Migrating from Reddit after the API fiasco. Seems like I’ve missed out on a lot not being on Tumblr but I’m already liking the culture here way more. Why didn’t I do this sooner? Also here’s a picture of my cat.
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I'm all about the music, yeah.
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I've determined that my relationship to groups of straight men is I'm like a cute little monkey that can do tricks for them (ex. at a party at uni one time one of the guys brought like a 5kg(?) dumbbell from his room and had me try n lift it with my tiny E-based spaghetti arms, and when I labourously managed to they all cheered), or like- when I wanna say smth, they'll shush their other lads like "yo, shut up, the monkey's gonna talk! I wanna hear what it has to say!", like they don't sexualise me (cause issa monkey) but they're still endeared to me (cause is tiny and cute)
like you know those capuchin monkeys that people put in little outfits, that's what lads see when they look at me
it's giving freak show (affectionate) a little bit, but I think straight men not being interested in me while still being nice to me is possibly the best nonbinary deal I coulda gotten out of this
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You know how some kids say stuff that freak out their parents like “the man in the corner doesn’t like that” and there’s no one there
or how most kids just stand in the doorway of a room at night for no reason besides waiting for their parents to wake up so they can ask a question but it can be really creepy and freak the parents out
That kind of thing but mostly the second one because I think that’s more common in kids
(previous ask for context)
Alright i totally understand now. That'd be Moja, no doubt!
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Can Dream keep his status as the undisputed king of Parkour Warrior?
As promised, with Dream's newfound vigor for beating the Parkour Warrior record, an updated analysis of his best possible time given the splits shown on his most recent (11/3/23) stream!
With new course run optimizations courtesy of fruitberries and SandwichLord, Dream has improved on his previous time massively, cutting his optimized best time down nearly 30 seconds from the last time I did this. In fact, though he posited it may be possible to get a 4:20.00 last year, he's absolutely blown that prediction (and the optimized time in my previous analysis) out of the water this fall. If he manages to match this optimized time, he'll be cutting down another 22.49 seconds from his current time, which is not only an insane merit on his own, but also more than 4 seconds under the time that SandwichLord has put forward as the world record.
More details under the cut!
For those curious, this is the side-by-side, as well as the differences from the last analysis I did (from his May 29, 2022 stream) to this most recent one!
As we can see, he's improved, even if slightly, on every single level of the course. Additionally, it's an interesting trend to see that he's made the most progress/cuts on the latter half of the course, most dramatically level 5-3, The Wall Clinger, where he cut on ladder climbing time, as well as level 8-2, The Chain Pipes.
Also of note are the improvements in time on 5-1 (The Fish Bones) and 6-3 (The Bending Barrys), both sections where Dream has identified massive time sinks in the past!
As a note: the change in "One-Run Bests" just means the difference between his previous long-standing best time and the record he just set this evening.
And for those who are really interested in the raw data, here is a screenshot of the raw data taken straight from his stream and processed minimally :)
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Hello! Thank you for applying for teacher's position for Amity park's Casper high!
We have a very close knit little place here. So there are rules to follow! We will go on the rules of the workplace in the next email!
As you will be moving here. There is well a set of very very recommended set of rules. I mean you won't get arrested but please do follow them.
You see you will be living in vermillion row. And we have set you up in a little flat .
Anyways , make sure to print the following rules out. Or save it. Just anyhow. Make sure to memorize it.
Rule 1.
Fentons seem to be are a very nice family. Don't mind the screams of terror from the basement. They like us have many skeletons in their closet. It's rude to go looking.
Rule 2.
No matter what you do. Don't go out after dark. There are things that go bumping in the night. They like the dark better.
Rule 3
After dark don't open your doors. Keep your windows locked. As we said there are things out there. And they will take in any invitation to get in.
Don't listen. They will try every trick in the book.
Rule 4
When the sky turns a green shade please make your way to the nearest shelter. Most big buildings and residential properties have a shield built around them.
The biggest shields include:
The Amity park mall
The Fentonworks
Casper high school
Please stay till the sky turns back to normal
Rule 5
If you hear destruction or static. Please go to sheltered areas mentioned in rule 4. But as long as the sounds of destruction and static are far away, you are free to continue on your day.
Rule 6.
The dead don't stay dead. So make sure to bury any animals people you've killed. It is also in good faith to bury a corpse in the open. Don't call the cops. They can't do much.
Rule 7.
If you see a disconnected shadow. Please leave the area as soon as possible and enter a place with a shield or a highly populated area. But if you are unable to do so run towards it. It is not guaranteed but this will increase your chances.
Rule 8.
Although it is not necessary. Please make an offering to phantom. We literally don't appreciate him enough
Rule 9.
Please keep any important items and documents In a bag or a folder. Not a box.
Rule 10.
If you see people that are clearly not human, please ignore them. The ones that you can differentiate are either the weaker or older ones. Either way it's not a good idea to let them know you can see them.
Rule 11.
If you notice any technology glow slightly green or produce an eerie humming noise. Dispose or give it to the fentons immediately.
Rule 12.
Don't light fires near the local fast food chain.
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so harry is staying on the second floor of grimmauld, and he hears all the adults go upstairs to bed. and he’d probably have mentioned it if remus’s room was right next to him because he talks a lot about the layout and also sleeping nextdoor to your teacher is a funny thing at 15.
but on the third floor is fred & george, arthur & molly, AND the master bedroom with buckbeak. which given the layout of the other floors is already a lot. there’s also bill and other order members who seem to occasionally sleep over.
and on the fourth floor are just regulus and sirius’s rooms, and regulus’s room is untouched.
but idk sirius had those posters of muggle girls on his wall, so they were probably just sharing a bed as bros. as one does!
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