#source: the internet

[redadidassneakers]

Wolfstar raising Harry

Harry: *doing homework* is there a word that’s a mix between mad and sad?

Remus: there’s disgruntled, miserable, desolated, malcontented-

Sirius: smad

#source: the internet #wolfstar raising harry #the marauders era #incorrect quote #the maruaders #sirius black #remus lupin #harry potter #toddler harry potter #wolfstar textpost #wolfstar raises harry #wolfstar headcanon #wolfstar

[chiefladylightyay]

In the womens locker room at Beacon.

*girls are changing, please wait warmly*

Weiss: Away with you, foul temptresses! Weiss von Schnee will not be seduced by your breathtaking, perfect bodies!

Ruby: Weiss, we're just getting changed for pe!

Penny: Sounds to me like you've already been seduced by our breathtaking, perfect bodies, Friend Weiss.

Weiss: *useless lesbian whimper*

#rwby #weiss schnee #ruby rose #penny polendina #frosen steel #shitpost #incorrect quotes #featuring my first use of useless lesbian weiss. Don't expect more. #source: the internet

[galactic-empire-incorrect-quotes]

I don’t take criticism

#star wars #galactic empire #incorrect star wars quotes #incorrect quotes #firmus piett #admiral piett #maximilian veers #general veers #moff jerjerrod #tiaan jerjerrod #captain needa #lorth needa #conan antonio motti #admiral motti #director krennic #orson krennic #admiral ozzel #source: the internet

[seeker-of-stories19]

Robby with Miguel draped over him: I love my personal space

Everyone:

Robby: Miguel also loves my personal space

#cobra kai #robby keene #kiaz #miguel diaz #robby/miguel #robby x miguel #cobra kai incorrect quotes #source: the internet

[pathetic-dreamy]

Harry: Hey, wanna hear a funny joke?

Zayn: I only like dark humor.

Harry, turning the lights off: What do you call a fake noodle?

Zayn:

Harry: An IMPASTA!

#one direction #incorrect 1d #incorrect 1d quotes #harry styles #zayn malik #zarry #source: the internet

[rainforestgeek]

Lance: *flirts with Pidge for the millionth time*

Pidge: *actually flirts back*

Lance:

Pidge:

Pidge: You’re not going to say anything?

Lance: I don’t know… I didn’t think I’d get this far

#plance #pidgance #flirtyrobot #pidge #lance #pidge holt #vld #Voltron #katie holt x lance #incorrect quotes #incorrect plance #source: idk #source: the internet

[bbu-fan-blog]

Oscar: *approaches Billie*

Billie: Oscar senses my inner worth.

#Billie Bust Up #BBU Oscar #Oscar #BBU Billie #Billie #Incorrect Quotes #Source: The Internet

[minecraftcorrectmode]

Radar, doing paperwork: What's your street name?

Axel: Big Axe-man.

Radar:

Radar: You live on a street called Big Axe-man?

Axel: Oh. You meant my address.

#mcsm #mcsm radar #mcsm axel #source: the internet

[rwbybutincorrect]

Emerald: *walking into a room* Sorry I’m late... I was... doing things.

*Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*

Mercury: *out of breath* SHE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN’ STAIRS.

#emerald sustrai #mercury black #rwby #incorrect rwby quotes #incorrect quotes #source: the internet

[incorrect-hololive]

Coco: I apologise for saying ‘fuck’ in front of Luna.

Towa: You just said it again.

Coco: ...

Coco: I am not a role model.

#source: the internet #incorrect quotes #hololive #hololive jp #kiryu coco #himemori luna #tokoyami towa #submission #she is a role model in many other aspects at least haha #she's a role model but not for babies

[koko-heads]

gene: i have a lot of jokes about unemployed people

gene: but none of them work

louise:

tina:

linda:

bob:

bob: louise put down the knife

#gene belcher #louise belcher #tina belcher #linda belcher #bob belcher #bob's burgers #bob's burgers incorrect quotes #incorrect bob's burgers quotes #source: the internet

[theres-a-clown-in-the-cheese]

Mizusaki: How many Asakusas does it take to change a lightbulb?

Kanamori: Just one. The real question is, how many ladders did she need?

Asakusa: *Offended noises*

#keep your hands off eizouken! #incorrect keep your hands off eizouken! #tsubame mizusaki #sayaka kanamori #midori asakusa #source: the internet

[chiefladylightyay]

*The Girls are playing Metal Slug, whichever one you want it to be.*

Ruby: The best weapon in Metal Slug has gotta be the rocket launcher, right?

Weiss: Oh, absolutely!

Penny: Friends, why the rock launcher? Would the lasers not be a better choice?

Ruby: Well, Penny, the rocket launcher is the best weapon for one simple reason.

Weiss: The Announcer! Just listen to this!

Announcer: Rawket Lawnchair!

Penny: *giggling* Yes, that is certainly true! Oh, fie, I died again!

#frosen steel #category: incorrect quotes #shitpost #source: the internet #ruby rose #weiss schnee #penny polendina #rwby

[galactic-empire-incorrect-quotes]

Piett: Can people be allergic to other people?

Needa: What? No, why?

Piett: General Veers. Every time I’m around him, my palms get sweaty, and I feel really warm, and my heartbeat and breathing get uneven.

Needa: Your—

Piett: I think I’m allergic to him.

Needa: Oh for god’s sake—

#star wars #galactic empire #incorrect star wars quotes #incorrect quotes #firmus piett #admiral piett #maximilian veers #general veers #veers x piett #source: the internet

[seeker-of-stories19]

Miguel: if someone beautiful disagrees with me I will immediately change my views, I have no principles

Robby: well maybe you should have principles

Miguel: you’re right maybe I should

#cobra kai #robby keene #kiaz #miguel diaz #robby/miguel #robby x miguel #cobra kai incorrect quotes #source: the internet

[pathetic-dreamy]

Louis: What is love?

Zayn: An emotional minefield.

Liam: A neurochemical reaction.

Harry: Baby don't hurt me.

#one direction #incorrect 1d #incorrect 1d quotes #louis tomlinson #zayn malik #liam payne #harry styles #source: the internet