Thinking about human!Techno being used as literal bait by a bunch of vampire hunters. He's not a hunter himself, they just use him to pspsps the vampires over and ye sometimes he loses a lot of blood but it's fine right people make new blood all the time it's fiiineee
Until it's not fine and the vampire hunters leave him to die because he's outworn his usefulness and then vampire!Phil comes by and is just like "you good mate?" and ends up turning him
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Stats tag game
Thanks for the tag @luciechat 💜
I'm actually mainly gonna keep this RC/Andor specific cause that's my current fandom but I'll sprinkle in one or two ZK, why not.
most hits (2,400): Synchronous Scars | That's my longest fic in this fandom so far and still ongoing so not too surprised by this! (A RebelCaptain Andor AU).
fewest hits (204): After Narkina 5 | Just a little snippet I wrote about Cassian experiencing a few post-Narkina firsts. It's short and no ship content so it makes sense the hits are low, but I am genuinely proud of this one which is so rare for me.
most kudos (135): Synchronous Scars again!
fewest kudos (24/67): Also After Narkina 5, but depressingly As a Shadow (my ghost!jyn fic) also has very few kudos and that fic has a lot of my soul in it so wish that was a bit higher tbh 🥲
most comments (81): Synchronous Scars. But As a Shadow isn't far behind.
fewest comments (5/7): After Narkina 5 and B2EMO's Core Function (my beloved) are close on this!
most bookmarks (17): Scars again.
fewest bookmarks (0): After Narkina again! Surprsingly As a Shadow is next after that though (with 8, vs my B2EMO fic with 10) 🤔
most words (135,191): The Element of Change, my pride and joy during my time in the zutara fandom. I do intend to finish it one day, but man... That's a lot of words.
fewest words (855): After Narkina again. But maybe some of my drabbles are shorter?
I'm tagging (no pressure) @gaygingersnaps @lunapascal @youhavereachedtheendofpie and @frostbitepandaaaaa
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Last Line Tag Game
Thanks for the tag @startanewdream and @sybill-the-seer!
Imma do TWO cuz they are LITTLE. Looking over all my last line stuffs, I realize that a thing I often do is end with the delivery of a short phrase from one character to another.
Number One, from Visit (McGonagall POV in second person, missing moment one day after the Third Task in Goblet of Fire):
You promise.
And Number Two, from Unfinished (Fat Friar chats with Harry soon after the Battle Of Hogwarts):
"Because I wasn't finished, either."
Tagging @broomsticks, @incalculablepower, @indihpblog, @mumka-fanfic, @bettysgarden12, @youllstillfindst0ne, @yletylyf , and anyone else who feels inspired to bless us all with a lil tasty snippet.
ETA oh wait oh fuck it was meant to be the last line of a WIP, but I have no last line of a WIP that I'm willing to show daylight. Tagged humanz, do as you will.
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I’ve still been crap at remembering to take screenshots, but 1.19 is out, I have at last acquired mud, and I built me a 1st attempt at a Yoda house.
This crack in a savannah has been enlarged somewhat with all of the 13 or so TNT I’d found in various loot chests. Lots of fun. Will need to make more. I spawned on an edge of this crack, in the middle of a village. I’ve never had that happen before.
I like this world a lot so far, but 1.19 (and 1.18, for that matter--dang expanded height/depth limits) is definitely hard on my RAM.
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FINALLY some good fucking feature ideas from the tumblr devs. tamagotchi renaissance now
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literally fuck companies that don't want their employees to act "unprofessional" in front of customers. I'm at a five guys rn and the employees here are joking around calling orders back and forth to each other and saying things in weird voices and laughing with each other while they work. Someone just came in for their shift while I was waiting for my food and was greeted by the whole kitchen with a secret handshake lookin thing. It was so silly and cute I love seeing ppl have fun at work and I know my food's gonna be bomb bc the ppl there are having fun with each other. Let employees be people and friends and have fun what is the issue!!!!
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its 4/20 please take some time to remember everyone that has died / been incarcerated / lost any chance at a normal life for your right to smoke ur fuckin mids.
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New Meme Alignment Chart came to me in a fit of Mania this morning. Have fun kids!
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