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hyunip · 7 months

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DISTRACTION

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https://sober!-ony-x-drunk!-plus-size-black!-reader.com//:hyunip

A/N: Cannot get this man ony out of my head and how he gets distracted by how fine you looks while you talkin’ to him. You know that part of redbone with instrumental? He think you looks like that part of the song. Ion know if that made sense to you, but if it don’t, you gonna have to make sense out of it.

[I suck at warnings, sorry]

MATERLIST[Needs to and will be updated]

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[T]ipsy was really the only word that could explain you right now. The only word that fit into how you felt.

Your vision was a bit blurry, and your mind felt a little scattered, like all you could think of was words and how to put them in a way. But whilst talking, it seemed you couldn’t care less about what you said to him. Letting your thoughts be free. You were only like this because you and Onyankopon’s friend group were playing a game of uno with a little twist.

If someone put down a draw four card, you’d have to do four shots and then draw your four cards. Same thing if they’re stacked—if you have to draw eight cards that’s eight shots and eight cards—so on and so forth. You weren’t sure who made that shit up, but whoever did it was a damn good idea. It was funny and loud—which may have caused a little headache—and chill too. You all had a good time. But after a few rounds you all decided to chill since Sasha—a light weight—had one too many drinks for herself. So she’d went up to your room to sleep. Whilst Connie, Mikasa, Eren, Armin, and Jean were all laid out on bean bag chairs on their phones or talking. You were all in your basement, the song redbone by Childish Gambino playing, set to a medium volume on the speaker at the back.

Ony listened to you talk, listened to you sound a little loopy as you talked to him about a dream you had of him.

“And you was chasin’ me downstairs wit the knife—I almost bust my ass on the last step” you told Ony, your eyes slowly closing and your hand moved slowly to facepalm yourself in the face as you said the last part, making Ony chuckle at how you found it so dumb. “I ain’ gon lie baby, this shit sound like one ‘uh dem horror movies you be watchin’” he laughed.

Truth be told, Ony loved when you told him about your dreams, or spoke to him about just anything. Your voice was so smooth and sexy on the regular, but when you were like this, it was just goofy and sounded loopy as hell, and he found it funny and cute. But at some times—like now—he could rarely really ever focus on what you were saying, since he always found himself stuck admiring your facial features and body and how good you looked. He admired your ass, your thick thighs—and definitely the way the quadruple in size whenever you sit down. That has him practically drooling and wishing to be held between them for the rest of his life.— you hip dips, your double D cup sized breasts, and of course that pudgy belly you had (cause be real. You can’t want a woman with a FAT DUMPY and some pretty big titties without no stomach 🙄 plus size are baddies too.)

He loved the fat under your arms and how chubby you were. But my oh my, when he catches a look at them pretty brown eyes and see that wide and beautiful smile, his heart can’t help but skip almost all the million beats. He may not show it, but when he sees how good you look everyday, he try his best to find the words to speak. Always silent at first glance.

He was leaned back against the couch, his arms falling on his thighs as he sat manspread beside you, staring at your well done makeup. The little eyeliner wing making an illusion of slim siren eyes with a lit red tint under your eyes, and mink lashes perfectly placed on your lash line. The look with your outfit made him want to get on his knees and start slurping you up and eating you like the last dinner he will ever have. You were just too sexy, and he could always gas himself up about how bagged himself the baddest woman in his eyes.

“You listening?” Your voice was low and interrupted by a small hiccup after drinking a few sips of a cup of soda sitting on the small round table in front of you both. His thoughts were interrupted by that, bringing him back to reality.

When he focused back onto your words and was able to give your entire being a final analyzation, he heard the best part of redbone begin to play, making the moment even better for him.

Ony nodded at your question before you moaned in satisfaction as to what your ears were hearing right now, standing to start dancing to your favorite part of the song, vocalizing with it under your breath. As you got up, so did Mikasa and Connie, all of you vibing out to the music and singing along with each other. Ony couldn’t do anything but sit back and watch you enjoy yourself and feel good.

Best believe he could NOT wait to get you home and love and touch all up on you…

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And that, Ladies and Gentleman, was DISTRACTION by HYUNIP!

#hyunip #aot x reader #black reader #aot onyankopon #aot eren #aot mikasa #its been some time since i wrote anything #I love writing about ony #ony x black reader #plus size reader #for my big girls

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doukeshi-kun · 7 months

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You want some kolya in a tight fitted sweater, I gotchu fam.

I imagine he would look scrumptious in them. We discussed his frame before, and he got that broad shoulders, slim waist built. I am a strong believer in him having strong arms, so the sweater perfectly molded against his shoulders and arms would be 👌👌 like it'd be such a formal and casual look, but it defines his masculine features. Imagine his titties being defined in it 😩😩 the soft texture of the sweater against his firm chest. And I bet it smells good, too. Like his natural scent plus anything he might wear. I think he'd so pull off a sweater look. He'd look so mature and so formal but it's just a sweater

Pulling up sleeves and showing his strong forearms woof woof woof

Imagine him wearing it while wrecking your shit 🤤🥴

I LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEE RAAAAAAAAAAAA :barkbarkbark:

okay first of all, yes we indeed agreed that he got that BROAD delicious shoulders, SLIM TINY delicious waist and STRONG delicious arms 🤤🤤🤤 AND YOU GAVE THE PERFECT PHRASE EVER—"formal and casual, defines his masculine look" LIKE I CAN FUCKING IMAGINE EVERYTHING. imagine he's sitting manspreading shamelessly, or maybe holding your coat with that stance towering you. me, a feminist, would gladly turn into a tradwife if nikolai is my masculine husband bro

and yesyesyes i imagine his chest would be the BEST part to feel when hugging him (i am currently blushing hard). his strong arms embracing you while your head is on his firm chest that is covered with a soft fabric. i'd trace EVERY lines of his muscles through the sweater. and fuck he smells nice. TOO NICE😫 like his cologne is not too strong but not too fading either. it's just nice enough to make you want to bury your nose into his firm fucking chest and breathe into his heartbeat AGHHHHH

idk if sweater feels great when the sleeves are rolled but ik he'd take pleasure in seeing your reactions eyeing his tattooed arms. imagine he's doing hard domestic work forklift kolya? lmao with his sleeves rolled up and he's sweaty and all but he doesn't get tired at all. and yk what, he does not have to do all that because he has his ability but he does it to show off to you UGH THAT SLY BASTARD 😝🔥🔥

definitely let him bang me when he's wearing dem slutty sweater rawr rawr daddy

#道化師-says❃ུ۪ #nikolai gogol x reader

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hookween · 2 years

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Fat titties?!!?!?

WHERE??? SHOW ME WHERE-

You cant just type that and go away,now where dem fat tiddies????

#ask post

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1990jeevas · 2 years

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He leavin' me shakin' My pussy achin' He bendin' me over I'm fuckin' menstruatin' Leave me frustrated Can't take the dick 'Cause this shit too hot Fire dick just like Satan I never cared aye Eating dick like a payday

Get the fuck out my damn face Eatin' his dick then I nae nae Goin super saiyan Might smash a dude Gamecube no melee

I got da stickie uh Show me dem titties uh Rockin' deez dickies

I'm counting 50s uh Might suck his glizzy yuh Shit I'm too busy I just might bust a nut I do not give a fuck Rubbing his booty up I'm feelin fruity huh

trinket you would say this off anon too

#shit self #asks #anon

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theyanderespecialist · 3 years

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My Angel 3 (Scenarios: Meeting Her) Lilith/Lucifer and Vox And Valentino (Hazbin Hotel)

[Hello My Sexy Readers, nback and side not this was pre writeen and I hope you all enjoy and stay sexy!]

Lilith And Lucifer) (Check Up)

(Lilith's POV)

I was taken Lucifer more or less against his will to our Daughter's hotel. He was not the most cheerful but I was happy to see her and it was the only free time I had in a while and I was not going to let him say no. I knock on the door and Charlie answers.

"Mom! I am so glad you are here! Angel is here and she is ready to meet you and dad and show all her improvement!" Charlie says and pulls us in.

My eyes land on the spider demon who looked rather uncomfortable she was ...the Angel Dust me and my husband used her POV porn to well spark date night up~

(she's trying so hard to not say something sexual)

(XD yes she is XD)

I see her it was like she was holding something back. "My dear are you alright?"

"Oh angel." Charlie said before she cracked.

"Your mom is a fucking milf like fuck me she's fucking hot-i said that aloud didn't I?"

I grinned and walked over to her and lift her chin up with a finger. "If a Mother you like to fuck~ Would you want mommy's milk~" I purred and Charlie gasped.

"MOM!"

Angel's face was so red she was not expecting that.

(I REGRET NOTHING I LIVE AND DIE BY THE TITTIES)

(oh no and Lucifer is enjoying this.)

However I expected her to say she didn't mean that.

"Hey if you're offering I will gladly be smothered to death by your breasts." (It's like a trigger she can't stop when she begins.

(Yes it is and Marie lives and dies by the titties as well XD)

"Mmmm is that so~" I purr and smile oh yes I wanted her I wanted her and I knew Lucifer wanted her as well.

"Yes being smother by her breasts is the best!" Lucifer says.

"DAD!"

(Poor Charlie XD This is not how she thought this would go XD and so does lucifer live and die by as well XD Dem titties XD)

(he so will xD poor Charlie)

(XD

(Lucifer's POV)

I see my wife smiling at me as I looked at her. "I know- I can only imagine-which have for the last decade- you're also very hot I'd sit on your face all fucking day--"

"ANGEL!" Charlie said now holding her face

"No no My Apple, I would LOVE her to sit on my face! Just look at that tush! Ohonhonhon! I would very much like that!" I say and lean to her. "My dear Angel what brought you to the hotel?"

"oh my- I am NOT staying here for this!" Charlie yelled. Oh well.

"well actually Charlie saved me-- I was uh ya know being extorted unfortunately." She said. "so uh you know getting a place to stay without huge amounts of money or having to do sexual things- excuse the langue I don't know many terms but it was like a god send ya know,?"

Charlie stopped and looked at her in awe,.

"I do not know if I believe in redemption but if there is even the slightest chance to see my mom and sister again... and be free of abuse... There is always faith right?"

I was shocked I never heard a sinner demon talk like that.

She then laughs. "And it is better than giving strip teases to my greasy landlord! Not to mention my panties! Those things are not cheap you know!" She laughs it was clear she needed this to work so desperately but she was ready to accept if it did not work.

"you know..my dear I'm sure if you ever need help and Charlie is unable to help with those issues..you can come to me or Lucifer." She said and though I expected a cum joke. She didn't make one..instead she hugged Lilith. Respect, go the tits.

We looked at each other and knew she was meant for us. Heaven and Redemption be damned.

(Valentino) (Lounge)

(Valentino's POV)

I was looking for someone who would bring me up to the top! Someone who would be my meal ticket and I heard of a lounge singer who everyone treated like gold. So I got in my best suit and walked the club. It was a small hole in the wall and I walked in to see a spider femon walk on stage and sing a song. And she makes eye contact with me just as she finished the song.

The lights finally shine on her and I caught her in the light. She was..wow she was something else god damn.

I saw how all the men drooled on her. I grinned. She will be mine I am going to have her soul.

(Vox) (Tears)

(Vox's POV)

(Damn val got ripped off he was tossed to the side. XD But he's so simple xD so it works Like he wants he gets. There's nothing more to it xD)

(XD That is what I thought XD)

I looked around the stupid party as I glared at Val who was surrounding himself with others when I felt a hand on my arm.

"You doing okay? You don't look very happy- want me to buy you a drink?" I turn around to see Angel dust. She was the one Val's been boasting about. Always talked about her,in fat she's supposed to model for me in a few days.

"yeah just ugh! My supposed Boyfriend is such a man whore!" I say and it was not even to get her sympathy. No it was because I was sick of him being such a slut God forbid I call him that though.

"hey it's okay. You shouldn't have to feel that way. I'm sorry you have to go through with that- what do you like to drink?" "Whiskey-its fucking bullshit." I said as she ordered a whiskey and a sex on the beach.

"I'm sorry, if you're in a relationship with someone-- even if it's open- you shouldn't feel like an option."

"Yeah..." I say and stare in my whiskey. "I wanted a family you know, on earth but I am bisexual and my partner. We could not have kids because we were gay men in love and we could not even hold hands in public. In Hell I thought I could finally scream my lopve for someone at the rooftops without shame! I could of made him a underling but I made him a overlord, because I loved him! We were good together, then all the money and power..."

I clench my fists not knowing why I was telling her this.

"He used me and now uses me when he needs a rough angry fuck and abuses me and I hate him and myself maybe I am just not meant for relationships."

(Ok in this we are leaning of Vox wanting a connection with people because he could have Made Val a underling of his cause he was the TV Overlord but no he made Valentino a overlord with his help same with Velvet and her social media. He helped made them for what appears to be a family love a husband of sorts and a daughter seeming he longs for a family)

I felt her suddenly wrap her arms around me, tight, but not enough to hurt me. "you're okay..you're not alone he abuses me too baby..we can be our own little family."

I looked at her and the first time since I came to hell broke down and cried. She held me in her floof and I was glad only screen glitched but I never felt more safe to cry with someone not even my human lover.

[YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS later on we will do Cherri Bomb and Sir Pentious but they will have to wait these were all pre written of course all the meeting her ones of Angel dust marie and we will pre make more as the second time they meet and walking in on her stay sexy everyone!]

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theanswerstheydontwantyoutoknow · 4 years

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99 Super Sexual Asks!

1. Banjo or messobanjo?

2. Anal fisting or hard anal fisting?

3. Do you like anal fisting or hate kittens?

4. Do you listen to banjo music when fantasizing about me?

5. Do you squeak like a mouse or quack like a duck during orgasm?

6. Does anal fisting make you meow like a contented seal?

H. Have you ever tried masturbating to me in private or only in public?

I. How?

J. What's your bra size?

10. Do you like me? Yes/no

11. Are you aware Lynyrd Skynyrd is a band and not a man?

12. Do you listen to Lynyrd Skynyrd while you masturbate?

7. Which Lynyrd Skynyrd song do you listen to when you masturbate?

8. What is your favorite flavor Klondike Bar™ to masturbate with?

15. What is your favorite color?

16. If you were a sex toy, what color are your nipples?

17. What is your favorite vacation spot for anal fisting?

XVIII. What is your favorite book that was written by two women that shared a pet mouse?

XIX. Was that book about anal fisting?

20. Show me dem titties

21. Please?

22. Sure do like titties

23. Come on, just one titty

24. It can even be the left one

25. How old were you when you masturbated for the very last time?

16. If I were a walrus, would you still show me dem titties?

17. What is your favorite theme song for masturbation?

28. Can you orgasm solely from watching birds?

29. What bird is the sexiest?

210. How old were you when you realized birds were so sexy?

211. Do you find mice sexy too?

32. Would you have sex with Stuart Little if he was an adult mouse and gave full consent?

33. How would that even work? Do you just get him a little mouse snorkel and he dives in?

34. We clearly didn't think this Stuart Little sex out very well

35. Why did you even bring Stuart Little up?

Thirty-six. Do you order pizza toppings to match your nipples?

Thirty-seven. If I bought you a pizza would you show me dem titties?

39. Do you special toys for anal fisting play?

40. I'm a bit disturbed you have a thing for Stuart Little

41. He's a mouse for fuck's sake

42. How old were you when you turned 21?

43. Why are you still reading these? They haven't been funny since like #9

ILIV. Do you often find yourself fantasizing about me?

ILV. Then how come you don't show me them damn titties

46. Does my mental sanity concern you?

47. Cause it probably should a little bit

48. If I get committed will you come visit me and show me dem titties?

49. Whaut is your favourite coulour?

50. Does being judged make you want to get naked?

51. Is it only by Judge Judy?

52. Prove the Goldbach conjecture.

53. Who would you like to have inside of you right now?

54. It better not be fucking Stuart Little

55. Do you occasionally or do you often fantasize about adomsmind?

56. What is your favorite color?

57. What is your kinkiest fantasy involving adomsmind and a banjo?

58. What exactly would you do for a Klondike Bar™?

59. I mean kinky stuff

60. Why in the world are you still reading these?

61. If Mary gets on an eastbound train going 31 mph and Tom gets on a westbound train going 19mph 11 minutes later, why have you not shown me them goddamn titties?

62. Come on, I'll send you like three Klondike Bars™

63. What is your favorite color?

64.

65. What flavor is your kink?

66. Who introduced you to your love of Stuart Little?

67. Testicles, that is all

68. Who came first, the chicken or you when you fantasize about me?

69. Nice

70. Have you ever played the banjo while naked in an inflatable pool filled with blue jello?

71. Do you wanna?

72. How many times have I turned your underwear into a slip and slide?

73. How many times a day do you breathe?

74. Kissing or anal fisting?

75. What color is your darkest fantasy?

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ovidialee · 3 years

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18, 19, 62 (and don't worry it's for the random asks. Unless you like Klondike bars...)

omg I frickin' died. But if you're not going to show dem titties, I guess I'll just answer these Random Asks:

18) go to your favourite playlist, press shuffle four times and give me the song

19) how does it feel for you to come home?

as someone who's on continued quarantine from immunosuppression...

62) give me a dare of your choice

REALLLLLLY? Answer these same questions...but from the 99 Cracksmut Super Sexual Asks

#back dat ask up #i'm just here for the smut

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bustedbernie · 4 years

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Oh hai. Lately there have been a slew of think pieces about Bernie Sanders being the front-runner, discussing how his movement has threatened to withhold their votes from Democrats if Bernie isn’t the nominee. Hidden between the lines is the idea that Democrats, in general, owe their votes to Sanders if he is the nominee, regardless of the fact that his voters do NOT owe Dems their votes if he is not. So, rather than call them out for using the same tactics that lost the 2016 election, there is a faction in the media that is growing more and more permissive to the idea that Bernie and his Revolution are somehow the victims in all this, and that mainstream Dems have done them wrong time and time again when picking a candidate that appeals to the Dems masses.

Let me let you in on a little secret.

I don’t owe Bernie Sanders or his fucked off revolution of stanerific emo-marxist cyber-terrorists a goddamn bit of shit the fuck all. When these utter fucking geniuses in the media reflect on how energized and dedicated his enthusiastic fans are when engaging in their harassment of the average Dem, they seem to think the people who have been abused don’t fucking matter. These Dems are people who have never done anything whatsoever to deserve the constant bullying, cyber-stalking, targeting, threats, or in my case, being falsely reported to the FBI by fans of Bernie who seek to silence dissent. What these media personalities don’t understand is that the abuse by Bernie fans, in his name, actually causes the gap between MAGA and Berners to shrink to the point where it is non-existent. There is no real difference between the abuse from either side, and since Sanders isn’t the warm and fuzzy type that reaches out to the people who have been abused, often there appears to be no real difference between Sanders and Trump.

Slate:

Still, the Bernie-or-Busters, small as they may be, have spun their position into an argument for why others should vote for Bernie Sanders too, regardless of the platform they prefer. As efforts in political persuasion go, this contingent puts forward an openly hostile argument. Sanders is the only electable candidate, they suggest, not just because of his policies, but because of the single-mindedness of his followers. The reason you should vote for Sanders is that we won’t vote for anyone else. You don’t want Trump to win again, do you?

No. But I also don’t want Bernie Sanders to win. In a case of one not liking either candidate, people look to see which movement they feel most comfortable with, Bernie’s or Trump’s. If it turns out that both movements engage in racist behavior, sexism, and homophobia, it really doesn’t matter what they profess to be in favor of as far as policy is concerned, what matters is how they treat their fellow citizens by and large. We all know that unless we take back the Senate with a large majority that can defeat Republican attempts to stop legislation from hitting Sanders’ desk, nothing will pass anyway. So, if you’re not in favor of Bernie’s policies in the first place, and do not like him or his movement, why would you be enthusiastic about showing up for the guy who leads the movement that engages in attacks on you?

Yes, it sounds like ugly hostage taking—not a brilliant persuasive strategy but a crude ego-boosting exercise for a group of leftists who can’t resist the impulse to lord some power over an electorate that doesn’t normally consider them relevant. But that’s exactly what makes it so normal, even understandable, in a depressing “we’re all human” sort of way. [NO.] Because the truth is this: Every threat these Sanders stans are explicitly making is one the venerated Centrist Swing Voter makes implicitly—and isn’t judged for. The centrist never even has to articulate his threat.

Excuse me, it IS ugly hostage taking, it is NOT normal, and no, it doesn’t make me see them as more human.

Another thing is this: not everyone opposed to Bernie Sanders is a Centrist, Moderate, or a Swing voter. Many of us are as far left or to the left of Sanders, I for one am definately to his left, and had supported him in 2015. That was until his racist abusive Bern Mafia targeted me for expressing concern about his lack of outreach to black voters. I noticed his lack of history in hiring black people (D.C. is Chocolate City, we could not find one black staffer in 2015; I am open to correction on this point; if he had black staffers prior to 2015, please send me receipts because I have been looking for them.), lamented and mocked his poor showing at Netroots, fumed over his constant MLK appropriation, jeered at his white ass crowds, and felt humiliated by his inability to discuss black people in ways that were not centered on Poverty or Prisons. It is HIS FAULT that his voters have no clue how to engage Black people without resorting to stereotypes and outright bigotry, because he does the same thing.

Buzzfeed:

Sanders, seated across the table, a yellow legal pad at hand, responded with a question of his own, according to two people present: “Aren’t most of the people who sell the drugs African American?” The candidate, whose aides froze in the moment, was quickly rebuffed: The answer, the activists told him, was no. Even confronted with figures and data to the contrary, Sanders appeared to have still struggled to grasp that he had made an error, the two people present said.

No. He did not apologize for spreading this stereotype, and yes, it shows how he views black people in general.

Slate:

One of many disorienting factors in this election cycle is the fact that the left is more popular and more viable than it has been in a long, long time. They have not one but two exciting candidates, and both are offering policies closer to what leftists actually want than most presidential contenders in U.S. history have.

I wanted the party to move to the Left towards the direction of where I stood too. I can’t really name my ideology because it’s so far left I am almost hitting the wall. Additionally, I am more Libertarian than Sanders, who trends more authoritarian. Yet, I instinctively know that playing a game of “my way or the highway” won’t lead to a place where poverty programs are expanded up and out, ensuring all necessities of life are provided. It will lead to gridlock and we will make zero progress.

Because folks at the center tend to be wooed by multiple candidates, they’re used to having options, and they’re used to the experience of their vote determining who ends up with the nomination. This means that they usually like the candidate they vote for, in the primary and in the general. Not so for leftists, who get to merely tolerate the candidates they end up having to vote for in order to mitigate the damage from a worse result.

Here’s the rub… I’m Black. None of this shit applies to me, because as a Black person, I rarely even LIKE or TRUST any of the candidates I have been voting for over the years. I also usually, especially in State and Locally, don’t have any say so in determining the nominee of any race. I am always stuck voting for whoever White People choose as the candidate, and as such, am merely tolerating whoever is chosen to prevent a worse outcome, which usually means preventing a racist shitmonger from winning a race.

Speaking of race… Progressives refuse to address race as a factor in anything; they like to ignore race in everything they do and allow Prison Policy to stand in for Racial Policy, so it’s impossible to get them to see my reality. They get this shit from Bernie.

From Buzzfeed:

“The real issue is not whether you’re black or white, whether you’re a woman or a man,” he said in a 1988 interview. “The real issue is whose side are you on? Are you on the side of workers and poor people or are you on the side of big money and the corporations?”

Not much has changed with Bernie, as you know, Bernie never changes, because he was born as a 72 year old yelly man, just like Benjamin Button, but louder and not as cute.

“It’s not good enough for someone to say, ‘I’m a woman! Vote for me!’” No, that’s not good enough. What we need is a woman who has the guts to stand up to Wall Street, to the insurance companies, to the drug companies, to the fossil fuel industry,” the Vermont independent senator and former Democratic presidential candidate said in a not-so-subtle rebuke to Hillary Clinton”

Bernie’s attacks on Identity Politics filtered down to his base, causing them to feel confident in their attacks on Blacks, LGBTQ, and Women who brought up issues of race, sexuality, and gender over the past few years. They love to say shit to black people online that they would never say to an actual Black person IN PERSON, because they are scared as fuck of Black people. Kinda like Bernie. The refrain of “that’s identity politics, not real policy’ rang out constantly on social media the past few years to the point where pointing out racism, homophobia, and sexism was met with swarms of white men attacking Black people, All Women Who Dared To Be THAT Bitch, LGBTQ, and really, anyone worried about social justice issues that focused on identity. The attacks were and ARE bigoted in the extreme.

This is racist as fuck and is one of the ways the Bernie Titty-Babies managed to marginalize Kamala Harris and drive a wedge between her and Black Voters. Somehow they thought keeping it going would make us like dusty ass Bernie more, but they’re stupid, because we don’t even like that geriatric Bernadook now.

This is homophobic.

Bernie’s supporters are engaging in a hate campaign against Mayor Pete and are trying to convince the world that they are not being homophobic, they are just saying Pete is suppressing his dangerous serial killer nature by being so straight laced. This is fucked up because they are attacking a gay man for being “straight appearing” in spite of the fact that his seeming straightness is how he interacts with a world that hates gay people, and has at times (and Still Does) MURDERED men and women who are gay for not assimilating or conforming to hetero-normative stereotypes. Bernie ignores this behavior from his fans like he ignores all of their nasty hate campaigns. I blame him.

This is misogynistic. No explanation needed.

Racist and fat shaming. Black hair is not your fucking business, bitch. Back the fuck up.

This is just blatantly false and caused people to harass Kamala Harris supporters until they stopped using the Yellow Circles she asked supporters to wear, it stems from the misogynoir his fans engaged in towards Kamala. Bernie has never said shit, so I blame him.

Bigotry. Also erasure of Biden’s Black support in a effort to make it seem as if Bernie is the candidate of diversity. Bernie is at fault, he also erases minorities.

Sexist. Also, damn near all of his fans seem to hate Obama on the same level and with as much heat as MAGA. Why the fuck would we want to join in unity with this man when his fans HATE the first black President. Oh, you think Bernie has nothing to do with setting the tone?

“The business model, if you like, of the Democratic Party for the last 15 years or so has been a failure,” Sanders started, responding to a question about the young voters who supported his campaign. “People sometimes don’t see that because there was a charismatic individual named Barack Obama, who won the presidency in 2008 and 2012.

“He was obviously an extraordinary candidate, brilliant guy. But behind that reality, over the last 10 years, Democrats have lost about 1,000 seats in state legislatures all across this country.”

Bernie doesn’t fucking like Obama either.

Sexism. Racism. Bernie does the worst with Black Women, and is often dismissive when asked a question by one of us. So, his fans see nothing to lose by targeting us in particular, and we in turn are likely the largest group of people willing to sit this one out if Bernie manages to come out on top. The media is no help whatsoever to marginalized people, because they ultimately weave a narrative where Bernie comes out the victim.

We can already see it happening amongst the Children of the Bern, where they have taken to labeling K-Hive, a movement started by a Black Woman (Me) for a Black Woman (Kamala Harris), “Liberal ISIS” for our resistance to Bernie and willingness to defend the other candidates from the attacks levied by the Berner Swarm.

Oh, cry me a fucking river! We don’t dox, cyberstalk, harass, abuse, try to get people fired, engage in bigotry, we learn from our mistakes, and we never make it our mission to ruin someone’s life.

We simply turn the tables on the bros and ask tough questions, like Kamala Harris. If that breaks you down, you were already broken before you found us. Oh, yeah. That’s another thing. We don’t go looking for Berners to abuse; we wait until they come to abuse US and refuse to play along.

Regardless of what poor Peter Daou says, there is no “Unadulterated Hatred” in asking if someone has checked on him.

So, yes, I can blame Bernie for the nastiness of his movement and choose not to ever join it no matter what. Progressives love to play forever victims, even while they engage in their vile abuse, but I do not have to empower their movement or help them elect Bernie. Maybe if enough people sound the alarm and let him know we will not be helping him in November while suffering constantly at the hands of his Branch Bernidians, then he will have no choice but to be a leader and fucking lead these assholes into being decent people. I don’t expect the abuse to magically end if Bernie becomes President or loses to Trump, and I also don’t expect him to do shit about it, so I guess I’m just Never Bernie. What I am now stuck with is the same as always; White States get to vote first and create the narrative that Dem voters are in favor of whoever these powerful white voters choose, and I am sick of it and sick of Sanders. I didn’t become a Democrat to not only be marginalized by the White Moderate, but to also suffer abuse from the punk ass White leftist bitchmade humdinger of a Revolution. I’m not here to empower shitfucks that search me out no matter where I am just to heap abuse on me, threaten me, or report me to the FBI as a possible MASS SHOOTER, all because I think Bernie is an old bigot who minimizes Black oppression to appease the white voters he thinks he’ll need to win the General.

I’m just Never Bernie, deal with it or die mad about it. I don’t care which.

#neverbernie #bernie #berniesanders #bernie sanders #berniebros #bernie bros #notmeus #feelthebern #long post #longpost #faq

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Get the fuck out my damn face Eatin' his dick then I nae nae Goin super saiyan Might smash a dude Gamecube no melee

I got da stickie uh Show me dem titties uh Rockin' deez dickies

I'm counting 50s uh Might suck his glizzy yuh Shit I'm too busy I just might bust a nut I do not give a fuck Rubbing his booty up I'm feelin fruity huh

(i like ur new icon:) )

me when. yumi pussy talk

#shit self #asks #dapsie #trinket tag 🍐

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‘96 Bizzare Festival liveblogging?

Ok let’s do this (is it even called liveblogging if I just post it all at once I want one single clean post I like writing things in a doc beforehand and preferabbly without too many spelling mistakes my hands stopped cooperating a year or so ago). I tryed liveblogging only once before (Paris) but somewhere in the middle I started paying more attention to the live and less to the writing? XD

Rammstein

Paul with sunglases looks badass

I kind of forgot how cool this song is?

Asdfghjkl Till’s duck face after the first „Rammstein” was like „we’re cool and we know it” (I find myself doing some of his faces while listening to certain songs, this is one of them)

Everyone wears glasses but Schneider, you’re breaking the combo (Flake has glasses cause he blind so it counts)

Still... what is with RZK and that wierd skirt?

Lol Paul trying to be serious

Like really what can be more cool than a man on fire? They really nailed it with that effect (though I preffer the other coat)

Yes, of course, Richard’s leg

Schneider’s pants were Reise Reise inspired. Trully a man ahead of his time

Ugh Schneider’s posture is so bad I don’t even care if that’s correct for drumming or not someone not staying with their back straight is one pet peeve of mine

Der Meister~

„and the crowd goes cRAZY!!”

(do people really want to hear me fangirl over Till now that he’s removed his glasses? ’96 is not ’98 but he’s still damn hot)

Nice gestures tho

Yes this is a really nice and energetic song

And of course Till has to ruin something poor micstand and Paul running out of the way XD

DON’T HIT YOUR HEAD YOU DUMB BABY

Oh~ now I noticed his... tank top? Whatever he’s wearing has the sides held by strings or something hmmmm some scissors could come in handy rn ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Lauft lauft LAUFT L A U F T

„euch zerbrechen~”

I like when Schneider does this thing when he’s using only his legs but he’s hitting the air with his arms on rhythm

What is under that thing Reesh? XD

He ran away

Weisses Fleish

Everytime I hear the intro I can’t but think of that gif/tags

Really weird angle for Schneider?

Even low res you can see the Kruspe Tiddies XD

THE BOOTS! I love the sparkling boots so much too bad they didn’t film his entry he probably jumped from a speaker or rolled or something

I love how Till’s so expresive with his hands you can see he’s feeling the song

Naww Paul and Reesh going in a circle<3 two circles

And then of course, Flake’s spazzing dance (wierd cyptid vibes)

The till hammer doesn’t have nowdays the same energy it used to have (understandably so)

Oli looks so cool. Also baby

Ache zu Ache

I love the till hammer during „Auf dem Kreuze lieg' ich jetzt” why didn’t the film that (ok but Flake was dramtic enough during that to excuse it XD)

And everyone’s favourite part<3 „Ich komm wieder” and mine especially „In zehn Tagen” which usually has Till counting on his fingers to ten and that’s cute

Where did he disappear? Oh there he is

The whole little play/act before the last chorus was cute

„Ich komm wieeeeedeeeeeer”

Seeman

*doll on stage* that’s Seeman right? („it’s a titties out kind of song” XD)

Oli’s intro is always so nice<3

Poor doll

I’m curious what was the general reaction when they heard Till’s melodic voice on Seeman (tho I guess they’d already knew so the shock wasn’t probably that big)

Yes Till I know you have nice muscles you don’t need to rub that in my face

*tries not to comment on the Kruspe Tiddies again*

Is it just me or Till’s general size is a little smaller that let’s say even LAB?

(god I hate the crotch thing on those pants)

The way he mimics with „kalt” breaks my heart a little bit

DRSG

The intro<3

Flake is spazzing again XD and Paul and Oli cool as always~ The whole live seemed a lot more serious than what we’re used to

This song has such a uinque energy about it

What are Paul and Richard giggling about? Anyway, cute

Flake and Schneider have totall opposite energies

Of course something HAD to blew up

It’s funny when he goes into till hammer only to stop after 2.5 seconds XD

Is so wierd to hear this song live without that pause in the middle I just expect some sort of dramatic break XD

„hinterheeeeeeerrrrrrrRRRR”

Laichzeit

AND NOW MY BABY

The intro! The keyboards! The fucking lyrics!

A real handbanger and one of the few songs that make me stand and actually want to dance

It’s cute how he gestures on „au dem boden” like he’s actually trying to convince you they fell on the ground

Till your slut is showing again XD

„AUGEN”

And that shot of people dancing! I’m not saying that’s one of the reasons this live recording (of the song) is one of my favourites but it probably is (this, and the clearly 90’s... well, everything XD)

DON’T rip your hair out. Bitch.

„laichzeeeeeit. es ist laich.zeit”

Wow Paul and Schneider have such energy you’re filled with it just by watching them but I’m still going to sleep after this

Honestly the best way to listen to this song is either with your eyes closed or dancing like mad (preferably while high? Will have to test that sometime)

Also the lyrics! They are the best thing to exist I want to know exactly what the fuck went through Till’s head when he wrote this (do I really want tho?) and what the general R+ reaction was

I love the keyboards on this song so much

„uberall fischmilch” lol ok :))

Those fire alarms are fantastic because they are so loud here but I think you can barely hear them on the album version?

The last verse sounds so good it’s so melodic compared to the rest of the song and also in general. Till’s voice conveys the sadness so well here

And that little dance<3

I like when someone goes to play their instrument beside the drummer like „I’m here bby you’re not alone”

I went to watch Laichzeit again because *chef fingers kiss*

(@theelliottsmiths did I do it right? XD)

#rammbois #liveblogging #ok but now I want to relisten to Laichzeit properly this time where the fucK ARE MY HEADPHONES??#nvm I found them #can you tell I really love using brackets?#Rena's R+ ramblings

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