#sam/zero

[ew-selfish-art]

DPx DC AU: Danny learns that he can change his summoning ritual and decides to go chaos mode with it i.e. A viral tiktok trend.

Danny ascends the throne and it's honestly pretty alright as far as new jobs go. He states a few opinions, makes sure no one goes to war and is slowly integrating a community service sentence to Walker's prison. It's not a bad gig, and considering the troves of gold he's now owner of, it doesn't pay too shabby either.

His main problem with the job isn't even his constituents (he likes to think they would vote for him over pariah), it's all these loony death cults! They keep summoning him with Pariah's old cold sign and it's driving him insane- After a very unhelpful smirk by CW, a long study session in GW's library and some help from Ember (she knows drama like no one else) Danny finally has a new summoning ritual.

Of course he swapped out the blood and bone for like, sour gummies and random shit he had in his backpack at the time. A TI-84. And yes, the Latin chant is that one super-fast bit of Rap God preformed to a BTS dance at speed.

But rather than keep this to himself, he gets Sam (who has a thriving plant and protest community following) to record her completing this ritual and Danny being summoned. Why? Cause it was a very specific to Sam skill that they didn't know if people could replicate and it gives Danny some plausible deniability that he tried to make it difficult when CW asks.

Posting it makes it very quickly go viral as people attempt to call it fraudulent but sure enough, Danny is now traveling the world at a moments notice.

Which is great cause it's summer and he's bored in Amity anyway (He's going to change it before he starts university in September, duh), and its even better because the second a lame ass death cult brings him forward to, like, destroy the planet, a slumber party or influencer has already summoned him away. Shit, he even met a few celebrities this way! Plus, turns out that most death cultists aren't able to rap!

Reality hit him pretty hard when he got summoned to an office space that is clearly a base of operations and the summoning spell locked him in. Literally, he has no idea how to get out of this binding spell- Danny definitely hadn't realized that was an option. Taking in the Justice League members in front of him, plus one trench coated menace, Danny groaned for a moment before thinking to ask:

"Wait- Which one of you was able to do Rap God? And the dance? Please tell me someone thought to film that!!"

#dcxdp #dpxdc #danny phantom #dc x dp #dp x dc #dc crossover #dp crossover #summoning au #ghost king danny au #Danny: Fine instead of waiting to be summoned at random ill just be summoned all the time everywhere #Danny: I will go zero to one hundred because fuck it we ball #Sam is very talented in this and i will not explain #pick ur fave hero for the performance lmao but you lose points if you pick a side kick/ younger hero #also thinking about this as the john constantine method like going from a whole soul to sooo many pieces #Danny denies starting the viral trend when they interrogate him but he doesnt deny preferring this to boredom

[anonymousmink]

There’s a reason they call him Bucky with the Good Hair ™

Reblogs are loved but please don’t repost!

#cap quartet #Bucky Barnes #Steve Rogers #natasha romanov #Sam Wilson #bucky with the good hair #Brooklyn 99 #mink draws #mink post #Products of Insomnia #Zero Effort we die like men.

[runraerun]

*noisily pulls up a chair* 🪑 do you guys ever think about what HunterCorp!Dean thought of Cas? Like he was already clearly of jealous of Dean Prime, with his cool shirts and rugged trauma, so he must have been like, ‘what! you have a hot angel sidekick too?! Lucky!’

And Dean would have just floundered and gruffly tried to shut him down like, ‘what’re you even talking about? Cas—hot…?’ *manly, sputtering deflection*

And then HunterCorp!Dean would be like, ‘oh?👀 so you’re not together then? Interesting. Very interesting…’ *slicks back his already over-slicked hair* *huffs into palm to check if breath stinks* *readies himself to make his move*

And then Dean would have internally combusted, obviously. because now he has to explain to his very queer alternate self to cool his jets and step away from his not-boyfriend because…. Because…. Well just to back the hell off okay that’s why!!! >:/

Both Sam’s just -_-; -_-; *deep sigh*

#Sam: we gotta go kill god rn Dean we don’t have time for bi panic #Dean being confronted with his queerness really speaks to me #like maybe if he had been raised with a little more of his needs met maybe the top of his pyramid could have been explored more #y’know #so then when spoiled Hunter corp Dean waltzed in #who was imo played as an openly queer character #Dean really got to see a mirror of himself #like a what if version #the show spends like ZERO time exploring this #but I still find the whole idea interesting #Dean Winchester #Hunter corp Dean #Destiel #castiel #Dadstiel #supernatural #spn #destiel au #Destiel headcanon

[jaegervega]

Schism by TOOL

I have feelings ok

#supernatural #sam winchester #dean winchester #samdean #wincest #spn art #my art #I keep wanting to draw more but I have zero ideas so I’m just #drawing shit inspired by my playlist

[whimlost]

May or not be based off of real lagomorph behavior

#Like my rabbit is just constantly sitting like that. Zero shame surrounded by her own poop. #sam and max #freelance husbands #my art

[scatmaan]

they basically adopted each other

#mass effect #me2 #me3 #subject zero #mshep #sam shepard #my art #more silly doodles #shep might not have any bio family #but he has jack #ik jack gives that tat in her romance #but i like to think theyre so close she gave it to him anyways #i have multiple friendship tattoos so its plausible

[statementlives]

y'all. canaries should stay above ground. and sam, our narrative canary, fell through the floor. he ignored the warnings, went to a dangerous place, and ended up below ground. he's literally doomed ://

#i'm so scared for him #hate that i got so quickly attached to the dude with zero self preservation skills #again #samama khalid #the magnus protocol #tmagp #ep 10 saturday night #sam khalid #the magnus protocol spoilers #tmagp spoilers #how long do i tag spoilers idk #mine

[collinnmckinley]

Sam "Zero" Fisher in Rainbow Six Siege: Year 9 Cinematic Trailer (×)

#r6s #rainbow six siege #sam fisher #zero #sam zero fisher #deimos #r6sjay #r6sedit #edits* #gifs* #creatormari #biafrnc #gamingedit #dailygaming #videogamemen #he KNOWS he's good looking #he absolutely knows :^) #MUM! YOUR DAUGHTER IS GETTING MARRIED #scheduled post

[pix3lplays]

Heloo, I have an idea

Or thoughts

How's your robot beloved (beloveds?) would hold you?

[Skitters away Godspeed]

- 🐜 (antnon-)

🐜 antnon! I love that. And your idea too…I have many robot beloveds so…have a few, from a variety of fandoms…

Robots my beloved…

-Various fandom robots and how they hold you-

Screwllum: A Proper gentleman robot~he’s not going to get super cuddly with you, but especially in public. He’s never been much for showing love through literal touch, but…with a human partner…he does appreciate that you might need some physical affection.

It’s subtle with Screwllum. The two of you sitting close together, your leg touching his, either your hand on his thigh, or his hand on yours. It’s elegant…refined, and tasteful. Enough for anyone to be able to tell the two of you are together.

Sometimes you want more though. He wishes he could understand your desire for physical affection, especially when he’s involved. You really want to sit on his lap? He’s a robot. He’s not soft or comfortable and yet…if you manage to get some time alone with him you can sit on his lap for a bit.

And yeah. He’s not very comfortable. But you make it work. Just drape yourself over his lap and hope for the best.

Svarog: He’s comfortable touching humans he trusts, and if you’re his? He’s got enough experience to know that physical affection is a good way to show he cares about his favorite humans.

For a while, the physical affection is pretty situational. He tends to touch you when he’s feeling protective of you. A hand on your hip, or on your lower back. Kinda shocking the first time you experienced Svarog’s (overly) protective side. You were just dealing with someone who was sorta upset at you, and apparently them raising their voice at you triggered Svarog’s protective instincts.

You’re so used to him, you hardly even noticed the robot’s presence, until the person you were talking to suddenly shut up, and you felt a large, robotic hand on your shoulder. He doesn’t even have to say anything and they’re leaving. The overprotectiveness IS a bit annoying but…given what you know about Clara you can’t blame him for being overprotective with his humans.

Also!! Something cool about Svarog…he’ll let you sit on his shoulder if you promise to exercise caution. It’s…a lot higher up than you were initially expecting…kinda scary…but very fun.

Sam: I made a whole post about this but…it takes a while for him to figure out how to be gentle with you. He’s REALLY strong, and can’t really feel pressure, so he doesn’t notice if he’s hurting you unless you say something, or yelp in pain. He gets used to it eventually, and you get carried around bridal style by the warrior, EVERYWHERE. Or if you don’t feel like being carried, but your bodyguard still wants his hands on you…he’ll have one hand on your hip, and his other hand holding yours.

He would never say it, but he does love it when you’re the one who initiates physical affection with him.

This typically happens when you’re feeling cold and want to warm up against your physically warm robot.

He kinda just, sits and manspreads so you can sit comfortably between his legs and lean up against his chest.

Cozy~

Epsilon (Pluto): A robot with a much better understanding of interacting with humans than most of my robot beloveds…

Given that he’s raising small human children, you’re not surprised he’s good at simple acts of physical affection.

Hugs and handholding are something he’s pretty good at, though…on much smaller people. He has to get used to hugging you, and holding your hand, though he adjusts pretty quickly. But hugs are brief, and handholding is distant enough…when you do want to cuddle for real he’s a little stiff and awkward. He’s sitting, and you sit next to him, and take his hand and lean your head on his shoulder…

He’s not necessarily uncomfortable, because it’s you, but you can tell he’s a bit nervous. Go easy on him and take it slow. He’ll get used to cuddling you, it’s just…different when it’s his human lover.

Eventually it gets to the point where you can cuddle comfortably on his chest, but a personal favorite of yours is sitting on the back of a couch, him sitting between your legs so you can comfortably rub his shoulders, or play with his hair. It’s a shame he can’t actually enjoy the sensations that come from you touching him, but just being close to you, and knowing what the gestures are supposed to mean are enough to him.

But yeah the most he’ll do for you in public is handholding and hugs. Occasionally he’ll stand close enough for your arms to brush, it’s nice. His hands are nice, too. So incredibly powerful, and yet he was always so gentle with you, and with his children.

Billy Kid (Zenless Zone Zero): OK OK he’s a CYBORG I KNOW but lemme have this~

Despite how physically affectionate he would LIKE to be, he’s not very good at it…he doesn’t know his own strength, and he tends to not pay attention…so you’ll move to hold his hand or lean against him, and he’ll spin around really fast because oh it’s his favorite person! And he ends up bonking you because he spun around too fast, not paying attention to how close you are to him…he always feels so bad when he accidentally hurts you…just tell him what he needs to do to hold you properly and he’ll do his best…in certain combat situations though, sometimes he just has to pick you up and RUN.

But yeah, just…be aware when you’re cuddling Billy and you’ll be totally fine! Maybe.

#honkai star rail #honkai star rail x reader #hsr Sam x reader #honkai star rail Sam x reader #Screwllum #Screwllum x reader #hsr Screwllum x reader #honkai star rail Screwllum x reader #Svarog #Svarog x reader #hsr Svarog x reader #honkai star rail Svarog x reader #pluto epsilon x reader #Epsilon x reader #Billy Kid x reader #zzz Billy Kid x reader #zenless zone zero billy kid x reader

[starstruckodysseys]

wow i love zero escape i mean game changer

#and if i said brennan is the junpei to sam’s akane #crazy that you can just say things on the internet and no one can stop you #dropout #dropout tv #game changer #zero escape #who is this post for? it’s for me. i’m the middle of the venn diagram here

[thelvadams]

Sam Fisher in RAINBOW SIX SIEGE: YEAR 9

#rainbow six siege #splinter cell #gamingedit #r6sedit #splintercelledit #sam fisher #zero #deimos #r6s #thelvadams.gifs #sam by beloved

[twiggyrogue]

If it wasn't for the TMAGP ARG snippets I probably wouldn't be as obsessed about Sam but oh my goddd with what tiny we know about him I'm not over it. He's got a canon birthday (!!! He's 33 at the start of the show! It's p cool to know that tbh!) so we know when the Institute burned down, he was 9 year old. So at nine, maximum, he went through the Institute's child experiment. That's age he went through potentially a version of the Milgrim experiment! Mr. Spider whom, this child might have actively tortured someone because he was told to?? And that's probably the terrible event that was brought up in the interview but maybe it wasn't! Maybe it's something worse!! Oh no!!!

The guy scored the highest in empathy in the entire test group at 98% and now his job is experiencing other people's horrors like of course he can't help but look into them, of course he can't help but internalize them when Alice has warned him of what can happen, I'm so worried about this man!!!

#samama khalid #tmagp spoilers #tmagp arg #tbh i dont know how to handle the info we got from the ARG bc i still see them as spoilers for the podcast to those just listening? #so i just tag spoilers #also dont think im forgetting connor dyer but theres still a non zero chance that isnt Alice's dead bame #and i just cannot get a read on her yet weather her not knowing abt the institute is real #or just another way to protect herself #but yeah sam... almost know doubts he's marked already if that still happens in this universe #and for what end... another archavist...? or something new..... oh no....... #also he's just nice and needs to get back on his feet; what happened recently to make him so desperate for a job? :( #i could care less about potentially gay computers give me more of these new guys pls

[ecoamerica]

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#ACLA24 #ACLA24Leaders #youtube #youtube video #climate leaders #climate solutions #climate action #climate and environment #climate #climate change #climate and health #climate blog #climate justice #climate news #weather and climate #environmental news #environment #environmental awareness #environment and health #environmental #environmental issues #environmental justice #environment protection #environmental health #Youtube

[dextraicarus1994]

Sam Fisher and Marcus Holloway from Captain Laserhawk are ready to fight against Eden.💚🖤👊👊👊

Man, this was the most complex fanart I have ever done, a lot of details (the backgrounds are screenshots from promotional images from the series, but to accommodate was a challenge) and both characters took more layers than ever (the colors especially). Hope you like it.🥺🌹🌹Sharing love to this two characters.🥺🥺🥺💞💞💞💞

#splinter cell #splintercell #videogames #sam fisher #splintercellsamfisher #fanart #r6s zero #r6 zero #digitalart #digital art #captain laserhawk #captain laserhawk a blood dragon remix #captain laserhawk spoilers #captain laserhawk au #clhsamfisher #clh au #clh marcus holloway #watchdogs #r6zero #sam zero fisher #rainbow six fanart #rainbow six siege #zero rainbow six siege #ubisoft #sam fisher x marcus holloway #marcus holloway clh #captain laserhawk marcus holloway #marcus holloway #clh #wer6community

[sampegger]

omg hello everyone. now that i have people following me i would like to also let u all know that i DID in fact document my entire experience as someone watching the cw's supernatural in 2023 by briefly writing my thoughts in my notes app after every single episode in real time. PLEASE ask me to post my real time reaction to any episode and i will very gladly oblige. i have nothing else to do with them please they must go somewhere

#please it's such a long document it has to mean something to someone #i have no proof that i have not edited any of them since when i first wrote them but i swear to you they are untouched #you can watch me become a samgirl in real time #and also lose any faith i had in this show #i came into this with zero spoilers when i started this i had no idea i was documenting myself losing all hope #all of the episodes have about a paragraph except for ones that i just could not bring myself to care that much about #please i need to share these with the world #supernatural #spn #sam winchester #also ama i would LOVE to share anything you wish to know #as a victim of cw's supernatural in the year 2023

[l3r40l]

Training with a Legend

#r6s #r6s solis #solis #ana valentina diaz #r6s zero #zero #sam fisher #rainbow 6 siege #rainbow six siege

[wacky-theater-kids]

Woah huh ME? Posting art on tumblr? More likely than you’d think. Anyway I love their dynamic

#castor is my favorite now sorry Pollux #ive given zero indication of being a sams/laes fan on this blog yet here I am #lunar and earth show #sun and moon show #laes castor #sams lunar #tsams lunar #my art #wacky art