I think Phil should show Cellbit around his hardcore world like he’s done for some of his other friends in the past. Actually he should do a tour for his 5 year hardcore anniversary with a bunch of qsmp friends. I need them to see the kinds of things Phil can build! I need them to hear the intricate story he’s woven around this world and its deities! (I’m a Phil Crow first and a person second, I need my guy to show off how talented he is! He is constantly downplaying his skills!)
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cat's outta the bag - lando norris
summary: after lando's win with y/n back in the mclaren garage, fans now have to go back to getting used to not seeing the actress and the driver together anymore... or not.
warnings: the 'monaco may gala' is made up, as everyone would've guessed. and i think that's it really.
this is part 2 to ideal weekend requested by @maysofi and @nan-lzzn. not sure if it's just me not knowing how to work tumblr or what but i couldn't reply to your comments /: but here you go!! hope it lives up to your guys' expectations x
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y/n.y/l la dolce vita
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username Just stunning ❤️
username is your diet in italy going to consist of pasta and aperol spritzes?
y/n.y/l and the occasional tiramisu when i feel fancy
username Lando liked but no comment... Back to being friends in the shadows it is
username i was also hoping for an oscar comment
username NOT YN IN ITALY THE SAME WEEK OF THE ITALIAN GP
username last time this happened we got y/n back in the mclaren garage!!! i'm not saying it'll happen again but.....
username AND we also got a Lando win!!!
username will you be there the whole week?
username you really did clear your schedule to attend every race like you told Lando, huh? 😂😂😂
username can u accidentally spoil the release date for obx4 pls
y/n.y/l missy, that's illegal!
username says the one who spoiled the release date for obx3
username that's how she knows lol
username Italy suits you so well
username the duality of y/n y/l omg
username IF SHE ACTUALLY GOES TO THE RACE ON SUNDAY I AM GOING TO COMPLETELY LOSE IT
username everybody filming
y/n:
username SO REAL 😂
username Huge obsession with you!!!!
15 May 2024
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ynupdates 📸 | New pictures of Y/n this morning. Apparently she flew home from Italy with Lando and Oscar, who raced in the Italian Grand Prix yesterday.
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username Y/NLANDO CRUMBS WHO CHEERED
username ok but where is the pic with oscar
username are we sure this isn't the plot of a rom-com?
username every time I see them together I get my hopes up again 😩
username These two need to either get back together or start hating each other for my sanity, my heart can't take this friendly exes thing
username same!! like ok it is adorable but also torture
username not us asking for a social media interaction and getting a whole ass reunion !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
username I need details ASAP
username Her not going to the race but flying back home with Lando and Oscar is the unexpected content I didn't know I needed 😲😲
username from 1 to 10 how stupid am i for thinking they might get back together
username 11 lol
username this has me screAMING
20 May 2024
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mclaren An elite squad backing the papaya brigade at Monaco GP 🧡
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username MASON FREAKING MOUNT AND PHIL FREAKING FODEN AAAAAHHHHHH someone better get me a picture of those two with lando and oscar i'm begging
username STOP EVERYTHING!!! last slide?!??
username hate when celebrities fake an interest in f1 just for the publicity
username pls y/n literally dated one of the mclaren drivers 😭😭😭 she's been involved in f1 since 2021
username and mason's mentioned liking f1 a million times in interviews
username will never get used to seeing y/n attending in the capacity of a celebrity and not as lando's partner
username not spiderman at the Monaco gp🫡🫡
tommyhilfiger Our dear Y/n ❤️
username is she there with them?
username they saw the tweets and said "hold up, let me make sure y/n actually shows up this time so fans don't come at us again"
username @/username I don't think so because I'm pretty sure Tommy works with Mercedes but it would've been hilarious
username I am legit SCREAMING with excitement!!
username what if we get another lando win with y/n there😭😭😭😭
username I really don't want to get my hopes up about y/nlando but they're making it so hard to not let delusion win
username girl i feel like i could pull myself out of this delusion anytime but i just LOVE living in it
username so like i know they're there for mclaren but i would do ANYTHING for a pic of tom holland with George
username McLaren is winning both on and off the track!!
username my favourite celebs and my favourite team together??! sign me up
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lando.jpg Cat's outta the bag part 2
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username SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP
username PIC 3 IS FROM MAY GALA DAY SHE WAS WITH HIM IN MONACO WE WERE RIGHT
username we do make a lot guesses based on literally nothing but some how we always (most times) end up being right
francisca.cgomes Excited for my baby to be back to being a regular at race weekends @.y/n.y/l ❤️
username cause of death: pic 1
username ON THE JPG ACCOUNT 😭😭😭
username the real question is: can lando fight??
lando.jpg i can
oscarpiastri I don't think cat was ever in the bag, mate
lando.jog we tried 🤷🏽♂️
username HARD LAUNCH IS ABSOLUTELY HARD LAUNCHING OMFG
username children of divorce no morEEEEE
username the 'part 2' is sending me looool but I'm so happy omg
username i don't get it could you explain?
username he wrote the same caption when he posted the first pictures with her in 2021 :)
username someone pinch me 😭😭😭😭😭 i missed them sm
carlossainz55 Happy for you, cabrón! ❤️
username parents are back together!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
charles_leclerc LET’S GOOOOO!!!! ❤️
username always had a feeling he too was a y/nlando shipper
username I'M GONNA CRY
y/n.y/l absolutely no one saw this coming
y/n.y/l i love uuuu!! <333
landonorris I love you ❤️
username AND I LOVE YOU PLEASE NEVER BREAK UP AGAIN
username it's him changing accounts for me
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tom holland’s school of manifestation | a charles leclerc social media au
pairing: charles leclerc x supermodel!reader
charles has a big crush on world renowned supermodel, y/n l/n. who would’ve thought she’d return the feelings.
notes: very much travis kelce x taylor swift inspired. faceclaim is yasmin wijnaldum! btw i try to improve with each post (like how i write/pace the story) so if you have any suggestions, pls (veryvery kindly) tell me!! :))
disclaimer: SORRY FOR TYPOS. GOOGLE TRANSLATE (and from american high school lol) FRENCH. KYM ILLMAN MENTIONED LOL. none of the information in this social media au is factual. i do use old photos of charlotte and charles, and usually i don't like to include pictures of their ex or current gfs in these fics (only bc i want to keep it as imaginative as possible and i feel like adding them kinda gives you a reality check while reading LOL) so lmk your opinions on that!
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voguemagazine
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voguemagazine Since beginning modeling at the age of 14, Y/N L/N has cemented herself as the most influential supermodel of all time. As of 2023, she is now the world’s highest paid model surpassing Kendall Jenner who previously led the list. Throughout her career, she has made 39 appearances on international Vogue covers.
Tap the link in our bio to read the full profile. Photographed by @/leannafitz, Written by Phil Stevenson, Styled by @/sheri_simmons, Vogue, February 2023.
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user MOTHER IS MOTHERING
user omg as someone who has been a fan since she began in 2011, i’m so proud of her 😭
user she's the definition of perfection
user LOL ariana (charles), what are you doing here
↳ user his little crush on her is soo cute 😩
↳ user he’s just like us fr lmaoo
user her walk is legendary like it reminds me so much of naomi
user i was gonna say she’s the model of our generation but that’s wrong. she’s actually the top model of all time 😩😩😩
user i’m glad to see a non-nepo baby be on top of the list
↳ user no literally like no shade to bella, kendall, and them but y/n had to fight tooth and nail to be here
↳ user frrr bc most of the nepo baby models are great, don’t get me wrong. however, they were allowed to make mistakes during their career in order to improve. y/n was not privileged enough to have that. like ppl don’t understand the insane expectations that were placed on her ever since she entered the industry, but she exceeded those expectations every. single. time. and that’s why she deserves this title
user she’s so beautiful
user i would die for y/n
user nothing could describe the amount of affection i have for this woman omfg
charleslc_updates
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charleslc_updates Charles and Arthur talking about Y/N L/N (again lol) in a recent interview 👀
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user lmaoooooo relatable
user omg i'm new to f1 but i've always been a y/n stan i'm freaakkkinng out but wdym again??
↳ user lmaooo charles is always trying to bring up y/n
user the leclerc brothers 🥰🥰
user it was so cute to see the both of them in one video
user this man fr blushed AHAH cute
user i get it charles i too have the biggest crush on y/n
↳ user lol literally like get in line dude
↳ user back of the line bucko
user i've never seen a man so down bad for someone he's never met
user y/n what are you doing girl if you don't want him ILL DO IT
user @/yourusername
↳ user LMAO YESSS @/yourusername
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ynupdates Y/N opening the 2023 Chanel by Karl Lagerfeld show during Paris Fashion Week.
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user omg she absolutely killed it
user god does she need a dog? i can bark
user i love seeing her thrive
user quick charles this is your chance!!! she’s in paris 😭😭😭 @/charles_leclerc
↳ user lmaooooo not you tagging him but literally though
↳ user no srsly please mr. "i hope our paths cross soon" you don't understand i need this to happen
user yall saw that walk??? ugh y/n the woman that you are
user i don’t get the hype. all she does is walk.
user NAHHHH SHE ATEEE THAT
user i’m so happyyyy 🥺 y/n is so booked and busy she’s really out here doing multiple back to back shows for paris fashion week
↳ user same! it’s crazy that she gets to open and close multiple shows, especially ones like chanel!
user i love that so many people are going to these shows just to see y/n
user i could make this exact dress with my curtains
user if i ever meet her in real life i would die happily
yourusername
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yourusername rien de mieux que d'etre a la maison [no place like home]
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gigihadid sexy lady
↳ yourusername already missing you
user i keep forgetting she's part french
user you absolutely KILLED those shows
voguemagazine iconic ⭐️
alexademie 🔥🔥
user beautiful girl!!
user omggg charles liking this LOL
↳ user it's actually frustrating me that this man has no game like i'm rooting for you cmon
↳ user lmaooo literally though i'm just hoping he's pulling some strings behind the scenes
anokyai 😍😍😍
user la plus belle fille [the most beautiful girl]
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↳ user if this is him shooting his shot 😭😭
↳ user lol charles is down so bad he's even going through the comments
user am i just crazy but why are there two drinks in the second post? like is this supposed to be a very soft launch
↳ user it's probably gigi 😭😭 she did comment saying that they were hanging out with each other
↳ user but why not just take a pic of her tho
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deuxmoi Y/N L/N & Charles Leclerc spotted hanging out with each other in Paris
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user NO WAY OMG
user i'm actually in disbelief how tf did charles get here
user i knew you could do it charles!!
user TURN IT UP IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE
user so are they dating???
user CHARLES FR WINNING RN AHAH
↳ user NO LITERALLYYY HES BEEN DREAMING ABOUT THIS FOR AGES
↳ user he manifested this 😭
user they look sooo good together
user why does he look so srs
↳ user give my man a break 😩
↳ user well it looks like he’s not your man anymore 😭😭
user omgg this is like a fairytale
user wait i'm kinda obsessed with this
user i’m so invested
kymillman
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kymillman Y/N AND CHARLES
Ferrari driver Charles Leclerc is joined at the track today by top supermodel, Y/N L/N. This is the first time Y/N is with him and she clearly shines in front of the camera.
Her debut at the grid has quickly become a popular topic as fans and drivers alike are intrigued by the presence of one of the most famous women in the world.
For A3 prints, hand-signed & numbered by a range of drivers/team principals head to kymillman.com #f1 #formula1 #signedprints #japanesegp #CharlesLeclerc #Y/NL/N
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user SHDJEJ IM ACTUALLY GOING FERAL
user mom and dad 😩
user so it’s official???
↳ user i mean this is the hardest launch they could have done other than posting 😭
user i’m a charles fan and even i’m surprised he got her to date him
user i’m rooting for them so much 🥺🥺
user she’s serving though
user i’m watching the race rn and they literally keep talking about y/n being there AHH
↳ user i always forget she’s kind of a big deal
user kym gets on my nerves but this picture is actual gold
user it's so obvious that this is a publicity stunt
↳ user nah but for who? bc i know damn well that neither charles nor y/n need it
↳ user obviously not for them but maybe it's to gather more attention for f1
↳ user girl i need u to listen to urself rn 😭 bc that makes no sense
user idk who charles is and idk what the hell f1 is but best believe i’m tuning in next race just to see y/n
↳ user literally me girl i can’t believe i’m watching cars drive in a circle rn
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yn_updates Some moments of Y/N being mentioned by drivers during the Formula 1 race
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user i swear it was like every minute i'd hear y/n's name
user the way that all the drivers are aware of charles's long time obsession with y/n LOL
↳ user i just know charles is the type to never shut up about her ahaha
user she's literally THE y/n l/n. i mean if viewers are sky rocketing just by her being there, imagine her impact if she had actively promoted it
↳ user she's so iconic
↳ user no bc i love y/n so much that i just forced myself to watch rich grown men vroom vroom in circles for almost 2 hrs just to catch a glimpse of her
user i'm in love with her life
user LMAOOO THE DRIVERS TEASING CHARLES
user lando's so funny 😭😭
user y/n and f1 stans are being FED today wow
user is it just me or am i kinda annoyed about how often they're bringing her up like my girl can't even support her bf in peace
↳ user yea i'm eating it up but also feeling bad for y/n at the same time. the attention is definitely a double edge sword.
user apparently she was with joris most of the time 🥺
user this is literally straight from a fairy tale i can't
user didn't they just meet like a week ago
↳ user as far as we know they were first spotted together about a month ago by that deuxmoi post. but assuming from y/n and charles's past relationships, i don't think they'd be this comfortable going public without being together for a while
↳ user yea this has definitely been going on longer than we think/have been seeing
charles_leclerc
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charles_leclerc J'ai toujours su que c'était toi. Joyeux anniversaire, mon amour ❤️ [I've always known it was you. Happy birthday, my love]
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yourusername merci, mon cœur ❤️ [thank you, my heart]
yourusername je suis raide dingue de toi [i'm madly in love with you]
↳ charles_leclerc l'amour de ma vie [the love of my life]
user are we interrupting something...
user i can’t believe it’s already been 6 months since they first went public
user throwing myself down the stairs as we speak
user they don't know it yet but we're actually a throuple
user happy birthday y/n!!!
user in love with their love 🥺
user lmfaoooo i just know charles is on cloud 9 this man literally sees y/n and is blind to everything else
↳ user he's sooo cute, he's like a love sick puppy
user i still think this is a pr relationship
user god i'd die for someone to look at me the way charles looks at y/n in that second pic
user this is my roman empire
user i'm so obsessed with them it's insane
user our generation's brad and angelina
↳ user don't say that wtf my parents are never separating
user pls don't ever breakup 😭😭
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Pissa Reunion Masterpost: (Literally there’s so much content we got this is gonna be hella long pls help me)
FIRST OFF YA DONTCHA SEE WHY THE PISSA NATION IS LOCO OVER THIS DUO? WE HAVE BEEN STARVING. PHILZA ALWAYS BEEN LOYAL TO ONE WET CAT! And that is Missa. And secondly I got most of the earlier half of stream information from the lovely @pepper-mintzyy. Give your liveblogger some love and care.
First off the scene where Missa comes online and Phil is all “WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN?!?!” And Cellbit immediately saying “Oh this your husband?” And Phil immediately saying yes without the platonic. THEN THEY PROCEED TO HAVE A FULL BLOWN BOAT DATE with legit felps being such a third wheel he legit says “Continue on forget I’m here”. Also the fact Cellbit pointed out “OH that’s why you have a skull on your backpack it’s because of your husband” and Phil immediately agreeing and Missa whimpering.
They literally like lowkey forgot they were on a mission and immediately was smitten with each other they high-key forgot the mission and people around them. The fact our wet cat almost dead rushed in to save Mr hardcore himself. The amount of times Phil has to save his husband. The fact Missa bought gifts for Philza IRL.
The fact when catching up Phil was all like “Oh we have another egg” not even thinking twice about accepting his husband as Tallulah second adopted father. The fact Missa was like “You are such a good father” in the down bad voice he is always in.
Literal highkey their cubitos flirting saying smooth shit like “Like the good old days" "nothings changed” and "the one thing that made you stand out". Like full on giggling and laughing and just chilling in each other company. The amount of time they were distracted by the actual major lore by each other just being there after so long is insane. Honestly believe not for others present they would not have reached the objective.
Phil being so sweetly protective of Missa and always making sure he is right next to him. Also the amount of soft showing off he did towards Missa is insane. The fact Phil numero uno priority is Missa and chayanne always. That has never changed despite Missas absence. The fact Missa never left his simpage for Philza and immediately seeing Phil be awesome and is “I c-can see your PECS”. Like bruh he is so down bad.
The fact Philza immediately seeing his husband getting wrecked by mobs decided then and there to give him SO MUCH GEAR LATER. Philza lanuage of love Definitely is Gift Gifting and Acts of service. The fact during Philza introduction to the new players Missa kept saying stuff like “That’s my love! that’s my love!”.
Missa soon had to leave to be a part of a Minecraft event of sorts. But right after he got back online because he wanted to se his husband and son. (Sadly chayanne already went to bed). The amount of miscommunication the death duo went through (With mainly bad being a third wheel and trying to cause problems in their relationship). Landduo was legit preventing poor Missa to go and see his man.
Missa literally only escaped because dapper told him just ask and he will kill LOLOLOL. He went home and forever and him had a whole conversation and apology. That they are friends now. Missa saying stuff Philza is not someone to be won etc. and Philza literally ditched tubbo and Cellbit was like “Your husband needs help? Understandable” and yet again no corrections from Phil.
THEN THE MOST SOFTEST ROMANTIC LATE STREAM STUFF I HAVE EVER SEE HAPPENS. They met again and literally it’s like nothing has changed. Phil immediately showing off the baby skeletons because he knows Missa will enjoy the skeletons. Phil FINALLY giving Missa the slime armor he made for him ages ago.
I won’t lie watching it live gives off major date vibes (obviously about their cubitos in rp). Phil and Missa legit did that trope of someone good at archery teaching their love interest at the exp farm. They legit shared exp as well. The fact they keep giggling so much.
Philza seeing how bad the gear Missa has literally have him 20 upgrades including giving him a full bar of exp on his backpack. Again gift giving and acts of service is clearly Philza love lanuage. LITERALLY MISSA STARED AT THE SKULL AMD NODDED QUICKLY TO HIS CHAT. The amount of avocado toast Phil keeps throwing at Missa and putting in his backpack. Gotta know his husband is eating well I guess. Philza casually saying that the “Wall is ours” to Missa.
The fact Missa immediately wanted to have a hat like Philza on his backpack then a player head of his to match his beloved husband. Earlier he tricked the translator and said “I speak weird so the translator won’t pick it up- I love you”. Casually like that sentence didn’t break all the pissa enjoyers brain for 24 hours.
Dapper casually saying “Glad to see the love birds are on the mend” about them. Literally one of us. Iconic king. THE FACT Philza while talking about Tallulah said she was “Our Daughter” to Missa. Bad trying to cause drama meeting the brick wall of Missa adoration. Aka him screaming “Philza the best!!!!”. The fact they both tried to go offline the same but Missa felt bad and had to said bye to everyone. The fact Missa went offline right next to the house.
WE WERE FEED. PISSA NATION STAYS WINNING! And we are gonna continue to get food. As Missa promised to try to stream four times a week. So maybe maybe….second gay Qsmp wedding-
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d&p 2024 upload stats <3 (~interactive~)
hello! if you've ever thought to yourself "wow I wish I could see a spreadsheet detailing a bunch of useless but perhaps interesting information about d&p uploads," well today is your lucky day!!
I've complied all of dan and phil's uploads so far this year (across AP and DAPG), with fun info like upload times/days of the week, who sponsored the video, if dan was featured (for AP vids), if they were actually playing a game (for DAPG vids), avg. time between uploads, and more! also, the interactive bit is that you can select two videos and it'll tell you how much time there was between those videos being posted, just for fun. you can access the spreadsheet here, and there's more info under the cut about things I've included on them :) if you have any questions or want to see anything else added, pls let me know!
the first page of the spreadsheet ("Uploads") is basically just all the data collection. here you'll find the videos, what channel they were posted to, and day/time of posting. there's also other info I mentioned above, plus who tweeted the vid (for DAPG videos)
the next page ("Stats") is where you can actually see what the data means. so that's where you can find things like the average time between uploads (either across all channels or for each individual channel), the max/min time between uploads, the average posting time, etc! this is also where the interactive part comes in:
basically you just pick two videos and it'll tell you how much time there was between posting. honestly there's not rly that much need for this info but I thought I might as well include it while I was at it. if they post more vids that are parts of series it might be interesting to see how long they go between posting series on average, idk! (this is me manifesting more "it takes two")
on the third page ("Charts"), there's (you guessed it!) charts. rn I only have bar graphs for uploads by day of the week and for sponsors, but I can def try to add more if anyone wants to see more!
hope you all enjoy! <3 (if you don't want to scroll back up, here is the link again lmao)
ETA: okay i've also now added a column to indicate if d&p had any hand in vid editing, who the other editor was (if any), and then a few charts showing the breakdown of the vids edited by each editor!
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New tag game bc I'm bored
List 5-10 of the most obscure crossovers you have floating around in your brain !!
1. Dumbass!crimeboys x halcyon!crimeboys
-> arguably the most obscure since it's a crossover between two aus that aren't even posted publicly, but i gen adore it sm<3 db!crimeboys is a hero au where tommy is just. Welp. A dumbass<3 he's my fav tommy ever guys 😭😭 he's my friend's au and I just SOBS most precious guy ever... And halcyon crimeboys is a detective au. Basically take the dumbest tommy and tired older brother Wilbur and make them meet the smartest crimeboys. It's very silly:))
2. Psych x Dsmp
-> okay hear me out. Hear me out. Shawn Spencer is literally Tommyinnit. They are the SAME. Now Phil as Chief Vic, Techno and Wilbur as twin detectives who both function as Jules and Lassiter (platonic ofc), and Tubbo as Gus. It fits way better than it should 😭😭
3. Critical Role (specifically Mighty Nein) x Dsmp
-> guys. Guys. I went on a rant on here like a year ago BUT CADUCEUS AND TECHNO'S CHARACTER DESIGNS ARE EERILY SIMILAR TO EACH OTHER. Tall pink dude w animal traits (cad is more cow, tech is more pig)? Cad is like c!Phil and c!Techno to me... (Is it bc of the tea obsession? Maybe...). I just also think that clingyduo would get along with Jester and Nott/Veth like a wildfire. OR OMG FOOLISH-- Does anyone remember Foolish building dick statues everywhere?? Yeah, he's definitely a follower of the Traveler.
4. 911xMCU
-> okay ngl guys this just came 2 me bc I realised that everyone calls Bobby Cap like how all the Avengers call Steve Cap and I was like lmfao imagine a scene where someone says Cap and they both respond to it.
5. Cw Flash x Pjo
-> okay this isn't my idea but it's one of my fav fics ever WHY DOES IT WORK SO WELL LMFAO
6. Spider-Man x Dick Grayson & Wally West
-> PETER IS LITERALLY DICK AND WALLY IN ONE PERSON 😭😭 SUPER SMART SCIENCE BRAIN + SILLY GOOFY + ACROBATS they're the same. I need them to meet so badly sobsosbsosbsosvsosbsosbsisbsjs Not sure which versions of which I just. Need it. Pls 😭😭😭
7. Justice League Unlimited x Young Justice (tv show)
-> This one has its own separate post here, but omg it makes me SO UPSET GUYS 😭😭😭
8. TMNT x Batfam
Okay not obscure bc they have had both a movie and a comic BUT HEAR ME OUT. SPECFICALLY THE 2007 MOVIE VERSION OF TMNT. This scene is literally Dick and Jason I can't do this guys WHY DO THEIR COLOURS EVEN MATCH
9. Dceu!Bruce & Barry x MCU!Irondad
-> okay my mental illness is full blast here but omfg they are the same duo THEY ARE THE SAME I need them to swap sons for a day plspslspslspspspdlfkfdishskdfjdksklaskd
10. Any vigilante au Tommy x Spider-Man
-> this is hidden in my notes app and is both like my own version of Tommy and Spidey but omfg I'm attached it's such a fun idea to play around with rahhhshshshss. I have a scene where Tommy and Spidey have a miscommunication over Blade lmfao and it lives rent free in my mind. Like Blade is a vampire but does NOT dress the same as Technoblade who might also secretly be a vampire in Tommy's universe lmfaooo
Okay and Bonus One that literally no one will understand except me
11. Magnum PI remake x Orphanduo (Techno and Skeppy)
-> Katsumoto is literally Technoblade guys. THEY ARE THE SAME PERSON. And omfg Magnum and Higgens are so happy duo ngl 😭😭😭
OKAY THAT'S ALL FOR NOW YIPPEE
Tag time :D
@sammiekel @jiksvokrat @cristalmystery @ghosts-and-blue-sweaters @sleepdeprivedofmycorn @sunflowervc @angrilydancing and anyone else who wants to join in!!
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Phil QSMP VOD Timestamps
Stream date: 4/19/23
Important timestamps from Phil's April 19th stream
If you've got a streamer you watch frequently, consider keeping a record of important timestamps (even if it's just one or two) from their stream to help out other fans! For now, here's timestamps from today's Phil stream
2h 6m - logs onto QSMP
2h 15m - Phil breaks into Tilin’s grave not realising what it is
2h 18m - Phil visits the school
2h 20m - After finding out Quackity’s the teacher, Phil says he’s pulling Chayanne out of the school
2h 27m - Phil and Chayanne brainstorm a trap they can leave in Quackity’s gift box at the school
2h 30m - Phil makes Quackity a grilled cheese and names it “Cold & square Quesadilla”
2h 32m - Chayanne shows Phil the drawing he made for Quackity, and Phil helps "improve" the drawing
2h 40m - After checking in with Wilbur to see if he’s coming online later, Phil tries to wake up Talullah with the Otherside disc
2h 42m - Talullah wakes up! They warn her to be careful of Quackity, even though she says Quackity doesn’t seem so bad.
2h 51m - Tallulah draws a picture for Quackity
2h 54m - It seems like Phantoms have been removed (or at least temporarily turned off)!
2h 56m - Tallulah draws Quackity with all her egg classmates and says “I made a lot of new friends yesterday!”
2h 58m - Tallulah says she wants to gift Quackity the pretty block she found the other day! (Terracotta) She names it “estrellita naranja” (little orange star)
3h 1m - They leave to deliver the presents to the school
3h 5m - They deliver the presents!
3h 9m - Phil and the Eggs work on their treehouse
3h 22m 20s - Talullah says poppies are her favorite flowers
3h 26m 30s - Foolish runs into everyone and briefly says hello!
3h 30m - Phil comments on the difference between Tallulah and Chayanne’s art and characters! “Yin and Yang”
3h 32m 30s - Phil tells Chayanne not to worry about it if Quackity fails him. Tallulah said she’d call out Quackity if he does fail him
3h 33m 30s - “If anything happens to these two eggs I’ll burn the whole world down”
3h 37m - Phil informs Tallulah that Wil’s house flooded, but he still wants to come online sometime today if he can.
3h 39m - The kids try to convince Phil to take them to a dungeon and Phil refuses, saying it's too dangerous
3m 40m 30s - They agree to investigate Quackity instead
3h 41m - Chayanne asks if they need to tell the cops about “Uncle Fit’s” illegal Wither farm and Phil tells him not to be a narc. Talullah says “Don’t be a snitch Chayanne pls”
3h 43m - Phil reminds Tallulah that she needs to be careful around Osito Bimbo / Cucurucho. Chayanne says “That bear seems ready to kiIl. I like him”
3h 50m 30s - Phil and the eggs visit Quackity’s house
3h 52m - Chayanne notices that Quackity kept his art. Phil says people deserve second chances. Tallulah says “People deserve second chances, give it a try Mr. Quackity” and Chayanne speaks and says “No” out loud (LMAO)
3h 55m 30s - Phil breaks into Quackity’s house to steal Chayanne’s painting so they can get a copy.
4h 3m - Phil tells Tallulah about the crows and she tells him to say hello and that she loves us :’)
4h 4m - Chayanne and Tallulah go to bed. Phil plans to go get the axolotl Chayanne saw in the Lush Caves yesterday
4h 5m - Phil talks about how genuinely stressful it was to see Chayanne almost perish yesterday
4h 22m - AXOLOTL ACQUIRED
4h 25m - Phil leaves the Lush Cave, too many mobs are spawning and making the cave super dangerous
Phil leaves the server
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I have once again woken up to chaos. Can’t believe I now have two Minecraft death games to keep track off. Sometimes the cc’s really do just need to blow off steam and brutally murder each other for fun.
Anyway, the one shot. I haven’t actually seen most of the stream because I simply don’t have the time, but I skimmed through Phil’s pov and red team had it rough (red team is also catered towards me specifically, like there’s people I watch on every team, but Phil is my main QSMP pov and the combination of people is a joy).
I am basically ogling the worldbuilding for respawn mechanics. The idea that it gets rid of anything that killed (or could kill) you (again) but leaves the less deadly stuff, the bruises and small cuts any so on, is so cool. It also shows that they didn’t get away from whatever killed them untouched. It’s not like it never happened. There are physical and mental signs.
And the idea that he killed Tubbo without a second though but Missa would be different… keep lying to yourself Phil.
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OH POOR SPRUCE yeah you missed a lot yesterday. welcome to another round of minecraft death games! just in this one they can say fuck!
red team is catered to me SO perfectly but also oh god they had it bad yesterday. they were delirious by the end it was hilarious but also please someone save them for the love of god.
aaa thank you I loved thinking of respawn mechanics. it's so interesting to play with in a setting like that. I want respawns to not be easy. I want them to be this thing that sticks with you, that doesn't just magically heal all wounds and instead leaves real marks. death comes with a cost even when you can come back from it.
phil's quiet understanding and dedication to missa wouldn't disappear now i'm sure of it i'm holding onto it pls pissa stay alive
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Pls talk about your InsaneDuo mermaid au
HEYYY ANON THANK YOU ENABELING ME <33
okay, so i have to give a little context for me and my friends mermaid au. it's just us taking the qsmp members and dunking them in the ocean. some of them became mermaids and some stayed as boring humans, what can you do?
the favela five are all mermaids in our au + richas is a human child they 'adopt' essentially!! This au is not......realistic at all because some mermaids are inspired by real sea animals (Cellbit is an octopus for example) and some are just like......... Ariel/fantasy mermaids (Forever is just a fish. his tail looks like a koi fish for the aesthetic but he's not. he's just a mermaid with a pretty tail and covered in scars) (his tail is dark gray with red/white splotches on it to look like his mc skin). all mermaids also have the cute ear fins you see in art sometimes? (if u know jrwi think of gillion-esque ear fins i don't know how to explain it)
Me and my friend also made an entire "courting ritual" and how mermaids do romance and stuff but that can be a separate post. what YOU need to know is that for mermaids to be "married" essentially they will have to rip one of the scales on their tail off and give it to the person they want to marry!!! married mermaids will take the scale from their partner and put it on their tail where they took their scale off to symbolize how they are together !!
basically, all i really wanted to tell you is that insaneduo in the mermaid au are married NDSAVKJASK they're in a pod (family) with the rest of the Favela five but their relationship is super close just like in the qsmp. they basically go everywhere with each other and even if they don't they're never far from one another. They just care about each other so much!!!
after one incident with forever being taken by mermaid hunters (he escaped dw) he had a bunch of large cuts and injuries on his tail because they wanted his scales. Since he lost a bunch of scales he just took one off him and gave it to cellbit because he loves him and wants him to know that he means a lot to him. cellbit was in shock for all of 5 seconds needing to process that his best friend is fucking bleeding and dying and also being the equivalent of proposed too. Cellbit then proceeded to rip one of his own scales off (octopuses don't have scales but please don't think too hard about it, its cute please suspend your disbelief) and gave it to forever. i think forever would probably start yelling at cellbit like “WHAT ARE YOU DOING THAT HURTS!!! DONT GIVE ME YOUR SCALE IDIOT!!” and cellbit is laughing at him (also in pain but that’s less important)
them trading scales is less of romantic marriage and more like "i love you and care about you a lot. i want to show my devotion to you and that i am willing to sacrifice things for you to be happy". cellbit wears forever's scale as a ring and forever keeps cellbit's on a bracelet instead of the traditional way.
also, did you know octopuses eat their own tentacles when stressed? right after the thing where forever got hurt and was having to rest to heal cellbit refused to leave him if he could help it. he nearly chewed off one of his own tentacles from worry because forever was so hurt and forever def scolded him for it after waking up.
TDLR: insaneduo in the mermaid au are best friends and the equivalent of married and care about each other so so much it makes me want to jump off a building
last thing id like to mention: cellbit is very curious about humans and wants to learn more about them! At the same time he is very weary of them because of what happened with forever and when forever meets phil he's very >:[[ about it. he doesn't think forever should be trying to talk with a fisherman so much because he could get hurt again!! it doesn't matter if this "Phil" is so nice and kind to him!! he might just want to hurt forever or keep him in a tank or take his scales!!
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intro to me xoxo
whaddup my name's Eli, im 19, and I never fuckin learned how to read.
Anyway, here's some surface-level blog shit before I get into the nitty gritty im (somehow) comfortable with sharing to strangers on the internet:
fandoms
tv/youtube:
good omens
loki (series) & other mcu
supernatural (only through season 3! don't spoil pls x)
breaking bad (only through s2!! once again pls don’t spoil)
what we do in the shadows
voltron
atla/tlok
the good place
dan and phil
music:
taylor swift
boygenius & their solo music
my chemical romance
fall out boy
panic! at the disco (pre-brendon grossness)
paramore
nirvana
foo fighters
pierce the veil
twenty one pilots
apple music profile
spotify profile
books:
pjo/hoo
magnus chase
kane chronicles
carry on trilogy & fangirl
perks of being a wallflower
six of crows/shadow and bone
please don't intentionally spoil! haven't watched/read/listened yet:
dr who
our flag means death
chalice of the gods
trials of apollo
intro continued:
I'm nonbinary & lesbian, (still a little confused sometimes tho). I love reading, watching my fav shows, and doing all types of artsy shit--though I tend to impostor-syndrome myself away from it most of the time. it takes a lot of balls for me but I do post my art on occasion!
speaking of posting - here's some shit about that: I do post really sporadically, mostly reblogging things I enjoy, but occasionally pitching in my own stuff; if its my own art or words or whatever, i put all that under #vammppyre's posts, so if you wanna see all my og content, go there :)
a little more about myself: cats are my fave animal (I have a lot and grew up with them--they're the way to my heart lol); my fave colors are black, gray, and red; I love nerding out about my interests (why else would I be here lol); and I'm happy so long as I'm around a cat, a loved one, or doing one of my favorite things. On the other hand, I'm a very anxious person--the lexapro helps a bit lol, but I still have a hard time doing the things that scare me--even if that thing is something as little as making an important call, texting a friend I miss, or doing something I really need to do. I'm currently on my own journey to getting to where I can function again, and I'll definitely post about any major point in that for me.
one last thing I have to say - if you're a mutual and you wanna talk to me, do it!! chances are I've thought about it a lot and just don't have the guts. bonus points if you're from east TN or close to it--finding people with similar interests near me makes me ecstatic lol :)
to me, this thing is a diary filled with my handwritten entries, magazine clippings, lyrics, and quotes all from things close to my heart. enjoy <3
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I posted 1,541 times in 2022
365 posts created (24%)
1,176 posts reblogged (76%)
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I tagged 317 of my posts in 2022
#smog ramble - 230 posts
#mcyt g/t - 69 posts
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Longest Tag: 138 characters
#literally what in the ever loving fuck is this shit show of an end credit jesus christ. venom need not share a universe with this mess pls
My Top Posts in 2022:
#5
For the grounded SBI au
SBI are a family that live in a normal house, Phil with 3 kids named Techno, Wilbur, and Tommy.
Wilbur likes to experiment with size and one days is able to make a prototype device that can shrink things
He takes it outside and is about to test it when Techno and Tommy come out for some reason idk
They get into a argument and next thing you know, they’re all shrink to the size of ants, and are stranded in their backyard with no way to grow back or call for help
Now they have to survive in their own backyard, agains bugs, spiders, and their giant dad who is worried sick when all 3 of his sons have gone missing.
I love this so I will elaborate-mostly because science class is boring rn djsbdh-
Wilbur loves science(unlike me lmao)
Wilbur likes to tinker with equations and really test the boundaries of reality. Whatever is considered impossible, Wilbur is trying to disprove and make possible. Any means necessary. He'll rearrange equations, change how they formatted, change the numbers-he trys to do everything possible to break it and change it to his liking.
Of course he was intrigued with the square cube law equation. It was honestly the most interesting because well-how could you possible break it? It's pretty much impossible to have minuscule or gigantic people right?
Well Wilbur was on the cusp of making it plausible....
To bad his brothers were being so damn loud-
Techno had been forced to play mario kart but Tommy was losing which lead to the two of them playfully arguing...
In Wilbur's room.
So Wilbur, extremely annoyed and tired, kicked them out and angrily finished making the equation, not realizing he had made it plausible if a little...well...iffy...
He worked for a long time that week, constructing blueprints and creating the machine, skipping family outings and other events much to the displeasure of Phil...
But not really Wilbur's brothers. They were fine with not talking to him. He had kicked them out of their room so he could finish his boring as equations.
Wilbur finishes it by the end of the month and he his elated, already setting it up outside to test it out.
And then Techno and Tommy come outside. They try and explain that Phil was forcing them to get Wilbur because he wanted to celebrate but Wilbur doesn't care-He thinks they're gonna fuck with his project and an argument escalates from that point until Tommy hits the machine and it starts whirring until a bright, purple colored flash hits all three of them and they pass out.
It isn't till they hear Phil's extremely loud, booming voice that they wake up to see to continue their argument...
At least until Techno points out that everything around them is huge and that's when the true gravity of the situation hits.
At first Wilbur is overjoyed. The device worked! He broke the square cube law! This could make him and his family rich!
And then they get chased by a spider and then Wilbur really sees the problem with what the machine did....
After they get chased though, they find and odd looking dome and head inside to see...tiny equipment and files?
Techno and Tommy inquire if this was Wilbur's stuff but...
It isn't.
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#4
technovore crumbs? 🥺 any to spare? headcanons or stories?
Mmm I am unsure if this wants Techno nomfing or Techno being nomfed so I'll make headcannons for both-
Tiny-Techno does not like being nomfed...so he says but everyone can really tell he doesn't mind it and he outright asks to be nomfed by Phil.
Phil always asks him if he wants to be nommed and he goes very slow and is extremely gentle. He is the one who is aloud to nom Techno the most and Techno trusts him the most.
Wilbur usually just picks him up and plays around with him in his mouth before nomfing him-Wilbur often, sporadically noms people because its funny but he knows when to save nomfs for another time or when to be more comforting druing nomfs
Tommy doesn't usually nom Techno because he usually pretends to be staunchly against being nomfed by Tommy but Tommy is sometimes aloud to be nommed.
He will usually just kinda vibe and relax after being nomfed since he doesn't actually mind it and he usually finds it as a way to destress and bond with his family
Giant- Techno sometimes like's to be a little mischievous and just scoop his whole family up and spook them a little bit before nomming them. They all go along with it and know he's joking.
Sometimes they'll seek out Techno for noms because they need rest or just want to relax but when Techno see's anyone who looks upset, like if Tommy had a bad day or Wilbur was stressing over something Techno will just go and find then, regardless of where they are and pick them up before gently nomming them.
He likes to gently nibble and lick at his family before noms as a way to either be comforting or teasing. Techno also enjoys just finding anyone he's friends with and he just to licks them. He purrs quite often.
I hope you like these headcannons! Sorry they took so long to get out-
Asks take a long time to get out-
56 notes - Posted February 11, 2022
#3
A long awaited post from us since it’s been waaaaaaay to long since a post!! I do hope you enjoy part 1 of many
P.s-This fic will be uploaded part by part but as of now it’s being written all on the same doc so if the beginnings seem a bit abrupt that is why!
Tw-Accidental Dehumanization, Safe Noms, Talk of Death, Talks of Fatal noms(Doesn’t happen)
Total word count: 3021
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A Great Divide Between You and Me (When did you become so cruel) [I]
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Tommy was…well…apprehensive about this whole idea. Don’t get him wrong-he’d do it if Wilbur was a hundred percent sure but still…he wasn’t too sure about this whole…pretending to actually eat Wilbur.
“C’mon Tommy! You said you wanted to do a prank that would shock and scare the hell out of everyone and this couldn’t be a better prank!” The borrower exclaimed. Wilbur was excited by the prospect of scaring his friends on April fools. Every other year Tommy and he had either made them laugh till they couldn’t stand or they ticked them off a little.
Wilbur wanted to see what scaring them would be like. Mix it up and such.
“I know I know…it’s just…you think they might take it the wrong way?” Wilbur shook his head.
“Tommy-Toms-no one will think you legitimately decided to eat me.”
“I mean-I guess if you're sure then…ok fine-I’ll do it. But you owe me a fuck ton of ice cream and shit. I’m doing this for you after all.” Tommy stubbornly crossed his arms, huffing. Wilbur just let out a bubbly laugh.
“Alright alright fine I’ll buy you some ice cream tomorrow if you can effectively pull the wool over their eyes and convince them you did the deed successfully.”
Tommy let out what sounded like a whine and a groan, nodding slowly and dramatically as Tommy usually did. “If I fail can I still get a single tub of ice cream?”
The brunet hummed, closing his eyes and tapping his finger on his chin in thought. Tommy blinked at Wilbur with a deadpan look. “I swear to prime I will legitimately eat you regardless of this stupid prank if you don’t buy me ice cream-“
Wilbur paused and for a split second, Tommy swore he saw fear but if Wilbur had been afraid? Well, he wasn’t showing it anymore because the borrower was doubled over in a fit of laughs and Tommy felt his worry melt away. “Ok ok no need to threaten me child-I’ll buy you a single tub if you fail ok?”
Tommy grumbled, pretending to be pissed off about it but he was grinning wide. “Yeah, that's fair big man. Makes sense to me but make sure it’s mint chip or you're dead-“ He jokingly growled, poking the other gently.
Wilbur stumbled back slightly and lightly swatted at Tommy’s finger. “Mhm-ok sure Toms. Like you would ever kill your favorite brother-”
“Nope Techno is actually my favorite brother-Sorry Wilby.” Tommy shrugged and Wilbur snorted, rolling his eyes disbelievingly.
“Oh please child-you gave me the nickname Wilby. Are you seriously gonna sit here and tell me, out of both me and Techno, he’s the favorite?”
“Well-I-oh just shut up Wil-” The blond spluttered out, his face having turned a bright red in embarrassment. Curse Wilbur for always being right-
Getting back on track, Tommy scooped Wilbur up, holding him gently in cupped hands. Wilbur settled quickly, getting comfortable and preparing mentally.
“Alright well let’s get this prank on the road hmm? I have some morons to scare!” The brunet laughed before nodding his head.
“Let us get on with it. I have a nap I need to take-“ He joked as Tommy brought Wilbur closer to his face and more specifically, towards his mouth.
Wilbur tensed up just a little, part of his mind still screaming his life was in danger just like it had the first time he had been found…and by all accounts he had been in danger that first time but after all the bonding and movie nights they had really become a family for him…
But of course he was still somewhat frightened of the whole thing.
And he wouldn’t lie but some of the things his friends said to him made him…immensely uncomfortable…not that he’d say anything on the subject. He didn’t want them to think he couldn’t handle what was obviously a joke…
But hey-he wouldn’t be seeing any of them till dinner tonight. First up, Tommy would go and kind of discreetly hint before outright admitting that he had ‘eaten’ Wilbur to Phil, Techno. Then it was on to Tubbo and Ranboo if Tommy was able to get a hold of them. They were always busy trying to prank each other the day after so one of them was usually shopping for prank supplies depending on the year. Then, if they couldn’t get a hold of either of them they went to meet up at Dream’s before going back home for dinner where Tommy would reveal that everything was fine.
Wilbur was particularly interested to hear what Skeppy thought of the whole thing considering he was also a borrower like him.
Skeppy was one of, if not thee, best at deciphering he and Tommy’s pranks. One year, they had pretended not to know each other and most everyone was actually convinced Tommy and him had amnesia or something. The two always made sure the lead up to a prank was flawless so it actually felt and seemed real. The month before the amnesia prank they had both been ‘having issues remembering where things were’ and ‘remembering Wilbur was a borrower or that Tommy was human.’
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#2
Borrower world building au borrower world building-
I wrote all of this on discord with the input and ideas of @wendy130 and @bio-nerds-corner
They are pretty much the reason I got this out as fast as I did-
And the word count-holy hecking heck it got very big within the span of a few days(like-three-)
So yay- i hope you all enjoy! It’s one of my more lore things and any questions with lore you can just ask me-
I encourage questions-
I will brain rot about this for ages and ages
Truth falls out and boils up till it burns
Tw: Mentions of vore(none happen), dehumanization, disturbingly cruel ideas, fear, swearing
Word count: 3844(Largest one yet I believe)
Part one of Borrowing From The Internet au
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It had been just another casual stream.
Nothing bad should have happened.
Naturally things went south the moment he went onto youtube, videos about borrowers showing up.
The videos themselves didn’t seem too bad but his recommendation was filled with the videos and that was what made him worried. He hoped nobody would make any comments on it…
A donation appeared on his screen, and he tensed, his tail already anxiously curling around his leg as he read the donation. "Hey what are your opinions on borrowers? Cause like-I think they make too big of a deal of things like the 'Massive Accident' at that one restaurant..." His voice trailed off and he grit his teeth, his anxious feeling vanishing as it was replaced by raw, annoyance and anger. He took a deep breath in. 'Don't let anyone see that this stupid dono phased you-chat'll know something is fucky otherwise.' "Yeah, massive accident my ass-it was more like a genocide of entire bloodlines, families and friends-I'd really appreciate if chat didn’t bring up borrowers." Wilbur huffed, making sure to privately message a mod to ban the words and sentence 'Massive Accident' as fast as possible.
He had tough skin. He could normally handle shit like this but this time it was really getting under his skin. It was one thing if someone said it to him while he was in person but when someone in chat actively made sure to mention borrowers in the one setting, he thought he was safe from the world's mistreatment and lies about borrowers.
Wilbur was shaken back to focus from a voice call from Phil and he tried to smooth out his frazzled tail, slowly uncurling it from his leg, being as discreet as plausible in order to avoid people possibly seeing the appendage.
He clicked the answer on the call and plastered a more neutral expression, forcing a small smile.
"Hey Phil!"
"Hey Wil! How's the late night streaming?"
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85 notes - Posted March 14, 2022
My #1 post of 2022
Hey guys this is kinda an important mcyt g/t post
This community on here is dying.
As many know, a lot of people are losing interest and getting other ones, all the more power to them!/gen
But the issue isnt creators.
Its consumers.
When you read something you like reblog. Don’t like it. Reblog it. Leave a nice comment in your reblog. Send asks to the creator be friendly share thoughts and ideas! We all implore you too majority of the time!
When you don’t though it really leaves people feeling unappreciated and more importantly-
Unmotivated.
So that means when you see a lack of any content for a very long time with no updates(For us at least as I can only speak to personal experience) that means that the person who made it may really need some positivity and some motivation! You can give them that with a simple comment and reblog.
I am begging you as a fellow consumer and a fellow creator of mcyt g/t content-
Start reblogging and commenting and sending asks and just interacting with us all.
My motivation in this community is still here. For how much longer is to remain unseen. I have so many projects I wanna do and many others as well but we cant do it without support!
So. Here are a few of my favorite blogs you can support.
@plant-gt-thought-box -Creates Fluff and has a wonderful superhero au fic on their ao3!
@wendy130 -Doesn’t post often but it is a joy looking at the posts they have!
@x-pair-o-dice-x -Has FANTASTIC art and writing! Check them out and interact!
@bittydragon -Posts some wonderful shit on tumblr and ao3 and was the whole reason I’m here making this tumblr post!
@aslitheryprinx -Delightful art and fics also on ao3 and tumblr!
@baka-monarch -Answers so many asks you’ll have a blast I promise!
@cyncerity -SPECTACULOR ART! Wonderful aus and so much content!
@apersonstories -WORKING ON SOME WONDERFUL ANGST and is a very friendly chill person!
@random-tinies -Has some of thee best hermit craft art and dsmp g/t art ever!
@a-smol-storm-gt-blog -Also really good hermit craft art and g/t!
I know I’m missing so many others but I am unable to recall them at this time to @ I do apologies.
Again, please reblog and please please comment. It helps so much.
Thank you. If you read this long I thank you. Thank you so very much.
118 notes - Posted September 21, 2022
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The Crown S5E2 Commentary:
Non-Spoiler Version - It’s a Philip and Diana centric episode; interwoven as separate stories. A solid Diana episode that’s warming me up to Elizabeth’s portrayal of her. The Phillip side was entertaining knowing what’s to come. Kind of feeling mixed feeling about the dynamic between the new Phil and Di but more on that under the cut.
Spoilers Under The Cut:
"I gave up the great love of my life for something new" Lmaooo foreshadowing
Ohmygod Philly totally took advantage of the sad-horny pipeline shdkdks
Ummm why is Di just spilling secrets to everyone??? OH it's James Colhurst
Oh fuck is her phone being tapped wtff
Penny dearest he's got liver spots WHY would you have an affair with him??Boy you were literally fine a minute ago what's going on??? End of life crisis??
All the double entendres alluding to their future affair is so funny pls I can't even
I'm cackling at James looking like a school boy from Eton returning home for the holidays sjdkdk
She sounds and looks like Di for sure just the mannerisms hmmm I need to watch rewatch some of the old Di clips after this
Okay I'm warming up to her
I'm sure Philip was a horse boy before this but the way they never showed it but now he's become The Horse Boy is funny af
Oh giving her gifts buddy you're playing a dangerous game
Andrew Morton feels shady
I wanna listen to these tapes
I wanna cryyyy Diana my beloved 😭😭
Oh gosh James
I'm glad Di's got a good system now; she's finally getting stronger
Lmao Di these aren't your friends dhdkjdd
Bro wtf this is terrifying the way James got hit and Morton's home was robbed
Penny you fucking snitch stay out of it
The dyanmic between this Di and Phil is off and they don't have the natural (familial) chemistry that Emma and Tobias had
Not Philly trying to hide his emotional affair
Not Lizzie talking about God watching over them 🤡🤡
LIONEL RICHIE!! The soundtrack is popping off
Omgg she published the book! Good for her
Lmaooo Andrew Morton be spitting facts
Oh gosh she looks brilliant in that Queen Mary tiara - one of her most iconic looks tbh
"All Out War" God I'm terrified for her.
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could you pls tell me some stories about the pretty things ? i’ve been reading about their escapades in new zealand and i find them so fascinating!
well!!! the idiots who nearly got themselves banned from a whole country!! sure thing hold on
phil may absolutely had daddy issues. I read his wiki page (usually I avoid reading the wiki pages of things I am Very Interested In it's one of my weird aversions) trying to find out how tall he was and apparently his mother remarried and he changed his surname back to may after that at some point I can't really remember lol! I never found out how tall he was
viv prince, the original drummer, got fired because he simply didn't show up anymore. later he joined the hell's angels and according to the back of one of my vinyl he was 'the only guy to ever get kicked out of the hell's angels' which is hilarious to me what did he even do
the album emotions wasn't meant to have as much production to it, that was studio interference, though while I think they were probably not that happy about it I don't actually know how much was voluntarily allowed
not strictly pretty things, but dick taylor quit the rolling stones (well ok it wasn't the stones Yet) to focus on art school. at art school him and phil may made a new band. he literally went 'you guys are idiots I'm out' only to arguably join an even bigger bunch of idiots
do I even need to mention the fact that phil may, brian pendleton, possibly also viv prince and brian jones all shared a house? because I will. literally obsessed with that fact (I don't actually know if either brian p or prince actually lived there, but it's mentioned in laura jackson's biography on brian jones that three of the pretty things lived in that house, and as both dick taylor and john stax lived at 13 chester street, or at least until they were evicted, and considering brian p left that jumper laying about...)
speaking of brian jones him and phil may travelled to stones concerts in a separate car to the other stones. that and brian literally running after the doorman of a hotel the two were staying at together to correct him after he'd greeting may as mick jagger. I've talked about that fact before but it drives my little brain absolutely nuts thinking about it. did brian have a type? long-haired brunettes??
one of the bassists for the pretty things in their s.f. sorrow/electric banana/pre-parachute era was wally allen. he was also in the marcus hook roll band. I don't know if he was just producing or if he played on any tracks off the top of my head. but of course, the marcus hook roll band had four different members of the young family and as aonus I'll mention that angus young was not meant to be there allegedly, he tagged along with malcolm, and he had to be coaxed into playing with beer and naked women. iirc he would've been about seventeen at the time.
and lastly how can we forget that certain parts of the usa banned don't bring me down because of 'implied sexual contact' in regards to the verse where a girl is brought home and they 'have a little rave'. but nothing was said about the fact that on the studio version of the song, where it definitely sounds like phil sings 'I need a lover/yeah someone new/and then to him/I will be true' and then even sings about even buying a wedding ring for his lover! trust me guys that's not gay at all!! promise!!!
anyway I hope I haven't told all these stories before!! I don't really have many sources. literally just what's mentioned in other biographies or in the liner notes of a few lps because I haven't been able to get my hands on any biographies or anything lol
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Hay can you do techzlatt where they go out shopping and come back home and cuddle :)
(You can choose the reason why they are cuddling)
Have some icecream and cake🍦🎂🍦🎂:>
AGHH IM SO SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG!!! PLS FORGIVE ME HERE HAVE A COOKIE 🍪
Every once in a while, Techno, Philza, and Schlatt would have a day all to themselves. On this particular day, the three of them decided to stay indoors to enjoy each other’s company. They gathered in the TV room to relax. On the couch Schlatt sat watching a game show, quietly trying to figure out the answers himself under his breath. Beside him, Philza used the nearby coffee table to build a replica of an ancient city, barely paying any attention to the world around him. A little ways away, Techno sat in a loveseat quietly reading Sun Tzu’s The Art of War, occasionally guessing along with Schlatt. It was a serene moment that couldn’t be broken and one that the lovers wouldn’t trade for the world.
Schlatt smiled to himself as the game show took a break for commercials. He was enjoying the day so far, but he also felt like doing something with his partners. On the other hand, the ram hybrid didn’t want to break up the calm atmosphere. As he thought to himself, the ram noticed that one of the ads playing on the screen was for a bakery in town, it promoted their special cakes along with other tasty treats. The ad gave Schlatt an idea.
“We should bake a cake!” He stated joyfully. Techno gave a confused “huh” while Phil gave a simple hum to show that he heard Schlatt, though it was unlikely he actually did.
“A cake,” Schlatt turned to Techno who had put his book aside at the ram’s outburst. “I want to bake a cake with you two. Wouldn’t it be amazing to make one and then get to eat it on the same day!” Schlatt fantasized about the sweet dessert as Techno considered the idea.
The piglin considered objecting, but the excited look on Schlatt’s face made him cave in. “Okay, we’ll make a cake,” he said, watching in amusement as Schlatt fist pumped the air in victory. “However, Philza and I get to choose the flavor.”
“Fine by me, I’ll eat whatever as long as it’s cake,” Schlatt giddily agreed and shot up from the couch to get the kitchen ready.
Philza finally looked up from his model when Schlatt jumped up from the couch. “Wait, what are we doing again?” He asked, giving both of his partners a confused look. Techno gave a chuckle as he grabbed Phil’s wrist, leading him towards the fridge where Schlatt was rummaging looking for ingredients.
The pair looked over Schlatt’s shoulders and saw with some disappointment that they did not have all the materials they needed to bake a cake. They were missing milk and eggs and, when Phil went to check, wheat as well. Techno looked at Schlatt out of the corner of his eye, the hybrid was clutching a jar of sugar to his chest and Techno could see the disappointment on his face.
“Why don’t we go to the store, Love?” Techno suggested. Schlatt looked over at Techno with a mixture of hope and frustration. “After all, Phil and I need to pick out a flavor.” Schlatt visibly perked up at this and, after placing down the sugar, rushed to the car.
Phil held in a laugh at the ram’s behavior and walked side by side with Techno as they followed.
The drive to the store felt like forever to Schlatt, though in reality it was only a few minutes. The ram was already out of the car before Phil could fully park, rushing towards the entrance of their supermarket.
Schlatt stood in the front of the store looking at the aisle signs, trying to figure out where he needed to go. Techno sidled up next to him and nonchalantly put an arm around his shoulder, keeping the ram from running off again. By the time Phil joined them, Schlatt was vibrating where he stood.
Phil gave a chuckle, “Alright then, let’s go get our ingredients.” Phil took the lead, heading further into the store as Schlatt and Techno followed behind.
What should have been a quick trip, took over an hour for the trio. Techno and Schlatt got into a debate about which type of eggs to use, while Phil struggled to open the glass door to the freezer to get the milk. When they finally went to get the wheat they saw that there was only one bundle left, leaving them to get into a fight with another shopper over it. The rest of the time spent in the store was because Techno and Phil couldn’t agree on what flavor to make the cake, after forty five minutes they settled on chocolate.
Of course the problems didn’t end when they got home. It turned out that Schlatt didn’t know how to make a cake, so Techno and Phil had to walk him through it. However, it was quite difficult maneuvering in a kitchen with three grown hybrids, leading to many eggs being dropped, sugar being tossed, and chocolate powder being lost. After all of their trials and tribulations, the three hybrids pulled their finished cake out of the oven. Calling it a cake was an overstatement sadly, it drooped to one side and the chocolate powder clearly wasn’t mixed in fully. The three themselves looked even worse for wear, all tired and covered in some of their ingredients.
Schlatt silently stared at the sweet abomination in front of him, his back to his partners.
“I’m sure it tastes wonderful,” Phil suggested hesitantly.
Techno put a hand on Schlatt’s back “I know how badly you wanted to bake a cake and-”
“And what?” Schlatt asked, turning around to face them. Phil and Techno were surprised to see a beaming smile gracing the ram’s features. “This is honestly one of the best cakes I’ve ever made. I mean look at it!” He gestured excitedly to it. “It’s not even on fire!”
Phil and Techno let out a sigh of relief knowing that Schlatt didn’t regret coming up with the activity.
“Of course,” he continued, making the other two tense up slightly, “It wouldn’t have mattered if it was horrible anyway.” Schlatt grabbed their hands and held them close. “This was an amazing day and I’m so happy I could spend it with you. I might even call it one of the best days of my life.”
They stood in silence before Phil and Techno both went to kiss Schlatt on his cheeks. Schlatt couldn’t help but giggle as his partners kissed every part of his face. Techno pulled back first.
“We should probably not let that amazing cake go to waste,” as he said that Techno grabbed the cake knife and began to cut out pieces for all three of them.
They sat down on the couch, Schlatt mostly draped over the other two, watching whatever show popped up first when they turned on the television. All of them ate silently, occasionally making a comment about the show.
At some point Schlatt turned away from the show and looked at Techno and Phil. Phil had already finished his slice of cake and the ram could see that Techno had become too distracted by the show to keep eating. He couldn’t help the bubbling happiness that welled up inside him.
Whispering to himself Schlatt sighed, “I definitely wouldn’t trade this for the world.”
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👻 & 🌙 for the fall ask game pls :3
Sure can! So, I’m heavily falling back into BNHA/MHA and thus a new idea spawned from the ashes of an old one. Dancing in the Dark will be an analyst Izuku/Vigilante Izuku fanfic, with a few OC’s I’m excited to introduce! (Like always 😆) It’s mostly crackish, as I’m mostly writing for vibes and have no idea if I plan to stick to a mildly canon timeline or just. Off the rails we go haha.
Something I want to write in the future, hmm…I think I want to do something in the “Rising of the Shield Hero” fandom? But I haven’t a grasp yet on how that fandom feels about OCs…or shipping canon characters with OCs…so very vague ideas there at the moment.
There’s also an original idea I want to do - a few of them. One is I want to write a bunch of “Where Were You” fics for The Lost City cast. I want to write where exactly they were when the apocalypse came to a head, like where Dr. Ender was or what Erik was doing. There’s also a Surefire Camp snippet for Halloween I want to finish up, it’s almost done but needs fine tuning. And I really want to do some worldbuilding for the other universes I’ve made - ahhh! I’m swamped!! 😂 😅 What a pleasant problem to have lmao
👀 I mean, if you’re asking…
Because I plan on going all in, I’m gonna put a “Read More” in case no one wants spoilers for these certain OCs such as: Dr. Ender(The Lost City), Victoria(The Lost City), Cleona(Surefire Camp), Althea(Cloaks in the Wind), and finally — Midoriya Jinx(Heiress)
Still here? Awesome! Let’s get started.
Dr. Ender: Ender actually never got their doctorate, like, they’re not currently supposed to be a doctor. What happened was, while working alongside their father on the front lines of the Mutant Virus, they ended up witnessing more than they should. After seeing their father experiment on countless infected, and the death of one they bonded with closely, they decided to leave. After setting the base on fire and running for it. Surprisingly, they’re more determined to keep the whole “Not Completing Classes” quiet than the other half!
Victoria: Victoria is one of the few humans who never gained a Mutation, so she decided to force one. She’s been experimenting on herself using the poisons she creates, and it’s actually showing. Her hair has gone white and brittle, she’s pale as a ghost, and constantly wears gloves now to cover marks. This is more of an open secret, as the others are trying to help her, but they don’t realize just how far she’s gone to try - after being seduced by a enemy soldier, she sold out Ricky to Gillihead, got him kidnapped, and is still keeping quiet about this. Nobody knows she had a hand in the event that, in the story, ends Arc One and really starts the action.
Cleona: Before Cleona came into the care of Phil and The Marksman at Surefire Camp, she was found in a barn - outside, three corpses. Two of the bodies were killed in a gunfight, but the last one was found holding a gun and appearing to be mauled to death. It’s assumed the two shot were her parents, but it’s unclear who the third was. Cleona has never told the others this, but she hates living deep in the woods because of this. She can hear gunshots of hunters, and it still scares her.
Althea: Before the events of Cloaks in the Wind, Althea was actually a really brutal person! Her magic was dangerous, and she was almost addicted to the feeling of it. It’s why she was worried about teaching Izuku hostile magic, and why she was so relieved he didn’t want that. She knows first hand how it can change someone, and now she is doing her best to stick to a vow of pacifism moving forward.
Midoriya Jinx: Technically not as bad, but Jinx has two big secrets she’s keeping from Izuku. One: The reason she won’t come home. He has a feeling it involves their mother, but has no idea how badly. On Jinx’s 16th birthday her Quirk(All for One) came in and made Inko push her away. Inko was very against Jinx’s previous “choices”(Critical of heroes, standing out, being as bold and loud as she could) but the final straw was having her father’s Quirk. It ended in a blowout fight that led to Jinx leaving and never properly coming back. Jinx knows Inko loves Izuku, and doesn’t want to damage their relationship. The second secret is her job: she fights in underground Quirk rings, and even takes the Quirks of her opponents. For obvious reasons, this is highly illegal.
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Hello, I'm here and I would like to hear about your AUs! Just any that you wanna talk about.
instead of one au im going to be rambling about... a lot of aus. cause i have school break (pls hope my grades are good-)
its gon' be under the cut because really, really long ramble lmao
anyways have my current brainrot becuase it fts my current faves- its a gods + immortals au, i have some designs buuutttt some of the drawings are bad, then again whatever have 'em
theres 4? i think? more designs i need to make for the gods lol. and i have like... 8 designs to make for the immortals
heres the list lol:
-gods-
it means what it means lmao
Charlie Slimecicle, god of crafting/smelting, and the harvest
Bizly, god of wildlife
Grizzly, god of weapons and tools
Condifiction, god of dimensions and portals
GeminiTay, goddess of life
Kristin, goddess of death
Katherine Elizabeth, goddess of nature/land and the daytime/sun LDShadowLady, goddess of the sea and the nighttime/moon
Eret, god of light and dark
Illumina, warden of the void/god of the void
Goodtimeswithscar, god of magic and illusions
Wels, god of war battle strategy and music
Foolish, Totem of life and death
BTD, god of time
Smallishbeans, god of chaos and mischief
Eqqo, god of architecture
ThomasToSpace, god of space and stars
ZombieCleo, ruler of the Underworld
Joe Hills, ruler of the Aether
CPT. Sparklez, ruler of the End
Tango, ruler of the Nether
Shelby, goddess of love
-Immortals-
pretty much. theyre like the gods. but theyre not indestructible, so yeah they can die, they just don't age. also kind of ooc becuase of my headcanons lol
Jevin, The Bookkeeper/Storyteller
Pete, The blacksmith
Fruit, The Combatant
Sausage, Angel of Life
Phil, Angel of Death
Cub, Wizard’s apprentice
Jimmy, The Advisor
Fwhip, The Innovator
thing about this au is that i want to make them as human as possible. idk thats just how i like to make aus, i want them to feel real and alive. they have flaws, they have ups and downs, fears n anxieties, interests and dislikes, etc!!
its so easy to make them so powerful and all mighty and shit, and they are, just when its needed. other than that, they're not. they're just people havin' fun.
these lads aren't perfect but they're perfect to me :]
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I've mentioned this au every once and awhile, its the dnd au, but like, the hermits is the dnd group playing the game, Joe is the DM the rest is the players,
another au i've mentioned before is the RPG au, its literally an RPG game. characters are Wels, xB, Jev + Hypno because they're my faves as you can probably tell. Heres a quick doodle of them :]
i think i've showed this doodle before-
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I had this crack au idea about JRWI: Riptide with, hc. because Jay Ferin reminds me a lot of s6 Cleo.
also, speaking of JRWI, thinking about PD and a BNHA au, i dont have anough brain cells to make stuff up for that though
(btw, go watch JRWI, its a cool dnd podcast. also while we at this pls go watch Eqqo, he does really cool builds)
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I think those are my current aus in my head
do i have writing for it? yeah, my brain loves to make these little movie/camera scene type thing??? and i've been trying to get it out, and so i've been writing all my ideas and stuff down, even if it won't be finished.
Or sometimes I'd draw/animate it. Depends on the time i have and my mood really,
oh and hermittale is still in the works, i just need to get all these aus out of my head first haha. i'll post some doodles of this au soon tho!!
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