#please don't hate my brain

[moonbythecabstan]

Lashies! Just finished They Both Die At The End (BRUTAL 😭💔) and I gotta say it.

Luke as Mateo.

Ashton as Rufus.

#please don't hate my brain #it loves angst and tragedy #Luke reading this book inspired me to finally buy it #no regrets #only tears #lashton #lashton au #lashton hemwin #rufus and mateo #ashton and luke

[kazutora-lover]

Kaiser: Come on, Yoichi. Didn't you say you want to destroy me? I'm still standing you know ~

Ness: ....

Isagi: Ever wondered how much better the world would be if your mom decided to swallow back then?

Kaiser: 🤡

Everyone else:

Isagi, after the damage is done: (๑>◡<๑)

#blue lock #bllk #michael kaiser #alexis ness #isagi yoichi #blue lock texts #a conversation that's been stuck in my brain for too long #i had to drop this #kaiser hearing it in german #hast du dich je gefragt wie viel besser die Welt wäre #wenn deine Mutter damals geschluckt hätte? #please don't hate me y'all #isagi is so cute #he does no wrong ~ #blue lock x reader #kazutora-lover

[evil-ontheinside]

After Ted and Karen get divorced the Wheelers get a cat. He has a totally normal and respectable name at the beginning but after a week the kids start to call him Teddy in remembrance of their dad ("he's not dead, why are you like this?")

Mike starts to tell him what a great dad he is whenever Karen is around. He gets especially dramatic about it when she has a bad day. She's not sure if she should reprimand him or laugh.

She cracks when one morning she finds the normal cat bowl replaced with one that says 'best dad ever'. (Mike also gets her a cup with the same on it bc she's been parenting them alone the whole time, she deserves both titles)

Will is a little worried about Mike at first bc he still remembers how it was with his dad and Mike's been a little quiet ever since but then he sees him make a father's day present for the cat and decides he's gonna be alright

Dustin is always overly polite to 'Mr. Wheeler' whenever he's around and tells him how much he respects and appreciates him and all the work he does around the house

Ted doesn't know any of this but Mike slips up one time and calls the cat dad while he and Holly are over for the mandatory visits. Ted doesn't get it but Holly can't stop giggling for the rest of the time and Mike makes sure to make little 'mistakes' like that around Ted to see how much he can get away with. Ted never gets it but Holly is lying on the floor laughing as soon as they get home. Karen is suspicious but the two refuse to tell her what's so funny

Nancy doesn't seem too invested in the whole thing at first but then she replaces Ted's face in the family picture with Teddy's (it took her and Jonathan hours to take the perfect picture so it would fit but it was worth it). Karen didn't notice at first and then has to awkwardly explain the situation to Mrs. Sinclair when she comes over for coffee. Mike loses it every time he walks past the picture

#this is my funniest post yet #stranger things #mike wheeler #karen wheeler #wheeler family #wheeler siblings #will byers #ted wheeler hate club #dustin henderson #nancy wheeler #holly wheeler #byler #mike wheeler i know what you are #very petty in this case but also very valid please continue your mission #I don't know where this idea came from but I'm very glad I had it #that's a lie. I thought about Ted having 'allergies' and Karen finally being able to get a cat so she does it out of spite #and then all of this happened #brain dump #this could be funny #not me adding to the tags one day later bc I'm unsatisfied with them

[ineffable-gallimaufry]

hi just want to say if you reblog posts like "REBLOG THIS OR YOU HATE GAY PEOPLE AND FIVE KITTENS WILL DIE" and you don't tag reblog bait or SOMETHING i hate you so much

#i think this is quite literally the worst. i hate posts like this #i hate superstitious posts because they fuck with my brain so bad i hate this world #DON'T FUCKING DO THAT PLEASE

[sceebybeeby]

"was i THAT obvious?"

#i don't remember if they exchanged letters in canon #or if fanfic brain decided this #but they did that now #athena cykes #juniper woods #junithena #i had so much fun with the lighting on this #for someone who hates drawinf braids i sure made my athena design have two long ass braids #also someone please notice the difference in how they open each other's letters #please i thought it was so clever

[damian-lil-babybat]

Damian al Ghul Wayne

"I'm going to choose my own colors."

#dc comics #damian wayne #fanart #dc #robin #batfam #damian al ghul #robin dc #dc robin #Primary colors never suited me anyway. Except for reds. And maybe blues. Blue's are nice." #Still hoping for Damian to be Flamebird and Jon to be Nightwing. I know this is like the minority opinion #but a fanartist can dream. #Intrusive thoughts: But weren't Flamebird and Nighgwing lovers in Kryptonian mythos? #Counter rationality: Yea? So what? Fight me! I want my super sons #and previous Flamebirds have been alternate Bette Kane!Batgirl #and even men #Jimmy Olsen #donned his persona #so it checks out. Don't be weird brain! #No hate please

[sciderman]

Sometimes i remember a comics moment i randomly came across somewhere, where Sam Wilson mentiones a musical and Steve Rodgers says he doesn't like musicals, to whitch Sam goes "Guess that means you really are straight" and even tho i don't care about Cap America or the Avengers, the moment stuck in me for that quote by Sam. And like....Sci, any ideas if straight men actually don't like musicals or is that bullshit?

actually i think i know more gay men who hate musicals than i know straight men who hate musicals. i've had a drag queen stop me point blank when i was about to sing a barbra streisand song, and i know so many gays who pointedly hate abba. so based on my experience i think the inverse is true. most of the straight men i know are kind of impartial about musicals, but gay men? hate.

my theory is that a lot of gay men don't want to fall into stereotypes, maybe. but thaaaaat's just a theory! a gay theory.

#sci speaks #i'm trying to understand the gays. they are a mystery to me. #i've seen a lot more toxic masculinity coming from gay men than i have from straight men. #i think it makes sense. they have less women in their lives. so they reckon with a lot more masculinity. more dick measuring. #also gay men have some of THE most unhealthy romantic relationships i've ever seen in my life. #this isn't a blanket statement on everyone but just from what i've seen. it's such a strange pattern i've observed. #lesbians? healthy. straights? usually healthy. gay men? universally a tire fire that makes me say “if you hate each other so much ??” #“why are you together??????????” #i have never met a cis gay mlm couple in real life that was healthy. every single one of them made my eyes widen in horror. #i want them to be healthy. please treat each other better. #the number of bitchy bitchy fights i've seen between mlm couples in public that make me so terrified #but i know mlm relationships in general are usually less... affectionate than wlw relationships. even and especially friendships. #just an observation. #i hate to say that there is a definite difference between amab vs afab experiences when it comes to relationship dynamics but. #of course there is. there is. as much as i want to say gender and sex do not matter. it really does. #it makes a difference. it does. #which is kind of why i'm glad i was born in the body i was. when people say “trans means you feel you were born in the wrong body” #im like.. i don't think that's true. i don't think that's true for me. #i wouldn't be me if i wasn't born the way i was. and i want to be me. but i'm a boy. i'm a boy but in the body that i have. #my body is still a boy's body. because i live in here. #sorry this went off on a tangent. #but yeah i know my brain would be different if i was amab. and i don't want all those other issues. #i think the only reason i'm so peaceful and serene is because i'm afab. and afabulous. #i see cis guys and im like.. yeah i don't want what you got. #once again! lucky to be me! i'm lucky. im lucky i have a vargooba. thank fuck for that! #couldve been so much worse off. could've been born with a dick and would be fighting for my life right now.

[mollymarymarie]

Suggest your weirdest ass hobbies to me. Writing is shit right now, I need a distraction from it (and the rest of life) but I also suck at everything

#Oh god #I tried crocheting???? #I mean it's practically math #It's math and puzzle solving and I am very bad at both #I know it's not actually math #But my brain put it in the same box #And now it is trying to make me hate it #I pretty much learned how to do the first. Like. Row thing. #And then my friend (and you tube) said “now turn your work” and I said WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN #I am very visual and it is hard for me to learn on something that just.... Looks the fucking same from start to end (The Yarn) #So clearly knitting is also out #I have considered embroidery but it seems very similar lol #Please don't say calligraphy because my handwriting is SHIT

[alibonbonn]

The foster kittens are having pretty gnarly diaper rash and for some reason this is the one that gets to my head the most. Like ..it hurts them so much. Their little lungs cry so horribly when I clean them and put ointments on their butts, they'll hurt worse if I don't. Maybe I'm just in a god awful headspace today idk how vets do it, they're so small and they're hurting so much and I cant make it better, and I'm making it about myself, the babies are the ones in real distress and I'm making it about myself

#might delete later im just . goog god #please pray for dilly and dally's butts theyre raw and it hurts them to poop :( #i don't want them to just make it i want them to be feel comfortable to feel loved #which..man i dont know. i hate that i dont know #im just so sorry that im not a good momma cat. a good momma cat wouldn't let this happen #its almost worse knowing that they're too younf to have a grudge. #gonna stop listening to my brain and go to bed and hope im back in the game tmr #ali babble

[hungerpunch]

i've thought a lot about it and i have concluded that parents just shouldn't Be Like That about their kids doing sports, you know?

#this post brought to u by my inexplicable picking up of abby wambach's 2016 memoir #(who never even LOVED soccer btw?!?!?) #kids who grow up to view their bodies as transactional pawns and their pain & suffering as currency to buy love with #too many parents are too fucking intense about sports. please relax. god. that's a baby with an undeveloped brain be NICE to it! #yeah ur kid can love a sport. but you know what most of all? #most of all ur kid wants you. your love and your attention. #and what if ur kid DOESN'T love the sport they're just GOOD at it? #you need to reinforce that you will love your children even when they're not good at stuff so they don't end up committing their lives #to things they hate just to please you! #idk maybe we should just do something CRAZY like ban child athletics IDK i feel CRAZY about this!!! #i've just read too many stories about how parents ruin their child's life and destroy their sense of self with SPORT. ahhh!!! #i think all professional athletes are fucked up in an entirely preventable way!!!! #hear me out what if: if the sport cannot be performed past the age of 25-30 then it should be gutted and revamped #so that u can't START playing it professionally until that age! #and whatever it takes to make that feasible for 30+ SHOULD JUST BE DONE. #oh god i'm in a spiral about what we have been conditioned to expect athletes to do for our entertainment. #driveby post

[ageofhearingloss]

sammy nation i apologize in advance for this sam fic i have in the works

#please don't stone me in the village square #but all my brain is thinking about is sam hate sex #and i HAVE to write it down

[gildedmuse]

ZoLaw AUs Nobody Asked For

Law and Zoro as online boyfriends.

They text. They chat. They ask one another advice, occasionally at really awkward times. [Picture of Zoro trying to text on this damn e-mushi because DrHeartStealer wasn't sure his crew actually LIKED him, is he being too harsh Sword3?] while also trying to fight off a giant electric god pet snake.

This all started pre-Luffy (Zoro's official calendar units) and neither of them have really gotten brave enough to reveal their identities but, yeah, online boyfriends.

So Zoro means it when he shoulders some guy at bar out of his personal space with a little, "look somewhere else, buddy." He's taken.

Robin: I notice Kenshi-san is very attached to his e-mushi. Nami: Zoro? Ha! No, he hates those things. It's why he lets kata- oh, THAT. *Eye roll* Yeah, he's really attached to that "e-mushi" Robin: *side smile* Why do I feel as if you're holding back on important details, Navigator-san? Nami: *sigh* I guess it's only right that, since Luffy decided you were crew, I tell you everything I know Nami: So I can finally gossip about this bitch with someone who gets it

#welcome to my brain #yes its a weird place please ignore all the swordsmen.... #screwing #please ignore all the screwing swordsmen #an e-mushi is a cell phone version of a den den mushi mushi #if you're curious for more background than needed: Zoro hates them and prefers traditional den den mushi #he has one that rushes to him when require; its name is Snail #but he does own an e-mushi for one very important purpose #Dr Heartstealer #the zolaw au nobody asked for #one piece #roronoa zoro #trafalgar d. water law #trafalgar law #zolaw #cat bulgar nami #nico robin #so much gossip about this bitch #Robin you don't even know #look I like when my girls just hang out being sassy together #and I like when my kenshi are in some kind of pining half not really relationship that invites all sorts of shenanigans #eventually ending in some hot fucking #no there wasn't meant to be another word there #I said what I sajd #hot. fucking. #zoro x law #amusing musings #monkey d. luffy

[crabussy]

god I forgot how much staring at a screen for all my waking hours fucks me up and makes me miserable

#my eyes hurt so bad and my brain can barely form words #and I'm terrified to face my teacher tomorrow after she. did what she did two weeks ago #I'm safe please don't worry but #oh boy #there's a reason I have PRE BOOKED THERAPY for tomorrow after school #that's how fucking scared I am #and #the workload #is literally impossible to manage or complete as a disabled autistic person #not a hyperbole I have tried I have put every bit of energy I possibly have #including energy for. getting ready for bed or talking to my loved ones or masking or just going on a WALK #into homework. and it's still an impossible amount of work that I am Never able to complete by the deadline #hate being this way #hate teacherfs who traumatise me for being this way #has happened my whole fucking life and I STILL feel like a little kid every time #vent tw #listen to my gibberish boy #vent #this sucks. sorry you had to read this

[rr-sheep]

-April Fools-

Please Don't Hunt Me ;-;

#inside joke #jokes #please don't hate me #my art #please don't take this seriously #my art shit #baldi #april 1st #april fools #april fool's day #my artwork #fanart #my artwrok #joke art #baldimore #baldi basics #baldi baldimore #baldis basics #bbieal baldi #baldi fanart #kill my brain #fnf #fnf fanart

[i-drop-level-one-loot]

When are we getting more puppy hybrid content? Buddy has my heart. 😭😔

Honestly, being really v u l n e r a b l e right now, I've got five partially finished stories in my drafts, and finally went grocery shopping after a thirteen hour nap, we are not alright babes ✨

But I will make more soft boys, puppy hybrids, subby yanderes, and the more, I just can't give a concrete answer on when ❤️

#please don't hate me #the struggle is real #bills gotta get paid #the money is not flowing rn #had time to write and my brain said #no ❤️ #I'm super sorry #the caffeine ain't working lol #and i keep making bad decisions #❤️

[sweet-rabbit]

i shall not apologize... 

#gundam wing #trowa x quatre #heero x relena #duo maxwell #wufei chang #abo #i'm a sucker for lady alphas with gentleman omegas i don't see it enough... #probably won't do much else with this i just found it funny #also heero is adorable i stand by that #did i make relena taller than him? YES #in my abo universe BETAS ACTUALLY DO STUFF IN THE GROUP #hate that 'they are normal' thing so boring #duo is probably the most sane out of all of them #and wufei's sexism of course equates into abo quite well! #quatre's second gender/sexuality in my brain only boils down to 'would it piss of his father?' #so he's full omega and fully gay! #finally pleased with trowa's hair~! #then screwed up duos