#the polycule strikes again

[jakeabel]

fob sharing clothes <3

#the polycule strikes again #txt #polyfob #fob #4 #fav

[cuntbrow]

there is so much to unpack here. the velvet underground. happy year of rpf 🫣

#sigh. sheenbergnant daycare/polycule etc etc strikes again #david tennant #anna lundberg #michael sheen #georgia tennant #people #ysa.txt #wait. THE BEARD AND HIS CURLS ARE GONE AGAIN. L

[cup-o-cat]

out of all the things to devote serious development to in redemption, why is it eliot's cop girlfriend. why does this arc exist. who came up with that i just want to talk

#and now i want to sit back and relax and enjoy my levred episode when all of a sudden i hear this agitating grating voice #like a) acab but also b) homewrecking the polycule?? seriously??? foul #and c) my brother in christ your job is crime why did you decide to start a long term serious relationship with someone in LAW ENFORCEMENT #leverage #leverage redemption #eliot spencer #the leverage copaganda strikes again

[harmonicabisexuals]

cameron saying "i let down pretty much everyone who's important to me: my boss, my old boss [20 second pause] ....my boyfriend" i'm cackling

#this episode is so delicious and i'm only halfway through #putting on my hameron tin foil hat as i consider why house is suddenly bugging cameron about committing to chase NOW #the literal morning after he kissed cuddy #the fucked up polycule strikes again we are so back #house md

[not-another-walnut]

as of may 24th

jonathan- I love you and you’re perfect, you’re so sexy with your manners and single brain cell and head full of paprika. I wish you would write me more but I understand things are… difficult

dracula- I love you and you’re so goddamn funny with your horses and dishes and servants and wives and lizard times (very cool)

dracula’s three hot wives: you’re so inherently funny and sexy omg pls don’t bite me 😳 unless …

mina- not only do I love you but I would do anything for you you’re so cool and powerful and sexy and also can you please tell the cashier I asked for no pickles 🥺

lucy- my beloved you’re so weird and i’m obsessed, if you ever cry again in this novel I am going to burn it all down. also may I join your polycule I love you so

dr seward- ??????? bro I am concerned nothing about you seems cool or chill ???????? I mean you definitely liked my girlie lucy because obviously but you’re on thin ice

quincey- I love you quincey I am kissing you on the mouth. you beautiful british texan with your slang and genuine respect and love for lucy and you also want her to be happy (welcome to the if anything bad happens to lucy we riot club, so happy to have you)

arthur- (pending) Who Are You? Lucy seems to adore you and as such I naturally adore you also, but if you’re HALF the man mr cowboy is I will not hesitate

#anyways I love everyone in this book #you’re all wonderful and perfect #britain’s greatest polycule strikes again #dracula daily #daily dracula

[nibblelinephym]

bbbhhgh. i sjould be eepjng but. the brainworms

#achilles rambles #i want 2 draw my horrible hatch//etfield polycule where everyones dating a million other people #except id probably only be able to do like. two different couples at most #maybe i'll do one of those circles of the hatch//etfield teens and thatll sate my thirst #theres so much lore in my brain for everyone that lives in that gods forsaken town and nobody even knkws about it. tragedy strikes again

[2063april5]

Garashir is still my otp but I gotta give it to the o'brashir shippers, "people either love you or hate you. I hated you when we met" "... and now?" "............. now I don't" was kinda... You know

#anyway the polycule strikes again #o'brien #o'brashir #ds9 #deep space 9 #star trek #julian bashir #miles o'brien #hanging out at quark's #s3 ep22

[fagaziraphale]

just took psychic damage thinking about michael sheen ever being called someone's boyfriend let alone TWO people ONE of them being david tennant

#james.txt #worlds greatest actor polycule strikes again

[dove-da-birb]

Maroon: What is the color of your love and how does the symbolism relate to your F/O?  Labyrinth: At what moment did you know you had fallen in love with your F/O? 

Mastermind: Do the two of you prefer to leave things up to chance or is it preferential to make plans for your future? Which one of you is the mastermind?

trey and rook >:3

HI!

Maroon; What is the color of your love and how does the symbolism relate to your F/O?

So for Rook; dark red. Which is the classic colour of romance, but the darker shade has more intensity to it. Romance, passion, but also danger, bravery, and hunger (for love, understanding, etc.).

But with Trey I'm thinking a warm brown; one that smells of cinnamon. Warm blankets. An embrace after a long day. And honey. Sweet, warm, and reminds me of good, safe, things.

Labyrinth: At what moment did you know you had fallen in love with your F/O? 

For Rook; gosh, it just happened. Like, I liked him, thought he was neat. But the more I interacted with him I found myself getting sucked further and further in, until, 'well, shit, I like this little weirdo'. Actually looked at him and had an 'oh shit' moment.

For Trey; liked him from the get go. Probably what sealed the deal though were the awful jokes. 'Why the fuck am I laughing, it wasn't that funny-' *cues to his dorky smile* ... 'fUCK-'

Very much in denial/clueless until I can't avoid the problem.

Mastermind: Do the two of you prefer to leave things up to chance or is it preferential to make plans for your future? Which one of you is the mastermind?

Very much depends on the situation. We are all planners and masterminds in certain areas. Like Trey is more so that with kitchen stuff, whereas Rook is more flexible but is a 'mastermind' when it comes to hunting and observing his environment.

When it comes to long term plans though? I feel like Rook would be more into that. Trey would to in a sense, but his are more general, whereas Rook would have something very obscure set as a future plan.

#aster! #i hope this makes sense #the troove polycule strikes again #rook no; do not shoot them-

[paracosmsandsuch]

sparrow: crime is bad (before committing multiple crimes in quick succession) bison: stealing isnt even wrong... like i want it. and billionaires have all that fucking money. they dont need it. im not "stealing" im redistributing product . Into my stomach. if you wanna get mad about someone stealing, get mad about the healthcare industry. theyre the real thieves-- albatross: killing your father and pissing on his grave is more effective then therapy solus: [halfheartedly] murder is bad., Don't do that guys . ghostrider: general PSA: stop fucking killing people. all of these violent deaths lead to more ghosts and they wont stop fucking harassing me at work. devin: i have an addiction to pirating movies. its not even about the movies themselves, i just get a perverse pleasure from knowing those rich ceos wont be seeing a cent of my money

#why are literally any of you vigilantes. #the curse strikes again (shitty bad people in a shitty bad polycule) #[★ . RELATIONSHIP : 99 bottles of beer ] #[★ . PARACOSM : starving animals ] #[★ . mine ]

[hellsvestibule]

Yesterday I was rereading lord of the distant isles (I remembered I already read it halfway through bc this happens every time I read) but like. It’s not even old man yaoi its m/m/f yuri.

What if he never even fucked that old man. What if we never kissed we just laid down alongside one another in our bff coffins and rotted for the rest of eternity bc our love was unrealized till it was already too late. #female friendship #utena for men

#love that for you Friend (Friend the way guinevere says it like she’s playing 4D chess w her forbidden polycule) #high literary standards here on hells vestibule #bad romance Arthurian edition #old man yuri strikes again

[crazypenguintacofan]

Gonna repost this here bc the people really need to see it

The polycule is canon and I don't wanna hear anything else from poylcule deniers.

[ALT: Two screenshots of three tweets.

Tweet 1:

User Morgane  Inciting (a) riot(s) (@malinconiae_off) says:

And now that the strike is over, I can post this again: Vico confirmed that the Olu/Jim/Archie polycule is canon. They talked excitedly about making it more obvious in S3 if we get it, and said about the “anchors” line: “I knew that those who *know* would pick up on this”.

Tweet 2:

User Polite Wife: That'll Be My Brand (@SHRAAAMP) says:

Where did they confirm this? I need it to be true (followed by three teary-eyed emojis).

Tweet 3:

User Morgane  Inciting (a) riot(s) (@malinconiae_off) replies:

To me directly when I met them. I was thanking them for their impact on the polyam community, which led to talking about this OFMD polycule, and that’s when they confirmed that it *is* a polycule and that the plan is to make it more obvious in S3 if the show’s renewed.]

#ofmd #ofmd s2 #ofmd s2 spoilers #ofmd bts #vico ortiz #jim jimenez #oluwande boodhari #archie ofmd #tealoranges #tealoranges and co #garlic soup #sopa de ajo

[space-dreams-world]

New Au: Bruce Wayne née Fenton:

DP x DC AU:

Thomas Wayne is a doctor, right? Anyway Danny Fenton is studying medicine so he can better help/protect Dani and her clone bros in case they destabilize again. The thing is that Danny and Thomas look exactly alike so much that they could be mistaken for twins, save a few features.

Danny befriends him and they get along swimmingly.

(Danny is generally a good person, Gotham, welcomes the extra help and energy he provides for the city. He becomes known as the Angel of Gotham, and Bruce's favorite hero the Grey ghost was inspired by his acts.)

He introduces him to a pre-pregnant Martha Wayne and they also get along very well, until tragedy strikes.

Thomas is infertile and or most of his sperm lead to miscarriages. Due to the pressure of the public, parents and age, Thomas asks Danny if he could help them out so to speak. (Alternatively, I would like it if they were a polycule. Also Alfred knows. To avoid scandal as well, since Danny and Thomas look so similar.)

A few months later, Bruce Wayne is born to the happy couple's delight and Danny only asks if he could be the boy's uncle or godfather.

Danny spends the next few years visiting the family in between taking care of the Infinite realms. Then tragedy strikes again, and Bruce is an orphan, Danny comes a few days later thinking everything is okay, when it's not. He is devastated to find out that his friends are dead and decides to help Alfred raise the boy.

(Afterwards he goes to their graves and promises he'll do what he can to help raise their son, not realizing that their spirits are right behind him, thanking him.)

The years go by and Bruce grows up relatively normal.

(One night Danny tucks him into bed, and Bruce tirelessly says thank you dad. Danny overhears this and is struck with grief as he knows his true birthright, but thinks it's for Thomas.)

When Bruce disappears to train to become the Batman, Danny and Alfred both panic as neither can find him. They decide to continue as normal with Danny visiting Alfred sometimes.

(During this time Danny helps with Gotham, brings food to the circus acts that come to town, helps abused women get on their feet from their husbands, helps street kids get better shelter, food, water, helps at the hospital when they need it, even helps give birth to a baby Drake, etc..)

When Bruce comes back to Gotham, Danny is nowhere to be found or at least hasn't been to the Manor in a few months. That gets put on the backburner as he now is the Dark knight and has to help Gotham.

(Danny is on vacation with his kids and their aunt.)

Side note: Bruce doesn't really have powers, just his limits are a lot higher than normal, ie:

Slight super strength, some floating = gliding, advanced healing but not by much, higher tolerance to pain and slight invisibility = camouflage with the shadows. If Bruce got more ecto energy than maybe he might develop, but it is unlikely.

Two situations where Bruce confronts his birth father:

1- Justice league needs to summon a ghost specialist as something supernatural is afoot. They summon Phantom as he is seen as a friendly guide to spirits, shades, etc.…

The moment Danny locks eyes with Batman he rushes straight out of the summon circle and goes to hug Batman. Everyone is confused as they thought he would attack, but he is just scolding Batman for disappearing without leaving a note for him and A. Batman is confused as he doesn't recognize him and Phantom asks if there is anyone he trusted with his identity.

Basically Superman and Wonder Woman stay as Danny de-transforms and now Bruce recognizes him.

2- The bat family have died a lot, and so one day, Bruce gets hurt and to check for poison in his blood he runs through the Bat computer to find out his blood is different than before as part of his DNA is unknown now, so he thinks that the Bat computer is faulty, not before Alfred reveals to him the truth of his birth.

(1 and 2 can go together. You can do a reverse where female Danny Fenton looks like Martha Wayne and she is infertile, where the roles are reversed, but Bruce is still a boy.)

#danny phantom #dp x dc #dc x dp #danny fenton #au #batman #bruce wayne #cassandra cain #jason todd #dick grayson #damian wayne #duke thomas #stephine brown #barabra gordon #tim drake #jazz fenton #alfred pennyworth #thomas wayne #martha wayne #my au ideas

[harmonicabisexuals]

wilson: it's 3 am, you have two options- go to cuddy or go home

house: *goes to cameron and tells her he missed her*

#ANYWAYS #between this and wilson asking cuddy out to make house jealous (over who tho?? you or cuddy??? hmmm) this episode is so good #dysfunctional medical malpractice polycule strikes again i'm cheering #the itch #house md

[dangthatscrayz]

Due to being held at gunpoint by the slay the princess fandom and voices in my head:

I guess it’s finally time for someone to write slay the princess x reader fanfiction headcannons (I haven’t done this stuff before but It is criminal how there’s only 1 on this platform)((my one true fear is somehow the creators see this because they have tumblr))

BTW: for this one the hc are for a voice inside the LQ head reader (if requested I’ll do different readers and other characters in slay the princess)

Characters for this one: voice of the stubborn, The narrator, voice of the smitten

Cw: the voice of the stubborn has to be a cw, possible ooc, slay the princess spoilers ofc, poly vibes going on for smitten and stubborn

Alright. First up is the voice of the Stubborn:

Platonic:

-Why? Jk jk I can’t talk on concerning choices when I’m a vot broken fan

-I don’t think he would talk much to you but like if you indulge ing want to fight the princess I picture you two being great friends

-I have a image in my head of this scenario if you indulge the “I wanna fight tendencies”

“See? They agree with me, the princess agree’s with me why can’t we just fight her like we are ment to?”

And Ig the reader hyping them up after this idk this is just headcannons

Romantic:

-yet again WHY? Jk jk

-the stubborns voice is hot

-well if all there voices are hot cus they are all voices by the same guy

-idk when the route ends and you both are in the flood of the shifting mound maybe you, him and the adversary could have the most violent polycule to exist

-the stubborn doesn’t strike me as the romantic type (for obvious reasons)

-but I do 100% believe he gets all cheesy fighting cmon man did you hear how he was talking abt fighting the adversary

-felt like he wanted to take her in a fight in both ways

-he would absolutely be similar to that with you

-maybe if your ok with ooc enough you can pretend he will be nicer or something

-if this was a tangible reality I think he would be the kind of person to grab stuff that makes them think of there s/o and not really talk all that romance

The narrator:

Platonic:

-why the narrator? Idk it’s not like anyone else is gonna do it

-I’m sires there’s the 4 narrator simps out there who are starved for food

-if your on-board with slaying the princess I’m sure he will like you if you aren’t annoying

-maybe if your one of the few sane individuals he would probably say something like

“Why can’t you all be like them?” If the other voices are being too annoying

Romantic:

-why?

-your man won’t even remember you whenever the LQ dies

-if you choose to go that route with the narrator idk man

-I don’t see him being very romantic ether

-I see him saying something like

“We can worry about that after the world is saved”

-gl your cooked

-if the princess does die for good ig you can all sit and enjoy eternity together

-if you get bored I guess I see him doing something like telling a story to pass infinite time or something

-I have a vivid image of the LQ in purgatory forever and just you marrying the narrator or something

-why did I choose this one I genuinely have no idea who wants this

-whatever it’s ok

-at least I’m 99.9 percent sure he wouldn’t be totally heartless. He says many times how he doesn’t like how romantic the smitten gets but that’s because it’s to the world ending princess

-feel like he would do some random bird things like nest if he was tangible

-no bed for you

Voice of the smitten because this is what everyone is probably looking for

Platonic:

-You and him will get along if you both want to save the princess

-the narrator will probably be annoyed at you two talking about her

-if you indulge the smitten’s tendencies it just gets worse

-he will get more romantic and sappy and peotic

-you can’t stop him

Romantic:

-he will not shut up

-the narrator is in tears

-he will be every more sappy and romantic

-now that one of the two of his loves can hear him you will not hear the end of how much he loves you

-he will go off on a tangent mid narrator narration to explain the Mariana Trench level love he has for you

-and the princess

-you thought he wouldn’t shut up in the real game?

-we won’t ever shut up now that your here

- if you tell him to shut up he will do so gladly

-even if you do it rudely

-you can do no wrong in his eyes unless you try to slay the princess

There here is some sustenance I genuinely was pulling stuff out my ass cus I do not have any spesific requests for anything rn.

Id I was a bit ooc sorry I do not write fanfiction or these headcannons.(at least I don’t post them for fear of being cringe)

But if anyone wants to slide into my inbox or comments with suggestions I will not deny any of it (unless it’s nsfw I’m sorry I can’t do that, I think I’m on the ace spectrum somewhere)((romance and sex are hard man))

#this is what you wanted #release my family pls #slay the princess #stp #slay the princess x reader #stp narrator x reader #stp smitten x reader #voice of the smitten x reader #stp stubborn x reader #voice of the stubborn x reader

[gonzo-rella]

Imagine: Guillermo (Begrudgingly) Introducing You, His Asexual Friend, To Nandor

MASTERLIST | AO3 | KO-FI

Relationship(s): Guillermo de La Cruz x gn!(sex averse/neutral) asexual!virgin!reader (platonic), Nandor the Relentless x gn! (sex averse/neutral) asexual!virgin!reader (unspecified)

Warnings: Non-graphic references to sex. Maybe some things that could be viewed as a tad insensitive to aces, but please keep in mind that I’m ace and that this is just light-hearted fluff. (Let me know if I need to add any)

(A/N: I had this idea when watching the vampire orgy episode. I know that not all of my fellow aces are virgins, and that some are sexually active (good on you for getting that [insert genital/s of preference]). However, I figured it’d be nice to write a WWDITS ace!reader-insert fic, and I also figured having a virgin!reader would be a good premise for a quick, funny imagine. I’m definitely thinking of writing more Nandor x ace!reader stuff in the future so keep an eye out for that or even request some yourself. [Insert obligatory begging for WWDITS requests, because I love everyone in this polycule])

“Guillermo!” you greeted. Who knew you’d run into him in the party aisle of the supermarket?

You briefly eyed the camera crew who were following him and filming you.

Initially, he smiled genuinely, but faltered when he heard Nandor approach him from behind, remembering the vampire’s presence. However, he managed to promptly plaster the smile back on his face.

“Y/N! Hey...” he replied, his voice trembling slightly.

The unfamiliar man now beside him glanced between the two of you uncertainly, but his eyes finally landed on you. His smile seemed a tad strange, but it was endearing in its own way nonetheless.

“Guillermo,” he said, revealing his foreign accent, though you were more fixated on his eccentric (albeit quite snazzy) outfit. “Who is this?”

“Uh...this is my friend...Y/N.” Guillermo introduced stiffly. He looked over at you. “Y/N, this is...Nandor.”

“My, my, Guillermo,” Nandor murmured. “Your friend smells delectable.”

“Oh, uh, thanks, I guess.” you said sheepishly. “It’s just deodorant, though.”

Nandor looked at you blankly, though he continued to smile. He leaned down to Guillermo, bending his knees awkwardly so his mouth was level with his familiar’s ear.

“Guillermo, why don’t you invite them to the orgy?” he whispered with all the subtlety of a lightning strike. Guillermo’s face fell.

Your eyes widened and you swallowed your saliva.

“An...orgy?” you repeated incredulously. “That’s nice of you...to invite me. But, I’m not really an orgy kind of person. Or a sex kind of person, really.”

Noticing Nandor’s faded smile, you couldn’t help but continue to ramble to this man you barely knew. Heat rose to your cheeks.

“I’m not judgemental!” you blurted, painfully aware of Guillermo’s grimace (though you misinterpreted its meaning). “I’m just asexual...so I’m not really into people...in the sexual way...”

You finally forced your mouth shut.

“Even better.” Nandor declared. 

His smile returned, even wider than before. You knitted your brows.

“Um-”

“You do not have to partake in the sexual intercourse.” he insisted. “You can come...for the food. There will be-”

Once again, he leaned down to speak in Guillermo’s ear. Guillermo stared into the lens of the camera. You glanced over at the camera too.

“Guillermo, what do these asexuals eat?”

Guillermo sighed, but his eyes almost lit up when he realised he may have had a way out of this conversation.

“Garlic bread.”

“No! You know that won’t do.” Nandor hissed at him scornfully. “Fucking guy.

“What else?”

“Cake...” Guillermo conceded through gritted teeth

“Cake?” you repeated. “I’m down for cake.”

Nandor grinned and rubbed his hands together in glee. “Cake you shall have, then.”

Once again, Guillermo, less than happy, sent a glare to the camera.

#guillermo de la cruz x reader #guillermo de la cruz #nandor the relentless x reader #nandor the relentless #nandor x reader #nandor #x reader #x gn!reader #x gn reader #x gender neutral!reader #x gender neutral reader #x asexual!reader #x asexual reader #wwdits x reader #wwdits #what we do in the shadows x reader #what we do in the shadows #imagine #asexual #ace #asexual!reader #ace!reader