#stoned before work

[a-s-levynn]

"A sacred guardian" A Series of Small Offerings - IV/1 - day33

#a series of small offerings #sleep token fanart #i had this thing in my head since i put together the small offerings challenge #that was in last november #so this was cooking in my brain for some time now #this was the only one i had a very clear idea for what i wanted #the only thing wasn't set in stone was what runes i want to put on him #this is my sistine chapel #this is the peak #we only gonna go down from here #hope you like it because i worked on this pretty much all day and i've never been this happy or satisfied with anything i ever did probably #and yes this is one of my standard ca. 13 cm tall drawings as per usual before anyone asks #also yes Darya you guessed it that was the tmbte moon rising on the missing limbs one #sleep token #vessel fanart #vessel i #i sleep token #sleep token i #vessel sleep token #sleep token vessel #sleep token band #sleeptoken #levynn tries to draw #levynn tries to think

[skyloftian-nutcase]

TotK DLC idea!

The screen is black. You don’t hear anything for a long time. Then, faintly, in the distance, you can hear it.

Link. Link. Open your eyes.

While the line echoes familiarity, the voice does not.

Or. Well. It does. Because while it isn’t Zelda, it’s a familiar man’s voice speaking gently, so gently you almost don’t recognize it because there’s no way he ever spoke like this in the main game.

But he is now. And instead of a golden light being the first image you see before the screen shows Link awakening… you see gloom floating in the air. The image cuts to a Hylian waking up who… doesn’t look like Link from TotK?? He’s different, still small in stature, with slightly tanner skin, platinum light blonde hair, and red eyes. But… something’s wrong with his forehead. There’s a weird line on it.

This new character you apparently are gonna be playing in the DLC blearily blinks his eyes open, clearly groggy and too weak to really move. But then that line on his forehead moves a hair, it splits apart, and you realize it’s a freaking eye, red and yellow and it’s like the ones on gloom hands and oh gosh what the hell is it doing on his forehead—

Link realizes something is off and his eyes blow wide, his hands reach for his forehead and he screams in agony and terror, only for someone to scoop him into a hug to soothe him.

And suddenly you realize why that voice was eerily familiar.

It’s Ganondorf. He resurrected you from the era of the Imprisoning War. You, who have a history with him and his family. You, who he wants to protect, who he views as his kid, who he calls a prince and says he’ll keep you safe by controlling your body with his dark magic if he has to.

Welcome to Tears of the Kingdom: Hero’s Shadow.

You have to play a long gone Hero who was resurrected. Ganondorf, who is still recovering his strength in preparation for killing the current Hero, tasks you with finding your betrothed, his daughter, as well as his wife. They’re buried somewhere in the Depths like you were. He wants you to find their burial sites so he can use his secret stone to resurrect them like he did you, and control them as well. Which is doubly bad when you realize his wife was the original Sage of Lightning. He gives you free reign to wander once you go through a tutorial (he tests you to see if you’ve recovered enough strength), because he knows you love wandering and collecting things. Your own personal objective, however, is trying to help Hyrule from the Depths, to break free from Ganondorf’s control, because Link would rather set himself on fire than let Ganondorf resurrect and control the love of his life and his mother-in-law. Your best hope is to find shards of the shattered Master Sword to try and stab the eye on Dark Link’s forehead and break the control Ganondorf has on you. Until you can, though, the monsters are your allies, you can teleport across the Depths by manifesting out of the gloom created by gloom hands (just like what Phantom Ganon does), and the world below is your oyster. If you get too close to sword shards when gloom hands are nearby, Ganondorf can see your attempt and immediately takes control of your body, and no matter what button you press Link just walks back to Ganondorf’s location and stays there until you get a chance to try again.

You start with three hearts, all empty looking like when gloom hurts you, and if you get injured they just shatter. Whenever they all shatter, you respawn at Ganondorf’s location because his gloom hands came and rescued you from dying. The only way you can get more hearts is by collecting poes and offering them to the statues in the Depths. You can communicate with the spirits of soldiers, who may give you combat tips or info about the area. If you gain enough of Ganondorf’s trust, he’ll let you command monsters, and he might even let you wander the Surface (under his supervision) during a blood moon.

You learn of Link’s and Ganondorf’s history through discovering ancient relics/texts that trigger memories. This connection between you and Ganondorf stems back to time before the war, well over ten thousand years ago. Link was engaged to Ganondorf’s daughter, but during the Imprisoning War the family fought against the demon king. Ganondorf did love his family, but he loved power more. Link sacrificed himself, letting himself get mortally wounded to save Rauru from a killing blow. Gan held him as he died, and it allowed Link to both beg him to stop and stab him in the heart with a light shard. The shard didn’t kill him, but it was what Rauru connected with when he hit him in the chest, allowing him to seal Ganondorf away. Ganondorf still wants the world, but his love for his family is still present, though now twisted, so he thinks he can control Link and everyone else with his dark magic in order to keep them safe and in line. Once the threat of the current Hero is eliminated, the world will be his, and his family will be safe. As such, he treats you, Link, the player, like a stubborn child, reeling you in, but does so in a horrific way, torturing Link by controlling him.

You have to break free of this and stop him, and the only hope you have is the distant call of a sword spirit…

#tears of the kingdom #totk #I think it would be pretty neat to play someone who is “allies” with the bad guy #but you still have the objective of stopping evil #But you have to manipulate Ganondorf and work around his watch #So you get to play double agent #And possibly see a more complex Ganondorf #Like the dude is still being evil; he’s using his love for Link as an excuse to control him #He does care about him but he’s expressing it in the worst way #and he wants to do the same to his wife and daughter #So still a bad guy but a far more interesting one #One day you’re on the Surface with him and you see the Light Dragon and you’re not sure who it is #Because Link died before Zelda ate the secret stone #But Link can kind of guess #And Ganondorf almost noticed her so Link has to hug him or say something to get his attention #You have to manipulate Gan as best you can #idk how it would end #Like once you break free what do you do #But the idea tickled my mind so I wanted to write it down #Yes I’m just playing with my Imprisoning War blorbos #no I don’t care #legend of zelda #skye time travels through the queue #hero of shadow

[chirpsythismorning]

We never really left

#byler #stranger things #birthdaygate #st5 predictions #ok so theory! #I’ve talked about this theory a million times #but basically the opening to s5 is already filmed #they had s4 fully written and s5 planned out BEFORE they returned to filming s4 after the hiatus #which means they knew that they wouldn’t be filming again until 2023 at the earliest #which means theres no way in hell they would have s5 start off right where it ended #knowing their young actors would look vastly different #and in those same exact costumes #and therefore distracting to watch them return to that setting #with 2 years passing in real life… #like they knew that wouldn’t work #and so what if… #they simply wrote the opening scene to s5 in advance? #think about it. #they said in an interview post s4 that the s5 opening is set in stone…? #and how could they plan out s5 and have the last 30 minutes of the series clear in their heads #but not the opening to s5? #arguably the opening to s5 is something they feel very confident about… #which just begs to question… #is it already filmed? #considering the bts photos of Noah at the rink o mania location in his yellow plaid… #and considering these Easter eggs connecting Jon Mike and Joyce to Max #who was cursed… #what could this possibly mean… 🤔 #😏 #why do you think spellbound was playing right when the screen went to black? 🤫

[ghostlycleric]

itd be so funny if mike had an arc where he was trying NOT to tell will he loves him in s5

like the irony of going from struggling aggressively to tell his gf he loved her and only saying it in the heat of the moment when hes not sure if she can hear

to a blushy geniuenly in love mike who is afraid to say ily because he doesnt want to put will in the position he was in. even though theyve been best friends for so long he feels like it has extra weight to it and doesnt know when “too soon” is so hes constantly tripping over his words.

(will definitely notices too but he doesnt say anything. hes afraid to be presumptious but also he thinks mike is adorable. everytime it happens will just gets all smilely, and when mike finally does say it will says it back almost immediately.)

#byler #byler headcanon #byler endgame #ikkk the season is action packed and all #and this is unrealistic #let me dream #please #theyre so special to me #repetitive plotline but with an adorable twist to it #itd be a little annoying to see this arc again but also satisfying #and itd really set in stone the realness of their relationship if that makes sense #i need to put them both in a microwave #this could work for both before and during their relationship #bestfriends to lovers 🔛🔝

[ganondoodle]

(im maybe thinking a little too much about that totk rewritten project ..)

had a cool idea and wanna know what people would prefer; after you beat ganondorf once, marking the half way point of the game, would you rather:

get a long cutscene in which you see some of his memories, that shows why he ended up there and why he is the way he is, with you occasionally being able to walk around in them

get a few sudden flashes of memories, nothing detailed or clear but have 'miasma hearts' spawn across the surface and underground map, a tree like growth of miasma that holds an important memory from the past; they unlock in order of them happening as there are several stages of growth to them, you can find all before seeing the first one but you cant access the memory until the 'tree' has matured, they will grow more the closer you are to unlocking them; they slowly lead you back towards ganondorf and you need all of them to unlock the endboss

#ganondoodles talks #ganondoodles rewrites totk #had this memory miasma tree idea at work and know i cant stop thinking about it #i know it would be yet another memory colelction thing #but this way and making them spawn in order might make it a lil better #... also thought about having some of them be there before the middle fight #but them spawning only after you corner him once leading to essentially an emotional breakdown feels more natural #also been wodnering about whether he should actually kill sonia or just snatch her stone bc ... shes pretty useless without it anyway #and in this version zelda isnt there to replace her either #but maybe that would make him too nice idk nkfdnvgkjdfnk

[puhpandas]

ideal ggy reveal for me right now is some sort of game whatever format theyd use (for example sb vs hw is very different storytelling) about vanny killing dr rabbit and it leads up to the beginning of sb at the end

#like more vanny shows rab in a game therefore making ggy canon for sure explains why gregory was in the pizzaplex #would show one of the stepping stones vanny took to get to glitchtrap to kill him like she killed rab #it just makes sense to me #also works for vanny cassie #since rab will be no threat since hes dead so vanny has the spotlight #and gregory with his connection to cassie feels guilt over letting the same thing that happned to him and his family happen to her #so now he feels responsible to help her #leading to a game with gregory protag and vanessa and freddy co-protag/guides #im just explaining the secret little future fnaf game storyline im hoping for in my head #i just feel like if vanny cassie is real #which it RLLY seems like it is after hw2 #revealing ggy before some sort of action would be taken would mean a lot #for gregory and cassies relationship #he would uave been in her boat and feel guilt for not being fast enough to save her from tbe same fate #i know vanessa would work better because she was vanny but she has no connection or friendship with cassie like gregory does #and it gives ggy some importance too #that is kinda more to serve the cassie plot than to make ggy more important or overshadowing vanny #not that ggy could overshadow vanny if vanny cassie is happening lol #pandas.txt #thoughts #theory #kinda #im just being hopeful #by hw2s dlc things will be so different #its so impossible to guess whatll happen in a fnaf game #and what will change #superstar duo #ggy #this is ALSO heavily based on a theory of mine that vanny killed rab @ the beginning of sb and thats why greg was at the pizzaplex #and how he got freed and why rab is nowhere to be found

[imissthestarswhenicry]

despicable me au or something like that

#back from the dead guys srry about that :bbb #worked on this super fast to post before i took a looooong nap. havenot played any of the new nb chapters or even opened the app in like 2we #eks so.... #will still def post obey me stuff but if i post other stuff that is maybe not obey me related plz dont hate me 😔😔 #rn im reverting into my dr stone phase but im also looking for more interesting things to watch or like games tk play so lmk!!! anything i #find interesting i will prob draw maybe #ok #my art #obey me #omswd #obey me! #obey me asmo #obey me mammon #asmo #asmo obey me #asmodeus #mammon obey me

[lepetitfruit]

One of my biggest pet peeves in jewelry videos is when people are setting a stone and it moves every time they bend a claw. That stone is NOT locked in and your bearing is ill-fitted

#lile damn how do you make sure youre stone is in the correct orientation and level when youre done???? sheer luck??? #that stone better be SOLID and unmoving in the mount before you even think of setting #at my work you gotta shake test it(turn the ring upsude down and shake it to see if the stone falls out) before you start setting #petit talks #complaining on tumblr dot com

[curious-blupee]

It took 3 months but I am finally finished!

#botw #the legend of zelda #breath of the wild #I knew I was up for a challenge when I started this but I feel that the challenging pieces are the ones I learn the most from #Also I wanted a botw poster for myself so I thought why not draw it myself. A little challenge ^^ #It was a ton of fun! Never experimented around with brushes a lot #Painting stone was a lot of fun because I had found a brush in a previous piece that I just vibe with immensly for stone #which is funny considering that before I found it I couldn't figure out how to draw stone for the life of me #its Kritas e)_Marker_Dry brush btw #The trees took forever. The final one is actually the second try after I had already fully painted the once #I did a bunch of experiments with all kinds of brushes before I setteled on this and it worked surprisingly well #Then I tjought I was done and realised that I forgot the tower and these things are suuuper detailed #anyway it didn't take me 3 months of work. I just took loooong breaks because I got sidetracked and for some time forgot abou it #Or just experimenting #I am very pleased with how it came out though! #Never challenged myself to this kind of thing before so that was fun! #And I learned a lot! #you know what technically this is also #lu wild #my posts #my art #duelling peaks

[neptunesailing]

mayoi (enstars x hnk au)

#nep draws things #ensemble stars #enstars #sketch #mayoi ayase #enstars x hnk au #hnk au #ouoououououu i am soooo proud of the mayo on the right hjhjrhgrghrhgrhghgrghrhg he is so !! #showed this to a friend before i posted and they said his hair would taste like frozen grapes and i had to break it to them that it'd break #their teeth JHDHJFHJSDHJFHJSHJFSJD anywayy i might redraw the aira one.. he needs some attention too ^_^ sorry i only design for hii.ai / #alkaloid but THEY ARE MY FAVS........ by this logic i should be drawing more sw.itch but . i just . *waves hands* alkaloid !!! alkaloid so #special to me.. anyway tatsumi has another job other than patrolling with mayo which is why mayo has the winter uni and tatsun has the norm #i was maybe thinking tatsun would be a healer like rutile is..? nothing is set in stone (pun intended) for now ahha but tatsun can still #fight jsut fine!! hes more of a watcher for mayo. mayo fights more since his hardness lvl is much higher than tatsun's. during the spring a #stuff tho i think mayo kinda hides around? still not sure.. youd probably see him around tho in the shadows (ala canon i guess) and i guess #thats how hiiro and aira get to know mayo outside of patrols.. OH the reason why mayo is on winter patrol is because he gets too nervous #working with other gems and he kept messing up and hiding away whenever he did mess up so :((( yeah he usually fights by himself OH I SHOUL #EXPLAIN WHY HE CAN SPLIT INTO 2 its because of the spinel law something somethign rotated at 180 degrees at some axis but ANYWAY his hair #is longer in his singular form but you can see in his split form his hair is cut differently than how we normally see mayo's hair- and also #theyre mirrored!! their braids are on different sides and the side w/o the braid is shorter!! and the moles are on opposite sides too heheh #holy shit i wrote so much in the tags..... anyway THANK YOU SOS SO MUCH TEA FOR REMINDING ME OF THE HNK AU AGAIN AND ENABLING ME TO GO #INSANE OVER THIS AU AGAIN UR AMAZINGGGG <333333

[thegreatyin]

i met a beautiful little lad on my porch today

#picked him up to move him off the stones before he got stepped on #im not a big slug guy but i respect his grindset. i did accidentally put him down upside down so i hope he can right himself alright #he was kind of balled up and against a rock so he should be able to push himself right? maybe? i don't know how slugs work. #yin-thoughts #sorry to all my local slug fans if i accidentally killed him

[original-missif]

Alex: okay Kai I'm here what's so important about the suspect that- Eliot??

Eliot, handcuffed to the interrogation table: Alex?

Alex: what the hell are you doing in Cebu??

Eliot: I was working a job what the hell are you doing in Cebu?

Alex: I live here WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WERE WORKING A JOB?? WHAT KIND OF JOBS ARE YOU WORKING??

Kai: Alex please tell me why your brother is our prime suspect for who intercepted our evidence transfer?

Alex: Eliot you stole police evidence!!??

Eliot: intercepted. I didn't steal anything. I was just intercepting the dirty cops you had escorting stolen artefacts to their boss

Alex, ignoring his beeping bp watch: 'kay, okay, Kai did you at least recover the evidence?

Kai: yes we recovered it. We've got a specialist on his way over now to make sure it's legitimate

Jacob, knocking on the door before entering the interrogation room: hi Detective Mendoz? the guy at the front said I could find you here I heard you needed some artefacts looked over?

Alex and Eliot: JACOB???

Jacob: Eliot?? Alex???

Kai: this looks like it's going to become a thing I'll just leave you three alone

#ernesto: did you do a background check on alex before this? #kai: maybe ;) #kai (to herself): i'm going to make alex's life so much more stressful then he'll rethink not telling me his brother is a wanted killer #alex walker #eliot spencer #jacob stone #kai mendoza #in which all three triplets were working the same job for different reasons #leverage #the librarians #almost paradise

[moltenzephyr]

I feel like this Jade is a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles gijinka...

Bonus sideview of hair-do:

/eighties rock band intensifies/

#the nonCheer Jade before I dyed her hair... #I wanted to see if old tights could work as a headband #I did not think about the colors before doing it and then was like oh I see #Jade Hunter #Zoe Hunter #Rainbow High #my dolls #the Cheer Jade came first for me so she is Jade and this is her sister Zoe #it is short for Zoisite #which is another kind of green stone!

[soldier-poet-king]

Jesus wept.

#i was reading more of that aids and catholics book over lunch #i am so fuckin angry. and i am weeping with rage and sorrow #yeah yeah i KNEW i didnt get it and I'll never really get what it was like. #i was born in 96 at the final peak of aids deaths before we see a downward trend #ofc i dont understand. not really #but i am full of so much anger and grief and i am sick with it #for the longest time i have thought of the sacred heart inextricable from the hozier lyrics from foreigners god #now my heart is heavy with the hate of another mans belief #and ryan McQuade has a piece like this i adore. the sacred heart framed by the pink triangle #if i wasnt yknow. in thee glass closet. i would buy and frame it #anyway. i have to go cry in the work bathroom for 5 min before i can. get back to work #i picked up the grief of stones again. im going to need it.

[stevebabey]

i know there’s a post like this out there but i can’t find it so i wanna do my own, so if u see this, put the last three lines of your wip in the tags, please and thank you >:)

#i love seeing them #hehe #ruby.txt #writing #for anyone! mooties and all! #mine are; #Sputtering through his sentence Steve swallowed the stone and skipped over the rule he’d never broken before #It was worth it for the smile on Eddie’s face #Just like it was now; seeing the awed smile on his face already a bit jittery #at the thought of a bath… Steve’s embarrassed to find he can’t really say no to him. #BATH FIC #ITS STILL BEING WORKED ON!

[autoneurotic]

my tummy hurts and i asked my manager if i can leave early and she was like aww yeah ): do you want a hit off my weed pen it always settles my stomach. and like a dumb ass who forgot they were at work i hit it and now i am unbelievably baked at the register

#i feel like i’m in a dream sequence but a really boring michael’s-themed one #i’m leaving in like idk. hour an a half two hours but WOAw #can’t believe i ever just. habitually got stoned before work #i mean that was when i was at chipotle when i was 20ish #the only other crazy thing ive done is get margaritas in my lunch w my coworker and i came back DEFINITELY tipsy