"That was hysterical. Your masculinity is so fragile that MY nail polish upsets you? That's why I wear it all the time now."
- Neil "not a therapist" Newbon
[Ghost comes home to a nervous R/n sitting on the couch, she sees him and awkwardly gestures for him to sit down]
Ghost: Is there something wrong?
R/n, hesitant: Um, yes, kind? Look, I just don’t want ya to get mad, okay? I did something...something you probably won’t like.
[Ghost’s mind starts racing at all kinds of scenarios of what would classify as a “bad thing”? and came to the stomach churning thought that his wife had cheated and mentally braced himself for her confession. R/n nervously grabs a a Tablet from the table and shows it to Ghost.....]
Ghost, stares at the dark screen very very confused: What....What is this?
R/n: That is a sound-stream of ya snoring for ten minutes, I posted it as a joke about sleeping next to a human lawnmower... And it just sorta spiraled from there!
Ghost, Not quite sure how to react to this and is flabbergasted at the views: Forty-thousand people actually sat in to listen to me snore for ten minutes?
R/n, looks down at the screen in shock: Wait, forty-thousand??? it was only 200 the last I checked!
[The tablet suddenly ping telling them the video just went past fifty-thousand views and still rising, that’s how Ghost’s snoring became a viral sensation for couple weeks.]