#someone please raise that

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 119

Another divine twitch chat Au? Another divine twitch chat Au. With a bit of a twist. 

Billy would like to say it is in fact not his fault. It’s really not. Who hits someone with magic they obviously don’t know how to use? Well okay maybe he had done that before, but it’s not like he ever did it around other people where they could get hit! 

But someone was an idiot and now he’s here, as his normal ten-year old self kicking his legs while sitting in the Watchtower as the others argued. Apparently the League thinks he’s been de-aged, which is good as his secret isn’t out. 

The uh, issue is that something about the spell might have um, partially manifested the gods- or as he called them the Mediterranean Magic Men, if only because of how annoyed it made Zeus. Now everyone can see the chat that’s usually only visible to him and apparently it’s concerning. 

He doesn’t see how it’s an issue, Zeus has been silenced for the next hour and Hercules has been dying of laughter for the last three. Oh, wait, it might be from Mercury’s constant attempted flirting with Flash. …Or the fact they’re trying to convince him to commit a crime and he’s honestly down for doing so seeing as he’s a homeless ten year old who is down for getting clairvoyance and super speed for the next thirty minutes in exchange…

#prompts #dc #dcu #divine twitch chat #Billy has gone past panicking and is just *yep this might as well happen* #The MMM have somehow convinced half the league that Marvel was made from their magic and mortal blood a couple years ago exactly #“Why yes this is their funky magic creation child isn't he great we're still trying to get him to curse someone but he's still just a baby” #The league are all sobbing and freaking out because wtf why is Marvel now a- wait he came into existence 10 years old #What do you mean No please explain #Oh god the gods are ignoring them and bothering the poor baby marvel- #M-marvel why are you listening to them- DO NOT GO BACK TO EARTH JUST TO KICK A COP #SOMEBODY GRAB THE MINI MARVEL #How did this feral gremlin become Marvel?! #The MMM: Ah yes we're raising him so well look at how they grow :) #captain marvel #shazam #justice league #mediterranean magic men #Whenever the MMM talk or do something they're partially visible like colored ghost-mists lol #It's all over once they realize they can interact with the world again #Time to pick up their funky lil dude and go on a run through the watchtower #The champion of magic has to be pure of heart to deal with the gods' shenanigans

[brainrotisseriechicken]

help girl theres an eldritch white man in my house

#dr clef #scp #scp fanart #illustration #spooky #change of plans do NOT raise ur brightness for this one this definitely benefits from low light lol #silly guy posting #doodle #shoutout to makima fanartists this was straight up plagiarized off of yall #someone get him out of here please thanks

[keewees-reblogs]

Obligatory post-watch Toothless sketchbook page <3

#I think this trilogy may be one of the best??? #I want a toothless how does one acquire a toothless #also someone give John Powell a raise please #httyd #how to train your dragon #toothless

[eddie-redcliffe]

#deadloch #abby matsuda #eddie redcliffe #dulcie collins #mine #cath york #Ray McLintock #someone give her a raise please #misc

[the-lark-ascending69]

Ronance jealousy when the relationship is secret is exquisite. Boys flirting with Robin thinking she's single while Nancy seethes. Men suddenly trying to kiss Nancy out of nowhere, sometimes even succeeding, thinking she's up for grabs despite her girlfriend being right there - though she can't defend her as anything more than a friend. Maybe jealousy isn't the right word. It's an intrusion. It's men trying to come between them, even without knowing they're together, even thinking they get to want them and that they get to pursue them.

But I think it's even worse when the relationship is pretty much not secret. Maybe they're tired. Maybe they have their families to support them if something goes wrong, so they're not as scared. Maybe they still won't kiss or hold hands in public, but they don't go out of their way to quell any rumors because, why would they? They're normal teenage girls, they're not doing anything wrong. But they're such a novelty that everyone in school knows, and suddenly, when someone tries to flirt with one of them, it's inherently violent. Especially when the other one is right there. And she can say "excuse me?" and "she's with me. get lost" all she wants but she'll always get as an answer a "shut up. I'm not talking to you". This doesn't happen to boys. A young man wouldn't so openly try to get into a girl's pants with her boyfriend right there. He'd get his teeth punched in if he tried. It's a weird, hormonal mixture of fear, violence and respect, all things a teenage girl seems incapable of exerting. The thing with these people, which is worst of all, is that they're not even all that disgusted by them. If they were disgusted, at least it'd mean they aknowledge they're doing something. Their relationship may be detestable to them but at least they'd understand it's real. By pursuing them, it shows how, in reality, they don't think they're more than two friends playing family, or two frigid prudes so scared of relationships with men they come up with this little game to try to feel fulfilled. Confused girls at most who just need to be with a real man for once to see what they're missing. Or they don't even think that much about it - it's just a joke to them. They laugh at it. Girlfrends? Sure, whatever, now buckle up, Buckley!

#ronance #bonus: neither is very good at defending the other in these situations #they're girls. they didn't grow up being taught to ''defend what's theirs'' #they were raised to smile and please and ask politely #they don't have a boy's violence they wouldn't be capable of beating someone up over this #they're convinced they would lose if they tried #so they try to use words instead but they never seem to be intimidating enough #they never learned how to protect a girl and now they're paying the price

[idealess-at-this]

Harrison deserves to be adopted too

#camp camp #david camp camp #harrison camp camp #cc harrison #not a ship dont be weird #please oh god someone talk to me about this fandom #I will singly handedly raise it from the dead #look out here i come

[pickled-flowers]

Also just because you get annoyed by something someone is doing doesn't mean they are evil you can leave us alone

#this is about autistic people. #that guy in you class that is always asking questions? he always raises his hand theres nothing wrong with it #it takes time in the class but that's how he makes sure he understands the subject #and meanwhile every other student decides hes an asshole #that girl who doesnt blink and who cant seem to have a linear conversation is not doing anything wrong #you dont like interacting with her but that doesnt say anything about her you can leave her alone you dont have to bitch behind her back #that person cant read social cues? why are you getting mad? can you shut the fuck up? #it is insane how often some of my friends talk about people who are clearly autistic and are mad at them #no its not because theyre autistic theyre just always interupting! #its not because theyre autistic they just make me uncomfortable! PLEASE LISTEN TO YOURSELF #i swear youre all asshole to us #no respect fr #its so annoying to see you run in a circle trying to justify calling someone an ass for doing literally nothing wrong #youre allowed to feel how you want about other people but you always jump to bullying #and whenever i try to make them realize they get so deffensive #just because you grew up with an autistic brother does not make you a fucking expert youre not even close to him!! #ok sorry im gonna go hit my bong im getting too angry lol

[ilynotes]

you ever realize you’re never gonna be one of those people that just easily fit in with people your age and get along with them and can become social and outgoing because you are so painstakingly “different” and neurodivergent in every way from your speech patterns to your body language to your behavior that in a crowd you’re always going to be viewed by majority as the “weird” one or just me

#does this post make sense #someone raise ur hand #anyone.. Anybody please show of hands #neurodivergent #neurodiversity #social skills #actuallynd

[theactualsunshinechild]

*banging my fists against the wall helplessly, tears streaming down my face*

MY RAREPAIR STILL HASN'T INTERACTED AND AT THIS POINT I'M NOT SURE THEY EVER WILL

#this is about my wriochi obsession btw #i am being tormented by the lack of anything #because i just KNOW #i just KNOW #That they would have SUCH funny interactions #please i want them to fight #i want them to fuck #i want them to have a meal with each other #i want Wriothesley to FINALLY have someone happy to accept a cup of fancy tea #because Childe is from Fantasy Russia and if there's anything i know about my country it's that we're all obsessed with tea #we serve free tea on trains for fucks sake #the tea section in the grocery store is larger than the vodka section #Childe would LOVE to be offered a nice cup of tea because his mama raised a polite young man #i need Childe to drag Wriothesley out to do things on the surface regularly #i want them to send each other letters #i want Wriothesley to meet Childe's family and wish he could have had a family like that #i want so much from them but they literally haven't even talked #wriochi #wriothesley #childe #tartaglia

[sonderblade]

WARNING: MINOR FLASHING LIGHTS!

SPIDER-VERSE SPOILERS AHEAD!!

The autism struck a cord within me like a lighting strike on grass. Across the spiderverse is so fucking GOOD and i already made like 4 OC’s (not joking). Miguel is so me bro. I, too, would go to another universe to be happy 🙏

Anyways, here’s an animation/edit of Miguel mourning his daughter to Sarah by Alex g🙏🙏🙏

Here are some of the still shots and background!!!

Anyways, more spider-verse content soon as it has been on my mind since I’ve watched it. Next up will be more Miguel content but much more depressed that I’m pretty sure I will cry while making it‼️‼️

#miguel o'hara #miguel o’hara fanart #gabriella o’hara #across the spiderverse #into the spider verse #spiderman #spider man across the spiderverse spoilers #spider man into the spider verse #spiderman atsv #atsv miguel #atsvedit #atsv fanart #atsv fandom #itsv fanart #someone please give this man back his babygirl #Miguel: immediately travels to another dimension where he can have a daughter and be happy #me: who has dreams of raising my own kids for 10+ years and thinking it’s real before waking up to a cold morning #and being reminded they don’t exist #me and Miguel are like mirrors facing each other

[canary-song]

I think Noir deserves to be The Guy That Loves Cats in any group.

20 pictures of alley cats he crosses paths with minimum, per day. If any of the spiderpeople want to gift him something and don't know what, it's going to be cat themed. He doesn't know when this started.

#spiderman noir #spidernoir #blogcat: headcanons #noir posting #this doesn't make sense but please see my vision #allow him his goofiness. also I think. perhaps its in character as someone raised helping the Bowery Welfare Center to care about alley cats #something about having compassion for passing shadows. #''Is this about ITSV or Comics Noir?'' yes.

[majorshatterandhare]

It is very obvious to me that I like music that tells stories. (ALL music tells stories. Every song tells a story.) I like concept albums, I like musicals.

Therefore I find it very funny both that my favorite Mech’s album is one of the two that don’t have an overarching story *and* that my favorite My Chem album is the one that doesn’t have an overarching story.

#the mechanisms #but also other music #i need to ho through and actually look at all the music i like and make a list of what all falls into the ‘overarching story’ category #i like american idiot. specifically i *really* like the broadway soundtrack #i was a theatre kid raised on classic rock and 90s alternative #i fucking love meatloafs music #i have so many music recs if anyone wants music recs please hmu #i do enjoy also that ‘mech’ and ‘chem’ are the same letters #mcr is my Roommates thing. it is Not Allowed to be my thing. but there was a hog minute ghat i listened to bullets at least 1x/day everyday #please please please im begging you to hmu if you want music recs. #i have a hard time desiring new media but i also would love to dump some recs on someone

[valiantstarlights]

Imagine (surprisingly) buff history professor Hob and dog!Matthew.

disclaimer: video from here.

Imagine Professor Gadling hiding Captain America muscles under his old-fashioned grandpa style clothes. (Think 1889!Hob's fashion, but worn in 2022.) He's not hiding them intentionally, but he's not showing them off either. He's just normal about it.

Imagine someone, a fellow professor (Johanna), passing the push-up challenge to Hob because he's one of the younger professors who look like they could do push-ups without dislocating something.

Imagine the entire university, the entire town, in shock, as the video is uploaded and they see a hint of what Hob is hiding under his clothes. Everyone is feeling like a Victorian maiden upon seeing his arms, fantasizing about being under him, and then giggling over his doofus laugh and how cute he is with his dog.

He's so wholesome and sexy and what more could you want, honestly. (In short, Hob gains a fanclub, and Matthew does as well.)

Imagine Dream not seeing the video because he's too busy being a famous author. Actual writing, editing, coordinating with his team led by Lucienne, book tours, etc.

Imagine Dream getting irrationally angry when he meets Hob for their biweekly/monthly coffee meet up (no, not a date, they're just friends) and there's someone else sitting on his seat, flirting with Hob.

Imagine Dream just, walking out and going back home without even greeting Hob because he's so fucking stressed and he can't deal with any more stressful things right now.

Imagine Hob thinking that Dream stood him up. He's sad about it, but he figures that Dream probably just has a crazy schedule being a famous author and couldn't text him to give him a heads up. My god, what if he doesn't even have time to sleep? Or eat?? Thinking this, Hob buys an entire box full of muffins and pastries from the coffee shop--all the things he noticed Dream liked, and brings them to the Endless mansion for the family butler to give to Dream.

Imagine Dream feeling so bad that as soon as the butler gives him the huge pastry box from Hob, he calls Hob and apologizes. Hob immediately forgives him and wishes him luck on his book and to take it easy and, "Take care of yourself. Someone loves you."

(It's just a quote he read. It doesn't have to mean anything.)

'Do you love me?' Dream doesn't ask because he's a coward. "You too," he says instead, because that's a safer option.

Imagine Dream finally! seeing the video, and it's Desire who shows it to him. They're just hanging out, painting each other's toenails, and while they're waiting for the nail polish to dry, Desire thirsts about this local guy who has gone viral, and they go on about wanting to lick whipped cream off his abs and let him hit them with a truck--just normal thirst tweets, you know? And Dream is like, "Sibling. That's quite enough." Dream is used to Desire being horny on main for a lot of people, but sometimes he doesn't really wanna know.

Anyway, Desire is all, "But look at him, Dream! He's so...he's so..!" And then they show Dream the video on their phone.

Dream watches as Hob talks about the cause behind the challenge, the push-ups, Matthew videobombing, and basically making everyone who watches the video fall in unadulterated lust and adoration over him. Dream wants to tell Desire he has felt those abs against his body (during that first meeting) and has been the recipient of his dazzling smile (every time they meet).

What he says instead is, "This is my boyfriend."

Imagine Desire going, "Seriously?"

And Dream going, "Yes." Then shows them a candid shot he took of Hob across the table from him. Hob was reading and replying to an urgent email from the dean while they both wait for their orders to be served, and Dream didn't have anything else to do but to admire him, so he did. And he secretly took a picture because the sun made Hob's hair shine copper, and he looked so soft and ethereal...

"Hmm," Desire says, and it's their unconvinced 'hmm,' so Dream shows them a video this time. At first it's just Jessamy and Matthew playing in the park, then Hob's laughter is heard so Dream pans the camera to him. Hob is sitting on an honest-to-god checkered picnic blanket taking food out of an honest-to-god wicker picnic basket, and the food is all obviously homemade and looking very appetizing.

"Are you trying to fatten me up, Hob?" Dream from the video says. He sounds so fond and in love.

Hob in the video winks. "All the better to eat you with, Dream."

The video wobbles before ending because past Dream couldn't handle that.

Imagine Desire screeching (in elation) because oh my god! Dream has a boyfriend! For real! And he's fucking perfect and ripped! He's also obviously eating Dream out and doing other sexy things to him! Oh wow I'm sorry I thirsted over your boyfriend, Dream. I didn't know you and him are together. I know better now, though, and I respect a dibs.

Dream is pleased that Desire has backed off, but he couldn't help but think...

Hob likes him. Right? Desire certainly came to that conclusion from just one video alone. And Dream likes Hob. Definitely.

Imagine Dream belatedly panicking because oh god what if Hob just thinks of him as a friend and now Dream just lied to his sibling and what if Desire tells the whole family and they all want to meet Hob as his boyfriend..!

Dream is a mess. But he manages to dial Hob's number after a couple of tries, and Hob answers on the third ring. (Dream has forgotten to check the time. It's currently 1 in the morning.)

"...'llo?"

Fuck, his voice upon waking up makes Dream squirm. "Hob."

"Dr'm? Why're...why're you callin'? You 'kay?"

"I'm..." 'Afraid.' 'In love with you.' 'A fucking mess.' Hob's breathing calms him down, and gives him the strength to say, "Will you be my boyfriend?"

Hob's breath stutters, and Dream could hear the rustle of his sheets. Oh god, what if he's in bed with someone else and this is the end of their friendship? It's all Dream's fault--

"I..." Hob says, sounding more awake now. "Are you serious? You're not drunk right now, are you?"

"I am not," Dream says. And now he feels heartbroken. Of course Hob doesn't like him like that. Why else would he ask if Dream was drunk? "But if you want to forget that this conversation ever happened, you may think that I am."

"No! No, I mean...I don't want to forget anything. I just, maybe thought, you're not...serious."

"You know I'm not very good with jokes."

Hob chuckled. "You kind of are, though. In a very flat, deadpan-like way. I like your jokes." A pause. "I like you." Shyly.

Dream thinks 'fuck it' and bites the bullet. "I'm in love with you."

"Fuck," Hob says. Then, hurriedly, "That's a good 'fuck,' by the way. Not a bad one. Never with you."

"You have not fucked me yet to know for certain."

"Dream," Hob groans, pained. "It's...are you kidding, it's 1 in the morning. We should have this talk face to face."

"Is over the phone not good enough?"

"Afraid not, love. You see, like this, I can't lean over and kiss you senseless like I want to."

Dream gasps. "You--" 'want to kiss me?'

"I would like to be your boyfriend," Hob says solemnly. "But I would love to tell you again face to face."

#101 dalmatians meet cute au #fuck me this was supposed to be a shorter story #I have no self control over these two idiots your honor #'Take care of yourself. Someone loves you.' is actually a quote I read printed on a notebook #It resonated with me so we'll put that there #I suddenly remembered Chris Evans's video one night and thought 'Hob! Would do that!' #this is dog!Matthew on a calm day #please raise your hand if you have ever felt personally victimized by Hob Gadling #dreamling #the sandman #my writing

[thevastnessof]

there's a specific customer who only wants to work with me for the sake of consistency so im always notified when he contacts us, and someone was like "he probably just wants to talk to you bc you're so nice and we're all rude 🤣" I'm so aware that you're all rude 😐

#sky speaks #rattling my cage bars. can someone be nice back please #raised by wolves the whole lot of them #interview on saturday.

[zenithsys]

being a kid who was raised almost wholely by the uncaring internet as opposed to caring parents is literally the most wild experience. everyone expects you to be well-adjusted because you had parents, but when the internet is what you turned to for advice and guidance and positive reinforcement because your parents weren't there?? like chronically online is one thing but raised by the internet is a wholely different beast

#chronically online #child neglect #internet culture #childhood trauma #childhood #00s kid #like when you are a child being raised by the internet #every anonymous person becomes someone you turn to for advice #its so so so unhealthy #but what are you supposed to do when its all you have? #anyway as someone who was raised by the internet i am so staunchly against parents who just hand their kids technology #please actually be there for your kids they will be an absolute mess otherwise

[steelthroat]

My Transformers (outlined by lighters) collection has now three new entries ✨️

✨️The élite-trine✨️

Here's the members: "no energy" "too much energy and rage and not enough space to diffuse them" and "just a prankster, a juvenile gangster... only a lad"

#maccadam #transformers #megatron #impactor #lighters #elite trine #thundercracker #skywarp #starscream #transformers seekers #yes Skywarp's description quotes Oingo Boingo #I just wanted to draelw them from memory instead of doing many details like with megs and ipactor #but lighters give that “pop” kind of aesthetic #shitpost #someone please give TC a raise #my art #art of steel #traditional art