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chaosandmarigolds · 13 days

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Dad!Simon who insisted you go on the vacation, because of course he can handle his baby girl and his six year old (almost six, but Ollie rounds up)

Simon who knew he had it in the bag....

for about two hours

Simon who made bagels for dinner; wassss this close 🤏to making Ollie eat dirt because WHAT DO YOU MEAN you don't like bagels now you were begging for them in the store!

Simon who made it about forty hours before he gave him and called Johnny

Simon who had no idea why Ollie was being so gosh darn annoying

Simon who had previously made a bet with Price that he wouldn't need help so therefore he would rather die than call Price even though Ollie idolizes his 'grandfather'

''s Johnny, missed ya but leave a message at the lil' beep."

"John MacTavish I swear to god if you don' call me back in ten minutes I will personally post thos' pictures of ya in Afgan."

two minutes later-

"ya know that's a real low blow-"

"I need you to take Oliver to th' park- Tessie isn't goin to sleep with him 'roun."

"Call the capn, he's closer to ya."

"I will not do that."

"Ugh, fine- lemme tell my girl then'll be there in twenty."

Simon who told Oliver to behave for his uncle and then happily sent them away- which finally he would be able to put the exhausted newborn to sleep

Simon was finally able to doze off on the sofa, the baby happily snoozing away on his chest and everything seemed perfect with the world

"MISTER RILEY UNCLE JOHNNY IS IS-HES-" The thundering slam of the door being swung open not only woke up Simon but the baby who aptly began to sob to the sudden change of pace, Oliver however did not care "UNCLE JOHNNY SUCKS."

Uncle Johnny told Ollie not to kick the ball into the river

Simon who is flabbergasted because even Johnny looked shook to his core, sure they had been at the park for about five hours but like-???

John MacTavish...brought down .... by Simon's six year old

Simon who, after ten minutes of the baby screaming for their mother and refusing to take their bottle with disgruntled wails of pain and Ollie so tired he can't think straight so he's also a sobbing and angry disaster and Johnny's just standing there by the door waiting for answers and everything is so loud-

"Capn?"

"Oh! Hi, sweetheart," John's wife answered the landline and he could hear her voice call for her husband, "Hi, how are you and lil' ones?"

Simon looked at Ollie who was currently in time out for stealing his sisters binkie for the tenth time, "Not great."

"O-"

"Simon." Price's voice cut in and it took about five seconds to get everything account for, "Ya already called Johnny right?"

"Yessir."

"Did you try Kyle?"

"No sir, he's on his honeymoon."

'"Ah-that's right, that's right."

Silence

"Sir I would like your help."

"Ha! Knew it! Alrighty, missus and I'll be there in...i dunno- you boys hungry? She made that-honey whatcha make?" indistinct conversation, "Ma'am said it didn't matter, she'll bring it anyway. Forty minutes?"

Simon looked at Johnny, who was on 'keep ollie in said time out' picking up the kid whenever he would try and run off. "Can you make it twenty, sir?"

Simon and Johnny who, out of habit, stood at attention as soon at the captain let himself into the house

Simon who looked a bit worse for wear, even with his non existant sleep scheulde in the military he had never looked so fatigued

Simon who had the baby out of his arms by Price's wife within two minutes of them being there

Simon who loves his son, he loves him (internal mantra) but he is making him look bad to his captain so the little twerp better get his act together.

"Riley."

"Yessir."

"How long is your block?"

"Two kilometers around."

"Two laps."

faltering silence through the house, Simon stared at the captain as he helped Ollie tie his sneakers by the door. The silence did mean Tessie had finally fallen asleep but he was- "I'm sorry?"

"Two laps, you, Johnny, and Oliver." Price looked to the kid, who looked more angry at the world than anything else, "Go. Dinner will be ready when you get back."

Simon was about to argue but Ollie beat him to it, "I don't want to run."

"You don't want to run?"

Oliver seemed a bit taken back, "No. So I'm not going to."

"Okay. You can clean the entire house- including your sisters nappy's, for a week, yeah?"

A pause.

"Fine, i'll go on the stupid run."

Simon who might as well be walking with the pace Oliver chose to keep

Johnny who took off sprinting because lord knew that man was starving and Mrs. Price's food was heaven on earth

Simon who sat down on the side of the road when the little guy was out of breath

Simon that mostly ran in silence until Ollie broke it

"Why did mom leave?"

huh?

"What?"

"Mom she-she just...she left us, wh-"

"Whoa-whoa whoa, mum didn't leave-mum didn't leave us wh-whoa, Olls," he had collapsed to his knee when the boy started to speak just to look at him in the eyes and he tried to read the boys expression, "Mum would never leave you, she loves you so much."

"Then where did she go?? Why didn't she say goodbye?"

"She's with her friends, and her flight left 'fore you woke up, Olls. Laddie, she wouldn't leave you."

Simon who had called you, even though there was time difference as everyone was sitting down to eat dinner

"oh...wow the gang's back together," You grumble as you rub your eyes, having been dead asleep, only for the camera angle to change suddenly and it was just a close up angle of your son's face, "Hi baby."

"Mom guess what Uncle Johnny did."

"EY, LET'S NOT TELL YER MOM BOUT THAT."

"Hey mom?" The boy was easily distracted and then looked down at the phone again.

"Yeah baby?"

"Never go on away again, dad said so."

You stay silent for a moment, blinking, because in all three years you and Simon had been together Ollie had never referred to him as 'dad' or anything remotely close. "Your...right, yeah-I'm pretty bored here anyway."

Simon, who was fine with you going on little getaways just not anymore how dare you try and leave him alone

"You sure it's okay if I stay a few more days?"

With a short laugh he looks over the living room, where Johnny and Olls were fast asleep watching some cartoon he didn't know the name of while John and His wife had chosen to stay in the guest room for the night. It would hell if you stayed for a few more days.

"Of course, luv, I got the boys an' Tessie needs to learn who they are anyway."

"I guess. Okay, the ride is here. I love you."

"I love you more."

(annnnway that's it <333 any comments you wanna leave or anything like that makes my day!)

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you-fuckers-are-asses · 18 days

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"Name that drug... that's making me kiss everyone"

Steve-O: Don't Try This at Home - The Career Ender

#Steve-O #Pre-sobriety #Johnny Knoxville #Phil Margera #April Margera #Chris Pontius #Preston Lacy #Jackass #Don't try this at home #video

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ariariari-freehounreal · 6 months

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“🎵From my heart and from my hand, why don’t people understand my intentions?🎵”

They are so in love it’s insane.

Barney likes stickers bc he’s silly and he puts them on his helmet and he asked Gordon to steal a caution sticker from some dangerous radioactive thing for him and Gordon reluctantly did because he’s a real one.

They’re also both gay and trans men and t4t and autistic‼️‼️‼️‼️

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ghouljams · 9 months

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Ghoul- Ghoul- Ghoul- i must know, we’ve seen how Ghost and Die operate, we’ve seen Fetch and König (love those two fr) you said Soap summoned his demon- what’s he like with his demon?

-Lurk 👁️

I feel like Soap and his demon are well fit to each other. I have many thoughts actually about this. Mostly that when Soap summoned his demon he sort of bypassed the distribution system. So his demon did not come pre-obsessed with him. They sort of volunteered to see what was up and decided to stick around on their own. So the relationship is definitely different from Ghost and Die/König and Fetch.

Anyway, here's Soap and his demon(Hush) on their first mission.

"So," Soap tugs the casing off a strip of wire with his teeth, "do you know Die?"

"Do you think all demons know each other?" You raise a brow, fingers holding wires against C4, hand raised to keep the area quiet as Soap works. Soap stops his wire twisting to look at you, you snort. "Yeah I know Die."

"Don' do that, we got half a bomb between us." He sounds half serious, but his smile is a mile wide. You shake your head, wrist flicking to enforce the perimeter as an enemy attempts to cross it. Your silence gripping their neck until they also fall quiet.

"Why do you ask?"

"Just seems like," Soap stops, mumbles to himself and shoos your fingers away to check his wiring, tugging the ignition free and turning it over in his hands. "Now that isn't right." You wait for him to do what he needs, readjusting wires and sticking it back into place, before prompting him again.

"What's it matter if I know Die?"

"Figure if we're all living in close quarters you may as well know each other." Soap grunts, bopping the ignition with his fist a few times to make sure it's stuck. "Alright pop this where I showed you."

"Two men in four meters, try not to get shot while I'm gone." You tell him, grabbing the bomb and sinking into the shadows. It's an easy place, Soap's already done all the hard work, you just need to press the button. The little red light on the top blinks, and you flick your magic over it. The wall explodes without so much as a sigh, blanketed by your cottony silence. Satisfied you let your ties pull you back to Soap.

"Breached." You watch Soap wrestle one of the two heads you'd counted to the ground, arms tight around his neck until he stops kicking. "Nice one." You flick a few shadows through the man to be sure he's dead while Soap checks his pockets.

"Nice yourself, didn't even hear the blow." Soap inspects the magazine he's pulled and pockets it.

"Yeah it was crazy quiet, you must've wired it wrong."

"You've got jokes," Soap grins, you laugh a little and drop back to the shadows as he starts moving towards the breach, "Let's hear another."

"What's worse than finding a bomb under your car?" You ask, muffling his steps and scanning for any non-Soap noise.

"Wot?"

"Not finding it." Soap snorts.

"Oh you are worse than Ghost, you know that?" He asks, pressing against the broken wall and nodding you into the room. "Why'd the demon cross the road?" His voice is low, rumbling, you like when he tries to be quiet. Somehow he never gets all the way to whispering, he sounds better like this anyway.

"Why?" You scan the room, your shadows forcing their way down throats and pressuring out of lungs, enforcing silence.

"The power of Christ compelled them." Soap responds. You bark out a laugh loud enough to draw fire, melting in surprise back to the darkness. Soap shoots from his cover while you pull yourself together enough to be helpful. "Liked that one, eh?" He sounds far too pleased for having you blow your cover. You like that about him too. Smiling from the shadows as he forces his way forward, aim deadly as he clears the room.

#I think Soap and Hush have very similar personalities #Also leaving Hush very gender neutral because I'm torn between how to gender them #I know I said Hush doesn't come pre-obsessed but come on #you look at me and tell me you wouldn't fall for Soap after 10 minutes alone with him #you can't he's so charming #he doesn't even try he's just like that #Soap has the charm that Grave's wants #Gaz too like they are both so grrrrr #anyway #demon!Darlings au #oc: Hush #johnny soap mactavish #john soap mactavish #soap cod #johnny soap mactavish x reader #x reader #gn!reader #lurk #👁️ anon

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dontirrigateme · 3 months

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From episode 4 - Replacements

Johnny's inability to perceive Peacock's nervousness amuses me every time.

#band of brothers #bob #easy company #hbo war #hbowar #johnny martin #thomas peacock #pre-jump jitters

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shadowybasementgerard · 3 months

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me on different days of the week

(sunday through Saturday)

#emo #mcr #my chemical romance #ryan ross #gerard way #panic at the ryan #pre split panic #gee way #my chem romance #frank iero #emo bands #johnnie guilbert #phil lester #dan and phil #pete wentz #fob #fall out boy

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emo-raco0n · 3 months

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"Mikey there's other fishes in the sea"

me: I want theses fishys right here 😢

THERE'S MORE FISHYS I WANT BUT THE MAXIMUM OF PICTURES ARE 10 😢

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goozeghost · 4 months

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Love can be hard to accept ❤️‍🩹

Ft my youngerish Ghost and Toast designs bc ive got lore that not even god knows abt. Welcome to Goonturiantale. Gooturian? Idfk. MY DARK AND TWISTED MIND !!!

#taleblr #johnny ghost #johnny toast #venturiantale #the day i draw a character consistently is the day i ascend to godhood #trying to draw more comic type stuff so that hopefully one day ill achieve my dream of being a comic artist #i am. not quite good enough yet.#BUT TRUST. I WILL BE. ONE DAY #anyway for comtext this is pre PIE #theyre like. early 20s n shit.#i have years worth of backstory for these hoes #maybe ill make a comic about it wink wonk nudge nudge #LMAO #tw smoking #btw #almost forgot that #THE LOOREEEE #THE LOOREEEEEE THE TRAUMMAA #the projection. who said that.

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get-back-homeward · 24 days

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Life With The Lennons, Exclusive by Ray Coleman, April 1965 [x]

#john lennon #cynthia lennon #the beatles #ray coleman #kenwood #1965 #wish we had a specific date for this one #given this is around the same time as help! writing and LSD coffee spiking #im not sure ive read another pre-1968 interview that sounds more like bitter 70s john #but some interesting things here #his comments on growing old consider he later called this era his fat elvis period #his game with the press compared to paul #sounding more enthused about films than recording #the guy who told john ab contacts #early glasses johnny #an appearance of nigel the dog #how he uses soft to describe him but then uses it to barrage the idk radio hosts?#i'll follow the sun coming on the radio and the absurdity of saying paul was 10 when he wrote it #(he was 16 at the earliest possibly 17 or 18 and he didnt finish it until he was 22)#they're so weird with referring to their ages in the 60s like j&p just keep saying they met when they were 12 #(they were never 12 at the same time so its either shorthand or some absurd joke)#april 1965 #john speaks #text scans #ad lib club

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cutemeat · 4 months

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shouldn't the Johnny thing have clued dennis into the fact that mac likes it MORE when guys treat him like shit?...like why the fuck did he set mac up with a "nice guy" for his date if he wanted it to actually go somewhere LMAO

#i thought u were mr dossier #mr 'i know you better than you know yourself'#so curious to see if this was 1. a simple oversight 2. dennis being oblivious 3. dennis knows this and thats WHY he set mac up w a nice guy #i mean i understand its supposed to be meta #like 'oh well mac doesnt want a nice respectable guy- he wants dennis'#its the set up or whatever #but i wanna kno more abt the in character aspects of this lmao...#cuz i could understand it if this was pre-johnny ... but now dennis most certainly knows so wtf LOL #like despite my locust brain i want dennis to just be that stupid #KJDRGNKJERNFK

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calviyv · 8 months

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Kenshi eyeing his feature husband like

#pre-relationship rivalry is chef's kiss #johnshi #johnny cage #kenshi takahashi #kung lao #mortal kombat 1 #mortal kombat

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alphagirl404 · 4 months

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Wu Shi Acupuncture

Kenshi: *talking to Johnny* Whether we like it or not, we're stuck with you. A dumb, arrogant, movie actor who treats everything like a joke... Johnny: *suddenly makes a cross eyed derpy looking face* Kenshi: OH! That is it! *holds up his sword* Kung Lao: WAIT! MY FAULT! I accidently tweaked his facial nerve! *Johnny falls face first on the ground showing the many acupuncture pins on his back*

Raiden: ...I think you may have also stopped his heart *pokes Johnny's face, whose eye slightly twitches*

#mortal kombat 1 #mortal kombat #mk 1 #mk #kenshi #kenshi takahashi #johnny cage #kung lao #raiden #mk 1 raiden #raiden mk1 #mk 1 johnny cage #this is pre tournament #based from kung fu panda

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weirdlookindog · 5 months

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Johnny Craig - Cover art for The Haunt of Fear #15 (first issue), EC, 1950.

#johnny craig #the haunt of fear #ec #the old witch #horror art #comic art #cover art #illustration #horror comics #pre code comics

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the-invisible-bunny · 3 months

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“I’ll tell you my deepest, darkest secret,” Johnny said softly.

Peter hesitated. He couldn’t imagine Johnny having any secrets - he was so bright and honest, shining like sunshine. He certainly couldn’t imagine him having any dark secrets. Not like Peter, with his secret identity. But still, he was tempted. The desperate desire to have one single other soul besides himself know the truth. The unshakable certainty that he could trust Johnny. A growing curiosity about what Johnny might consider to be a deep, dark secret.

Johnny was looking at him, still and hopeful at his silence. “A secret no-one else knows, not even the Four,” Johnny continued, knowing he had a chance.

A secret for a secret.

“Tell me,” Peter said, “and I’ll consider telling you.”

“That’s not fair,” Johnny said. “I have a public identity. If you tell everyone my secret it could ruin everything we’ve built. If you tell me your identity, I probably won’t even know who you are.”

Johnny had a point. Still Peter stalled. “I don’t even know what you consider an equivalent secret,” he said, though he was worried by Johnny’s assertion that it could ruin the Fantastic Four. Had he killed someone? “For all I know, you might be talking about forgetting to feed the inter dimensional cat and blaming it on the Thing.”

Johnny huffed. He looked tense, and Peter knew it was something bigger than that. He was about to relent, when Johnny started talking.

“When we first got our powers, Reed went on and on about how we had to show the world that we were heroes, we were good guys, and that we were just normal people. He and Sue were just a normal couple, in love, planning a wedding, they just had superpowers and fought bad guys. That Ben, underneath his rocky exterior, is still just a guy from Yancy Street - he’s still human. That I was just a normal teenage boy who sometimes struggled with school and dated pretty girls.” He looked Peter dead in the eye. “And all I could think was that I hadn’t managed to tell them yet that I wasn’t… that I was…” he swallowed. “That I was gay.”

Peter processed this. Johnny looked so nervous, so uncertain, and all he knew was that Johnny shouldn’t ever look like that. Johnny should be glowing and sparkling. A radiant sun.

He yanked his mask off without ceremony. It was a fair trade.

“My name’s Peter Parker, I’m from Queens.”

And then they fall in love and bonk. Probably before the bonking Johnny helps protect Peter’s secret identity, and Peter tries to help Johnny publicly date girls/listens to him crushing on guys (before finally realising that the reason he hates the entire charade is because he wants to date Johnny himself, damn it).

Just a sudden idea that came into my head like five minutes ago and I thought I’d get it down. Maybe I’ll expand and write more, maybe not. I’ve got other WIPs that are higher priority.

#spideytorch #johnny storm #peter parker #my fanfic #my wips #internalised homophobia #pre slash

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callsign-bunnie · 1 year

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*Soap and Alejandro bantering*

Soap: Yeah, but I bet you have a small dick

Alejandro: Actually-

Rodolfo, not looking up from what he was doing: It's big, actually.

Everyone: *turns to stare at Rodolfo*

#Alejandro Vargas #Rodolfo Parra #Alejandro x Rodolfo #Aledolfo #Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare II #Call Of Duty #soap cod #johnny soap mactavish #this was pre anyone knowing they were together #rodolfo gave no shits #queue for dinner again hunny?

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alice-ness · 2 months

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city of the damned!

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