#the pez dispenser

[konvoluted]

#the pez dispenser #seinfeld #jerry seinfeld #george costanza #the shadow on that pez dispenser is incredible

[hitchell-mope]

Jesus Christ they’re all so fucking useless

#seinfeld #george constanza #jerry seinfeld #cosmo kramer #elaine benes #the pez dispenser

[thestuffedalligator]

My brother-in-law has a Thing where he gives me increasingly rare copies of The Bee Movie and it’s long since gone from “Goofy running gag” to “I don’t know how much money he’s willing to commit to this bit and it Scares Me.”

Where the fuck can we go from here

#my life #bee movie #he’s already given me the academy For Your Consideration copy #and copies in greek mandarin and korean #AND copies of the bee movie video game AND pez dispensers AND christmas ornaments #AND bee movie converse sneakers distributed only to members of the cast and crew #at this point i fully expect to find the severed head of jerry seinfeld in a box this christmas #10k #20k

[mannytoodope]

Old Man: The male kangaroo doesn't have a pouch only the female has it. The male has pouch envy.

Elaine: (chuckles)

Old Man: at least give me a pocket.

Elanie: (laughs)

Noel: That laugh. That's the laugh. That's it. You're the one.

Elaine: No, no. It was an accident. It really wasn't my fault. It was Jerry.Jerry put a Pez dispenser on my leg.

Noel: You put a Pez dispenser on her leg during my recital?.

Jerry: I didn't know she would laugh.

Noel: You lied to me George, you lied to me.

George: No, I, uh, um, wa, wa, What did I do? ... Where are you going?

Noel:  No, George I ... am breaking up ... with you!

#Seinfeld #The Pez Dispenser

[rocketbirdie]

new royal ludroth variant just dropped

#cube droth #block of cheese... pez dispenser lookin ass... #tumbling towards you like the late package your delivery guy chucked out of the van and through your window #monster hunter #monhun #mh #royal ludroth #my art <3

[foursaints]

wait barty being the friend who’s obsessed with cracking other people’s backs & evan being triple-jointed is really doing something to me…. evan complains about his shoulder feeling sore while they’re studying in the library. barty is like “aw rosie don’t worry”, comes up behind him, and fully dislocates his entire shoulder from its socket then pops it back in with a loud crunching sound. evan is all blushing and appreciative while everyone else at the table just stares at them in horror

#rose & thorn #slotting your boyfriends shoulder back in like you’re stocking a pez dispenser #t

[linipik]

Dracula eating the local brits like PEZ candy

#dracula daily #dracula #inktober #pez dispenser #mina harker #jonathan harker #lucy westenra #fanart #decided to do ONE inktober drawing and it was the dumbest and #best idea with the most accurate dracs i could fathom #pov you are teabo dracula and are dreaming of causing havoc in the rainy island and eating the locals

[dynamoe]

1956, PEZ released a space gun-shaped dispenser that shot out fruit-flavored tablets.

"price includes genuine pez space gun permit"

12/23/2023— this somehow got 400+ likes today, almost a full year after it was posted. Entirely from @randomitemdrop. Thanks, Tumblr.

via How PEZ Evolved From an Anti-Smoking Tool to a Beloved Collector’s Item

#pez #1956 #space gun #death ray #laser pistol #ray gun #pez dispenser #pez space gun

[one-time-i-dreamt]

My Chemical Romance and PEZ did a collab.

#dream #pez dispenser #my chemical romance #mcr #pez like the candy? #music

[several-breathing-eyes]

In Percy Jackson there are many weapons that have disguised forms such as riptide which turns from pen to sword. So I ask this question of you Percy Jackson fandom...

#personally I go for the pez dispenser #but the glasses might be fun #you whip off your glasses for dramatic effect and all the sudden you're holding a battle ax #percy jackson #poll #pjo #polls #tumblr polls #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo fandom #pjo hoo #percy jackson show #percy jackson series #pjo show #pjo series #pjo stuff

[explodingstarlight]

The need to quantitate has put center stage // Regret, remorse, regard // Crazed and calm with a sinner's psalm /lyr

(alt versions under the line)

i'm indecisive so these exist too <3

#i don't have a favorite to draw whatttt idk where you would get that idea #here's my warm-up doodle for the day #i really love drawing headshots/icons ngl #it's because i love drawing faces but hate everything else /lh #anyway he's just really into kicking everyone elses ass in mario kart don't worry about it <3 #me to me while drawing: ohhh the donnie kinnies are gonna love this #<- self callout #tw eyestrain #it's not blood btw it's paint lmao #explodingstar art #rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise of the tmnt #rottmnt fanart #tmnt #rise donatello #rise donnie #tmnt donatello #unpause rise of the tmnt #tc3st DNI or i'll kick your ass so hard your vertabrae pop out of your mouth like a pez dispenser <3 #i saw a color palette on Pinterest and said WOW i need to draw with that 👀 #my art

[thatmemeguy89]

Good thinking

#memesdaily #funny memes #spicy memes #meme lord #memedaddy #meme page #dankest memes #dank memes #meme #memes #gross #funny post #funny shit #funny #pez dispenser #pez

[hitchell-mope]

He’s so weird

#seinfeld #cosmo kramer #the pez dispenser

[u-hadme-atmoonpie]

So tired

#cat yawn #pez dispenser #moonpie #tuxedo cat #tuxedo cats #tuxie #cutest cat ever #floof #meow #moon pie #big yawn #cat fangs #cat yawning #yawning cat #so tired

[mrmunchh]

THESE STUPID FUCKIGN PEZ DISPENSERS

#ignore my room please #kiss band #kissblr #kiss #gene simmons #the demon #tommy thayer #the spaceman #eric singer #the catman #paul stanley #the starchild #pez dispenser

[fazgoo-connoiseur-1987]

springbonnie pez dispenser....

#sprin #springbonnioe #pez dispenser... #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #william afton #springbonnie #fazgoodles #shitpost #pez dispenser