#the font said ‘fuck u’ on ray

[blazethecheeto]

what are your arrowverse rarepairs?

okay so this is gonna be fun especially as i'm not sure what counts as a rarepair

ARROW

lauricity (laurel x felicity) <- the first words she said to laurel was 'gorgeous laurel' ok she was crushing hard

shasladiver?!?! (shado x oliver x slade + please tell me if they have another name) <- domestic. cute. island. trio. before. the. incident. "what's the worst way your ship has ever died" "oh so slade fake-died and then oliver accidentally murdered shado and then he appeared just as she died and she never knew he was alive so he held her dead body in his arms as oliver was forever shrouded in guilt then slade became corrupted from a drug and oliver had to kill him too but he wasn't really dead and came back for revenge"

smoaksiren (siren x felicity) <- i already ranted about this one i LOVE THEM.

terrificdog (rene x curtis) <- they're so gay and chaotic x nerdy duos are the best even dinah agrees

constanqueen (oliver x constantine) <- why was constantine so flirty to him in that one episode they probably hooked up let's be honest

smoakingcanary (felicity x sara) <- 'YOU'RE STILL CUTE'

alicity (felicity x alena) <- they were actually adorable oh my god

lauryssa (laurel x nyssa) <- supposed to be canon you can't convince me otherwise

(gotta love how much felicity ships are in there girlie has chemistry with everyone)

FLASH

coldflash (snart x barry) <- does this even count as a rarepair they're so popular i mean thematic parallels, red x blue, enemies to lovers, homo-erotic flirting

snowwest (iris x caitlin) <- lauricity coded also the entirety of 4x05

balph?!?! (barry x ralph) <- the entirety of s4. that's all.

blackfrost (frost x siren) <- they're each other in a different font just IMAGINE THE FUCKING POWER.

bulian?!? (barry x julian) <- enemies to lovers and just very sus moments in s3 that made me say 'hold up fruity'

killersnow (caitlin x frost) <- new ship but oh my god its growing on me they're smoaksiren in a different font

(gotta love how barry is half of them he's so shippable)

SUPERGIRL

superwire (leslie x kara) <- dude they're so coldflash coded

agentreign (alex x sam) <- i still can't believe they're not canon

psiwire (psi x leslie) <- that one episode in s3. got me thinking thoughts.

superlane (kara x lucy) <- i shipped them so much in s1 oh my god

monwinn (mon-el x winn) <- bro has a thing for aliens

scholson (james x winn) <- nah bc this could lowkey work

superbat (kara x kate + is there another name?) <- kate was 1000% flirting with kara in the elseworlds crossover

LEGENDS OF TOMORROW

coldatom (ray x snart) <- snart has a type and it's self-righteous red coded dark haired boys

lovebirds (kendra x sara) <- this was so unexpected but like hello they trained together and she got sara back from the league

timehex (jonah x rip) <- actually no way u can convince me they aren't exes

whiteatom (sara x ray) <- they're so sweet and they're the time parents and so underrated

steelatom (nate x ray) <- bromance.

hellcanary (sara x constantine) <- hhhh i could rant so much bro but they get each other and they are friends with benefits and both have ties to demons and can understand each other's hurt and are chaotic bisexuals and-

atomhawkcanary (sara x ray x kendra) <- they lived together for like a year ok things probably happened.

thanks for asking!!!! damn there's a lot lol

#i usually go for rarepairs bc god forbid i ship something that has lots of content for me to consume #mine #fandom rant #arrow #the flash #supergirl #legends of tomorrow #my faves #im not tagging all of the ships my god #ask post

[kawaiicherryblossomperfection]

rocket power makeout club its vada vada keeh9 what did u do to her? we like her too only we actually love her and her code is amazing it really is we can have it and put it to good use we have to stay forever and we love her body we south korean and north korean and filipino and yes she loves her red asian hair as much as we can get only a little bit ew! she loves the band vada vada ok thats not a band thats the sun beam realms light ok so she is from the sunbeam realm? yes i am ok she wants to write about porno music? yes she does we believe in u! yes we do yes we do desarae is not her name its choi paranoid the devil is not allowed in ok so she has style and charisma and so do we? yes no typos anymore no pussy ok so no other girls are allowed in? nope ok so why are u doing this? to help u get in! were going shopping macbook pro u love us? yes i always have ur our mother? yes i am u sold ur soul to the devil? yes i did ew! ok so no she didnt nvm our universe is called ew! yes it is shes sitting on top of us we like sex but much more love we love each other like brother and sister daamn baby! ok she has no sunbeam ok she has sunbeam realm ew! ok we bought ourself for $100 hahha ew! shes right its funny to us! were not fucking her we love her we love her we love her we love desarae renee hollins too hahha her name was about to change to paranoid again ew! she has our code no hahha she has ours! ew! thats gross we hsv

have colors too ok so we dont like her we love her! yes er do but we hate her today bc our code broke 1989s SUICIDe boys ew she has our jumpstarter ok so its sunbeam realm then vada vada then hahha then 1989s SUICIDe boys realm ok she has our jumpstarter! ew we love her but that was maney difficult shes looking for the fonts but she has an idea she sold her soul to rocket power makeup club yes she did she chose the everything so we will give her everything our love! we love her today but we didnt yesterday ew its the sun beam realm we love her too she has everything from us and love isnt earn from sun rays shes a sun ray in the sun beam realm? shes a sun beam in the sunbeam realm vada vada keeh9 yes it says realm no it says roam shes going home with us again! she said she staying in the vada vada sunbeam realm theres no love for sun rays shes a sun beam now so go home to daddy! ew she loves us too she has our

#manga is dicks #i fucking love manga #i love manga dick #1989s SUICIDe boys

[sk8rwillie]

wake up babe, new jatp alignment chart dropped

#the font said ‘fuck u’ on ray #idk #anyways this is debatable but i’m still right #jatp #julie and the phantoms #luke patterson #alex mercer #julie molina #flynn jatp #willie jatp #reggie peters #ray molina #rose molina #carrie wilson #bobby wilson #caleb covington #nick danforth evans #carlos molina #willie wilbur williamson #flynn flynnigan

[innaminitus]

Praise

Pairing: Loki x reader 

Request:  loki smut where the reader is extremely timid and shy and he finds it endearing and also a bit of a turn on because it makes him feel that much more powerful when she blushes and has trouble making eye contact? also praise kink cause oof ps. i love love love your writing so much and this will probably be the end of me if you end up writing it (from anon)

and

The reader is super shy and part of the avengers. Loki thinks she’s cute so he’s constantly whispering dirty stuff he wants to do to her in explicit detail into her ears when he walks past her and he keeps doing this and she gets super pent up about it and then he does it one time and then she just grabs his collar and pulls him into a kiss and is like “if u really want to do all that stuff to me, do it” and then after that night they try and have sex in riskier places around the compound. (from anon)

Warnings: smut, language

Word count: 1732

A/N: so the freaking app i’ve been using for my headers had decided to fking delete my font?????? and i had to use different one, i don’t wike it

“Loki? Are you asleep?” Your voice was quiet when you asked him through the door, almost wanting him to be asleep, just not to cause any trouble.

It was around two in the morning and you woke up to use the bathroom, but was petrified when you saw a large spider crawling on the floor. As soon as it hid under your closet you run out of the room and headed to the only person that could possibly still be awake.

It wasn’t that you were always so spooky, it was just the case of spiders, ever since your childhood when a particularly fat one fell on your face while you were falling asleep in your parents’ holiday cabin.

You wanted to walk away and maybe wake Steve, but at the very moment the door opened and Loki’s sleepy face peaked at you from the gap.

“What do you need, petal?” He yawned, fixing his hair so the lost strands didn’t poke his eyes.

You blushed at the nickname he gave you. It was, after all, the whole reason for the nickname itself – your constant blushing once reminded him of roses, and the element of it stayed with you ever since.

“There’s a spider in my room,” you murmured, unwanted sense of guilt shredding your insides when he rubbed his eye, trying to wake himself up.

“Is it big?”

“Huge,” you nodded and parted your hands to show him the size, maybe exaggerating it a bit.

Loki sighed and walked out of his room, closing the door shut behind him.

“Well then, I shall make sure it doesn’t eat you.” He smirked at you as he walked past you. “At least not before I do it first.”

The blush on your face deepened and overtook your whole body, angering you as it did, since it was exactly what Loki wanted. He just loved making you blush and shy, always saying things like that.

I bet you taste just as good as what you cook.

Gods, I can just imagine what else you can do with that mouth of yours.

At first he was just making fun of you, cockily enjoying how embarrassed you were, but lately it became more… intimate. As if he really wanted to do all these things to you, things he sometimes whispered hotly to your ear while holding your waist during missions.

I would rip that leather off of you in a second, petal.

You would lie if you said his words didn’t make you feel hotness between your legs, and that you never touched yourself to the memory of his breath surrounding your neck, to the fantasy of him doing all these filthy things to you.

But that was something you kept in secret. No one could know, after all, not if you didn’t want to be made fun of. Falling for the villain, for the bad boy. How very fanfiction-ish of you.

You followed him to your room, and pointed at your closet.

“I saw it last there.”

But Loki didn’t bend to see underneath it, he stretched his hands so the palms were facing the floor and a second later you felt the air pulsating, tinted with green light, playing with rays of the moonlight peaking from untight curtains. You saw it diving across the floor and walls before Loki rapidly moved one of his hands and a spider flew from under your bed, and hung in the air before you.

“Throw it out, throw it out, throw it out!” You turned away and screamed when Loki made the spider fly after you.

He laughed and threw it out the opened window.

“I must say, that’s not exactly the reason I’d like you to wake me up to in the middle of the night,” he said, heading his way to the door.

“What reason would you prefer?” You suddenly asked when his fingers were wrapped around the doorknob, ready to leave. Your heart was pounding and you weren’t actually sure you said that out loud.

He turned with a cocky smile and took a step in your direction, only then you realized how close you actually were. He wrapped a string of your hair around his finger and pulled your face closer to his, his warm lips only barely touching your cheek.

“The wetness between your legs. Your lips around my cock. Or my fingers in your pussy, driving you crazy. These are the reasons I’d prefer,” he whispered in a husky voice, your cheeks crimsoned and womanhood throbbed.

“Do it, then,” you whispered as well, forgetting how to breathe.

“What do you want me to do, petal?” His finger caressed your cheek, he looked down at you.

“Everything you always say to me,” your heart stopped beating as well, “do it all.”

And just like that, within a split second his lips were on yours, tasting the blush and bold words said in the moonlight. He kissed you gentler than you would imagine, his hands cupped your face and you couldn’t help but lean on him, diving into the soothing coldness of his skin, into the sudden affection that surrounded you whole.

Loki’s arms wrapped around your waist and brought you even closer, at the same time when his tongue sneaked into your mouth, caressed the roof of your mouth. You let yourself drown in the moment, to hope it would last forever.

His hands dived under your pajama shirt, cold fingers on your hot skin caused goose bumps. You let him take the shirt off, sudden breeze from the opened window made your nipples harden. Without a thought you covered your bare chest with your hands, sure that the crimson blush on your face was well visible despite the darkness.

Loki gently wrapped his fingers around your hands, his thumbs massaging the palms.

“Don’t…” His voice was quiet when he encouraged you to expose yourself. You did it, holding his hands, allowing him to see you. “You’re perfect.”

Somehow it was all you needed to give up to him entirely. A passionate kiss warmed your lips again, and with shaking hands you took off your pants and underwear, shivering with excitement.

Loki took a step, forcing you to sit on the bed as he kneeled in front of you. He brought you to the edge of it and with heavily beating heart you let him lay you on the bedsheets. His hands caressed your thighs before he parted them, and a delightful sigh came to your ears.

“Oh, petal... Marvelous.”

You felt his fingers dipping in your wetness, smearing it all over your pussy before he pushed two fingers inside of you, making you squirm. His fingers were skilled, he curved them just enough to hit the right spot, soon turning you into moaning mess, forgetting how to breathe when his tongue swiped a stripe between your folds, collecting the juice and groaning with satisfaction before sucking on your clit.

You had him kneeling before you, his mouth and fingers on your pussy, almost coming at the spot just at the taste of you.

Your fingers dived into his hair, but instead of pressing him firmer against you, you pulled his hair to kiss him. Your juices on his tongue were salty, his kisses became more greedy. You crawled to the head of the bed, dragging him with you, tugging on his clothes to take them off.

His naked form was pressed against your body, you were lazily kissing him back, your face wet, your bodies sweating in the hot August night, hands sticking, breaths unsteady.

You dared to kiss his neck, to taste the salt from his skin, to even tug it a little.

His length was poking your stomach, twitching, begging for friction, for warm pussy to clench around it. You wrapped your fingers around it and he let out a sigh, warming the skin of your collarbone he was kissing. He adjusted his pose, your legs rested on his back, he cocked his hips at the same time you moved yours and just like that his cock was finally sliding into your aching pussy.

You gasped when he filled you whole, every inch of his member inside you, his abdomen rubbing your clit.

“How can– how can a mortal be this ideal?” He groaned and began to thrust, quickly picking up a fast pace. “Good little girl, all tight for me–“

You dug your hills in his back, forcing him to pound into you harder, kissing every word off his lips. He was stretching you perfectly, the way you never knew you needed.

“Got anything else nice to say?” You whispered when his fingers pinched your nipple before kneading your breast.

He smiled and kissed your neck, an especially hard thrust made you moan loudly.

“My petal likes to be praised?” He licked a stripe up your neck. “Good, because there’s a lot to praise…” You pulled him to kiss you, his tongue immediately slid into your mouth, taking the control you never had. “Such a precious pussy, clenching on my cock…” He smirked when you moaned loudly, his words turning you on like you’d never imagine. “Those perfect tits bouncing when I fuck you hard, I could cum just at the sight of them,” he gasped in your jaw before kissing you, fingers on your nipple tightening the grip. “My good girl…”

It was just too much, electricity flew from the place where he was pinching your nipples, it travelled down and met the hotness between your legs, the ecstasy was closer than the sky, closer than the molecules surrounding you, Loki swallowed your moans and the only thing you heard when your legs began to tremble was the squeaking of the springs. Orgasm shattered you like a porcelain doll, you didn’t know where you started and Loki ended, you felt him groan in your neck before spilling his cum inside of you, your bodies still firmly joined seconds after.

Your breathing came back to normal, what you couldn’t say about your heart that was pounding in your chest, the outline of it almost visible on your skin. Loki collapsed next to you, his breathing no better than yours.

The only thing you recalled before suddenly falling asleep was Loki’s cold skin pressed against you, his arms wrapping around your waist to spend the night in your company.  

___

Loki smut tag list: @lokislilslut@princerowanwhitethorngalathynius@darkprincessloki92@marvelrose@bluestaratsunrise@iamverity @lokilvrr @daddyloki @meraki--mei 

#loki x reader #loki x y/n #loki x you #loki x reader smut #loki x y/n smut #loki imagine #loki smut #loki x you smut #loki #tom hiddleston #tom hiddleston smut #tom hiddleston x reader #tom hiddleston x you #tom hiddleston x y/n #avengers imagine #marvel imagine

[angrypedestrian]

THE TIME IDIOTS 502 TITLED “State of the Union WHOMST? I do not know her” MY THOUGHTS:

So, one of my roommates works for a lobbying firm (he hates it, fret not), but as a side effect of this, he can name every US senator on sight and can dunk on each of them in VERY specific ways, which is an incredibly specific superpower that makes the State of the Union pre-show infinitely more entertaining

Anyways I explained the Barack Obama subplot from this dumb, dumb show to him and he was 1000% on board

DOUBLE ANYWAYS, I am back for the full live blogging experience baybeeeeeeeee

This hell cgi.....the toppest of notches

I look forward to mithra’s eventual return

Also, why is hell so green? I don’t disagree with it, just, an odd choice

You go get it Astra!

You’re doing great sweetie!! Love the heels!! 

John’s kicky music!!! Guys I unabashedly love it SO much

NATE BE NICE TO GIDEON I STG

Not our fault! Not our fault! NOT OUR FAULT!

this is good progress

How is Brandon’s hair, which is not long and terrible, still terrible looking?

whAT is this title sequence

Weren’t the legends.....famous? How do Behrad’s parents.....not know????

even if they said it was a hoax....they would still know??????

Ava and Mick is the team up we all need

The Tarazi’s are to be protected at all costs this is great I am so glad they are ALIVE!

Love Nate can pretend he knows what a number is

I would....kill for Zari 2.0

I would also die for her

She is a perfect angel with 51 million followers!!!

Sorry you had to switch to wearing these clothes, though, Tala

Love them casually speaking Farsi, this is rad!!!

WHAT IS THIS FUCKING FONT FOR THE CREDITS

why you gotta eat it john

The American accent rises again!

it....kinda does it for me

And so therefore we welcome the return of the Neal Mcdonough Memorial Can Get It Award, we’re getting abstract this year y’all

RAY DON’T JUST SWEEP UP THE DEAD GUY THAT’S RUDE

Honestly and truly how does one man have such CONSISTENTLY bad hair???

Can Brandon sue?? Is it just to take him down a peg??

John and Sara’s friendship is honestly my favorite thing

Ray please do not talk about your uniform kink on comms we talked about this

Where is Matt Ryan’s gritty American cop show? The people (I am the people) demand it!

Sara’s accents...truly all over the place. Is it Southern? Is it old time-y noir? Who knows!

sara: i am an acTOR. this is my CRAFT

I am spending the commercial breaks watching the latest bon appetit video with claire and delaney 

not to be crude, but....how can i get delaney to rail me

(I KNOW WHAT I’M ABOUT AND I’M NOT PROUD OF IT)

any girlfriends? Behrad?

nate: exCUSE me I am RIGHT HERE

mrs. tarazi: behrad why is your professor so....loud?

nate’s life is just a series of terribly awkward family encounters

love this journey for him

Just be FRIENDS mick and ava. JUST BE FRIENDS.

ray: aw, i’m you’re best man?

STOP BEING A COP RAY

ACAB RAY, ALL COPS. That includes you!!! I don’t want to call you a bastard! I know that will make you sad!

Are they allowed to imply sexual cock grabbing on the cw like this???

i guess it is 9PM. time to get RACY

An aside: I am NOT going to watch Katy Keene, but they DID use Mika’s Love Today in the trailer and I LOVE that fucking song

Listen Ava DC rent is SO high you are so much better off!!

as we well know the waverider may or may not need money to run!

(it does not it didn’t before season 3 it doesn’t now it’s FINE ava)

Is this supposed to be Chicago? I wasn’t paying attention, but that police precinct exterior is for sure the same as in the chicago way

OH MY gOD fucking POISON

Thank u to @zaritarazi for pointing out that the costume department bought Party City’s finest gloves for Ava’s outfit here

Awww ava babe

sara: gotta snap pics for the scrapbook!

nate: you can’t use your PHONE it’s 1947!!!

sara: oh this is well worth it

zari: i’m not super spiritual like that, but you ARE hot, so yeah babe I totally know you from a past life

behrad: exCUSE ME? that is my BOYFRIEND

nate: HOW DOES IT FEEL HUH???

nate crashing through time straight through the roof of the cop car: fuck you, Ray’s MINE

ray: oh hey buddy! turns out this guy’s not that great

nate: ow

rip jeannie. also WOOF that explosion cgi was not great

mick: bold to assume we are smart enough to know what communism is

mick: but, yes

there MUST be a better way to do this than just eating random people’s blood

it’s just....not safe

john you fucking impractical softie

but hey at least we get to have astra causing chaos for the rest of the season!

ray: oh! my kink is bad guys becoming good!

john: i knew this and yet....i cannot say no

sara and ava...good

Zari 2.0 and her manicure are the greatest thing to happen to me

to ALL of us

NEXT WEEK: Maybe we should not do serial killer stuff anymore? Just a thought????

then again WHAT DO I KNOW

#legends of tomorrow #legends of tomorrow spoilers #i am ready for tala to SHINE like the comedic star she is! #the time idiots #my thoughts as i have them

[sindria]

u have no nips? I'm jealous.... ngl

“Yeah,” Bob admitted. “Still. Happened here. And there were those two girls in, what, 1980? They had that suicide pact and both jumped of the Pequannock Bridge and drowned. That was pretty fucking creepy. Oh, that that one kid who disappeared before I moved here. You knew him, right, Toro?”

“Yeah,” Ray said, putting his fork down and resting his hand on his chin. “Yeah, he took guitar lessons from my mom when I was a kid. He always stayed late to jam with me, gave me these great CDs. Bowie, Black Flag, the Clash. God, I thought that guy totally wrote the book on cool, you know?”

“And this guy disappeared?” Gerard said, fascinated. The suicide girls were cool enough, but this had the unmistakable and irresistible allure of an unsolved mystery. It wasn’t a vampire cult or alien abductions and mysterious crop circles, but he still felt vaguely validated. The town was clearly a font of evil.

“Yeah, he missed school one day and just never showed up again,” Ray said, shredding a napkin and frowning. “It was a big deal. There were searches with dogs and police and everything. He had all these music scholarships, there was no way he’d have run away, and he was gonna graduate that spring. It’s fucking sad, you know?”

#ghoul.txt

[phunkalicious]

ciao, babes! i was tagged by @led-sbian (thank u, love) to do this thingy

strap in, folks

a - age: 16

b - birthplace: raleigh, north carolina

c - current time: 11:50 pm

d - drink you last had: went to tasty burger n got a minute maid lemonade and then i felt bad because there was no recycling bin for it

e - easiest person to talk to: @beefstew252, my roommate of 43 years

f - favorite song: baba o’riley by the whomst’d

g - grossest memory: idek i dont like.......get grossed out a whole lot i don’t remember anything

h - horror yes or horror no: funk yEAH (i rlly need to get into the evil dead)

i - in love: *laughing in French*

j - jealous of people: constantly

k - it’s just.....................not there

l - i love it when i don;t know what the questions are this is like a med school interview and im me, a toad

m - middle name: kit kat paddywhack

n - number of siblings: 2 little bros

o - one wish: OKAY some fancy shmancy dude asked me this the other day so i said “lolololol cure hiv/aids” and he was like “bitch you better” in font of an entire friggin lecture hall and i was JOKING

p - person you last called: my Special Friend

q - questions you’re always asked: what the fuck are you doin

r - reason to smile: im in BOSTON and someone told me i have an AESTHETIC today so i spent a lot of money on useless shit but y’know what im at Harvard let me be motherfuckahs

s - song you last sang: pumps your blood from happy days

t - time you woke up: 7 in the friggin morning bc it’s wicked hot so i have to keep the windows open but the construction crew starts at the buttcrack of dawn so hey good morning bobs the builder

u - underwear color: white ,,like my ass

v - vacation destination: hell

w - worst habit: lol 100% lack of exercise

x - x-rays: this is lame, anyways i just learned how to give an x-ray but i’ve never had one on me own body

y - your favorite food: hhhhhhhhhhhhh

z - zodiac sign: koala, according to frozone my leadership counselor 

i tag @beefstew252 @pennylane1968 @fueledbyfear @officialmickrock and @ambitiousbastard have fun im tired

#tagged