#please I’m on the floor

[loganslowdown4]

TRASH BOI POLE DANCING!!!

TRASH BOI POLE DANCING LETS GOOOO!!!

#please I’m on the floor #this weekend has been so much I am overwhelmed positively #dance baby you are fuckin rockin it #thank you Thomas #thomas sanders #sanders sides #Remus sanders #ts remus #pole dancing #happy birthday Remus #thomas sanders photo shoots

[soulluvs2read]

dont

The Raven King ch.7

fu€k!ng

talk to me🤚🏻

#rereading aftg can you tell #i’m dead on the floor #i’m sobbing #its literally only the first damn line i will never recover #please leave me in my grief #all for the game #aftg #the foxhole court #tfc #the raven king #trk #the kings men #tkm #neil josten #the sunshine court #tsc #jean moreau #nora sakavic

[styxdippedorgans]

i think yellow might b my color what y’all think. nothing else to comment on in this post nope 😇🌟💛⭐️😁

#they/them #i’m kidding actually please make me know what you think #about all of it #i look good as fuck on the bathroom floor #dyke nsft #gnc lesbian #dyke

[birddcandle]

pov your name is pathoslair

for @lunarcrown and @aquaquadrant ‘s Hels To Pay AU!!

#my art #hels to pay au #htp art #bdoubleo100 #sorta #dbouble1011 #dbubs #I saw this post and immediately thought dbubs it’s so him coded #I wasn’t sure what colour his mossy cloak was so I just made it red to match the nylium on the jungle floor #please ignore the terribly drawn horse and crastle i’m only good at drawing people LMAO #I also usually draw bdubs with uppity straight hair and azaleas on his cloak so naturally dbubs has curly down hair and mushrooms on his #in my head dbubs and bdubs would actually get along super well #it would be so cute for bdubs to show dbubs that everything he imagined actually DOES exist and is beautiful #I love you dbubs you are so special to me

[lightning-chicken]

we’ve got less than a week to go until dr season 2 drops, and i thought i’d share my final (final!) theories:

#i am lying on the floor. PLEASE. #i’m pretty sure some of this is illegible but that quite accurately describes my thoughts on this #ninjago dragons rising #libber #ninjago libber #libber ninjago #libber gordon #key’s conversations #back on my libber agenda #(it never ends.) #ninjago

[bonebrokebuddy]

“I don’t understand why you’re so adamant on asking me this, Hal. I just mentioned to Barry that I talked with the head Easter Bunny once and now everyone keeps asking me if I think the Easter Bunny is real! Why do people keep asking me? I’ve met them. I don’t understand why I have to ‘believe’ in the Easter Bunny for them to be real! They exist!”

Hal put his hands up and stepped back, clearly not expecting the frustrated and somewhat hostile response of Billy who slumped back into his seat, which was slightly less satisfying in his bulkier body, and began running his hands through his hair.

The repetition of being interrogated over a simple comment was not only bewildering but had gotten increasingly more annoying to answer as somehow the members of The Justice League, the literal most powerful group of people on earth, didn’t seem to understand a piece of basic knowledge.

Billy was not only very tired of being asked the same thing but even more-so he wanted the laughing at his ordinary response to stop.

He paused and looked Hal dead in the eyes then began to speak in the most dead tone Hal had ever heard from the usually cheerful man.

“Hal, I know the Easter Bunnies are real because I had to spend two, very long weeks personally overseeing the creation of their union that made sure they no longer routinely experience unsafe working conditions and helped establish 8 hour working days so they no longer get overworked or are required to do 80 hour weeks prepping for Easter and get punished for doing less or don’t get paid”,

Billy’s previously slow, blank tone grew more rushed and frustrated as he went on,

“I mean, I didn’t even do much other than sit there and look intimidating by throwing around lightning sometimes and make sure the Easter chicks didn’t do any funny business or tamper with the legal process!

It was in all the papers in Fawcett! I had my picture taken with them and everything. But Hal. I can guarantee you that the Easter Bunny exists. Please. Please stop fucking asking me.” Finally done, Billy slumped onto the table with a loud clunk.

Hal stood there shocked for a moment. “Marvel, did you just imply there’s multiple easter bunnies and they established a form of government?!”

Billy, with seemingly tremendous emotional effort, lifted his head from the table by a few inches and looked Hal in the eyes with a pleading tone, “If I just say no, will you please stop asking me?”

“Absolutely not, now I have even more questions”

Billy let his head fall back onto the table with an even louder clunk and groaned.

#captain marvel #billy batson #dc #shazam #dc captain marvel #this is apart of a larger Fawcett world building thing I’m working on #won’t be a fic but will be a massive chunk of ideas on how cool it would be for Fawcett Citys logic to run how a genuine child would expect #& have it be partially the reason why marvel is just sorta Like That #hes not actually naieve. it’s just how logic works in Fawcett #including the tooth fairy and the Easter bunny existing within Fawcett #as Fawcett city operates like how a kid imagines it would #teachers actually live at school. there’s a floor in all Fawcett school buildings thate residential space for staff #if someone needs glasses and loses them. they simply cannot see Velma style #Monsters under the bed are also real. Some people keep them as pets. #i got so much more. it’s gonna be a blast once I get to finally finishing it. #but currently I’m having fun exploring the misconceptions a kid has of the world and how & if I can apply it to the au #this is also my first time writing anything non dnd setup description in about 5 years so please give me some leeway #bones writes

[eggo-tistical]

a late night doodle before bed ⏰💤

#biohazard #resident evil #resident evil fanart #fanart #resident evil 4 remake #leon kennedy #leon s kennedy #leon kennedy fanart #leon s kennedy fanart #luis serra #luis serra fanart #serennedy #luis serra x leon kennedy #leon kennedy x luis serra #my artwork #kissies #i care about them a normal amount #literally inconsolable #screaming crying rolling on the floor #please tell me i’m not the only one #its so over #we’re so back

[whereismyhat5678]

Me when I actually draw Kaufmo:

👁️💗👁️

Anyways- did some doodles of the silly 🫶🫶💕💕

And Tw: for body horror 👇 (It’s him abstracting..)

(If the quality looks like shit I am so sorry, for some reason IT ISN’T NOT BLURRING THE LINEART AND I HATE IT‼️‼️ >:(()

#The Amazing Digital Circus #TADC #THIS IS THE THIRD POST ABOUT TADC AND IT’S JUST KAUFMO GUYS IM SO SORRY- 💀 #I’M TELLING YOU. He won’t leave. #I love Kaufmo though so it’s alright if he stays #ALSO MADE THE LAST ONE A WALLPAPER SINCE I’M SO PROUD OF IT WHAT- #Love how these turned out (even though most of them is just Kaufmo having a mental breakdown-…Honestly tho- Yeah-.yeah it happens like that #Someone come save this clown please 🙏 #(I seriously hope he gets saved that’d bring me ENDLESS joy) #Kaufmo #Body horror(?) It’s him getting abstracted but (personally) It’s not that bad #He’s not like limping in the floor. I WAS CONSIDERING IT but no-

[maxpaulll]

Despite being *incredibly* behind on Redacted videos I still have Redacted thoughts from time to time.

Today? David and Angel who regularly shower together.

Not in the sexual way (okay, maybe sometimes in the sexual way) but in a sweet, domestic way. Washing each other’s backs and just taking care of each other in such a simple way. Just to make sure they’re clean.

Angel in the throes of burnout from work, they /have/ to shower to feel clean and like a person but they can’t bring themself to do anything more than sit under the hot water and evaporate, and David who stands behind them and patiently does their annoyingly long hair-care routine, applying their face wash, and gently spraying them down when he’s done-

David, who’s a wreck after the summer solstice, having Angel gently wash away all the sweat and tension away from the day. They’re massaging shampoo into his scalp as he melts, pressing kisses into his temple and wiping the soap from his eyes as they wash it out.

But it’s not just when they need it most. It’s almost every night (unless someone’s away) sometimes it’s just a weeknight and Angel is chatting about their day, or a late Sunday when David’s pulled an almost-all-nighter and Angel is trying not to fall asleep between the warm water and David’s calming presence.

That’s all vv

#redacted audio #redacted asmr #redactedverse #redacted angel #redacted david #just thinking abt some stuff #gay stuff #do 9 out of 15 of these showers turn into “fun’’?? sure. but that’s the beauty of it #I just need to think about them being normal and domestic though #they’re freaks 24/7 let me think about them being normal for three minutes #anyways please enjoy my rambles #and I definitely 100% was NOT projecting onto Ange at all #ps Angel sits on the floor in a bathrobe while David braids their hair for bed #you can’t tell me I’m wrong #I mean you can #but I won’t listen

[into-the-feniverse]

“There you are, mayfly, sorry I'm late. I was looking everywhere for you.”

#finally figured out how to draw the baby girlllll #mq Art #trigun stampede #trigun #Vash #Vash the stampede #tristamp #howls moving castle #trigun fanart #trigun fan art #I’m 1000% sure this has been done before (I’d be absolutely floored if it hadn’t) but god Vash as howl just death gripped my brain #anyways somebody please stop me from making a howls moving castle au

[zukkababey]

just clicked on the tumblr mart tab and was brought to tumblr mart instead of my account. mass casualty event, 167 dead 42 injured

#staff please get rid of it i’m shaking and sobbing on the floor rn

[trashbaget]

okay tumblr i’ve gotten some mixed stances over the years, so tell me…

to clarify: it doesn’t have to specifically mean you’re sitting on the toilet eating a cheeseburger, it can be the bath or the shower or just hanging out in there

#i KNOW there are other people out there just hanging out in their bathrooms snacking #please please please tell me ur location #(im jk i am sooooooo jk) #polls #tbf i understand the no wtf point of huh??? #shit goes OUT in the bathroom NOT in #but like #sometimes the coffee calls man #sometimes you’ve just gotta eat an egg sandwich on the floor yknow what i’m sayin?

[skyward-floored]

Did we consider that maybe the kingdom isn’t crying tears of sadness or grief? What if it’s tears born of other emotions?

What if it’s tears of joy? Tears of relief?

Tears of anger?

#I’m just saying tears can come from many emotions #immediately assuming sadness is a bit hasty #tears of the kingdom #loz totk #totk #legend of zelda #rambles from the Floor #edit: guys please it’s not tear as in rip #the Japanese word has a crying connotation #edit edit: now people are saying the Japanese word has neither??? WHICH IS IT

[shima-draws]

Okay I legitimately need to break from watching OP for a bit because A. I’ve been binging nonstop and I need to actually like. Be a human person and do something else other than sitting and watching TV for 6 hours straight And B. I’m at Sabaody now and I’m fucking SCARED man. Things are so fun and lighthearted rn and I know it’s all going to shit soon and my heart isn’t READY for that yet,,

#It’s all going down I’m at the final stretch before the timeskip #Oh lord in heaven!! We’re in some deep trouble now!!! #Crying bc this mini arc has been so funny and lighthearted and I KNOW it won’t last much longer #Kuma’s gonna yeet these kids and leave Luffy ALL by himselfy. Do NOT like that #Shima speaks #I need to do art actually. I need to draw like really bad. Please #I gotta emotionally prep myself before diving back in bc I know everything from here til the timeskip is going to WRECK me <333333 #Oda IS coming straight for my heart. He IS going to snipe me through my living room window. And I will bleed out on the floor and cry #HOOOOGH. HGH. Help :))))

[clericalsidhe]

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞 —

𝐈𝐭 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐮𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐞𝐭 𝐬𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐬, 𝐩𝐫𝐚𝐲𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬.

#baldur’s gate 3 #bg3 oc #tiefling #bg3 #fèidh #bg3edit #bg3 astarion #bg3 spoilers #necroticpetals #she’s soft for him he’s soft for her I’m soft the them #I’m really not okay atm I’m so pleased with THIS I am on the floor

[mazzystar24]

me rn cos they ruined the couch metaphor:

I told you guys what would happen if my couch metaphor dreams weren’t actualised

Now we must boycott the couches and for bonus points burn couches outside of the offices of abc to let them know not to make the same mistakes as fox🫡

#I will now be sitting exclusively on floors countertops and tables #jk guys I still secretly have hope for them to fix the couch metaphor #(I say through tears because denial is a river in Egypt) #911 #911onfox #911 abc #911 spoilers #? #buddie #if you guys do not know that I’m joking I’m scared #please don’t burn couches #my posts