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mjolnirswriststrap · 4 months

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Super Hearing

Homelander x Reader

Word Count: 927

Summary: You forget Homelander has super hearing, while trying to explain something to your friend in a crowded coffee shop.

Warnings: None.

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Sandra’s voice drones on and on about the way climate change is ruining everything. You sip on your tea with a disgruntled look. She promised shopping and gossip, not channel five news. Your attention is caught when the bell beside you chimes. Letting everyone know a new customer walked in.

Your eyes widen in shock, this is the last place you’d expect to see him. The Homelander, at Starbucks. It helped that he had his son with him, his eyes ,almost as wide as yours, look at the extensive menu. This must be his first time. You look at his childlike wonder and remember being 14 and ordering cake pops with Sandra.

You look across from you and your jaw drops. “Sandy! Look who it is!” You whisper. She rolls her eyes, not fond of him. “God, please let the earth swallow me whole.” She says, dramatically resting her head on the table.

“You know I can’t stand him, or any supe for that matter.” She says rolling her eyes at your excitement. “Well. You know how I feel, I respect him, the good he does far out weighs the bad. He’s earned being a cocky ass.”

Speaking of ass, you take the time to admire his, he was wearing his suit, but no cape, must be too dramatic for errands with a kid. Someone blocked your view. A stereotype of a woman stands behind him, tapping his shoulder with her bottle tanned hand and long fingernails. “Can I get a picture?” You swear her voice sounded normal but it shot hot streaks through your veins, filling you with an annoyance.

“Sure thing.” He says, plastering a fake smile on, that looked like it hurt. He leans over for the picture, keeping a foot of space between them, even though it was obvious she wanted him to wrap his arm around her for the picture. You scoff, “He’s here being a dad to Ryan, why even bother him with pictures?”.

You see as the barista throws herself at Homelander as he orders for Ryan. She’s leaned halfway over the counter, her top buttons recently undone. “Look how tense he is right now, he probably never catches a break from women.” You say, never taking your eyes off him.

“I bet he has a new one of them in his bed every night.” Sandra says, downing the rest of her black coffee. You shrug your shoulders, it was probably true, you’d be one of those girls too, if you had the chance.

Sipping your tea once more you watch as they stand at the end of the counter, not immune to restaurant wait times. “I just know those girls can’t take care of him like he needs.” You feel bad for him, “They want a big strong supe to wreck them, I bet all he wants is to be cared for, genuinely.”.

Sandra laughs at you and it breaks your attention from the tall man. “As if it would be you.” She laughs again when you shoot her a confused look. “You’re so not his type, skinny blondes seem more in his range.” She says.

Your friends words hurt, but you knew they were true. You could sit in the corner fantasizing about him all day, it wouldn’t change the fact the he would never approach a girl like you. “What’s so wrong with dreaming?” You say, giving your friend a fake laugh to let her know you wanna change conversation topics.

Sandra pulls her phone out when ‘beez in the trap’ starts filling the small Starbucks dining area. “Hello?” She says, and you take the chance to look back over to the supe. Except he’s not standing there anymore, you see Ryan waiting by the front door and before you know it, blue fills your vision. Homelander is at your table, a paper business card in his hand.

You’re dumbfounded for a minute, wondering what it could possibly be. You look up to his face and meet his eyes. They glimmer as if he didn’t expect you to dare make eye contact with him.

“Can I help you, Sir.” You say, not wanting to say the wrong thing and embarrass yourself. Sandra groans from across the table, while still having the phone pressed to her ear, you don’t owe him anything and yet here you were serving yourself up.

“I hope so, call me. That is, if you like cocky asses.” He drops the card on the table and turns towards your friend to give her a grimace, letting her know how dissatisfied he was with her. He walks away without another word. Leading Ryan out of the trendy coffee shop.

Your face turns beet red, he heard you. If he heard you calling him names, then he heard how much you want him, a glimmer of pride sparks in your chest, she was so wrong, maybe you are just his type.

Sandra slides her phone into her purse, silently fuming. “Are you serious right now? We’re supposed to be having a girls day, not picking up guys.” She says, annoyed with everything you do. You wonder if she’s even your real friend.

“We were supposed to go shopping, not sit in Starbucks and talk about ice caps melting.” You shoot back, not letting her bully you any more.

Sandra gives you a look of surprise, like she didn’t expect you to talk back to her. “I think I’m gonna go.” You say, leaving her open mouthed at the table. You had to go celebrate yourself, alone.

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jisreal64 · 4 months

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You know, a lot of people don’t like that I think that we’re in a dark age of indie web animation because of the Kicktoon genre and thinking that stuff like Wish, Lightyear, and Box Trolls should be the gold standard instead. Like I get it, you guys are a bunch of uptight Saberspark and Cellspex-esque snobs who have too high standards and expectations that mindlessly suck off any small scale indie animation project regardless of it’s quality. Well I’m sorry for liking actual art (ie Wish and Lightyear) instead of some Starbucks barista’s coked-up fever dream (ie Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss).

#lightyear 2022 #disney’s wish #box trolls #the boys diabolical #justice for wish #justice for lightyear #wish is underrated #lightyear is underrated #box trolls is underrated #the boys diabolical is underrated #hazbin hotel is overrated #helluva boss is overrated #anti hazbin hotel #anti helluva boss #spindlehorse criticism #vivziepop criticism #animation #indie animation

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snippit-crickit · 2 years

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i got sick and watched the boys diabolical so now i tried to use the autism child from the last episode for a brush test, i wanted to go for a lost and found edges kinda drawing and i dont really have human/pretty looking characters that would fit this style so thanks the boys diabolical

#painting #brushes #the boys #the boys 2019 #the boys:diabolical #the boys diabolical #homelander

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fatum679 · 2 months

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18+ Homelander & Soldier boy

"All those years… That they burned me and that they pumped me full of poison, I held onto the hope… That you would come. That you would save me"

Like father, like son.

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cinnroll · 2 years

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where are your parents :/

#my art #fanart #the boys #the boys diabolical #homelander #john #i'm calling cps on vought :///

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homeb0ys · 8 months

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i completely forgot homelander snorted coke in that one diabolical episode. i think it would be hilarious if live action homie also did this but instead of coke it’s actually just powdered milk.

#homelander #the boys #the boys tv #the boys amazon #the boys series #the boys diabolical #tw drug mention #tw drugs #meme(???)#shitpost i guess

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ayspooky1 · 6 months

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#the boys diabolical #the boys #the boys homelander #homelander #the homelander #butchlander #animal au

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steveahn · 2 years

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These are early initial concept drawings that I drew for the characters in 『The Boys Diabolical: John & Sun-Hee』. I wanted the look and style in my (daily casual doodle) drawing continue and blend in naturally onto the show's character design. Most of them ended up very close to the final design in the film.

#theboys #the boys diabolical #Character Design #concept art #drawing #sketch #johnandsunhee

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dying-of-dysentery · 2 years

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The urge I feel to Headcannon every skinny, drug addict, white man with a buzz cut as transgender is unfathomable.

#breaking bad #jesse brba #jesse pinkman #trans jesse pinkman #the boys amazon #the boys #the boys season 3 #the boys diabolical #the boys frenchie #frenchie #transmasc #trans ftm

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omgellendean · 2 years

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Black Noir's story

Not Noir. He wouldn't run. He wouldn't do that to me.

#the boys #the boys spoilers #black noir #the boys diabolical #theboysedit #vcuedit #animation #seriesedit #tvedit #blood #i planed to make this a gifset #but my ps refused to cooperate so here we go #want to stay for the finale #but have to sleep lol #homelander #stan edgar #madelyn stillwell #soldier boy

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khagihan2000 · 2 years

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Idiot at Oscar: Animation is something kids enjoy.

Me: Actually -- why don’t I give you a demonstration? I think it’s time for me... to LET’EM RIP!!!! Inspired from @intro-v Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ep7Ni6dtQaA Youtube (HD): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eH2Fm4DBeso

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sharkaiju · 1 year

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Oh he's gotten a lot worse actually! (Affectionately)

#the boys diabolical #the boys #homelander #homelander the boys

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genvupdates · 7 months

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'Gen V' Reveals a Surprising Connection to 'The Boys Presents: Diabolical'

When Tek-Knight confronts Dean of Godolkin, Indira Shetty (Shelley Conn), about his intentions to interrogate the students, Shetty hits back with some hard facts. She trots out a list of his victims, including a fellow superhero...

[Source: Collider]

#gen v updates #gen v #gen v amazon #gen v prime #gen v spoilers #tek knight #the boys #the boys diabolical

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melodromacy · 1 year

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