#says who fool

[wasabi-gumdrop]

Kabru has a secret admirer in the castle!

#running from my responsibilities (drawing armour) by imagining post canon Kabru fashion #minor spoilers in the tags! #royal advisor Kabru’s office is probably overflowing with gifts from foreign dignitaries eyeing him up for marriage #and sacks of perfumed letters from Melini citizens #Marcille would be so sick of it #Laios also has his fair share of proposals #Yaad is like … boys spare us all and pick a suitable candidate already #well Yaad there’s a saying that goes two birds one stone #anyway lol #someone might have suggested to Laios ‘hey Kabru works so hard. you should show your appreciation.’ #Laios (blushing sweating): uuuh how do i do that #Marcille probably: i hear it’s customary to give your royal advisor flowers the same colour as their beautiful blue eyes #Laios: well if you say so #but he starts having second thoughts bcs what if the gift is too romantic #so then Laios is like oh i know i just won’t sign it (: #fool proof plan Laios good job #totally not taking into account that Kabru can recognize his penmanship at a first glance #so at their next meeting Kabru is like ‘i wonder who my secret admirer in the castle is 😉’ #and Laios sweats so hard he falls out of his throne #doesn’t Kabru of Melini have a nice ring to it #better yet …. Kabru Touden #much to consider #dungeon meshi #dungeon meshi spoilers #kabru #kabru of utaya #labru #if you squint #wasabi doodles

[paponela]

how long do you think he took to figure it out

#bumbleby #jaune arc #yang xiao long #rwby #rwby spoilers #who else saw him saying feels like i've waited forever and thought oh so you suddenly developed a gaydar!!!! #this man is not fooling me he did not know #also if you were waiting for the divorce comic and got jaune instead i am so sorry i have no excuses l #no winners in this situation except for me lol #my art #my stuff

[soapyakships]

i love the new april fools shuffle unit: team eldritch horrors

#project sekai #prosekai #prjsk #prsk #haruka kiritani #rui kamishiro #akito shinonome #my art #my fave april fools unit of the year #they look so cool #however it is so disappointing for me to say there there is not a single niigo member in this team #THERE SHOULDVE BEEN #but whats worse is that 3/4 are of them are men... #who have i become.... #but yea i also like mnr toya and tsks team they are so cute

[introspectivememories]

mister lewis hamilton, sir, how are you gonna go on live television and talk about about how your karting days were the best times of your career and still never say nico's name? not once but multiple times??? oh you mean the karting your did with your childhood best friend nico rosberg? that karting? the karting where you met him? the karting where your families became friends? the karting where you spent months in italy together? the pizza eating contests and torn up hotel rooms? the frosties? the unicycling? that karting???? "i'm over the divorce," says man who is soo not over the divorce.

#he's sooo not over it #say what you want about him but at least nico can talk about it #the lengths lewis goes to avoid nico's name is genuinely sooo funny #babe who are you fooling? you can't even say his name #you ran away during that interview in spain #he was still speaking!!! and you heard one conversation ender and bounced #lewis hamilton sir you are soo funny #can the both of you go to couples counseling so the rest of us don't have to take psychic damage every time you two interact? #lewis hamilton #nico rosberg #brocedes #f1 #ok obligatory disclaimer for the anon: i do not think that lewis' fond memories of karting come solely from doing it with nico #i do think that he enjoyed it for reasons outside of being friends with nico (bonding with his dad/smth he enjoyed/etc) #but this is a brocedes post. i am going to make it about brocedes. hope this helps

[beatcroc]

there's no way the bathroom at peppino's pizza is actually that big but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ . hey ummm anyway.... i care them...... anyway there's a lil ramble on my take on fake pep's like psyche or whatever in tags on the og post if ur into that kinda thing :y

hey! it's a series! fake peppino world tour: [noise] [noisette] [peppino]<- u are here [gustavo] [gerome] [noisette again]

#ramble after realtags yeag. shoutout to serrangelic btw suggesting the silhouettes thing bc i would have Died otherwise #pizza tower #peppino spaghetti #fake peppino #gustavo and brick #arting #pizzaposting #so anyway i think fake peppino has like. a general awareness that he is supposed to Be Peppino and that he was Made to do that #and likewise he does generally try to...do that. the thing he does NOT realize is hes like really goddamn bad at it #not to be mean but like...c'mon. they are pretty distinctly different kinds of guys even beyond the physiology yknow. #he's neither on-brand nor fooling anyone dsjdsjjkgfsd. BUT! #since the rest of the cast generally likes him [at least as I play it] he thinks hes doing just fine #he's like 'oh they r happy with me so i must be getting a good grade in being peppino :)' #so getting told that 'yeah you actually really suck at that but that was never the reason people liked you' #and told that by og model peppino no less--yknow THE guy he's supposed to be living up to #who's already a bit intimidating for that and who ALSO totally wrecked him TWICE in the tower #making him acutely familiar with just how formidable the guy is and how much there IS to live up to.... #it's a Moment for sure. not really a sad or hurt one though. just... contemplative. #thinking abt people liking him for being the guy he's already naturally been being even though that guy is Not Peppino #i don't think he's gonna be super broken up about realizing he has a bad grade in peppino given everything else hes got now #nor do i really think he cares enough to go like reinvent himself or whatever after the fact #he seems to b pretty clearly having fun with it already so i think he just keeps doing that #and in some cases he still has the pre-installed peppino traits/instincts like to cooka da pizza. and that's fine #is this projection. yes. but if youve been following me awhile you know most of my character writing is ghdhfdgf #gonna kinda expand on all this in the gerome one which is...one after next. itll be a bit but man. #anyway peppino will never admit to anyone and especially not himself that he's gotten a little attached to the guy. hee hoo #pep tends to be kinda surly but he certainly has his ways of showing he cares. all of which are on display here #''that thing is not my son'' says man currently watching thing's antics with the 'bemused dad' arms crossed pose. yeah ok buddy. #gus is totally onto him already but hes not gonna say anything. #if u read all this ur prize is not having to go decode fp's rot13. his lines are ''meant to be you...?'' and ''wrong question.''

[aq2003]

like the important thing you must keep in mind about ten when you see him do literally anything is that he's soooooooooo so so so bad at actually isolating himself from other people. so TERMINALLY bad at it. he thinks to himself "i don't need human connection because everything i do causes pain and destruction to those around me :(" but then he experiences a crumb of human connection and his heart starts to spill out of his chest

#tenth doctor #dr who #doctor who #yeah i say heart singular cuz he said 'i suppose they break my heart' in the next doctor and i have perma brain damage over it #btw. this is why him and martha in the first half of series 3 are Like That. he trusts her deeply but he also doesn't want to form #another deep emotional connection bc look what happened with rose! right! i think partially the reason why he #has his moments of opening up about his past is because he thinks 'well she isn't going to see me again after this' #'i might as well tell her if she asks. it may even scare her off'. this is INSANE. he is INSANE. and he is so fucking STUPID #fool! you are developing a connection with someone!!!!!!! not pushing them away!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #look at what you are doing to martha's self esteem bro!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #10 era

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

i dig his earnest soul & neglected middle child vibes. he's so Charming and for what reason!

#perhaps i just enjoy pathetic men! #perhaps i relate to how he's treated! who's to say! #grabbing him and putting him on my trinket shelf #i'd listen to his poetry. i'd hate every fucking second but i Would listen <3 #look at him! Look! i want to perhaps toss him around in a sack! #there is a 3d model of him in my mind and im just. violently spinning him #my fav pillars: latter & toodaloo THANKS I LOVE THEM. #scribble salad #latter pillar #welcome home puppet show #ok its time to queue this and sleep. im seeing spiders #you know it's time to sleep when the trash bag strings turn into a tarantula! #god. latter. i love him and his too many stupid fucking limbs AGH HE'S SO PERFECT. #howdy's just a hater smh. and repressed as shit - i see him. he's not fooling Me....

[kastillia]

#volo #pokemon volo #pokemon #pokemon legends arceus #while looking up references i saw someone say they thought volo was one of the ugliest pokemon characters and i actually got kinda sad lol #he's just a little guy #your friendly merchant... that never sells you anything #but a curious history buff who shares little tidbits with you - and for free! what a thoughtful guy #i do this thing on twitter where i'll post a close-up wip with emoji/s as hints as to who i'm drawing and his was the piano keys emoji ;^) #please don't be fooled by this third consecutive daily upload i promise this level of productivity is unheard of from me #idk what's going on either #just 4 to go :O #my art

[slyandthefamilybook]

bad post, worse notes

#atlas entry #both-sidesism is bad but anti-both-sidesism is more often than not a smokescreen to excuse human rights abuses #also this post is obviously about i/p and it's fucking insane to say Jews aren't at risk from systemic violence #or probably more specifically Neil Druckman. who is Jewish. like did y'all forget that the entire 20th century was marred by state-sponsored #violence against Jews. have you ever heard of this thing called the Holocaust or any of the circumstances surrounding it #this is literally just “Jews are white people and therefore. antisemitism is justified because it's a movement of the oppressed” #socialism of fools and all that

[aardvaark]

i was thinking about how i wished leverage had a birthday episode for some of the characters cause that would be sweet, but then i realised something and basically…. okay here’s my thoughts in quotes form, just for fun

hardison: so when’s your birthday? i could plan something for us and the team to do and-

parker: i dont know

hardison: you don’t know… your own birthday?

parker: no, how would i know? pshh, cmon, you’re telling me you remember EXACTLY when you were born? watch this - hey, eliot, do you know your exact birth date?

eliot, innocently passing by, who was canonically anonymously dropped off at a hospital as an infant: no, how would i know?

parker: that’s what i said!

hardison: excuse me?? what is going on right now

sophie, walking into the apartment: whats wrong?

hardison: parker and eliot- well, okay, when’s your birthday? i just have to prove something.

sophie: …….july 12th

hardison: why did you pause? wait, is that your birthday or sophie devereaux’s birthday?

sophie: ………… (guilty silence)

parker: see, no one knows their real birthday! haha you’re so weird sometimes, hardison

hardison:

hardison: what the fuck guys

#leverageposting #wren speaks #leverage #parker leverage #alec hardison #nate knows his birthday i guess so i didn’t include him. if he was watching the whole time he would probably say ‘idk’ to mess w hardison #they’re having this convo in nate’s apartment but it’s like 3am & he’s asleep & they’ve all broken in to hang out #parker doesn’t know either bc of her ridiculously neglectful foster parents or bc she’s parker & her priorities are simply different to most #people. her birthday is irrelevant to thievery. and sadly probably not related to fun happy memories anyway. #sophie obviously is a good enough grifter to answer confidently but she feels a little bad abt lying to her family by now #meanwhile hardison had a normal foster nana who would have known his bday. most kids aren’t safe-surrendered like eliot so assumably #hardison would have a known bday. and he likes birthdays! #and he wants to throw parker a little party even if it’s a very unconventional parker bday that involves rappelling & jumping off buildings #but he is once again thwarted by the leverage team members having the strangest possible lives #he IS gonna give them each birthday parties tho. even if he has to make up some dates & stuff #sophie’s can be the fake date she gives if that’s what she rlly wants. nate’s real birthday is on file somewhere even if he’s being annoying #rn so hardison just has to do some basic hacking. eliot would have an approximate bday such as the day he was surrendered that his parents #would have celebrated throughout childhood. and parker’s would be april 1st bc that’s alice whites bday (and YOURE ALICE!!!) #as in it’s canonically in the online info abt alice white shown in the juror no.6 job & obvs that’s april fools so it’s funny :) #and hardison has a NORMAL bday unlike SOME ppl and yes he DOES expect presents you heathens!!

[tardxsblues]

#man is acting as though he wasn't just smiling at her like a lovestruck fool two minutes ago #i love that his entire side of the conversation is wordless #but his face says it all #doctor who #dwedit #dwgifs #dw companions #timelordgifs #moffatedit #twelve #twelfth doctor #clara oswald #twelveclara #whouffaldi #dws9 #episode: under the lake #peter capaldi #jenna coleman #tvedit #gif warning

[lavenoon]

Eclipse tries to make a point, both wins and loses and wins again <3

@naffeclipse I don't have any bells to share, but I can do embroidery >:3c

*self insert is not a girl (he/ she)

og detective au by sunnys-aesthetic!

#post let luce #dcamv #bloodstain fool #naffeclipse #my art #menace4menace #will i ever stop? who knows #it's been a month since the first indulgence so it felt nice to get a callback in fghdjs #but also oh god I've been at this for a month now #doodle page says 16 folders of individual indulgences so we're going at a rate of on average every second day #screams #that's not even counting the illustrations gfhdjk #not that I feel bad about it yall can easily not see the indulgence <3 #instead there uh. hi there's actually so many new people #glad these are enjoyed hfdjsk

[itswhatyougive]

I saw some people be like "gweeehhhhhhh Steddie shippers built that whole ship in their minds, it's fanon only, they had no chemistry in the show, they barely had any connection at all "

And it's actually really funny, because I humor them and think, "hmm, was it all in my mind all along?" and rewatch S4.

Then I feel soooooo validated upon rewatching. It actually gets even better and more obvious every time I see it.

#it makes me want to laugh and point at them #like #it's REALLY obvious #i'm convinced it's just willful ignorance on the part of the people who don't see it #because they don't like steve and/or eddie #they pretend they don't see it because they don't want to #and for those who didn't see it right away from the sus filming and acting choices #i can deliver an analysis on the actions of both steve and eddie that make no logical sense if there wasn't something going on between them #CHALLENGE ME YOU FOOLS I DARE YOU #i'll also say that it's perfectly fine to ship characters that didn't have any screen time or chemistry in canon #BUT STEDDIE HAD BOTH #die mad #in my incorrigible era #steddie analysis #steve x eddie #eddie x steve #steddie #steve harrington #eddie munson #steddie nation #steddie fandom

[deadscell]

#vergil the alpha and omega. stfu capcom 😭😭😭 #men will say “’hear me out’ who tf said i’m hearing a man out? #vergil isn’t a man. he’s an angry kitty cat that just destroyed your house 😇 #vergil calling dante a fool when he didn’t make some of the worst decisions of his life 😭 #dante wearing a shirt saying ‘i’m dumb but what does that make him?’ #on the dmc brainrot train (i am never getting off) #he’s my little kitty cat meow meow 🥰 #dmc3 #dmc3 vergil #dmc 3 #vergil devil may cry #devil may cry 3 #devil may cry #devil may cry vergil #vergil #dmc #dmc vergil #vergil dmc #dmc sparda #dmc shitpost #dmc memes #devil may cry meme #devil may cry shitpost #devil may cry sparda #sparda #vergil sparda #shitpost #shit post #shitposting #meme

[blaithnne]

if I had a nickel for every time Hilda became teary eyed because a close family member was forced to chose between staying with her, or returning to live with their parents in the magical otherworld they're native to, and came THIS close to leaving her only to come around at the last minute, condemning themselves to potentially never see their parents again because the life they've built with Hilda is more important to them, their bond is unbreakable and their love eternal, and they'd move mountains to make her happy, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

#yeah im never gonna shut up about johanna and twig actually #the silent understanding #johanna sits on the couch late at night #watching the shadow on the wall #unsure if she's fooling herself or if someone is watching #twig hops up next to her and curls up against her side #she pets his soft fur and looks into his eyes #he headbuts her gently #she nuzzles his forehead #i'm sorry #thank you #i understand you #i wish i didn't #she says #two souls that can never speak to one another but understand eachother fully #two seperate beings with compeltey different ways of expereincing the world #but at their core they're just children who can never go home #hilda #hilda the series #hilad netflix #netflix hilda #hilda spoilers #hilda season 3 spoilers #hilda johanna #johanna hilda #hilda twig #twig hilda #meme #shitpost #textpost

[pinkyjulien]

Valentin Da Silva | 177/??

#Cyberpunk 2077 #Valentin Da Silva #Aldecaldos #Masc V #Nomad #Screenshot #Virtual Photography #AHGHF He looks cute in that even tho it's not something he'd wear normally GFHHGF #also cackling cause-- I wasn't planning on popping an april fool mod at all #I never did in the past and was just going to chill this year too #but remember that ask I got about Valentin's wilding outfit #Thinking back on it it's obvious people were getting bored again cause that whole ask was lowkey ridiculous #and I jokingly thought about how people would allow him to only wear stereotypical french stuff since he's half French (other half spasnish #that's how it came to be LMAO #Ngl I was waiting for one cringe fandom person to come into dm with a -oh that mod is racist actually- cause y'know #NOTHING WOULD SURPRISE ME LMAOOO #I say that but I already know there's some people out there who genuinely think that #wish they download Lokiina's grass mod To Touch Some #ANYWAY Bon poisson d'avril comme on dit ici <3