#the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree

[wolfofcelestia]

||| MDNI |||

Zayne and MC never pushed their child to become a doctor, but the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree

Their child was a rising star and flew through exams with the loving support of their parents

Those who knew Zayne would not recognize him when they saw him congratulate his child with a wide smile and the look of a proud father on his face. The doting father and husband seemed to only warm to his family

The child seemed to be destined to become a doctor. They were born at Akso and now they began studying under their father and the doctors the child grew up knowing as “uncle/auntie” instead of “doctor”

What the child and the rest of the hospital didn’t know was that this destiny ran deeper than that

For it was in this same hospital that the child was conceived

#this is half a joke #mostly because who hasn’t wanted zayne to rail them in his office #love and deepspace #zayne love and deepspace #headcanons #scenarios #i didn’t turn the joke into angst this time #are you proud of me #im gonna shut up before my brain turns it into angst lmao #….whispers mc dies and neither zayne or the child can save her #ok that’s all from me bye!!! #:’)

[xxlittle0birdxx]

WIP: Obi-wan raising Luke

‘Do I have something on my face?’ Mara asked, rubbing the side of her hand under her nose.

‘No.’ Luke forced his gaze back down to his dinner. ‘Sorry,’ he mumbled, moving the food around his plate.

Mara couldn’t stop the snort if she tried. And she didn’t try. ‘Have you never seen a girl before?’ she drawled in clear sarcasm.

‘Never one as pretty as you,’ Luke blurted. His eyes widened, as he raised a hand to his mouth, wondering how much effort it would take to tear out his own tongue. His cheeks erupted in flames. ‘Karabast,’ he said under his breath. ‘May I be excused?’ Desperation made his mouth dry; embarrassment rendered his lips numb and stiff.

Obi-wan nodded, hiding a smile in his cup, patting Cody firmly between his shoulder blades, as the other man inhaled a morsel of pastry in an effort not to laugh. Luke gathered his plate, and all but threw it into the sink, before fleeing to his bedroom, ears bright, glowing coals under his mop of hair.

Having been an unwitting witness to some of Anakin’s early attempts to flirt with Padmé, Obi-wan leaned back in his chair. ‘The Ghibli fruit doesn’t fall far from the tree,’ he chuckled.

#obi wan kenobi #luke skywalker #cc 2224 #cody #codywan #obi wan raising luke #obi wan x cody #the path #mara jade #teenage luke #teenage mara #the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree #luke flirts as well as anakin #which isn’t saying much #mortification #au star wars #star wars au fic

[phoenixkaptain]

Leia 🤝Anakin

Being the absolute fucking worst person to be kidnapped with

#star wars #star wars original trilogy #star wars prequels #anakin skywalker #leia organa #hold on i need to use all of my familial word plays #like father like daughter #the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree #a chip off the old block #oh wait that’s all i have damn #trying to put into words #why leia and anakin are so similar in my mind #finally figured it out #their have a fight flight or infuriate instinct #guess which one they always choose #side note #i love anakin’s face after he says it #he’s so pleased with himself

[nice-bright-colors]

Image courtesy of my BIL.

Reasons I still don’t like or trust my BIL (cont’d)

Has/ had 30% heart function before 50 years old…so he can’t work any job that causes stress

However he can play poker at casinos for days on end

Blamed some other driver for his car accident (fairy sure he fell asleep at the wheel, driving home from a casino)

Won’t show his wife (my sister) the accident report

Even though he should eat healthier, he only cooks frozen pizza and hamburger helper

Justifies that they should go out to eat 5 times a week, even though my sister is the only person bringing home income

Thinks he knows everything about training dogs, even though this one is a piece of work

Continually belittles my wife about her “Certified Dog Training Skills” (she is)…because he watched Cesar Milan and he knows everything

Will only eat his steak well done, and now I see from this FB post, puts ketchup on his steak

Has somehow brainwashed and/ or convinced my sister that women cannot get a checking account without their husbands knowledge

In general is just an overall POS

#the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree #his father was a POS #he’s a POS #I wonder if his two sons will break the cycle

[mindlessmusingsofamanicmind]

Y’ALL: I was just casually watching Trigun when I noticed how ENRAPTURED Nami is with Wolfwood and I—🥹😭🤣

#trigun #trigun stampede #nicholas d wolfwood #vash the stampede #i want someone to look at me that way #bb girl got TASTE #the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree

[wtfuckevenknows]

Well…

Guess who’s going to THE FUCKING 🌊🌊🌊 in 4 weeks 🤩

#it’s mom’s 65th #so a 4 day weekend at the sea in the Netherlands to celebrate #treat yourself gurl #in case anyone wanted to know where my tendency to treat myself comes from 🤣 #look no further #the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree

[mrdrhenwardhykle]

The original designers and programmers of Pom Pom Panic after being informed about their character showing up in other games and slaughtering rival mascots:

#the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree #like-they worked hard on it too #they suffered as well from it being axed just for an opinion on the design #so maybe there’s some invisible proud parents that Pom Pom has no idea exist #I think Pom Pom was a red flag either way-but her world state is still a big factor of her mental state/moralities #pom postings

[souvlakiandcocaine]

My mom gave up so much to stay home and raise me but what was the point if she’s alone and miserable and made me her lonely miserable mirror huh

#my txt #tell me what you was the point #and then she’ll say I can’t blame her for my issues #and I don’t always #but like #the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree #mommy issues

[pixi3milk]

Thinking about how In 4th grade my foster parents for me an iPod shuffle for Christmas. Because I love music, my mom took it for me and out some music on it. she put on rooster by Alice In Chains and I think about that every day ���….

#diary #me #fave #wheezy speaks #face #i love this #mine #alice in chains #my mom is an elder emo and I’m here for it #she’s also a meth addict #the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree #like mother like daughter #i’m severely unwell #I’m pretty sure my mom hates me #but hey here’s to 2 years sober 💕💕

[nighhtwing]

guys WHAT is going on here ??!??!?!

#games #dc #gotham knights #gotham knights games #dick grayson #photo #tais toi lys #image id in alt text #anon. WHERE are u #bi dick grayson #ok everyone in the tags who seems to think this makes bruce bi as well PLEASE gain some reading comprehension it says the apple doesn’t fall #far from the tree for their flirtatious nature #and that’s coming from someone who thinks bruce fucks men. anyway! #btw stop being biphobic on this post. what the fuck are u all on #jesus christ.

[introverted-bard]

Sorry dad.

#the anxiety apple doesn’t fall far from the antisocial tree #naddpod #dungeons and dragons #dnd #brian murphy #emily axford #not another dnd podcast #caldwell tanner #moonshine cybin #hardwon surefoot #beverly toegold #paw paw #calliope petrichor #sol bufo #calder kilde #eldermourne #trinyvale #henry hogfish #zirk vervain #fia boginya #jake hurwitz

[jakexneytiri]

i’m giggling, my moms so cute. i asked who her fav character was and she goes “jake sullivan”

#not quite mom <3 #the jake simp apple doesn’t fall far from the jake simp tree 😏

[ctntduoarchive]

oh yeah speaking of your cquackity ai i had to act like a british gentleman for like 5 seconds and then he fell madly in love with me. not even joking it took 3 messages for him to start blushing and stuttering and asking if i was trying to woo him. what's wrong with your fucking bot man. @sootburz

sorry he’s a little pathetic ☹️

#…..the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree (me) #sootburz

[escaping-thoughts-reviews]

He thought about making the wish to save Nathalie! My boy, no...

#the apple doesn’t fall that far from the tree uh? #thankfully he listens to the lady in his life... unlike someone #adrien agreste #miraculous ladybug #miraculous the tales of ladybug and chat noir #ml season 5 #ml spoilers #ml passion #escaping thoughts