Chapters: 2/2
Fandom: All Elite Wrestling
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Orange Cassidy & Donovan Danhausen
Characters: Orange Cassidy, Donovan Danhausen
Additional Tags: becoming friends, Tooth-Rotting Fluff, Danhausen is strange, Orange Cassidy is also strange, They bond over their strange-ness and chinese food, implied: Chuck Taylor/Orange Cassidy
Series: Part 2 of Danhausen + Friends
Summary:
Some how, in the weirdness of the world, these two total opposites find solace in one another.
Orange Cassidy and Danhausen are the best of friends.
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Y'all please help me connect with mtg players and fab players and artists and FFXIV players and OSRS players and graphic designers and girls and lesbians and nerds and dorks and and and help help help hep help
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seriously, i cant believe takeuchi's saberface propaganda has advanced so far that we're now getting genuine emotional bonds between saberfaces and its actually good. ex pausing right at the very end to sing her special song to x as the final song of the concert was so sweet. she's even dead on about her saving the universe again since last time we saw x was saber wars 2. she knows her girl.
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﹙ BEGIN TAPE RECORDING ﹚ KAIJU / HUMAN DRIFT EXPERIMENT , TAKE ONE. the uh . . . the brain segment is the frontal lobe. um , chances are . . . the segment's far too damaged to drift with. unscientific aside ﹕ HERMANN ━━ if you're listening to this . . . well , i'm either alive & i've proven what i've just done works . . . in which case , HA , i won. OR I'M DEAD . . . & i'd like you to know that it's all your fault. it really is. you know , you drove me to this. in which case . . . ha , i also won . . . sort of. i'm going in in three . . . two . . . ONE . . . ﹙ END OF TAPE RECORDING ﹚ ©
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give me a crossover au of the last two media you consumed
iruma and Harry Potter >:D
SO a hogwarts au where iruma is a secret squib.
now. squibs are useless to magical society because they can't do magic. they do, however, hold greater value than common muggles because while they aren't able to use magic, they still have magical blood. therefore:
squibs are like one level above house elves.
squibs are kept secret
if a squib is kept secret, they can die under mysterious circumstances and no one will know or care
killing a squib means less undesirable blood to potentially ruin magical bloodlines
magically powerful blood > no magic blood
blood magic isnt banned
squibs are the ideal human sacrifice.
so iruma is a squib who's been adopted by headmaster sullivan and taken into the school as a means of protecting him, because his parents were about to make a blood sacrifice out of him to encourage eternal life or wealth or something. but they botched the ritual so it releases a large energy flare and sullivan, being a concerned citizen, checks it out and just, snatches iruma away.
sullivan doesn't want to keep this kid a secret his whole life, because that's just an upgrade from when iruma was kept a secret, given some 'kind words' ("please") and treated like a house elf.
sullivan also decides he can't just publicise that iruma is a squib. that's just asking for someone to like, kill the poor boy. not that he isn't powerful enough to stop any attacks, but better safe than sorry amirite
logical course of action: send iruma to babyls (hogwarts), pretend he's a Normal Wizard Child and hope for best teehee
nothing could possibly go wrong, right?
[ iruma manages to get azz on the day he visits diagon alley bc he accidentally beats the shit out of azz who is a puny 11 year old wizard boy easily impressed by physical strength, which the average witch/wizard does not bother to cultivate. clara is a distant relative of the lovegoods who finds herself attached to iruma and azz when they help each other escape the short yet ominous plague doctor who patrols the corridors at night. iruma kicks witch ass and ends up as minister of magic and proves that squibs are cooler than witches by, as a squib, heading his harem of powerful witches to take over the world ]
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What up friends. I had a long ass day and I'm exhausted.
How are y'all?
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