#thats something he would totally do

[northlt]

Imagine Sirius just pretending he can’t see Orion and Walburga after Regulus comes out as trans because he keeps insisting that they’re TRANS-PARENT

#NO BUT THATS SOMETHING HE WOULD TOTALLY DO #marauders #regulus black #sirius black #marauders era #hogwarts #dead gay wizards #sirius kinnie #zeppazariel #the marauders #crimson rivers #dead gay wizards from the 70s #ftm trans #marauders headcanon #jegulus #james potter #sirius orion black #orion black #reggie: oh and also i’m gay as fuck for james potter walburga: shocked pikachu face #walburga black

[oh-wow-im-still-here]

Mxtx was so sexy for having shen qingqiu experience the shen jiu flashbacks and still deciding to dislike him. Don't get me wrong I eat up all those awesome fanfics and headcannons of them having some sort of positive relationship like it's breadsticks, but sy!shen qingqiu's canon perception of shen jiu is just so juicy!

Like, you die, you die cursing and screaming some trashfire novel but wake up in your least favorite character's body. But he's not a character anymore, you eventually find out and accept that you and everyone around you is real. This body is real and so was the person who had it before. This body was theirs but now its yours. This body has done real horrendous things to real people that you care about. Some omnipotent system inside you is encouraging and coercing you into doing similar horrendous acts this body would have done, what it used to do. This body is not yours but now it is and now you have to live with it knowing you have to act out this body's role. Hurt your loved ones, distance yourself from your comrades, die a painful death. That is what this body was meant for, this was the original owner's fate, live with it. You are now one of the only people in the whole world that intimately knows how that man was the way he was and why he did the things he did. But that does not make it better, you feel pity, some sort of regret for how things could have been, but you cant forgive and forget because you hate him. You hate the character who turned out to be a man. You hate the man that used to own this body. You hate this body that's yours but not really yours. You hate your role, this narrative, this world, your future circumstances. Your actions of self preservation that have caused great harm. And ultimately, you hate yourself.

#hate is strong strong word but you get what im going for #i find it fascinating that when sqq does something hurtful or jerky he blames the original flavor sqq in him. #he starts trash talking sj but really hes being hard on himself #i also think its incredibly human of him to continue to disliking sj after seeing his past. i think thats so cool!! #because thats what we would do in his situation! “aww you had a bad childhood? that sucks but you hurt someone i cared about.” #“sorry that happened to you but also screw you” #gosh i love sqq so much i want to study him like a bug #sorry if this post doesnt make sense or is not totally accurate. i dont have book 3 on hand rn. #svsss #shen qingqiu #shen jiu #shen yuan #scum villains self saving system

[waywardsalt]

thinking about how wind waker link’s first adventure had him controlling the winds to get around, it being his biggest strength in braving and traversing the seas, and in his next adventure he finds himself on a ship that does not at all require the wind for anything

#idk. like. even if link had the wind waker in ph. it would kinda be totally useless #just some thoughts #loz #legend of zelda #link #wind waker #phantom hourglass #i have yet to play wind waker properly but i think a lot about the differences between ww and ph #in terms of links experiences. like in ph realistically he has little control in where they go. its not his ship #he marks the path and mans the cannon but thats all he likely knows how to do #and hes only allowed to manually steer one time as far as we can see #idk. thoughts. i got ph on the mind and made this connection earlier idk if its anything #i like the idea of his ph adventure being a massive change insofar as… hes not some hero of courage he was just there in time #if that makes sense? ik he doesnt have the spirit of the hero of w/e and hes not specifically chosen #but its scaled back a lot in ph anyone technically couldve stepped up and did what link does #hes not alone he constantly has a fairy tagging along hes got a larger group of constant companions #idk what im trying to get at. maybe im brainstorming link ideas #salty talks #maybe the idea of link kind of wanting to feel needed after ww. if that makes sense. hes afraid of being useless to someone #something like that. he doesnt really want to go back to just being the kid the gods didnt pick bc he feels like. #hm. playing the hero in ww made him feel needed but it also terrified him and that feeling of being needed helped him combat that terror

[xxcherrycherixx]

Blondie walking into the room to see cupid lounging completely naked on her bed scrolling through hextagram:

Cupid noticing her and moving to wave, her boobs now fully on display: blondie! You’re back early :D whats with that look?

Blondie:

Blondie: dexter would have never survived dating you.

Cupid: what

#ever after high #blondie lockes #c.a cupid #dexter absolutely dodged a bullet he would have been a wreck #‘cmon dex! i want another round ;) ‘ #dexter crying ‘i cant- i physically cant go anymore- its been TWO HOURS cupid i cant go again 😭’ #‘thats fine!’ dexter has hope at cupids words ‘really? youre fine with it’ #cupid nods excitedly ‘yeah! its totally fine! we can just switch positions so im fucking you instead! so you dont have to get it up :D’ #‘wait what- what do you mean- oh. oh thats a dick.’ #dexter frowns as he notices something ‘why does everyone including my gf have a bigger dick than me?’ #dexter could not handle any of cupids constant nakedness or lust #meanwhile blondie is a total freak who is honestly a lil disappointed if cupid isnt naked and ready to go the moment she comes home #lets put it this way: #if dexter walked in tge bedroom to see cupid with even just basic bondage- he would be out of there. #if blondie walked in the room to see cupid as a literal bear with a dick- she would be undressing already. #im sorry i slipped in a bear cupid sex joke #silvers posts just reminded me of it so i have it on the mind 😭 #DAMN YOU BEAR CUPID

[perenlop]

sorry to harp on this but i think long video essays have become this thing that people decide that they don't like personally, and like that's alright, but for some reason they have to justify that dislike by making it a moral discussion rather than something that just comes down to preference and not all of those videos being well made. like you can't just say "i don't like quinton reviews or hbomberguy cause their vids are too long and that's just not for me" you gotta say "quinton reviews and hbomberguy are DISGUSTING people for forcing their audience to watch HALF ASSED CONTENT and oh they just want your MONEY and they're not ARTISTS they don't CARE about you and they're scammers and-"

#like one thing ill agree on is that these would do well with transcripts if people want to get in on them but dont want to watch #which i totally agree on. like i dont like audiobooks or ebooks i prefer to read physical copies cause i process them better #but you dont see me waging war on audiobooks cause i have a hard time processing spoken words with no visual over written ones #because thats a me thing and its the opposite for plenty of people #sorry actually we have to cancel every podcast ever made because they have no visuals and i cant listen for that long #im passionate abt this cause people will harass these creators and call them disgusting freaks with no talent or substance #and like. its super uncalled for??? like their worst crime is that some of the analysis feels unnecessary #you cant even say quinton reviews is just summary either bc he goes into merch and the climate around the shows #idk like. you dont need an ethical reason to not like something. you can just not like something and leave it at that #echoed voice

[king-calycanthus]

After everything is over, the Byers-Hopper family decides to have a do-over of the spring break family dinner night. Jonathan notices Murray noticing Will and Mike and he’s absolutely not letting his little brother get Murray’d at the dinner table. His knee-jerk reaction is to speedrun a sexuality crisis right then and there because he needs to fall hopelessly in love with Argyle immediately to redirect Murray’s attention so Will doesn’t get outed in front of everyone. And maybe it’s suspiciously easy to fall in love with Argyle, but he can worry about that once Will is no longer in peril…

#i just feel like this is something he would do #nothing is off the table when someone brings his little brother into things #even if will is totally capable of handling things himself jonathan's older brother instincts overpower all reason #and when murray points out how argyle clearly reciprocates the feelings #jonathan is like ??? because argyle isn't acting any different than normal and... oh. right. well then. #im not pro or anti murray (bc i know thats a big debate i keep seeing) but he's a fun plot device i can use for my evil schemes #jargyle #jonathan byers #argyle stranger things #wait does he not have a last name???? what. how did i miss that?? #caly's ramblings

[felidaefatigue]

genuinely pondering what i actually want to do for the next 50 years because im pretty sure life is going to become... Not unlivable in the sense of humans cease but so completely and utterly Not This that i feel like any goals need to be achieved asap if they rely at all on global systems

#honestly if it wasnt such a horrifying thing to do to a living being id seriously debate having a kid now lmao like Thats How Bad #purely for the science of the process fascinates me #which OBVIOUSLY IS NOT A GOOD REASON and thus No on top of all of the MANY MANY MORE reasons of NO #but like if there ever was a cut off time it would be noe #now #lowkey kinda makes me sad its such a hard no too cause as much as i dont want to raise a human i think my partner would be amazing at it #like if we lived in boomer era but less misogynistic and i could have one n he just like does the rest i could live with that level of risk #LOL still fucked up methodology for offspring but like THERE IS 1 AND ONLY 1 timeline that id be cool with it #and this is not that timeline #but also ik it hurts him too likes hes on the same page of haha not in this reality thats fucked up but he Totally Would otherwise #ANYWAYS thats not even the whole point #just like. general. #like if i want to just go build a house or something and empty my savings. #just any wild dream #cause i gebuinely do not know if money is going to be a stable concept much longer

[jvzebel-x]

🦋

#so the hospital group that diagnosed my stroke as an anxiety attack&let me sit in their er for roughly five hours is in the news #bc body cam footage came out showing them having called the police on a patient who was 'refusing to leave' #despite the fact that he 'had no medical reason for being there'. #he had ODd&they had given in narcan. he was also homeless. so all the actual rules about watching a patient post resus #went out the window in favor of calling police&being incredibly cruel about it. #the man died at the police station. where they took him bc they looked him up&he had bench warrants. #they couldn't process him bc he was totally unresponsive. they tried tho. best believe they tried. #&when they had to explain why they were didnt try to get him medical help they released the body cam footage. #prob the only time they didnt throw tantrums over it too seeing as it successfully shifted the blame. #the hospital has had to apologize publically for the 'failure' on their part. #i cant even put my feelings into words. #ive said it once ill say it every fucking time learning medicine was not&is not hard. its not worthy of special note. #its something you do bc you care. &if thats not the case i hope you die of the medical neglect you would force onto those #who come to you for fucking help. #pathetic. absolutely fucking pathetic. #i might not ever be able to work in traditional medicine but w stories like these why the fuck would i ever want to? #why would i ever want to be associated w willful fucking murderers? bc thats what medical neglect from a medical pro at their work is. #fucking murder.

[crypt1dcorv1dae]

So is riz gukgak canonically aroace or is he JUST canonically ace bc let me tell you a lot of his struggles are DISTINCTLY very much aro feels (as an aro person) so even if he's not CANONICALLY aromantic, I know in my heart that he ABSOLUTELY IS

#like... his fears of all his friends finding people they like more than him (in a romantic partner) and him being left behind??? #thats aro baby #like i know the feeling can absolutely overlap with ace struggles too (relationships are way harder when ur ace) but its def a big aro thing #also him feeling the need to lie about dating someone instead of just lying about like... kissing.. or ''doing it'' as he would say? #thats aro baby!!!!!! #his fear and lies manifested as a ''romance partner'' not just as a person who he would have possibly ''hooked up'' with #that boy is aroace and i will die on that hill #he has QPP feels about fabian too. not in a ship way but like a ''what they have is very special'' way if that makes sense #theres something so special about a goblin boy and his best friend (who is loath to admit is his best friend but he totally is)

[gingerbreadmonsters]

gahhhh. im sure it doesn't sound like it most of the time, but wow my degree is so cool and fun 🥰🥰

#yes it is painful sometimes and yes it is lots of hard work and frustration #but like....... isnt it so cool to find out why the world became the way it is #how people in the past were like us and also so totally different #through the right lens human history is both the ultimate tragedy of a self-obsessed power hungry cannibalistic species #and also the greatest funniest soap opera of all time #stories upon stories #i will be very honest with u i was kind of scared when i started that i had chosen the wrong degree #what if its not as fun at uni as it was at school - what if its actually way too difficult and i end up hating it #but ykw?? im so glad i chose this #(for those who may not know i am a history student) #idk man i just wish more people knew how cool and funny history is sometimes #plus the sorts of ways this degree encourages u to think are VERY useful (esp nowadays) #'always question everything' is the motto and wow it is very enlightening to live like this #where has this info come from - can i trust them? why are they telling me this? what do they want? is it even true? how do they know this? #does this info fit with what i already know? why? what do other people say abt this? does this imply something about the wider context here #look me in the eye and tell me thats not the most important ingredient for being online nowadays #(except for block and move on. that one is supreme we all know that) #if u are not so into history i would encourage u to have a little look at some of the cool stories that are there i think u will like them #one of the funny (and very gory) ones that i would recommend is the life and especially death of maximilian robespierre #he was alive during the french revolution in the late 1700s and the way he dies is fucking hilarious when u know whats going on #i have actually talked abt this a lot on discord bc i think its funny - much to the annoyance of everyone else in the server lol #another one from that time is napoleon's coup and the removal to saint-cloud #the power struggles of the GMD and CCP in china in the early-mid 20th century are also v interesting if u like that sort of thing #this has all come about bc i was reading an account today of the marriage of alfonso vi of leon and castile and princess zaida of seville #and wow i have a lot of thoughts about it #theres no way to tell if they were really in love or not and if so how much #but idk something about it is very sweet and very sad to me #she the daughter in law of the muslim king of seville and supposedly falls in love with the christian king alfonso - she converts #to christianity so she can marry him but they are only together for a short time - she dies a few years later in 1093 giving birth to their #son sancho alfonsez (who is killed in 1108 at age 15) and she's buried at alfonso's favourite church (technically an abbey but ykwim)

[reconnecting]

rambling dont mind me

#thinking about how the difference between me n my other indigenous friends is like a border or two #thats it #and how that really just can totally remove everything i have to say from relevancy with other indigenous people #like my yukayeke vs my cousins tribe n clan #function completely differently #which makes sense like we're ages apart #literally different countries and opposite sides even if we werent #but i think like #as soon as you get south of the border the 'rules' that northern dudes have made kinda stop applying how you think they do #like my cousin is metis and taino because theyre my cousin #or more theyd be a part of my yukayeke if theyd learn about it i guess is more accurate like #its a bit more complex than how im saying it but yk #but i cant be part of their clan or tribe #which mind you is FINE like its not a bother or anything like that and i dont necessarily even know if id join given the choice #but i find it really interesting like #something about the timezone of when you got colonized and where that border is really changed us #i dont think we need to be this divided in our views is kinda the other thing but also i think that we currently need how certain things ar #like how theyre different #just in order to deal with the surrounding population of people #like shit my boyfriend's family would NEVER admit theyre indigenous even though he wants to reconnect #whereas white cherokee grandma is a whole thing here #well excluding the aztecs but his family considers them dead so im not counting that rn #versus like my taino ass #we're having a whole resurgence of people trying to be proud of their blood in puerto rico #its a HUGE thing to say 'oh fuck we're not dead' like its a MAJOR event thats been happening for the past few years #and its great! its like actually fantastic! #and i really GENUINELY hope it doesnt end up with our yukayekes becoming even more closed off #i hope it ends with 'youre taino? come learn then.' and then we learn #because fuck if i dont love my people but fuck if im not sick of people claiming shit for fun too #idk

[reindeer-dad]

{{ 👫Do they display affection in public? What about in private? }}

My Muse in a Relationship ?s

Yep. One of Rudy's love languages is physical touch, but it doesn't mean he goes overboard with the PDA. Besides hand-holding and wrapping his arm around his partner’s waist, he may even be caught doing the oh-so scandalous display of... leaning his (anterless) head on his partner's shoulder!

GASP! Get a ROOM, you two! /sarcasm

Oh yeah, and he'll smooch his partner under the mistletoe, citing "Mistletoe Law."

In private, he’s not overly cuddly, but he likes expressing his affection with kisses and caresses. Little things, like stroking their cheek, brushing their hair out of their face, and squeezing and rubbing his thumb over his partner’s knuckle while holding their hand.

#huds speaks [ ooc memes answered ] #story-magic #random deer facts that will make your jaw drop! [ about reindeer dad ] #i added a detail in an rp response writing carol long ago #mentioning that rudy would come into her home office while shes working #and give her shoulder rubs #cuz thats totally something he would do

[todayisafridaynight]

Loved the essay, and it had a lot of thought provoking truths. Mine was an amazing character and I miss him dearly everyday 🥺 I still need to check out the story with Hamazaki and him.

But geez, Hamazaki was suspiciously fixated on Majima's relationship with Kiryu and the "Heeeeey what if Kiryu-san became the new chairman, Mine? Would that be fucked up or what 😳" just leaves me feeling ???? Like, what did he know, why them specifically, h u h.

mine IS such an amazing character, if not at least an incredibly interesting one to examine and think about. i love him dearly and while i miss him everyday, i can’t even imagine what the yakuza series would look like if he did survive Y3 and became a reoccurring cast member...

as for hamazaki’s fixation on kiryu, while i know the rggo stories were written after the mainline games, after reading the one i linked beforehand hamazaki at least has a personal reason to target kiryu so much and try to goad others into pouncing on him. but removing rggo’s existence, the most i can wager is that it’s nothing particularly personal, it’s just that hamazaki’s aware of kiryu’s popularity and strength and wants to try to turn people against him so hamazaki has a better shot at becoming chairman

#snap chats #hamazaki saying as much to mine especially tells us he wants kiryu out of the picture #i cant remember when the rggo story takes place but either way im willing to bet eveyrone's aware of mine's devotion to daigo #so by hamazaki reminding mine that daigo's position could be threatened by the likes of kiryu #it's more likely than not that mine would do what he could against kiryu to preserve daigo's status #of course at this point during that flashback daigo's status isn't exactly perfect but it's not totally fatal #so on hamazaki's end it was a bit of a gamble: get kiryu out of the picture and hopefully daigo would follow suit and not recover #of course things dont exactly turn out well for hamazaki either huh #it is a wonder why hamazaki tries to have majima go against kiryu though #i feel like just as everyone's aware of mine's devotion to daigo everyone should be aware of majima's faithfulness to kiryu #a weird move to be sure BUT oh well #ngl i really liked hamazaki- if not cause Y4 somehow made me like him lmao #i guess it was nice to see a character be able to redeem themselves for once- yk before like. immediately dying afterwards #but im getting off topic lmao thank you for the ask im glad you liked my essay :) i'll happily write another one if prompted or whatever lol #me answering this ask is such funny timing though in regards to the first half #i was JUST talking to my brother and theorizing what the yakuza series woulda been like had mine lived #thats definitely something i wanna try writing or at least looking into at some point #but... Say It With Me Now.... i gotta replay Y4 first LMAOOO #I DONT REMEMBER ANYTHING THAT HAPPENS IN Y4 #ughhh i keep saying ill replay it but i never do #i wanna draw something quick so lets see... #no i dont think i can play it tonight i told my sister i'd pack her lunch tomorrow #i guess after that i can.... we'll see i'll end this post now tho im rambling lmao

[cherry-shipping]

when i get excited like over star trek and stuff and feel like such a lame weird pathetic idiot (what kinda freak squeals and nuzzles and kisses their phone while looking at pictures of a character from a bad 60s scifi show, anyway?) pretty much the only thing that gets me through it without feeling like shit is imagining that someone out there (read: f/os) would get happy from seeing me so genuinely happy and excited about something. esp cause i dont get that way about a lot of stuff anymore, so like. Maybe Perhaps My F/os Who Love Me Would Find Joy In Seeing Me Happy About Stuff. maybe.

#cherry chats #i was on a cute funny star trek/spirk blog spree earlier it made me so unbearably giddy and excited i felt totally lame about it #then i was like …….. Maybe. sans would get warm and happy at seeing me so happy about something like i do with him and stuff. #like maybe to him thats even more enjoyable than whatever were doing at the time. bc he thinks im cute and good and when im happy hes happy. #or SomeThing #bleeehhh i dunno i just think itd be nice to mean that much to someone LOL #im goin 2 bed tomorrow when i get home i need to design an outfit for a cosplay then ill draw a silly comic w sans #like one of the low effort doodle ones cause motivation be damned. im sure itll come back to me eventually (lie)

[tedhugheshater]

i had a dream with gerard. i miss it already and i just woke up

#so #i was in mcdonalds with my best friend and my bf. and they were saying that gerard was upstairs with some fans #but i didnt want to go upstairs and bother him or sum. so i just go and look for a table (were not actually tables and were school desks) #and in the second row i see him sitting there totally alone. he was like tbp era yk and he looked at me and idk what we talked #so i sit next to him and we start talking. but wait we are not talking like face to face which would be the obvious thing to do bc hes next #to me -we were talking via twitter. like he tweeted something snd i answered and so on. i dont remember exactly what he was saying but it #was very gerardesque bc in my dream i went like god hes really back on twitter this IS gerard. at a moment a fee fans were also answering #to his tweets obvs and there was like a conversation between me and g and the fans made comments and casually joined every now and then #we were joking with him ablut blood and he said something smong the lines 'i havent listened to all of my songs in some time but you guys #sound as if you listened to all the vynils and then consumed them with ur mouth and swallowed them' normal clearly #they bother him (friendly bc he isnt bothered) with saying shit like haha u r a kinky bitch and thats when he says that #and he says he doesnt even remember what he said in his songs because 'i have written so much' but that he does remember not writing about #girlhood and being a woman -he was joking. so i answer 'gerard. gerard. look me in the eyes' and say abt the times he sang abt girlhood #and i mentioned revenge and not that kind of girl and he laughs like uuuhh u got me i was just joking hehehe. then we continue talking but #now face to face. i ask him what he thinks about argentina (im argentinian and in the dream he was here) and he says he likes it a lot bc #1. its small (????? we are literally the 8th biggest country but okay??? i think he meant like buenos aires is very. narrow streets and cool #like the way its built its weird and unique) and 2. its the only place in the world where it frels like its still the 90s #i know we talked some more but i dont remember by now. next thing i know i am with my mother saying i need her to give me money #because they were playing a concert that night and she was like i cant #and i think i was like damn okay ill ask gerard themself if i can do it free if i go with them but then i woke up #rad. the first part felt very real btw #then i was just showing symptoms of illness and being chrinically online /j #but yeah. that i guess. i never remember when i dream eith him #music #mcr #emo #gerard way #we didnt even eat at mcdonalds we were just sitting there

[modestmints]

i like ace soooooooo much if only i werent so crazy violently possessive then maybe they would like me too but alasWE ARE NOT DOING THIS AGAIN WE ARE NOT DOING THIS AGAIN WE ARE NOT DOING THIS AGAIN WE ARE NOT DOING THIS AGAIN WE ARE NOT DOING THIS AGAIN WE ARE NOT DOING THIS AGAIN WE ARE NOT DOING THIS AGAIN WE ARE NOT DOING THIS AGAIN WE ARE NOT DOING THIS AGAIN WE ARE NOT DOING THIS AGAIN

#i straight up got permission to have yandere ace headcanon from their creator.i mean not directly bc it was in response to an anon i sent #but still they said go for it or whatever and guess what my brain STILL wont fully believe that maybe they wouldnt mind my insanity #thats my best friend.......they wouldnt hate me for something as silly as not allowing anyone to be closer to them than i am............... #and being constantly overbearing and obsessed with them in a totally not-creepy way that best friends normally are......................... #and maybe kinda sorta killing their childhood friend who probably had a crush on them.................................... #friends do that all the time right! its fine! its totally fine totally normal we're all good here! #tobi.txt #shoutout to my childhood bestfriend who was mean to me and ended up abandoning me and i was obsessed with anyways You made me like this /hj #known that guy since preschool and i think he always thought i was below him for some reason and he ended up leaving me for the kp/op kids #but still i forgive him for everything and if he wanted to be my friend again id be his bestie again in a heartbeat.Im normal #id do anything if it meant he would be my friend again rlly.and maybe be a lil nicer to me and put me down a lil less but either way. #what are u talking abt im not still a little obsessed with my childhood bestie.i promise #WELL acie is my bestie now and im even obsesseder with them AND ideally they would treat me much more kindly So<3