lame, unvirtuous pun vs. niche lycurgus reference
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this two
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I’m not into hanging out w ppl that drunker than me. Not the vibe
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On this week’s edition of ‘Mitch needs to stop watching wrestling before going to sleep,’ Tony Schiavone stole my hot chocolate so I slapped the beard off his face...
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Matt Mullenweg is now sexually harassing Avery on Twitter for posting a selfie and the caption “too hot for tumblr”
what the actual fuck is he doing. where those were sw accounts this is not just completely inappropriate harassment but potentially outing. so fucking far beyond what he was already doing to follow her there.
also noting that he's changed his focus since nobody thought the screenshot of the threat was valid (and i have had multiple ex-staff confirm that it's not against tos, btw). this kind of info should never be dug up and put out there by a ceo having a tantrum, christ alive
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i was having a really depressing day so i checked my phone and saw that tony stark had left me four messages. they were something along the lines of 'i really miss you, i can't wait to see you tonight, i'm planning something really cool for you' blah blah blah, i was DEPRESSED, so i deleted them all in a self-deprecating manner, wanting to stay in my own misery. and for the rest of the day i started feeling more and more guilty about it and tried to get the messages back but they were gone
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YES he’s bossy YES he’s an asshole but does he have a fat ass?? NO
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You know how when you reread Betsy and Joe, you stop right before their big fight (maybe skim to the realization that they got each other the same Shakespeare play for Christmas), and then skip all the way past Easter to spring break when they make up and then Get Serious About Each Other, Finally?
Yeah, it's just so good. I love their sweet courtship.
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POV: your brother comes back from the dead as a ten-year-old. Wdyd?
Part one
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Merry Christmas Ian!
I hope you have a wonderful Holiday with your family and you get to enjoy all of the endless socialization :)
- Gregory
Included: A tin of treats, this carved Gnome decoration (and he feels like he knows someone really hates the gnomes he gets Ian every year but he can’t remember who….), a comfy DnD themed sweater.
For the pups: Custom Name-Bandanas, homemade dog treats and a new toy.
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Many one piss drawings.
Not all of these are finished but they’re good enough to post.
Also to be clear,I don’t actually know how true Robin’s trivia is, i just took it from a “Fun facts about the human body” list. (But also i couldn't find anything that disputed this? Ah! So it's a mystery fact!)
Luffy and Robin 🤝 Being neurodivergent about silly things.
EDIT
It's true!! @merlions
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happy pride especially to the gay pirates from the gay pirate show ^_^
heres a few piratey pride duos !! 🏳️🌈🏴☠️
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Been feeling really bad lately, so I made this to cheer me up, and hopefully anyone else in the same headspace, who used to read Avengers tower fanfics. Kinda a heavy dose of nostalgia for me tbh.
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