#that isn't legal tho

[ekat-fandom-blog]

No Dick Grayson AU

Alfred convinces Tatsu Yamashiro(Katana) and Dinah Lance(Black Canary) to join Batman's crusade when it starts getting difficult for him to handle crime on his own. Katana brings Barbara Gordon into the fold as Oracle because Barbara is determined to help the vigilantes.

A few years later, Bruce joins the Justice League(Superman, Wonder Woman, Aquaman, Flash, Cyborg, and Green Lantern). Dinah moves to Star City, and Katana disappears. Barbara starts to join Batman on patrols.

About a year later, Batman brings Jason Todd home. Jason tries to join Batman as a vigilante, but Bruce, Alfred, and Barbara convince him to wait until he's an adult. Bruce agrees to train him until then.

Jason starts helping Barbara with coms, Alfred with making sure they have the medbay fully stocked, and Bruce and Lucius with Wayne Enterprise Charities. Jason, as the top student, graduates a year early(age 16/17 since his b-day's in march) and goes on a world tour for extra training. He gets sucked into training with the League of Assassins, but leaves rather quickly via Talia tossing him to the All-Caste since Bruce knows where he is. He returns to Gotham as the vigilante Flamebat as a nod to his All-Blades and the dark red and black costume he created. As the All-Blades don't harm any non-magical being, he normally uses them when he wants to be dramatic or particularly threatening.

Barbara does get shot by Joker before Jason goes on tour and loses the ability to walk.

Steph also appears (at 15) on the vigilante scene briefly, but is talked out of it by Barbara and disappears for a while. When she gets back she decides to go out as Spoiler. When the others are unable to convince her to wait until she's at least 17 to start being a vigilante, Cass (as she's about 1 year older) is declared to be her patrol partner. (this happens just before Jason leaves)

Cass shows up a bit after Steph does. She's found by Barbara and is convinced to wait until she's at least 17 to start vigilantism. Bruce adopts her pretty quickly and gives her the tools to figure out who she is without the violence of being an assassin or a vigilante.

About a year after Jason returns, Damian (age 10) appears in the Bat's lives. He continuously sneaks out of the manor to prove that he's worthy and ready to become a vigilante and follow in his father's footsteps.

When Bruce disappears, Jason takes on the responsibilities of being Batman and CEO of Wayne Enterprise. Cass and Alfred take on the role of being Damian's primary caretakers. Tim figures out that Bruce is still alive after getting "lost" in Wayne Manor during a gala, and leaves an anonymous tip about it for the Bats to find. (Tim doesn't know that they're the Bats, just that somehow Bruce ended up in the past.)

After Bruce comes back, things mostly go back to how they were before. Except, they catch wind of a group of child vigilantes. Beast Boy (age 13), Blue Beetle (14), Impulse (16), and Raven (13). When interrogated, the adult heroes find out that: Beast Boy had joined a group called the Doom Patrol and been with them since he was 11 but left because of conflicting morals, then run into Raven and Impulse; Blue Beetle had been doing superhero stuff for a few months before he ran into the other three; Raven had been picked up by Beast Boy while running from a cult that wanted to use her to summon a demon; and Impulse is the one who pulled the group together to help prevent a future event from happening. Not knowing exactly what to do with the group of child heroes, they put Kon (aka Superboy; 17) and Spoiler (18) in charge of the group that's now called Young Justice.

Around half a year later, Damian(11 almost 12) joins the group along with Jon (Superboy; 12).

They also find out somewhere along the way that Billy Batson was 10 years old when he started superhero-ing.

#batman #dc captain marvel #shazam #billy batson #damian wayne #jason todd #dc katana #tatsu yamashiro #dinah lance #black canary #bruce wayne #dc oracle #barbara gordon #do you know how much i want this to become a fic #i would pay $15 for someone to turn this into a well written multi chapter fic #that isn't legal tho #so i can say i'd draw the outfit i imagine jason creating if someone writes this #i would also be 100% willing to post about it on here if that's something that will help convince someone to write this #please

[von-karmas-a-bitch]

just remembered a silly doodle i did of a franmaya date that i never posted here so. franmaya enjoyers come get y'all juice

#edit: good lord tumblr fucked this one up please click for better quality #i am projecting onto maya here bc i also know very little german and was is dein lieblingsfach is also the only german song i know #that and the snappy crocodile one. it's like a german nursery rhyme that generally only german-speakers tend to know #but my sis went to boarding school with some swiss german speakers and they showed her and it got stuck in her head so she showed me #but maya wouldn't know that song bc she isn't that wordly. until she left kurain she didn't even know what a meme was #she's wordly now tho. she's on a vacay in germany with her girlfriend where the legal age for drinking strong alcohol unsupervised is 18 #fanart #my art #silly #franmaya #franziska von karma #maya fey #ace attorney

[mwagneto]

i really appreciate that they didn't show any of the abuse calliope went through tho like when it was about to happen i was literally like are they fr gonna show that? i don't want to see that. and then i didn't ♥

#it was saur hard to wait a week to watch it but piracy isn't legal in holland so I couldn't til i #got home yesterday:-( twas rly good tho also lmfao at the doctor who guy #the sandman

[gxlden-angels]

RUBY FRANKE AND JODI HILDEBRANDT SENTENCED TO 4 TO 60 YEARS IN PRISON LETS GOOOOO

#Ruby pled guilty to the charges #She'll likely stay about 30 since that's the current limit legally in Utah for consecutive sentences #But that's only if she's sentenced to the maximum sentence possible #15 years for each case of child abuse #for a total of 4 cases and 60 years #her adult children aren't considered methinks #similar to how a therapist can't tell authorities you're being abused after u turn 18 without your consent #idk how much she'll get seeing as they're in Utah #so there's a lot of ppl that genuinely believe she has a right to do anything to her kids short of killing them #if it means they stick with the religion for as long as they live #some do believe killing ur kids should be allowed tho if it saves their soul or whatever #I disagree with both obviously I think you should be hit with hammers if you treat your kids anywhere near like this #but Jodi better get got those aren't even her fuckin kids got damn #I hope they both get the maximum sentence but especially Jodi cause she absolutely exhasterbated this paranoid mom's shit #Ruby isn't innocent in the slightest she was fucked before Jodi ever showed up #but I fully believe Jodi pushed her closer to this extremen #extreme* #and I hope we start to chip away at the religious exemptions we still have in the US when it comes to child abuse #'spare the rod' spare ur fucking breath if you hit a child I'm gonna hit you with hammers #ex christian #religious trauma #child abuse

[daddyplasmius]

GIW Agent, attempting an interrogation: You see my problem here. I mean, how am I supposed to know if you're a human that's part ghost... or ghost that's part human.

Danny, shrugging: maybe you should flip a coin?

#Danny Phantom #source: Power Rangers RPM #because I'm watching it again! #this just seems like something Danny would do if his secret got out & he was being interrogated #just sit there being like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #Danny: can i go now #GIW agent: no we still haven't decided whether we can legally experiment on you yet #Danny: can I at least get like. a juice box or something. a fucking cheese cracker or something #Tucker in the other room also being interrogated: I won't talk! #GIW agent: *clicks his pen* #Tucker: okay you got me I'll talk! it all started when I was born... #*twenty minutes later* #GIW agents: *eating popcorn* #Tucker: -and then when I was two I had this nightmare that I was falling into a black hole--you know typical two year old nightmare #this entire interrogation scene (in Power Rangers RPM) is literally perfect for that tho #RPM is actually just the Ultimate Enemy but without ghosts isn't it #I love Ziggy so much. he should be allowed to say fuck #Ziggy should be allowed to say ''Dylan you dumb fuck'' when Dylan asks ''What's a Pow-er Range-er?'' #Ziggy: why's my car got big fuckin anime eyes on it? #K: it's not anime you piece of shit weeb I'll kill you #Dylan: *thinks he's in the Walking Dead* #everyone else: *is in a children's show*

[salt-baby]

Medical IDS

I'm about to buy a new medical ID, so I figured I'd share how I get those and what I put on them.

There are some companies which produce custom jewelry-style medical IDs, but I'm a little scared of breaking those and my health changes too often for that to be a practical expense, so I personally buy dog tags. I let people who I spend the most time around know that I'm wearing a medical ID. Almost all paramedics check the wrist, and some will check for a necklace (where I wear mine). I wouldn't recommend wearing a medical ID anywhere else.

The following information is what I put on there:

Full Name - This doesn't necessarily have to be your legal name, but should be the name that your medical chart is attached to.

Medical Conditions - Specifically, this should be conditions which can render you unable to explain yourself, either because your condition can make you unconscious, too disoriented, or create barriers in communication. My conditions include hypoglycemia, allergies, and POTS. Other conditions that fit this criteria might include diabetes, seizure disorders, narcolepsy, some cardiovascular diseases, etc. It may be helpful to include something like mutism or being deaf, if it would make it easier to explain yourself in an emergency. This site provides a good list (although their EDS information better applies to other subtypes, I include hEDS on mine because it's short to write.)

Medications - usually, blood thinners and Epipens. Off the top of my head, I might also recommend immunosuppressants, anything implanted (ports, insulin pumps, CGMs, pacemakers), and any uncommon meds or meds with dangerous drug interactions.

Emergency Contact - This should be someone who lives within an hour of you, and who you talk to frequently enough that they can help fill in the blanks on what you've been up to recently. Ideally, this is someone who can say "they stopped taking their meds a few days ago" or "they've had a headache for two weeks". I would highly recommend discussing what you want this person to do in an emergency with them. You should list full name and number for this person.

Other - you may also choose to list here if you have a DNR. Some people also choose to list an explicit "Call 911". You can also choose to give instructions, like "Meds in Wallet" or "Epipen in Bag", but its unlikely these will be seen in an emergency. Realistically, a medical ID isn't for the paramedics - it's for the emergency room.

feel free to send me an ask if you have questions!

#they make some really pretty dog tags like i can get little rainbow flower ones #when i say like full name on the id tag ideally this should be full legal #for some people tho theres a question of whether its worth wearing your deadname around just in case of emergency #my advice is no if your new name will pull up your medical record when searched #regarding eds specifically #my opinion is that heds isn't a high priority to list #anyway #disability #hypermobile ehlers danlos syndrome #heds #eds #ehlers danlos syndrome #pots #postural orthostatic tachycardia syndrome #chronic illness #salt baby talks

[godnectar]

Some guy just came up to me and my little sister (we were playing outside) and he asked me if I smoked weed, and I said "no im a minor" and he said

"It don't matter, do you want to smoke or not?"

I ignored him and took my little sis back inside :/

He legit stood outside our apartment for maybe 20 minutes before he left :l

Might ask my mom to let me do online schooling for a while

(I'm 16 but idk if that's the legal age to smoke in America)

#nectar's rambling #♡ anon #anon message #uhhh– #most probable case? #he was trying to get u to buy or sum #still fucked up #even more if your lil' sis was there #dunno about american legal stuff either tho #but 16 probably isn't 💀 #and totally not if shit wasn't medical and prescribed so‐ #should still talk w ur mom #and see if there's anything to do if it happens again #idk

[wraithsoutlaws]

feeling insane bc i was actually considering making 'no coincidence' karla in game fdsklafjkalfjkafa

#boy this aint my oc....i can't do that but. but. like. what if. i did anyway. #I JUST THINK SHES COOL????? #i dont recall her having very much description in the book far as ive read i'll have to go back and check maybe #scarred face and mantis blades is all that i remember off the top of my head #idek what her eyes/optics are like ............hm idk. #maybe i'll just make my own oc based on her dklasjfkdsal that seems shitty tho fr. because obviously this established writer #will know i made a character based off his character and he'll hate me and take legal action against me obviously!!!!! /sarcasm #i know that wouldn't happen and it doesn't matter at all thats just my anxiety telling me i'll go to hell #fsakfljakl ANYWAYS IM JUST???? maelstrom lady butcher....sexy.......idk idk #i just wanna be like 'gangs all here :)' and have a silly lil pic of everybody idsa fjkadlfjaklfa #shes just!! interesting to me!! i love that she's so violent and clearly takes joy/pride in what she does but she has this softness #for dixie and thats really cute?????? hello??????? #dagger n dum dum going on double dates with her and dixie UwU #lots of murder and chaos UwU #bro i just like mealstrom fdkslafjdksalfjdksal this isn't news #im having a lot of thoughts for a Minor character of a supplementary/unconnected story that nobody knows. because of course i am. #a minor character connected to a minor character whom im obsessed with. #my life is a joke.

[ragnar0c]

How the EO3 HD steam vrs has been going

#ragna ramblings #TBH i BUILT ALOPE TANK AND HANA WRONG BUT THEY WORK STILL?? #i mean meta classes BUT STILL on switch and ds they were easier to play. (they are also underleveled) #ALOPE AND HANA JUST BE LIKE ⚰⚰ #Meanwhile Aurora and Magnolia.... #However in boss fights the girls (Hana and peepee) excel where the women usually work better against encounters #i think Hana and Alope weren't ever super awesome with encounters unless it was ds where Alope had wild swings #Tank did the heavy lifting with Cloudbuster + charge #BUT I FORGOT AND GOT HIM THE SKILL MAD LATE #SO HANA AND ALOPE HAVE BEEN DYING AND WHEN I DO USE CLOUD BUSTER ITS ALWAYS AFTER THEY DIE #so they stay underleveled #Again tho bosses don't stand a chance against Alope's crushing blow and now 9 smashes.... #Hana has skipped out on her binary skills but is learning meteor so thats fun #Aurora when things and weaknesses work out... 'Legalize nuclear bombs' #Regal radiance does more damage sometimes. probably it'd work best with a zodiac/gladiator or smt so can't depend on it #Aurora is gimmicky tho if a boss isn't weak to an element it can take a while #BUT YEAH IVE BEEN USING AURORA FOR THE ENCOUNTERS A LOTTT MORE THAN HANA #rambled real hard in this one

[gristlebloom-orchid]

Me and music except I use specially wrong words

Literally anyone: What do you like in music? Gristlebloom: Does having the instruments sounding like they're having a stroke counts

#this is totally about Pink Riots in 2001 Anarchist Of Good Taste #what's going on with that one instrument in the background #like they fixed it in the 2018 version but it was so funny #I love this song and this band #dog fashion disco #also no my name isn't gristlebloom if that wasn't obvious enough you can't have that as legal name #surprised Reese was actually a name in the first place #2001 anarchist of good taste was so good I love the 2018 and the 2018 deluxe versions too tho #well actually just I love DFD in general #ok I think that's enough tags

[valleydean]

stressing because i just wrote one of the sexiest fighting combos of my career for my boxing au and there is no way i can use the limited english language to translate how cool and sick and epic it looks in real life

#like i practiced it because i wanted to see what it looks like and yo #i said out loud ''oh this is GOOD'' #it flows so well #but words do not do it justice #like there's a spinning back fist in it #no way i can describe that in words #but i am proud of that combo tho #(and yeah i know a spinning back fist isn't legal in western boxing #read the fic and you'll see) #heavyweight #boxing au

[dronningnure]

Wip (Gonna be for a future song unless I change my mind)

I haven't used Clip Studio in so looooong I'm rusty

#yes i am gonna get anri arcane how did you know #anyway #this song is kinda old I used Ken and Piko (totally legally heheeheee) #It's been laying around for a while with no proper lyrics and some issues #But hearing the Anri genderbend I was like #YOU!! #You shall sing it #So I'm already making art for it even tho Anri Arcane isn't even out and I might not even end up using her/him :.) #but eh #dunno who will duet with em tho #gonna have to experiment with the bois i have #anyways ramble over :> #the song will be on my album as well #now ramble over #my art #wip #art wip #synthv #synthesizer v #synthv anri #synthv andi #?? isn't that the name #synthv anri arcane #anri arcane #why am i tagging so much on a wip drawing NURE STOP

[traitorsinsalem]

listening to a white girl give a slideshow presentation about apologetic customs in japanese (11 slides), chinese (both mando and canto combined into 1 slide), and south korean (3 slides) while just spouting generalizations should be a jarring experience but hearing this sort of thing at least once every 3 days while attending a liberal arts college makes none of this is surprising at all whatsoever.

#succ speaks #putting romanizations and no japanese or chinese characters or korean letters on the slideshow is the funniest part. no tones on the chines #this is a linguistics course you don't need to italicize non-english words also just use ipa if you're going to romanize it's a ling class #like 'having never been to any of these countries' makes sense as a college ling course at least #this isn't even a linguistics presentation. this is an intentionally satiric vocab lesson. #like sure mispronouncing mando and kr when it's romanized makes sense but romanized japanese man.... #saying towards the end 'sorry if this sounded like sandpaper to your ears' and the viet guy attending class... #...looking at me w an exaggerated cringe like he just ate a lemon and me doing a 'no bitches'-esque face =the only thing to come out of thi #the following pres sounds super cool + interesting tho. about the history of american english legal jargon.

[eremin0109]

There's straight people. There's gay people. And then there's whatever-the-fuck-is-going-on-with-Charan-and-Tarak people.

#Let's get one thing outta the way #They're atleast a little fruity #Who isn't tho? #It surely does help when you have a hot beat friend just saying #for legal reasons this is a shitpost #They really do ve sus at times tho 👀 #Anyway #ram charan #jr ntr

[chaotictomtom]

i've been getting less misgendered lately at work to a point that now it surprises me when it happens </3 like i would be helping someone out and be hit at the very end by a thank you madam... do i look like a madam </3333

ootd + im always wearing some caterpillar big shoes that allow me to get some inches for my weak 5'2 height. im not even getting upset whenever i get misgendered im more simply. dumbfounded. cos i always go with my most masc outfit at work and it's still noooot enouuuugh aough

#smh #i knooow i don't have the customer service voice anymore it's soon to be my 4th month here im fully comfortable now #and they're not clients just ppl i help out so it helps with not trying to get into customer service mode #ANYWAY i do think that my voice has gotten better....... but smth i still “”“wrong”“” ig #i wouldn't care abt passing but at my job i actually do </3333 im too happy that i get to be me even tho my legal papers haven't changed #it's not a bad thing to not pass 100% of the time. and comforming to cis ppl's expectations of gender isn't the right move but #</333 it's at my job man i want to have a not so terrible time so i don't care abt not wearing whatever i like #cos i don't have a full collection of shirt for nothing i actually like my will graham looking ass wardrobe</3333

[starlitwishes]

@primowishes

((And on this day, I started to kinda ship it--))

#ooc #Enemies to Lovers??????? H e l l o ? ? ? #Not entirely seriously shipping but honestly you know how it goes with Crack Shipping-- #one minute it's a joke and the next-- #fndjklgnkjgnfkgnkfdlgs #Wrenn vc: STAB ME BITCH #me: O h are they in love now???? #<--- for legal reasons this is a joke #the shipping isn't fully a joke tho