#the chosen incorrect quotes

[imnotkosmic]

Jesus: Love your enemies!

Simon: Even Matthew?

#christanity #the chosen #incorrect quotes #the chosen tv series #the chosen incorrect quotes #simon peter the apostle #Jesus Christ #matthew the apostle #yes simon even matthew

[multifandomsofficial]

Kidnapper: I have one of you children.

Jesus: Which one? I have twelve.

Kidnapper: The one that argues.

Jesus: Which one? I have twelve.

#marvelfandomsofficial #the chosen #the chosen incorrect quotes #incorrect the chosen quotes

[synfrst]

more meme dump from the chosen 😘 (all created by me)

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[stardust948]

Matthew: I'm not even sure if Simon likes me.

John: What do you mean? Simon would throw himself in front of a moving carriage for YOU!

Matthew: Simon would throw himself in front of a moving carriage for FUN.

#the chosen #the chosen tv series #matthew #john #simon peter #source: tumblr #incorrect quotes #the chosen incorrect quotes #christianity

[getting-used-to-different]

The Zealots: This year, we lost our dear friend, Simon Z

Simon Z: Quit telling everyone I'm dead!

The Zealots: Sometimes I can still hear his voice...

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[heatherslovelythoughts]

Jesus: Why are you two always out during rainstorms? Zee: It’s so peaceful and refreshing. I love the smell of rain. Simon: Matthew bet me I couldn’t get struck by lighting, but they’re WRONG

Zee: I reserve the right to judge a movie based on when it was made, thank you very much. Jesus: You consider anything made before 2000 old and bad. Zee: And I reserve that right! After all…. Zee: I bet you wouldn’t like the average movie made in 1879! Jesus: There were no movies made in 1879. Zee: slams table WRONG! There was ONE movie made in 1879! The first movie! A zoopraxioscope of a horse galloping! Simon: Oooh! Let’s go ask Matthew if he saw it in theatres!

Simon: LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLA--! Matthew: And here we have a capitalist. Jesus: Did you just- Zee: Let us all take a moment to appreciate that all of human history, human language, and the universe itself aligned to make this joke possible.

Zee: Blue M&Ms are the best. Simon: whAT IS THIS SLANDER? Zee: What about it? They are. Simon: I WILL NOT ALLOW SUCH LIES ON MY CHRISTIAN MINECRAFT SERVER! Simon: THE RED ONES ARE THE BEST! Zee: YEAH? WELL YOUR MOM'S A-! Jesus: They're all chocolate inside, the colors don't mean anything. Matthew: I like the yellow ones. Zee and Simon: SHUT YOUR MOUTH!

Jesus: What’s your biggest fear? Simon: That I’ll never be good enough for anyone. Matthew: Everyone hates me and talks about me behind my back. Zee: Zombies. Simon: … Matthew: … Zee: BUT they can open doors.

Jesus: My stomach growled super loud in French. Jesus: I would like to clarify, my stomach did not speak in French. It growled during French cla--. Simon: Bonjour. Zee: Le growl. Matthew: Hon hon hon, feed me a baguette.

Simon: Why do you act like we’re three year olds? Jesus, exasperated: WHY?!? Jesus points at Zee: YOU TRIED TO HYJACK A CAR! Jesus points at Matthew: YOU NEARLY JUMPED 20 FEET OFF A CARPARK! Jesus points at Simon: AND YOU ATE MULTIPLE DRIED LEAVES AND ROCKS OFF THE GROUND! Jesus: AND YOU ASK ME WHY????

Jesus: I have a question. Zee: Shoot. Jesus: Is the S or C in scent silent? Simon: Now I’m going to be thinking about this all day. Zee: Okay well, cent is pronounced the same way as scent so I’m gonna say the S is silent. Jesus: Okay, but sent is also spelled the same way. Simon: Google says that the C was added in the late seventeenth century, so I guess the S is silent. Matthew: Plot twist, both the S and the C are silent and the E actually makes the sss sound. Simon: Matthew is not allowed to talk anymore.

Simon: Zee, keep an eye on Matthew today. He's going to say something to the wrong person and get punched. Zee: Sure, I'd love to see Matthew getting punched. Jesus: Try again. Zee, sighing: I will try to stop Matthew from getting punched.

Zee, Simon & Matthew: screaming Jesus: runs into the room What's wrong, Matthew?! Zee: Wait, why are you asking Matthew that when Simon and I are also here? Jesus: Because Matthew wouldn't scream unless it's an emergency. You two scream whenever you have the chance.

Simon: So, everyone, what does a story NEED? Matthew: A character! Jesus: A setting! Zee, a gleam in their eyes, in a near-whisper: REVENGE.

#The chosen incorrect quotes #the chosen matthew #the chosen simon peter #the chosen jesus #the chosen zee

[octdl-lee]

based on incorrect quote generator

#animator vs animation #animation vs minecraft #ava the chosen one #ava the dark lord #ava #octdlart #art #incorrect quotes

[lilyofthevalleyys]

Marlene: NO IT’S NOT

Sirius: YES IT IS

James: YOU’RE BOTH WRONG

Remus: What now?

Peter: They’re arguing about which part of ABCD is the best

Remus: …What?

James: ABCD IS ICONIC AND THEREFORE THE BEST

Sirius: WXYZ IS THE OUTRO SO IT’S THE BEST

Marlene: LMNOP IS THE BEST PART OF THE SONG

Peter: See?

Remus: That’s a stupid thing to be arguing about

Remus:

Remus: And for the record, Sirius, LMNOP is the best-

#sirius: oh so you have chosen DEATH #no but seriously #LMNOP is literally the best #but anyway remus’ opinion set off another round of arguing #marauders era #dead gay wizards #james potter #sirius black #remus lupin #marlene mckinnon #peter pettigrew #abcdefg #song #marauders incorrect quotes #wolfstar #marlene & sirius #they’re an amazing duo

[foxs0x]

Sweet Sister, My Slaughterkin

I always wonder how Durge feels about Orin. I wonder if he would mourn her in some strange way.

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 fanart #dark urge #the dark urge #bg3 durge #durge #bhaal #fanfiction #the dark urge bg3 #my durge #durge oc #durge bg3 #default durge #canon durge #canon dark urge #dragonborn dark urge #bhaal lore #chosen of bhaal #bhaalspawn tav #bg3 bhaalspawn #temple of bhaal #incorrect bhaalspawn quotes #bhaalspawn #baldurs gate tav #baldurs gate 3 fanfiction #baldurs gate fanart #orin bg3 #bg3 orin

[majosullivan]

[after the events of episode 79]

Pluto: …Lenore, why did Annabel Lee seem so excited to have you pinning her against the wall-?

Lenore: HOW ABOUT WE STOP TALKING FOR A LITTLE WHILE, DARLING

#the reason Pluto and Prospero were chosen to be roommates was because they’re going to be the first people to find out about White Raven/hj #nevermore #webtoon nevermore #nevermore webtoon #pluto nevermore #nevermore pluto #lenore nevermore #lenore vandernacht #annabel lee nevermore #annabel lee whitlock #white raven #lennabel #lenore x annabel #annabel x lenore #incorrect quotes

[incorrect-jedi]

Ezra: You can’t beat us! We have something even more powerful than the force!

Darth Vader: And what might that be?

Ezra: It’s the power...of updog.

Cal: Oh my god oh my god oh my god-

Vader: What is...updog?

Cal: OH MY GOD OH MY GOD-

#kanan's facepalming in the background #star wars #star wars rebels #sw rebels #sw jfo #star wars jfo #jedi fallen order #incorrect quotes #incorrect star wars #incorrect jedi #ezra bridger #darth vader #Anakin Skywalker #cal kestis #queue were the chosen one

[imnotkosmic]

Jesus: Alright, I'm going out and I've left instructions for all of you.

Simon P: But, Rabbi, mine just says "Peter, no."

Jesus: And you can apply that to any situation.

#christanity #the chosen #the chosen tv series #incorrect quotes #the chosen incorrect quotes #Jesus Christ #simon peter the apostle

[multifandomsofficial]

Gauis: I AM VERY PROUD OF YOU

Matthew: You are yelling nice things to me and it’s very confusing.

#marvelfandomsofficial #the chosen #the chosen incorrect quotes #incorrect the chosen quotes

[sticks-without-stones]

ep 1; card game

previous / next

#animation vs animator #animation vs minecraft #ava second coming #avm purple #ava chosen one #ava victim #sticky's incorrect quotes #art tag #canon cast

[stardust948]

Judas: For the last time, your is possessive and you're is a combination of you are.

Simon Peter: My fire.

John: My one desire.

Zee: Believe when I say.

All three: I WANT IT THAT WAY!

Judas: Jesus they're doing it again!

Jesus, getting ready to sing:

#the chosen #the chosen tv series #source: tumblr #the chosen incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #christianity #christian humor

[iifishizzleii]

harry would burn the world for his friends.

hermione would kill anyone for her friends.

ron would take a nap if he weren’t busy making sure neither of them did that.

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