#please dont crucify me for this

[residentshitcunt]

Honestly the bit when Wallace tried to mind control a rabbit and then ended up being turned into a rabbit monster was like the realest bit of autism representation I've seen.

#196 #r/196 #r196 #/r/196 #196archive #r/196archive #autism #wallace and gromit #please dont crucify me for this

[pagodazz]

People who don't like it when ppl ship the emh guys like

Evan x Jeff, or Evan x Vinnie, or Jeff x Vinnie, or whatever bc of the fairmount iteration and how they were technically "brothers" (They we're all adopted at ages old enough to know they weren't actually family too. AND OBVIOUSLY, THIS GOES WITHOUT SAYING: DONT SHIP THE KIDS?? that's weird)

ARE WE FORGETTING THAT?? CORENTHAL ADOPTED STEPH TOO???

Evan and Steph were WAY closer in that iteration too??? BUT ?? IT'S NOT WEIRD TO LOVE THEIR RELATIONSHIP??

like, genuinely, I'm confused 😭😭 ?? are y'all just hating bc it's mlm??? OR DO YOU GUYS GENUINELY FORGET THAT STEPH IS APART OF THAT TOO??

If it would be weird to ship the guys ,,, it should be weird to ship Evan and Steph?? but it's NOT bc they're literally TOGETHER.

Why do the gay guys gotta be the ones getting judged ⁉️

it's not like they have any memory at all of the iteration, or that they're related by blood AT ALL.

#everymanhybrid #emh #vinny everyman #slenderverse #vinnie everyman #evan myers #jeff koval #jeff emh #steph emh #ethan rants 🐍 #please dont crucify me for this

[clonelovr]

Headshots of Crosshair smiling and smirking cause we have been deprived of this basic necessity

#can you tell i am head over heels in love with him by the way i draw him #can you tell i would give him the gawk gawk 5000 by the way i draw him #i was testing out new painting techniques here so please dont crucify me #criticism always welcome tho :) #the bad batch #the clone wars #tbb crosshair #clone trooper crosshair #the bad batch crosshair #star wars #the bad batch fanart #star wars fanart #crosshair #crosswhore #crosswhores #tcw #tcw fanart #the clone wars fanart

[kittyslashers]

this is my roman empire.

#I HWVENT STOPPED THINKING ABOUT THEM FOR DAYS!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!!!! #spider-man 2 spoilers #spider man 2 spoilers #insomniac spider man #marvel spider man 2 #msm2 spoilers #peter parker #harry osborn #parksborn #insomniac games #i hope i tagged spoilers right please dont crucify me im tryin my best out here #also yes i dont have the game and i got these screenshots from the snapcube vod. whatever. #im poor leave me alone.

[brookheimer]

the one thing i feel pretty certain about for this episode is that america will not decide the election. a decision will be made, a president will be elected, but america will not be the deciding factor.

succession can’t mimic 2016 or 2020 point blank, that would be boring and have nothing to say. it can’t try to outdo trump because it’ll go too whacky and fall flat like veep’s last season (sorry conheads, no way he’s winning). but what it CAN do is illustrate the immensely corrupt, often arbitrary, and hugely influential nature of news media and conglomerations on political processes. i think probably jimenez will be in the lead, then atn/waystar does something to, i don’t know, discount votes or cast suspicion on jimenez or call the election for mencken early, and the tide will shift, even though the votes are already in. the votes don’t actually matter. the actual result doesn’t actually matter. that’s the power logan (and as an extension, billionaires and CEOs in general) hold. shiv says it herself to logan in s4e2: “just cause you say it’s true doesn’t make it true. everyone just fucking agrees with you and believes you, so it becomes true and then you can turn around and say like, 'oh, you see? see? i was right.'” but it doesn’t matter that logan’s “a human fucking gaslight,” everything he says comes true anyways. not because he was right, but because that’s how it works. he says things and then they happen, regardless of what the truth is or what should actually come to pass. that’s been one of the key throughlines since the very first episode of the entire show when, in response to kendall calling logan out of touch because times are changing and logan isn't changing with them, logan hisses that everyone always says you’re wrong until you do it and prove you were right: “you make your own reality.” you can't miss the bus if you're the one driving it. the election, the votes, the political process? none of that matters. it was always going to come down to the roys and their ilk (allies or enemies, just the top 1%) — that was the whole point of “what it takes” (the mencken episode) last season, after all.

i’ve seen lots of theories about what america will choose and how the candidates will respond and all that and i just don’t think that’s the show’s focus; i think the whole point is to demonstrate the lack of agency, the illusion of democracy. because, i mean, we’ve already seen the fall of democracy via fascist election and fascist election-denial, both in real life and in the countless (usually mid) satires created afterwards. it would be disappointing to see succession use the election to reiterate that same point of 'ohhh alt-right ahhhhh!!!' i don’t think it’ll be about ‘fascism’ at all — at least, not ‘trump-y’ fascism. it’ll be about fascism in the broader sense, the kind that doesn't sport a KKK hood (even when it keeps one tucked away in the attic). it's the fascism that every single roy (very much including shiv and kendall) aid and abet -- the fascism that so many succession fans don't seem to regard as fascism, despite it quite literally being the definition of fascism. trump wasn’t the entrance of fascism into our political process. he wasn’t the lone sign of the failing of american democracy. democracy in america has long been illusory, trump just made it more blatantly evident with his particular brand of hate-speech-ridden masculinist in-your-face fascism.

so i think that’s what this episode will hopefully focus on — america will not decide. corporations, news media, and the roys will. thus, the president will most likely become president not because the country supports his policies the most, but because he’s likely to agree to help block a business deal for a major media empire, and the other candidate is unlikely to. and this will likely come to pass due to said major media empire's interference and influence: they create their own reality. they say it, and everyone agrees with them and believes them, so it becomes true.

#WOOF okay here's my unnecessary ~thematic prediction~ for this episode #i have some more like random thoughts ab what'll happen but those r less thought out and more throwing shit at the wall etc #but i've been thinking a lot ab this ep n idk i just can't see any other way it could be done satisfyingly -- they can't just do 2016/2020 #again. the focus has to be elsewhere. i have some specifics thoughts on details but again those r kinda random n will be in another post #after bizarrely getting a lot of things right this szn i know a lot of people are looking to me to see what i'll say for this ep and let me #remind yall that I AM LITERALLY JUST GUESSING BASED ON MY UNDERSTANDING OF THE SHOW AND HOW NARRATIVES #TEND TO WORK PARTICULARLY IN SUCCESSION! if i am wrong which i very well might be please do not crucify me. i know literally #nothing more than anyone else i'm just a random english/gov major who likes speculating about media ! that said if i end up right again #somehow then yes i am a prophet i am jesse armstrong i have never been wrong about anything in my life. etc #watch this age so poorly tho. #LOL #also fwiw i dont think the Shock etc is going to come from the election results - maybe possibly from the way things happen (i could see a #line of miscommunication resulting in fucked up outcomes etc which i can get into in another post) or a roy sibs moment but i just #don't think there's any way the results themselves cld be surprising. it's jimenez or mencken. it's not gonna be connor guys. #succession #succession spoilers #except not really. just succession speculation more than anything else #long post #succession speculation #100

[bode-rook]

Rewatching Yugioh after 20 years is fucking wild. Just watched Kaiba refer to Yugi’s friends as “the Nerd Herd” (hilarious), tell Yugi to “spare me the drama” despite being THE most dramatic character in the whole show, and then immediately prove that by conjuring a hologram of the fucking Roman coliseum for them to play MTG in, complete with screaming toga-clad fans chanting his name. This all happened within like 3 minutes. I mean i know we know why he’s like this but. why is he like this

#yugioh #seto kaiba #like i understand his motivations and insecurities and all that but being so extra and such a petty bitch is all him #tbh one of the greatest antagonists of all time #his unintentional comic relief levels are off the charts #yes i am watching the dub please dont crucify me its the nostalgia #if joey doesnt have a brooklyn accent i will simply die

[theracoonisinasawtrap]

This is not meant to be Detective Kerry Slander (i love my lesbian angel) but i cannot help but notice that um

well,, umm,,, she kinda looks

looks like

#im sorry #please dont crucify me #...like Kerry #saw #sawposting #saw franchise #allison kerry

[doobledabbadoo]

I FORGOT IT WAS MONDAY heres sum gay shapes if u care…

#dooble moment #mr men #my art #mr men show #mr men little miss #the mr men show #mr grumpy #mr happy #ok so. i made this while i was watching the last hunger games movie w/ my family #the last movie felt wayy too long & bored the everlasting hell out of me so. shape yaoi comin in for the save #(i use the term yaoi ironically please dont crucify me)

[wholegrainporkndbeans]

very very very sad nick johnsmith mpreg comic 😢😢😢 (THIS IS 100% SATIRE PLEASE DONT KILL ME)

#my brother gave me one whole dollar to make this #it also took 11 hours #*glorias theater stage actor voice* “You must suffer for your art!” #again this is satire please dont crucify me #psychonauts #psychonauts 2 #nick johnsmith #dr loboto #comic #art

[ratsoda]

THE GREEDLER

i have never had a onceler phase. this is completely out of pocket for me

— art insta:

https://instagram.com/jamsfizz?igshid=MzNlNGNkZWQ4Mg==

#listen biggering has been stuck in my head and its been poisoning my mind #also biggering goes so hard illumination fumbled #anyways please dont crucify me for bringing back the onceler #i am a sinner #the lorax #the onceler #the greedler #onceler #onceler art #greedler #greedler art

[mamadarama]

can i be honest i really wish the yoru ni kakeru cover was an alkaloid/switch collab instead of alkaloid/double face . or more unrealistically just natsume bc i need to hear him sing that song his voice is perfect for it

#maybe its bc i had high expectations but it was.... underwhelming #i kinda expected it to live up to original at least but it didnt even come close #it is a hard bar to jump though. so. #sorry please dont crucify me #txt

[tinywalkingheater]

I'm not a huge pokemon fan anymore but from what I remember from the animated series (that I watched as a kid) gortash and orin when they're in the illithid colony give very much team rocket vibes. durge can be the cat idk

#bg3 #baldur's gate iii #baldur's gate 3 #enver gortash #bg3 gortash #lord enver gortash #bg3 dark urge #dark urge #bg3 durge #bg3 orin #orin the red #orin bg3 #pokemon #team rocket #meowth #jessie pokemon #james pokemon #please dont crucify me #I know everyone on this app loves pokemon #I collected the cards as a kid #I just dont know the lore

[golgothaskterror]

hi jake!!! your hair looks amazing!!!! you like guns, so i've heard? what's your favourite if i may ask? ↄ0:

JAKE: I appreciate the compliment! I think its mostly genetics, and trimming the ends when i can. Grandma used to cut it better than i ever could, so it ends up longer than what might be typical.

JAKE: Anyway! I love a good handgun. The amt automag II is a classic, one that grandma left me, even!

#mod:can you tell that i know nothing about guns? i had to google best pistols #Mod: if it sucks then ummm. idk. please dont crucify me #Homestuck #Jake English #ask jake english #golgothaskterror #gun #gun cw #cutie patootie jake..... #his hair has never been touched by chemicals....

[spoiledmilks]

Me omw to revive the boner accident

😭😭😭ommgmggggg

#Shiver me timbers #PLEASE DONT PLEASE RAVEN PLEASE I BEG YOU RAVENNI WILL CRUCIFY YOU

[aphel1on]

you know, one thing that's funny to me about jin guangyao

some people hate him because of their experiences being emotionally abused

while other people love him for the same reason

like i've seen people say they hate him because he reminds them of their manipulative ex, and i've seen one person say they're unable to like him ever since his faked suicide attempt in the book because they've had threats of suicide used against them before

and i can understand that perspective. not everyone is obligated to like jgy and sometimes a character vibes wrong with you

but personally one of the reasons i like him is i've had a lot of experience with constantly being put down and degraded and being expected to grin and bear it, and if i ever stand up for myself suddenly i'm the terrible person in the situation. and maybe i just find it kinda cathartic that he snapped and killed people about it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

#dont crucify me for putting this in the main tags please #just been rotating him in my mind today #aphelion.txt #mdzs #jin guangyao #jgy #suicide mention #emotional abuse #it's the customer service defense for jgy's murders except i've never been in customer service #this is just one of the reasons i like him btw there are others

[deer-with-a-stick]

These are the general reactions towards the GOTY award I've seen so far from fans of the different games

BG3:

Alan Wake 2 (the game was a banger and y'all were really chill about it holy moly respect):

Spiderman 2 (some of you are lovely people with normal reactions but dear lord twitter is on fire):

TotK (I'm sorry but this year just had a lot of bangers):

#dont crucify me please i just thought this was funny #lurking around on twitter means i get to see people have meltdowns #idk what it is but all of the alan wake 2 supporters have been very mature about it #zelda fans are just sad rn #the game awards #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #baldur's gate three #alan wake 2 #alan wake ii #spiderman 2 game #spiderman 2 ps5 #tears of the kingdom #legend of zelda tears of the kingdom #legend of zelda totk #lots of good games this year