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crab-justice · 1 year
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akhuna01 · 1 year
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So my village has a charity christmas fair on the last sunday before christmas every year. My sister is in charge of organizing prizes for the lottery/tombola, and she always writes to local businesses to donate items, gift cards, whatever. The companies are usually really generous, it's awesome. First prize is s flat screen tv from a electronics dealer.
We have one shop for home decor that's sadly giving up its business, and donated a whole box of glass decorations.
Among them, this glass shrimp. In a fancy jewelry box.
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I'm the only one who loves him 🥺❤. My sister wanted to throw it in the bin because 'who would want a glass shrimp'.
So.
Edit: sold!
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stormsbreadth · 1 month
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hell friends, have a low stakes ask meme because it's a week later and I'm still chasing the high of the boops and want to get that back
🐱 - boop!
🌄 - tell me something good about your day
📝 - tell me about a project you're working on, or share something from a WIP
☕ - tell me about something tasty you ate or drank recently
🦐 - tell me about a character or story that is giving you shrimp emotions right now
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mo-mode · 5 months
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Chiron: Welcome to Camp Half-Blood! Home to demigods of—
Me: Yeah yeah, which demigods can see the shrimp colors?
Chiron: Excuse me?
Me: You heard me. Who’s got the shrimp colors?
Chiron: Well, ah…Iris is the goddess of the rainbow, and Poseidon is god of the sea, but I don’t think—
Me: Give me the shrimp colors, horse man.
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cquackity · 10 months
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dsmp is literally about love idc. everything happened because a dude cared about his little brother. even in other arcs love is such a big player. I love you
no you're absolutely right. it's all about love every bit of it
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terrified-spider · 4 days
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I got to participate in the Secret Strahd/Santa on the Misthoppers Discord Server! (:
I was lucky enough to draw @irishandrogyne's Caspian! A reincarnation of Alek!
This was super fun to be a part of; Irishandrogyne, I hope you like it! (:
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pnutsdotorg · 9 months
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SHRIMP EATING FREAK CAUGHT ON FILM
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stanlees-stuff · 1 year
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Has Mike and Ez ever had an argument?
this is how all of them go
y'know, for someone who gets their hair done by a blind guy Ez looks decent
yay mike and ez in motion!! don't expect this too often
anyways bye >:]
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PE teachers will really look at you after not having managed to be in any of the pairs or groups of five or whatever he told yall to form for the like 17th time in a row and tell you, the clearly and obviously outcast child, to go and walk up to an established group and ask to join them (possibly making it harder for that group to even do the task you were given) and think thats somehow a good idea
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alphasunpup · 2 months
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I love the "weight gain from eating junk food" as much as the next person but does anyone else feel it gets boring? Like let's ignore the perpetuation of like food myths of things being 'unhealthy' and 'healthy' or the idea that eating a lot of food = fat. And genuinely this is no diss at anyone who enjoys this, I just, I don't know, it just feels like an overused narrative trope these days. Like in the 2000s when they introduced the love triangle and then it got over popularized and it no longer became interesting. The misscomunication trope that just showed honestly how our society doesn't teach us how to communicate. Idk it just feels like an overused trope. Give me fat people who eat a shit ton of carbs and natural sugars and still gain weight. Or give me weight gain from decadent indulgence like a bacchanal or a feast fit for a king. Or someone gaining weight from homemade food. And yall please describe the food. Describe the sensory experience, it enhances the story and it makes it so much more hotter. Like imagine your weight gain story featuring person A, eating person's B peach cobbler and them talking about the warmth of the peach cobbler colliding with the coolness of ice cream. Or the flake crust with the glazed and soft peaches. I guess call this kinky writing advice, feedism edition? Like I don't know yall, let's spice up the stories a bit.
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crab-justice · 1 year
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troutreznor · 1 month
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stealing this from a post about ai and bots on facebook because shrimp jesus is sick as fuuuuuck
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shrimpapalooza · 13 days
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Just a reminder - this blog is LGBTQIA+ friendly!
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Radfems, transphobes, queerphobes, homophobes, biphobes, terfs, anyone who denies any LGBTQIA+ identities, as well as bigots, racists, xenophobic assholes and cop apologists are not welcome here
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uroutofshrimp · 7 months
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"we can't just leave him tied up!"
"so, what do you want to do? we can't exactly be handcuffed to him 24/7."
"... why not?"
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if Sunday morning lets the sun in, what are we waiting for?
The Mountain Goats via @mountainqoats // via Pinterest // Taylor Swift // Hayley Williams // Fleetwood Mac // Taylor Swift via @cruellesummer // Paramore
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shrimplovercat · 2 years
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SHRIMP POSE
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