#this could be funny

[evil-ontheinside]

After Ted and Karen get divorced the Wheelers get a cat. He has a totally normal and respectable name at the beginning but after a week the kids start to call him Teddy in remembrance of their dad ("he's not dead, why are you like this?")

Mike starts to tell him what a great dad he is whenever Karen is around. He gets especially dramatic about it when she has a bad day. She's not sure if she should reprimand him or laugh.

She cracks when one morning she finds the normal cat bowl replaced with one that says 'best dad ever'. (Mike also gets her a cup with the same on it bc she's been parenting them alone the whole time, she deserves both titles)

Will is a little worried about Mike at first bc he still remembers how it was with his dad and Mike's been a little quiet ever since but then he sees him make a father's day present for the cat and decides he's gonna be alright

Dustin is always overly polite to 'Mr. Wheeler' whenever he's around and tells him how much he respects and appreciates him and all the work he does around the house

Ted doesn't know any of this but Mike slips up one time and calls the cat dad while he and Holly are over for the mandatory visits. Ted doesn't get it but Holly can't stop giggling for the rest of the time and Mike makes sure to make little 'mistakes' like that around Ted to see how much he can get away with. Ted never gets it but Holly is lying on the floor laughing as soon as they get home. Karen is suspicious but the two refuse to tell her what's so funny

Nancy doesn't seem too invested in the whole thing at first but then she replaces Ted's face in the family picture with Teddy's (it took her and Jonathan hours to take the perfect picture so it would fit but it was worth it). Karen didn't notice at first and then has to awkwardly explain the situation to Mrs. Sinclair when she comes over for coffee. Mike loses it every time he walks past the picture

#this is my funniest post yet #stranger things #mike wheeler #karen wheeler #wheeler family #wheeler siblings #will byers #ted wheeler hate club #dustin henderson #nancy wheeler #holly wheeler #byler #mike wheeler i know what you are #very petty in this case but also very valid please continue your mission #I don't know where this idea came from but I'm very glad I had it #that's a lie. I thought about Ted having 'allergies' and Karen finally being able to get a cat so she does it out of spite #and then all of this happened #brain dump #this could be funny #not me adding to the tags one day later bc I'm unsatisfied with them

[emry-stars-art]

What are your thoughts on Neil and Katelyn being friends? Either in your au or just in general. Personally I’m insane about it

SAME

Like if you’re asking realistically, if I was to write a post canon Neil and Katelyn friendship it would be that they don’t actually seek out each others company, but when they DO get together it is chaos for the twins. Like no one expected them to have that much or that kind of energy around each other. I don’t even know if I can describe it, it’s something adjacent to a sibling relationship with a wordless agreement to mess with Andrew and Aaron as much as possible and also having that step-sibling vibe that is both ironic hate and a little bit of real “still not a huge fan of u”. I do like Andrew being better with kids so Neil doesn’t necessarily have a special in with kateaaron’s girls.

But they get along completely well enough and are comfy around each other. My weakness for better post canon relationships for everyone strikes again

In the royal au it’s similar, obviously it takes even longer for Abram to be comfy/casual around the queen but once he is they have a fine time when they happen to around each other. As stated previously, he sometimes ends up watching out for her at parties and stuff bc Katelyn has always been incredible at sneaking away from her people - if she isn’t on Aaron’s arm she’s gonna be on Abram’s and like at least halfway drunk, if she’s not somewhere on the floor dancing. Since this universe (or at least Palmetto idk) doesn’t have super strict policy on dances and stuff, sometimes she convinces Abram to dance with her as long as there’s someone else near enough to keep an eye on the room around the prince. Andrew always rolls his eyes at their friendly/sibling-like affection but he’s also relieved Abram’s relaxing enough to allow it. He always lets Abram go dance (Andrew himself keeps the same arm-length distance from Katelyn that he does from everyone else). Aaron doesn’t mind either, HE’S just relieved she picked someone capable of protecting her to go drunkenly talk to when she disappears (he also likes the way she lights up when Aaron eventually comes to collect her. She’s very happy to see her beloved husband and I love that for them).

Anyway Queen Katelyn is very sweet to Abram (bc she’s a sweet person) and eventually yes they ABSOLUTELY cause chaos for the twins hehe

Find the royal au writing masterpost here 💕

#rip prince and king Minyard #wouldn’t it be kind of funny if people started wondering if Katelyn and Abram were like long lost siblings #bc I LOVE having them look similar lmao #unimportant tho #just know. from the day Abram sees the queen leaning into the ‘kings been sleeping around’ accusation/misunderstanding #he starts to realize #huh #this could be funny #and he’s RIGHT #Andrew and Aaron need Neil and Katelyn #both for personal separate reasons #and because they’re the only two that can match the twinyards when they’re teamed up #Minyard family game night is INSANE #fan art #my art #aftg #all for the game #neil josten #katelyn #royal au #asks

[scrollwyrm]

Headcanon:

SeaWing and MudWing pupils will go from circular, like a human’s (Tsunami says that humans have ‘very dragon-like eyes’ in The Lost Heir) to rectangular, like a frog’s, if they are stressed or anxious.

#Webbs’s eyes are constantly rectangular #wings of fire #wof #wof design #Wof seawing #wof mudwing #is this anything #this is meant to be a serious blog what am I doing #This could be funny

[oopsiwhumpeditagain]

A whumpee who cannot sleep so they just end up learning a ton of new skills until they eventually pass out from exhaustion.

#this could be funny #like whumpee learned some of a language so when they wake up they're speaking it and caretaker is very confused #whump #whump prompt #whumpee #caretaker #whump prompts

[vdelta]

in the spirit of the holiday,

send me your worst pick-up lines

#delta drabbles #this could be funny

[elvain]

do you think peter’s friends think he and spider-man are secretly dating and that’s a) why peter always gets the good photos and b) why he never talks about spider-man

#mk.post #peter parker #spider-man #this could be funny

[brainless-but-thats-all]

google how do i get into the business of customizing tech for people

i like doing it but i wouldnt even know how to get myself out there and these look sick as hell

#i like doing ds's and gameboys too #gcc? Dont even get me started #i have a bunch of useless tech shit in my drawers #this could be funny

[oopdeathnote]

Imagine if you locked Light and Patrick Bateman in a room together. They would be having the most generic conversation but you wouldn’t be able to hear it over the sound of their overlapping internal monologues. There would be a few seconds where their monologues both play in sync to say something misogynistic.

#death note #light yagami #american psycho #patrick bateman #you could put patrick bateman in deathnote and he wouldn’t even seem particularly out of place tbh #i don’t actually like american psycho that much i just keep getting funny #patrick bateman posts on my pinterest feed #original post

[payasita]

being a manager sucks balls half the time but the cashier kids im in charge of trust me enough to dick around in front of me so ive been keeping a running list of the shit they say that makes me laugh randomly: -"guys, is it cheating if you play fortnite with your ex" [4 seperate others, immediately]: "YES" -"there must be like… infinite sentences" -"bro what bro what the fuck bro what's that mean bro why'd you say that bro what" <distraught response to a girl randomly greeting him with 'hey there big boy' in an old timey transatlantic news reporter accent

#personal #text #gonna miss these kids lol #theres more i cant remember rn but i swear to god some of them do it just to make me crack up when im the only one in charge #infinite sentences kid and bro what the fuck kid are the same kid #he could not give less of a shit about this job it's so fucking funny

[theoldkyokodied]

Really quick doodles of a few scenes from the stream yesterday. Including combat flirting taunting, gale’s magnificently distracting shoes and.. whatever you wanna call gale agreeing to give 15 gold to astarion 😐😑😐😑😐 (that’s me blinking)

#bloodweave #astarion x gale #gale x astarion #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #gale dekarios #astarion ancunin #they are so funny god help. thank you to whoever sat Neil next to Tim #my roommate turning to look directly at me whenever they were interacting lik bestie please stop I am trying to be normal. don’t look at me #my roommate also said Neil acting low-key obsessed with gale and I could only say wow he’s just like me fr fr. #if I didn’t still struggle with getting shadowhearts likeness you would get a drawing of her hugging bing bong too but alas … #anyway the stream was so fun #can’t wait til tomorrow hehe

[casmick-consequences]

literally the king of oneliners

[part 2]

#it's about time people start appreciating my boy!!!! he's so FUNNY!!!! #no WONDER lucius wants him carnally #the key to a girl(gn)'s heart is through laughter #also matthew maher is completely and utterly fuckable but we're not ready for that convo #black pete #ofmd #our flag means death #ofmd s2 #ofmd season 2 #these are just the ones i could think of #PLS add onto this if you have more #matthew maher #ofmd s2 spoilers

[evil-ontheinside]

In light of all the Wheeler-Creel family connection theories: I think it would be very funny if the Wheelers were just casually related to a bunch of criminals. So when Nancy and Mike find out that Henry is related to them they're just like "another serial killer in the family?? Isn't there a limit to this?? It feels like there should be a limit"

#my last post: haha Ted gets replaced by a cat #this post: actually the Wheelers are one big family of crime #'guess who lied about being sick last christmas and actually robbed a bank?' #'aunt Lea offered her support should Ted get too much and I'm not sure how to tell mom that she killed her husband five years ago' #'great uncle Joe just got arrested bc he tried to eat his neighbor. at least now we know why he always complains about the food' #'i just read my great grandfather's diary. who would've thought that he poisoned an entire town over a pumpkin patch?' #stranger things #mike wheeler #nancy wheeler #wheeler family #wheeler siblings #brain dump #this could be funny

[madscientistenthusiast]

Personally I think that Azula should have been redeemed simply so that she can become Zuko's horrible little advisor who whispers evil little plans to him so that he can do the exact opposite

#the only reason she gets this job is bc he doesnt trust her anywhere else in the palace #its like enrichment for manipulative girls #also so that he can set her on asshole deligates like a rabid little lapdog #she just has mean fuckin pomeranian energy that thing bites then lights you on fire w flames so hot theyre cold #i think their sibling dynamic could be sooo fucking funny its insane #azula #azula atla #atla #avatar the last airbender #zuko #atla zuko #firelord zuko #DISCLAIMER I AM YET TO READ THE COMICS SO IDK WHAT HAPPENS TO HER IN THEM #also long overdue for a rewatch of the show its insane

[cactle]

POV: You’re watching the marineford live stream

#i just finished marineford #its genuinely so heart wrenching but I could NOT stop laughing because of this stupid clown #‘sheesh chat this war aint poggers but you know what is? CAPTAIN BUGGY’ #I COULD NOT #COMPLETELY PUT A WRENCH IN SENGOKUS PLANS ITS SO FUNNY #cactle_art #one piece #buggy the clown #one piece fanart #op #marineford arc #captain buggy #buggy one piece #op buggy #op fanart

[tibli]

I love when arthropods have a pseudopupil. It's so whimsical and cute, and they come in so many varieties!!

little kitty cat eyes!!!

bombastic side eyes!!!!

cartoon character eyes!!!!

bigass anime eyes!!!!!

BE NOT AFRAID eyes!!!!!

#biology #arthropods #crustaceans #insects #crab #praying mantis #grasshopper #damselfly #butterfly #sorry i just googles -athropod name- eyes #so im not sure exactly what species these bugs are (yes crabs is bugs) #honestly im not sure if thats actually a praying mantis #it could just be like. a regular mantis #who cares anyway pseudopupils are so fucking cool!!!!!!! #i ESPECIALLY love damselflies they are so fucking cute and have no right to be that way #also grasshoppers have such funny faces #they all remind me of like. distinguished and rotund victorian gentleman. no idk why that is

[cosmosnout]

And in the end, Rouge was like, “You know what? Sure.”

#kinda makes me sad to think Roger might have been with rouge just so he could have a son #but hey if it was mutual then that’s so funny #(please have my baby) *rouge looks Roger over* (sure) #also roger literally spent his whole life surrounded by dudes. bro does not know how to talk to women #art #digital art #my art #fanart #drawing #one piece #portgas d rouge #gol d roger #sketchhh