#reasons to breakup

[thatwhichisunsayd]

Reasons I ✨hate✨ my boyfriend

1. He talks over me and frequently doesn't respond to things after I'm done speaking

2. He forgets almost everything I tell him about myself (my likes and dislikes, etc)

3. (Emotional narcissist) Always makes everything I'm going through about him. (For example, he put me through a dangerous situation and then broke down bawling and had me comforting him when it should've been the other way around)

4. He has poor dental hygiene (breath has underlying sourness due to not brushing properly and not flossing, you can literally see the plaque when his yellow ass teeth show)

5. He's a broke ass Marxist with no career ambition.

6. He sucks at every aspect of sex and doesn't care enough to try (he also sucks at taking guidance and frequently hurts me).

7. Is immature and embarrassing ( for example, we were in a sex shop and the dumbass pointed at viagra pills and said "oh they have stuff for old people too" which is just an ignorant statement to make and me and the clerk had to educate him and he was still acting like a goof in the store. I was so embarrassed that those people knew I was having sex with this man baby.)

8. He doesn't much effort into his fashion or fitness (dresses like mr. peanut butter from Bojack horseman and has a beer belly despite being in his 20s). Also eats like a fucking glutton and doesn't have nutritious meals. Loves his oinky oinky pork 🐷

9. Brings home far more money than me but has far less savings. Just completely irresponsible with money.

10. No self-respect or assertiveness. I don't feel protected by him (this man brought me to meet his father and let that man throw thinly veiled insults at both of us).

11. I've literally brought all of these issues up several times throughout our relationship and he says he's gonna change and never does. Sometimes he improves for one week then falls off.

The list could literally go on...

#reasons to breakup #ihatemyboyfriend #toxic relationship #relationship confession #confessions

[rubixpsyche]

I love using "Angry ex, spitefully making their way to success to make sure their ex knows they never needed them" songs for Vox because it turns to comedy the second you remember Alastor 100% doesn't give a shit and still think he's a hack

Like have your vindication girlie, go off Vox, he is reading the papers and sipping coffee and refusing eye contact with anything with a screen I'm sorry he won't see you cuntily walking the red carpet in whatever Velvette put you in

#radiosilence #onewaybroadcast #hazbin hotel #radiostatic #vox #alastor #the cube clicks #NOW. using it for STATICMOTH on the other hand for their 207th breakup? also funny for seperate reasons #AND I get to make the mega toxic hot about it

[zivazivc]

Man she really dumped him for being sad? I see where creek got his personality-

queen also didn't sign up for raising baby brothers-in-law instead of their own kids that they've been planning on having

#trolls #dreamworks trolls #is JD Creek's father? #the ballots are still coming in and it keeps being 50/50 #not that i won't go with my own preference in the end #but I prefer not to say anything and let the chaos go on XD #trolls creek #baby creek #trolls oc #freesia #drawing baby creek makes me feel weird #like drawing baby hitler #but he is one of my favorite character designs and he is cute #my art #answered #on a more serious note #it's unforgivable what freesia did and the way she did it #but the reasons for the breakup were more complicated and messy than i made it seem in that post #they had plans for the future that got postponed then derailed because of the deaths of the parents #and then JD started spending less and less time with her since he had to provide for the family #and the time they did spend together he used just to vent about his problems (understandable) #but at one point she had enough #so yeah... #also i headcanon JD always wanted to be a dad before this #and was excited to start a family #but then he got traumatized

[brother-emperors]

It’s a little bit ‘I was the match and you were the rock, maybe we started this fire/We sat apart and watched all we had burn on the pyre,’ and ‘Do you understand that we will never be the same again?’ from Bastille’s The Things We Lost In The Fire

and a little bit:

‘A l’instar de son aîné, Caius Antonius sait se montrer délicieux. Il est cultivé, intelligent, plein d’esprit, gracieux, amiable. Surtout, il appartient à la même génération que Brutus, au même milieu. Depuis le départ de Cassius pour l’Orient, il y à quatre mois, Marcus a vécu avec des hommes dont il pourrait être le père, ou avec les soldats, des bas officiers plus âgés mais qui ne sont pas de son monde.’

and also

‘En juin, Cassius a enlevé Laodicée et définitivement défait les forces de Dolabella. Jugeant les autres à sq propre mesur, le beau Publius Cornelius s'est souvenu de ce qu'il avait fait subir à Trebonius…Cassius passant pour un homme violent et rancunier, pour un ami fidèle aussi, Dolabella s'est dit qu'il allait payer la mort horrible de l'ancien gouverneur.’

Brutus: Assassin par idéal, Anne Berner

actually it’s mostly about how my entire playlist for the road leading up to Philippi (after both Brutus and Cassius leave Rome after the assassination of Caesar) is Bastille’s Bad Blood album on repeat. I want their relationship to get messy. There’s another version of this scene that gets a lot more teeth to the subtext of the conversation, but I wanted to play around with it first before committing to like. room layouts. there was originally a couple of transitional panels before the last 2 because I wanted Brutus to really chew on this thought he has, but augh. stairs. didn’t feel like drawing those.

ko-fi⭐ bsky ⭐ pixiv ⭐ pillowfort ⭐ cohost ⭐ cara.app

#that Brutus bio is not good but it IS very fun if he’s like. your favorite blorbo. if HBO Rome’s wet cat of a Brutus is your man #then this is the book for you #roman republic tag #komiks tag #drawing tag #marcus junius brutus #gaius cassius longinus #The real reason I did this is bc I wanted to scribble some architecture. I need. To treat the setting like a character #but my god do I hate drawing columns #also I think half breakups can be the height of romance. where are my fellow fans of the heirs. you know the break up scene #I’m thinking about. It’s been over ten years and I’m still thinking about them. Love teams want the hold that those two #had on me fr #they do kiss and make up about it later but it’s kind of tragic for Cassius

[desire-mona]

all (maybe 5 of) us taylor swift disliker dead poets fans how are we feeling? me personally? if i was a porcupine i would be so spiky rn

#desire mona #HEEEEEELLLLPPPP #this is lighthearted swifties r allowed here but i just cant stand her #for the carbon emission reasons not the misogyny reasons #trust me i am in the taylor trenches as soon as a man starts making breakup jokes #dead poets society

[rhautumnson]

Good morning, everyone.

Just a reminder that Roy actually proposed to Donna. (at least before they become eighteen or join the new teen titans team, way before Donna starts dating Terry Long)

And was rejected by a profecy.

||Titans (2008) #23||

#roy harper #speedy #dc comics #wonder girl #donna troy #roydonna #why did they decided to add just that onto the past of them #I'm just suffering #It seems this was the definitive reason of their breakup before they try again on 1999 titans #arsenal dc

[findafight]

Genuinely think some folks need to remove how we, the audience, see characters and relationships from an outside perspective from how those characters actually interact. Like y'all ask for nuance and I'm telling you that just because Nancy has gone through trauma and absolutely deserves to be as messy and complicated and hurt as she wants, doesn't mean Robin wouldn't think twice about dating her?

It's not about whose fault it is or centering a male character, it's about how Robin, the character, would interpret and internalize the facts she knows. She has no idea what exactly Nancy has been through, like we have. She encouraged Steve and Nancy in S4 to get back together, she comforted him when Nancy went straight back to Jonathan. Robin's place as Steve's best friend, someone she trusts implicitly, the person she wants to combine with, puts Steve as an important aspect of her life!

It's not that she hates Nancy! It's that even though they broke up a year and a half ago, there's some unresolved or redeveloping feelings there for Steve. It's not that I think Steve could/would/should be hurt or angry about his best friend dating his ex. It's that, in my opinion, Robin, from what we see of her, doesn't seem inclined to date a friend's ex. It's about Robin, and her personality, and that means her friendship and love of Steve.

#anti ronance #finda's rambles #stranger things #idk its about robin for me. she would put her friendship with steve above a romantic relationship with anyone #struggling to put this into words but its frustrating when people claim we're making it about steve when i dont feel that way #to me im prioritizing Robin. and stobin i guess #it also seems like people hate being reminded that robin wants to live in steves brain. and that WOULD factor into her choices #that may affect him. yknow. like dating his ex. #its got nothing to do with how i feel about the stancy breakup (messy but if they TALKED could be worked through) #i also don't think they're compatible and have multiple reasons i simply don't vibe with the ship #but those aren't misinterpreted just ignored i guess

[probablyhuntersmom]

How not to fucking write the Your Makeup is Running trope:

How to write the Your Makeup is Running trope:

#blue eye samurai #ft. LoK salt #sorry but I'll always be mad about how Eska's arc could've gone so damn differently #I had been excited about the release of her design and VA but. betrayal. #anyway yeah her makeup smudged so that she could get laughed at by the audience *for being a girl with crazy emotions after a breakup* #laughed at for the absolute wrong reasons #while with Mizu it was for respectful cinematic effect. during moments where laughing would be the most unnatural reaction from the audienc #and set against the backdrop of the stage play narration: it was about themes like hate returning to taint pure love. thanks to betrayal #themes like how she has to decide whether or not to agree with people that she's a monster. or to reframe that perspective

[musubiki]

potential clarinette design?

(the girl lime dated for a short time during the timeskip to try and get over mochi. shes currently trying to get him to go out with her again)

#the cat witchs guild #the misc adventures of mochi and lime #tcwg #tmaomal #clarinette #art #ocs #original #beta #i know i want her to have short-ish hair #she actually is quite sweet personality wise #and a bit silly and light hearted #the happy type #but made the unfortunate mistake of not being born as mochi #and is actually a bit too persistant which annoys lime post breakup #he didnt think she was bad he just still loved mochi and thought it wasnt fair to her (was his original break-up reason) #and then she started being too persistant which was the official turn-off #tries to hate mochi but has a hard time because mochi is wonderful #clarinette to herself (so this is her huh....i hate her) #mochi: we have some leftover muffins...do you want them? #clarinette: (shit!! its delicious!!!! damn you mochi for being so nice!!!)

[yrsonpurpose]

LEO SUTER & FRIDA GUSTAVSSON as HARALD SIGURDSSON & FREYDIS ERIKSDOTTER VIKINGS: VALHALLA (2022-) | Season 2

#vikings valhalla #vikingsvalhallaedit #vikings: valhalla #vvedit #vikingsedit #valhallacentral #harald sigurdsson #freydis eriksdotter #leo suter #frida gustavsson #dailynetflix #tvedit #perioddramaedit #mine* #while i know their whole relationship was fictious im so mad we saw so little of them after the whole of season 1 akjgkd' #but i understand the reasons #and ill take the crumbs #leo was So good in the 'breakup' scene

[stizzysupremacy]

“It’s a romcom!”

their breakup has a body count, which is neither especially romantic nor particularly funny 🤷‍♀️

#man I hope certain people experience what it is to have friends whose breakup becomes everyone’s problem #let’s see if you still think they are cute together after they tear the whole group asunder with their drama #and make everyone miserable before getting back together #and then act like they did nothing wrong and invite you to their way-too-soon wedding where you have to grit your teeth and smile #knowing one of them will be crashing on your couch for a week after the inevitable divorce #if ppl choose to be optimistic and believe in their love and their ability to work things out #that’s great more power to you. just stfu to me when I point out red flags that worry and sadden me #I DIDNT ASK YOUR OPINION. I LEFT IT UNTAGGED FOR A REASON #(to be clear I do think the show is funny and has cute love stories. but definitely NOT because of the main couple. yikes)

[crossbackpoke-check]

Why I Am Not Coming In To Work Today [abridged], Jess Zimmerman

part one | part two

#me when everybody is posting the maple leafs sad narratives and i am furiously generating this like HOLD ONNNN HOLD ONNNNNNN #honestly i could've been SOOOO MEAN about this because i saw this poem & alexandra got the preview on the poetry blog #where i just reblogged the first half of this poem point blank with the tags #kyle dubas #toronto maple leafs #& got yelled at aksdaksf & it literally only didn't go on this blog bc i usually write more & then it was percolating & i looked up the poe #& it was only the FIRST PART i'd reblogged i didn't know there was more & then brain immediately went brrrrr ok time for an edit. #this is a long one lol & i also have no idea if it makes sense to anybody but me but because y'all know me i will always overexplain so!! #my reasoning for the reasons obvi kyle. that's a given i hope he's doing well i hope he & his family r good but man is not coming in to wor #the second edit took me a stupid amount of time bc i am nitpicky but also i learned how to do the layers & transparency from the claude edi #that actually y'all don't know about lmao but i lost my mind when i saw how perfectly those pictures align i was scrolling getty & was like #ok december i'm gonna do a headline one (in my brain with the november/june quote about choosing to die again) w/ maple leafs playoff odds #how they say at winter break you know who's gonna be in the playoffs & who'll win & they thought they had a shot but it's mitchie overlaid #the 2003-04 team who'd last won a playoff round with the atlantic division stats from dec for 22-23 & how long it's been & dec headlines #i wanted breakup/recent/never loved to be a recent trade acquisition somebody who bounced around & somebody else so i almost had simmer #brodie & zar but then i wanted to make murray for breakup at any time &i forgot zar & him were on the pens together &it hit me like a truc #bc there's a photo of the two of them EXACTLY the same so close it's scary of this one but them as pens so they had to be it & i did always #know never loved again was mitchie. sorry. also mitchie in the penalty box the last game but i couldn't find footage of it & this one works #no i could not find a photo of tyler bertuzzi fighting a leaf for a dog looked at me yes i tried. #i almost made the bunting photo jt but instead it's 'bunting a rat etc' anyway the one i really feel unhinged about is dead pets bc at firs #i was gonna make it the handshake line & look to see if the leafs had drafted anybody on the panthers (dead pet former draft pick) #& they had & it was carter verhaeghe & i couldn't get a good pic of matthews & verhaeghe but it's fine bc i thought about the mo/luke schen #narrative (in which they are a perfect d pair long lost) & schenn was drafted by the leafs & that line fits jut trust me. also how i feel #about the kniesy luminous line that one possessed me it had to be kniesy idk why. i almost put gussy as girls are too pretty though ALSO #did u like my joke. daylight SAVINGS time on the goalie. thank u. also my photo magic on the jt (me very poorly editing in him as an isle) #OK ALSO HOLD ONNNNN there is a part two but i have to wait for the Content i want it will come out as soon as [redacted] or sooner #if i get bad at waiting &everyone will pretend like it is always the way it will be once i have the photos i want. speaking of did the leaf #simply not take a team photo this year?? it Does Not Exist for me i have tried very hard to look for it also i'm excited for part 2 #one of them is named oh you're so unhinged for this one & the finished product is you're unhinged in ways you didn't even know u were sorry #liv in the replies

[ladyluscinia]

I am of course hugely fond of the crew bonding into a stronger community and embracing Izzy as one of them. Love that they are demonstrating their conflict resolution skills and mutual support, and love even more that they do the main foundational work in the absence of the captains - first during the breakup boat era with the trauma bonding and saving Izzy's life in direct defiance of Edward, and then resolving their divides and trust issues after chasing off Edward (and by extension Stede) in 2x04.

It is SO good to see them becoming a unified front who can push back against the bosses (especially since per comedy rules Stede & Edward are probably not going to stop being self-centered no matter how democratic the ship gets 😆).

But I will say it's still very funny when people give them credit for overcoming their strong negative feelings for Izzy, because like...

I don't think those were really a factor, guys 🤣🤣🤣

The show has thrown a bit of a complication into my theory of socially acceptable mutiny in S2 (which I will probably look at more once the season wraps up), but that's mostly because the rules of "how piracy functions" are not a priority for canon to establish. I'm threading together jokes into a watsonian social system because that's fun for me. 🤷‍♀️ So even though my particular explanation is going to have to adapt, the underlying joke still rings true - the mutiny against Izzy is a disproportionately violent response to what he's doing.

Or to put it another way... Yeah, they try to murder him because they don't want to work for him (or, as several of them say, for Black Pete 😆), but it's not really anything personal. Just business.

Meaning that once he's removed from captaincy, he's back to just being a coworker who's kind of a dick. They're not friends leaving S1, but they probably don't hate him?

(Also like the Navy Plot is a lot of things but it was not a reckless endangering of the crew.)

Plus in Izzy's mind, the vast majority of his side of the conflict in S1 is rooted in either 1) Edward leaving him in an ambiguous position of non-authority by refraining from acting as Captain of the ship despite the fact everyone thinks Edward has captured them until 1x07 at least, or 2) Izzy's fairly reasonable belief that all of these guys are going to die when Stede does and are particularly stupid prisoners, not fellow crew.

Both of those problems resolve completely by 1x10. Which in retrospect probably explains a lot of the apparent Izzy-crew relationship shift between S1 and S2 for anyone still not quite clicking on that front.

(Seriously, if you like Izzy in S2 but don't get what changed from S1, try watching S1 again with the things they've made canon about his personality in mind - being in love with Edward, etc. There was a coherent subtext and it's very fun to watch.)

It's really not surprising at all that lingering animosity with Izzy isn't a problem after his short lived time in charge 🤷‍♀️ or that he gets folded into the union. After everything they've been through with Edward they feel he's not on Management's side, and he does advocate for the crew once they are, you know, actually crew.

#our flag means death #izzy hands ofmd #ofmd meta #breakup boat #oluwande boodhari ofmd #frenchie ofmd #lucius is like the only guy who probably does dislike izzy for personal reasons in s1 (harshing his cushy job vibe) #and he wins their spat in 1x05 and then has way too many of his own issues in s2 to bring something like that back up #ofmd s2 #ofmd s2 spoilers #ofmd 2x04 #ofmd 2x05 #ladyluscinia

[a-beautiful-fool]

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#i just feel so fucking lonely right now #like i’m going through a best friend breakup #my sibling never talk to me and they all kinda do their own things and i’m the odd one out #i literally only have friends on this app #but like. i don’t really have anything to show for #and maybe i am unlikeable and the only reason people on this app follow me is because of false perceptions of me #and like. literally everyone i know is in love #like i just feel so lonely sometimes

[vamph00n]

♰Kimdracula♰

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ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ╰┈─➤ in which hoon is very sad about your breakup, but handles it in his own unhealthy way

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ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ╰┈─➤ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ“Kimdracula” by Deftones is now playing~

smut tags under the cut

consume what you can handle

smut tags: masturbation, cum, panty stealing, painful masturbation, edging, crying etc

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he swore to everyone, his friends, his mom. fuck, he knew how pathetic it was, how pathetic he was.

he swore he was over you.

sunghoon isn’t the type to be so torn, so reactive, but he swears to god that you had put some sort of spell on him. every single time he thinks about you, no matter bad or good it only ever produces one outcome.

hard.

he fucking hates it, cause yeah, you guys are technically broken up, but he can’t help it.

he lays in bed, like many nights before he’s thinking of you. he’s trying, really trying. the smell of your hair was faint on his sheets, and he inhaled deeply. taking in the remnants of what was left and what he so stupidly let go. god forbid he wash these sheets, because why would he? they smelt like home and he didn’t want to lose that, because he already lost the most important thing to him.

he fucking missed you. your warmth, your touch, you. all the pent-up emotions rushed through his body and into his cock. slowly, his hand made its way a top of the bulge, and he palmed himself as small gasps escaped his mouth. the feeling of fabric and his hand didn’t compare. he felt miserable without proper friction, and it was so shameful to be this worked up about you when things had ended.

his hand grabs harshly at his length, all stiff for what? you? you weren’t even there and it’s like he was insane. he felt angry at himself. he should be sad, not fucking horny. sunghoon doesn’t know what to do; to cry, or to jerk off. he imagines he must look so desperate, thrusting up against his palm even if his heart aches with sadness. all he can think of is you, he knows it’s disgusting. that when he thinks of you even if he’s sad; his stupid dick reacts.

he wants to pull it out and fuck up into his fist even if he knows it’s not as good as the real thing, but he can’t bring himself to. at least he tries. the way he palms himself is almost as painful as it is pleasurable. too bad his desires fuel him just as much as your love did, he feels it overtake his senses. fuck, he slides a hand down the waistband of his pants and grabs at the girth. he feels the heat pulse through, and his need to be satiated pulled him in. he hated it.

rolling down the top of his pants, his hard length stood straight looking back at him. his hand grabs at it, and he inspects how the tip is already dripping with precum. he scoffs under his breath, and he lets out a long exhale. if you saw him in this state, you’d laugh in his face.

still, he thrusts into his fist. his slick lubricating it allowing movement. oh, how he wished it was your hand or your cunt. Pumping into his fist he sees the red angry head of his cock glistening with arousal. thoughts of his ex-lover flood his brain as he speeds up his pace. his legs are shaking from rutting his of his hips, and his hand is wet with the juices he secreted. so many pictures of you flew past in his memories as he tried to remember how you looked beneath him. it scared him, that he couldn’t remember. has it been that long? his breath is labored, and his lip quivers. your name leaves his mouth in sorrowful symphonies.

his orgasm bubbles so deliciously as his hand is now doing all the work, with two pumps he feels it rise— then he stops. his body jolts, and dissatisfied moans escape his throat, this is what he does. he fucking ruins it for himself all the time.

just like he ruined is last relationship.

sunghoon gets up from his bed and grabs it from his nightstand. a pair of pretty lace panties. it was his damn kryptonite, the material was already stained with his own from many nights before. he refused to wash it even though he should’ve. but you, its original owner had to have left something on it, although it’s all probably masked by the hardened cum.

he really tried to stop using it, and tried to make that promise to himself. getting rid of these used and abused panties would’ve been the first step of him breaking things off. he doesn’t want to let go. not yet.

still, the fabric is now far too rough to wrap around his dick, of course at the fault of his own. so he lays the underwear out on his bed, and he wraps his long slender fingers around his girth pumping back into in fist, chasing what he lost.

he’s sensitive, and could burst any second. though he wants to drag this experience out, to him it’s the only way he can reunite with you. this is how he relives the heartbreak. it’s his catharsis.

standing over the bed with the tiny lace in front of him, he’s fucking losing it. in times like this, which happens so often in the night; is when he breaks.

with red eyes, hot salty tears burn his cheek as he moans, and it’s all a painful sight. the hurt he feels from losing you, and the hurt his cock feels from using it to its limit. all of the heat pools, and his tip is now pulsing, and more sensitive. the veins are prominent, and his body is screaming for a release. sweat collected on his forehead, and the tears fell faster. he can’t tell if it’s from the pain of edging for so long or the ache in his heart.

with merely two pumps, his release spews. white ropes shoot out onto the panties and past them onto his sheets. it’s painful, overwhelming, and what he subjected himself to. his high cascades down slowly, to the point where his body trembles along. he sobs with each twitch in is cock, and the pleasure starts to leave him alone with his mere emotions of misery.

sunghoon flops onto the bed, disregarding the messy situation. it took so much out of him, but he was so pitiful. with no one there to hold him, he wrapped his arms around himself, snaking around them to pat his own shoulders. oh how he wanted to feel the warmth of a body, how he wished they were yours.

your love had left him like this, obsessed, and so unable to move on. he had lamented for so long.

maybe…

he’ll give you a call to beg for another chance.

copyright: vamph00n 2024

#enhypen #enhypen hard thoughts #enhypen smut #boost #enha #sunghoon #sunghoon hard thoughts #sunghoon x reader #solo hoon #loser hoon #pathetic loser #loser #breakup #fanfic #enha imagines #toxic #sad #please boost #for some reason the spotify link for the song isn’t working :(

[itwoodbeprefect]

girl HELP absolutely everything is going exactly right on the high school lesbians obsessed with space show and there are still FOUR more episodes to go

#looks like there are some oh-no-foreign-exchange-plans-may-make-us-part woes ahead but. probably not four episodes worth #(also yes i AM saying everything is going right while ton is getting hit by charoen bc i think (with much love) that it's good for him) #(of course i don't think mawin getting stood up is what he deserves. but i DO think mawin ending up with ton during the meteor shower....) #(well it SHOULD be foreshadowing is all i'm saying. and so far i have no reason to believe this show would waste that) #* #23.5 degrees #anyway. this is just how the pacing of these gmmtv shows works #< things i tell myself while hoping we can avoid the inevitable main couple breakup arc