You know ... people make a lot of jokes about Kim Dokja's painfully obvious lack of self preservation and him being an outright horrifically unreliable narrator.
But idk, man. Something about this entire sequence has got me thinking Dokja can also be a bit too honest about what he's actually thinking lol
Hey, Dokja.
Yeah, you. Buddy. Pal. Ol' friend of mine.
Can you at least pretend to be the tiniest bit less excited to have the literal shit get beaten out of you?
Ink why would you hurt the bad sans like that?? What happened to your kind, caring soul? Oh wait that's right.... you don't have one, and you never will.
Blue: —
Ink: pfft, damn, ok…
Blue: NO! THAT IS NOT AN OKAY THING TO SAY TO ANYBODY! I UNDERSTAND YOU ARE UPSET, BUT YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT INK FREQUENTLY USES HIGH AMOUNTS OF FORCE TO COMPENSATE FOR HIS INABILITY TO DEAL DAMAGE! THIS IS SOMETHING THAT HAPPENS, AND AS FIGHTING NIGHTMARE'S GANG IS A COMMON OCCURANCE, THEM SUSTAINING BAD INJURIES IS BOUND TO HAPPEN!
Blue: (I WILL NOT SIT BY, IDLE, AS YOU INSULT MY FRIENDS)
Blue: . . .
Ink: . . .
(awkward silence)
if i see one more post about Edgin not being a bard because he doesn't cast any spells i will actually lose my shit
that's not Edgin's purpose in the movie??? it's Simon's????? Edgin has a different job??????????? who would've guessed shit has to be altered when formatting something into a movie??????????????? (case in point: in the wildshape chase scene with Doric, if they had stuck to the wildshape rules it would've been way less interesting in a movie format.)
also wasn't even a thought that crossed my mind watching that he could possibly not be a bard?? immediately after watching the first trailer I recognized that he was one without seeing any other promotion?? are you guys ok??????
(also dying on the hill that Edgin 100% used bardic inspiration MULTIPLE times.)
As much as I do love Dick being the sweet older brother, I need a little bit more of that energy to swing the other direction.
You know, the whole---"Now, I know not everyone is exactly excited right now to be spending the evening together. But if ANY ONE of you so much as tries to start shit, I can PROMISE you, you will NOT like what happens next. For the next three hours, we all are going to GET ALONG and PLAY NICE and have a WONDERFUL EVENING, do you HEAR ME?! I swear to GOD if you all don't keep your act together I WILL TURN THIS CAR AROUND, SO HELP ME!!!"---exhausted eldest sibling who is forced to wrangle his unruly younger siblings kind of energy.