#squilliam returns

[homefryboy]

behold my “patrick choosing violence” collection

#screenshots #spongebob squarepants #patrick star #yeah i could've had a lot more but #also i found out u can add up to 30 images as long as ur not in the app. kewl #time to tag all this #nature pants #squidtastic voyage #don't look now #pet sitter pat #goofy scoopers #i had an accident #valentine's day #squilliam returns #farmerbob #wet painters #band geeks #no hat for pat #truth or square #mermaid man and barnacle boy IV #no weenies allowed #something smells #mimic madness #karate star #squidward tentacles #gary the snail #mr. krabs #sandy cheeks #if i actually knew how to edit video i mighta made a vid of this but #plankton

[theknucklehead]

Inside Molly's head:

#the ghost and molly mcgee #tgamm #molly mcgee #ollie chen #spongebob squarepants #squidward tentacles #squilliam returns #oh no he's hot #meme #disney #nickelodeon

[imkrisyoung]

“Hurry up! What do you think I’m paying you for?”

“You don’t pay me. We don’t even exist! We’re just a clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought.”

“One more crack like that and you’re outta here!”

“No! Please, I have three kids!”

#spongebob squarepants #squilliam returns #tv quotes #cartoon #cartoons #nickelodeon #nick #2000s tv

[violetrose-art]

Oh no, he's hot!

Squidward Tentacles

#Squidward Tentacles #SpongeBob Squarepants #Squilliam Fancyson #Squilliam's Return

[cry-baby139]

Chapter 2 of my squidbob fanfic is here! :)

Here's a little preview:

Just wait and see, Squilliam thought as he got into his limousine and approached his mansion, where uncountable tasks and another long night awaited him. We'll be on good terms in no time.

I sure hope you liked it! Thank you for the likes, kudos and the lovely comments, I appreciate it so much! <3

#squidbob fanfic #my writing #squilliam returns :D #i hope you like it :) #squilliam #squidbob #fic update #thank you and goodbye <3

[zanephillips]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS 3.08 "No Weenies Allowed/Squilliam Returns"

#squidward #spongebob #spongebob squarepants #squidward tentacles #cartoon #cartoonedit #nickelodeon #nickelodeonedit #spongebobedit #animation #animationedit #tvedit #cinemapix #cinematv #userstream #gifs #mine #*

[call-me-double-trouble]

She-Ra but it's the "Squilliam Returns" episode of Spongebob

Catra, pacing in front of Entrapta and Double Trouble: All right, listen up! Adora will be here in 20 minutes! Therefore, we need to turn the Fright Zone into a fancy restaurant as soon as possible! Scorpia: *is now standing next to DT* Catra: Scorpia, what are you doing here? Scorpia, wearing an army helmet: I thought the Corps might help me straighten out my life, sir! Catra: The Corps? What the? Scor, this isn't the-- Ugh, well, beggars can't be choosers. Can you take hats in a dignified and sophisticated manner? Scorpia: You mean like a weenie? Ok! *baby voice* May I take your hat sir? May I take your hat, sir? May I-- Catra, putting her hand over Scorpia's mouth: All right, I've heard enough, you've got the job. ---

Catra: Now listen, Adora is on her way, and you have less than 20 minutes to become a fancy waiter! So read this DT, reading the book title: "How to Become a Fancy Waiter in Less than 20 minutes" DT: Don't worry, Kitten! I'll memorize every page, right down to the punctuation marks! ---

Scorpia, fighting a hatrack: Gimme that hat! I said give it to me! Are you gonna hand it over, or not? DON'T YOU BACK-SASS ME! *knocks it to the ground and punches it* Catra: She's just the hat-check guy, not essential-- *an explosion from the kitchen*

Catra: What happened?! What is it?!

Entrapta: Peas! Made 'em the old-fashioned way.

Catra: *face-palms* Entrapta, you gotta take them OUT of the--*gasps* HOLY FISHPASTE WHAT IS THAT

*a monstrosity in the eyes of science and God wriggles on the grill*

Entrapta, cheerfully: That's the appetizer!

---

Catra: There you are, DT! You've got to help me! Scorpia and Entrapta aren't working out, and Adora's almost here, and--! DT?

DT, on the verge of a mental breakdown: I can't do it. I can't do it, Kitten. Catra: What? DT: Every sentence, every paragraph! *hits self with book* Spoons, bread, salad, pepper! Don't you understand? My brain is full to bursting! If I have to memorize a single order, I think I'm gonna explode! Catra: DT, hold on! Let's just take a second here to relax. DT: *becomes slightly less tense* Catra: Little more. DT: *still barely relaxing* Catra: Liiittle more. DT: *falls over* Catra: Good. Now, I want you to empty your mind. DT: Empty my mind? Catra: Empty your mind. DT: Empty my mind. Catra: Empty your mind of everything that doesn't have to do with fine dining. Fine dining, and breathing.

-In DT's head- Inner DT 1: Just got an order from the boss! Dump everything that isn't about fine dining! Other Inner DT's, typing at desks: Everything? Inner DT 1: Everything! Other Inner DT's: *start shredding papers that represent memories* Inner DT 1: Come on, let's get moving! Hurry up, what do you think I'm paying you for? Inner DT 2: You don't pay me. You don't even exist. We're just a clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought. Inner DT 1: One more crack like that, and you're outta here! Inner DT 2, begging on their knees: No, please! I have 3 kids!

#double trouble #spop double trouble #she ra double trouble #spop incorrect quotes #incorrect spop quotes #catra #spop scorpia #spop entrapta #entrapta #she ra entrapta #she ra catra #spop catra #she ra scorpia #scorpia #adora #spop adora #she ra adora #spop #source: spongebob squarepants #mine #long post

[deploybits]

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patchy the pirate goo lagoon the flying dutchman boating school harold and margaret mystery

kevin king neptune anchovies

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gary and larry mermaid man

alaskan bull worm betsy krabs

procrastination fry cook games dying for pie the great snail race

mid life crustacean bubble stand grandmas kisses and krabby land

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krabby patty chum bucket

marty janet herb

realistic fish head the dirty bubble pearl

health inspector krusty krab squilliam returns the hash slinging slasher fred

[olivine-gal]

Spongebob Patrick and Squidward Mr Krabs Sandy Ms. Puff Man Ray Bubble  Buddy. Plankton  Karen. SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS (PATRICK STAR) Patchy the Pirate Goo Lagoon The Flying Dutchman Boating School, Harold and Margaret Mystery. Kevin King Neptune Anchovies. Spongebob and Patrick Captain Blue. Perch Perkins Pearl Nosferatu. Gary and Larry Mermaid Man. Alaskan Bullworm Betsy Krabs. Procastination Fry Cook Games. Dying for Pie The GREAT Snail Race. Mid-Life Crustacean Bubble Stand Landlubbers Ahoy In KrabbyLANDDDD. (spongebob) Spongebob Patrick Squidward and Mr. Krabs and King Jellyfish and Hans. Doodlebob and Squilliam and Potty the Parrot. The Paper and the Cyclopppsss. Krabby Patty Chum Bucket Marty Janet Herb. Realistic Fish Head The Dirty Bubble Pearl. Health Inspector Krusty Krab Squilliam Returns. The Hash Slinging Slasher Fred.

#mouse chat

[homefryboy]

da saga

#just me being dumb #spongebob squarepants #squilliam better fuckin return

[dragonmickie]

my brain works like spongebobs in the episode "squilliam returns" btw

#mickie's art #mickiesona

[spongebobsoundtrack]

Ronald Hanmer - Dramatic Cue (g)

Plays in:

SpongeBob SquarePants

38a. "Sailor Mouth"

41b. "SpongeGuard on Duty"

42a. "Club SpongeBob"

48b. "Squilliam Returns"

55a. "The Great Snail Race"

56a. "Born Again Krabs"

59. "The Sponge Who Could Fly"

66. "Dunces and Dragons"

72b. "Wishing You Well"

83a. "Rise and Shine"

93a. "Picture Day"

95a. "The Inmates of Summer"

97a. "20,000 Patties Under the Sea"

113b. "The Card"

118a. "Pet or Pests"

118b. "Komputer Overload"

186b. "Plankton's Pet"

202b. "Snail Mail"

209a. "SpongeBob's Place"

210a. "Life Insurance" 

215a. "Feral Friends" 

219b. "Larry the Floor Manager" 

226b. "Don't Feed the Clowns" 

238a. "Appointment TV" 

239a. "The Grill is Gone" 

251b. "Senior Discount" 

253a. "Jolly Lodgers" 

262b. "The Hankering" 

270b. "Pat the Dog" 

The Patrick Star Show

5a. "Squidina's Little Helper"

Kamp Koral: SpongeBob's Under Years

17b. "The Jelly Life" 

#spongebob #spongebob squarepants #kamp koral #the patrick star show #audio #music #apm track #squidina's little helper #the jelly life #Sailor Mouth #Spongeguard On Duty #Club Spongebob #Squilliam Returns #the great snail race #born again krabs #The Sponge who could fly #Dunces and Dragons #Wishing You Well #Rise and Shine #picture day #the inmates of summer #20000 Patties Under the Sea #the card #pet or pests #komputer overload #Plankton's Pet #snail mail #and many more #Dramatic Cue (g) #Ronald Hanmer

[spongebob-connoisseur]

I accept Squilliam enough for all of you. He's just insecure and yea he's a jerk but like in the sense Plankton is a jerk. I don't think he's really rich and accomplished he probably is about as well off as like. Sandy or smth

Awww! I don't really hate Squilliam. I was just kidding. Tbh he is kinda better than plankton so he seriously doesn't deserve hate <3

Despite all the squilliam slander, I do miss his character and hope he returns sometime soon ya kno?

We were too mean to squill. He deserves a nice cup of tea <3

#Bscotchdoodles #Ask #the spongebob connoisseur

[vandyink]

“Empty your mind of everything that doesn’t have to do with fine dining and breathing.” 🗑🗳🔥 ~a mood~

This piece was inspired by the episode “Squilliam Returns” of Spongebob when Squidward tells Spongebob to empty his mind. A shredder for all emotions sounds pretty nice sometimes tbh.

#artists on tumblr #art #spongebob #mental health #illustration

[starscreamfireworks]

Soo in the second Bikini Bottom inquirer episode, the subtitles are mixed up, and they’re subtitles for a new episode that hasn’t been released yet!

These means that hopefully, the next episode will come out on schedule, and now we know what it’ll be about.

Most interesting to me… Squilliam makes an appearance in it again!!

He talks about (no big surprise) Squidward, and how he’s serving customers bottles of shampoo instead of drinks

I’m excited to see his return

#gavintag #spongebob #bikini bottom inquirer

[wonderfulworldofmichaelford]

In “Squilliam Returns,” Squidward instructs Patrick to take hats in a dignified manner, to which the starfish responds “You mean like a weenie?”

In the previous episode that this one is packaged with, “No Weenies Allowed,” when SpongeBob and Patrick are at Weenie Hut Jr.’s, no reference is made to hat-taking whatsoever.

There are two explanations:

SpongeBob, Patrick, and their fellow weenies are all hatless, which implies that the Weenie Hut robot has already taken their hats offscreen. This is rather lazy storytelling, and I expect better from SpongeBob.

The writers did not pay attention to this detail, thinking it too unimportant to give any sense of continuity to this series. This is unacceptable, and I expect better from SpongeBob.

I considered the theory that this is just a joke to make children laugh and was never meant to be analyzed to such a degree, but this I quickly discarded this idea as too preposterous. A show like this is too classy and dignified to do such a thing. I expect better from SpongeBob.