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owowowowwoowoowow · 1 year
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dinxieyinxie · 1 month
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the demons won tonight laddies
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Oh 🥴 my fucking 🖕👦 god ✝, I ☝ cannot ❌ stand 🚹 it anymore 🔥... I 👁 think 🤔 I ☝ must've become 🔜 a simp 🤬 at some point 😓 recently 😏 because every ☝ time ⏰ I ☝ look 😀 at you 👆 I 👁 just get 😷 a massive 🐘 fucking 🖕 erection ⬆. Your 👉 face 😀 look 👀 like 👍 it was hand 🙌 designed 😋 by a thousand 🧚✨ angels 😇... And you 👉🏻 have an uttermost beautiful 🌈 style 🦋😍✨ of clothing 👗 as well 👫, if you 👆 happen 😱 to have a twitch ↕ account 💳, please 🙏 be sure 💯 to add ➕ me at xXPussy_Destroyrr69420wholesomekeanuchungussub2pewdiepieXx. I 👁 promise 🙆🏾 I'll 🤒 donate 💰 every ☝ cent 💳 that I ☝ make 🛠 every ☝ month 📆, I ☝ usually 🧐 just mow lawns for my elderly 👴🏼👵🏼 neighbor 🏘😎, Mrs 👰. Anderson, but 🍑 I 👁 swear 🤭🤞 I 👁 can do so much 💯 more! I'll 🤒 probably 🤷🏿‍♂️ get 💪 a job 💼 at Burger 👁😎 King 👑 since 🔙 you 👆 get 💪 very 💯 delicious 🚿 lunch 🥡 breaks 💔 there!! And I'll 🤒 make 🔨 you 👉🏻 the happiest 👏 girl 👧 in this green ☘ earth 🌐, you 👆 are so extremely 💯 beautiful 🌈 it pains 🤕 me to know 🤔 I 👁 can't 🙅‍♀️🙅‍♂️ be on that bed 🛏 with you 👉🏻... And people 👫 say 🗣 you 👉🏻 can't 🙅‍♀️🙅‍♂️ be a respectful man 👦 these days 🕢, well 🖕🖕🏻🖕🏿, as a brony, anime ✨ lover ❤ and gamer 🎮 4 💉 life 👤 who definitely 🚨 enjoys 😊 his 👋 time ⏰, I 👁 can assure you 👆 I'll 🤒 be able 💪 to show 📺 you 👆 what a REAL 💯 man 👨 can do. Please ☺ baby 👶 I 👁 love ❤ you 👆. I ☝ also 🐢 do Fedora 🎩 tricks 🤤
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thatsbelievable · 1 month
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estir-esper · 18 days
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dude fnaf themed splatfest goes crazy
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piratespencilart · 8 months
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Oh Changebringer, we're really in it now...
[ID: Digital art of Fresh Cut Grass from Critical Role. They are a yellow robot in a long blue coat, holding a glowing silver coin and looking distressed. They seem small compared to the large empty background. End ID.]
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kojiarakiartworks · 1 month
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April 2023 JAPAN HOKKAIDO SAPPORO
© KOJI ARAKI Art Works
Daily life and every small thing is the gate to the universe :)
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glossamerfaerie · 14 days
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Gwyn 🤝 Azriel
Insomniacs who exhaust themselves with training until they fall asleep.
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When they get together, I can think of a better way for Gwynriel to exhaust themselves if they can’t sleep. 😌🥵🔥 If they’re going to be sleepless, might as well be productive. 😂
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pink-flame · 26 days
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You're my neck of the, neck of the woods Leave you, babe, I never could Ginger and gestures of goodwill go forth, let go Of sorrow and sadness and spite I'm somebody taller tonight
Neck of the Woods - Maisie Peters
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blackemptysea · 1 year
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(inspired by this post, and my answer)
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front-facing-pokemon · 6 months
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#alt with eyes hidden under the cut#cofagrigus#their eyes are shiny. made of plastic. so they're looking a little bright. apologies for this#so. generally when i have quarrels about the pronunciation of a pokémon's name (since i don't watch anipoké)#where someone else and i pronounce the same pokémon's name differently. which doesn't happen very often‚ since typically i talk about#pokémon mostly entirely in text. because most of the communication about things i like happens in text. and the pokémon games#are not voice acted. so pronunciation of their names is sparse and sometimes limited to anipoké but even they're inconsistent i think#but whenever i have quarrels about the pronunciation of a name. someone else and i pronounce it differently. i go to pokédex 3d pro#on the 3ds. because every time you go to a pokémon's dex entry‚ the pokédex guy says their name out loud#i basically treat this as gospel for how to pronounce pokémon names. i've been proven wrong a lot but i've also been proven right a lot#and this guy. oooohhh this guy. before pokédex 3d pro i pronounced this guy's name as though the F-slur was right in the middle#only recently did i learn that it kinda sounds like “grievous‚” [kʰɐ.fə.'gɻiː.gəs]#at least. that's how the pokédex 3d pro guy says it#whereas i had been pronouncing it [kʰow.'fæg.ɻɪ.gəs]. so. you can see the issue that arises with that pronunciation#a lot of these pronunciations that i have to double-check just live in my head. and it's only when i say them out loud that i realize#how i'm saying them. like how i pronounce “centiskorch” as [sɑ̃.t͡si̠.skoʁʃ] for some fucking reason. my brain sees it and is like#yeah that's? a french word? even though it looks nothing like one#i also tend to pronounce “grumpig” as ['gʀʊm.pɪç] because of the “ig” at the end. i guess. german instinct#of course these are pronunciations i never say out loud but the first time i Have to say this pokémon's name out loud i'll go#oh yeah! it's not pronounced like that. i should probably not say that#and then i do not. just a fun little story about my twisted and fucked up mind. a little peek into my enigmatic brainspace#jesus christ these are some of the longest tags i've ever written. i'm gonna stop
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achaotichuman · 4 months
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Stupid little headcanon.
Everyone thinks Tamlin is super duper overprotective over his daughter Dahlia and that he threatens any boys she brings home.
But in reality, Dahlia is the one waiting at home with a bat and shotgun for whenever Tamlin brings home his new boyfriends.
Tamlin- “Dahlia! Put that away! You’re going to scare him off!”
Dahlia- *Clocking her gun* “I just want to talk to him.”
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fixing-bad-posts · 4 months
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I realized that abortion arguments made sense 🌸
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johnslittlespoon · 22 days
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– i'm only really me, when i'm here with you. ⋆。˚ ✈︎
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milfjessepinkman · 8 months
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i think its weird that walt never hooks up with any hot younger women after separating from skyler. like i dont actually think its weird i think its good and it elevates the show but i feel like a lot of other shows would show him being adulterous to like complete his "breaking bad" toughguy alpha male transformation. i mean if it had actually happened it would be horrible and would make the show and his character worse but it still feels like something that should have been tempting for the writers to makr happen yk? like on a worse tv show the young hottie walt cheats on skyler with and then feels equal powertrip/guilt ab wouldve been a plot point
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kojiarakiartworks · 1 month
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March 2024 JAPAN HOKKAIDO SAPPORO
© KOJI ARAKI Art Works
Daily life and every small thing is the gate to the universe :)
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