#she sent me this at ass am as a joke and we both went to bed and woke up to hell

[tsurumyaru]

did u know u can send images in asks now

YOU SENT ME THE ENTIRE MORBIUS MOVIE IN GIF FORM?

#asks #morbius #morbheads #morbnation #PIPEBOMB IN MY INBOX #this going viral was unexpected #she sent me this at ass am as a joke and we both went to bed and woke up to hell #my lovely wife who made this our legacy

[wileys-russo]

aitana bonmati, “we can’t get a cat”, mapis apartment

Maybe w a corporate y/n?

not helping II a.bonmatí

"so you are done travelling for the year now?" ingrid questioned from where you stood next to her washing up the dishes from lunch. "hopefully! that conference should have been the last." you sighed, forever popping in and out of the country for work.

"tana will be happy, she becomes miserable when you travel." ingrid rolled her eyes making you smile, knowing exactly how grumpy your girlfriend became when you weren't around.

"i know, i get about a hundred texts an hour demanding i come back home because she misses me." you grinned affectionately, though you knew deep down she'd be far more upset with you if you listened to her and returned, knowing how important your work really was to you.

"tana!" you blushed as suddenly her hand smacked your ass as she walked past, returning from the bathroom. "stop talking about me amor." your girlfriend warned with a smile, joining mapi back in the living room.

"hey! like you can talk." you shoved the norweigen beside you who made a whipping noise with her mouth and flicked her hand. "i am not the one who is whipped, maría is." ingrid grinned, drying her hands as you placed the final plate in the dry rack.

"oh really?" you grabbed the taller girls hand, tapping the small m ring on her finger with a raised eyebrow. "really?" ingrid retaliated by tapping the small golden a necklace around your neck.

"well, guess we're both-" you mocked her whipping noise and gesture from before as the taller girl laughed and shoved you, the two of you returning to the living room where your girlfriends were.

"hola princesa." you chuckled as you sat down and bagheera settled immediately into your lap, finger stroking down her spine. "they say cats are good judge of character." mapi pointed out as she leaned into ingrid.

"clearly bagheera is not." she added on at your expense making your girlfriend laugh as you frowned at the noise. "i think we should get a cat amor." aitana hinted with a smile as you rolled your eyes assuming she was joking.

"so when is your next away game?" you changed topics, bagheera walking from your lap into aitana's who cooed at her affectionately. "two more weeks, next champions league match." ingrid answered you, both your girlfriends too caught up playing with bagheera as you sent her a grateful smile.

"oh! look, bagheeras sister had kittens last week." mapi grabbed her phone off the coffee table and clicked into the photo, your girlfriend melting as she stared at the screen. "oh they are so cute." aitana sighed with a pout.

"bebita..." the brunette handed mapi her phone back and slid closer to you with a smile you knew all too well. "oh no! don't even try it tana." you chuckled, pushing away her hands which tried to tug you even closer to her.

"we should get a cat, a kitten." aitana smiled, eyes burning a hole into the side of your head as you sighed, head thumping back into the soft cushion of the lounge. "no amor, we should not." you shook your head firmly.

"why! you love bagheera." your girlfriend pointed out as the cat in question rubbed herself against your leg which didn't help your case. "sí amor but bagheera is not my cat so part of the reason i love seeing her is that i get to hand her back." you grinned as mapi sent you a glare and snatched back her daughter, holding her close to her chest.

"but we looked after her when they went to norway and it was fine?” aitana continued, arm draping across the back of your shoulders. "sí but again amor we handed her back." you remained firm on your point, shaking your head when she asked again.

"is she interested in selling the kittens?" your girlfriend ignored you, finger tracing circles on the back of your neck in an attempt to distract you as you pushed her arm off. "amor, we can't get a cat." you spoke more firmly.

"i could call and ask her?" mapi offered, the two of them conversing as if you weren't even in the room as you scoffed and looked to ingrid for help who shook her head, staying out of it.

"tana, mi amor we can't get a cat. you're always at training or games, i work all the time, we would never be home to look after a cat. that would not be fair!" you tried to reason with her as finally she looked at you, your resolve softening just slightly seeing the pleading look in her eyes.

"we are out a lot and bagheera is fine. cats like being alone sometimes!" mapi chimed in as you sent her a murderous glare. "not helping león!" you hissed as she shrugged, stroking bagheera.

"i am not trying to help amiga, at least not help you." mapi grinned sending your girlfriend a wink. "bebita por favor. if not a kitten then a cat, a rescue cat maybe! you know you like helping people, why not help a poor innocent cat mi amor?" aitana pouted as you sighed deeply, sensing this was not something you'd not get out of easily.

"we can discuss it at home cariño." your girlfriend smiled suggestively as she squeezed your thigh, and seeing the look in her eyes you knew this wouldn't be a conversation you would win.

"can you send me the number for the lady with the kittens please maps?" you sighed, your girlfriend kissing your cheek repeatedly as ingrid chuckled and once again made the whipping gesture with her hand.

"well it sounds like bagheera is becoming a tía!"

#woso #woso x reader #woso fanfics #woso community #woso imagine #aitana bonmati #aitana bonmati x reader #woso blurbs

[azurlily]

Dont ask just read, this is what a bored and horny mind can come up with. Yes, this woman needs a name so for now we will call her LSM. What does that stand for? Lets find out together. Completely UNEDITED.

Lesbian Sugar Mommy

You had a daily schedule, a routine. You followed this routine everyday for years. For years. So you being poor as hell at only 24, being barely able to afford food and rent. It was an all time low for you, and an embarrassing one at that. Recently your friend recommends you try a sugar dating app. At first you thought it was stupid, but mulled it over and remembered how broke you were. You made a profile and it took a couple days before you matched with a woman. At first you were incredibly awkward when texting and felt embarrassed. She seemed like the kindest woman you've ever met. She understood you and was better than any man or woman you had previously dated.

You were honestly pretty enamored with her, she has dark green eyes. Like a forest green, god they're beautiful, and you swear they change color depending on what she's wearing. Her hair is long and dark, contrasting her lightly tan skin. Her hair is slightly curly, definitely not straight. In the many pictures she's sent you, you notice all her nails are perfect manicured, but two on each finger have been cut down completely. You didn't bother asking, weren't a virgin or stupid, simply poor. You two began talking a bit more about finances after a couple weeks. She listened to you talk about your financial situation, how you could barely keep a roof over your head. By the end of your two and a half hour conversation, you found yourself being wired $10,000. It wasn't as if it was out of nowhere considering what the conversation was, but it was surprising. LSM had said she wanted to give you a bit of money to keep you going for the month. She had not said she was give 10,000 fucking dollars! You didn't know what to do with the money. Other than pay your bills and let the rest sit.

For a couple days you were worried she'd want it all back, but no, instead she asked if you wanted more.

"Well I didn't give you that much...so I'm just making sure it's enough. I can give you plenty more, sugar."

You had reassured her it was enough, much more than enough. In the following days you were finding her flirting with you more, being more straightforward. You blushed everytime she made a crude joke, but you almost wished it was a statement.

When LSM had asked if you wanted to have dinner at her place you agreed. You wondered how the night would go, if you would fuck up and she'd be mad. You hoped the night went as well as possible, and if not, that she'd at least tell you.

The night went a lot of different ways. At first she was playing the kind and gracious host, then she was flirting with you. Finally you had both drank a little too much of her expensive red wine, and she fucked you against her king size bed.

You dont remember the first little bit, but you certainly remember how your night ended. Well not all of it, that woman has the sex drive of a beast. She continued until she couldn't, until you couldn't walk and she couldn't see straight. If nothing else; your legs will remember this until you die.

"Good morning sugar, how are you feeling? I hope I wasn't too rough on you, although I can't say it was entirely my fault. You kept begging me to keep going, and who am I to deny you?"

You whined, talking hurt, and you couldn't move without some part of your body below your waist hurting. You sit up just a enough and look at yourself in your phone mirror. Oh she knew exactly what she was doing, theres a massive bite mark on your shoulder. Everywhere else there's hickeys, like they're changing color.

"Before you get mad- please look at my back!"

She turned and you saw large scratch marks running down her back. From her shoulders to her ass, you can also see quite the array of bites on her shoulder. One looks like it was actually bleeding. Your reaction must be funny because she's laughing like crazy. She gently cups your face and kisses your lips.

"So pretty. My girl is so pretty arent you? Mommy's little girl."

You just laid in her arms for a while, letting her talk about whatever she wanted. You were tired and her touch made you weak. You began thinking about your job, did you have to call in to work today? Were you working today? You asked LSM, but she just smiled and shook her head.

"You wont need your job anymore, at least not this one. I've already sent your monthly allowance over to you. You can quit that job anytime, it'll give you more time for me."

Monthly allowance? You pulled away to check your bank account. Sure enough she had transferred over $40,000.

You stared at the number for a moment a then looked back at her. You assumed she was some sort of big millionaire, but now that you're looking around. Really looking. You dont want to know what this woman does for a living.

"Pay no mind sugar, now come here. I'll have someone bring breakfast and we can stay in bed all day!"

#wlw #lesbian #im bad at this #women are hot #i cant write #sugar mommy #lesbian sugar mommy #lesbian sugar mommy x reader #rich #unedited #i tried #she might be in the mafia but i am not confirming nor denying that #maybe shes a mafia boss #maybe she is just really really rich #i dont see this as smut

[thegreatestsandwich]

Reader: “What's that look for?”

Xavier: “...You’re in my seat.”

Reader: “Well I’m not moving, so either stop being a little bitch about it, and get another seat, or sit in my lap.”

Xavier: “What?!”

Reader: “You heard me. I don’t care what you chose, but hurry it up, we don’t have all day.”

I’m only me when I’m with you (Xavier Thorpe x Ghost!Reader)

Masterlist

Pairing: Xavier Thorpe x Ghost!reader

Word count: 837 words

Summary: School was enough punishment for you so the best thing you could do to not suffer was to take another guy's seat and being a little ass about it.

Warning: Nothing to be honest, but I was thinking a bit of enemies to lovers kind of thing?

A/N: I have finished Wednesday, I am sad that there's not a lot of fics for this baby, if you have any request for him! My inbox is open!

Coments, Reblogs and Asks are happily received! I love to read your lovely coments :)

Some say that the road to life Is paved with good intentions. In your case, it’s been hand-carved with a bad script and horrible soundtrack music that no-one in their right mind would ever hear, even if they were drunk or high.

There was a time when the world was blindsided from your kin. They were violent, mean, untamed, uncivilized, murderers. You were victims from them, lost souls that couldn’t passed to the other side, so you stayed hidden, most of you were loners, living with the others, dying on your own.

For some, they decided to stick into groups, forming “families” that kept them sane enough to continue surviving in this world and when Nevermore Academy was funded in 1791, the “youngest” were sent there to learn what was out there. Well, let’s be honest, no sane ghost was in their right mind to sit hours and hours learning things they would never use on their eternal life, but here you were, a newbie, a fresh/dead fish on this huge tank as a punishment for your reckless behavior.

The introduction went as expected, you couldn’t even use the uniform the principal Weems had given you, you couldn’t sleep or eat, so the room she provided you was useless and your roommate was more than happy to occupy your space without second thought.

And even if you didn’t care, you were force to attend classes like the others, even if you couldn’t grab a pencil to take notes, have a backpack to carry your books or even socialize with the others without making a death joke. (Ghost, remember? They have a deathly sense of humor)

So that lead us to the present, you arrived earlier to the greenhouse, not really ready or happy to be sitting here (or floating on a chair) and listen to miss Thornhill lecture about some kind of plant, to be honest you would prefer to just wander around, to cross some walls, scare some students, anything other than being a good student.

Your hands moved over your desk, watching how the few chains that were attached of your wrists began dragging across of it. You smiled at the wicked joke you thought about, but didn’t say anything. Not even a hello to miss Thornhill when she happily welcomed you to her class, offering to give you a copy of the material so you could catch up.

You would had said yes and a thank you, but let’s be real, your hands would only break through it so what was the point.

The sound of the other students approaching didn’t made break your trance from your chains. Hell, you didn’t even care about the murmurs of the others because of your clothes, have they never seen a bloody teenager with several chains that wrapped on her limbs on their lives? Weirdos.

Someone cleared their throat next to you, but your eyes never left your hands, then they did it again, making you frown, then again, that’s when you decided to look what the hell their problem was.

And there he was, the owner of the clearly weird throat, he was tall, his hair up to his shoulders, a dirty brown and green eyes. You frowned in confusion, apparently everyone was now paying attention to both of you.

“What’s that look for?” You asked him. “Never seen a bloody ghost in your life?”

He shook his head, pausing for a moment. “You are in my seat.”

“Really?” You began smiling, he wasn’t serious, was he? “I’m on your seat.”

“Yes, and I would appreciate if you moved.” He motioned to the chair next to you. You stared at him, he taking the challenge and not looking away.

“So hypothetically speaking, if I look under this chair, I will see your name them.” You gently began going down, passing through the chair before quickly appearing once again. “Didn’t see any name.”

The guy close his eyes in annoyance, he was getting frustrated. “Just move, please.”

You pursed your lips, your head moving to each side, contemplating your options, your arms crossed on your chest, the chains moving with them, his green eyes looking at them before meeting your eyes once again. “Well, I’m not moving, so either stop being a little bitch about it, and sit next to me or sit on my lap…and don’t worry, I won’t feel a thing, maybe you will but that’s the fun of not knowing, isn’t it?” You smiled.

“What?” He exclaimed, finally noticing how everyone was watching them, even miss Thornhill. “You can’t be serious.” He hissed.

“Oh baby, you heard me.” You stood up, your feet not touching the ground. “I don’t care what you chose to be honest but hurry up.” Your arms opened and you did a little spin. “We don’t have all day, sweet-cheeks.” And you “sat” down once again, smiling victoriously as he contemplated his options.

He sighed in defeat and sat next to you. Oh, you will enjoy this class so much.

#wednesday netflix #wednesday adams fic #wednesday adams imagine #xavier thorpe oneshot #xavier thorpe blurb #xavier thorpe imagine #xavier thorpe wednesday #xavier thorpe x y/n #xavier thorpe x reader #xavier thorpe x you #xavier torphe fluff

[onlyhereforthestories]

Even La Reina Needs A Nap (Alexia Putellas x Reader)

I am so sorry its been so long, ps happy birthday anon hope you had the best day. I hope this makes up for it a little bit, I loved writing this

Training had finished 30 minutes ago and it was a brutal one. Alexia had stayed out to practice free kicks with a few of the other girl which you would normally do but you had a gym session to complete. This morning you had to go to the dentist and so you missed the morning strength session.

This also meant that you had dinner ready for you in the canteen which is where you currently were sat over watching your beautiful girlfriend scoring goal after goal, free kick after free kick. You were still in shock sometimes that you got to call her yours.

You had just finished your final mouthful when you met the shining brown eyes you had fallen in love with. With a bright smile, you waved at the midfielder who waved back. You nodded in the direction of the tunnel a signal that you would meet her in the changing rooms.

Pushing the door open and stepping in you were pulled into a hug before the door could slow close behind you. Breathing in the scent brought the peaceful smile it always did to cross your features. “Hola babe, I have a gym session to complete from this morning.”

Pressing a kiss you your head Alexia pulled back before speaking. “Do you want me to wait? I can come watch.” As if you didn’t know that wasn’t a good idea already, the wiggle of the brown haired beauties eyebrows told you if she did the session would take a lot longer than normal.

“We both know that’s like the worst idea for right now. This isn’t our home gym silly girl.” The slightly taller woman rolled her eyes before laughing. You stood on your top toes to press a tender kiss to her lips. “Go home and relax. I’ll be back before you know it.”

“Okay, okay but you better get home soon we are meant to watch that film.” You sent her a salut and went to walk out the changing room only to be tugged back by your shirt.

You were pulled into a heated kiss, Alexia’s hands had worked themselves under your training shirt and yours had wrapped around the back of her neck. When breathing became an issue you pulled back reluctantly. Alexia pecked your lips twice before pulling her hands away.

“For good luck bebé.” You sent her a look that told her you knew what she was doing before you turned round to leave. Getting a tap to your ass just as you pulled the handle. The gentle giggle you heard fading away as you walked away was one you wanted to hear for the rest of your life.

The quicker you get in the gym and do your work the quicker you can get home and cuddle with your girl.

Two gruelling hours later you finally all but stumbled out of the gym doors, the swear was dripping off you and the ache had already set into your muscles. The trainers had pushed you to the max which you were sure was because of the way you joked when you entered about cheating and just sitting around for a while and saying you had completed the session.

You wanted nothing more than to snuggle with Alexia and Nala for a while before bed. You really needed to shower but the pull of home was too strong, you would just shower there after seeing your girls.

After gathering your belongings and finding the late night security to let you out of the facility, you drove fast but safely home. You really did have only one thing on your mind.

Unlocking the door and setting your bag down you were surprised that your ankles weren’t being run around. Nala would always be the first to the door when she heard it. Taking your shoes off and leaving your bag next to alexia’s matching one you headed for the lounge to find your favourite girls.

The tv wasn’t on when you wandered and the room was only lit up be the glow coming from the hallway light you had turned on upon entering the house. “Ale?” Your calls for the woman went unanswered which started to panic you.

Going back to the bedroom produced the same result, a pitch black room and no love of your life. The anxiousness was really starting to rise now and you were just pulling up Mapis number when you spotted a light through the kitchen.

Locking your phone you headed to find the source which you found as soon as you entered the kitchen. Just through the double doors that lead onto the patio, the log fire pit was alight, flames dancing in the air and wood crackling away.

The fire pit had become one of you and alexia’s favourite things after moving from your shared apartment and into the house you owned together. You had spent many nights lost in your shared world out here under the stars.

Sliding open the back doors you were met with a sight that made your heart go crazy, laying on her side across the outside sofa, with a small blanket covering her lower half was Alexia. Curled up by her chest with an arm draped over them was Nala. The dog was wide awake but staying very still and quiet obviously for her beloved owners sake.

“Hola chica. Are you keeping your mom warm? She never covers up enough when she comes out here.” Rolling your eyes at what you were saying you notice the goosebumps on her skin.

Taking your jacket off and a step forward you kneeled down next to the sofa and ran you fingers through the older woman’s hair. “Hey sleepyhead can you wake up for me.”

Her relaxed features scrunched up and she stretched her legs out before her eyes opened. “Hola bebé I missed you.” You smiled down at the woman and pressed a kiss to her waiting lips.

“Take my jacket, it’s cold.” You helped her slip it round her without shift too much, she looked way too comfy. “I need to shower let’s go inside.”

The adorable woman in front of you scrunched up her nose. “You go shower I’m going to stay here and finish my wine.” You glanced over your shoulder to see a half empty glass of wine on the small table you had next to the sofa.

“Okay I won’t be long.” With that being said and another tender kiss pressed to her lips you stood up and slipped inside.

You rushed through your shower routine not wanting to miss out on some much needed snuggling. You were in such a hurry you had almost fallen out the shower in you haste, you had managed to catch yourself on the sink before you injured anything.

Changing into sweats and a hoodie was easy, what was less easy was getting a brush through your hair. You had rubbed a towel through it to try and dry it faster and now it was a tangled mess. Eventually you got all the knots out and put it up into your normal bun before heading out towards the backyard.

Grabbing a beer from the fridge, you opened the sliding doors expecting to see Alexia sat up sipping on her drink. What you didn’t expect is what you found. Alexia back in the same position you woke her up from last time, fast asleep but this time her glass was empty.

Brushing the hair in her face away you bent down to press a kiss you her forehead. “Mi amor it’s time to get up. Come on let’s get you to bed.” When she didn’t even stir you took a slightly more drastic measure.

Putting you beer on the side table, you slid your hands under her head and shoulder and lifted. When there was a big enough gap you slipped under her and layer her over your legs. The groan the woman let out as she was put back down clued you into the fact she was in fact now at least semi awake.

“Hola babe. How’s was nap number 2?” A groan was all you got. Chuckling at the woman as she shift onto her other side so she could bury her head in your stomach.

Running your fingers through her hair you whispered into the quiet night, “Don’t go back to sleep. We need to go to bed.” The shake you felt against your belly had you frowning slightly.

“You need some sleep beautiful girl.” Alexia had been working so hard and her recovery sleep hadn’t been the best recently.

“Sleep is for the weak.” Her reply came barely above a whisper something that had you grinning down at the woman currently using you as a pillow.

“Says the woman who I’ve woken up from 2 naps today.” The pinch to your thigh had you laughing a full on belly laugh. “God I love you.”

“If you love me that much carry me to bed?” For the first time since your shower you got to look into the brown irises that you would hopefully get to love for the rest of your days.

Without a word you grabbed your half empty beer that you had been sipping from the table, hooked one arm under the brown haired beauties back and pushed forward slightly. Just as you were about to stand you hooked your other arm under her bent knees and stood.

“If you wanted that tonight you could have just asked.” The wink or attempted wink being as her eyes were still droopy, Alexia sent your way had you falling a little bit more for the woman.

None of that happened that night, Alexia was asleep before you even put her down.

#alexia putellas x reader #alexia putellas imagine #woso x reader #woso imagine #woso imagines #espwnt x reader

[houseofthescrolls]

Midnight Rain

Daemon Targaryen x Reyna Targaryen (OC)

You were my midnight rain

Angst - Slowburn - Fluff

Pt 1 / Pt 2 / Pt 3

I expected many things to happen this morning such as having breakfast, reading letters sent from my kingdom’s advisor Talia, and having tea with Alicent.

What I did not expect was to be standing in front of my son who sat in a chair, blood running heavily down his nose. I tilted his head back gently as I pressed a cloth to it.

“Everyone, get out.” I demanded the guards and physician who stood nervously about the room.

They scattered like mice at my tone and no sooner did the door close, I turned my attention back to my son.

“Explain. Now.” I demanded him wondering who I needed to hunt down.

“I was training with Aemond and Lucerys when the both of them got into an argument. They started fighting and when I stepped in to stop them, I was hit.” He flinched at the small bit of pressure I applied.

“I’m sorry.” I caressed his head with my free hand, “I am proud that you tried to dismantle the situation, but it was still very dangerous of you to do so. What if they had a knife? Who knows what those boys are capable of.” My brows furrowed at the thought.

“I know and I am sorry mother.” He glanced away, “They did stop fighting immediately after they realized what they did and apologized.”

“At least they have some mind to own up to their mistake.” I huffed.

“Daemon…” His voice trailed off unsure if he should keep this tidbit of information to himself.

I tensed up at the sound of his name, “What about him?” I asked.

“He helped me after…” Viserys waved his hand towards his nose, “Ripped a piece of his shirt to help stop the bleeding. He walked me here.”

“That is…” Kind of him. Was what I wanted to say, but cleared my throat, “Did he say anything to you?”

Viserys shrugged, “He asked about my father. I told him I didn’t know much. He also said that my fighting style reminded me of his own.” Viserys clenched his fist, “I wanted to tell him then. In that moment I wanted to yell or fight, I don’t know.” He sighed, “I didn’t.”

I placed my hand gently on his cheek, “You did well. I know that this must be difficult for you, love I know and it tears at my heart. The rogue prince is an ass, but he is smarter than he lets on.” I took a calming breath, “I asked you before we came here if you wanted him to know who you are. Have you-”

“No.” He went to shake his head, but I held him steady, “I still hate him.” He announced, “Never will I chose him over you. You are my mother.”

Tears filled my eyes as I let out a shaky break, “And you are my son.” I laughed lightly, “Look at me, I’m getting all emotional now.”

“You’re emotional for the both of us.” He joked.

After some comfortable silence he spoke up again. I could tell he was worried when I looked at the damage of his nose again now that the blood was cleaned up.

“Is it broken?” He wondered.

I shook my head, “No, the gods were kind to you. Your nose remains as beautiful as the day you were born.” I smiled pulling the cloth away and putting it in a dish filled with red tinted water.

His nose was swollen and bruised naturally, but it looked better than the constant flow of blood. If this was more than a bloody nose, those boys would feel the wrath of a mother.

Viserys rolled his eyes with a huff, “Stop coddling me mother. I am not a child anymore.”

I pressed a kiss to his forehead, “You will always be my child.” I pulled away to see a smile on his face, “Now come, you will be spending the day with your grandmother and I.”

“I don’t think I would count Alicent as my grandmother, she’s as old as you.” He muttered, but stood up nonetheless.

“Hey,” I lightly scolded him, “I’m not that old. Now let’s go before I change my mind and have a word with those two.”

“I’ll be miserable sitting there.” His pleading anything eyes shimmered as he begged not to go, “I promise I’ll be fine on my own mother. This wasn’t even a big deal after all.”

I sighed, “Oh alright. Just be careful and if I so much as hear that you are in trouble… I’ll be there alongside Solaris and you know she will set the entire kingdom ablaze to keep you safe.”

He chuckled, “I know mom, I will see you later at supper.”

I swiftly walked down the hall, not wanting to miss out on our first afternoon tea in years. It was the one time of day we could tear down our walls and be ourselves. Plus, I knew without a doubt that she would know all of the secrets and whispers running through the castle.

“I’m sorry I’m late Alicent, you wouldn’t believe what our boys have been up too. I also told him you were technically his grandmother. I know you hate it, but it’s still funny.” I giggled shutting the door.

When I didn’t hear a reply, I turned around to find the lack of curly red hair in her usual seat and instead platinum white that reveled the moon in the night sky.

“Oh…” I said surprised before straightening up to give him a neutral expression, “It’s you.”

His gaze was surprisingly kind as a soft smile grazed his face, “It’s been a while since I’ve seen you like this.”

I didn’t greet him in kind. Instead I crossed my arms with a pointed look in his direction, “What are you doing here?”

His smile morphed into his usual smirk as he raised an eyebrow, “Is that anyway to talk to your uncle?”

I scoffed, “It is. Now get out.” I motioned towards the door, “I’m waiting for my friend.”

It was his turn to scoff, “You mean Alicu-“

I cute him off, “Call her anything but her name and I’ll gut you for the pigs.”

He smirk returned, “There’s my girl.” The warmth in his voice left me feeling how I did all those years ago.

I shook the feeling away as quickly as it came, “Enough games uncle. Why are you here?”

“The Queen had an important meeting to tend to. I offered to pass this message along.” He took a step towards me, “Does that suffice?”

“Why would you offer to do that?” My brows furrowed and I stepped towards him, “And why would you help my son? I am grateful that you did, do not get me wrong, but you never help anyone aside from yourself. So tell me what you are up too.”

“Isn’t it obvious, my little flame?” He took a step closer.

I matched his with a step back, “Do not call me that.”

Another step forward.

“I would call you nothing, but what you are.” He muttered.

Another step back.

“You have no right.” I held back the shakiness in my voice, “Not anymore.”

Another step toward. He was close enough that I could feel his breath on my face.

“I have every right because you are mine.” He whispered as he gently lifted my chin up.

I glared, the sting of oncoming tears burning my eyes, “I will never be yours again.” I pushed against his chest and he took a step back, “You made that very clear.”

“Wait-” He reached his hand out towards me , but held himself back.

I made a beeline towards the doors, “Don’t talk to me, stop with whatever scheme you have in that thick skull of yours and heed my words. I don’t need nor want you. All I want is peace for the rest of my stay here, preferably as far away from you. Good day, uncle.” I seethed as I grabbed the door handle.

“I know.” He stated causing me to stop in my mission to get as far away from him as possible.

I sighed heavily already done with his antics. I don’t understand what game he was trying to play or why he wants me when he’s left me alone for almost fifteen years.

“Know what?” I turned to him with a dramatic wave of my hands, “That you are the biggest man child in this kingdom? No, scratch that, in the entire world! From here to beyond the seas and every piece of land and sky to ever exist!”

“I know the blood of a dragon when I see one.” He spat.

My blood ran cold. He couldn’t possibly… No. remain calm and don’t let anything slip.

I hid my uncertainty with a scoff, “And your intelligence is far from superb as well.” I rolled my eyes as I turned to flee.

“You, my little flame are the only person in this worlds who can insult me this much without me removing your head from your body.” He was too quick for me to escape the grip of his hand on my arm, facing me towards him.

I shrunk away from his intimidating gaze as he leaned down to my ear, “But you know very well that I am not stupid.” He seethed, “The boy is mine.”

I used my queen voice as I spoke, “I don’t know what could possibly make you think such a thing.”

He large hand easily cupped the side of my face making sure that I was looking directly into his gaze.

“Do not lie to me.” He spoke lowly.

I rolled my eyes, “I am not-”

Technically it was truth.

“I know you are lying!” He cut me off quickly, “He is my son then he belongs under my house!”

I blinked slowly at the audacity of his tone, “Do not raise your voice with me.”

His temper died down slowly as he regained his composure, “I know he is mine. You wouldn’t sleep with anyone else.”

I quickly pulled away from his grip, “Wouldn’t sleep with anyone else?” I scoff, “You think I would still be fawning over you after all these years? That I would wait day and night for you to grace me with your presence? After what you did to me?”

“Yes.” He shook his head, “No… I…” He was once again left speechless by the woman who consumes his thoughts, “We are meant to be consumed by each other. Tell me the boy is my son and you both will stay by my side forever.”

I ignored his words just like the burning in my eyes. He was right, I haven’t slept with anyone else… Not because I was waiting, but I’ve been too busy with regaining a kingdom of my own and raising my son. Would I ever tell him that? Never. My trust for him was burned since that day.

“Have you heard the news my princess?” My handmaiden Lyra asked.

I turned to the girl confused, this stopping her from finishing the braids in my hair.

“What news might that be?” I asked with a soft smile.

“It appears that something big has happened back in the kingdom.” She said softly and I could tell she was unsure of how to proceed.

“Really?” I wondered, “Surely my family would have written to me by now. It has only been a few years since I’ve stepped foot in my father’s kingdom, but my uncle was here only a week ago. Surely he would have said something.”

“I am unsure of why your family has not informed you yet.” She stated a nervous tone settling in her voice.

“Is it about my sister’s courting season? Alicent wrote to me about the possible prospects for Rhaenyra… I would like to visit her as soon as these dignitary meetings are over to help her through it. Except the southeast of Westeros is anything, but sound.” I sighed as I looked at myself in the mirror. My gaze focused on the necklace from Daemon resting around my neck and my heart swelled, “At least my prince won the battle of Stepstones, I’m beyond proud of him.”

Lyra combed back another piece of my hair to braid, “I know my princess.”

And she did in fact know… About everything that went on between Daemon and I. She was my most trusted handmaiden after all. Daemon was the one to invite me to come along with him and of course I would bring her along. She was one of the few who approved of our love even if she was a bit skeptical about the prince.

Though my prince and I have been more than content with our little piece of the world. We were happy together. Truly, blissfully, and utterly happy.

“I count the days until we are wed…” I muttered as I twirled the jewelry in my hand, “Seven children he begs me for.” I laughed at the memory, “I do not know how I will manage.”

It has been quite a time of secretly pining for each other and now he was within reach. All he needed was his brother’s blessing.

“Even so, I hope that it is soon.” I continued, “I pray to the gods that he will return to me with my fathers blessing. When my prince hands over this territory then surely my father will agree. Then we can finally start a family of our own.”

I felt her hands stop moving my hair. It felt too long of a pause to be normal.

“Lyra? Is everything alright?” I asked with deep concern.

“My princess, there is something you must know…” Her voice trailed off.

I looked at her through the mirror, “You know that you can tell me anything. What is it?”

“The prince was seen in a pleasure house this week with someone.” She bowed her head.

I felt as if I had lost a battle, on my knees as a sword plunged through my chest. The darksister twisting my bones and bleeding me dry as Daemon towered above me.

He wouldn’t… Would he? Uncertainty settled in the pits of my stomach. A feeling of guilt washing over me because a part of me believed it to be true.

“With…” I cleared my throat to keep it from breaking, “Who?”

“He was with your sister.” She answered, “There has been rumors about the two of them, that they had…”

I shook my head in denial stopping her from continuing, “No… It couldn’t be true, they wouldn’t do that. This must be a mistake, a silly rumor.” I smiled lightly trying to think posisitive, “He will be back and he will confirm that it was all just petty gossip.”

“Of course, my princess.” Lyra spoke and continued on with braiding.

But it wasn’t small gossip that would flee from everyone’s minds within a week. No… That gossip grew louder and louder until it was a wave swallowing me whole. Alicent confirmed my worst fears through her letter, a letter I chuckled into a fire after reading as I screamed to our once shared bedroom.

Lyra entered my bedroom chambers where I looked anything, but presentable. I looked up at her from where I sat on my bed in the rumpled sheets. My nose was red and my eyes watery yet that slight sliver of hope kept me from drowning.

“Have you…” I coughed trying to clear my throat once again, “Have you heard any news? Has he finally come back?”

A month I have been waiting to see those silvery locks once more, dreaming every night that he was here with me. He hasn’t written or come to offer me any answers. His presence here was only, but a ghost. A faded memory of someone who held much power over my heart.

Lyra shook her head sadly, “I am afraid the prince will not be returning. The prince has taken a bride… I am truly sorry to be the one to burden you with this news, but he has wed another woman. It is your cousin Laena, my princess.”

I nodded wordlessly. The sharp pain in my hand brought my gaze down where I realized that I had been digging my nails into the palm of my hands.

She bowed her head, “The people are also talking… Rumors spread of the kindling you had with the prince my lady.”

I took a deep breath before speaking, “They are moths drawn to a flame. Please tell my guards and anyone who wishes to join me that I will be leaving the stepstones by the end of the week. If you wish, you may return to my father’s kingdom. I will not be cross if you do not want to join me.”

“I will stay with you and your heir until the end, my princess.” She stated sincerely.

“Thank you Lyra.” I smiled grimly looking down at the bump forming on my stomach.

“My lady… Where will we go?” She asked.

“A place that we can make a change…” I placed my hand over my stomach, “A place where we can start anew.”

She nodded in understanding, “I will see to that everything is prepared for our departure.”

“Thank you my friend. That will be all, Goodnight Lyra.” I bidded her Goodnight.

“Goodnight Princess.” She said as she shut the door.

It was then that I finally let the waves pull me down.

“No one will harm you.” I whispered to my unborn child, “I promise.”

I will be strong on my own.

The memory consumed me in feelings of despair and defeat, but most of all anger.

“I was already hated in the eyes of the court and the people for my lack of dragon blood.” I stated my mind coming back to the present.

I looked him dead in the eyes, “You knew this and yet you still perused me and then you left me for my sister.” My eyes slanted into a heavy glare, “They mocked me… Shunned me. I was a laughing stock. The little girl who weaseled her way into the Royal court and seduced her step-uncle only to be tossed aside because I wasn’t good enough.” I stepped towards him in rage and he knew his only option was to step back, “My name was tainted because of you. Unfit to marry they said, not pure they whispered. I was casted out and what did you do? Nothing. You left me on the stepstones to rot.”

I let him soak in those words. His hurt gaze looking at me.

It was only when I saw regret fill his eyes that I finally said, “His father is dead and he was a far better man than you are now. He is not yours. He never will be.” I spat at him and slammed the door shut behind me as I left.

The crashing sounds that occurred shortly after behind those heavy doors only fueled my anxiety and anger as I rushed down the hall.

Never… never… never… For as long as I live and breathe he will never be his. My child is my own and my own alone.

I screamed as I enter my bedroom, hot tears stinging my face.

“This was a horrible idea!” I yelled throwing the nearest thing, a vase towards a wall.

I paced the room in growing anger, “He won’t take my son away from me, he can’t! He has no proof, no claim, only a theory.” I said, trying to calm myself.

I sat on my bed with a heavy sigh, “He has no proof… No proof.” I whispered.

I looked to the balcony out to the clouds that are calling me home.

“Just a few more days.” I fell back onto the silk sheets made of red.

“Queen Reyna.” A knock alerted me to a maid standing behind my closed doors.

I sat up and made myself more presentable.

I cleared my throat, “Yes?”

“Is everything alright? I heard noises.”

“Of course!” I called out to her, “I knocked over something on my desk, no need to worry!”

“Alright. I’d like to inform you that the king requests your presence.” She stated.

“Of course!” I answered, “Thank you. Inform my father that I will be there in just a moment.”

“Yes, your highness.” She took my answer in kind and I could hear her footsteps leave.

“Great.” I muttered as I straightened myself up, “How do I explain to my father that I wish to murder his brother?”

I stood in front of my mirror, checking to make sure that I was the proper form of a queen.

“You will not fear the dragon’s den.” I stated before I left my room.

Stay tuned!

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[augerer]

DEATH AS A FETISH: A fanmix for Her Most Serene Highness, Crown Prince Kiriona Gaia, heir to the First House, the Emperor’s only daughter.

Dead!, My Chemical Romance | Succexy, Metric | Propaganda, MUSE | Beekeeper, Keaton Henson | Death as a Fetish, STRFKR | Oxen Hope, Mirah | Take Me Back, KONGOS | England Made Me, Black Box Recorder | I Miss That Feeling, Tennis | I Want It All, Arctic Monkeys | Wrecking Force, Voxtrot

[Listen on Youtube]

Album art: [credit 1] [credit 2]

[separate fanmix for Harrow the Ninth] [separate fanmix for Gideon the Ninth]

Track notes under the cut.

1. Dead!, My Chemical Romance

And if your heart stops beating I'll be here wondering Did you get what you deserve? The ending of your life ... Have you heard the news that you're dead? No one ever had much nice to say, I Think they never liked you anyway

2. Succexy, Metric

Invasion’s so succexy Let’s drink to the military The glass is empty ... Passive attraction, programmed reaction Action distraction, more information Flesh saturation, lips on a napkin Ass ass ass

Note: she does show up for the first time in the book in military propaganda.

3. Propaganda, MUSE

Propaganda Propaganda Propaganda

You ate my soul just like a death eater I'm the ocean you're an oil slick now But I'm choking on your thought pollution

4. Beekeeper, Keaton Henson

Cause I'm just getting started, let me offend The devil's got nothing on me, my friend All I want is to be left alone Tact from me is like blood from a stone

5. Death as a Fetish, STRFKR

Ghost dad, keeping the secrets And float the dead ones home ... You’re born (death as a fetish) Your sins (death as a fetish)

6. Oxen Hope, Mirah

You sent me off without a warning Wasn't just a threat and man, that was no joke Did you know you'd struck the final blow To my faithful oxen hope?

We thought we knew we wanted what we had But you busted your side of the yoke So I left with almost nothing but a gaping hole Yes, I did really went for broke ... And I don't question, no, I don't doubt Now that I've tried living with and without That was a hard, hard muscle to grow And harder still to let go ...

And the ride we rode had danger in it We thought we could last yeah we were real strong swimmers But we got flooded, yes, we got rolled And we both went down soon as you cut the rope

7. Take Me Back, KONGOS

And once again the question's asked I answer yes! but the moment's passed I'm guess I'm always tomorrow-bound How many more till I'm underground?

“Kill me,” said Kiriona./“No. You’re dead,” said Paul.

8. England Made Me, Black Box Recorder

I need my privacy, I lead a secret life, Sleep with the enemy then betray both sides, I traveled all my life, But never got away from the killing job, And the garden shed,

“Then do it, coward,” Crux said. “Do it--the knife is before you; the work has been done.”

“Did you know I’m God’s child?” Kiriona demanded. “Did you know all the things you did--all the shit you pulled--every single thing you did, every lock you snapped on me, every cuff you put on me, every--every crappy plate of food you put in front of me, every word--every look--did you know I was the real, true-blue daughter of the Emperor? I want you to know that--I want you to know what I am!”

“You remain--what you are,” said Crux.

Note: Also see Ianthe accusing her of being a “little three way double crosser”. “England” here representing an unpleasant place in the imperial core to grow up.

9. I Miss That Feeling, Tennis

I can be true to you, even when losing Every little thing I've ever known And all of the love I've ever shown Something like pleasure, you'd never believe it Every little need dismantling Recorded by the needle of an EKG I miss that feeling Flicker hot and hovering Like my own discovering Eagerly, tenderly

And Kiriona kept saying--”It didn’t feel good. . . Fuck. . . It didn’t feel good. Why didn’t it feel good?”/A rising, hysterical note. “Why didn’t it feel good? You fucking old... You hideous, cruel... you bastard... Why didn’t... Why can’t I...”

10. I Want It All, Arctic Monkeys

Blind faith, heartache. mind games, mistakes My sweet fireball, my sweet rigmarole I want it all, I want it all

Old dogs, new tricks, can you feel it? Space age country girl, stone cold miracle I want it all, I want it all And then suddenly it hit me, it's a year ago Since I drank miniature whiskey and we shared your Coke Say, ain't it just like you to kiss me and then hit the road? Leave me listening to the Stones' "2000 Light Years from Home"

11. Wrecking Force, Voxtrot

'Cause somebody once said when I was young That playing dead is just no fun But these days I am a man, I'm not a boy

And you can be anyone Or just some mother's wasted son Oh you can be your own god if you want to

Come on to my side you will define me with a knife Spare me all the miseries that tear apart your life Oh you can lose yourself in art Or you can break somebody's heart in two Jump on in, the water's fine for swimming

Go on split the scene and let the dirty half come clean You are the wrecking force, you are the wrecking force In me, in me 'Cause I'm a soft machine, I was hard when I was sixteen You are the wrecking force, you are the wrecking force In me, in me

Note: More of a general theme for the series than for Kiriona specifically.

#kiriona gaia #gideon nav #tlt #fanmix #gideon the ninth #nona the ninth #been putting this together slowly for like . #this whole time since the book came out #[sweat emoji] #its given me so many hours of entertainment at this point be free

[bubblepopsims]

After a couple of days not answering the chat Evan picked up the phone. "Amore, would you mind taking pictures of me for our group chat? " Evan was aware that Courtney wasn't feeling her best and didn't want to appear in any picture. "I feel like it's my time to shine".

"Hey babes! You all look so stunning! You should see yourself through my eyes to understand how truly beautiful you are. Not as much as my love, sorry, but you are all close enough." Evan planted a light kiss on Courts cheek and resumed typing. "@Maddi I bet you would love to put a finger in between those beautiful, round, firm, hairy butt cheeks. I would, Courts would. You should do more than that 🤭 Courts is happy with the results of the work out too, let it be known that I have to carry her to the gym almost every time. I am starting to think that she just likes being carried around by me. Last time Hermes tried to pick her up and she wasn't very happy about it. Here come the first pic"

"@Maddi don't worry about the undies, I got you! Courts will be sending something for you too, I know you will enjoy it probably not as much as Rafa though. He better be nice to you or me and Courts will teach you a few useful tricks. @Asuka I am glad to be a prop for my grumpy better half. I love her and she can do whatever she wants with me. That is why today I am sacrificing myself and sending you this photo shoot. Courts did suggest the poses though. She is enjoying this. And yes, that bending over got some nice side effects 🍑 Courts is asking me to ask you @Asuka @Emillie about those shoes, she likes them a lot. She was going to make a joke about watching us go at it only if you let us watch you but she is afraid that you would say yes and hold her accountable 🤣"

"Don't ask about the onion pillow please. @Emillie slapping for Asuka and biting for you. Actually Courts is very good at biting while I excel in the slapping asses department 😎"

"@Juju @Izzy I hope you had some fun times, I bet Izzy want crazy seeing you like that on the bed. What a sight!"

Evan laughed, he wasn't done with Rafa just yet. " My very straight friend Rafa, you need to let loose a bit more, it would do you and Maddi good. I swear you would enjoy it 😜"

"And here is Courts favorite pic. We love you babes!"

M: "Oooo Sugar butt look! Evan decided to go all out!!" Maddi shifted upright in the backseat of the car, letting Rafael get a better look at her phone while she scrolled through the pictures of a radiating sex appeal Evan.

R: "You know part of me wanted to say this was just him being an attention whore.. but the fact Courtney is behind that camera.. he is pretty much eye fucking her."

Maddi laughed and nudged him "Oh so what I like to do mmmm?"

R: "Precisely. just with you, it has an effect on me. with Evan i just want to send him to... what did you call it? Horny jail?"

Maddie MadPie: "GUYS... RAFA JUST SAID HORNY JAIL XD! he saw the pictures and said Evan is eye fucking Courtney through the camera and -

Rafa took her phone and immediately read the messages that Evan had put in the chat "Give me this." Maddi yelped when the phone was taken from her and frowned only seeing how fast his fingers were going.

Maddie Madpie: "This is Rafael. First of all, you horny bastard, don't put that in Madalyn's head about putting anything in my ass. Second, what sacrifice are you making...? you love showing off is nothing new. Don't fool these people. especially my woman."

he sent the message and got out of the car helping Maddi out.

Maddie Madpie: "Welp... that went differently... but @ Evan. I want to put both of your asses on pillows for Courtney and I. alsoooo sorrryyyy i made you take the blame for my hidden fantasies. BUT please do send those undies hehe. also, give Courts... i am going to call her Smokey Quarts, that I hope she feels better T-T i already miss her face... Can I send a care package?? I want to convince Rafa to take a trip to see you guys !! Speaking of the man.."

Maddie Madpie: "We are the best-looking couple here besides the bride and groom of course... maybe ;) but we can clean up nicely."

Emillie is online.

Emillie: "Brooooooooooo I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS! FIRST WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THE ONION OVER YOUR JUNK??? SECOND is that a fucking tentacle dildo on your nightstand??? THIRD what kinky freaky shit are you guys into? I can't even look at the sexy slab of man because I am distracted by that damn toy on the nightstand XD Great fucking ass though @ Evan I want to play music on it. including we would hold both of you accountable. be careful what you ask for. Asuka and I are all about having some harmless fun now."

Maddie Madpie reacted with a laughing emoji to Emilie's post.

Maddie Madpie: "Rafa was saying that they had that "lamp" for as long as he knew them... there as to be a story behind it. also @ Emille Evan said not to ask about the onion. XD"

Emillie: @ Maddie Madpie: "You think I listen?????? do you even know me??"

Asuka Lovely is online.

Asuka lovely: "WOOOOAHHHHHHHH! well, I am staring at @ Evan... Em covered my other questions because..... damn I mean now I get it, Courtney... I really really get it... Jesus.... fuck me eyes... and everything also that ass.... Courtney, I am disrespectfully staring at your man's goods. sorry not sorry about it. @ Maddie Madpie, you guys look fucking amazing by the way let me get that out of the way before I got back to Evan. you guys look stunning. wow.. how did Rafa keep his hands off you?"

Asuka lovely: "Also Em is now making a song about the Tentacle dildo... we took a mini trip upstate to the snowy mountains. staying in this cute asian inspired hotel which is really cute. :3 Sorry I look like shit, I haven't changed for the evening yet. @ Courtney i will send you the link to the shoes so we can be the holy trio :)"

Maddie Madpie: "HEYYY I WANT THEM TOO ONLY IF THEY COME IN PINK Though! Somehow this photo is giving me music video vibes... @ Asuka"

A good hour passed.

Maddie Madpie: "Guys..... Rafa is so hot... I'm sorry.. I know blah blah gushy girlfriend mode... but just look at him... and look how he LOOKED AT ME! mmmmpft one of these days I am accidentally going to have this man's children... not even kidding. @ Evan i told him what you said about loosing up... and he literally gave me the most sexiest straightest face ever... and said He is loose just not for you."

Asuka Lovely: "LMFAO MADDI! YOU CAN'T ACCIDENTALLY HAVE THIS MAN'S CHILDREN. XD BUT I will admit... if I was in your shoes or even Courtney's shoes... I'd definitely consider taking the RISK every time... especially now finding out @ Evan and @ Courtney. are professional biters and ass slappers.. it's a done deal for Emillie and I."

Asuka lovely: "Emillie has that look in her eyes. mmmpft i might get pregnant tonight XD But anyway, we are going out ! hope court court feels better, take good care of her @ Evan also helping her sweat out the sickly is always appreciated! we love you guys! "

Maddie Madpie: "We also love you guys, gotta go seduce Rafa to the dance floor again ;3 wish me luck!!!!"

#ts4 #group chat shannaigans #Tentacle La*dildo*mp #Two gals just enjoying their pixel cuties friends #the tribe #Maddi and Rafa #Emillie and Asuka #Juju and Izzi ae off banging

[omniblades-and-stars]

For the wip folder ask: what we lost in the muck sounds so interesting

Oh yay! One of my non-Mass Effect wips!

So I am playing a DnD game set in Eberron two years after a war that had lasted so long, my character, Aacid Malvys, has never known a time without it.

Aacid started as a joke. A dragonborn with an acid breath weapon named Aacid. But as I started thinking on her back story, she became quite serious and important to me.

Aacid became a soldier, and eventually proved herself capable of leading a small band of soldiers who specialized in guerilla style warfare. Near the end of the war, her pride causes her to make a bad call, and it costs her very nearly everything, except her life.

This will be the story of her time in the army from a young woman up to that event.

I'll put in what I've got so far (not very much) on this one under the cut!

"Shut your gob, Longhollow," Aacid huffed, voice raspy and gruff with exhaustion. She dropped her feet over the side of the top bunk, and inspected her toe claws for cracks and chips. It had been a long journey from Sharn. Fresh from basic training, they made their way to the frontlines. Young and full of pride and enthusiasm, one might have expected them to be eager to prove themselves on the field. But all they really felt was the dread of being sent into a war that had darkened the edges of their lives since they were born. "The oldest, she gets top bunk.”

It was much easier to joke about juvenile things like sleeping arrangements rather than address the creeping and pervasive sense of doom that gathered in the barracks like a fog. The humor helped fight away the feeling that there was a monster lurking in the shadows cast by the lamplight.

Peotyr batted her great clawed foot from in front of his eyes. “You stuff it, Malvys! You’re huge, if this bunk collapses I’ll be crushed in an instant!” He tossed himself back onto the straw mat that was allegedly a mattress and brushed away stray brown curls that had the audacity to go askance from the motion and block the charming view of the worn wooden slats above him. Initials and crude drawings both scratched into the surface, a time honored tradition of young soldiers.

Aacid bounced up and down causing the aging bunk to squeak threateningly. The crest of her horns nearly scraped the ceiling. “This sounds like a personal problem, Petes. You should try being taller.”

“Should try being smaller,” he groused in return.

“Tell you what, we fight for it, yes? First one knocked on the ground gets the top.”

“Bite me, Ass.”

Aacid shifted suddenly, pulling her legs up and behind her to swing around, her head hanging down to the bunk below. Eyes like molten gold challenged Peotyr almost as much as the sharp, fine points of her teeth did. “What part of you do you treasure most? I will be happy to rid you of it,” she snapped her jaws threateningly a couple of times.

Peotyr sat up in a snap and wrapped his hands around her curled horns. With an impish grin, he yanked, pulling Aacid over the edge of the bunk. She went crashing loudly to the floor with a shouted curse. She wrapped her hand around his ankle to drag him to the floor with her.

“Will you two please shut up!"

#daisy screaming into the void #not mass effect #this is my ask game tag now

[deatheatet]

So, everybody. Z-Dog x Walker One-shot won the poll so here it is

-Zhang's POV-

Z-Dog was standing with me when the rest of the squad was supposed to wake up. I know it botheres her that neither Mansk nor Walker were in our group,that she had to wait longer.Z had been chewing on the inside of her mouth for nearly twenty minutes. I made a mental note to tell the Colonel to get Z some gum,force if he had to. Z never realized she was doing it,so I nudged her with my elbow and she looked at me

"Hell was that for?"Z asked

"Your chewing your cheek"I told her. She hissed,still weird knowing we hiss like cats now, and cursed.

"Goddamn it! What the f-" She cut her swearing off with a pissed look. I remember her say something about it being subconscious I think. Well if she didn't get any gum at least Ja might be able to do something,or keep a bunch of extra packs on him like when we were human When it came time for the next group of our squad to wake up,Me, Z-Dog and Fike were there so no one pulled another Colonel,woke up and went to swinging when they see blue. Next group was Mansk,Warren,Walker,Ja and Prager.Z-dog went to Mansk first. I helped out Warren, people actually thought we were a couple as humans,but we're both straight as Lyle's sniper shots. Well,Warren was bi,so was I,we just preferred women. After Z-Dog heard Walker grumble a little and shoved the scientists away Snarling "Get that fuckin light outta her goddamn eyes"

-Walkers Pov-

My eyes fluttered open and i blinked away some blurriness,and saw an avatar.... She looked familiar till "Hey there Baby. glad to see ya woke up" My ears shot up in recognition, fuckin great,that means I'm Blue...and dead. It was... Was it really,Z... the answer was yes,once I saw the tattoos, always with the fuckin tattoos.

"Z?" I asked, Christ my voice was fucked up, sounds like I choked a little to much.

"Good mornin Sleeping Beauty" Z smiled,it all fell back in place so easy. Our normal teasing,our jokes and everything. "Still sexy,even in blue baby" Z said winking at me when I raised up,and realized that my fuckin ass was showing because of the Fucking gown those damn science pukes put me in. "Funny, asshole"I retorted grinning a little.

After a couple hours and the Colonel's briefing,he must have been good to make a joke dispite having woken up swinging at his squad. Everything pretty much was the same for all of us,We were just taller,bluer and had tails with fangs. Wasn't much fun goin to the gym when we got so fuckin exhausted after only a couple hours,used to be we could go for damn near a day. Didn't matter, Colonel was assigning bunk mates now anyway,no doubt everyone would end up with their favorite team mate. Meaning Fike and I will be bunking, hopefully.

-Z-Dogs POV -

"Alright,all ya shut yer traps" Colonel said,his way of announcing bunk pairings were coming.

"All right so unfortunately,(he grumbles mid sentence "They stupidly forgot there's fuckin 12 of us") We all gotta bunk with someone,but i ain't bunkin with nobody,so there'll be three of ya sharin a room." of course,but I know he just wants some real time to be alone,He had asked bout Paz and the kid not long after waking up..Paz was KIA and no one knows what happened to the kid, wether he stayed,was killed, sent back to earth... Nothing. I got real pissed when I heard they didn't try to watch on the kid,still am actually. Doesn't matter,(It does) Any-Ah shit.

-3rd person POV-

Z spit blood into a trashcan, Quaritch looked at her. 'Remind them damn science pukes to get her some gum' Quaritch thought to himself. Either way he announced "Lyle and Mansk are sharing"

-Walkers Pov-

Ah,Mansk and Lyle. Means Z and I are probably bunking,thank God. I love Fike,he's my best friend,but Z helps with a lot. The list went on after.

Mansk & Lyle

Zhang & Warren

Prager & Ja

Me & Z

Fike,Brown & Lopez,then the Colonel on his own. I'm glad Fike's with Brown and Lopez,yeah they fight a lot but their both close with him. And Brown is a good thing because when Sean has a freak out he usually needs someone to hold him,Brown is his first option. He likes him more than friends but won't admit it because Brown seems straight as an arrow. Hell poor Sean forgets over half of our asses are all bi. The only real straight ones are Colonel,Lyle,Mansk,and Lopez. Ja and Prager honestly give me mixed signals on which one they are.

-Z-Dogs POV-

Thank God. I love Mansk but I wanna talk to Walker about some stuff.

After some more working out it was Lights out. There were bunks in the room,not bunk beds thank God. Walker was in the shower when I got there so I just put on some sweats and took my shirt off. So now I was in my sports bra and my sweats, honestly more modest than how I slept as a human. I was checking out a holo pad when Walker finished her shower.

-Walkers POV-

I finished my shower and dried off. I put on some shorts and my sports bra, basically a sleep version of my regular outfit. Either way I'm to damn tired for anything so I head out and Z's on the bed messing with a holo pad, probably trying to find a movie to watch. "Hey Z" my voice sounds weird,it's just. God I don't know how to explain it.

"Hey" Z responded, looking up at me. God,we spent so many nights together as humans why is it so weird being alone now in these bodies.

-Z-Dogs POV-

Walker looked nervous, can't blame her. No predicting these new bodies but it was something else,I can tell. She's shifting around and she won't look at me,and the tail gives it away.

"Hey, Maria?"

-Walkers POV-

"Hey Maria?"

My head snaps over,Z never calls me Maria like I never call her Alicia, unless it was when we were Fucking,well then we only said each other's first names when we were making love. If we were Fucking...eh I don't wanna mention what we called each other.

"What's wrong,Sweet girl?" Z asked turning my face to her and gently holding her hand to my cheek once I sat down on the bed. I sighed "Sort of. I'm happy we're together but..." I felt blood rush to my face,the second I said this I wasn't living it down

#miles quaritch #paz socorro #miles socorro #lyle wainfleet #recom squad #walker #zindarsk #recom mansk #recom lopez #Recom Warren #recom zhang #recom fike #recom prager #Recom Ja #recom brown #Recombinant Squad

[ofseafroth]

i don't use tumblr AT ALL but i think this is the one place i can show screenshots where everyone will see them.

i am tired of holly, ria, the original tumblr poster, and whoever this SadisticCupid is pretending theyre not at any fault for the recent idiotic drama.

holly is a person who is have had a falling out with some years ago. 2020, i believe, when the server was first made. the situation entailed her getting upset over a friend and i making jokes about white people. both my friend and i are half white. she claims i called her a cracker, i don't remember, so i wont deny or confirm that. she sent her friend ria to harass me on my message board after i made an all poc server. it immediately sprung into an argument of course and i blocked ria after ria compared me to my abusive mother. i have not spoken to her nor kept up with her until 2023.

however, holly joins my server AGAIN pretending to be someone else. she ends up leaving again after sharing art of UC ocs and i went "those are some white ass names" immediately following a compliment of her artwork. ss below. she leaves, she rejoins and claims she was bullied in the server. this was after she wouldnt let people promo the server on the UC insta and said the server was filled with bullies. i immediately took that accusation seriously and asked her to point out who bullied her because when we went back in the conversation, there was only that one thing i did. as soon as we pulled out screenshots, she began claiming she was bullied in dms and couldn't remember the conversation. she leaves AGAIN. she rejoins and a mod immediately recognizes her. when called out, she denies that shes the same person until i finally tell her i know its her. we have a conversation in the dms, every thing is resolved.

amidst a conversation about lucifer's flaws, specifically the rape of hades, holly jumps in and begins calling hades a whore. we all know how much holly likes lucifer. we tell her to stop calling him a whore, it was weird with the conversation we were having, and another member even explained it further.

she slut shames cain. i tell her to stop with the slut shaming. i have a rule in my server to be respectful on how you speak on fictional characters bc while they are fictional, there are things in the series that reflect real life situations. i.e : rape. i told her i dress similarly to cain. the constant slut shaming was just not a good feeling.

now the stupid business with the one shot. i have said repeatedly how i do not care how people feel about the one shot whether you like it or not. there was some valid criticisms esp with the first publication that i cannot have an opinion on because i did not read the pre edited version. we had screenshotted some comments that we felt were dramatic and found funny. not once did we come after anyone who genuinely had criticism about the one shot. she comes in out of no where and tells a mod to shut up and move on. of course we are not going to respond well to that. NOT ONCE did anyone treat her similarly when we disagreed with her. ill add screenshots as well.

i will also add screenshots of the conversation i had with the person who wrote that one tumblr post and anything i think is also relevant. claiming i manipulated them into taking my side is crazy.

#theunderworldchronicles #rotXinXpieces

[cheekykitsune]

On-Call Desserts

Here it is! THE SEQUEL TO HOME-COOKED MEALS!!!

Yes, the title had to be related. Necessity.

Anywho, make sure you let me know what you think of this long ass scenario! Please, fuel my dumbassery. Three scenarios so close together has been fucking exhausting but I am, trying my best!

OH YEAH! There is also some MILD Drug use. It’s explained, and it’s pills. No needles. Read at own risk.

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Cheeky Kitsune 🦊💋

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“Hey, Tamaki? It’s Mirio”

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You watched Mirio curiously, remaining seated on the kitchen table with a hand rubbing at your modestly sore throat; deciding to stay quiet so that you might be able to work out how things would pan out.

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“I know your shift just finished, but see, the thing is that (Name) just went into heat and sh—”

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Mirio stopped speaking for a moment, leaning down to press a tender kiss on your forehead before leaning back; his hand resting on top of your head while you assumed Tamaki spoke on the other end of the phone.

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“Look, I was trying to tell you that we wanted to see if you’d join us.”

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You looked away the moment Mirio sent a wink in your direction, a low chuckle following your reaction; causing you to kick at his leg lightly. A soft gasp escaping you when the hand on your head moved to tangle in your hair roughly, giving a firm yank until you found yourself staring up at the ceiling with Mirio’s mouth against your throat and the mark that he had left behind on you.

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“No. It isn’t a joke. I want you to fuck my little Omega while I watch…knot her, breed her…I don’t care, neither does she. You should see how fucking wet she is right now Tamaki, all because you might come fuck her in front of me”

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 You let out a soft whine as he spoke, unable to argue with a single word he said; your slick pooling between your thighs at just the thought of having Tamaki use you like you were his.

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 “Thirty minutes? No worries. See you then buddy.”

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 Mirio hung up the phone promptly, throwing it across the room moments before laying you back down on the table, his erection rubbing against your slick-covered folds and dragging a needy moan from your lips. One that you couldn’t hold back.

 “Guess that means I have thirty minutes to fuck you senseless without his help…what do you think Sunflower? Can you keep up?” You moaned at his question as he grabbed a hold of your hips with both hands, promptly burying his cock deep inside of you; his knot twitching slightly as he pressed it against your folds, still not fully recovered from having you soothe his erection mere minutes ago.

 “Use your words baby, I know you can…” Mirio tailed off, cooing the words down at you as you stared up at him through half-lidded eyes; soft mewls and needy whines escaping you each time you tried to silence yourself.

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 “I…can keep up with you Alpha, I can…so please…”

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 He smiled down at you lovingly, leaning down to kiss you with a tenderness he usually reserved for when you were ready to cuddle in your nest before the next rounds of wild fucking resumed.

 “Alright my little Omega, I’ll spoil you for the next thirty minutes…because when Tamaki gets here, I’m going to be very, very selfish when it comes to using you for our needs.” You couldn’t help but nod your head slowly at his honeyed promise, the mere thought of what was to come enough to fill you with more energy that you would need to burn off.

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 “Good girl…”

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  “Alright Sunflower, that should be Tamaki now…but you need to wait right here, alright?”

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  You let out a soft whimper of understanding as Mirio leaned away from your vulnerable form on top of the kitchen table, pulling his thankfully deflated knot out of your slick-covered folds with a loud, wet pop; the sound sending a shiver through your spine.

  “Good girl” Mirio offered you a quietly spoken praise while adjusting his pants, moments before you were left alone in the kitchen; familiar voices on the other side of the very wall you were stuck looking at with your head hanging over the edge of the table making your body burn with desire, even though your Alpha had just finished fucking you.

  That wasn’t even counting the fact that he had started out by going down on you, nor you taking his dick down your throat.

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  “Hey Tamaki, thanks for coming man! You should’ve seen her when I suggested this, desperate for it. Weren’t you baby?”

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  You gave a slight nod of your head as the two Alphas entered your line of sight. Mirio wearing a shit-eating grin after having just over-filled you with his thick seed and Tamaki staring down at you with such a hunger, you were almost afraid to speak.

  “And you’re sure this is okay? She’s your Omega Mirio…I don’t want to overstep” Tamaki growled out his concerns as he approached with slow steps, your eyes glued to the impressive bulge in his pants; no doubt the sight of you sprawled out like you were, combined with the sickly sweet scent of your heat being the cause.

  “We talked about it before calling you, she’s eager and the idea of watching you fuck her has my knot throbbing” Mirio made the remark without putting too much thought into it, all of his attention focused solely and Tamaki and the way he approached your ready form.

  “But not on the table, poor thing will be broken by the time we’re done if we don’t move to the bedroom” You sent Mirio a thankful look as Tamaki nodded his head in agreement, strong arms sliding under your back and behind your knees; lifting you into the capable arms of the pro-hero that was about to knot you in front of your own Alpha.

  “The bedroom, right?” Mirio nodded in response to Tamaki’s question, following after you quickly while Tamaki made his way through the house. Almost as if he owned the place.

  “I’m kind of surprised that you were so open to the idea though Tamaki, didn’t think it was something you’d be interested in” Tamaki smiled down at you as Mirio spoke, his hold on your already tired body tightening ever-so-slightly before loosening almost immediately. You weren’t sure why, but the small act of affection had your heart thundering inside of your chest.

  “I’d be lying if I said I hadn’t thought about doing something similar to her, Mirio.” Tamaki deposited you onto the bed as he spoke, half-turning his body to look at Mirio as you got yourself comfortable; a mix of Mirio’s seed and your own slick coating your folds, dripping down onto the once clean sheets.

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  “Oh? Well maybe if you do a good job fucking her, I might consider sharing her with you in a more permanent fashion…if she agrees of course”

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  Your cheeks burned at the very idea of having two Alphas to yourself constantly, the number of times you would be knotted during your heats, or perhaps if you simply craved it. The warmth at night. Endless possibilities and all of them choosing now to rush through your head.

  “Then I can do what I want to her right? Since you get a front row seat?” Tamaki gave a vague gesture to the head of the bed, which is exactly where Mirio settled himself in; now completely naked, with his legs spread and a large hand loosely holding onto his cock, giving lazy tugs that had beads of precum rolling down from the tip along the underside of his dick.

  “Tamaki, enjoy yourself. (Name) will let you know if she needs you to stop. Won’t you Sunflower?” You nodded your head at Mirio’s mention of you, your eyes glued to Tamaki’s hands as they peeled away the clothes that hid a delightful show of muscle that came from years of training to become a pro-hero.

  “Then sit up for me (Name). Just for a second…” Tamaki trailed off as you obeyed his request, leaning up towards him the moment he started to lower himself to your level; his soft, warm lips stealing yours in a surprisingly demanding kiss.

  His large hand moving to support the nape of your neck while he lowered you back down onto the bed, his tongue expertly working its way inside of your mouth before tangling with your own; stealing every breath you had ever taken with the intensity of the kiss.

  It was different to how Mirio would kiss you and yet, at the same time, you found yourself enjoying both as much as the other.

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  “Fuck…did she just whimper Tamaki? Did you get her whimpering from a kiss?”

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  You gasped in the oxygen you desperately needed while Tamaki pulled his head back, using the opportunity to look back at Mirio who continued to lazily stroke his cock.

  “I guess I did…” Tamaki trailed off with a smile as he turned your head back to face him, his lips colliding with yours once again while his hands moved to your cum covered thighs, spreading them so that he could nestle himself between them; his long cock dragging over your sensitive folds, easily making you whine out a moan that was music to their ears.

  “I can’t wait to bury my knot inside of you (Name), you’ll look so cute stretched around it, begging me to breed you in front of your Alpha” The low rumbled words the left Tamaki’s mouth as he trailed searing kisses down your neck made you squirm beneath him; gasping out when you felt the tip of his dick slide past your folds, sitting against your entrance so snuggly, that you couldn’t stop yourself from wondering how good he would feel if you were to simply act as a cockwarmer once your body demanded a break from the exhausting business that was having to keep up with two Alphas.

  Tamaki’s hands moved from your thighs, up to your own hands. His fingers lacing between yours as he pinned your arms above your head; a slow roll of his hips filling you to the brim with every inch of his dick, the head of his cock pressing up against your cervix lightly. Just enough to pull a soft moan from your swelling lips, enough to let you know what he could do to you if he so chose.

  “Before you get started, Tamaki…” Mirio’s voice broke the trance that Tamaki had settled on you, causing you to blink rapidly while tilting your head to look towards the love of your life; becoming confused when you noticed him rummaging through the bedside table. A quiet hum filling the silence.

  “Do you remember the other week when we were on patrol…when we found those low-life Alphas trading Omegas, along with the drugs they used to put themselves into a lust-fuelled craze?” The words that left Mirio’s mouth made you gulp nervously, a shameful burst of excitement igniting deep within you as your mind pieced together what your Alpha was getting at.

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  “Wait, you kept those?”

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  Mirio snorted in response as he returned to his position at the head of the bed, holding up a small orange pill bottle with what seemed to be a legitimate label on the front of it; a wide grin on the blonde Alpha’s features.

  “No, I didn’t…but I did have the agency do a thorough check on what they were. Turns out they’re safe. It’s a drug you can get with a script from any doctor. Those morons were over-dosing, it’s supposed to enhance heats and ruts, induce them even” Mirio hummed out the explanation while opening the bottle, downing a single pill before either you or Tamaki could say anything to stop him.

  “I tried one the other day after a long shift. (Name) took five of my knots before we both crashed on the couch, my knot still stuck inside of her…a real mess when we woke up, but a good time none-the-less” With that said, Mirio held a pill against Tamaki’s lips, giving you the perfect view to watch the still hesitant man take it into his mouth; swallowing before he could get a real taste for it.

  “For a minute, I thought I was going to have to take you to the police and fuck (Name) through her heat without you” Tamaki muttered the remark dryly, dark eyes dropping to your lips as Mirio sat back against the headrest; the orange bottle of pills discarded amongst the sheets while he enjoyed the show, his hand wrapping around his throbbing cock with a little more effort this time. Slow, steady strokes becoming the new favourite rhythm for the moment.

  “Not likely. I’m a hero Tamaki, a pro, just like you are. I wouldn’t have it if it weren’t completely legal and safe to use…now shut the fuck up and fuck my Omega” Mirio’s voice dipped out of the usual happy-go-lucky tone that he usually carried, instead a deep hunger filling his voice; one that you recognised from the other night when he completely destroyed your body with his rough fucking.

  Instead of crying out in pleasure when Tamaki gave a harsh thrust of his hips, you found yourself unable to make any noise what-so-ever; Tamaki’s tongue once again invading your mouth and stealing your ability to breathe properly.

  Having to cope with a few quick gasps here and there whenever the now starving Alpha decided to kiss, or nip somewhere else. Somehow finding all the sensitive, still-healing bitemarks that Mirio had left on your body from the countless times he had fucked you in your new home.

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  “That’s it Tamaki, fuck her like she’s your Omega. Get her addicted to your knot, make her beg for it” 

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  You whimpered out loudly at the already addictive sensations while Tamaki’s pace continued to grow wilder and wilder with each new thrust of his hips; the pill that Mirio had given him kicking in faster than anyone had expected. Though that could be due to the nature of his quirk, you weren’t entirely sure.

  You also found yourself unable to care.

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  “T-Tama…ki…!”

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  Your broken cry of pleasure had the Alpha’s in the room snarling in appreciation, your sounds of delight fuelling them both. Mirio’s strokes growing sloppy and desperate while Tamaki fucked you senseless, his teeth leaving behind deep marks that would take time to heal from what you could tell at that moment.

  “Fuck…fuck you and those pills Mirio!” Tamaki snarled out in such an unexpected way as his hips moved harder and faster, each of his thrusts rocking your entire body deeper into the mattress; the head of his cock almost constantly hitting up against your cervix while his quickly inflating knot began to catch at your entrance until suddenly he was unable to pull out of you anymore.

  Only able to rut himself up against your body as his knot locked him into place, his hot seed filling you without warning; the sensation of having him constantly pressed up against your most sensitive part inside of you enough to make your back arch and your lips part in the form of a loud moan of ecstasy.

  Long enough for your horny Alpha to drop a single pill into your mouth, his throbbing cock soon following and making you swallow the pill; any questions you might have had thrown out the window as your Alpha began to thrust his hips; fucking your throat like he had done earlier the very same day.

  “Let go of her hands!” Mirio snarled out the command to Tamaki, who complied immediately so that Mirio could guide your hands to the pulsing knot that he had left unattended. Purely for this moment if his thrusts were anything to go by.

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  “Squeeze baby. You want your orgasm right? You want to be so full that you can curl up with your Alphas and sleep off the exhaustion with a satisfied grin? Then you need to fucking swallow every drop of my cum, right now.”

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  Mirio’s growled out instruction had you clenching around Tamaki’s still throbbing knot, earning a low curse of enjoyment from him while you squeezed and rubbed at Mirio’s knot. Desperate to please both men above you, managing to breathe through your nose well enough to cope with the way Mirio kept thrusting his hips. Using you as much as he could without breaking you.

  “Are you sure she can handle…us like this? If we hurt her…” You could hear Tamaki above you as you continued to do as Mirio had asked, a strangely pleasant warmth beginning to settle in your body as you did; he sensation different to your usual heats and yet more intense all at once.

  “That’s why I gave her a pill after we had ours…it’ll hit her different and hard. Harder than us, the sooner we get our first knots down, the sooner we can exhaust her” Mirio’s hands moved to your jaw as he spoke, his touch rough and loving all at once; making you moan around his dick in the most encouraging way you could manage with his non-stop pace.

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  “I swear to god…she’s ours now. Not yours. Ours. I’m never gonna be able to forget the way she takes my knot”

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  You could feel your cheeks burn at Tamaki’s growled out words, Mirio’s laughter following soon after; though his thrusts didn’t stop. It was the opposite really.

  The more his knot swelled between your hands, the harsher he became until finally, his hips gave a sudden jerk, his thick knot pressing up against your lips as much as he could manage without forcing his knot inside your mouth.

  Mirio’s hot, thick cum invading your throat as you desperately tried to swallow every last drop. Just like he told you to; your hands moving slower but with more force, wanting to milk your Alpha of everything he had to offer you.

  “Holy shit…”

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  “I know, she’s a little bundle of perfection that just wants her Alphas to be happy.”

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  You rolled your hips at the praise Mirio gave you, nearly choking on his cum when Tamaki’s hips bucked with a force you weren’t prepared for. Obviously enjoying your little manoeuvre, a little too much.

  “Careful, she might be a good cook sleeve for us but making her choke on my dick at this angle is a bit mean…” Mirio’s thumb brushed over your throat as he spoke, the action a temporary show of affection until you no longer had his dick in your mouth; you knew that once his knot went down, Mirio would praise you and spoil you with everything you needed once you had done as you were told.

  It didn’t used to work like that, in the beginning of your relationship with him. But over the years your Alpha had worked out what works best to keep you happy and you sure as hell weren’t going to argue with it.

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  “It was an accident, I’m sorry (Name)...I’ll make it up to you as soon as my knot goes down, bunny. I promise.”

#mirio togata #tamaki amajiki #mirio x reader #tamaki x reader #bnha x reader #omegaverse #alpha!tamaki #alpha!mirio #togata mirio #amajiki tamaki #togata x reader #amajiki x reader #reader x mirio #reader x togata #reader x lemillion #reader x tamaki #reader x amajiki #reader x suneater #suneater x reader #lemillion x reader #mirio x reader x tamaki #bnha #mha #boku no hero academia #my hero academia #scenario #smut #requests #cheeky kitsune

[heckinconfusedparade]

SCU Disturb the Peace of Sonic X

X Cast Nicknames:

Sonic- Spinner (he always spin dashing)

Tails- Tinker (he started working on Sonics plane without permission)

Knuckles- Guard (do I need to explain?)

Normally when you wake up in the morning, you don’t think about the possibility of meeting an alternate version of yourself.

Apparently that’s what Tails thought of, because his series of decisions lead to him, his brothers, alternate versions of themselves, some gals named Amy and Cream, and some random ass kid named Chris sitting together in a circle talking about life and other stuff.

“Tails said that you two are his brothers, is that true?” Chris is the first to ask a question. Sonic nods “yep I’m a proud middle child to these two. I got adopted by a human couple and they decided that my bro squad will become literal and legal.” Spinner hums “huh never thought there’d be a reality where I have human parents. That’s kinda neat!”

Chris pipes up “so do you like… go to school?” Immediate groans from the 3.

Knuckles sneers “They expect me to know all these equations and barely give me any help. I have to learn everything on my own.. thankfully I made some friends who help me out. I greatly appreciate them.”

Sonic huffs “On the first day, they immediately called mom and dad and declared that I have something wrong with me. I’m no longer in that class.”

Tails sighs “it’s too easy! First grade sucks! I’m surrounded by kids my age, sure, but they can’t tie their shoes, they think potty jokes are peak humour, AND THERES THIS ONE GIRL JANICE WHO FEELS THE NEED TO SHARE WITH ME THAT FOXES GO FAST.”

Everyone in the room chuckles as Tails continues “WOW I, A FOX, DID NOT KNOW THAT! THANK YOU JANICE FOR ALSO INFORMING ME THAT FOXES ARE GREAT PARENTS KNOWING FULL WELL I AM ADOPTED.”

“Thats horrible! She should be ashamed!” Cream says. Tails goes “oh yea she sure felt ashamed when I tattled on her.

Sonic suddenly gets this wide grin. Knuckles and Tails’ eyes widen in panic, knowing what’s about to come.

“I guess you can say-“

“Sonic no” Tails pleads.

“Hedgehog, I suggest you pause this instant.” Knuckles demands.

Their pleas fall on deaf ears.

“I guess you can say you’re a… tattle tails?”

Ba dum cchhh

Spinner instantly starts wheezing like it’s the greatest joke he’s ever heard in his Goddamn life. Chuck also gets a chuckle. Cream giggles! Everyone else? Hoping the portal gun is finished quicker so they can send this guy home.

“I’m gonna change the topic. What are your parents like? Are they nice? What do they do for a living? How did this happen? We need details.” Amy suggests.

“Father is a sheriff and Mother is a veterinarian. Both occupations greatly help the community. They took us all in despite bringing all that trouble with us. I believe they are some of the kindest souls the universe has to offer.” Knuckles thinks very highly of his parents. Sonic and Tails nod in agreement.

Sonic begins “They adopted me first! It’s a super long story, but to make it short, the tragic death of my first guardian Longclaw sent me to live on earth. I think I was like 2??? Almost 3?? Anyway, I was pretty much alone for 10 years because I was scared that someone would hurt me for my power. I watched Mom and Dad all the time. I formed a bond with them without them even knowing I was there. After an incident during solo baseball, I was hunted down by Robotnik. I ended up teaming with Dad, who I called Donut Lord at the time and we went on a road trip to find the rings I dropped in San Fransisco, then we kicked butt, and Dad punched Eggman twice. Then Mom and Dad fell in love with me and gave me a room in their attic. A home. Then one day 9 months later, I’m Home Aloneing it in my house, then Knuckles and Eggman rudely break in, ruin the wall, then as Knux has me pinned against a tree in a chokehold, Miles Tails Prower, king of first introductions, came barreling through the fence in a stolen cop car and hit Knuckles.”

“Wait. Slow down. Other me hit Knuckles with a car?” Tinker is experiencing several emotions, and despite having an extensive vocabulary, can’t give a word to describe one.

“Do not worry, other brother. I was not injured. It was merely a tap.” Knuckles says.

“So we’re just gonna gloss over the fact that Tails committed grand theft auto?” Chuck said, a little concerned.

Tails shrugs “hey, nobody was using it!”

Sonic stutters “that’s still a crime, buddy.”

“Well how was I supposed to know that?”

“Isn’t it common sense to.. not steal?”

“I’m 6, what do I know?”

“Miles, you hotwired a car, and built your own line of high tech weaponry.”

“That’s unimportant.”

-

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The story continues! Sonic briefly explains the events following.

“Mom and Dad invited Knuckles and I to stay with them and Sonic once the house was fixed. I was so nervous.. waiting for the letter to come in the mail that we got adopted. When the letters came, I think Sonic cried more than the rest of us!” Tails giggles, and Sonic brings up his hand in a stop motion “I did NOT cry.”

Knuckles grins “you did. You cried like a little baby hedgehog.” Sonic huffs as everyone either coos or laughs.

“HEY HEY SHUSH. SHUT UP. SHUT UP. I will kill you. And then kill you again.” Sonic points at Knuckles menacingly. Knuckles laughs “Sure, Sonic.”

Guard has one question on his mind “You mentioned going Super but didn’t elaborate on what you did besides the fact you beat Eggman.”

Sonic is suddenly much better “oh yea, after I became god, I summoned the universes greatest chilli dog!”

Guard chokes on air “yOU USED THE MASTER EMERALDS SACRED POWER TO SUMMON A STREET SNACK?!”

“Hey, it isn’t a street snack if it came from the sky, you dingus.” Sonic makes a good point.

When that portal gun is finished, Knuckles picks up Sonic and yeets him home first. Tails hugged everyone before going. Except Spinner and Guard who just gave him head pats. One day he will get a hug. One day.

#sonic the hedgehog #sonic 2 #sonic the hedghog movie #sonic x #miles tails prower #tails the fox #movie tails #sonic #knuckles the echidna #movie sonic #movie knuckles

[beetoo]

hormones + howls ☼ :: the sun

[2319 Words] | WATTPAD | AO3

❝ Good mourning, Enid. ❞

After the attack on Nevermore, everyone was in shambles. The principal was gone, Thornhill plotted to kill everyone, and Enid almost lost a 'friend'. Bianca and the other Nightshades ordered everyone to go back to their dorms and rest for the night so they could situate what exactly is going on in the morning.

The girls, Wednesday and Enid find themselves in their room, calling their parents about everything, but tonight's misfortunes haven't ended.

“Yoko, you better take a picture for blackmail.” Bianca jokes, chuckling off the chill down her spine looking at all the dead animals surrounding the two girls in front of them. While the rest of the Nightshades gather everyone into the Quad for a morning announcement, Bianca and Yoko set out to investigate Enid’s panicked texts, sent at 1 in the morning.

Enid YOKO I’M GOING TO KILL WEDNESDAY

Which, funny enough, the vampire ignored it and went back to sleep assuming Wednesday did something to offend Enid and was looking for a place to stay again. They argue like a married couple, geez. They can deal with it tonight, I’m exhausted. She thought before flopping into her bed. Yoko had no doubt they’d have already made up by the next morning, but of course, panic ensued when she was informed by other girls in Ophelia Hall that the ‘duo of the day’ disappeared from their quarters and hadn’t made it back.

Bianca was the least panicked hearing this information knowing firsthand what Wednesday Addams was capable of but she was curious to see how the night turned out for the two. A part of her hoped maybe they had a little gay escapade, secretly rooting for them after their overly tense hug after reuniting with the rest of their peers earlier that evening.

Knowing the mastermind was murdered in cold blood in front of her, Bianca didn’t feel any worry for the girl in black. I bet on Xavier’s flat ass Wednesday either killed Enid or kissed her. She thought as she roamed into the woods with Yoko. And they got the biggest room in Ophelia Hall, why chose to bump purses in the woods? Not romantic. At all.

But arriving at a scene with a sacrifice-esque circle of dead animals with them sleeping soundly in the middle was beyond Bianca and Yoko’s expectations for Enid and Wednesday’s nightly affair.

“Y’know I feel a slight hunch that I shouldn’t be surprised that this was how this morning would turn out.” Yoko deadpans, kicking over a dead rabbit with a part of its back bitten off. 

“Don’t even start. This is so, Addams. Looking at this kinda makes me regret rooting for these two.” Bianca replies, shuffling in place overwhelmed by the sight. The two shared a moment in silence, searching within the grotesque scene in front of them for the next move.

Breaking the silence, Yoko yells, “Ooo my favorite!” and lunges towards a nearby hog, pulling out a metal straw and stabbing it into the headless animal’s open wounds and helping herself to breakfast. Bianca stares at the vampire in disgust, with her upper lip raised and nose wrinkled, it took a moment before Bianca could regain her vocabulary to yell at the other girl to put the food down.

The vampire refuses to listen and continues to slurp down on the hog’s leftover blood.

“Gosh Yoko, focus! What are we going to do with these two gay idiots?”

“Dibs on carrying Wednesday. I am NOT touching Enid, miss ma’am marinated in blood the WHOLE night.” Yoko exasperates while throwing the bloodless hog over her shoulder. But before Bianca could offer a rebuttal, their argument was cut short.

“Dissipate your qualms, intruders. I will carry Sinclair myself.” A voice bellows, stemming from the shorter girl who was hauling both her and Enid’s weight to a stand. Keeping the sleeping girl on her chest, Wednesday maneuvers Enid’s body to a princess carry. Bianca silently helps by taking the coats that were on the forest floor and dusting them off to cover Enid’s body, watching the werewolf snuggle deeper into Wednesday’s chest—And witnessing Wednesday Addams fend off a blush.

Without another word, Wednesday headed towards the academy first, leaving Yoko and Bianca to their wild imaginations.

“You saw that right? I’m not insane?” Bianca was speechless, hand stuck over her mouth.

“These bitches gay!” Yoko screams, skipping her chaotic self over to Wednesday who was a good meter away. Bianca lets her hands fall from her mouth and runs over to catch up, smiling to herself in excitement. Ugh, I want to tease her.

“Addams.”

“Barclay.” Wednesday utters back, eyes unmoving from the path in front of her, keeping her march steady and gentle.

“You like Enid, don’t you?” Wednesday halts. Yoko sneers from beside her, giving the sleeping girl in Wednesday’s arms a boop on the nose, making the girl wrinkle it in response. With Enid’s sleep being compromised, Yoko earned herself a deathly stare from the one carrying Enid, making the vampire back away into hiding behind her precious friend Bianca. Wednesday presses on.

“What a ghastly presumption. What makes you think I have romantic feelings for Sinclair?”

“Well I never specified romantic feelings, I just asked if you liked Enid.” Yoko said quietly, from behind Bianca. She must have a death wish. Bianca thought, rolling her eyes.

“Addams, you can fool yourself but you can’t fool us. Last I saw you that red was when I nicked your forehead at fencing.”

“You’re ridiculous. I don’t like Enid Sinclair. We’re just roommates. Nothing more.”

“And they were roommates…” Yoko whispers to Bianca causing her to laugh out loud at the other girl’s vine reference.

“Please, Addams. If you were just roommates, why’d you spend the whole night with her? If anything, wouldn’t you enjoy the peace and quiet with Enid out?”

“OMG yeah! Plus I can’t believe THE Wednesday Addams was worried about Enid. You probably didn’t know but like, Sinclair comes from a line of alphas, so it’s not like there was anything to be worried about in the first place.”

“I wasn’t worried.”

“Then what were you? In love?” Bianca implies, not expecting the other girl to be beet red when she looks up. Smiling, she looks at Yoko with a victorious glint in her eyes, taking Wednesday Addams’ silence as another victory in her book. “Whatever floats your boat, Addams. I know you like suffering and all, but trust me. This isn’t the kind you’ll enjoy.”

Bianca said her farewells and told Wednesday what she’ll be announcing to the rest of the school during the morning meeting led by the Nightshades. Parting ways, Yoko waved the two goodbye as Wednesday took Enid to their dorm to wash off last night’s adventure.

Watching the two girls leave, Yoko turns to Bianca, ushering her to open her phone. The vampire then AirDrops the siren a forbidden photo.

“Yoko, you did NOT.”

“Hey, you told me! Can I please send this to Divina? I made a bet with her during their hug last night—”

“Just make sure it doesn’t go around or you’ll die before you turn 1900, dumbass.”

Back at their dorms, Wednesday kicked the door open and walked into the room, only to kick it close behind her. Still carrying Enid in her arms. She realized halfway up the stairs the other girl was already awake, seemingly enjoying her morning ride.

“Enid, I know you’re awake. Either you get off of me or I drop you.”

Nothing, at first.

“On a count to three. Three.” Wednesday drops the blonde.

“Wednesday what the hell? You said to three!”

“But I did. I did say three.”

“No one does it like THAT?” Wednesday throws her black coat over Enid as she walks into her own closet, preparing for a shower.

“Hmm. For someone who didn’t have to touch the floor until this moment, you’re quite picky.”

Enid stared at the other girl in disbelief, then went to massage her lower back where the impact hit the most. She then put on Wednesday’s coat to dress her currently naked form. Ugh, has she always smelt this good? Wednesday proceeded with her morning rituals, taking up their shared bathroom to shower and get clean, trying to forget Enid had heard everything she said the night before.

While the other girl prepares, Enid continues to sit on the floor, ruminating on the words she heard. Maybe I was dreaming. Enid shakes her head. Bianca and Yoko were teasing Wednesday on the way back—Even if it was a dream it doesn’t change the fact that Wednesday… Has a crush on me too.

Enid finds herself in an awkward predicament. Daydreaming about her roommate was definitely not on her Nevermore bingo card. If only Wednesday was even a tiny bit like her father. 

A moment passes.

Enid’s hand flew to her mouth, realizing.  She already is. Between the attempt to comfort her and the midnight chase, don’t even get Enid started on them sleeping in each other’s arms. Wednesday Addams does take from her father. Now, this sets the girl off. Every romantic scenario she could think of, she was already envisioning it. She was already thinking of all the Weathervane dates they could go to now that Tyler (derogatory) isn’t there. Wednesday could read or write about her book while Enid knits another snood. They could also go take morning hikes and explore the academy. If Wednesday truly had a soft spot for Enid, maybe she could let the blonde paint her nails. With color. I can’t get ahead of myself. We’re not even dating and I’m already imagining us together. But she couldn’t help it. The evidence is all there. Not even Wednesday Addams can refute this universally ordained fate. She squeals.

Enid rolls onto her stomach, kicking her feet and giggling at the thought. Oh, I have it so bad for Wednesday Addams.

“Enid.”

She freezes, rolling over to her back and pretending the other girl did not have to witness that. Looking at Wednesday, her eyes trail up from Wednesday’s checkered pajama pants to her black shirt hanging loosely on her thin frame, all the way up to her wavy black hair that Enid never seems to see out of a braid until this moment. 

Oh my god. Wednesday Addams with her hair down. I might cry. 

As if she didn’t just suffer gay panic, Enid replies monotonously. “Wednesday.”

“Shower. Now. As much as I like to see you covered in blood,” Wednesday mutters as she looks Enid up and down, then blushing and looks at the ceiling as she realized the only other thing covering her was her own coat. “You stink.”

Gasping as if she were offended, Enid dramatically stands up, walked over to her dresser to gather her clothes, and quickly rushed into the bathroom dropping all her belongings onto the countertop. Closing the door behind her, Enid found herself looking in the mirror. Enid cringes horrifically, covering her eyes in shame. I cannot believe I looked like a 3-day old used tampon in front of her. Oh my god, like, kill me now.

Turning on the shower, Enid goes to scrub off the dried blood. Violently.

As Wednesday sits on her bed drying her hair, she hears Enid curse in the shower.

“Fuck! I DO stink!”

A light chuckle escapes Wednesday’s usually sealed lips, making the girl slightly perturbed and caught off guard. Thing, who enjoyed his quiet night, was facing Wednesday on the desk, sending insinuating signals to the girl frozen at the moment. 

“Stop it, Thing. You are alluding to blasphemy.” Wednesday mumbles as she steals a quick glance at the bathroom door. Focusing in, she can hear Enid hum to k-pop in the shower, partnered with the sounds of her loofa terrorizing Enid’s outer layer of skin.

Her lips manipulated into a smile against her will, remembering moments from nights before. Tenderly thinking of Enid’s warmth on her clothes and the sound of her tiny snores. Usually, Wednesday can’t sleep  in such an uncontained environment. Preferably, she’d rather be buried alive than exposed, but the weight of Enid’s body over hers was comforting. The feeling of someone else’s heartbeat against her own was a different type of bliss that Wednesday could not understand. It was beyond the feeling of victory and pride when she crushed Thronehill’s skull under her own boot. It was beyond the thrill of finding new ways to kill somebody or learning a new fact about the Bermuda triangle.

Against everything she’s ever known, Enid was a fascinating new conundrum Wednesday was excited to explore. But something was holding her back. Fear was not a familiar feeling with Wednesday. Fearing not even death itself, there wasn’t a lot that could conjure such a beautiful spirit. She loved it on other people, but Bianca was right. This plague they call fear was not to be messed with.

Why do I fear her rejection when not even death can move me? Shifting her gaze down to the floorboards, Wednesday continues to dry her hair with a towel. After she was satisfied, she moved herself to her desk, sitting in front of her typewriter. With everything that’s led up to Viper’s beautiful ending, Wednesday couldn’t muster the energy to write.

Being on the farther end of the writing spectrum where there were too many words in her mind to write, Wednesday hit yet another writer’s block. Not even a diagram on a blank piece of paper could salvage her mind from herself. The more she tried to empty her brain she felt like more thoughts came to fill the empty spaces. All too many words but not a single one worthy of being written. Wednesday heaves in frustration, taking the paper she was typing out. And along with the ones she used to vomit up her thoughts, they were trashed.

Wednesday rests her back against her chair, slipping lower into it and resting her head on the back of it. She releases her wet hair from sticking to the back of her head, letting it flow over the back of the chair to air it out. Closing her eyes, Wednesday tries to covet her thoughts to think more linearly. 

But in the end, it was for naught. The very thing she was trying to forget, got herself cleaned up and ready to pester Wednesday’s mind yet again. Feeling her stare, Wednesday opens her eyes to see a finally fully-clothed Enid, arms crossed and staring at the girl in black. 

“We need to talk.”

“Goodness, we haven’t even exchanged morning salutations and you’re already getting ahead of yourself. Good mourning, Enid.”

[previous chapter]

#wednesday #wenclair #wenclair fic #wednesday x enid #enid x wednesday

[nitannichionne]

Ransom's Redemption (A Chris Evans Fanfiction), Chapter 26: Going Home

I hug Sy on sight.

"Hey, li'l bro," Sy hugs me back, chuckling deep. "I gotcha." He frowns at me. "You alright, man?"

I nod and say, "I just wanna get home."

"Me, too," he looks around. "I've been watchin' the Doppler, and this storm is no joke, it's gaining speed. These people need to get out of here pronto or find a hotel." He looks around again and I see it: he wants to do something, to help. He shakes it off. "Let's go."

For some reason, I felt like a "li'l bro" just then. He really is a soldier-trying to solve problems, do something. He really is someone to look up to, be like. "I'm sure the train people are monitoring it. They'll figure something out."

"They better, or the Guard will be out here," he sighs. "C'mon."

We get in the car, and we're gone. I mean, gone. "Learn to drive in the service?"

Sy laughs. "Well, I learned a different kind of drivin' in the service. Times like this, I'm pretty glad I did. That and--" he pats the dashboard. "buying Baby here. Made some modifications on her myself. She's the--"

"Fastest hunk of junk in the galaxy!" we both laugh.

"So, how was New York?"

"Got the shoot done," I say. 

"Well, that's good, right?"

"Yeah," I agree. "but my photographer..."

"He sucks?"

"No, no, just... we were friends before, and--"

"You don't think he can accept that you've changed."

"Yeah."

"Well, you can always keep it professional or get another professional."

"That's what I'm trying to decide," I shrug. "What happened with Damien Pierce?"

"You know the guy's name, huh?"

"Hard to forget the name of the guy Mimi broke an engagement with."

"Not much," he shrugs again. "He just popped up to say hi, I made sure he was just poppin' up to say hi, and we sent him on his way."

"Made sure?"

"He might have had a plan," Sy half shrugged. "I just backed Mimi's play. There was no plan."

"What happened?"

"Well, you know, Damien saw Maira and Mimi on TV, and when she gave your last name, he knew you two were married. For some reason, he didn't believe it."

"Believe what?"

"I guess he did a little recon," Sy shakes his head. "You just got out of jail, you got married in no time after. He always hoped he would get her back someday."

"And he comes the weekend I am gone?" I tense. 

Sy laughs. "Well, we all got friends, man. Friends who can give us a lowdown on the low-low."

"What happened?"

"She turned him down flat, offered him coffee and a sandwich." Sy went on as a matter of factly. "He said his last wife cleaned him out in a divorce, even took his truck!" Sy laughs, shaking his head. "What kind of woman takes a man's truck?"

"But she didn't take the dog," I point out.

"Naw, she didn't take the dog," Sy shook his head. "Anyway, he said he has property down south, an off-grid place where he could live and maybe start over. I'm not sure but I think he asked her to come with him. She said she'd help him, and she put him to work over the weekend. He slept in the basement. We paid him cash for labor, Mimi doubled the cash and bought him a plane ticket, too. I got the dog carrier, gave him some old clothes and he was gone."

"Heh," I shrug. The stories matched.

"Is that why you're comin' home so fast?"

"I missed her."

"Aww, ain't that somethin'."

I smile. "It is. And I finally figured out what song she put on my phone."

"Oh, yeah, I Get Weak."

"Does everybody know?"

"Amaira and I have ringers too." He smiles. "My ringer on her phone is Home by Daughtry."

I think of the words: The miles are getting longer it seems the closer I get to you. I've not always been the best man or friend for you, but your love remains true...and I don't know why. You always seem to give me another try. I'm comin' home to a place where I belong, where your love has always been enough for me. "More than enough."

"Huh?"

"Nothin'," I take a deep breath.

"You're really not the same guy, Ransom," Sy says. "and that's alright. In fact I'd I think I'd kick the old you's ass."

I laugh. "I think I might have, too."

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[movemnt]

so, this is me rambling through a rundown of most of what they cut from the final version of r.esident evil r.evelations 2. This is all summary of what was gathered from the horrid mess in the data files that a friend datamined and we sorted through about a year after the game released. It's a goddamn nightmare in there.

To make a very lengthy story short, they had the full game set to go until about 2 weeks to the first episode being released, and then basically halved it after delaying it for about another week with no explanation??? Nobody knows why they decided to go this route and we probably won't ever know. they left the game data in a bit of a cobbled mess with those data files still in it (and when I say it's a mess i mean it's a M E S S. it took three weeks to get just some of the dialogue that was missing and then much more to make some semblance of sense of the whole thing and piece it all together. like why not just delete all of it???? unless it was a case of 'if i remove this tomato the entire game will cease to function so it stays in this spot outside of the stage'-) and some dialogue tags and actions have zero context to them in the game in its current state.

i'm also not putting in the dialogue tags and am instead summarizing them because this post will be 10x longer than it is.

I also want to note that as much shit as I'm about to give it I fucking adore this goddamn game, it got me through some very dark times in my life, I even have Moira as my alias for most websites- it's amazing, but the fact that they left this much is kinda bizarre and makes me wonder what could have been. also it's v weird to do this summary again. i've done it once before but some details are missing from what i had in a draft of the deleted post i wrote and the post that a friend wrote so some of this is from memory.

alas.

The first episode is basically the same in terms of story. Claire and Moira get kidnapped, they wake up and Moira is freed after Claire does the first puzzle in the cells. It's much more hyper in pace and intense then smoothed into the more liminal space horror that we get in the prison currently. It was lengthy on both sides with a bit more of a reflection on things from barry's side in reference to Moira and LOTS. OF. PUZZLES. ON CLAIRE'S SIDE. kind of a blessing i'm not going to lie. alex went fucking hard (she literally set all these traps herself with a bit of help from neil) and her dialogue tags are ruthless. the xbox 360 demo they sent to cons and press reflect this.

The second episode... jesus fucking christ my guys.

For Claire's side: So instead of the ending being based solely on the choice you make in the third episode, there were a couple of different choices you can make in the second alluding to different endings where some characters die, some don't, ALL CHARACTERS DIE, all but one live, etc (I'll explain this in the fourth episode). Basically, you can help guide Moira's conquered fear a bit more instead of making it based around this one pivotal moment. It's a nice, slow blend into the root cause of her fear. She even talks more about what happened and Claire encourages her to try to protect herself more, even knowing what happened. Moira seems a bit more sympathetic, though is still angry at Barry for being over"bear"ing (ba dum tiss). It's not a constant slew of 'I HATE BARRY'' 'DOES HE ALWAYS TELL THAT AWFUL JOKE' and teenage-ish angst, there's actually much more of a blended mix of her trying to process what's going on and what happened between her and polly years ago. ( also there's a lot of what I like to call "Burton Joke Moments" lmao )

Also. I must state that the N.eil x C.laire dialogue was not present and actually isn't present in the original script of the game still, either in the old version and in the script in the japanese version. C-usa is notorious for implying things in their translation of R.esident E.vil stories (they got some fucking fire up their ass from Capcom and the development team after this one though, it was BAD.). The basis in the japanese script is that they were coworkers, he's the boss, without him terra save might crumble, and the script went more in the route of Claire being concerned about Neil as the leader of Terra Save as a whole.

Also, CLAIRE ACTUALLY ACTS LIKE CLAIRE. While the moment of Moira and Natalia bonding over the bracelets is still present and connected with the other pieces of dialogue, in the pieces of dialogue we found she is much more presently concerned with the actual fucking child they have tagging along with them. "Natalia, are you okay?" "You can come down" "Can you jump that high?" "Do the monsters scare you?" "You've got this, we'll get you out of here, don't worry." "Wow you're strong!" "do you need to catch your breath?" etc. While some of what was found can also be implied to be towards Moira, all of it sounds much more uplifting towards the kid than what we get in the present version.

Pedro's death is marginally the same, though the dialogue is that much more heartbreaking. That man was so fucking scared and Alex taunting him seemingly pushed him even more and made him an example of what those bracelets can do. Claire is also much more reassuring to him and trying to take charge of the situation before it eventually goes to the hell it turns into.

that's what i remember of claire's side, barry's side-

It was so much more creepy because Alex actually follows and watches you throughout the chapter (tbh a bit of an inside joke between me and a friend is that Alex walked so MR. X could run). There's animations and coding that imply she was supposed to be loaded into each scene in the city. Once you load it with the monster Alex model that's covered, she is permanently Watching you it's really fucking weird and was honestly funny to watch my friend test out (after it took hours to get it to Function). This also goes along with the present implications of her watching through cameras and through the revenants. She is literally Always watching you.

Speaking of! Fun Fact that I love just bc of its creepy factor- Alex is literally watching you through the revenants, but even this mechanic seems a bit faulty, or it's faulty on purpose? They don't seem to see Natalia, but heaven forbid they touch Barry if he's hiding it's an immediate grab (npc controlled or not). Oddly enough this is kinda the same for Moira in Moira's dlc chapter. They see her but also kinda dont? i'll explore that in my own hc for her later. Makes me wonder if they have this whole system of snuffing out who's infected and who's not it's really fucking cool. Or if it's glitchy. I'm gonna go for the former option bc it's cool.

anyway- that is most of what i recall from his side of ep 2, i think there was more with the pedro fight but it was mostly repeats of his scared rant in claire's side, if i remember more i'll add on to this.

episode 3-

i dont remember much about anything before the big neil fight, so im not sure if much of it changed aside from the aforementioned script stuff with claire and neil. there was a bit more talk about barry from moira following the encounter with evgeny and it's much more defeated than the high strung nature we get from her in the first chapter. "i didnt have to be told i did something bad" or smth turned into something like "i just wished we could have talked more without being stubborn". like honestly it seems less that they always fought, but were more complacent and silently tense until one of them poked the bear. kinda like a "not causing a fight for the family" sorta deal???

the fight though- i think it would have been so much stronger with the dialogue that was taken out. like i am not saying i dont like 'WE WERE SUPPOSED TO SAVE PEOPLE IT'S IN THE GODDAMN NAME!' but, claire is really going in on what neil has been doing, she's much more reactive after she has gotten some more clarity on what neil has been doing.

there's also like this document found in the chamber where you can find the dead butler, and it talks about albert and his visits and how ppl would just look really weirdly at this dude dressed all in black leather and telling them not to mind him lmao

barry's side didn't change much. barry's discovery of evgeny and then of moira's phone hit me like a goddamn brick wall and i dont think it changed much aside from the little different bits of dialogue you can hear from moira in episode four (i'll explain this in episode 4's piece)

now. episode 4.

holy shit on a shitstick-

some of this will be a mish mash of what i remember, what is missing, what is in concept art pieces, and what we had to gather from all of the above.

Starting with Claire's episode. So, there's a massive reason why claire episode 4 is only 10 minutes long as opposed to the other chapters, in short, there was a LOT cut out of it and connected to other pieces that were cut out, etc. I'll start with smaller bits of info and go up into the rather massive thing that we could only piece together and theorize about because, quite frankly and as much as this might make no sense, what we found makes no goddamn sense unless we connect it to scene stuff.

so, little weird things first- moira was supposed to get a katana from the tower at one point. for some reason alex kept one around, highly suspected to be albert's but i don't know. there's also a silenced pistol that implies that claire was supposed to silently shoot at the glasps that are released once the tower starts to go into self destruct mode. There's supposed to be more puzzles strewn about the lab, and more sight seeing around it too. Like you were supposed to see around it a lot more and not just from the confines of a glass box.

and then you get to moira's death.

you were supposed to hear her voice recording to barry as claire is walking away. that's fucking heart wrenching. like there's a reason why she has her phone in hand but not doing anything with it- she was about to record her final words to her dad, thinking she was about to die.

Now the big thing.

When you take the camera away from the insulated box they have you in with claire and moira and go beyond alex, you can find some bits and trinkets: two hospital beds (of which you can already see) some tricell equipment and purple tubes with rocks. Close inspection shows that they look a hell of a lot like lava rocks. Now hold on you may say, would that imply alex was trying to clone a certain brother of hers- i don't believe so. However, it implies that she had his dna. It's also implied that she was testing out what she was doing with natalia to see if she could do the same with albert's dna. which. makes a lot of other things make sense. Honest to god the one thing i hate about the way they did this is all the disconnected plot lines, like the one that "you were right albert it's not enough to live i want to transcend" alludes to. Like they left that in there and just didn't bother to explain why and let you assume he just rambled on about it to her one time and he continued that ramble into 5- yeah just. ugh.

another thing to ramble about before going into the brief discussion about barry's episode 4- the ending of barry's episode 3 (among other things) is just so. so unclear without the piece that is missing from claire's episode 4. alex grabs natalia and there's a brief moment where alex shows genuine fear, that's because her experiment worked, but only half way. See, half of her escaped and transferred into natalia and now lays dormant, the other half, however, is cursed to stay into the mutated form she is in. The only problem is this half in natalia is the worst half. this is where the "true or false, you, natalia, are false, i alone am true" thing and her raging hatred for natalia comes into play. only thing is they didnt show this or explain it.

and then barry's episode 4.

so, the multi-endings bit kinda comes into play here. Right now we have only two endings, a good ending and a bad ending. However, there's parts that make it look like the ending was supposed to be split up. Barry and Moira were supposed to work together for a bit (like when they escaped the area the first boss fight with alex happened in, it just cuts to them somehow running outside even though this cave was DEEP into the ground), there's some lines for evgeny (even though he dies which is honestly really curious).

that's honestly all i can recall at the current moment and as i dive into old files i might find more. hope yall enjoyed my ramblings.

#ooc ;; stilled #idk what to tag this as tbqh with yall #but yeah have my 2k+ word explanation of whatever the hell they left in those files. #we could've had it allllllll rolling in the deeeeeeeeeep