#sorry its late!

[jerry-hornes-foot]

Day Fifteen - Phone Sex

561 words

18+ only

Kurt Kunkle x Gender Neutral Reader

Tags: dom!sub; dom!reader; sub!kurt; sexting; camboy; humiliation; masturbation; name calling; pervert (kurt); exhibitionism (no unconsenting bystanders); explicit language; vaping mention

"Hey guys! Kurt from Kurt's World here, we have arrived at the gas station."

The camera wobbles as Kurt awkwardly tries and fails to rest his phone on the dashboard.

"So uhhh yeah! Here we are!" He says, finally getting it steady. "I'm gonna jump into the store here and, yeah, maybe I could pick up some soda or whatever and do a review?"

You're sitting at your computer, watching the view count on his stream and waiting for the numbers to drop. The figure ticks down to two.

"Brought my rig with me so uhh I could maybe get some new liquid, take a few rips? We'll see!"

The view count drops to one and you quickly click into your discord window and open your messages with Kurt.

hey great stream so far

You watch as Kurt leans in a little, the image wobbling as he taps on the notification of your message.

"Oh, uhh, hey!" He says, awkwardly waving at the camera. "It's a little quiet just now but I think we're gonna get the views rolling in once I start the review."

i have a better idea

"Okay sounds good, yeah, we can call it a viewer challenge! Hey guys, Kurt from Kurt's World here and I'm about to do a challenge that you guys picked! Yeah that sounds good."

go into the bathroom

"Okay, random." Kurt says raising an eyebrow.

There's an awkward scuffle as Kurt gets his keys and lifts the camera. He makes his way into the gas station bathroom, he quickly moves the camera around to show the inside of the room before turning it to face himself and smiling into his phone.

"Okay guys this is crazy. Here we are in some random gas station bathroom and now..." He stops for a second, dropping the pretence of having an audience just long enough to ask, "what is it you want me to do?"

go into the stall

He does as instructed.

close the toilet lid

sit down

"Got to admit this is getting a bit weird, but you know me! I'd do anything for you guys."

Your eyes flash to the view count once more, making sure you're the only one here.

touch yourself

Kurt's cheeks turn pink almost instantly and for a moment he's lost for words.

"What if people join?" He asks, finally.

thats part of the fun ;)

Kurt bites his lip. You watch him lean forward, doubling himself over to make sure there's no one else in the bathroom, before sitting up again and staring at his screen.

"Okay."

Keeping the camera on his face Kurt awkwardly unbuckles his jeans with one hand. You thrill at the little whine that escapes his lips as he starts to stroke his cock in his hand.

feel good??

Kurt nods. The camera shakes slightly as he pumps his fist.

such a pervert arent you?

Kurt nods again, biting his lip and whining as quietly as he can.

whose pervert?

"Yours." He whispers.

whose?

"Yours." His voice is louder this time, but it's not good enough.

WHOSE?

"Yours! I'm your pervert!" He practically shouts, the camera jittering violently as he fucks his fist. It doesn't take long for him to cum and you admire the way his face contorts when he does. He's breathless, his cheeks burning red from the sudden exertion.

good boy

#sorry its late! #kurt kunkle #kurt kunkle x reader #spree 2020 #kinktober 2022 #jerryhorneskink

[echoofawind]

Trick or treat!!!

Treat!

#sorry its late! #echo loves dragoon

[foxys-fantasy-tales]

Since I got out of the loop a bit the last days: Tell me the latest things your favorite character went through in your WIP

Well, two are hanging between life and death in an alternate space right now and about to try and fend off an angry god to get back to their bodies, that is, if one can convince the other it's even worth going back.

#thanks for the ask! #tw: death mention #arigale #writeblr #fantasy #sorry its late!

[tunabesimpin]

Congrats Tuna~! ☆:.｡.o(≧▽≦)o.｡.:☆ You have more fishies in your army of Tuna!

I love the Maid look! Dom laughs as teasing the Fish... But you can't make her join the Maid Dress Cult! No! Stay back! Don't use the Eels against her. She'll use the chancla!

Oho! use the eels you say?

Please don't murder anyone w the chancla i beg you- UAG *Tuna has been slain* Thank you for being patient!

#tuna be talkin #chaoticm #twisted wonderland #thanks for the request! #sorry its late! #twst #twst oc #twst fanart #twst floyd #dom yuu vali

[tesla-tday]

#manmade horrors #manmade horrors osc #tesla mmh #radithor mmh #6 #sorry its late!

[dailysnailmail]

#daily snail #snail #snail search sunday #sorry its late!

[champagneandcaviar]

Fine Wine Anon asked: The mouse swung out of Ratigan’s grasp just in time, and in a fluid movement was perched up on a ledge, sitting pretty with his legs crossed. ”now now, no need to be hasty, Professor! we could at least get to know eachother before you put your hands all over me~ ” he winked at the rat. Basil never made suggestive innuendoes or lost professionalism or his face of loathing During their banters, but he was feeling extra playful today…

“you could at least start with your name…”

-Fine Wine Anon

Oh BASIL! That damned little annoying PEST! All Ratigan wanted to do was strangle him! However, that was becoming increasingly difficult considering the mouse's ability to slip from his grasp, Ratigan may be stronger, but Basil was small and quick.

The way the Detective spoke made Ratigan's cheeks burn with anger and embarrassment. He growled as Basil swung upwards, sitting so confidently away from his grasp as if it was merely a fun little conversation.

"You KNOW my name and I shan't be playing this little game!" Huffing, Ratigan launched himself upwards, climbing after his nemesis.

#fine wine anon #sorry its late!

[nightwhispcrs]

closed starter for @circleofstarrs​  ( arnold & anyone u want )   /   “um, do you want some of this?”  arnold asked, looking over at the other person in the restaurant.  he’d ordered what he thought was a personal pizza, but now he was so embarrassed to have a full sized family pizza sitting in front of just himself.  “i ... i didn’t mean to order all of this.  i swear.”

#can be strangers or not idc! #sorry its late! #( ✰ interactions ⟶ arnold ) #food tw

[onebadnoodle]

merry christmas!

were you visited by three ghosts?

#merry christmas #sorry its a little late #christmas carol #ghost of christmas past #ghost of christmas present #ghost of christmas future #ghost #character design #illustration

[nenayaquisieras]

Simon has always been confused on why you gift him toys. Sure, most of the gifts you gave him were some of the things he liked. Bourbon, masks, gloves, make up for him to smudge his eyes with, some daggers and knives. Things that we're useful for him, just him. But later, you gifted him a toy airplane. He makes a comment about it, saying he is not a child anymore and you were better off giving it to Johnny instead.

"No, this is specifically for you, take it."

When he gets to him room, he walks toward his trash can, opening it with the tip of his boot. He gives one more look at the toy, his mood souring before throwing it into the trash. He goes on about his day, training, signing paper work, drills. Doing anything to ignore the pain stinging memories that the toy brought back. Emotions that were buried thousands of feet deep it could reach hell itself. Later, he lies awake in bed, staring at the ceiling, avoiding looking at the cylinder shape that's calling for him in his peripheral.

Fuck.

He pulls the covers off vigorously and stomps over to the trash can. He is standing over it like he's trying to intimidate it, as if it was an enemy he's trying to get rid of in battle. To anyone else, the scene would look comical.

He sighs to himself and reaches down to take out the toy he so cruelly threw away. He sets it on his desk and quickly walks toward his bed, facing away from his desk.

The next day, he wakes up feeling different. He swears he sees his room more vibrant, more lively. That energy follows him through out the day, having his other teammates notice his rather bright mood.

You catch him in the hallway. Pulling him aside to ask him about the paper work you left at his desk this morning. Of course, he notices the way you smile brightly, more so than usual. But he notices that you're not looking at him. More like looking at something next to him.

"What's got you so cheery?"

You turn to look up at him, feeling a bit embarrassed.

"I just..." You take a quick glance at the spot next to him, before bringing your eyes back upon his.

"I just hope you liked your gift." The same bright smile appearing on your face.

He stares at you, examining your words. Your expression.

You think you see his eyes crinkle a bit.

"Yea,"

"I liked it."

#call of duty #cod #simon ghost riley #simon riley #ghost #simon riley x reader #medium!reader #Joseph really liked his toy airplane #Honestly this was her way of giving his nephew toys without her bring up that she sees dead people #she can't be like “Ghost let me gift Joseph something” #he would be like “How the fawk you know who that is??” #sorry for errors its so late #but yea ill have more soon #I just cant figure out how to traumatize Gaz and Soap #Only Ghost and Price #love to see the old men suffer #ghost simon riley #ghost x reader

[qiinamii]

"Xiao does things" (and friends) twitter log part 2

-- UPDATE: removed some of the arts to make its own individual post since I am bad at organizing, sorry! (but the last one is new lol) xD

#the last part and im so close to finishing up posting everything on twitter!! sorry for not answering the asks as of late though #been busy as usual #hard to believe i drew this much silly xiaos over a year #i think he deserves a little more fun with other ppl he trust either friends or strangers #not just solace and peace #qiiarts #xiao #lumine #traveler #paimon #zhongli #ganyu #fischl #kaveh #MEHRAK #oz #THE LAST TWO GETS ME LOSING IT its based on a design dynamic meme back in twt and i love the sheer energy the op portrayed them #draw ur wacko pairs like this #i couldve made the music xiao-lumine-venti-kazuha art and the pant jakt one a separate post but i got lazy BUT #ill try to post the separate one anyways so there Will be two of them (or ill delete them from the this log) #great organizing

[lotus-pear]

have you ever done . . . . genderbend dazai . . . . . . ebef ore .e.e. ... . .

when i tell you i speedran coloring this,,,,,,I LOVE WOMEN SO FUCKING MUCH

#the doe eyes stay no matter which gender yall have to deal w it #did NOT make her eyes dark enough but its too late to go change that 💔💔 #also i can't draw girls anymore after exclusively drawing men for a year im so sorry queen #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bsd #fem dazai #lotus draws #lotus’s asks

[kagoutiss]

what if there were 2 old fucks… can u imagine

#stardew valley #stardew valley spoilers #sdv #sdv spoilers #grandpa #mister qi #mr. qi #sorry for posting the evil geriatric guys from stardew so much lately i promise you i did not plan this #i dont care about anything else in this game i just want to know that these 2 did lsd together in the sdv equivalent of the 60s #and then like one of them became an immortal billionaire and one of them died and its a weird situation but they are making it work

[raggedytiger]

pomni & ragatha's bucket list for real life

no text vvv

#im sorry its unreadable #its too late for me to do anything about it #ily! #tadc #the amazing digital circus #art #my art #buttonblossom #tadc fanart #tadc pomni #tadc ragatha #pomni #ragatha #pomni x ragatha #ragapom #jesterdoll #tadc art

[ladybeug]

I drew the same comic twice because I didn't think the first one was funny enough. I don't know if the second comic is funnier though??

Here's both of them

Side by side because i couldn't decide which one to put first - knowing the punchline changes the experience?? pick your adventure. read either one first.

which ones funnier i honestly can't tell

#this is what its like in my head when im writing comics #its cool to have an example #of how different the same joke can be #i mean i dont know if you think its cool but i think its cool #i think i have a favorite out of the two of them but its close #to be honest neither of them quite thread the needle for me #theyre not QUITE as funny as i want #but theyre still good #anyways #my art #miraculous ladybug #I did these a while ago. long tags sorry but how else am i supposed to tell you how im doing lately #found a bunch of comics that made me laugh #excited to post some of them #ill organize them soon and do a couple comic dumps

[swedenis-h]

ITS DINLUKE WEEK!!1!

This an old au idea I had with my friend keylime about Luke and Leia going to ✨political parties✨ to gain allies for the New Republic! Of course dinluke shenanigans occur, we can’t have politics and daddy issues the WHOLE time 🙄✋

June 11th prompt: The Senate Deals with DinLuke Shenanigans (@dinlukeweek)

#I KNOW ITS WEDNESDAY IM SORRY #Sorry I’m so late I literally lost track of time 😭 #I’ve been doing physics for 2 weeks straight!!! #I’ll get the other prompts done I prommy #I might just be a few days behind 😭 #gah! pls forgive! #dinluke week 2023 #dinluke #art #fanart #digital art #fan art #star wars #din dijarn #Luke Skywalker #Leia Organa #sw #star wars fanart #dinluke au