#still humiliating

[strangesickness]

i think they need to find every guy born between the years 2003 and 2007 who relates to richie tozier and put us all in a pit and either observe us like lab rats or make us fight to the death

#there is something about seeing richie tozier and going “hes so me” that warps the preteen/new teen mind #like that changes you forever #theres no coming back from that #i actually #when i was like fourteen or so #i was in a group chat of about three other guys who all related to richie #i think three of us were transmasc teenagers and the fourth guy was a woman who had kids #i wonder how they're doing... #okay but you guys don't understand how humiliating it is when people point out i dress like richie. like I AM AN ADULT MAN. LEAVE ME ALONE #its all in good fun though #still humiliating #one of my buddies said i reminded him of mike though which is one of the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me #it 2017 #it 2019 #richie tozier #it stephen king #posts afflicted with a strange sickness

[nickgoesinsane]

It’s September, which means I’m fighting against the return of my Twilight phase.

And failing, probably.

#: ̗̀➛ nick talks ! #it happens every year #still humiliating #i might make it super fucking gay this time

[hamletthedane]

Nothing worse than your grandparents asking if you’re bringing a boyfriend to the family’s annual deer hunt, and you getting a little ticked off bc you’ve been openly gay for the better part of a decade so you impulsively respond “no I’m bringing my girlfriend” and get a nice apologetic response but UH OH - you haven’t had anything resembling a serious date since before law school and that was like five years ago so now you have to pretend to break up with your alleged girlfriend right before the trip and act all sad about it the whole time which is definitely a much worse fate than just ignoring some vague homophobia, and now your cousins also want details and your parents are like wtf who the hell is this mystery girl, when ALL you really wanted was an excuse to quietly sit in a deer blind for a few hours in November, wrapped in blankets drinking spiked hot chocolate and pretending to look for deer.

#shut up e #i make my own fortunes i dig my own graves #there is an easy solution to this called ‘tell them it was just a joke and I’m not seeing anybody’ but that’s somehow even more humiliating #anyways time to come up with the funniest ex i can think of that would still be believable #i am in the world’s shittiest romcom with no rom and I’m the com 😂

[bet-on-me-13]

Ellie isn't allowed to travel alone Anymore

So! Ellie was raised in a Lab by a Genuine Bonefied Supervillain. She was raised to be a Villain as well, so her Moral Conpass is a little skewed.

Sure she *mostly* knows what is right and wrong from Danny's quick lesson before her Adventure around the Country, but she still has trouble separating what is moral and what is not from time to time.

So it's really no surprise that the moment she left Amity Park she somehow ended up being branded a Villain.

Look, it's not her fault she didn't know not to attack the flying guy in Blue Spandex when he approached her! One of Danny's biggest warnings shen she left had been Stranger Danger! She did what any 12 year old girl would have done when approached by a strange Older Man!

Its also not her fault that her powers (being Magic based), managed to affect him! She didn't even use her full power! (She maybe should have kicked him in a different place tho...she hopes he wasn't planning on having kids...)

So she did what her instincts told her to do. She took any money he had on him and ran the hell away!

It wasn't until she was 2 cities over when she saw a newspaper titled, "Little Villain Girl Mugs Superman in Broad Daylight!", that she realized she may have screwed up...

After that, she really had no excuse.

She knew that she probably shouldn't have kept Mugging the Heroes who approached her, but she wasn't a Fenton for nothing! Her Family Motto had always been "Commit to the Bit", and she was gonna stick to it!

So when the Fast Red Guy tried to tie her up, she phased off all his clothes and took off with his money (not the mask, she knew enough not to take that off)

And when the Grumpy Bat Guy tried to corner her with some weird papers he pulled out of his Belt, she just distracted him while her clone picked his pockets and made off with the wheels of his Car. That one made her a pretty penny!

The flying Green Guy was fun, his attacks were just throwing Ghost Candy (pure willpower) at her. He did stop doing do after she nicked his fancy talking Ring however, but it was fun while it lasted

Then she came across a Orange Fish Guy, and he actually seemed nice enough. But she was committing to the Bit, so she took the fancy Trident he had and sold it at a nearby Pawn Shop for some extra cash. He would probably be able to find it, that's why she chose a nearby location.

All in All, her Adventure had been really fun! So she decided to visit Amity Park again to tell Danny all about it!

...

Aquaman walked into the meeting room of the Watchtower, a very frustrated look in his eye.

Barry spoke up first, "Oh! I know that look in your eye! She got to you too didn't she!"

Arthur just glared at Barry for a second before walking over to his Chair, sitting down with a thump. "She is certainly a tricky child."

"What did she take this time?" Clark asked.

"..mttrident..." Arthur grumbled out quickly.

"What was that?" Asked Barry with a twinkle in his eye. He heard it, but he wanted everybody else to know.

"She took my trident, Okay!" Arthur shouted out.

"I feel ya man." Responded Hal, "At least with me she threw it back at me when she realized it wasn't making 'candy' anymore. What did she do with yours?"

"She sold it at a Pawn Shop!" Arthus yelled in frustration, "She managed to steal one of the most Powerful Magical Weapons in the world, the Symbol of the entire Atalantean Royal Bloodline, and she sold it and a Pawn Shop!"

"...how much did she get for it?" Asked Hal.

At this, Aquaman just collapsed to the table and groaned.

...

Alternatively she could have just kept all those things, and gradually built up a collection of all the JLA's most treasured possessions.

She has Supermans Wallet, not very important to him but it was her first mugging

She has Batmans Utility Belt (trackers removed) along with his Tires

She took Flashes Costume Ring (his civilian clothes still stuck inside)

She took Green Lanterns ring as well, but unfortunately it managed to escape after a few days. It was feisty.

And her crowning Jewel is the Trident she took from Aquaman.

(She avoided WW, cause she likes her too much to steal anything from her)

#Dpxdc #Dp x dc #Dc x dp #Dcxdp #Danny Phantom #Dc #Scum #Ellie is a little shit #Ellie is a Supervillain #Technically #She kicked Superman in the Balls and took all his money #And then did the same for basically every other Hero she met #The Public knowd her as a Villain on a power trip who wants to humiliate all the Heroes she can come across #The JLA knows she is just a Kid but still don't know if she is being malicious or not #Arthur knows that the next time he sees that kid it's on sight #Danny is obviously unaware of Ellie's antics #He gets a surprise when Aquaman shows up at his Door asking to square up with his little sister #Danny thinks she just made a new friend #Ghosts bond by fighting trope #Danny walks into the shed late one night to find a pile of Stolen Hero Property

[petr1kov]

getting defeated by luffy back when he was an unknown nobody must have been so humiliating. you're a seasoned pirate with years of experience under your belt and then some weird teenage boy shows up and beats your ass out of nowhere. while wearing flip-flops. i'd never live it down

#one piece #it's still humiliating even after he gets famous btw but at least you can comfort yourself with the knowledge you lost to a big deal pirate #at first though? painful

[pencilscratchins]

legalize it (ID in ALT)

#steve harrington #babygirl steve harrington #stranger things #reference in the link bc i’m obsessed with that josh hutcherson photo #art #my art #fan art #my fan art #he shows up to work like this and robin beats him to a pulp #she eggs his car #but he still has to give her a ride so it’s sorta moot #robin: like you just say shit huh? do you think other people can’t see you? #robin: you are humiliating #steve’s like love is love 🙏

[skunkes]

can't fool him

#a doodley #he's so mean to smunker sometimes #also i feel ive been writing a lot of Few Words Talon lately i promise he Still Talks #this specifically is a result of. i feel once he starts feeling intensely toward smunker and cow al #(not even specific Positive emotion just Emotions Intensely) he's fond of kissing but kind of just launches onto you w.o warning #so they tell him to have some tact and he doesnt like that #most he does is basically announce he's going to kiss you bc its not a question either #single word because its stupid you're even making him do that #and he won't repeat himself. you must be trying to humiliate him. #and of course he wont ASK for affection OR permission to have it. this is why he just Takes It. you must be stupid.

[darlingod]

It’s just… it is everything that Cardan thought Jude would notice his “SO OBVIOUS” exile riddle and thinks Jude to not hesitate to come back. Beside his certainty of her cleverness to piece the riddle together, he believed he was that clear about his feelings toward her; he had thought she absolutely ought to know how he feels for her.

Like oh buddy. BUDDY. Your wife had thought of the answer to your little riddle like you thought she would. But guess what? She has detrimental TRUST ISSUES. (Like… Ur super mean and hot, I can’t blame her.) Anyway.. it’s SUPER adorable of him to so wholeheartedly believe she wouldn’t question his trust. It reveals so much about his pov of thier relationship.

Jude thought Cardan’s (silly) trick was a (vile) trick, when it was simply a: “Im trying to impress/pay you back in kind with our romantic metaphorical sparring and eventually get you out of political drama for a bit,” trick.

I’m fucking laughing wow these delusional ass children I fucking love them.

#IM JUST NOW REALIZING I SPELT THEIR WRONG AND IM SO EMBARRASSED #at least it was the right their😭😭 #THEYRE SO REAL LMFAOOOOOO #like they both were so hot ofc they constantly questioned the validity of each others feelings #if the last part didn’t make sense I’ll explain #she knew he had tricked her into exile and when Jude was like ‘can I pardon myself?’ she thought it was another trick to humiliate her #like girl it was to do THE OPPOSITE of humiliation #HE WAS SENDING YOU TO SAFETY UNTIL YOU COULD COME BACK AND FLAUNT UR NEW POSITION #but basically it revealed that he loved like Jude loves #that they have the same heart #(he’s not like the reg folk. he grew up around so many mortals as she did the folk) #but he’s a faerie so he doesn’t take caution to being unpredictable #Jude even knew: the folk could be humanlike but they (the folk) inevitably would do something to remind her that they STILL ARE folk #though she had too easily assumed that the folk acting like the folk meant betrayal #he thought the whole marriage thing had meant she fully trusted him #because he knew how hard it would be for her to give up her power over him #and he thought because that she had given up her ability to command him(comma) that she couldn’t doubt trusting him any longer #queen of nothing #the cruel prince #the wicked king #Jude Duarte #jurdan #cardan greenbriar #tfota #I’ve known them since I was 13 they’re much older in my stubborn pov #also me using the semi colon as if I’m sure that it’s proper grammar LMAOOOOO #confidence is key

[habeascorpseus]

"just dont lose yourself, okay?"

"i cant. i've tried to."

"Don't forget to enjoy this, today. Cuz if you lose yourself in trying to hurt the people who took it, you might....just don't forget the good stuff, okay?"

"i cant. i've tried."

godddd cellbits recurring motif of "i cant. ive tried." whenever someone tells him not to lose himself, both the bad and the good is so.. the implication of a perpetual fruitless spiral of turning man to monster and monster to man, and failing at both because loves too deeply and instinct is ingrained into him deeper than the carvings in his knife. he cant fucking stand himself. he can't stand how he can't be normal and has to rely on drinking copius amounts of coffee to stay awake enough to not lose it. he can't stand how even in the depths of his desire for vengeance, he hears the pain in his loved ones' voices and still stops to listen. these two parts of him have to be incongruous, because he knows he was happier when he was one without the other. and yet, time and time again the people who care about him tell him not to lose himself like they view him as whole. and again and again, he tells them that he can't. because he's tried to break himself in half and it doesnt fucking work like that. and he'll continue until he destroys himself because hes fucking Tired of being whole.

#habeas speaks #qsmp #qsmp liveblog #qsmp cellbit #qsmp charlie slimecicle #qsmp badboyhalo #idk im just deeply interested in like. this character who. dont get me wrong. IS AWFUL but who put in effort to become better #and it didnt Fix Him. #but he was so good at acting like he'd been fixed that people forgot domesticated dogs still bite when poked too hard with sticks #and its not like he was manipulating them either he genuinely Wanted to move forward and be normal for his son and his family #but then his family was taken from him time and time again and he was humiliated and backed into a corner #and all of a sudden the teeth come out and he makes the choice to keep them out but now has to deal with everyone being shocked he has teeth #who wish he didnt but dont understand he tried to forget too #the incongruous image they have of him in their heads of man turned monster when hes always seen himself as monster turned man #who was always just a monster and learned to use a human face

[sleepyhighslvt]

Self love, not self loathe

#mine #im still learning to love my body #bd/sm community #bd/sm relationship #natural body #18+ blog #free use kink #bd/sm blog #bd/sm brat #bd/sm kink #my therapist has been amazing with my ed recovery and mental health ❤️ #breif #ed mention #more than weight gain <3 #slight trauma dump #thigh highs #thick hips #soft tummy #18+ content #18+ only #humiliation kink #(: #im high n feeling myself #ed recovery #:)

[artsying-ifer]

The tragedy of Cordelia Chase: A comic puppet show in all acts

#buffyverse #angel the series #ats #cordelia chase #art #digital art #fanart #artsying #guys thinking about season 4 has actually been making me so crazy it's humiliating #they were doing i have no mouth and i must scream shit to my girlllll and i don't think #they even realised what they were DOING ARGH #they being. the writers of this show #anyway this may have been over on my main but do u guys remember when i was like #i've been listening to old tma web episodes and thinking about cordy but it hasn't become anything yet!! #well. now it's become something #OH YEAH ALSO COMMS ARE STILL OPEN. IF ANYONE'S INTERESTED

[vroom-vrooms]

I know they’re currently physically restraining Nico from jumping on Lewis

#I’m still not over it #that was so humiliating for you baby #and I love you for it #nico rosberg #formula 1 #f1 #formula one #brocedes

[doodoocumfart]

This scene is everything to me. The way he was trying to kill logan with his eyes he hates him so much in this scene and then conceding to him, biting his tongue. He is so- It’s so normal. I’m so normal. Stewy Hosseini you will always be famous.

#you can feel how much Logan is trying to humiliate him and how he takes it oh my goodddddd #calling him stewart #not letting him control his identity #still seeing stewy as a thing all these years later evil sick evil evil

[satancopilotsmytardis]

Someday I'm gonna have to write a fic about someone leaking Dabi and Shigaraki's phone records and purchase history. God, it would be even funnier if no one knew they were dating, and then it was just straight up FILTH in their texts and calls.

#tanco speaks #shigadabi #like these two are just into the usual hard stuff but Dabi still doesnt even call Shig his first name during meetings #i cant decide if it would be funnier of the League was reading the stolen logs or the heroes #i just want maximum humiliation and exhibition in equal measures

[mettywiththenotes]

No thoughts head empty Tomura and All Might making fun of AFO

#its just so fucking funny #anybody afo gets into contact with: you are humiliating. why are you still here #IZUKU NEXT IZUKU NEXT #i think afo should be sent to the void where yoichi the vestiges izuku and tomura get to point at him and laugh #bnha #bnha 397 #bnha manga spoilers #bnha spoilers #all might #toshinori yagi #tomura shigaraki #mettys posts #metty posts #tw body horror

[ikosburneraccount]

imagine being the crown prince of a country and the girl you like won't even go out with you.

#this makes kai 100000000x funnier #like he's lame as fuck #what cinder say? 200k girls u can go with? #and he's like “nah bae...I want YOU” #and it still doesn't work. personally i'd die #brown paper bag over my face for a week level of embarassment #the lunar chronicles #prince kai #kaider #THE WAY I HAD TO FIX THE TYPO THIS IS HUMILIATING