#really fucking weird headcanon

[sosoribro]

what if khaji could like

communicate with bugs

really weird i know but it would be so cute if jaime was like a butterfly magnet or something like bugs just really like him

hes like got a butterfly sitting on his finger and hes like "awwww it likes me :)" but then khaji is like "false. that would be me communicating with it" or blah blah blah sciency stuff

translation: "ermmm sorry to burst your bubble kid but it likes me not you"

#dc #blue beetle #dc comics #jaime reyes #khaji da #scarab #headcanon #really fucking weird headcanon #like some quirky magic power type shit #but eh whatever

[demonicchicken1121]

since he doesn’t have a digestive system and can’t really eat, I think Michael would take it upon himself to try every gum in existence. Like the gum chewing was bad before he got scooped, but afterwards it reached a whole new level. He misses the familiarity and humanity of eating, so he chews gum instead. He has tried the weirdest, most vile sounding gum anyone could think of. He’s tried every flavor of every brand. Henry, Jeremy, and his other friends don’t mind because despite how much gum mike buys every month still costs less than groceries.

#mike afton #michael afton #mike schmidt #henry emily #jeremy fitzgerald #gum #fnaf #five nights at freddy’s #fnaf headcanons #mike has issues #But the issues are cheap and relatively harmless #And there’s worse things that chewing gum to be addicted to #Also if anyone has come across any really weird gum flavors let me know #Writing this has made me wonder what kind of fucked up gum flavors exist in this world

[fangirlsovertoomanythings]

Can you imagine what being Professor Moriarty's student was like? You have a very dedicated Mathematics professor, who also has a degree in Astronomy, and he tries his best to make everyone understand what he says despite the limitations of having a bunch of different students with a bunch of different learning styles, and he's just so nice; a bit overly strict with schedules, but he never humiliates you for forgetting an assignment. He probably donates his money to associations that seek to help immigrants or something. His eyes lighten up whenever you show interest in one of his areas of expertise outside of lecture hours, and he infodumps about how the Sun will die one day to you. He takes jokes well despite the resting bitch face he carries around.

And then one day you hear he was killed by Sherlock fucking Holmes and that he was a mobster.

#dont really like when hes the main villain of every work i ever see #but thats because nobody is exploring the possibilities when they include him in a narrative #like hes so fucking overrated and you arent doing anything to make him actually worth our time! #hes a good professor! and as far as we know his dad was a criminal and his brothers arent so theres family drama too! #have fun! be weird about him! #sherlock holmes #acd holmes #professor moriarty #headcanon

[scorpiusmalfoylovesoscarwilde]

headcanon that scorpius was a sick child and was in and out of hospital constantly, perhaps related to astoria's blood curse but not directly. his immune system isnt very strong, and everytime he gets sick they're terrified that it's the blood curse but also whatever else it could be, because it's always so sudden and so intense and they call healers over to the house who recommend this delirious feverish 4 year old is hospitalised immediately, and you'd think it'd get easier to some extent because they'd be used to it, but everytime they feel like this is it, this is the time he'll walk in to the hospital and not walk out again

#this headcanon has no purpose im just thinking of scorpius in bed like a sickly victorian child with scarlet fever or something #asking if he'll make it to sunrise lmfao #so then he hates hospitals with a passion #my friend from school was in them constantly he was even a make a wish kid and he can not fucking stand the places so #headcanon scorpius becomes a healer anyway lmao #im sick and this is how im coping by putting baby scorp in hospital lmfao #it just made draco that little bit more protective #lucius made an insensitive comment about it once and draco was ready to throw hands #this headcanon doesnt really go anywhere ive just decided scorpius was a sick child #he has sick child energy lmfao #he still knows some of his doctors/healers because he was there so frequently #just imaging lil scorp in a hospital bed and draco and astoria are sleeping in the room on like uncomfortable chairs and the fever finally #breaks and hes like uh daddy im hungry and its like 4am but draco couldnt care less cause scorp hasnt been able to eat anything for days #let alone ask for food directly and baby scorp is wondering why his parents are acting so damn weird just cause he asked for some toast #but once hes grown up whenever he gets sick its on such a lower level than what it used to be when he was a kid because his immune system #got better that he struggles to gauge when other people would usually stop trying to do daily activities and albus has to start wrestling #scorpius back to bed instead of going to class cause scorpius really youre practically dying and hes like pfff you wanna see dying? use tha #timeturner one more time and go back to see me at literally any point between 2 and 10 i am FINE #(he absolutely was not fine) #scorpius malfoy #albus potter #draco malfoy #hpcc #scorbus #this is so many tags im so sorry

[copepods]

i love suns and pebbles canon dynamic in my head its kind of weird and fucked up and i wish more people depicted it as that (tag ramble incoming)

#i have a lot of thoughts about suns as a character #since theres not much from them in the story its mostly headcanon though #i think suns is someone who desperately wants to be liked and admired #like maybe theyre one of the youngest in their local group (i think theyre in a separate neighboring group to moons) #and they're not really used to being looked up to in any capacity #so pebbles is the first person who really respects them in that way and because of that they have this weird contradictory relationship #where sometimes suns relishes in that dynamic a little too much and holds the power over pebbles head and gets a little mean #and sometimes because suns still wants pebbles to keep liking and admiring them they can get a little too indulgent of him #hence the gold pearl. i think suns gave it to him bc they wanted him to find some kind of happiness but there was also a selfish element #'if i give this to him he'll like me more' etc #i dont think suns is intentionally cruel i just think they had never had that kind of relationship before and fucked a lot of things up #after spearmaster they start to get better at it esp since spearmaster is kind of a second chance for them. so suns learns to be kinder #on pebbles' end. i like to think pebbles was a lil infatuated with them. esp because he felt like they were the only one who understood him #unreciprocated tho. suns cared about him but more from a mentorly point of view than anything #kind of a weird thing where he looked up to them as an authority figure but also really kind of wanted them to be on the same level #in conclusion: toxic robot yuri can be cool sometimes #text #rain world

[medicalunprofessional]

sorry the crispin whytehead train murder headcanon demons won

#nightmaretheater #blood cw #psychonauts #crispin whytehead #sorry this is a very specific headcanon #im really fucking proud of this okay. you all have to look at it now. you must bare witness to crispin whytehead train murder aesthetic #his shoulders are a bit weird but too late lol #i dont know how i did tjis.. aum.. Um. Ywah. Possesed or some shit #its kind of quick but. damn does it look good #i think i captured what i was going for. very well. and that is Cheap Horror Movie… #this started as a joke. im serious. this headcanon was a joke

[modgirlyreposts-revamped]

I don't really go here, but all the members in The Amazing Digital Circus are in a polyamorous relationship methinks

#yes this includes caine an' bubble cry about it- /lh #i have a disease that makes me hc any group of characters i like as bein' in a polyam relationship wit' eachother- #ok but srsly tho i mainly headcanon this cuz the theory that the circus is a hell of sorts really got to me and idk why- #an' even though things could be better between many of them so far i still ship this cuz the way i see it they're all stuck there- #-but they're stuck there together an' instead of lettin' it get to them all they choose to defy their situation by embracin' eachother #like they prove the whole saying 'hell is people' wrong by embracing the fact that they may not click 100% wit' eachother in every way- #-an' that's ok since at the end of the day they do have one thing in common which is that they're stuck there- #-but they're stuck there together instead of being hopelessly alone wit' their own thoughts or in the basement #plus no relationship is perfect an' sometimes it can be a bit messy jus' like theirs since they may be stuck but they're stuck together #an' i jus' think that's beautiful in a weird poetic way #holy fuck i was ramblin' sm in here does anyone actually read these anyways- #the amazing digital circus #tadc pilot #tadc #tadc pomni #tadc jax #tadc ragatha #tadc caine #tadc gangle #tadc kinger #tadc zooble #tadc bubble #i'm tagging all the ships cuz fuck you lol- #tadc pomni x ragatha #tadc ribbun #tadc royalteeth #tadc caine x pomni #tadc funnybunny #tadc bunnydoll #tadc showtime

[sonic-adventure-3]

I’m not actually that invested in green-blooded Shadow, however, wouldn’t it be fucked up if on the ARK the only blood Shadow has seen is his own.

Wouldn’t it be fucked up if after a normal day of being tested on, after lying down on a cold metal table being poked and prodded with needles and scalpels and machines that do who knows what once he gives the OK (because I do think if Shadow was tested on he had a choice. I think Gerald would always ask for Shadow’s consent before experimenting on him. I just think Shadow would never say no. This is for Maria, after all, and Shadow would always agree to something that’s for Maria), after seeing his neon green blood drain into bags above him for what feels like the millionth time, the raid happens.

The raid happens and now Shadow is made aware that blood is red. Humans bleed red.

He then has all the time it takes for an escape pod hurtling through space to reach earth to try and reconcile this fact.

#rambles #shadow #sth #i don’t necessarily believe in this. like i wouldn’t call this a headcanon or anything but wouldn’t it be fucked up huh #i’m not even invested in greenblooeded shadow i honestly prefer giving him neon pink or purple blood. blue even. he’s a mollusc to me #both weird and normal blooded shadow are really good #you can use weird blood as something that fundamentally others him or you can make him bleed red like everyone else despite his differences #both are incredibly interesting to me #blood mention #needle mention #lmk if i should tag anything else

[baconcolacan]

I know Tom had that exclamatory quirk (e.g. Holy Poptarts in a pencil sharpener!!) which, sadly, we have not seen much of in newer eddisodes.

But I think it would be funny if he brought it back at an older age, cause man saying cuss words get boring as you reach a certain age, lets put some ✨panache✨ back into our frustrations

#eddsworld headcanons #ew tom #For Stay AU Tom I think he’d partially bring it back cause of AK lmao #also hey everybody I knew stopped cussing much once we got to college-work age #its really weird but it makes sense?? like #childhood= frick heck shizz #teenage years = fuck shit damn all that good good #college = frick heck shizz #lmao #my old ‘curse’ words I use again these days are: #Shiitake mushrooms. Dapper Dippin’ Dots. and Shiznits on a bicycle #recently screamed that last one after stubbing my toe lol

[givehimthemedicine]

what if El's never seen anyone sick before so when Will gets a cold and looks a bit off kilter and sweaty she thinks he's possessed again and launches into full s2 exorcism mode about it

#Joyce comes home and hears weird splashing and finds Will in his pjs fighting for his life with El holding him down in a hot bath #GET OUT OF HIM #El what are you doing?? #MOM IT'S BACK #WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT #MOM STOP HER?? #DON'T LISTEN TO HIM #IT'S JUST A COLD EL RELAX #SEE?????? HE LIKES IT COLD THE HEAT HURTS HIM #I'M NOT YELLING BECAUSE I'M POSSESSED I'M YELLING BECAUSE IT'S REALLY HOT WATER #MOM GET THE MEDICINE NEEDLE MAKE HIM SLEEP #'IT'S FUCKING NYQUIL EL IT DOESN'T WORK LIKE THAT #El honey he's not possessed he just has a cold let him go #......... oh ....... sorry will #Will dripping on the rug: by the way why did you put bubbles in?? #El: (sheepishly) you like bubble baths #willel #mine #headcanon

[linthehero]

ok im sorry to come in here with a ranty preachy sort of “woke” ig post (even though it should just be common sense) but i feel the need to say this again,

the colors in the first row are colors i picked directly from pictures of brandon, specifically from his skin and even more specifically pictures of him as bryce, i tried to pick images that had very little filter or funky lighting or anything like that, theyre arranged lightest to darkest

the colors in the bottom row are colors i picked from certain fanart of bryce that i found online, not from any specific artist or website, i just picked any i found that i felt belonged here, theyre arranged darkest to lightest

so hey! uhh sorry for being a sensitive snowflake or whatever but why are we doing this? i know lighting is different and anyone can look different in any sort of lighting or filter but if that person generally appears to have a darker complexion in most of their pictures maybe you should draw them with one, and some of these cant even be justified like cmon that last one is paper white. there’s no logical reason for this and it just feels gross? dare i say kind of colorist? idk just a thought, maybe we shouldn’t, i feel like it’s pretty easy to not do this

#this isnt everyone obviously but it is a handful of people #i dont get what you get out of doing this i really don’t #like it can be an honest mistake but #really dawg? #this happens with a lot of the characters but i see it the most with her #bryce tankthrust #and yeah i draw his characters sort of far from accurate #especially bobby #but i feel like theres a line between headcanons and changes for fun to a character and just flat out whitewashing? #and sure yeah maybe it’s a little ridiculous for me to preach about something like this over brandon rogers #yk with all his history #but i dont really care this is weird as fuck to me #and it should be weird as fuck to you

[jamiethebeeart]

:D (I ramble in my tags about this)

#shuichi iguchi #shigaraki tomura #mha spinner #bnha spinner #spinaraki #spinneraki #ok now that the tags are out of the way LETS TALK #i was reading a webtoon when female lead did that whole laugh and cover it with your hand thing and i do it sometimes too #and i got to thinking about WHY and why its usually girls depicted as such and i know some people dont like their teeth/smile #and im like well shut the fuck up! im thinking fem spinner!!! like being self conscious about how she looks and developing it on accident #and shigaraki never really noticing until one day she DOES and wow spinner looks really pretty when she laughs and why does she hide it #like damn!!! i have a lot of thoughts about what spinner but female and the changes that would have on the character and why and agdjfkflg #ANYWAYS someone stop me from regressing to the old way i used to do hair bc its too damn time intensive but its so easy to zone out during #fem shigaraki #fem spinner #was going to properly do the background but i got done after forgetting the texture for spinner for the 4th time + went eeeh good enough #also!!!!!! the last “”panel“” made me realize how weird that angle is to draw spinner with his major proportions and also keep the soft 1/2 #2/2 smile reading as a smile and agdhfkfl am i adding “looks like a resting bitch face” to my spinner headcanons? maybe. #but imagine spinner trying so hard to look approachable and give a little smile but his face just????? doesnt do that very well (at least #not as easily as more human looking humans) and how that might play into his ostracization and then him leaning into that #as a defense mechanism (like if they think im an ass then I'll look like an ass on purpose) ahdndn he was so grumpy in the bar in the bg #mha jbee

[yoinkschief]

Hello Jay, I would like to hear your headcanons about Tom and his mom 👀👀👀 Go on, speak into the mic 🎤

AAA HI NEIL I'M SO GLAD YOU ASKED

Taps mic 🎤 ahem

Buckle in cause this got absurdly long I did not expect to get this long omll

So I guess I'll begin when he was younger,, when his mother and father first got married they were just going into their 30s, and while weren't actually trying for a kid they did end up having one: Tom

Barbara (Tom's mom) was ecstatic at having a kid whereas Peter (Tom's dad) was terrified, he knows he has anger issues and is very aware of how he's gotten easily frustrated with children in the past and doesn't want to get angry towards his soon to be son (though Barbs has been a dear with helping him and his anger, truly he'd be in jail by now if not for her)

Fast forward a bit, Tom's born and while Peter isn't magically cured of any anger issues, Tom is just the sweetest little guy and he, genuinely throughout his fatherhood, has not once gotten angry at his son. Gotten angry a good few things, but his son and wife weren't in that list

Tom is also born completely nonverbal (this is a little reference to how 2004 he's drawn without a mouth,,, I know that all the characters are at this time because mmm animation but in most fanart of 2004 only Tom is the one kept without a mouth because that and his one eye gives him creechur vibes I love it so I incorporated it like this) due to his autism, and he did get formally diagnosed early on due to this

It's a bit of a struggle trying to figure out what he's saying but he's a quick learner for how to read and write so if he can't get what he's trying to say through hand motions or actions he'll go and write it down (at least when he gets around 5yo, the years before were hard and they had to learn a weird, Tom version of sign language,, to clarify not actual sign language just learning what motions of his mean what)

One interaction I think about a lot with Tom and his mother is in Tom's youth when he's, maybe, 4? And he sees his mom shave her hair for the first time. Tom didn't like the sudden change as she looked like a different person and was having trouble understanding why it was gone

It took Barb a while to fully understand what he meant, why he was crying and whatnot, but finally able to sit him down in her lap he started making a lot of motions towards his own hair and then Barb's, and the interaction goes something like this:

"Are you talking about my hair?" Barbara quietly concerns, gesturing to her now bald head.

Tom made small grunts with wide eyes, rocking in his mother's lap incessantly.

"Okay, okay," She nodded holding her son's hand gently in her own- less so holding and more resting them in her own. "It's gone, baby."

Tom didn't seem to like that answer, shaking his head no with his hand reaching up to grab and tug at his his in distress. His eyes were screwed shut, why would his mom do that? But Barbara was quick to respond with carefully holding her son's hands again, their fingers interlaced as he squeezed on her hands instead in his temper.

"You don't like that it's gone?" She tilted her head to the side, bringing Tom's hands away from his face and towards her chest.

He shook his head no with an upset grunt, swinging his hands (and by proxy his mother's) side to side to drive the point further.

"Ohh,, pumpkin," Barbara gave Tom a sad smile, resting their hands in her lap as she gave him a small, reassuring squeeze.

"It’ll be alright-”

Tom hated that answer more, giving a frustrated noise as his eyes started welling with tears.

“Honey,” Barbara frowned at the tears coming out of her child’s eyes, it hurt to see him so upset, gently running her thumb along his cheeks to swipe them away. “I’m still mama, I’m still you mom.”

She led Tom’s hand over her heart, letting him feel the steady beating of it. The constant and steady pattern of thumping seemed to entrance him for a moment until his mild rocking and distressed noises slowly came to a halt.

“See? It’s still me, baby.” She cooed, running her thumb along the back of her son’s hand. “My hair is gone, but I’m here.”

“Sometimes, in life,” Barbara began, setting Tom’s hands down in his lap again now that he was calmer. “things change, and we can’t control it. Like my hair, you couldn’t control that, could you?”

Tom looked up from watching his hand feel the steady movement of her heart pumping, looking up at his mother’s face. He still looked displeased and upset, but less so, even going as far as to reach for where her hair used to be, trying to grab at the air around her head like it was still there. Fruitless.

She held his hand again, pressing it against her cheek with a broad smile, one she gave him often. He couldn’t keep his resentment for long, giving his own goofy smile back with a giggle. The way her gap tooth showed when she smiled that big was forever burned into his memory, only disappearing from her face so that she could kiss the palm of her son’s hand.

Tom shook his head, frowning at the thought but keeping a wide eyed expression to his mother as she continued her lesson. She smiled to him once again.

“Well, that happens a lot in life.” She sighed, cupping Tom’s cheek in her hand. “And no one likes it, you’re not alone for thinking that. But what you can control is how you deal with the change. Like how you showed me how upset you were, so now we’re talking about it. Do you feel better about it now?”

Tom took a moment, eyes casted down as he thought on it. He gave a small nod as he looked back up at her.

“Good.” She beamed. “And from now on, I’ll do my best to let you know beforehand when I make a change like that, alright?” She kissed Tom’s forehead, causing the child to give a small giggle. That was her favorite noise.

Now, Tom was always a Mama's Boy (not in a derogatory way, he just loved his mom a whole hell of a lot) but even moreso after his father died. They both were grieving and so it caused them to cling closer together because of it, to the point that had it not been for his friend (at the time only Matt, but later Edd too as this was before Tord was introduced to the friend group) he probably would've completely self isolated

They do a ton of things together as Tom gets over and they both eventually heal from Peter's death, baking, sewing, shopping, watch movies, anything they can do when they have the chance to hang out together

They were so close in fact that Barbara was genuinely the first person he came out to for being nonbinary (He/They pronoun user :) ) and of course she loved him unconditionally, but he didn't even tell Matt, Edd or Tord (now in Highschool and having been introduced to delinquent) that yet

However, later in his highschool years, around late Junior year (11th grade) or early Senior year (12th grade) of highschool his mother dies as well. Not from a freak bear with a gun attack though, instead from Pneumonia, which is something she tends to get a lot and always had in her youth, and while it usually isn't fatal and there is treatment and whatnot and she definitely took as much as help as she could, this time just hit different it seemed.

This really fucked with Tom during some of his most important years of his life and caused him to go into a BIG depressive episode for a long long time

Side note that I guess also kinda applies: Had it not been for Tord being just as stubborn of a jackass as Tom, he would've completely self isolated. Edd and Matt helped a lot in his youth but he also had his mom to encourage him, but now with his immediate family all gone he didn't see much of a reason to interact with people. And where Edd and Matt lack in persuasion, Tord more than makes up for in the lack of giving a fuck and would literally drag Tom outside even if he was kicking and screaming. This is mostly because Tord is second only to Tom himself in how durable he is, like a brick shithouse (built like one, too) and not afraid to make Tom hate him if it meant getting him better in the long run (a running theme I have for their relationship :) they're less so "GRR I HATE YOU I HOPE YOU DIE /GEN" and more of like have this weird understanding with eachother where like "I'll literally kill you if you touch me but I'd kill anyone you touched you" type beat, unafraid to get the other to hate them for the greater good because they have the understanding that they wouldn't do something so wildly stupid for no reason. Yes that plays into The End and the future events of WTFuture)

I love them so much oh my god you have zero idea

Anyway, TL;DR

Tom and his mom are extremely close and helped each other get through the worst of times while Tom continues to learn the lesson of "everything changes, it's out of your control, and you can only control how you proceed with it"

#jay talk #jay answers #also i just wanted to add: the reason Tom's mom is bald has nothing to do with any sort of illness or genetic disorder #she just was like “fuck it” and decided she wanted to shave it off #i know that sounds weird but i try to incorporate it in the way she dresses too #i chose this because one: [insert bowling ball joke here] #and two: to show her openness as a character and that's got nothing to obscure who she is #not wearing layers. usually not wearing long sleeves unless it's cold. same thing with pants and they're usually skinny if she does #character design is my passion and psychoanalysis is my game I'm sorry you have to deal with it lol #i really need to draw her more i love Mrs. Barbara Inkwell #and thank you Neil for asking this #I'm bursting at the seams /pos #and I'm trying to get back into the writer grind 💪💪 so this helps lol #sorry it took me so long to respond to this ask lol got my creative mojo back so I'm grabbing it by the reigns and multitasking #to the best of my ability without burning myself out that is #i guess i'll add the ew tags cause this is like a headcanon rant so #eddsworld #ew #ew tom #tom #ew tom's mom #tom's mom #ew oc ? #barabara #barbara inkwell #peter was mentioned #fun fact: he took barb's last name cause he despised his own last name :) #also her name's inkwell and that's sick as fuck #eddsworld headcanons

[b0yth1ng]

since i already posted my interpretations of sydney and kylar might as well add whitney too. i always imagined him with shitty bleached hair and a buncha piercings so......

#hes a natural blonde but box-dye bleaches it lighter. thats my personal headcanon. #i didnt really know where to go with his hairstyle so now its whatever the fuck this is. just a buncha lines #u cant rlly tell bc colors are weird but i gave him yellowish teeth. or at least tried. ill do better next time. #I'm not used to working with realistic colors okay i usually do full saturation forever and always #whitney the bully #degrees of lewdity #dol whitney #hes a whiteass brit im sorry guys <\3

[pippuns]

do you like pokemon at all? sometimes i try to picture what pokemon teams svsss characters or other characters would have

i used to post a fair amount of pokemon actually haha

idk what teams characters would have (aside from binghe having a team of only legendaries inexplicably because of course he does), but i know that liu qingge doesn't have pokemon. he is a terrible trainer. he does not let this stop him, and directly fights the pokemon himself.

people thought shen jiu didn't have any pokemon, and pidw it was held against him ("wow look at this guy, not even pokemon like him"), but he actually sort of does have pokemon? he just doesn't keep them in pokeballs, and only does stuff with them when no one is around to see. his pokemon love him, but they are all bitches. shen jiu passed the bitch factor onto them, and shen yuan has to deal with the most annoying, spoiled pokemon bugging him for food and refusing to get into pokeballs as a result.

shen yuan thought it was bullshit that he wasn't allowed to have pokemon originally because of the ooc function. as soon as it dropped, he did his best to get as many pokemon as he could. binghe was jealous of the attention shen yuan gave his pokemon. during the endless abyss years, shen yuan made the first pokedex (with liu qingge following him around, helping him catch pokemon, and honestly being a glorified pokemon himself).

yue qingyuan has a lot of dog pokemon. there is no reason for this. i just want him to have dogs.

mu qingfang has the typical healing pokemon, but also a fighting-type pokemon that liu qingge's family gave liu qingge as a reward for getting into cang qiong, except he threw the pokemon immediately at mu qingfang to take care of for him and then never asked for it back. liu qingge has forgotten about its existence. it has also forgotten about liu qingge's existence.

qi qingqi has a shiny hatterene and probably also the strongest team on the peaks.

wei qingwei has a bunch of tinkatons. only tinktatons. nothing else.

#oops all messy headcanons. thanks for letting me go off about this thing i didnt even know i wanted to go off about anon LOL #au where pidw is. a pokemon au fanfic??? a really fucking weird one??? that is three million words long?? #lqg voice why would i have pokemon to fight pokemon when i can do it myself #sqq voice what the fuck is wrong with you #you can see my ''mqf and lqg were friends and went to the same selection together'' agenda jump out here LOL #svsss #headcanons

[snailcubezz]

i love how both sasha and raz have wildly varying trans headcanons for them on a level ive ONLY seen in link LoZ and no matter the trans headcanon its unanimously agreed fandomwide that raz got gender envy from sasha

#meeple.txt #i love all kinds of trans hcs because Again my weird as fuck relationship w/ gender #im *my fingers are touching* THIS CLOSE to headcanoning both loboto and sasha as genderfluid #maybe raz too #im very genderfluid and REALLY love all gender hcs for all of them that arent just straight up cis or w/e #transmasc sasha? fuck yeah transfem sasha? fuck yeah nonbinary sasha? fuck yeah !!!!!!! #these 3 r all genders at once and also none of them at the same time #anyways im rambling im just a weird litle freak when it comes to gender and i like projecting that #psychonauts #sasha nein #razputin aquato #caligosto loboto