#so many freaking others y’all have no idea

[springmagpies]

Me with like all of my ships: they are the ship. And you know what I fucking mean it every time. No lie.

#personal nonsense #percabeth #everlark #cheleanor #Fitzsimmons #Ben x Leslie #will x elizabeth #literati #maiko #sukka #kataang #hiccup x astrid #roy x keeley #jancy #rebelcaptain #so many freaking others y’all have no idea

[letstrywritingmaybe]

The October prompts call for a sports team AU and of course on this first day, it’s a sad day for me sports wise. *sigh being a Steelers fan is pain

Look I know the sports AU should be soccer, I understand this, but I also don’t know shit about this sport. I lean towards a football AU, but I also feel like hockey would be so interesting. Baseball would make more sense though. I’m just kinda not sure what position he should play? Cause I have my biases and I just don’t know if it fits… I just also don’t think he would actually be good at any of the sports I love

Update: I am so excited for the AU you have no idea. I love when my fandoms collide! This is going to be so self indulgent (as if everything I write isn’t already)

Addition- I have a lot of insane ideas that never make it on docs. They’re just daydreams that I keep continuing in my head. Usually because I’m too lazy and don’t want to add another idea when I’m trying to catch up with my WIPs. But also because… I don’t enjoy getting yelled at for being “controversial” there’s so much we don’t explore with this fandom and I’m aware sometimes it’s just that I’m too American. But other times I’m like there are some very real issues that canon just ignores, which I get cause it’s like not that serious and it’s like a cartoon/anime. But sometimes I can’t stop thinking about the potential of it being darker, or if maybe we would just address this specific problem. But also, at my core I’m just a girlie who goes nuts over devotion. Loyalty is so important to me, and it’s a good trait that I often look for, but Omm when it gets to be too much I’m like yes! This! This is what I’m talking about. Being so insane and breaking all of your morals because you just love this person so much? Too much? Spiraling and the only cure is them? But it’s not healthy and maybe quitting cold turkey is the way to go, but it leaves you hollow and drives you even more crazy. Devotion to the point of insanity, whatever you ask I will do it as long as it means I get to keep you. There are no bounds for where I will go for you, it’s my duty, the reason why I’m alive. And now I’m thinking about the medieval verse *sigh

#cynful babbles #the obvious choice is he could be Justin Tucker but I love Tucker and I’m a shinichi hater #Omm I can see the scene so clearly in my head now. alright y’all it’s been decided #dude you know my least favorite thing about Shinichi is how freaking cocky he is and this AU will give me so much of this Omm imma hate him #I’m so ready for my queen to put him in his place #I miss reading romanogers fics I swear there were so many good ideas from my favs and I got to be friends with them??? amazing! #but no I’m still stuck on detco and have a hard time switching gears *sigh #literally the absolute best writers I’ve ever read have all been for my golden otp. I am still in awe at their talent #no other fandom has been able to compare. like I’m telling you they could be published authors I’m pretty sure a couple of them are

[tinkerbelle05]

could you maybe write a miles(either one) x black!fem!reader, and he’s doing that super cute tik tok where he does the voice over for the reader’s makeup tutorial

TikTok Video

Characters: 1610!Miles x black!fem!reader

Genre: Fluff

Summary: (Requested) Thanks for the request luv 💙

Warning: none :)

“Hey guys it’s Miles so my girl wants me to do her voiceover for her makeup.” He starts out the video, saying. She’s been asking him for weeks about this TikTok trend and well it couldn’t hurt?

The video showed you on camera and you gave a big smile showing off your braces. Then you showed a bottle on the screen. It was a clear bottle with a black pump.

“Um okay so I think that's the primer that she’s putting on right now. Because primer goes first. Like I don’t really know what it does to be honest. But it makes her face shiny and she likes that.” He explains.

Next you showed off a tube of dark brown liquid with a white cap. You put some on a sponge and dabbed that on your face lightly. Not all over of your face though, just the forehead and cheeks.

“Okay so next this is her skin tint. Yea she don’t really like foundation—says it’s too cakey, whatever that means— and the pink sponge she using is a beauty blender. But sometimes she be using her fingers, she told me they work the same for her.” He told them next.

Next you show off your eyeliner to the camera and use that.

“Okay so next it’s eyeliner. I love it when she does her eyeliner long and dramatic like that. She looks so freaking pretty with that.” He complimented, “Look at her showing off. She know she beautiful.”

Next you show off a blush compact that’s nearly empty. It’s a pretty mauve color and you have a big fluffy brush in your other hand.

“Okay so next she’s putting on blush. Oh! That’s the one I got for her birthday like two months ago. How is it already gone? Does blush go that fast?” He was astonished.

Next you pull out multiple products. A brown lipstick, a clear lip gloss, and an eyebrow pencil. You started to apply the products accordingly.

“Oh okay so now she doing this lip combo she be seeing on tiktok. But I like her usual, it’s this dark pink one.”

Then you show off a spray bottle and begin spraying that on your face. Afterwards you give another smile and a blow a kiss.

“Um okay I’m gonna be deadass, I have 0 idea of what that’s supposed to do but like look at that smile y’all. She’s soo pretty. Well, peace out guys.” And like that video ended.

And of course, people were eating that up in the comments. Many people were saying how cute y’all were, some complimented his voice and your beauty. As well as your kinda sorta makeup tutorial and how good you were at it.

It was such a cute video and to thank Miles for his participation, you showered him in kisses all over of his face.

Credits: @luvjunie for the gif

Tags: @butterfi, @justbeethings, @jam-skullz, @zomb1te, @dreamxcollide, @shibble, @sleepdeprivationis4coolkids, @somber-starz, @maypersonne, @hoeboat101, @rosebunny, @midnight-the-shadow-wolf, @mur-docs, @eight-cats-in-a-box, @emgavi, @sawi-06, @707xn, @niktwazny303, @nagi3seastorm, @ghostsimp000, @cloudstrifefantatic, @vixqn, @yourtsahik, @angelzira, @im-jisoo-im-okay, @andhdi68a, @itstooearly-its3am, @universallypeanutpizzapersona, @sodapopzds, @gricelovesu, @targrayenstormborn, @sciamachy-after-dusk, @peter-parkers-gf, @liural, @mewzxz, @star-light18464, @wraithluientheirlittleworld

Taglist & Masterlist & Reqs Info

Reqs are open!!

#miles morales x f!reader #miles morales x fem!reader #miles morales fanfiction #miles morales fluff #miles morales x you #miles morales x female reader #spiderman #spiderman across the spiderverse #spiderman atsv #across the spiderverse x reader

[nieceeee]

“WHERE TO NOW?”

PS: babydaddy!eren and y/n have been distancing themselves from one another. Eren wants to be with her but feels like her heart is in another place…or with another person. He and the boys discover exactly what’s going on as he is babysitting one night…

A/N: Angst, tension, fluff for the most part. Cussing, mention of the name babydoll. This is really for a 3 part series so don’t worry there will be plenty of lovey doves stuff towards the end if y’all want it. The other parts will be a little bit longer than this one. I had to play with your emotions before playing with your….nevermind. ENJOY!

W/C: 2.4K

PREVIOUS FICS TO READ: She’s Not Yours (its probably best to read the Eren playlist…if you’ve read them all, see if you can find the references from the previous fics in this one)

“You look amazing, baby doll.” His voice said from behind you, sending a chill down your spine. You took a deep breath to shake the nerves before you lifted your eyes and stared through the mirror at his. “Thank you Rennie.” You say with a soft smile. Things between you two had been…decent. Weeks after that very dramatic day that started with a bloody nose and ended with his ex hearing beating down yo block, time had seemed to blur together. Eren, freaking out about the entire situation, went back to try and talk to her, hoping to smooth things over which also led to another breakdown from her and him consoling her. And even though he admits nothing happened, the simple fact that he was there for her was something you couldn’t stand. And that alone had you questioning so many things. I mean you weren’t together and neither were they so why does who he has a connection with bother you so much. He said even though they weren’t dating at the time, he didn't want her to feel disrespected and assume you called her intentionally. You understood the sentiment although you didn't give a damn about what she assumed. But because of that, you were at a stand still not only with Eren but with your own emotions as well.

You both (more you than him) decided it would be best to give each other some time to figure out what you wanted to do when it came to the complications revolving around your relationship. Yes, the feelings were there but there was also a lot of unhealed trauma and damage that each of you needed to figure out. Eren wanted to be with you, he knew that without a doubt. The constant back and forth and the fallout of his other relationship taught him a few things and it was in those moments where he realized that you were the only person for him. His first real love, his best friend, the mother of his child. He couldn’t see himself being with anybody else again.

Unfortunately for him, you had other plans. You needed more time to sort through your feelings. The consistent pestering in your mind of what happened every time you had tried to make it work with him before would always rear its ugly head and you’d have to face the reality. No matter how much you wanted it to work, things with you and him were too complicated and with a baby in the mix, it was too much to lose. You were so sure about this but for some reason when you called him over to explain it, you had an wave of uneasiness in your belly. But you stayed the course, expressing to Eren that it wasn't a good idea for you all to jump back into a serious relationship after so much mess had happened. Did he understand? Hell no. Why is he okay to sleep in your bed but not enough to be your man. His heart shattered in pieces when you told him you wanted to keep it friendly but he wouldn't show it on his face. Not in front of you. He wanted you to know he respected your backwards ass decision.

So it seemed like you were back at square one, coparenting and some relationship that bordered between ‘my man my man my man’ and ‘oh we are just friends’. Granted none of your other male friends know how you taste, how you moan when your clit is sucked on, and how to hit that sweet spot that you could only reach when he has you pressed into the mattress, fingers splayed out on your back as he… “No.” you say verbally. It wasn't the time for that, not now or anywhere in the near future. You had made the decision and you had to stick beside it. But you knew that you had to get him out of your head. So you distanced yourself as much as you could, only allowing parental visits and no late night stays. No personal phone calls outside of communication about your son. Nothing to give any indication to the feelings you worked so hard on burying.

Eren hated it.

He hated every lost moment. He hated not being able to touch you. He hated waking up in an empty bed. He hated the way that you would stand on the other side of the room when he came to pick up his baby. It was exhausting but he stayed. It was another night out for you. Eren had come over to babysit and you were just finishing up getting ready when he stepped into the doorframe. You swipe the nude butter gloss over your lips once more, pressing them together to distribute the color when your eyes caught the piercing green ones burning into your skin. You both held each other’s gaze for a while, emotions mixed with arousal building underneath your skin. You forced your eyes to shift back down to your vanity, busying your hands with cleaning the space in front of you. Eren smirked behind you, shifting from leaning against the doorframe and placing his hands on the frame above. “So, you all set to go?” He asks you. “Uh, yeah I think so. I just have to grab some shoes.” You say getting up and walking over to your closet.

You look around at your shoes to find a pair that went well with your multicolored satin dress. The beautiful green, brown,and cream colors blended into a perfect gradient in the fabric and the straps fell gently off your shoulders. You looked down at your choice of cream colored shoes before reaching down and picking up the tie up stilettos, steering clear of the red bottoms. Eren noticed and held back his grin, thinking back to the last time you asked him to pick your shoes for you over FaceTime.

“Okay, all set.” You say, this time actually being ready. “Okay, he should be waking up from his nap in about 2 hours and there are plenty of bags of milk already thawed out. You went over the breakdown for the night, running him through the routine he already knew like the back of his hand. Eren knew you were doing it more so as a checklist for yourself so he allowed you to ramble. “Good?” You say finishing your last thought. “Yeah, all good.” You nod gently and make your way to the door. “Oh, Would it be cool if the guys stopped by later? They asked about lil man but I wanted to make sure you were okay with them being here first.” Eren asks. “Yeah, Ren of course. You know I don't mind them being here.” You say brows pulling together slightly. He shrugged his shoulders from the bottom of the stairs. “Just checking. Have fun.” Your lips part to say something but words seem to get lost. Eren keeps his eyes casted towards the floor, not having the strength to look up and see you leave.

“Eren…” you start but he shakes his head. “Go enjoy yourself babydoll.” You press your lips together then turn and walk out the door.

“YO! We here.” A voice calls from the door. Eren rolls his eyes. “You know you could just knock right?” He says to Ony as he opens the front door. “Where’s the fun in that?” He laughs before dapping him and walking inside. “Whats up with you bro? You good?” Connie says as they come through the doorway and walk towards the living room. “Now why you ask the man that. You know he down bad right now.” Armin teases plopping down on to the reclining chair close to the tv. “Oh so y'all got jokes now? Do we really want to have it out?” Eren says matter of factly. “It’s okay bruh, we know you down bad for your girl.” Ony laughed. “Right and how is that best friend relationship treating you?” Eren teases back. Connie and Armin bust out into laughter. “See that’s different, you actually had a relationship with your girl.” Ony groans slumping down into the seat.

“Okay, okay but all bullshit aside E, how are you doing with all this?” Armin turns, giving him his attention. Eren took a moment. “I-…not good man.” He admits to his friends. “I don't get it. Y’all have always been in this space right? So what’s the difference between then and now.” Connie questions. “The difference is she’s talking to somebody.” Eren says softly. The room seemed to stand still at his confession. “What do you mean ‘talking’? Like the same guy?” Armin sits up, his stare intense. This was new for all of you. As long as you and Eren had been together, the guys have always been there. Even through the breakups you would never find yourself in another relationship. Fucking around was different but being committed to any guy besides Eren was not your thing.

Until now.

“I mean the past few date nights has been the same guy. I know I tripped out the Jean situation but they were just fucking. This ‘Reiner’ dude or whoever he is, she’s dating him man. Like sending flowers and love notes, brunches, and day trips type of shit.” Eren groans “Oh shit…” Ony whispered under his breath. “Yeah, exactly.” Eren’s shoulders slump slightly as he shook his head. “Well, E it might just be a phase. Don’t give up on it bro. If you work hard enough at it things have a way of sorting themselves out.” Connie says collecting stares from around the room. “What?” He says confused. “When the fuck did you get some common sense?” Ony asks. “Yeah, that’s my role.” Armin retorts. Eren begins to chuckle which turns into a full on laugh out loud followed by everyone else. “Man fuck yall. I’m just trying to help my boy out.” Connie tries defending himself through the noise.

The sound of baby whimpers from the monitor pulls Eren’s attention. He stands up and walks back up the steps towards his son’s room. He sat up in the crib rubbing his chunky fists into his eyes. Eren walks over and lifts him carefully from the bed, adjusting him and holding him against his hip. “What’s up little man. You all good? Daddy’s here.” He cooes. His son tilts his head up, sleep still in his eyes and offers his daddy a gentle smile. “Yeah, daddy’s here. Come on let’s go downstairs and see your uncles.”

“Aw man there go my lil homie.” Connie says as Eren comes back downs he steps. “Man he don't even like you. You know I'm his favorite.” Ony speaks getting up from the couch. They follow Eren into the kitchen as he takes out a few bags of the breast milk you left to warm up. “Y’all doing all that talking but yet I’m the goddaddy.” Armin smirks, slipping around the counter and grabbing the baby from Eren. He giggles, reaching out and squeezing Armin’s face. “Man, he looks just like Y/N. It’s still crazy to think yall got a baby together.” He says, shaking his head. “I know right. I still can't believe it myself sometimes.” It was true. Eren looks down at your son again and his chest swells with pride. It was so surreal to have something that was created from him and the person he cared for the most. As they sit around and conversation Eren takes the time to warm up the milk, grabbing his phone from his pocket. A text message dings from an unknown number.

He pulls up the attachment sent to his phone. “What the fuck…” his eyes squint as he stares down at the video loading before him. “What. The. Fuck?!” Eren says a little louder, catching the attention in the room. “Yo E, you good man?” Ony asks. Eren’s ears started to ring as anger swirled through his veins. His chest rose and fell rapidly. “Eren, talk to us man, what's going on?” Connie says. “Aye Min, can you put him in his playpen with the bottle please.” Eren strains, trying to keep him composure around his son. Armin nods quickly working to get the baby and setting him in his safe area. “Okay, what’s up?” He says as he walks back into the kitchen. Eren sits his phone down and slides it across the counter to his friends. They hovered around the screen and watched as you made out against a car outside of the restaurant. Reiners hands sliding all over your body as he kisses your lips and down the side of your neck. Your giggles fill the air as your hands slip up to the back of his head.

“Oh shit.” They say in unison before looking back up at Eren who was pacing across the floor. His vision began to blur as his fists clenched and unclenched. “E, you got to chill bruh. You can't overreact on this one. Come on.” Armin says in a calming voice. “Yeah E, you got to breathe man.” Ony reassures him. “I know. I know, man. FUCK, I know. I just-…” He didn't know what to do. Eren swipes his hands down his face as the burning behind his eyes intensifies. There was a silence that swept through the air. A heavy silence that was filled with uncertainty and fear. Eren had never felt this feeling of unease before. Not with you. But the fear of what this meant for you both. Is this the end of you and him for good? The nerves cause his emotions to overwhelm him as he slumps down to the floor. Armin, Connie, and Ony come and sit down next to him. No words could explain but they stayed with him, allowing him to process everything.

“What am I supposed to do man?” He asks no one in particular. “Do what you can. One day at a time.” Armin says. Eyes shifted up at the ceiling until the burning went away. He took a deep breath. Judging from the angle of the video, he knew you knew nothing about being recorded. So the only things on his mine were, who the fuck was following you and how was he going to face you when you got home…

#aot x reader #aot x y/n #fem!reader #baby daddy eren #eren aot #eren x reader #eren x black reader #eren yeager #aot fluff #eren x black fem!reader #eren jaeger #eren x you

[prince-kallisto]

Missingno! Larry AU Evidence

This is an AU/Headcanon made by johnchurch on AO3, this was all inspired by them and I really fell in love with it, please support them! (I hope it’s okay mentioning you)

I wanted to share this AU and give some “evidence” to support it for fun. Larry deserves to have some glitch eldritch vibes <3

The iconic Missingo from Red and Blue had a Bird/Normal typing! The Bird Type was a scrapped typing for Red and Blue, which became the Flying Type. Larry specializes in both Normal and Flying types due to being a Gym Leader and an Elite Four member. This is probably a reference to Normal/Flying being the most common dual typing.

Missingno’s party sprite appears as the “generic man” NPC sprite. Larry the Exceptional Everyman…

Missingno is very pixelated with lots of squares and rectangles. Some believe the white spaces with a pixel in the middle are its eyes. Larry is the only character in Scarlet and Violet to have square eyes

Missingno causes a lot of glitches in areas like the Pokémon League Hall of Fame, making all the entries become scrambled or straight up ineligible. In the Scarlet and Violet Books, there are pages that are missing words and letters in every single copy of that book. *Squints at Larry working at the Pokémon League for 3 different jobs*

This is a bit of a joke, but when describing Missingno’s appearance, many websites say it’s shaped “like a backwards L.”

L for Larry haha

Larry’s Gym Floor has this odd clipping effect going on. It’s more noticeable once you send Pokémon out in the Gym Floor. Depending on the severity of glitches in your game, Pokémon can sink halfway into the floor! Interesting how this effect is only seen in Medali Gym! (His Gym vs Elite Four room for comparison)

The Elite Four battle music has become infamous for somehow glitching, repeating the first few notes over and over again. It’s caused by a Memory Leak glitch, and it’s very unnerving to battle with it playing haha. What did you do, Larry? Were you in a bad mood?

Looking at the slowed-down animation of Larry’s Pokeball throw kinda freaked me out. I love his aggressive throw, but looking at it carefully, it looks like there’s a frame where his head is detached from his body? Once I noticed it, I can’t unsee it! It’s a lot more noticeable when watching the actual animation. Please be more careful with your vessel, Larry

This glitch was so funny to me, but when battling Top Champion Geeta, a glitch can occur where Larry appears at the edge of the arena. He just…watches you battle, unmoving. It’s so perfect haha. Larry glitches his way in to support you and watch you beat up his boss

I know this is just classic Pokémon animation, but Larry pulls all his Pokeballs from his breast pocket instead of a belt or pants pocket. I’ve always loved this animation for its ‘misdirection’ trick. He goes to adjust his tie, and in a flash he pulls out a Pokeball! Considering he has several teams of Pokémon,how do they even fit? Missingno glitches the 6th item in your inventory, giving you 128 copies of that item. People have used this glitch to get tons of Masterballs or Rare Candies. Perhaps Larry’s pocket has these infinite capabilities as well? (also he looks so cool in this screenshoot!)

I love how…aggressively normal Larry is. Average office worker, average tired overworked man, normal personality , normal appearance, normal normal normal. I’d like to imagine that Missingno!Larry tries so hard to behave like a normal person, to the point he’s a bit abnormal haha. If you think about it, his title of the ‘Exceptional Everyman’ fits very well. Exceptional can mean “outstanding,” but also “unusual” and “abnormal.” His title is very deceptive

This AU is so entertaining ! Having this sort of mindset makes the glitches in the game a lot more fun. All the twisted movements, glitched out faces, and see-through landscapes may all be from the forbidden presence of an ‘unremarkable’ Missingno.

I’d love to hear some other ideas/evidence y’all have! Thank you johnchurch for my new obsession haha, it’s such a cool idea

Edit: I’m definitely making a Giratina! Larry AU because the reblogs are right, it is too funny to pass up. The real banishment is being stuck in a 9-5 office job and working two side jobs to make ends meet

#pokemon larry #gym leader larry #elite four larry #missingno #I love eldritch Larry he deserves to be a little odd #AUs like this or the Giratina or Zoroark Larry AUs are so much fun #Larry is like ‘ppl just want something weird or bizarre’ #and he’s right I can’t just let him be completely normal #kallistopost #theory post #kinda

[pessimisticpigeonsworld]

If Nettles was white, she would be as popular as Lyanna, Brienne or Arya, and y’all know it.

She grew up a homeless orphan (which is why it’s so insulting when people try to act like she’s a freaking idiot who doesn’t know how to bathe herself yet she can tame a dragon🤦🏽‍♀️ Put most of the highborn women in her position and they wouldn’t survive a day in her shoes).

She’s the only known non-Valyrian dragonrider who claims a wild dragon. A prince who believes in Valyrian supremacy falls in love with her to the point where he’s willing to sacrifice his life for her. Nettles singlehandedly disproves the whole idea of Targaryen exceptionalism and their blood purity. She slowly earns a dragon’s trust by bringing him sheep, and gradually he lets her closer, and then forms the dragonrider bond and lets her fly. up until this point, nobody had tried a strategy like that before.

Nettles is self-made. She’s self-taught. She’s loved for herself. She survives a freaking war and becomes a fire goddess/witch. Who wouldn’t want her ? Who wouldn’t want to be her ? Unlike Rhaenyra and Alicent, she’s the final girl of F&B.

Once again, I don't understand where you got that I'm anti Nettles? I'm anti Nettles x Daemon, but other than that theory, I very much am a fan of Nettles as a character. I won't say that there isn't racism and unfairness that happen regarding Nettles' character (though I haven't seen it personally), because people can be really shitty. But me personally, again, I'm not anti Nettles, I just dislike certain groups of her stans.

Again, I don't deny that Nettles was a strong woman. She endured many things most characters in F&B don't and most likely survived the Dance. However, I do disagree with some of the ideas you're stating as fact.

For starters, we don't know if Nettles is non-Valyrian; that's one of the many theories surrounding her, but it's not confirmed, so stating it as fact is misleading. Just because she lacks traditional Valyrian features doesn't means she isn't a dragonseed.

Jace and his brothers don't look Valyrian but they very obviously are of Valyrian descent. Rhaenys, the queen who never was, had black hair; Duncan the son of Aegon V looked like his mother, Betha Blackwood; Aegor Rivers also had black hair; Baelor Breakspear had dark hair; Daeron son of Maekar had sandy brown hair; Rhaenys the daughter of Rhaegar had her mother, Elia Martell's features.

Moving on, Daemon's relationship with Nettles is ambiguous. We don't know if they were in a romantic relationship or if his attack on Aemond was purely to save her (though I'm sure that was part of his decision). Again, you are stating a theory you believe as fact, even though it's unconfirmed.

I'm not going to touch the whole thing of Targaryen exceptionalism, because, as I said earlier, Nettles' parentage is unconfirmed. But the whole blood purity thing still hasn't been disproven at any point of GRRM's works; they intermarried to preserve their magic blood, the magic blood still exists in ASOIAF due to the incest.

Nettles is an important character in the story of the Dance, but she isn't the "final girl" you claim she is, let alone of the whole book. There are several dragon riders who survived the Dance and thrived. Rhaena is the ancestor of the Tyrells in the main series. Aegon III is the ancestor of Daenerys, the Baratheons, any remaining Blackfyres, and possibly Jon Snow and Young Griff. Baela and Alyn are the ancestors of Aurane Waters and the Velaryons.

The book of F&B is so much more than the Dance of the Dragons. Saying that Nettles is the "final girl" of the book doesn't make any sense when she only appears in a few sections. That's like saying Alys Rivers is actually the main character of the book. Nettles disappears after the Dance and doesn't appear in any other event. She does nothing else after her disappearance and has relatively little impact on the history of Westeros post Dance.

I have absolutely no idea where you're getting the whole "fire goddess/witch" thing. However, you have already been throwing out theories and your personal biases as fact, so I don't think it matters. I'm not trying to control who your fav is, I totally understand wanting to be a certain book character. But that doesn't mean you can act like everyone else is wrong for not having the same fav as you.

It's that kind of entitlement, thinking you're better than everyone else that makes people not like Nettles stans. It's almost on par with stansas and Alicent stans. People like you project so hard onto your favs, you take any perceived insult, critique, or argument as a personal attack. It's exhausting interacting with people like you.

#rhaenyra targaryen #anti nettles stans #anti nettles x daemon #asoiaf #team black #anti rhaenyra antis

[bangsinc]

Heyyy uh, I love your work! Your idea of The Spot just feels so in character and I absolutely adore the sad soggy noodle of a man (I mean that in an affectionate way)

If your commissions are open, Id like to make a request…

Are you comfortable writing for an Autistic Reader (with or without ADHD involved)? It doesn’t have to be anything specific, maybe just how he would deal with the pros and cons of it all?

No pressure in doing it, just take care of yourself and remember to set yourself at a comfortable pace and to make sure to care for your needs!

OhmygodivbeentalkingforsolongIamsosorryillshutupnowhaveaniceday!!!

🖤Spot x Nerodivergent Reader🤍

YES!! I’m also autistic so I’d love nothing more than to feed y’all. Autistic readers and readers with ADHD are never common and it’s really sad to see.

AUTISTIC READER:

The Spot, with his own experiences of feeling misunderstood, demonstrates empathy and acceptance towards their partner's autism. He recognizes and appreciates their unique perspective, and even try’s to promote it as much as he can. You can truly understand him in that sence, and it makes him even more likely to be able to open up to you.

The Spot and you easily bond over shared special interests, whether it's science, technology, or other intellectual pursuits. You both engage in passionate discussions, exchange knowledge, and explore these interests together. Sometimes it might even be hard to have a conversation without accidentally interrupting one another!

In many situations (myself included lol), it’s often hard to stim as you might think of it as embarrassing or useless because of how ‘stupid’ you look. The spot of course, loves to see you happy and express yourself, even if it isn’t conventional. If he notices this pattern of behavior, he might try to help by stimming with you! He thinks it’s sweet and he wants you to feel comfortable around him after all.

Sensory issues are one of the many obstacles that come with having autism, and the spot most likely is aware of this. Even tiny things such as the fabric of your pants Can set you off, and the spot tries his best to make you as comfortable as he can. If you happen to become overstimulated, then he’s going to stop everything and aid you. Even if you feel guilty about all of the attention, he hates to see you distraught.

If you’re feeling overstimulated at home, then he might turn off/dim the lights and give you something to fidget with. If you don’t want to talk about how you feel, he understands, and is willing to console you physically if you wish!

If it’s in a public setting, then the spot is willing to safely (and hopefully slowly, the poor boy might be freaking out alongside you) get you out of the situation and somewhere more quiet and secluded.

Dates during sensory hour at certain places! The options are limitless, but I can imagine he’d enjoy taking you to places such as the aquarium during those hours. It’s quiet, nice, and you both get to see the sea creatures :).

Sometimes you want to be quiet but also in his presence, the feeling of just being around him comforting enough. He can understand, although it might be hard. Sometimes the spot has a tendency to talk your ear off, but in certain situations, espically if you convey so, he might just relax and do something while you do something else.

The spot is also willing to adapt if you have issues with certain ways of communication, maybe to the point of going non verbal or needing cards. Spot is a fast learner, and because of such will quickly be able to affectively communicate with you. He finds ways to accommodate different communication styles, such as using visual aids, written communication, or allowing time for processing thoughts. He’s very patient and knows that your feelings are complex.

Reader with ADHD

The Spot recognizes that your attention and focus may fluctuate and that you might exhibit hyperactive or impulsive behaviors at times. He can understand the feeling of being impulsive, and uses this to connect with you on a certain basis. Reminders are very common with him!

Back when The Spot worked worked as a scientist, he developed an incredibly strict schduale. If you have your own issues keeping schduale and keeping track of your own work, he might implement some of your own tatics for you. (And he’s kinda a total worrywart about it. He cares, maybe wayyyyy too much about if you get your things done on time.)

The Spot uses his powers to create a calming environment for you when needed. He may manipulate dimensions to create serene spaces or offer soothing sensory experiences that help reduce anxiety too!

#the spot #spider man #across the spiderverse #the spot x reader #spiderman #into the spider verse #amazing spider man #spiderverse spoilers #spiderverse fanart #batman the animated series #spiderman into the spiderverse #spider man: across the spider verse #spiderverse imagine #autistic reader #adhd reader #bangsinc

[showtoonzfan]

I really try to understand and reread the Ken document to see where Viv’s supporters are coming from, but I’m sorry, all I thought when I was done reading it is that Vivienne is just mentally unstable to the point where she can’t carry a normal and steady conversation without either being petty or freaking out. I think that’s why so many of her peeps and fans excuse her because they see her in a vulnerable state and see her say she’s “shaking” and that she can’t handle this, so everyone coddles her and thinks that Ken must have said something to warrant a reaction like this out of Vivzie…….expect….they didn’t.

Ken never harassed or poked Vivzie, they never got angry and forceful, but when they reasonably give Viv VALID constructive criticism about how she should be crediting her artists since she’s leading an INDIE team (and can’t figure that out apparently since she compared herself to fucking Disney) apparently that was enough to send Vivzie off the edge immediately and think that Ken was attacking her, when Ken said it themselves, they were just talking to her. To have fans paint Ken out to be this needy person who demanded credit in unwarranted aspects is disgusting, because what they said in their document was true. They HAD been responsible for writing MAIN plot points, jokes, and ideas that all made their away into the final product, and the fact that they only got an “additional writing” credit rather than having their name up with Viv, Dave, and Raymond is bullshit.

Viv’s point she had made of Ken’s writing only being in the “early stages” is literally a lie because what they wrote ended up in the final product, not only writing main jokes but Alastor being in the pilot and investing in the hotel, Angel being there for free rent and being the first hotel patron, Charlie trying to convince those of redemption ect. And then when the two brushed it aside, good ol’ perfect Vivzie called Ken an abuser to others, saying false things behind their back while ALSO pretending to be nice to them upfront. That’s my biggest issue. Tell me one instance where Ken was “abusing” Vivzie. They weren’t, Viv is just so fucking emotionally sensitive with zero thick skin and sees anyone daring to criticize her as an attack, and she’s STILL like that to this day. I really don’t see how people can read a document of her not only tracing and not crediting someone, but talking lies behind someone’s back while also being nice..and STILL support her, I really can’t. And it’s funny when some of y’all think that we want Hazbin to cease to exist or Helluva to stop running….no….we don’t give a shit about the shows, we want Viv to get the consequences of her actions and her victims to get justice. We want her to own up to what she’s done, especially the recent drama, and yet she never does cause in her eyes she can do no wrong. She always fucking acts like she did nothing wrong, or blames her behavior on everyone but herself. She’s a 30 year old woman, she acts like a child and needs to be kicked down a notch. She never learns from her experiences or gets better and it really is tiring to see people side with her EVERY single time, despite their being countless evidence clear as day that she’s an entitled brat, with even ANOTHER spindle-member coming out and revealing that they were mistreated as well:

All I can say is that I hope more members are inspired to come out, and not afraid, especially since there are ex members who came out that we haven’t heard a word from, like Salem Squidder, the person above, even Ashley Nichols. People need to realize that wether you like Viv or not, people were HURT by her, and she needs to come forward and confront it, not vague tweet and hide behind her fanbase, leaving everyone to fight her battles instead of herself.

#vivziepop critical #spindlehorse critical #helluva boss critical #helluva boss critique #hazbin hotel critical #helluva boss criticism #anti vivziepop #helluva critical #spindlehorse criticism #spindlehorse toons #vivienne medrano #Vivziepop #vivziepop rant #vivziepop drama #helluvaverse #hazbin hotel #helluva boss #vivziemind

[cfcalcaraz]

Hi there, could u maybe write about mason dating a celebrity that was his crush no one knows about the relationship just yet, mason feels as if she doesn't want to let the world know that they're dating because he really wants to let everyone knows she's his right now, so they have an argument about it she tells hims that he isn't a secret but she likes to keep her love life private, although he said he understands but she can't seem to shack off the idea of mason being a bit disappointed so she attends one of his games and let everyone know she posts "supporting my bf" something like that on her socials and mason is over the moon that now he can let everyone know what she is to him.

Sorry It's a bit long I didn't know how to summarize the idea.😬

mastermind - mm

summary: you and Mason had been secretly dating for nearly a year now and he starts getting a little bit impatient..

author: this request sparked many ideas, so lemme know if y’all want a part 2 to this!

warnings: angst fs

you woke up to the sound of Mason freaking out after he had realized he’d slept in. “baby, what’s wrong?”. you rolled over to face him as you could barely even open your eyes. “y/n! you’re late for the shoot!”. it took you a second to process what he had just said but as soon as you wrapped your head around it, you shot up from the bed and hurried over to the restroom.

you rushed to take a quick body shower, thanking yourself for the full body shower you’d had the night before. as you walked out of the shower, you looked at the time, 6:57 am; you weren’t too late, you thought. you could still make it to Vogue shoot before 8:00 pm you told yourself as you calmed down a bit.

after eating the granola bar Mason had brought over to you, you brushed your teeth and did some natural make up knowing you’d probably have to take it off when you got there anyways. “hey Mase, could you please start my car for me, baby?”. London was still quite chilly these days, you’d missed the States dearly on these kinds of days. Mason shouted back something you couldn’t really hear but you just assumed he’d said yes or something along the lines of that.

”y/n, your car isn’t starting for some reason”. fuck, could this day get any worse, you thought. you walked over to the garage to check up on what was going on; it seemed like the battery needed to be changed. fuck. you stood there thinking about what you could possibly do. “i think i’m gonna call an uber, Mase”. Mason turns to you with an odd-looking expression. “why on earth can’t i just drive you there?”. he seemed pretty upset, but you were simply not ready to announce your relationship to the world. “you know I can’t do that”, you replied, “the pops will be there, our names are gonna be all over the headlines”. you tried reassuring him that it was just because of that but he was not having it. “all because you don’t wanna be seen with me in public, you’re willing to be late to your shoot? that’s just pathetic, y/n”. he walked back inside the house, not wanting to carry on the conversation that had begun.

you and Mason had met through a mutual friend at a new year’s party a little bit over a year ago. or so you’d thought. little did you know, Mason had been head over heels for you since your modeling career debut. after seeing you at Paris fashion week one year, the first thing he did when he went home was look up your socials. although he never had the guts to shoot his shot, and he often saw you on drama sites being photographed with different men each week; he still paid attention to you from afar. and oh boy did the other Chelsea boys know about this little crush of his. so when they saw you at the party, they practically forced Mason to approach you. and little did Mason know, the y/n y/l/n was a little bit of a football fanatic herself.

ever since that day, you guys had just naturally clicked. you guys went on multiple dates and always had the best time together. you both met each of your families and closest friends, but there was still one thing that had always left your relationship in suspense. you weren’t ready to announce it to the world. and although Mason had pretended to not care, deep down it definitely got to him sometimes.

after the shoot, some of your close friends, Kendall and Gigi, had asked you if you wanted to go out for drinks with them. but you had to refuse, the fight from this morning still not allowing you to think properly.

as your uber dropped you off, you noticed Mason’s car in the driveway, verifying that he’d still been at home. you went inside the house and washed up before you went looking for Mason. after not much effort, you found him in his gaming room playing Fifa with his boys. you went inside the room and sat down on the couch nearby him. he looked over at you and you singled with your eyes for him to get off the call as you mouthed ‘we need to talk’. “alright guys, i’ve got to go.” he exited the game and took off his headset.

he turned his chair over to face you. “what’s the deal, y/n?”. you looked at him confused, “what?”. he chuckled back at you. “is this really what it’s gonna be like for us for the rest of time? you being approached by several men at bars, us not being able to go out publicly as a couple, and all my friends asking me if it’s even real between us?”. it was obvious that he wanted to change around this situation. “baby, you know it’s not like tha-“. he cut you off. “okay? then what is it like? cause before us, you were fine going out with all those guys, what’s different about me?”. at this moment, you felt awful for the way you were making him feel, but he had no right to use that against you. “Mason, are you calling me a fucking slut? Jesus”.

“you know exactly what i meant by that, y/n, stop playing dumb. i just wanna be with you and show you off everywhere i go. i wanna be able to take you out on real dates, have you cheering for me in the stands when i’m playing, and post silly pictures with you. i just don’t understand why everything has to be so private”. that was a lot to take in. although you know you love him, if you’re not able to give him what he deserves, you two should see other people. “Mason, i think we should break up”. “y/n.. what? that’s not what i meant at all”. you had to do it, it just isn’t working anymore. “no Mason, you’re right. you deserve so much better and i can’t give you that right now so we’re better off seeing other people”.

you couldn’t look him in the eyes anymore, scared you’d start balling if you did. “no baby, you don’t mean that. y/n, i know you don’t want to do this..please”. you could no longer stand the sight of Mason begging you to stay with him, one look into his eyes and you knew you were about to break. “i’m sorry, Mase”. your voice cracked as tears began to flow down, but you’d walked away just quick enough for Mason to not notice. “y/n! wait!”. you refused to look back.

you grabbed your coat and walked out of the house, into your car. you drove off to who knows where. you could barely see anything through the tears flowing down your face. even though you’d been the one to leave him, a little bit of you hoped he had chased after you. 

#mason mount #mason mount x y/n #mason mount x reader #chelsea #footballer x reader

[kingkatsuki]

If Bakugou’s going to fuck you he’s going to fuck you. You know he’s never one to half ass anything.

Especially if he’s been gone for a couple weeks on hero business? Omg. Even if he’s older I’m sure he’s still got some incredible stamina. Y’all will go on like a fucking marathon when he gets back home.

Idk just thinking of him being so greedy, wanting you to cum over and over and over again. As many times as possible. Mostly because he loves just how fucked out you get. You’ve long lost your mind and all you can do is moan and whine and scream for him, beg for more. You’re babbling and only have half an idea of what you’re even fucking saying after a while.

You’ve clawed him up, he’s covered in hickies and bite marks, and you’re still game for another round. SHIT he loves you so much.

Him groaning in your ear, “That’s it, that’s my good girl,” when he feels you cumming on his cock again after however many times (you’ve both lost count). You’re wrecking each other and living for every single second of it

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It’s the way you KNOW he’s been thinking about it every day since he’s been gone too, fucking his fist in hotel bathrooms and imagining you there with him. Wishing you could’ve got the time off work to join him in this fancy hotel with the bath tub and shower that are too damn big for just him alone. He knows you’d be freaking out over all the room gadgets and making him take stupid mirror selfies.

@/crybaby-bkg wrote something before about Bakugou where he’s video calling reader and he’s so turned on by the simplest things like you could be chilling at home and because of the time difference he’s just crawling into bed at 2am, but the videos and lewds he’s got saved on his phone of you aren’t quite scratching that itch so he calls you and is all “show me a tit or somethin’” (I like vividly remember that dialogue this drabble was so fucking good), and you’re just laughing when it’s all it takes to have Bakugou cumming in his fist with a grunt and staining the sheets.

Like “Fuck, I’m gonna have to fuckin’ shower now,”

and you’re just laughing like “It’s not my fault you can’t wait to see me.”

“Yeah it fuckin’ is, woman.” He groans, “Don’t you wanna touch that little pussy for me?”

And now he’s video calling you in the hotel shower while you rub your clit on camera for him, fisting his cock (again) at the sight.

Blaming you that he’s rubbed his cock raw, and that he can’t wait to be buried back inside you when he goes home because nothing else compares. (And you think about buying him a silicone cocksleeve or fleshlight for next time)

And when he’s finally home the sex is primal, he’s doing everything to you that he’s thought about the last few weeks. And he’s not satisfied until you can’t feel your legs😫

[rosaline-black]

ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴇᴛᴀʟʜᴇᴀᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ɢᴏᴛʜ

ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴍᴇᴛ…

Summary: The time the goth met the metalhead at the brand new music store in Hawkins.

Category: Eddie Munson X Fem!Goth!reader

A/N: YES! I’m back with Eddie content. This idea has been in my head for a very long time I just never felt inspired but… now I am so I think I’ll turn this into a lil series if y’all are interested? Just lmk :) if ya wanna be tagged in future parts leave a comment below!

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Eddie didn't usually frequent many places in town. He stuck to what he knew, the woods surrounding Hawkins, high school and his trailer. Now he'd never admit that to anyone but the looks and the whispers sometimes got kinda bothersome. Sure, he owned his status as Hawkins's resident freak, but he also sometimes enjoyed feeling normal.

However, ever since the brand new music store had opened, Eddie had no choice but to go. I mean a place that sold records and the newest tapes? He had to go. Sure, he couldn’t afford a Walkman, but his dear uncle owned the loudest sound system the entire trailer park had ever heard.

With measured steps and a cigarette between his lips, Eddie could hear the buzz from outside the new store even from a block away. There were all types of people coming in and out of Rosie’s records, all too engrossed in their own amazement to even pay him a second glance. He could get used to that.

Flicking out his cigarette, Eddie went inside. It was much larger than he had anticipated, and the music was mellow. Everything would have been perfect if they didn’t have Madonna blasting. Eddie didn’t want to get into the groove thank you very much.

The front of the store was majorly filled with the chart's biggest hits, all of the shit you’d hear blasting over Hawkins's local radio, nothing of substance in his opinion. However, the back corner caught his eye, he could just about make out the album art for the new Motörhead album.

“I’m coming baby…”

He muttered under his breath, dodging people left right and centre until he finally reached his destination. The alternative section is what they had labelled it in big black letters, in other words, it was where all the decent music was stored. Not only did they have Motörhead, but they also had new dio, iron maiden and black sabbath. His holy trinity.

So used to the stares of others Eddie had become prone to looking around, very perceptive of the people around him. With a side glance eddies, eyes caught sight of someone he’d never seen before, and his heart stopped.

There you stood. Outlandish black eyeliner rivalling that of an eagle's wings painted skilfully around your eyes, dark lacquer lined your lips into the perfect pout and your brows were like two thin black lines carving your face into a precise scowl. Your hair was dark and backcombed to the high heavens, he guessed it must have taken at least half a bottle of hairspray to get it to stay in place.

As his eyes travelled down your attire, he was drawn to the mix of dark leathers and lace that was draped all over, hugging certain parts and then falling in others. Your skirt grazed your ankles, and on your feet, he spotted the biggest black boots that had ever graced Hawkins. Eddie couldn’t ignore your accessories either. Two silver daggers hung from your ears, and down your neck, a similar pendant rested just between your breasts, your hands were covered in rings with black gems and silver skulls similar to his own. He was obsessed.

Just as he was about to look away your soft melodic voice graced his ears, and a red tint dispersed over the expanse of his usually pale cheeks.

“Take a picture it will last longer…”

God, he hadn’t meant to stare for that long. But could you blame him? I mean he’d only seen people that dressed like you in magazines, labelled with propaganda about the spreading of the devil's scripture. You were just so… transfixing. An enigma among the many windbreakers and scrunchie-tied ponytails. A breath of fresh air.

“Sorry… it’s just… your earrings are really fucking cool man…”

For the first time since spotting you, Eddie got to see you face on. Hopefully, you couldn’t hear his sharp intake of breath, he was quite literally gasping over how beautiful you were. In all honesty, you sorta terrified him at the same time. You looked angry, like truly pissed at his staring, usually he’d pull some goofy face, but who knew, maybe you’d rip that earring out and use it on him?

Now what Eddie didn’t expect was for your thin brows to raise, and those black slips to bend into a smile “Thanks… I found them at a thrift store…”

Eddie swallowed the dryness in his throat, taking a cautious step closer to you and putting out his hand as a form of greeting “I’m Eddie… Eddie Munson…”

Your soft hand fell into his as you shook it lightly, you murmured your name so quietly he was surprised he caught it. When you pulled your hand away he found he missed its warmth in his own, although his hand was rather clammy from the initial staring debacle.

Not wanting the conversation to die out and even worse never seeing you again, Eddie decided to strike up another topic to grab your attention. He noticed you turn back to the tapes in front of you, fingers gliding over Siouxsie and the Banshees, the cure and sisters of mercy. Damn you had taste. Now the whole trad goth thing wasn’t his niche when it came to music, but for you, he’d listen to the mopey tunes till the end of time. Missing the tape you selected, Eddie found his way in.

“Oh, what did ya go for?”

You seemed startled by his loud voice, he would have felt guilty if your spooked wide eyes weren’t so damn adorable.

“Echo and the Bunnymen… they just released the deluxe edition of ocean rain…”

Truthfully he had no idea who or what you were talking about, but in an attempt to impress you Eddie faked a gasp, clapping his hands together as he rocked on the balls of his feet.

“Oh, awesome I love that album…” The grin on your face made his own widen.

“Oh, really what’s your favourite song?”

Eddies smile dropped as his eyes widened like a deer in the headlights. IDIOT. He was such an idiot.

“Uhh…. The uh… the first ones pretty great…”

Now, he fully expected you to raise one of those threatening brows and storm past him. But you didn’t do that, instead, laughter bubbled from the back of your throat. It was dorky and resembled a witch’s cackle in the most wholesome way. He needed to make you laugh again, hopefully on purpose next time.

“To be fair you didn’t strike me as an alternative guy… more metal right?”

Eddies eyes shone with adoration. You really saw him. Not just a passing judge as his knotted locks or stained t-shirt he’d spilt mustard on that morning, no, you actually saw him. When your name got called by who he was assuming was your mother, you sighed and turned back to him.

“I’d better get going… uh… here…”

You rifled In the black ripped tote back on your shoulder, pulling out what looked like a pot but after closer inspection turned out to be gel liner. You took a brush and grabbed his guitar-scarred fingers, straightening out his hand so you could get a better grip.

With delicate brushstrokes, Eddie watched digit after digit of a phone number being written on the back of his hand.

“That’s my landline… stay cool Munson…”

And like a cloud of black smoke, you were gone. For the first time in Eddie Munson's life, he was well and truly stumped. One thing he knew for sure, he’d wash his hand as little as possible.

#Eddie munson x reader #eddie munson x fem!reader #eddie munson x you #eddie munson x y/n #Eddie munson #the metalhead and the goth #stranger things 4 #stranger things #goth

[kakashiislut]

I don't know if you are taking requests, but...

Kratos with a fat/chubby s/o? Christ, I need some comfort in my life

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HEYA! HELL YA!! I always head cannon him with a chubbier person. Idk, it’s like Bokuto from Haikyuu! I’ve never written for a chubby S/O so I hope it’s good :(

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Warnings: NONE! Fluff and all the fluff, Okay maybe like some suggestive themes!

Authors Note: I’m all for this idea! I’m gonna write as much as possible for the rest of my requests 🥹 also this gif is so funny hehe. I hope y’all like this!

Kratos With A Chubby S/O ~ Kratos x GN!Reader

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~You guys met at cavern that your family owned.

~He took interest in your funky personality, but the overall respect you had for boundaries.

~Of course he’d frequently catch you staring at his…boobies…and that’s what eventually lead you guys to start a little relationship (PSSSTTT, you guys kiss and like say you like each other sometimes kekkekeke)

~He constantly has his hands on your tummy, gently rubbing his rough palms over the softest areas.

~He fucking loves sleeping with his head directly on your stomach, like SKIN on SKIN contact. It’s so comforting.

~If you get tried, he’ll just easily pick you up and move you places to show he loves you. (I bet he can literally do this to a mountain if he wanted to-dude is so strong I’m clenching in so many places)

~DIES FOR YOUR THIGHS- LIKE DIESSS-

~Please let that man eat, sleep, and die there. He will never complain.

~Leaves so many kisses and bite marks all over them.

~Will generously ask you to sit on his face…like even randomly when you guys are exploring.

~Y/N: ”Ugh my legs hurt”

Kratos: “Sit on my face.”

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Y/N: “I need to sit down, I’m getting a little light headed”

Kratos, who morphed into a chair: “sit on my face”

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~Loves his beard, but sometimes it scratches you a lot, so he is willing to shave some of it for more comfort.

~Lowkey into Ass….okay HIGHKEY into ass.

~Will come up behind you and just grab it- jiggle it and spank it 😮‍💨

~Please Show it Off to him- he pretends to be poker, but he’s screaming on the inside.

~He always has his hand on your arm or slotted between your fingers.

~Falls asleep so easily when you cuddle him.

~He loves when he places his face on your chest and you just hug him till he’s snoring.

~THAT MAN CAN SNOREEE-

~Listen he’s a dad and we all know they snore like whales 💀

~Loves Watching you bend over- listen this man is a freak lowkey-

~Please sit on his lap, he loves having you so close.

~Gets pouty when you don’t.

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Im sorry it’s short :( in the future I’ll write longer ones, but my WiFi is so bad it scares me to write long ones incase my phone goes crazy and it deletes 🥹 I LOVE YOU

#send me asks #yes yes yes #fem dom #god of war #god of war smut #god of war x reader #gow #kratos #kratos smut #fan fic writing #fan fic stuff #Fan fic kratos #kratos x reader #Kratos x chubby Reader #i hope you like this #i hope it makes sense #im sorry im not used to this concept #i love you

[that-kid-fromtheplayground]

𝖕𝖑𝖆𝖙𝖔𝖓𝖎𝖈! || Team Craig with a human dictionary / random facts friend in their group!

note ;; age stays as canon.

okay, first of all, they sometimes get concerned about your random facts.

like really concerned.

I mean, y’all can be calmly chilling in the back of the reccess playground and then out of nowhere you go like :

“did you know that in the French Revolution the aristocrats condemned to the guillotine fought each other to see who would go first because they knew that after three or four times the guillotine wasn’t going to cut their heads off at the first try?” you said as if nothing (and out of nowhere) as you calmly played with a stick to try and get the ants to climb to it.

“d-d-ud-de that’s mes-s-sed up-p!” Jimmy said while looking at you with raised eyebrows.

“THEY- ACK- WHAT?!?!? GAH-!!” Tweek started panicking as Craig rolled his eyes at you and took Tweek’s hand to try and calm him down.

“😰😭” Clyde making sobbing noises in the background.

“uh... okay...?” Token said while raising a confused eyebrow at you before shrugging and going back to do whatever on his phone.

Nah but other than that they’re really chill about your human dictionary persona.

They sometimes even appreciate it I may say!

Like, it’s really cool you can tell them the difference inbetween the basil and parsley so they don’t mess up the shopping lol.

Craig is very into your personality (not in a romantic way), it is very interesting to him the way your brain can retain so much useful information.

He really likes the way you calmly explain to Tweek the words he doesn’t understand in the homework so he doesn’t start freaking out.

Clyde gets all whinny and pouty when you correct him in something he said, even if it’s in a genuine way and not in a mocking one!, he is kinda jealous of how you know so many more things that him!

Tweek, even though gets really freaked out by your random facts when they’re not that random and more like- gory / scary, really appreciates your human dictionary capacities, even though one time he punched you in the face after you corrected him on the Gnome’s thing because he was very nervous and stressed that day.

He apologised a ton after it, though.

Jimmy likes your personality too, and loves the look on your face when his jokes have some words that the kids are not used to but you know them and you both start bursting in laughter while everyone is like : ‘bro what 🤨’.

Your random facts when not scary or that strange are also kind of helpful to the group, like- do you have any idea how you saved Clyde’s life after randomly saying ‘hey guys, did you know that the oleander is poisonous?’

CRAIG NEVER RAN SO FAST IN HIS LIFE-

like- you were like ‘wha- wait, what did I do now? 🥲?’ while Token was praying mentally as Craig violently dragged Clyde away from the oleander that he dared him to eat a leaf of for 10 bucks in an internal panic. lol.

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