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theamazincactus · 3 months
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FANTASY NARUTO!!!
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madamemachikonew · 5 days
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I hate that every time I hear the expression 'half a day' in casual speech, I am contractually obliged to say 'merely half a day' in the most condescending manner possible.
YouTube recipe video: Let the sponge rest for at least half a day before frosting
Me: MERELY HALF A DAY?
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spankoffski · 8 months
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HAPPY NERDY PRUDES EVE TO ALL THAT CELEBRATE ‼️‼️
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may your beans be cool
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wood-row · 4 months
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i like boots n bombs but engie and soldier have so much more... mph. like i feel like dem and soldier roughhouse but engie and soldier fight. its always a struggle for dominance between those two. soldier rarely wins, and i dont think he really wants to, anyway
something in the way that engie never had a choice so now he demands control. he was always going to work for mann co. he was always going to be the engineer. so i think he needs that control over soldier, even if he has to fight the guy for it.
furthermore i think soldier likes to not be in control but he needs it to be taken away from him first. he needs to be forced into his obedience like a dog i think
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siilverwiitch · 5 months
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If dottore was a spice, he'd be either cocaine or anthrax
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explodingstarlight · 4 days
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WIP drop~
may or may not be working on an Rise AU-ish thing
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circletrapped · 9 months
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i haven’t written fanfiction in about a year and a half but the brain worms are winning so here:
Stormy Seas
Elliott/GN!Farmer
2.3k words
Fluff, no actual hurt but there is comfort
Rating: G
Description: Elliott is definitely not afraid of thunder, so there’s absolutely no reason for you to come to his cabin in the middle of the night for the purpose of comforting him. But since you’re already here, he may as well enjoy your company.
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Crash!
The blinding flash of white light and immediate follow of close thunder jolts you from your sleep. Storms have never particularly bothered you, but the noise interrupted the perfectly fine dream you’d been having. It wasn’t anything particularly unusual or special - you were just taking eggs from your chickens and every time you thought you had finally collected them all, you’d turn around only to find more eggs. You turn over and pull the covers over your head, hoping to muffle the sound of the wind howling and the raindrops clacking incessantly against your windows.
Tick, tick-tick, tic- BANG!
It’s useless. You’re not falling back asleep anytime soon, unless by some divine intervention the storm dies down. You sit up with a sigh, giving a glance around the barely-illuminated room to check for leaks. You can’t help but feel a small amount of triumph at the fact that none of the rain has been able to seep through the roof. You’d been living on your grandfather’s farm for quite some time now, and decided you could at least teach yourself how to do some simple repairs and maintenance to save some money. Profiting from the crops you grow is anything but quick, so every little bit helps. The first time it had rained on the farm the old house was practically flooded, so you took the time to patch the roof yourself. It took quite a bit of trial and error after each storm to get it right, but it looks like the last repairs you made to your roof are holding up well.
Another loud whoosh of wind cuts through the walls of your house and you pull your blankets closer to you to combat the cold. Spring had just begun, but the winter’s chill was stubborn and holding its grasp as tightly as it could. You note that even the empty side of your bed is cold to the touch. It makes you recoil your hand back into the comfort of the heat radiating off your body.
You’d had enough of cold hands during the winter. Since it was far too cold for any worthwhile crops to grow, you’d spent most of your time fishing by the sea. It was brutal, but Willy was a kind man who always gave you a fair price for what you caught and would occasionally share a hot cup of cocoa with you on days when not even your gloves could protect your hands from the bitter chill. It made the beach your favorite place to fish.
That, and the presence of Elliott. You smile to yourself as you remember your first time meeting him.
It was a much warmer day, and you were trying to get the hang of using the rod that Willy had gifted to you as a welcome present. You were ecstatic that something had caught your hook was actually allowing you to reel it in, but the feeling quickly evaporated when a piece of trash emerged from the water. You swore, probably louder than you should have, only to have it met with a small chuckle.
You were ready to swing around and share an obscene gesture with the offender, but stopped in your tracks when you laid eyes on the tall, handsome tree of a man with inexplicably gorgeous long hair.
“At least you caught something. I’d be lucky to hook any sort of junk.”
From that point forward, you made it a point to see him every day. He was easy-going, had the soul of an artist, and took great pride in everything he did. The first time you felt brave enough to flirt with him, the bright blush on his face and the spark in his eye gave away that he was a hopeless romantic. The two of you would spend hours talking to one another on the beach until one rainy day, he wasn’t out there to meet you. You knocked on the door to his cabin and he invited you in with open arms. He told you two things that day that you stored in the back of your mind.
“I’ve never cared for storms like this. I actually feel quite foolish for moving to a house on the beach - the serenity of the water becomes an unbearable battleground in this water. I can never sleep when it rains here, and there’s no way I’d be insane enough to leave the safety of my cabin when it does. I need to watch for leaks and place something to catch the water before it reaches any of my papers.”
And,
“Of course, you’re welcome any time. Though I’d prefer you confine your visits to daylight hours. If my sleep gets interrupted, I tend to be a bit cantankerous.”
After that day, you knew wanted to learn everything about him and be the muse he’d been looking for. And after learning of his affinity for lobster, every single one you caught was gifted to him until the day you handed him a bouquet of flowers with trembling hands. What started as being the most nerve-wracking days of your life became one of the best as he accepted and reciprocated your feelings toward him.
Boom!
The thunder yanks you out of your memories. Poor Elliott, you think, he’s probably tossing and turning with this weather. Or maybe he’s running across his cabin securing his writing from any water that might invade. You look at the clock resting on your bedside table.
1:04 A.M.
He ought to be sleeping at this hour. How could he write or expect to go through the laborious process of styling his hair without getting enough rest?
You brace yourself for a moment in anticipation of the cold before you throw the blanket off yourself as if ripping off a bandage. The chill seeps straight into your bones as you slip on a pair of shoes and pull on a jacket. It offers no protection when you open the door. You hesitate for a moment, wondering if it’s really worth it to walk across the town just to cuddle with your boyfriend. Conjuring the image of his unkempt hair and puppy-dog eyes as he’s struggling to sleep is plenty of motivation.
It’s pitch black outside and the rain isn’t helping, but you could navigate the town in a blindfold at this point - especially the path to the beach. To Elliott’s cabin.
The wind nearly knocks you off your feet a couple times, but you arrive at his doorstep, albeit drenched in rainwater from head to toe. You knock on the door feebly, your hands shaking as they refuse to forgive you for forgetting a pair of gloves.
After a moment, the door opens to the exact sight that was in your mind at the start of your trek.
“For heaven’s sake, get inside!” Elliott gasps, grabbing your ice-cold hand and pulling you across the threshold and quickly shutting the door. His next words bounce between concern and outrage. “You’re soaking! What on Earth possessed you to walk across the town in this weather?! Oh, you’re shivering! What were you thinking? Get out of those wet clothes or you’ll freeze to death! I have some you can borrow. What are you doing here? This is so careless! Are you alright? What were you thinking?”
You hang your coat on a hook at his instruction. While it took the brunt of the rain, the rest of your clothes aren’t exactly dry. Elliott looks up from his dresser and back at you, his brow creasing further and frown deepening.
“All of it,” he demands. You can’t resist.
“Oh, Elliott, I just got here. You’re not even gonna offer me a drink before you get me undressed?”
His furious expression doesn’t change, but a bright blush quickly spreads across his face.
“Are you out of your mind? I ought to cart you off to the clinic this instant to get your brain examined!” He tosses a shirt and a pair of sleep pants to you before turning his back and resuming his fussing in a mutter. “Trudging miles to my cabin in the middle of the night during a thunderstorm and having the gall to immediately flirt with me, you are unbelievable!”
“Sweetheart, I’m joking,” you laugh as you pull off your shirt and replace it with his. You do the same with your bottoms, tugging the strings as tight as they’ll go to make sure they don’t fall off. Despite the muscle you’ve gained from farm work, he’s much taller than you so his clothes hang quite loose. They’re much warmer, though, and they smell like him. You have zero intention of returning them. “Alright, I’m dressed. You can look at me. Even though we’re dating and you could’ve watched me change. I would’ve made a little show out of it for you.”
Elliott doesn’t turn to face you. Your playful smile falls at the thought that he’s actually upset with you.
“Elliott?”
More deafening silence. And rain.
“Elliott, I’m sorry, I just.. I wanted to make sure you were alright. I know you’re afraid of-”
His head whips around and the glare on his face stops you in your tracks.
“I mean, I know you have trouble sleeping when it storms. And sleep is good. I wanted to help you sleep.”
The anger on his face crumbles at last and his shoulders fall as he releases a loud sigh. He walks toward you and brings his hand to your jaw.
“You’re lovely,” he whispers after a beat. “You’re too sweet for your own good. Do you have any idea how much the idea of you getting swept away in the storm scares me? I don’t like to worry about you.”
You let out a small laugh at him. “Swept away? I’m not that small.”
“You know what I mean. I have enough to be strung out over when it storms like this, I don’t want to have another thing to make me pace about.”
You lean forward to give him a quick peck on the lips.
“You know you don’t have to worry about me,” you insist. Elliott pouts at this.
“This is coming from the one who, on multiple occasions, has been found passed out in the mines covered in slime and bat bites? And now you’re galavanting through dangerous thunderstorms? I don’t think I worry about you as much as I ought to.”
You laugh again and take his free hand, slipping out of his grasp and leading him to his bed.
“Well, enough pacing. You need to rest. You know I worry about you not taking care of yourself when you get lost in your writing.”
Elliott gives a half-hearted chuckle as he follows your lead. You release his hand and throw yourself onto the bed. It’s much softer than the one you have at home. The only thing that would make it more comfortable is Elliott. The man is practically a space heater. Before he joins you, he hesitates.
“And for your information, I am not afraid of th-”
Crack!
The yelp escapes him before he can bring his hand to cover his mouth. Combined with the fact that he jumped nearly a foot in the air at the sound didn’t make for a convincing argument. You can’t help the maniacal laughter that escapes you.
“You’re not?” You giggle.
“Enough already,” Elliott huffs as he lays down next to you. You wrap your arm around him and guide his head to bury into your neck. You give him a tight squeeze and he lets out a breath of relief.
“Don’t worry, tough guy,” you coo, “I’ll protect you.”
He grumbles at being patronized but snuggles closer to you. With Elliott in your arms, the racket outside doesn’t sound so bad. It’s almost like music. Even the thunder quiets down, although it still makes Elliott flinch. You almost think he’s actually sleeping until a new sound joins the symphony.
Drip, drip, drip…
“Damn,” Elliott mutters. “I knew it would leak.”
He moves to investigate but you hold him tighter and shush him.
“I’ll take care of it in the morning,” you whisper. “I’ll clean it up for you and help you patch the roof.”
“You can do that?”
“I did it to mine. I figured Robin has her hands full enough, especially after storms like this. I’m happy to.”
“Didn’t know you were a farmer and a handyman.”
“And miner, and fisher, and my cooking is second to none- you’re pretty lucky to have me on your payroll.”
“Payroll? How much is this repair going to cost, then?”
You think for a moment then shuffle so you’re face-to-face with him.
“A thousand kisses.”
“One thousand, eh?”
“Afraid so. Between the materials, the labor, the expediency fee… yup, comes out to a thousand.”
You stare into Elliott’s eyes as you both sit in silence, stupid grins on both your faces.
“You won’t mind if I put down a deposit then?”
“Oh not at all, that’s actually a pretty good ide-” Elliott cuts you off with his lips on yours, peppering short kisses on your mouth, cheeks, and forehead while you giggle from the way his hair is ticking you. He finally comes to rest in the crook of your neck, sprinkling a couple kisses here and there before letting out a contented sigh.
“How’s that? Was that a thousand?”
You hum to feign consideration. “Just about. You can give me the rest if I do a good job tomorrow.”
“That sounds reasonable.”
You plant one last kiss on the crown of his head and feel his arm drape over your side. Thunder crashes outside again, but Elliott doesn’t flinch. You smile to yourself. You don’t doze off until you hear his soft snoring beneath you.
“I love you,” you whisper.
“Love you too, darling,” Elliott mumbles, half-asleep.
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mwebber · 1 year
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if you’re sure it’s what you need
↳ 2751 words, E, seb/mark.
Seb doesn’t feel any pity for Mark, not when she holds onto her contention in the championship by her bared fucking teeth alone, canines locked so hard around her title that the trophy is all but stained with her blood, rivulets of red that spell sacrifice and victory.
(Christian likes to call her dogged. She likes it better than bitchy, even if it all means the same thing.)
tags: alternate universe - always a different sex, alternate universe - canon divergence, always-a-girl!seb, mark is the same, hate sex, vaginal sex, face-sitting, oral sex, denial of feelings
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mothrocks · 24 days
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I'm writing a Good Omens fic that takes after the Hamlet play when Azi goes to Edinburgh. So, as an American with little to no knowledge on British geography, I have been doing my research in regards to how long it would take Azi to get from London to Edinburgh. I also researched horseback riding speed, endurance, etc.
And you guys. Edinburgh is 400+ miles from London. I did the math. Depending on how beefy this horse is and how long Azi can tolerate riding, it would have taken anywhere between 4 and 20 days for Azi to get from London to Edinburgh. Heaven really hates Azi goddamn!!!!
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aecholapis · 2 months
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Ohh, just you wait until I make a Bravern AMV with Bokurano-Uninstall
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loveapologist · 6 months
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He changed his mind.
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Support me on PATREON!
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jovenshires · 7 months
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rewatching the internet lore beopardy and spourtney are sooo sillies in it they mean so much to me.. im "let spencer kiss men" anon but honestly let spencer kiss everybody
ALSO them in the 1 2 switch video omg 💔 literally the sillies ever 😢 sorry the brain worms are getting to me shdbfdjk
TRUST MEEE i have so many feelings ab spourtney in Every General Direction. they are so <333 the 1 2 switch video is one of my faves of theirs it just makes me soft. let spencer kiss everyone indeed!! this is the bisexual agenda!!
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alaraxia · 2 years
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I get my media recommendations the old fashioned way: by watching someone I follow on here go on an unhinged reblog spree of media related content until I eventually decide to go "alright, what's all this then"
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snoopcar · 23 days
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cont. from this
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vixticant · 9 months
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my only reason to ever come onto this site is to absorb everything i can from the narcissist cookbook and then leave
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luna-spacedoodles · 10 months
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thinking about take care of that little boy for me thinking about earth 42 thinking about prowler miles thinking about seeing the worst of yourself thinking about seeing what you have the capability to become for the better or for the worse thinking about forgiving yourself thinking about loving yourself thinking about
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