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unabashednightmarepizza · 8 months

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𝑆ℎ𝑎𝑑𝑜𝑤 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝐵𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝐶ℎ𝑟𝑜𝑛𝑖𝑐𝑙𝑒𝑠, 𝑃𝑎𝑟𝑡 3

A/N: I'm so damn happy, adding that It's Ben' bday, that I'll share two parts of this and an oneshot

Tagging: @bloody-mf-bsc, @augustwithquills

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Y/N Y/L/N: There they are, my beautiful girls!🥹💞

My offer is still on, btw 🤭

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User2: The Devil works hard, but no one works harder than Y/N in trying to woo her girlfriends

Jessie_mei_li: She really doesn't have to, we're all very happy to oblige... And so do everyone else, like have you seen her? 🫦😏

freddycarter1: benbarnes, I think you are loosing your woman here...😳🫢

Kittheyounger: I don't want to be a child of divorce! 😭

User6: WHY ARE THEY SO DRAMATIC DJSJDJ

User6: Now I wanna know what her offer is...

User4: Ben Barnes is being attacked from every corner possible and we are all watching, him loose this Great War.

User1: He still is very much so in love and ready to fight tooth and nail for her... Even though he is usually a dork 🤣

User8: That one time when Y/N ate what Ben made for her on her birthday, though she had allergies for that one food but didn't tell hım about it, and she had to go to hospital with a terrified Ben on her tail?

User5: OMG I feel bad for laughing! Poor Ben and Y/N... I remember hım saying that he was so scared for her and thought he killed her accidently 🥹😭

User4: And when she was asked why she did it, she just casually said: "What do you mean why? He did it, thinking that I'd like it. I'd drink fucking posion if my man came to me with such thing!"

User3: And Ben Barnes, who is usually so cool, got teary eyed and hugged her thightly and apologized? On live? Even though he doesn't like talking about his life? That's who we stan.

User1: It's almost like we are their children, reminiscing about their past... But I'm jealous because I don't have someone like her in my life

User4: My life would surely be different if I had her in my life, not even as a partner. She just is so effortlessly kind...

Y/N's.dimple: Ben Barnes is living the life we want... We're just little gremlins watching them

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Y/N Y/L/N: Stop making my heart stop with that smile and being cute. Bitch. Who gave you the right? This goes straight to be my New lockscreen.

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User4: Y/N is just our inner voice coming out on social media

User3: Her love is agressive confessions of love, if you aren't gonna put a ring on her finger benbarnes, I will. And I'll do it gladly.

Y/N Y/L/N: Look at hım... So cute, so squeashy, so adorable. He is my handsome babygirl 🥰🤭 (No, I'm not giggling and kicking my feet, the scene would be ruined if I moved the came- Ah, look at that! Suddenly I'm on hım??) Liked by benbarnes

User4: Aight my life didn't matter anyways *dies of cuteness*

User5: I love the way they love each other and show it without caring for anyone, and also how we simp for them 🥹😍❤️

amita_suman: @ user5, you guys aren't alone. We also feel the same way🥹

User7: Ben Barnes is finally being pampered on social media! He finally had his dream come true!

benbarnes.fans: The way she is so soft with others but absolutely a menace with Ben just shows that they are comfortable with each other so much...

User5: And the way he looks at her as she acts like who she really is? All comfortable with him?? I'm crying 🥹😭

User6: You know what's even best? If not for Y/N, we wouldn't have Ben, Amita, Jessie and others.

User3: I swear they all forget their passwords

User2: What's even funnier is that they really do forget their passwords and one time asked her... Y/N literally takes note their passwords and has absolute control over their accounts lol

User3: She wasn't called "the Mommy" for no reason🤣

Y/N Y/L/N: They are all children stuck in grown-up's bodies...It's hard you know? Taking care of them as a single mom😔

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Y/N Y/L/N: Another appreciation post!

1.Here is my lovely harem!

2. Just so you know, she was looking at me! And big applause for dear @ ambercrombachmua for all those amazing makeups! You guys are amazing!

3. That was the last day of shooting... Did they cry? Yes. Did we cry? Also yes. Did I hide in my caravan because I didn't want to see them all cry? Also yes.🥹

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User11: She is so precious, just like a cinnamon roll❤️

User7: love how she didn't forget to include the makeup department. Everyone needs to take a moment and appreciate them.

Y/N Y/L/N: We need to take SEVERAL minutes just to applaud them 👏

User6: Is she the one who did that amazing bloody, unhinged Kaz makeup? Because if so, I hope they are having an amazing day @ Y/N Y/L/N

Y/N Y/L/N: Yes, she was! And what a masterpiece it was...

Hater1: another cheating post!

User3: the fuck is wrong with you? Why are you here again? Go and cry at the corner.

Hater1: I just know that she banged at least one person there behind Ben's back. She doesn't deserve hım.

User3: THAT'S IT! HOW DARE YOU BRING THEM DOWN INTO THIS AND BLAME THEM WITH SUCH THING?! ALL OF THEM SHOWED NOTHING BUT LOVE FOR BOTH OF THEM, AND EVERYONE AND I MEAN EVERYONE WHO HAD EVER MET THEM HOW IN LOVE THEY LOOKED! THEY ARE SUCH SWEET PEOPLE THAT THEY DON'T DESERVE RHIS SHIT! JUST BECAUSE Y/N SHOWS HER LOVE THROUGH SARCASM DOESN'T MEAN SHE DOESN'T LOVE HIM! IF SHE DIDN'T, SHE WOULDN'T HAVE FLIGHT TO THE OTHER PART OF THE PLANET WHEN BEN WAS SICK! GET YOUR SICK BRAIN AND GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM THEM AND DON'T RUIN THEIR HAPPINESS!

User7: Sis, here is your crown, you dropped it 〈⁠(⁠•⁠ˇ⁠‿⁠ˇ⁠•⁠)⁠-⁠→👑

benbarnes: and who do I deserve more than her? You?

User5: our dad hit the nail so nice! Well-said dad, hand them their ass! FANS ASSEMBLE TOGETHER!

benbarnes: I didn't say anything because my girlfriend wanted me to not do anything harsh, but now I'm happy to tell you that by disrespecting my love and me like that, you signed your doom. Enjoy your new hell.

User6: You know It's dead-ass serious when her man gets involved... I wanna see that hater cry.

User9: there is just something with the way Ben defended Y/N that... I can't just get out of my head.

User6: This is what a Man is, girls. Take notes and don't settle down for any less!

User7: The way she just doesn't share the others in the second one... Girl, do you hate the men of the cast?😂

User4: I heard that she actually loves them all so much *whispers slowly*

Y/N: Ahh, here is my secret out in the wild... there is another fanpage dedicated to them, they just don't know it

Kittheyounger: I knew you liked others than Luke! This is the best day of my life! Guys, you don't know how it feels like to be bullied and slapped by your own director😭 Someone who is supposed to love you and care for you, be there when you need and help you...

Y/N Y/L/N: Kit, your inner Jesper is showing itself again and I aint your mama

kittheyounger: what language is that?!

Y/N Y/L/N: American English, you Brit! Not that you would understand... and don't you dare spit your venom at my precious Luke and David...

User8: DOES THAT MEAN HE COMES BACK?! PLEASE I NEED IT!

User8: Y/N, THE PRETTIEST MOST SUCCESFULL WOMAN? I AM ON MY KNEES PLEASE WHERE ARE YOU?!

User2: Bro is desperate lol @ user8

User5: This further proves that, yes Jessie is the favourite one

User3: but look at her and that little scrunch if her nose! How could she not be?🤭🥰

Y/N Y/L/N: another one who understands my point... One day, everyone will ✊🥹

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Y/N Y/L/N: Same, sis, same...✊🥹

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benbarnes: One day, love... Just one day of you not sharing any "memes" about me.

Y/N: But... But they are cute 👉👈 And you are so... Hot. And mine.

benbarnes: the real thing is sitting next to you and you are giggling at your phone??

Y/N Y/L/N: But... But I have to look at your younger pictures. You aged like fine wine and I'm this 🤏 close to just jump on you and...you know what I mean.

benbarnes: Okay, that's enough internet for you today 😑😳🫠

User9: Y/N just realized how hot her man is and now she uses every chance to tease hım and I'm living for it

User6: Like we always say: Live, laugh and love Y/N and her sense of humor

Y/N Y/L/N: It's the same as Gen-Z humour really. There are young people working for me, and they tell me the most bizarre stories ever like... how are you all still alive??

User8: Ben is just so done yet also in love with her that he just can't say no to her 🥹❤️

User9: Her captions are just killing me 🤣 By the way is that hater fine? If not, I can just... talk to her like a civil person🔪

User5: I heard user3 handed that person their ass from DMs so bad that they erased their account lol

User9: Good for her! That shit never gave up on picking on our parents, someone had to show them our power

User12: The way Ben defended her tho😳 I bet my ass dad is planning homicide and I'd gladly help. FOR OUR MOTHER!

user7: by the way they had been all over each other in stories and post... They are probably having a hot session or something 👐

User3: Thank you all for your support! I was just so angry at them for saying such things about probably the nicest people on this Planet! They saved me, and many others, without even knowing, Y/N is the sweetest soul ever with how she supports and is there for everyone who wants her help and she ABSOLUTELY doesn't deserve to get hate!

Y/N Y/L/N: I can actually cry, I'm so grateful to have fans like you 🥹

Y/N.Fanpage: PLEASE DON'T CRY I CAN'T BEAR IT-

User12: Girlie pop Y/N also had a crush on Caspian, best Info I had today 😌

User5: The way Y/N just knows her man and how he aged is so mood

User3: Considering she also tried to jump on his bones... Also a mood

User2: girl, did something happen today? @ Y/N Y/L/N Usually she isn't that mushy... Not that I have a complaint.

amita_suman: @ user2 no, except one of the workers we absolutely loathe flirting with him shamelessly in front of her 😒

freddycarter1: and her absolutely roasting her so bad that she quit... And us planning our revenge 🤭

archierenaux3: No one messes with our parents!😡

Y/N Y/L/N: I apologize for the inconvenient shit I'll be right now but... Did the FUCKING Nicki Minaj just... Like my post?

User5: Opps, we lost her again...

benbarnes: Indeed we did... She is blasting her songs inside the house right now.

#shadow and bone imagine #shadow and bone series #shadow and bone fanfic #shadow and bone cast #shadow and bone #ben barnes x you #ben barnes x reader #ben barnes imagine #ben barnes #celebrity imagine #celebrity x reader #celebrity au #celebrity reader #celebrity #celebs #imagine #reader insert #famous au #fluff

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dozing-marshmallow · 8 months

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If you havent yet, could you consider making more of the chris nibling headcannons? :>

Shoutout to presofthepbnjbro for making the first chris’ nibling reader request on my blog that’s kept you all hooked since.💙

I had a special scenario in mind for this one! Have fun reading!

CHRIS MCLEAN X NIBLING! READER HEADCANONS (PART 5)

It was an easy day with Chris on his island, happily spending a school break with him.

You were sitting on his sofa, watching TV, when your whole sight is covered by darkness.

“Ah!” On instinct, your hands shoot up to mend your eyesight, just for the source of this unpredicted darkness to come from Chris’ hands.

Your uncle gives a hearty laugh at your reaction,“Greetings nibling! It’s a glorious afternoon, the sun is shining and I was hoping you’d want to come outside to spare yourself the brain rot.“ he dramatised with words so light from his dark vocabulary, fingers tapping rhythmically on the sofa.

He wants to show you something.

“Okay!” You switched the TV off and skip with him in curiosity.

Outside was shining. Hairs of grass tickle your ankles and the golden ball kissed your skin. Where Chris was walking, you grasp a large shadow of a thing you’ve never seen before.

Getting closer, the little voice in your head blasted off,“Chris! Is that a trampoline?”

“Yep!” he held his hand out to it,“(Chef) just set it up. Not too shabby, huh? All ours.” you adored how he phrased it- ours. Like he too is going to be utilising the garden equipment like a child.

You ran around the width of it,“Woahhh! It’s so large!” Larger than any trampoline you’ve seen! Screw watching TV, this thing is a dream! “Thank you, uncle Chris!”

“Take your shoes off before you go in.” He instructed, a rare time where he took his status as uncle formally.

“Yes, yes!” You tear your sneakers off and jovially crawl into the opening of the trampoline. You get to your feet and begin jumping instantly.

A little bit after, Chris took his shoes off and joined you inside, zipping the portal down shut.

“Chris! We should have a password!” You suggest, jumping area to area in squeaks.

“Smart idea! Whatever should we make it?” He evaluated, copying,“Can’t make it my or your bday, that’s too easy...”

“How about my mom’s birthday? No one could know that!”

How untroubled you are!,“Oooo! She wouldn’t like that, but it’s a great password! You get extra points for brutal honesty!”

“It’ll help her remember it too!” You came stationary, as he gave a rush of unexpected laughter,“You can do those cool things people do on the trampoline, right? The uh, you know when you do a rolly polly in the air?” You didn’t know the name for it.

“Oh! You mean this-“ Chris hops to the middle and warmed up his jumps to gradually get heavier before he set off upside down into the air and stuck the landing back on his feet.

“Woahhhhh!” You ensured you did not blink the entire time. It looked too amazing to be real!,“Again, again!”

So he does to your admiration, the second time being more captivating. You wanna learn how to do that!

“Look at this!” For now, it’s your turn to show Chris he wasn’t the only one with trampolining tricks.

As you were about to showcase, however, he gave an unkind jump, screwing the balance of the trampoline’s gravity thus causing you to fall onto the fabric.

“Chriiiis...” you whine in your forced cross legged position.

“Sorry, sorry!” He laughed, helping you up,“Go on, inspire me.”

“Ahem.” let’s try this again. You jump enough power to do a successful back landing.

“Wow!” Chris cheers.

“Wait wait.” you point, jumping again, this time doing swivel hips transitioning into front landing.

“Way to go!” After he watched you do your thing, Chris does another free act of acrobatics, springing an idea to mind.

“Chris! Let’s play trampoline tag!” you mischievously smiled.

“Oh?” He had one of his own,“Bring it!”

“Kay!” You hold your finger to his chest,“Tag! You’re it!”

You were about to turn around and start hopping when he lightly shoved you on your back,“Tag! You’re itt!”

Cue the chase!

Man this trampoline really was the best for a game of tag! You caught him a few times and slipped on multiple occasions; as of now, you were back to being tag!

It didn’t help that he had a larger mass than you, meaning every now and then, he’d raise a really forceful jump that’d send you flying on his landing, buying himself more time.

“Oof!”

“Hehe!”

A lot of times, both nibling and uncle had to use the walls of the safety net to redirect.

You can see he’s getting tired... You’re gaining on him... You’re gonna get him!

“Timeout!” He holds one hand horizontal on top of his other vertical hand, panting.

“Heyy! No fair, you can’t do that!” You scold him, beads of sweat falling from your face. He was right there!

“Can!...Never said anything about it!” He backed up in glee, sliding down near the zipper, keeping his hands rigid.

You humph,“What did...you need a break for anyway?” A seagull flew by.

“It’s drawing close to lunchtime-” He uses a hand to cover his yawning mouth, taking this to use your hand to tap him.

“Tag.”

“You got me.” His normal chuckle slightly hoarse from dehydration,“Seriously though, we should grab a bite and a drink. We’ve been out here for a wh-ile. You up for ordering pizza?” you couldn’t imagine a way for him to enliven you any more!

Anticipatory against your sore limbs boosts you to exit the trampoline. Goodness, the rewarding convenience reminds you of what the contestants must’ve felt every time their labour was worth it. Those teenagers...

You hope somewhere, wherever they were, they got to make the most of today like you were right now!

#uncle chris mclean #chris mclean #td chris #td chris mclean x reader #tdi x reader #total drama island chris #chris nibling reader #nibling reader #nibling #chris mclean x reader #request #total drama #tdi #total drama chris mclean #total drama headcanons

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tvxqdbsk · 11 months

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Hiii just found your blog through the cbx drama ajdjjsjd I wanted to ask what Hendery and Dejun (and apparently especially Dejun) have been saying about SM? I’m apparently not up-to-date 😅

they’re always saying vague things about general frustration with the company like take this most recent instance for example lol dejun was so brave for this and hendery was giggling gleefully

other recent ones include hendery shading sm for the hybe vs. kakao acquisition drama. and xiaojun telling fans to blame the company for the lack of wayv cb/concerts/activities etc

recently they were on live complaining about how the company changed the wifi password and didn’t tell them the new one (but told seemingly everyone else). and then hendery said the company would come for them when kun started complaining about how sm handles things 💀

also that time it was lee sooman’s birthday and xiaojun thought it was so funny that his bday was the same day as world mite elimination day (which is insane enough on its own but it also happens to sound kinda like lsm elimination day and kun was having a heart attack)

sorry im blanking on other more recent things they’ve said so i’m throwing this one in too

#ask

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vigsilantes · 2 years

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[In the Vigilante-mobile with Adrian and Chris] Chris: Fuckkk I’m sick of listening to Taylor Swift change this. Adrian: No way man, don’t ruin the vibe! Chris: *reaching for Adrian’s phone* Fine I’ll change it myself. Adrian: Hey, nooo! Chris: Y/N when’s your birthday again? Y/N: Uhhh why? Chris: For Vig’s password, I’m assuming it’s your birthday. Adrian: It is. Y/N: Awwwww. Adrian: Well of course my babe’s bday is gonna be my password, come on. Chris: You two are gross.

#adrian chase #vigilante #adrian chase x reader #incorrect peacemaker quotes #vigilante x reader #peacemaker #adrian chase x you #freddie stroma #peacemaker hbo #incorrect adrian chase quotes #vigilante x you #chris smith #vigilante peacemaker #dcu

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pudding-cake · 9 months

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2023.08.05 YIBO-OFFCIAL weibo update

26-year-old Yibo, hello~

The small numbers are updated again, carrying the growth and harvest of the past year, and also entrusting the hope and expectation for the new year.

This year, I often meet you on the screen, and you search up and down in breaking and reshaping, experience and perception. You bring the stories and life from afar to the audience. Three movies were released one after another, with Mr. Ye, Lei Yu and Chen Shuo appearing one after another. The stubborn figure who worked hard day and night at that time also received the best response at the moment. Perhaps those times of struggle will be sealed by each character, but the insights accumulated through persistent learning and the experience of experiencing the growth of life with heart will definitely have echoes that will never be forgotten outside the screen.

In this year, you gradually learn to relax and face the world more and more gently. You are willing to look at the stars during the rush, to watch a downpour in the afternoon, to quietly look at the distant horizon, and to stop for a beautiful sunset. Time does not have a pause button, but you seem to have mastered the password for the occasional pause in this world, and you greet and touch the world with your calmness. Yibo, the sunset is very beautiful, just like every evening you used to focus on moving forward but didn't have time to appreciate it.

On your journey of life, you will naturally have to overcome ups and downs and thorns, and it is difficult to describe the details in detail, just like crossing ten thousand mountains and facing thousands of waves, youthful spirit without regrets. Fortunately, there are a lot of gifts along the way, and there are often good teachers and helpful friends, fans and friends who support me. There are always expectations and a lot of harvest.

I always say "everything is cool, grow up slowly", in fact, there is a second half of this sentence, that is - traverse the wonderful, embrace the beautiful.

26-year-old @ UNIQ-王一博 Happy birthday! 💚

I wish you can create your own playground in this wonderful world and have a more enthusiastic new year!

Trans: bjyxiao

Oweemjiii Happy birthday Yeebs. That bday wish from a certain staff is so dam sweet

#yibowang #yizhan #wang yibo #bjyxszd #bjyx #the untamed #yibo official #uniq yibo #yibo85 #yibo bday #happy bday

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bokuroskitten · 2 years

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have u considered sexting draken and bothering him at work and begging for him while he's busy. he might spend a little bit extra time in the bathroom and inupi might be like ? damn he's taking a long shit. but of course you know what he's up too. since he sent you pictures and videos of exactly how hot and bothered you made him

Oh nonnie, nonnie you don’t know what you’re getting me deeper into rn 😔 HEJWHI

Warnings: fem bodied reader, daddy kink, sexting/nude photos, cumming on camera, technically exhibitionism cause Inui hears and Kenny doesn’t care lmfao. 18+ NSFW CONTENT MINORS DNI

No because Kenny loves his time at work. Of course he loves being with you as much as he can but he’s grateful for his job because he’s doing what he loves. He loves working with bikes and getting his hands a little dirty.

But you know what he loves more?

You, and you’re cute lil pussy.

He gets a string of texts and a few attachments from you, the buzzing making his eyebrow raise. Just as he’s finishing tightening a bolt on the bike he pulls the device up, inputting his password which is your bday.

His eyes widen at what he’s met with

“Kennnny :(((“

“Ken, m’so wet—“

“Need you so bad daddy, miss you :((“

“Look, touched it and made it even more wet f’you”

And there was the series of images, all with your cute little pussy on full display for him, wet and shiny and looking so pretty under your own fingers.

He laughs, out loud actually, grin large as ever as he stomps off to the bathroom. Inui looking at him like 🤨 but learns not to question it.

Kenny locks himself in the bathroom and he’s pulling his whole coveralls off 😔 leaves himself in his boxers, the white tank top he always wears to work and his gold chain with clinks as he sits himself on the rim of the toilet. His cock is painfully hard when he pulls it free on camera.

Leaking, swollen, veins pulsing as his big palm smoothes the bead of pre all the way down to his base.

“Look what ya did to daddy? See it? Fuck—“

He’s groaning, low and raspy so the camera can pick up on it. He’s pumping his cock with a tight fist, making his balls clap subtly with each jolt his hips take upwards. Arousal is already spilling over his fingers, the liquid looking milky over the metal of his fingers.

“Gunna fuck ya as soon as m’home, hear me princess? Better keep those legs spread and that pretty pussy soaked.”

Moans spill between his words, eyes slightly narrowed into the camera. The recording only stops when his cheeks are a bit pink, a light layer of sweat on him and his chest heaving. He cums and his hips jerk, making his cum splash over his abdomen and chest. He licks at his lips, waiting until his fingers stopped trembling until he hit send.

Inui heard it all, ofc. But that’s his homie in there, and he knows just how down bad he is 😔

#L answers #nonnies #tokyo revengers #tr draken #tr drabbles #tokyo rev hcs #tokyo rev drabbles #draken smut #draken x y/n #draken x female reader #draken x you #ken ryuuguji #ken ryuuguji smut #ken ryuuguji x you #fem reader

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buddieisgoingcanon2024 · 7 months

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Yo, that’s wild…so let’s get this straight anytime R has looked liked he is stepping out of line with controversial things it always leads back to Chrysti. Like again R is a grown man with autonomy but honestly that is quite bizarre that only 1 week ago on Sept 12 it was Chrysti liking the RB content. Like truly what is going on in the Guzman household?!! Like on one hand is R literally just as warped and ick as Chrysti when it comes to the “tin foil hat conspiracy theories and cult like behaviour” and he was just better at hiding it because he had to for his career and based on who is initial fanbase was or has Chrysti and crew literally warped the man into all this cult stuff in a moment of vulnerability with R’s mental health. Like that is sure as shit suspicious she was clearly on RB’s page prior considering she is into all that wellness guru conspiracy shit. And then suddenly we have R following and liking…like was she logged into his IG account and did the liking and following, as it’s clear she has access, but super interesting that she doesn’t follow RB 🧐. Anyways, at this point two options exist. Does R subscribe to all this stuff and “it was it is” OR with his poor mental health Chrysti and cult are taking their opportunity to radicalize…it wouldn’t be the first time something like this has happened to someone. And would explain why some of his good friends and brother are not around at the moment. Like if it is option two…get this man some help and Chrysti needs to seriously realize that if his career gets tanked then she can say goodbye to the life of luxury she was living. Also interesting that it’s all right before the bday…Chrysti just being straight up vengeful and sabotaging….R change your IG password challenge of maybe stop letting Chrysti hold a gun to you literally and metaphorically.

Wow. ⬆️👍

#ryan guzman #chrysti ane

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taylorcometobrazil · 9 months

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People get my phone and instead of asking “what’s your password?” They ask “when’s Taylor’s bday?”

#I guess this says a lot about me #taylor swift #taylorswift #lovetaylorswift #swifties #taylurking #lovetaylor #personal #taylorcometobrazil #the eras brazil #the eras tour

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particular-one · 8 months

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Omg I’m so sorry, I got logged out of my account and forgot my password, I didn’t get to say happy birthday on time 😭 happy birthday though! I hope you had fun and you enjoyed your bday, and I hope this year treats you well! 🥳

no worries about it 🥹 hopefully you won’t get logged out out of nowhere again in the future :> but i appreciate the greeting sm!! thank you aaaa 💕

#·˚ * 🔭 carlyle asks: eklouri

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eurydicees · 2 years

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hi hi! joining in the birthday asks with 1 for kuroo please! 🫶

hi hi hi !! come get a present for my bday !!

1. have a favorite character? here, have 5 of my top headcanons for them

kuroo my dearly beloved!!!! thank you for asking, i want to talk abt him all of the damn time. under the cut because. yeah. i'm just like this. (very minor kuroken notes included, lmk if you want hcs w/o any of that)

i think that there was a time when he dreamed of becoming a professional volleyball player. in the extended haikyuu canonverse that lives in my head, he couldn’t make it onto a professional team after graduating high school, so he decided to go to university and play there instead of going pro. once he was in uni, he got an internship with the JVA and kind of just fell in love with the job. he decided he was better off not as a player but working behind the scenes. it’s not really something that he’s insecure about or regretful of, but it is very much a “what if” that he thinks about sometimes. (ok fine yes i wrote a fic about this and never published it and that’s why i’m thinking abt this, hush)

he is terrible at social media. like, not only for jva promotional posts (which is canon) but for his own social media as well. his instagram is blurry photos of the sunset with cheesy captions and twenty five hashtags. he doesn’t know how to block people on twitter, which is a problem as he tends to get into passive aggressive arguments with trolls (kenma eventually shows him how, exasperated at kuroo’s complaining abt the people dming him). this being said, he has a tik tok dedicated to making bad fan edits of his friends on professional volleyball teams. this has done more promotional work for the v.league than anything he has ever seriously posted on twitter.

actually he’s just terrible with technology in general. he doesn’t get how it works, and he’s the kind of person who likes knowing things. the fact that he doesn’t just get how internet and tech overall work drives him insane. he’ll try and take things apart to see how they tick (literally) but he doesn’t know how to put them back together. he claims his computer hates him personally, but in reality, he just spilled orange juice on the keyboard once and now the n key sticks. he doesn’t know what a dark mode is and at this point he’s too afraid to ask. his phone password is 1234. he doesn’t know where the wifi router in his house is because kenma set it up for him and, if pressed, he would not be able to tell you what the said wifi router does in the first place. (kenma knows enough about tech for the both of them, he says. kenma replies, you have ten viruses on your laptop and still haven’t set up face id on your phone. kuroo tells him to shut up.)

that all being said, his spotify account is insanely organized and personalized exactly how he wants it. he has music OPINIONS and he is not afraid to share them. he’s always ready with a song rec for any genre, but he is also ready to tear apart a person’s music taste if he thinks they like something compositionally bad. he absolutely has a superiority complex based on his music taste but refuses to admit it. he has playlists for every mood and situation, all sorted into folders and listed alphabetically. for people’s birthdays, he likes to give them carefully curated playlists based on their taste and things he thinks they would like. (he makes kenma a mixtape on a cassette tape for their first anniversary and kenma is very very grateful but also “kuro literally how am i going to listen to this. what were you thinking.” “it’s romantic!” “i mean sure but that doesn’t change the fact that i still can’t listen to it.” “....fine, i’ll send you the spotify link.”)

he loooooovesssssss bad b rated horror movies. he thinks they’re hilarious and the height of entertainment. at a team sleepover, he convinces the team to watch one with him, and he provides running commentary throughout the entire thing. just in general, he tends to talk a lot during movies and tv shows, whether or not they’re good. the more he talks during it, the more he’s enjoying the movie/show. his commentary is usually pretty good/funny/entertaining, but there are times when it just gets obnoxious. kai is a patient man but he will deck kuroo if he laughs at a dramatic death scene one more time.

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