#shark coochie board

[brattylikestoeat]

Imagine getting one of these before going to a park to read a book under a shady tree.

#I can dream #charcuterie #charcuterie board #shark coochie board #meat #cheese #brattylikestoeat #food #foodlr #food blog #video #foodie #new jersey restaurants

[hobohobgoblim]

The local ravens are arguing in my snowy back yard as I lounge about with the house to myself and piles of yummy snacks and a fridge full of booze. This day cannot get any better.

#just happy for once #solo Christmas #unholidaying #shark coochie board #beer #cider #wine #so.much.cheese. #ravens #corvid #goblincore

[honeyglazedgoblin]

the snacks i brought out during the smoke shesh 🤤💞

#hayleyisdumb #honeysays #charcuterie #shark coochie board #food photography #foodie #snacks #cw food #foodporn #stoner snacks #stoner #smoke session

[narcosleepy]

whats the word for purposely spelling phrases wrong.

like 'bone app the teeth'. 'disc horse'. 'shark choochie bored'. 'beef case idea'. 'Phil leg minion'.

these fascinate me to no end.

#tumblr bullshit #bone apple tea #bone apple teeth #disc horse #shark coochie board #there's gotta be a name for this

[princessbubblegumandjustice]

I feel bad for French people because Americans will literally make an entire culture around pronouncing their words wrong and never let it die.

#French #bon appetit #bone apple teeth #charcuterie #shark coochie board #*original

[nationmckinleyscorset]

Bro wtf

#relatable #Meme #Memes #charcuterie #shark coochie board

[christhebrit2]

#shark coochie board

[roostro]

#Charcuterie #Shark Coochie #Charcuterie board #shark coochie board

[ethereal--enigma]

Brother: -asks Google to pull up a Charcuterie board-

Me: you mean a shark coochie board 👀

Brother: goddamn it, it picked upd shark coochie board

#youre welcome 😂 #shark coochie board #the only right thing #bri babbles

[dezmun]

Shark coochie gabagoochie

#gabagool #charcuterie #shark coochie board

[brattylikestoeat]

This is so cute.

#I wished I like hosting #but I don’t #I like it in theory but the idea of having people in my home is crazy #anyway #charcuterie board #shark coochie board #meat #cheese #vegetable #fruit #crackers #Halloween #Halloween 2k23 #brattylikestoeat #food #foodlr #food blog #video #foodie #cooking stim #stim cooking #savory stim #yummy

[padawansuggest]

Obi-Wan: Alright, men, what are we thinking right now?

Wooley: *shoved his lil hand up super fast* Oh, me! I got this one, me!

Obi-Wan: *waving his hand over them all* Hmmmmmmm- you. *points to Wooley*

Wooley: *fist pumps* Yes! Okay so I think we should throw Cody a decanting-day party with cheeses.

Obi-Wan: Cheeses?

Waxer: No he’s right, Cody likes cheeses. And caf. I think we should get him an espresso machine.

Obi-Wan: Those are super expensive, I have several contacts I can pout at till they buy me one. Why cheeses? I’ve never seen Cody’s apparently well known love for cheese.

Boil: Yeah, that’s cause he’s scared you’ll think he’s insane.

Obi-Wan: Okay, but, like, is this a fancy stinky cheese thing or is he gonna eat an entire block of store brand cheddar right from the package??? This is news to me and both have to be approached very differently.

Wooley: It’s the stinky one. They’re like SUPER icky but he loves them but he will eat them right from the package with nothing but bread at room temperature.

Obi-Wan: No, no, that’s how those ones are supposed to be eaten.

Wooley: Is gross tho.

Waxer: Idk I think they’re good if the bread is crunchy, but I like the not-as-smelly ones.

Boil: I’ll eat the store brand cheddar right from the block idk man

Obi-Wan: Awesome, I have an idea. Party at Padme’s house, new espresso machine that I’ll get… probably Bail, I haven’t annoyed Bail lately. I’ll get Bail to buy him an espresso machine. You guys get to come with me to look for cheeses, both fancy and store brand, but they will be on separate sides of the room so no one complains. I’m sorry, Boil, but this means you’ll be with Anakin and Ahsoka on the store brand side of the room.

Boil: The price of not smelling that stinky stuff is worth it every time.

Obi-Wan: Awesome. Best decanting-day party ever.

#star wars #obi wan kenobi #incorrect star wars quotes #clone wars #incorrect clone wars quotes #commander cody #clone trooper wooley #clone trooper waxer #clone trooper boil #Cody is also a freak who just ignores the bread and eats a Camembert patty #fuckin rank tho he’s completely insane #I might go hog on a mild but soft brie but I’m not ignoring the bread okay #post clone wars #Wooley is the baby of the group he’s Cody’s favorite of course he knows #they won the war and Bail is a very tired chancellor #they are gonna have cheese caf and wine #codywan #they’re gonna make shark coochie boards

[spacebeyonce]

tomorrow's goals:

replace the trunk latch

Clean House

Laundry??

schedule NYE kiss art

do NYE journaling

(optional) drink an entire bottle of champagne

#no shark coochie board to go with the champagne since my paycheck didn't come when it said it would 😭

[ourflagmeansgayrights]

My other perfect head canon is that Ed can hold him self together while drunk . Stede will laugh like a madman and demolishing entire board of charcuterie, while drunk

i MEAN. we saw ed drunk w jack and stede drunk at mary’s show and one of them was handlingthemself better than the other. that someone was ed

#ask #scurvybarbie #mine #ofmd #our flag means death #stede bonnet #edward teach #shark coochie board …. #txt #og #s1e08 #s1e10

[ratscabies]

rosemary crackers are so yummy delicious

#im gonna make myself a mini charcuterie board for dinner tonight!! #or perhaps even a shark coochie board......

[fogerist]

You know the most Latino thing about me is not that I’m actually Latino, was born in PR and lived there for a good chunk of my life, nor the discrimination/microaggressions I’ve gone through since living in the US.

Nope it’s the fact that if given the chance, I will turn my meals into a bandejita 😩

#they’re just so good making little shark coochie boards #Latinx things #random thoughts my adhd brain conjures up