#straight to the table

[deadsetobsessions]

“DIDJA SEE THAT, DANNY?!” Tim, a scrawny eleven year old now, excitedly smacked Danny’s arm.

“Ow. Yes, yes I did.”

“Oh, gosh, I have to tell Jazz about this!!” The kid waved his arms about wildly, grinning from ear to ear.

“Jaso- I mean, Robin, smiled at me! And said he liked my t-shirt!! Oh my god, he likes literature puns, he even laughed! And then he punched the bad guy in the face! Look! I even saved the tooth!”

“Okayyy, nope!” Danny plucked the tooth and tossed it, ignoring Tim’s betrayed face. “I’ll trade you that for this.”

Danny Held out a piece of paper with Robin’s and Batman’s sigil on it, from when he asked them to sign it after they “saved” the two brothers from the two-bit thugs trying to mug them.

“Oh. My. God. This is like the best day of my life!! I love you, Danny! You’re the best brother ever!! Oh my god! I have to get Nightwing’s signature!!!”

Danny felt a rush of warmth at Tim’s proclamation of affection. Ah, he should probably step in.

“Hey, wait, no, we’re not going to Blüdhaven for you to stalk another vigilante.”

“It’s not just any old vigilante-!” Tim ignored Danny’s dramatic clutching-pearls gesture of mock hurt. “It’s Nightwing. The original Robin! He gave me my first ever hug!”

Danny paused. God dammit.

“…Fine.”

“YESSSSSS!!!!”

——

Danny-

“I’m gonna be Robin whether you want me to or not!”

-is so damn tired.

“Tim. I’m literally a vigilante ghost. What makes you think I’d be stupid enough to argue with a kid who runs around Gotham at night to take pictures of other vigilantes?”

Tim deflated. “Oh. Honestly, I thought you’d put up more of a fight…”

Jazz laughed and ruffled Tim’s hair. “I definitely couldn’t stop Danny when he went out. He trusted me to support him and I trusted him to come to me if he was injured, though. Can you promise me that, Tim?”

“Yeah… okay, Jazz, I promise.” Tim promised, even if he was still pouty.

Danny chimed in.

“Oh, don’t get me wrong, I’m totally worried and I’m gonna hover like a mother hen when you go out, but again, I know how stubborn and crazy we vigilante types have to be.” Danny paused. “Do you want me to put up a token protest?”

Tim nodded, sulking. “Yes, please. I had a speech planned out.”

Jazz and Danny exchanged amused glances.

“Oh, okay, my bad, kiddo. Here, let’s start from the top.”

“Okay. Ahem,” Tim straightened his back, settling into his previous mulish expression once more. “I’m gonna be Robin whether you want me to or not!”

Danny placed an appropriately disapproving frown on his face. “No, you can’t! It’s dangerous! You could get hurt! You’re just a child!”

Tim launched into his speech. “But I can’t stay still and do nothing when people are getting hurt! Even…!”

They were gonna be here for a while. There was definitely something about Batman going on a spiral because Jason wouldn’t be able to walk again after the Joker got to him. Danny wondered if ectoplasm could help. He might offer, if it actually had a change of getting Tim out of the vigilante business.

But that’s for later, because they had time. Jazz was on Spring Break… and they’re still staying here for free, after all of these years.

“So, how are you going to convince Robin to let you be Robin?” Jazz asked Tim.

Tim froze. “I… hadn’t thought of that yet.”

“Well, you could always remind him of the fact that we saved him from the Joker. He seemed pretty ready to leave the Robin mantle, the last time I saw him as Phantom.”

“I don’t want to blackmail him into it!” Tim whined.

“It’ll just be a suggestion, Tim.” Jazz smiled patiently.

“Besides,” Danny continued, smirking mischievously at his adopted little brother. “If you were actually blackmailing him, you’d pull out the photos where he ate dirt.”

“I guess that’s true…” Tim mumbled. “I know! I’ll have to follow them to see how I can best approach him!”

"I think that's called stalking," Jazz deadpanned.

"Well, it's not any worse than what he's already done." Danny shrugged at his older sister. "Sure, kid. Why not? Do whatever you want."

"I was planning to!" Tim bounced off to grab his photography gear. Jazz stared off after him.

"Should we be encouraging that?"

"More like can we actually stop him?" Danny leaned back, lazily completing his GED assignments. Jazz sighed.

"Guess not. Make sure he doesn't get in trouble."

"Do you even know how hard that is, Jazz?" Danny complained, dodging the whack Jazz sent at the back of his head. She smirked at him.

"Womp, womp, Danny. How does karma taste today?"

Danny flipped her off as he put the last punctuation on the paper. He heard a clatter and groaned.

“I’m gonna go watch Tim stalk Batman for the night. Want anything from the store?”

Jazz hummed. “Get me the specialty strawberry ice cream, from that one place?”

“The one that’s definitely a front for Falcone’s money laundering??”

“Yeah. They make good strawberry ice cream.”

“Sure.”

Danny went ghost and flew straight through the walls to catch Tim sneaking out by the scruff of his collar.

“No. Bad Tim.”

“Awww, come on Danny!”

#danny phantom #batman #tim drake #bruce wayne #jason todd #dc x dp #dick grayson #nightwing #bamf danny phantom #dcxdp #dpxdc #Tim is a fanboy above all fanboys #Jason is just straight up not having a good time #baby Jason would totally giggle with a kid and punch a grown man in the face right after #jazz: oh how the tables have tabled #jazz Fenton #Danny Fenton #squatter! danny fenton

[twisting-in-wonderland]

Ace has a front row seat to the soon-to-be greatest event in NRC history-

based on this pic--

the energy this exudes will always crack me up-

heres a wip btw >_>

fun fact! originally grim was gonna be O_O at Jamil too, but then i remembered that grim doesnt have an ounce of awareness in him rip

#twst #twisted wonderland #art #ram's art #azul ashengrotto #jamil viper #ace trappola #deuce spade #twst grim #uhhhh yea this is like. messy and stuff #i just wanted to break my art block that ive been stuck in for over a month with a joke lol #can you tell that i drew azul in the first pic without a reference---- i hope not lol??-------- #i /was/ gonna do the bg as the scarabia dorm - like they all got invited to a meal or something but i needed to finsih this man -- #-its been a wip for a literal month p l s #also- shout out to the cherry pie and table that were gonna have more stuff done to them but sai straight up said 'no more layers allowed:] #anyways rip azul - nice knowing ya

[slayerchick303]

And once again, I say, "AND NEVERAFTER WAS THE HORROR SEASON?!"

#brennan straight up dipping #how do you like a taste of your own medicine brennan? #erika slinking under the table killed me too #burrow's end #dimension 20 #d20 #dropout tv #burrows end

[vaguely-concerned]

in addition to all the other reasons the soup scene is so funny, there’s also the element of like... pulling the reverse eucharist card on god in the game of catholic uno. make god eat YOUR body and blood for once, actually, see how he likes it. the heresy of it all

#harrow the ninth #the locked tomb #also hilariously jod may be the only person around that table who'd be able to catch that irony #since it doesn't seem like that's a part of christianity he chose to co-opt for his death empire #maybe I've been too hard on him think of all the jokes he can't share with anyone (I have not been too hard on him) #I'm an atheist from a lutheran country I straight up forget sometimes that communion is uh a thing people do??? outside of movies??? #like huh damn dude

[ipostmysimpingstuffanonymously]

I read fumbling towards ecstasy by cateye360 And it was fucking amazing Uncensored Version on the SatoSho Discord

#but listen #the under the table trop just HITS every time #the leg pull is what did it for me #but also the way she jumps him after #ugh if gojo was allowed hed be the kind of bf who would grab shokos ass in public just to mark his terretory #bitch gets away with everything and it makes him cocky #satosho #shoko being the queen of having a straight face #satoshoko #fanart #jjk #jjk fanart #shoko ieiri #gojo satoru

[royboyfanpage]

I'm never gonna be over Donna's photo album actually

#hhhh #donna troy #roy harper #garth #wally west #dick grayson #the titans #I've been staring at Roy and Donna particularly for like... five minutes straight #they're so pretty #when the two hottest mfs in your friend group are dating #also obsessed with garth in these #teaching Lian how to swim #letting Roy shoot an apple off his head #and the fact he drinks from cans with a straw #and wally playing table tennis with himself is such a mood #I'd fs be doing that if i had superspeed #plus eepy dick

[beaft]

started a new playthrough of BG3 alongside my main one (because i realised i rushed through the first act really quick and missed a ton of content). i'm playing as a drow this time and everyone is being so so rude to me

#i went to see the druid healer woman and she just straight up tried to kill me #asked her about the dead drow on her table and she was like 'dont even worry about it' yeah ok. sure. #bg3

[zishuge]

When I saw the turnips poking out of the soil... I was so happy I almost cried Mysterious Lotus Casebook (2023)

#mysterious lotus casebook #莲花楼 #li lianhua #cheng yi #cdrama #cdramaedit #cdramasource #asiandramasource #mlcedit #*slams fists on table* LISTEN #i continue to have too many feelings about li lianhua and his damn turnips #this goes with that text post where i cried about him and his damn turnips for like ten straight minutes #i'm so normal about this #wishing fang duobing could time travel back ten years #they could’ve had romance on THIS farm #*gifs:mine

[askblueandviolet]

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#lego monkie kid #lego monkie kid fanart #monkie kid #monkie kid fanart #lmk #lmk fanart #lmk mayor #monkie kid mayor #monkie kid macaque #lmk macaque #blue and violet #I was a little busy today so I couldn't start answering things as quick as I wanted to but I'M WORKING ON IT XDDD #as funny as it would be to get these two sucker punched by candy bracelets- #I realised it would be more funny if I drew Macaque straight up eating the candy instead #my knowledge of Bendy and the Ink Machine is also really really limited lmao #I had to google what these 1920s sillies looked like #also the dishes on the table are Lo Mai Gai (hidden by the Alice plushie) - Bao - Dumplings - and Lob Bak Go which is 'turnip cake' #more will be added throughout the next few asks haha #I will do my best to try and include as many as I can from the chapter itself but there is only so much space on this table lmao-

[utilitycaster]

It's a very small thing, but from a sometimes DM's perspective, Chetney asking for the list of Novos's items is just...one of those things that separates the best D&D players from the rest of the pack. The DM creates the world, and often has a general storyline in mind, but the players are, ideally, driving the action. Railroading is a bit like murderhoboing, in that while you can have people who do it in bad faith, a lot of the time it happens because the players aren't invested enough in the world (or are too tied to a single outcome that cannot be guaranteed in a game of improv and chance), and so having players who are always looking for ways to expand the world and seek out the hooks themselves and connect with NPCs is truly what every GM wishes for.

Anyway, Travis is incredibly good at opening up these little optional avenues that he, other cast members, or Matt can pick up later and use in-game to guide the story. Maybe Bells Hells will decide they've got other priorities and the list will only serve to give us a tiny glimpse into who Novos once was, but that's still a small piece of the world we wouldn't otherwise have! Maybe it will be a fun moment of Bells Hells coming across an item down the road and make space for another interaction with the crew of the Crimson Abyss; maybe it will allow Matt to guide them towards some other important things they need to know for the Solstice plot. But because he asked for this silly list in earnest, those doors are all open in a way that feels organic and player driven.

#this is a whole massive discussion but like...there are some truly earthshatteringly good actual players #and i think that while many of them also make big flashy swings little stuff like this gets overlooked #anyway it really is like. look you do not need to like Travis's characters. i do obviously but you're entitled to dislike them #but if you do not think he is a player most GMs would kill to have at the table you're straight up bad at TTRPGs and media analysis #this is the player agency of which the prophets (twitter unfortunately) foretold in action #critical role #critical role spoilers

[shyvioletlife]

Truly delighted by how many moments of this season are just hank and brennan being fans of each other and being happy to play a game together

Hank’s “was that written down?”

“No I just came up with it”

Vs

Brennan admitting he almost wept when The Fix was comforting Conrad and said “I think it’s time we unlearn that lesson”

#mentopolis #they’re just like me for real #it’s always very fun to watch people who are fans of one another and just happy to be able to work together get in the same room #cuz it also sounds like Brennan might have straight up partially designed this season around Hank’s interests #hank said Brennan let him choose what the campaign was going to be out of a couple different options #there’s just a lot of love for each others craft happening on both sides of the table #it really brings a smile to my face

[my-roman-empiree]

He’s so fucking big i can’t get over it

#roman reigns #wwe #joe anoa'i #wwe universe #my tribal chief #the bloodline #head of the table #big daddy uce #hes so fine #i cant think straight #te amo papi #the samoan dynasty

[wof-reworked]

This might not be a new idea, but do you think that RainWings would be bartenders? Cause I TOTALLY think they would be. With all their rainforest fruit that could be fermented, who knows what boozy ass drinks they've come up with?

Also drunk dragons are really funny to me lol

OH YOU KNOW IT BAYBEEEE

Rainwings feel like they'd create some fucking BANGER drinks. like knock-you-on-your-ass-if-you-haven't-grown-up-with-it drinks. A drunk Rainwing would be quite a sight, I can't imagine their "composure" of color sticking after a few good drinks, but I don't think it'd be a clear read- just this watercolor painting of shifting whorls of color as each thought registers with 100% sincerity and totality. Rainwings party hard, this is an undeniable fact

Rainwing bartenders probably wouldn't be a full time job but I imagine a "party planner" role being something that comes up in Rainwing life. Probably before major events or for parties they would temporarily jump the fruit queue, so to speak, and have a bit of social currency/power for setting up the party. In a flight without much power struggle/economy, I think a good bartender is as much a respectable position and authority in Rainwing matters as the main gardeners or builders. I also would imagine they would have a building or area for fermenting drinks.

#sunny rambles #wof jobs #I like to think that as adults it's like a bit of a party trick how well kinkajou can hold her alcohol #winter and moon are out for the count at drink 2 and qiblis giving it his best shot but kinkajou will drink anything w a straight face #and then smile it off #like that story of that girl who would challenge macho men to drinking contests and then drink them under the table easily #that's kinkajou baybeee #alcohol mention

[lgbtiwtv]

people who don’t consider louis and daniel’s relationship are wild to me because like. the sheer narrative potential of louis de pointe “200 years of catholic guilt and self-loathing” du lac and daniel “I suck the devil good and hard through his jorts” molloy being best friends is absolutely earth shattering to me

#LIKE!!!!!!!!!!! they are best friends to me they are both insane and love each other so much and both are in love with INSANE men ❤️ #also they’re best friends who occasionally kiss because like. yeah. #like what if we kissed at the interview. and we were narrative foils. and we were both boys. #farm to table posts (straight from me and courtney’s messages) #louis de pointe du lac #daniel molloy #interview with the vampire #the vampire chronicles #tvc #m watches iwtv

[dailymothanon]

West Virginia design 😈 dumb loser boy is just a sketch for now so I can just practice before I do a full piece ☝️ I think about fits, sometimes. He has huge thunder dome like me because mothman told me he too had one. Truth be told, I have no idea what mothman allegedly looks like so i just winged it (no pun intended) and i also never seen a clip of West either

#in this design he doesnt look enough like a cis straight loser so i need to fix that tbh #welcome to the table #welcome to the statehouse #ben brainard #wttt fan art #wttt fanart #wttt headcanons #wttsh #wttsh fanart #wttt west virginia #wttsh west virginia #wttsh art #wttsh headcanons #wttt

[so-long-soldier-writes]

kai parker + lip ring

have you guys taken a close look at his face and even thought about how hot he'd look with a lip ring? because i have, and i have some thoughts

tw: some nsfw

word count: ~400

as a big follower of the 90s era grunge / rock genre, kai had always wanted a lip piercing

his dad would never allow it, so he gave himself one in the prison world

at first, it was mostly a novelty, but with time, it became more of a stim, so he never took it out

he liked running his tongue over his bottom lip, feeling how the cool metal contrasted his otherwise warm skin

he liked licking it, biting it, and teasing it as a past time

sometimes, he'd pull it too far and hurt himself, but he quickly learns he liked that, too

when he got to the modern world, he was shocked at the decrease in the grunge style, which was a major disappointment, but he didn't let that affect him

he had lived in the 90s for twenty years, and wasn't going to change for the modern day

and lucky for him, you liked that about him

soon, he learned, he liked you, too; an initial curiosity turned into a crush

plus, you were one of the only people that would actually listen to him instead of villainize him

and when you admitted how hot you think he looked with his lip ring, he knew, even more, it was never coming out

the first time you kissed him, blurring the line between friends and something else, you were both nervous

he had never kissed anyone before, and you had never kissed a boy with a lip ring - despite that being a secret thing you've always had

so, needless to say, it was an experience for you both

his lips were softer than you'd imagined; the ring was cool to the touch, sending a jolt down your spine

after realizing how much you enjoyed kissing each other, you started a steady relationship

your relationship is equally loving as it is sexual

and boy, especially with that little magic ring, is it sexual

all kai needs to do is look at you and run his tongue over his bottom lip, and you're kissing him the next second

you like to play with the ring almost as much as he does

and often leave his lower lip red and sore from your sucking and teasing

whenever this happens, he's completely unable to control his moans

they tumble out of his mouth hurriedly. his eyelids flutter in pleasure, and his hands dig in your hair for something to grab onto

you also love the feeling of his mouth on your tits; warm everywhere except that one cooler spot

your breasts are wet with the spit of your sex-drunk lover

his fingers are on your clit, driving you crazy in the best way

or, it's his mouth on your clit instead

he kisses down your stomach, then sticks his tongue out to tease between your folds

his hands grip your hips tightly, holding you in place, and contradicting the warmth of his mouth and the heat scorching your body, the cold metal rests on your skin, providing an unusual, yet heavenly sensation

he bites on your neck, your lips, your thighs, resulting in hickies, most of the time, but sometimes, small indents from his teeth

the longer his mouth works against your body, the more his ring adapts to the friction

it isn't cool to the touch anymore, but you can still feel the shape and outline of where it is, and that turns you on just as much as the difference in temperature

in summary, it drives you crazy; he drives you crazy

you are always teasing each other, always touching each other in some way

your friends don't understand it - not only how you're able to tolerate him, let alone love him

but in a quick couple of weeks, you realize you absolutely, completely love him

and it all started because you couldn't stop staring at his pretty pink lips, and that ring that adorns them

#the thought of him with a lip ring makes me feral #y'all that thanksgiving ep (6x8) where he's talking to bonnie at the kitchen table in portland and playing with his lip #my mind trips and falls straight into the gutter #there's a little indent on the left side i think where i imagine he'd have one #also my pfp i can see where he'd have it #just 🤤 #don't be surprised if i add to this #malachai parker x reader #kai parker x reader #tvd fanfiction #kai parker smut #kai parker headcanons