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Based on the transcription originally done by @ violentandmagnificent ~ special thanks to them for doing that so I didn't have to make a transcript from scratch in addition to making whatever the hell this is lol
[TRANSCRIPT START]
BRNINE: Can we talk?
[Kiss Me Thru The Phone by Soulja Boy starts playing]
GUCCI: What's up?
BRNINE: I need to talk to you about something
GUCCI: What about?
BRNINE: About our situation.
GUCCI: Oh. Let me call you.
BRNINE: [cheery] Hello!
GUCCI: …Hi.
BRNINE: Uh, rough week, huh?
GUCCI: Rough week.
GUCCI: I'm not supposed to be on a call with you.
BRNINE: [laughs] Yeah, I bet. Um.
BRNINE: I'm gonna do it.
GUCCI: No. [laughs painfully] Mm. Brnine.
BRNINE: We're gonna do it!
GUCCI: No!
BRNINE: I'm gonna do it.
GUCCI: No. No!
BRNINE: I'm gonna turn the sun back on—
GUCCI: You're gonna turn—
BRNINE: And it's gonna be okay, and they're not gonna come kill you, and I'm gonna make it great—
GUCCI: They're not gonna have to, ‘cause they're gonna kill all of us! Do you think we just like sit on our thumbs, here? What do you think we do?
BRNINE: I know what you do. I—
GUCCI: I don't think you do, because if you did, you would at least have given me the heads up before about not doing the mission. 'Cause I could have fixed it.
BRNINE: I sort of did.
GUCCI: [bluntly] Why do you act like you care about me?
BRNINE: [scoffing] Oh my god.
GUCCI: 'Cause you don't.
BRNINE: How can you say that?
GUCCI: You like the patronage, you always liked the patronage.
BRNINE: We're in this together! Of course I care about you!
GUCCI: You're gonna go turn on the sun.
BRNINE: Yeah. And people are gonna go look at the sky, and know that we could do that.
GUCCI: You're gonna go capture the stellar combustor.
BRNINE: Yeah. I'm gonna turn it off.
GUCCI: We can't stop you from doing this? I can't talk you down?
BRNINE: No.
GUCCI: What do you need?
GUCCI: I should be asking why I care about you. Ah. I'm gonna send you —
BRNINE: I—
GUCCI: What we have on the combustor. And. Good luck!
BRNINE: I don't doubt that you care about me. That's why I don't ask.
GUCCI: [sighs] I'm gonna send you what we have on the stellar combustor, and I'm going to hold my breath, like I always do with you.
BRNINE: Sure! Ummm. Stay safe. Um, and I'll see you after! You should come to the Blue Channel, I think. I think people would appreciate that.
GUCCI: [rough] Yeah, I'll give it some thought.
BRNINE: Cool. Um. Yeah! Well, nice talk. Thanks for calling.
GUCCI: [laughs] We should talk — we should talk again soon, we shouldn't go this far between calls next time.
BRNINE: Okay.
GUCCI: Is, it's what you're supposed to say, right? When you think that, like, there will be a next time?
GUCCI: You know, they used to put people in these bombs. The Rapid Evening. They would put two people wherever they thought there might be so much trouble that they'd have to blow the whole thing up. And there'd be someone who's holding the detonator, and there'd be somebody else who was the bomb. Primary and Satellite.
And I— it's stupid, but [laughs] when I first started learning about this place, I got it in my head that you and me were like a Primary and a Satellite and I'd excised the bomb from the equation, but here we are, and you're gonna go climb into the bomb. [furious, trying not to cry] I'll send over the blueprints. Good luck.
BRNINE: I'll call you again soon.
[Song ends.]
AUSTIN: Hung up.
[TRANSCRIPT ENDS.]
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