#stove who?

[that-one-weird-cloud0]

De-aged Danny wandering the street of Gotham as a five year old:

Batfam: hello child are you alright?

Danny: Yup! :D

Batfam: where are your parents buddy?

Danny: don’t need em. Tried to kill me

Batfam: *concerned* how about you come with us for a little while?

Danny: no thank you mister Batman, I don’t trust adults

Batfam: oh no

#dc x dp #dp x dc #dpxdc #dcxdp #I love de-aged danny #either with memories or without #cause like baby danny would be smarter than the average toddler #and say shit that so so strange coming from a high pitched squeaky toddler voice #why does this baby know what murder is? who taught him how to wield a knife? how does baby know how to reach stove to cook? #why did baby just beat my ass? how did he drop kick me? #the Batman may never know #danny phantom #danny fenton #dp x dc prompt #dp x dc crossover #batfam #dc x dp prompt

[inkskinned]

they want to talk about mental illness and acceptance and how everyone is a little ocd it's cute and quirky and their "intrusive thoughts" are about cutting their hair off and you say yours are about taking a razorblade to your eye and they say ew can you not and everyone is a little adhd sometimes! except if you're late it's a personality flaw and it's because you are careless and cruel (and someone else with adhd mentions they can be on time, so why can't you?) and it's not an eating disorder if it's girl dinner! it's not mania if it's girl math! what do you mean you blew all of your savings on nonrefundable plane tickets for a plane you didn't even end up taking. what do you mean that you are afraid of eating. get over it. they roll their little lips up into a sneer. can you not, like, trauma dump?

they love it on them they like to wear pieces of your suffering like jewels so that it hangs off their tongue in rapiers. they are allowed to arm-chair diagnose and cherrypick their poisons but you can't ever miss too many showers because that's, like, "fuckken gross?" so anyone mean is a narcissist. so anyone with visual tics is clearly faking it and is so cringe. but they get to scream and hit customer service employees because well, i got overwhelmed.

you keep seeing these posts about how people pleasers are "inherently manipulative" and how it's totally unfair behavior. but you are a people pleaser, you have an ingrained fawn response. in the comments, you have typed and deleted the words just because it is technically true does not make it an empathetic or kind reading of the reaction about one million times. it is technically accurate, after all. you think of catholic guilt, how sometimes you feel bad when doing a good deed because the sense of pride you get from acting kind - that pride is a sin. the word "manipulation" is not without bias or stigma attached to it. many people with the fawn response are direct victims of someone who was malignantly manipulative. calling the victims manipulative too is an unfair and unkind reading of the situation. it would be better and more empathetic to say it is safety-seeking or connection-seeking behavior. yes, it can be toxic. no, in general it is not intended to be toxic. there is no reason to make mentally ill people feel worse for what we undergo.

you type why is everyone so quick to turn on someone showing clear signs of trauma but you already know the fucking answer, so what's the point of bothering. you kind of hate those this is what anxiety looks like! infographics because at this point you're so good at white-knuckling through a severe panic attack that people just think you're stoic. even people who know the situation sometimes comment you just don't seem depressed. and you're not a 9 year old white kid so there's no way you're on the spectrum, you're not obsessed with trains and you were never a good mathematician. okay then.

mental illness is trending. in 2012 tumblr said don't romanticize our symptoms but to be fair tiktok didn't exist yet. there's these series of videos where someone pretends to be "the most boring person on earth" and is just being a normal fucking person, which makes your skin crawl, because that probably means you are boring. your friend reads aloud a profile from tinder - no depressed bitches i fucking hate that mental illness crap. your father says that medication never actually works.

you still haven't told your grandmother that you're in therapy. despite everything (and the fact it's helping): you just don't want her to see you differently.

#writeblr #warm up #to be clear let me state again: i think you should id however you fucking want if it helps you seek peace #but there is a HUGE difference between being like '.... im undiagnosed but i think i might be X' #and a person who is like ''omg my intrusive thoughts made me buy a birkin!!!'' #babe mine made me throw up bc they disgusted me so much <3 #mine made me hurt myself evenly. even when i wanted to stop. i have had to put my hand on the stove MULTIPLE TIMES #and again i'd rather have 10000 people get help for something they don't need help for #than have 1 kid NOT get help #but there has GOTTTTT to be a middle ground here #bc at this point it isn't ''raising awareness'' #it's . fucking misinformation. and ''what this picture says about you!!!!!'' #& yes! im mostly talkin about ppl who are actually disgusted and offended by signs of mental illness #but use it to defend THEIR actions #like babe you hate when kids start yelling in the walmart? but you YOuRSELF can yell? #you are depressed so it's fine you were cruel to your spouse? #but if your spouse spends too much time in bed she's a lazy fuck? #your partner needs to do everything for you bc of your history in trauma? but when SHE has needs she's being clingy and gross? #HUGE difference here between whom i think most of my followers are btw. like #all it takes is fucking anyyyy empathy or kindness . like. #anyway it's hard to explain im hoping we all know the person im talking about lol

[lieutenant-sarcastic]

#this will settle it! this will settle the private conversation between two people who barely cook !!!! #weve said stove so many times that it ceases to look and sound like a word #i grew up with electric stoves like #yeah they WORK differently but cooking on the stove is cooking on the stove #ur not special or better than me bc u have a gas stove 😌 #i hope ur gas leaks and morgan freeman has to shooy u thru a pint of milk 😌 /jk #up to something #polls #edit: *Mickey mouse voice* ha ha! I’ve made a mistake! #This post was not supposed to escape !!!!!! Fuck !! #my brother: lol is this about the political shit that happened a few months ago? me: THE WHAT??????

[pandadrake]

Big backlog at the Go Home Machine.

Was drawing a different idea and it spun off into this doodle of the effect of all-nighters on teenagers vs. people in their late twenties.

#A Margo who was left on the stove too long and a Miguel who got lost inside the couch #I’m going to need lots of convincing to believe a incredibly online Spider-teen with a remote job would be keeping a normal sleep schedule #my art #atsv fanart #atsv miguel #atsv margo #margo kess #miguel o'hara #miguel spiderverse #spiderman #across the spiderverse #into the spider verse #sleepy spiders #spider byte #spiderman 2099

[housecow]

i am at the perfect weight rn.. i struggle doing things (moving on my v soft bed, bending over to pick things up, seeing what’s immediately around me bc boobs) but am not out of breath going to the bakery in the morning yet :))

AND hand under belly when it’s cold outside is amazing

#who needs a wood stove when ur a fat girl #god bless!! #i am officially a regular at this bakery btw #talk

[xellandria]

Okay, "aging userbase" or whatever, but I've had a favourite since I first started using it and that was at like eleven or twelve, so.

#xellafail #tumblr polls #polls #personally I gravitate toward front right #I'll use front left to boil water for pasta and to reheat soup #but front right is king if I'm doing any proper cooking #(including cooking ground beef for meatsauce or whatever) #it's been forever since I've been in a 3-burner meal situation but I THINK my third choice is usually back left #my previous house had a 6-burner stove but the two burners in the middle were linked to each other #and we had a long pancake griddle that fit over them both #so I included both options #I'm interested to see if there are other stove variants I haven't thought of #obviously that'll require this to breach containment but who knows #tumblr likes polls right now so it might! we'll see lol

[unexpectedbrickattack]

get normaled, idiot

#pizza tower #peppino #arts #mine #anyway.... #i cannot for the life of me get it right #i need a ref or something #i have like SUCH a clear image of what i want him to look like and trying to imitate it just makes him look uncanny #like he needs droopier eyes and bigger eyes #and ive seen people who look EXACTLY like the ref i would love to have #ah well #i did get his mouth pretty close to what i wanted :) #other things; he has like a SMALL amount of accessories like necklaces n stuff. i think he is very Particular about his appearance #the balding doesnt bother him AT ALL so its not messed w in anyway #the most hell do is brush it down so its not in the way #and hes got hats for if he simply does not want it to get unruly in the wind #i was stuck deciding between a Normal earring and a stud but i think stud looks a bit better heehee hes got quite a bit of piercings #but hes stopped using them YEARS ago. they havent closed up so like. theoretically he Could use them again. but hes fine w leaving them be #also he is like obv a mess when hes in the back working the oven n stoves so hes sweaty and kinda gross if hes been in there TOO LONG #(and he is SO conscious about this; he gets a better ac unit postgame when he gets more funds) #but otherwise if hes going out somewhere he has like spicy smellin colognes. like the shit that makes ur head hurt when u smell it sdfkjdfj #meanwhile gus does not give a flying fuck #hes got 14-in-1 body wash and a prayer #you get what u get #which is admirable tbh #i just think it is funny for him to be particular about this. gus we are best buds but you are not coming out w me looking like this. #or the noise smells AWFUL bc he is covered in grease and sweat from tinkerin in his room all day #and peppino looks SO upset hes like get AWAY from me u smell like ACTUAL garbage !!!!!!!!!!!!! go get CLEAN you fucking BEAST

[djsadbean]

extremely quick doodle before i conk out for the night

#first time drawing them in two TWO months #i litcherally forgot how and steven was redrawn 4 times LOL #theyre at their apartment or house kitchen and adam is just using his freakin hands on the HOT stove #steven wants to touch the stove too like an idiot toddler #my-art #wordgirl #steven boxleitner #amazo guy #amazing cheese #oh and i flipped the canvas so many times who cares if i drew one of them a lil wrong

[secattention]

#CultivateElev8 #on Tik Tok #awareness #gas #gas stoves #fossil fuels #rockefeller had petroleum classified as a ''fossil fuel'' in the late 1800's #fossil fuels are ''apparently created by rotting plant & animal life from the imaginary dinosaur era'' #one problem with this Theory is petroleum is found much farther in the Earth than any plant or animal life would be found #in fact the majority is found that way #Petroleum is the Second Most Abundant Source of Liquid Found on Earth #Water is the First #there is no Supply/Demand Issue with Petroleum...it is all a Theory Tail created by the parasites so they can Control & Manipulate YOU #NOT to mention Steal from Your Pocket Book...but then the parasites got you paying for Water now...soon it will be Air!! #do your own research #challenge what you know #the lies are many #the story of Your History & the things You have been taught in schools were created by the parasites #it was rockefeller who wanted & did start the schooling system #he wanted to Train Slaves for the Work Force...he says it himself... #unlearn the lies #use your intuition & relearn the truths

[talistheintrovert]

massive salute to every American responding to these tags to tell me they are not disgusting heathens and therefore own electric or stovetop kettles

y'all are some real ones. thank you for not letting me reduce all americans and reminding me that some of you have sense 🙏🤌

#us politics #uk politics #tea #truly as a british australian the idea of microwaving or stove boiling water being the ONLY WAY some of y'all do it??? #insane #i get it for those of all who don't drink tea or coffee (abby i understand why you don't need a kettle) #but for those of you who do??? regularly?? #get help

[distraughtlesbian]

sorry for speaking my truth it will happen again. i think my main issue with valax’s redemption arc is literally just that there’s never a moment where the mc gets to actually talk to her about what she did—there’s not really a cathartic conversation, so valax and mc moving past what she did to them feels less like forgiveness and redemption and more like an agreement to ignore the elephant in the room

like sure we got to talk about our trauma (in chapter 17 of 20. lol. lmao, even) to the party, but valax wasn’t present for that?? and like, sure, she says once that she is sorry “for the pain she caused [them]”, but there’s a difference Tew Me between “sorry for hurting you ig ✌️😗” and actually being like “yeah, i abducted you and forced you into a magically induced coma and stole your blood and robbed you of a full year of your life and repeatedly tried to murder you, to say nothing of the grief i caused your loved ones. i did all that shit and i’m sorry for it and deeply regret it, and i acknowledge that you don’t owe me forgiveness, but i will spend the rest of my life working to build a better world for my people instead of being my mother’s pawn”, and a difference between “my mother is unhappy with me for saving you :(” and actually like, giving the mc space to talk about the impact of her actions towards them. like girl you are not getting out of this shit with one sentence’s worth of apology and a sex scene lmfao!!!

during the first half or so of the book the focus for mc is not falling the fuck apart bc they have a friend group to tentatively piece together and they’re averse to showing fear in front of valax, so they’re repressing all their trauma—and by the time valax joins the party, the narrative has gone full Valax Cool And Good mode, and fully allows you to flirt with her and tease her and generally stops taking her seriously as an antagonist. which would be all fine and good if we had actually at any point gotten to be like, “hey, you abducting me and keeping me in a magically induced coma and stealing my blood and trying to kill me has actually caused me a lot of lasting fear and pain,” followed by some set of choices wrt forgiving or not forgiving her for all that in light of the revelation that she did all that shit bc her mom tortured and brainwashed her

like why are my friends more pissed off about the time this bitch abducted me and did evil little experiments on me than i am. free valax she did all that shit bc of her mommy issues but i should’ve gotten to call her a cunt just once. pb stop making all your mcs generals in the idgaf war challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

#maeve speaks #playchoices #choices #pixelberry #blades of light and shadow #bolas #choices bolas #choices valax #bolas valax #blades valax #valax #princess valax #valax x mc #JENNY HOLZER VOICE INCORRECT MERCIFUL IMPULSES POSTPONE THE CLEANSING THAT PRECEDES REFORM. #YOU TASTE BLOOD AND KNOW THAT LIFE IS LOVELY FRAGILE AND YOU REMEMBER THAT THE OPPRESSED ERUPT AND MURDER. #the conflict between the shadow and light realms and the nature of the ash empire’s war is interesting. #valax using the mc’s pain as a means towards the ultimate end of a better life for her people is interesting. #but you can’t focus a whole story on revenge—you can’t give your big bad a partly-justified revenge quest—and then just not talk about #forgiveness and vengeance on an interpersonal level. nia forgives aerin no problem. mc forgives valax no problem. #can we get fucking real? and also a grip? and also a clue? do you think i come on this stupid fucking app to swallow rage the way i do irl. #aerin at least acknowledges the myriad ways that he wronged nia and nia gets to be impacted by his actions even a full year later #but EYE am barred from any meaningful discussion with valax abt her misdeeds bc she’s sad and hot? #who let the blades 2 writing team cook 🗣🗣💯💯 #bro out of recipes again 🔥🔥‼️‼️🗣🗣🗣 #bro turned the stove off he aint cookin 🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣‼️‼️ #etc etc. just so many great plot points and characters and FUMBLED execution every time.

[robotsafari]

deep in the kingdom hearts trenches..

#beep boop you want fries with that #kingdom hearts #vexen #lexaeus #riku #ansem #i wanna draw lexaeus more but HIS HAIR IS GD NIGHTMARE #on the topic of lexaeus ik he doesnt raise his voice often but i made him do it for the bit. can you forgive me #btw vexen owes like. 50000 munny. #ALSO. riku-ansem. i liek in kh1 when ansem acts liek a gd FREAK in his body like sir WHAT ArE YOU DOING. #he does the exact same mannerisms and everything liek wooahh i love the attention to detail in kh and kh1 specifically. #guys did you know it took ppl many years to realize you can freeze the stove in trickmasters fight to make it easier wooaaahh #unfortunately riku-ansem in kh2 doesnt really have riku’s mannerisms reflected in ansem’s body which. sads #that wouldve been cutes. #the only time i cant think of that happening was when riku appeared hooded in front of sora in the mulan world #teh little gesture he does. and sora is liek. that must be him the only guy who does that is riku #but liek. the gesture is cute and awesome but riku’s expressions dont show up on ansem’s face sadly. #if you think he did then you are probably thinking of the manga. or theres a scene i havent seen yet #bc my kh2 knowledge is sloppy (LOL DAYS REFERENCE) due to me not having played the game when i was young #i only wwatched a cutscene comp when i was little #and memes. lots of meme videos #also hey can we all look at riku’s deranged smile when he was going to hit sora with the keyblade of the heart #FRANKLY ADORABLE.

[obstinaterixatrix]

do you have any bl/gl/gen recs for fucked up manic pixie dream girl (gender neutral)/guy with something obviously wrong with them x blueberry shot normalnotnormal guy (gender neutral)

my bias is showing (m/m). siyeol being aejoon’s Most Favorite Idol Ever and trying Really Really Hard to seduce him gives somewhat a manic pixie dream girl vibe imo (even tho siyeol’s being very intentional and fake about it); aejoon is extremely normalguy while being kind of not normal about it considering he rejects siyeol three (3) times

still sick (f/f). shimizu is so normal office lady (engineer) and also extremely hardcore yuri fangirl which give her a bit of a blueberry shot imo. meanwhile, maekawa just shows up out of nowhere and goes like woooow this yuri thing your drawing is soooo interesting tell me more about it~ and there’s a solid amount wrong with her (lol).

immortal days (gen?). I actually haven’t read this myself tho it’s been on my list forever and I did enjoy the few chapters I’ve gotten through. but it’s about two mortal guys in a world that has engineered immortality, myeol gives the impression of being Just Some Guy about it (which is extremely weird) and phil gives the impression of being manic pixie nightmare about it. this is more of a proxy rec from pals but I’m trusting these friends with my life and reputation.

I’ve actually got 3 more BL to add to the list but it’s getting long and I wanna eat lunch brb

#ask #anonymous #recs #mm recs #ff recs #gen recs #there’s also 2 bl that I’m not gonna add because it does go into ‘pretty rancid’ to ‘hardcore rancid’ territory #I’ll answer asks privately for them but it’s exclusively for folks who Seek It Out #not for casual hot stove touchers. you gotta want to read something rancid before I drop the title.

[fff777]

【ENG SUB】 240130 WayV WINWIN Cooler Box EP23(The Master Chef WINWIN)

240130 董思成WINWIN 保win箱 五马街大厨ver

#nct #wayv #dong sicheng #winwin #baowinxiang #they gave him the tiniest cooking utensils lmao #tiny ass stove tiny ass whisk tiny ass water dispenser tiny ass sleeve protectors tiny ass apron tiny knife tiny rice paddle #they're cute but i wonder how handy they are lol #anyway he's still the clumsiest sloppiest chef who somehow still makes edible dishes? #wait i have never seen fruit in dumplings what

[thebreakfastgenie]

Why do the nurses ask Hawkeye to fix their stove? Well, people who grew up in town are more likely to have had central heating or radiators. People who grew up in rural areas in that time period are more likely to have had wood or gas stoves that had to be tended to during the night. The people we know of in the camp who fit that description are Hawkeye, Radar, and Potter. Obviously you're not going to wake the C.O. for that. Radar might be an option, but he's the clerk, and Hawkeye seems more agreeable, and maybe he's just better at it.

#mashposting #I have a family friend in Vermont who only got central heating a few years ago #when his Parkinson's got too advanced to tend to the wood stove anymore

[i-am-l-ananas]

ignoring other factors like counterspace and how the rest of the kitchen is arranged,

#people who cook: fight #tumblr's aging userbase etc etc but look I'm curious #polls #i say things #OH THAT STOVE PICTURE IS SO BIG