#they don’t always have sex

[ruleofleft]

After a long day of responsibility Hound will some times walk up to Fuse and put their head on his shoulders, Fuse will then help them undress and lay them in bed so he can rub their back.

#apex legends #fusehound #headcanon #Fuse is a great partner #they don’t always have sex #sometimes they just lay down and chill #But Hound totally jumps Fuse after all is said and done

[theboost]

He would find them to third wheel in any universe. Canonically.

#like. gabrielle and Xena are canonically soulmates who reincarnate and find each other in every life. and Joxer is also always there. and #I think that’s so sweet. they’re in a lesbian centric throuple which means they don’t have sex with him at all but they do with each other #but he IS in the relationship. he’s the dog that sleeps at the foot of their bed #xena warrior princess

[gayvampyr]

“queer spaces should be inclusive of people who don’t enjoy sex and who have “strange”, negative or repulsed relationships with sex” and “sex is an important aspect of lgbt community, history, and activism and queer people should be allowed and able to talk freely about sex without stigma or shame” are ideas that can and should coexist.

#‘queer people were banned from and shamed for having sex and that’s where a lot of our activism stemmed from’ and #‘not liking or having sex is considered abnormal and a mental illness and also needs to be destigmatized’ are concepts that not only can but #often do coalign #it’s esp important to consider that a lot of lgbt ppl who have a tricky and strained relationship with sex are like that because of trauma #which is very common for queer folks #it’s really not an ace-only thing #like i am sex repulsed but it’s very hard to discern if it’s because i’m asexual or if it’s the trauma. either way i deserve to have those #feelings and be included in lgbt spaces and discussions about sex and treated as just another queer person with a different experience #instead of being alienated because my feelings about sex don’t directly line up with yours #im so sick of people in this community trying to pit us against each other. as an ace lesbian that shit is so toxic and harmful #my relationship with sex is fluid. im sex-positive always‚ but i often find myself sex repulsed. im otherwise neutral about it but im sick #of people acting like it’s either you enjoy sex and have it frequently or you hate it and you shame everyone who has it like youre a puritan #and it’s often aphobes who bought into that ‘aces are puritanical celibate straights who want ppl who have gay sex to die or think they’re #‘dirty’ or some shit. and it was literally 90% crypto-aphobes pretending to be aces to get people to adopt that into their belief system #the same way crypto-t/rfs pretend to be trans women who want to prey on the ‘innocent women’ #and y’all will use those posts/screenshots as ‘evidence’ that whatever scapegoat you’ve selected is actually inherently bad/homophobic/ #misogynistic/etc and not even #acknowledge the giant hole in your logic cuz you’re too busy trying to find a scapegoat #it’s the same tactics and y’all fall for it every time #text post #like. lesbians are CONSTANTLY getting hounded and told that we’re broken or mentally i’ll for not showing interest in (having sex with) men #for the same reason asexuality is considered bad or wrong or weird #not showing interest in heterosexual relationships or sex is why this is so important #anyone that falls outside the scope of heterosexuality is part of this community whether you like it or not

[hxney-lemcn]

Aroace and a hopeless romantic 😭 what a cruel fate

#aromantic #asexual #I don’t hate my sexuality or anything #but now I realized that I wanted a queer platonic relationship #I always was scared of feeling pressured to have sex in a relationship #and I’ve never felt romantically inclined towards anyone really #but I want to live with someone #be with someone #a little more than friends #but a little less than dating

[mintharasthrone]

more “gay” pages posting complete homophobic garbage claiming bisexual women are lesbians

#tra homophobia #drop the t & b #of course there’s a comment calling us actual lesbians trans/biphobic 🙄 #all lesbians are terfs bc homosexuality is only real if a woman is a feminist or political like what kind of homophobic logic #they think they’re so different than het men who argue all lesbians aren’t real and want a male and piv #the obsession with also equating toys to wanting a man is never ending #and i remember the poll here that showed most lesbians of course want to eat pussy most of all #and bi women wanted to use toys #like lesbians don’t want anything that looks like a dick when they have sex only bi women do and i know from experience #why the fuck would we #i wish people would stop fucking obsessing over and disecting how lesbians have sex and why #they always have to make it about males and dick #it’s socially acceptable to make creepy perverted comments always talking about or mocking lesbian sex #bi women are like why do lesbians hate us? you literally are with whole ass men calling yourselves lesbians and dykes and bonding over how #much you hate real lesbians and insinuating we aren’t real and can be fixed with conversion #therapy #people hate us so deeply for loving only women and only the female anatomy #they genuinely believe we can’t be happy being homosexuals and bring up toys as some kind of proof #the same people who can’t make women come unlike us

[queer-reader-07]

“tumblr changed this man” no. neil gaiman has been weird AT LEAST since he started publishing in the 80s. we all on tumblr are just all a bunch of weirdos (affectionate) and he just so happens to fit right in with us.

#i did not only read but LISTEN TO ON AUDIO that absolutely unhinged first sex scene in american gods #(published in 2001 mind you) #for y’all to blame tumblr #he has always been out here doing weird shit #and i will not be explaining what that sex scene was #if you know you know if you don’t #well. google is your friend or you can just read the book #(it’s a good book) #american gods #neil gaiman #found this absolute masterpiece of a shitpost in my drafts so have fun with it

[rabbits-of-negative-euphoria]

#- HK #I would say some of my peers pushed the cooties narrative but my parents discouraged it #so I never thought of boys as being gross or having transmissible microbes #and I was always raised to value romance so I I don’t think I ever noticed a shift in my attitude towards the male sex #however I was somewhat (okay Very) bitter when suddenly it was inappropriate for me to be alone in a room with my male friend #but that bitterness had nothing to do with my own feelings towards guys #(and I truly think it was unavoidable. it’s part of growing up. #you can’t know why it’s inappropriate unless you also know all the lurid things two teens can get up to alone.) #(perhaps the suddenness of the change can be mitigated but the sadness can’t) #anyways I’ve always wondered about this shift everyone talks about that happens around middle school #because I remember feeling quite glad and natural in it. though I always was an aspiring adult)

[bethsvrse]

BETHSVRSE'S MASTERLIST ࿔*:･

Youtubers

quackity - pregnancy headcannons

quackity - relationship headcannons

charlie slimcicle - relationship headcannons

tobi brown - club girl

harry lewis - social media au (face claim: Madison Bailey)

harry lewis - social media au (face claim: Taylor Russell)

Celebrities

Timothee Chalamet - too much chocolate

Timothee Chalamet - the flu

Stranger things

nothing yet

Marvel

nothing yet

Harry Potter

Fred Weasley - shut up and dance

Star Wars

nothing yet

Marauders

remus lupin - nsfw headcannons

marauders - Sirius and James walking in on you and Remus (an image from my nsfw headcannons)

remus lupin - clingy

Cobra Kai

nothing yet

Sex Education

nothing yet

FRIENDS

nothing yet

Superstore

nothing yet

Doctor Who

nothing yet

Community

nothing yet

The Good Place

nothing yet

BBC Ghosts

thomas thorne - mistletoe

#bethsvrse #masterlist #I finally made one #please request #I wanna do some writing for the fandoms I don’t have any in #fanfic #stranger things x reader #marvel x reader #harry potter x reader #star wars x reader #marauders x reader #cobra kai x reader #sex education x reader #ted lasso x reader #friends x reader #it’s always sunny in philadelphia x reader #superstore x reader #doctor who x reader #modern family x reader #community x reader #the good place x reader #bbc ghosts x reader

[mrsackermannx]

Lourdes, I need more of your delicious Geto thoughts-

Do you think he would be secretive about your relationship or enjoy pda? Also how would he feel about others trying to flirt with you? What are some of the things he likes to do to let others know you’re his?

what it’s like dating geto suguru <3

tags: sfw, kissing, pda (slightly suggestive).

an: JAZZ YES LETS GO! this isn’t even all of it🤭

I think it’s subtle but not secretive at all, like when people look at you two for longer than a few seconds the love is so intense and unwavering it’s ridiculously obvious and hard to look away because of how in sync you two are. He’s smitten and I don’t think he hides it at all, it shows in his pda in fact! His pda to me is very much, hugs from behind with sweet kisses to your temple/cheekbone/cheek and or the corner of your mouth, he also does that thing where he loops your scarf around your neck and pulls you close with it so he can kiss your lips/forehead. You’re always coiled together somehow, like he loves where you sit with your back against his chest so he can put his chin on your head, hands resting on your thighs (his hair smells amazing🤭). He’s quite clingy really, his hair is always tickling you and falling around you in long silky curtains because he’s always wrapped around you, he’s so broad and his embrace feels so safe. He always smells so ridiculously good too, like vanilla and something a little oaky. But also like fresh soap ALL THE TIME.

As far as others, I think he gets playfully jealous because they’d never be any reason for you to look elsewhere😌. He knows this. But I think if people were flirting too obviously, he’d walk over, loop an arm around your waist and be like, “hey, beautiful, ready to go home?” all smirking, tucking his hair behind his ear before ducking to give you a sweet kiss. I do also think he’d be kind of outrageous sometimes if he’d had a few drinks; he’d walk over and hug you from behind, a hand sliding up to rest just under your breasts in the centre. You’re all like, “suguru! stop! ah, sorry this is my partner!” whilst giggling into his touch, your body is as much his as it is yours. Your cheeks heat as he maintains eye contact with the person flirting with you as he kisses along the curve of your neck until he reaches your ear to whisper a silky, “mm, let’s go home.”

Things he likes to do to let others know is definitely that you guys have subtle matching things, like scarves, earrings, necklaces especially! Like a simple silver necklace that matches and hangs from each of your necks, I think he likes to hold hands too, and carry all your bags. His phone background is either deffo one of you in a robe on one of your spa getaways together, glass in hand, his large hand smushing both of your cheeks whilst you laugh, or it’s you all dolled up sat opposite him in a restaurant, with your eyes half-lidded, looking at him with all the love in the world. People are always shocked when they see it, but he’s so quiet and gentle, that it’s not unexpected. He smiles proudly as he says, “that’s my fiancé/partner. I know, she’s absolutely beautiful.”

He also loves to pick you up from work, flustering everybody because he always whispers in your ear, and you always look so flustered, that or your attention is immediately captivated by him. (He brings flowers sometimes too, or food- your favourites). You can’t take your eyes of one another. Loving Suguru is intense, quietly intense. Sometimes you can barely be apart, because he feels like home too much, so calm, so soft. And his arms feel like home. Hugging you hello with his hand cupping your head as he whispers a soft, “Okaeri” (welcome home)

Geto overall as a partner. He dotes on you, rubbing your hands when it’s cold out, wrapping your scarf around you, holding your umbrella, always gazing at you with so much love. Always smiling when he asks, “I didn’t ask what you’d eaten, I asked if it was something you enjoyed?” When you tell him no, especially because you didn’t eat with him, he’s leaning over for a kiss. “Then let’s go to your favourite place for dinner.” This man knows everything and anything about you, and you to him. He loves long deep conversations about everything from your childhood, to your first friendships, your family, your deepest desires, fears, he commits every day in how he loves you, treasures you, continues to learn you. “Arguments” with him don’t even last more than an hour, he never raises his voice either, he’s an amazing communicator, always calm, always making you feel heard, they happen so rarely because you talk about everything and you know you’re in it for life. Being with Geto feels the most like being yourself because you can just be, and he can just be, you love each other unconditionally.

#i popped off here jazz #i couldnt help myself #i just adore him so much #boyfriend geto #geto thoughts #geto suguru #moots<3 #sighs dreamily #put my entire pussy into this for you jazz <3 #i always imagine falling in love with Geto in the winter #wearing warm sweaters and cuddling whilst watching movies with the Christmas tree up #wearing long trench coats and big scarves as you walk home a little tipsy together on new years <3 #hot chocolate after a long day <3 #having a hot bubble bath together after a long and chilly week #I ADORE GETO ACTUALLY #don’t even get me started on the sex jazz #don’t you DARE🤭🤭 *bats lashes*

[kiwikiwiandkiwi]

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#at some point you make peace with the fact that that's harry’s image #he is a womanizer #but god why do these stunts always have to be with the worst people ever???? #i know next to nothing about her but i’ve seen the news about her and her latest dates #so it’s easy to assume she is not good news #but i really try to understand what’s their goal (and by their i mean harry himself and his team) #honestly after the mess that it was dwd and also holivia #and the way his comment about gay sex backlashed like so badly #and also after his grammy speech not being well received #i’d assume the best thing right now would be to keep things low and quiet #like he’s only touring right now nothing to promote nothing to be relevant about #so why not keep it this way #i just would think sometimes that would be for the best??? at least just for a little while #i guess i can answer my own question by saying they’re trying to keep his name relevant and keep people talking about him #just keeping his name in the news #so people don’t forget about him or whatever #maybe i’m being naive but not all press is good press #that’s more than clear now after how much hate he’s gotten in the last 7/8 months #so why do they always go back to the same route?? #we are all tired - not just his fans - but every single person that’s perceiving harry is tired #people start to resent anyone who is in the media for too long #specially if said person keeps giving you reason to maybe not like them #i’m not even angry or feeling anything really - by now i’m used to it #but you can’t tell me that the same M.O. over and over and over and over again is good #this formula has already proven (many times!!!) to not always being the right answer #like seriously what's their goal?? because harry being a womanizer is more than well established by now #i don't think we need 'proof' of it for people to say 'oh it's just an excuse for the storyline of the next album' #we actually don't need any kind of proof anymore for the rumors to exist lmao #i guess all of this is me saying that i really wish i could have the answers i'll never actually have #anyway rant over i said nothing new goodnight

[yourdeepestfathoms]

shoutout to Ocean O’Connell Rosenberg who somehow manages to embody all seven of the seven deadly sins at once

#yes including lust #because lust isn’t about sex it’s about desires #and desires don’t always equal sex #in ocean’s case her desires would be getting her life back and being in the spotlight and wanting to be the best #but lust has just been reduced to ‘the sex sin’ #i run a seven deadly sins-based dnd game i have Many Thoughts #ride the cyclone #rtc #ocean o’connell rosenberg

[victimized-martyr]

stole this from basu on twt bc 🙌🏼 preaaachh

#kyman #south park #i also am in love with the absolute denial he was in during PC #craziest shit I’ve ever seen #Kyle deadass saw eric’s wedding ring. and wife. and KIDS #and was like ‘no. 🧍‍♂️ fake news’ #kyle heard cartman havin sex?? he doesn’t tell them to stop bc it’s rude. he tells eric’s wife ‘hey ur husband gave me aids’ and DOESNT #CLARIFY SHIT and bro doesn’t realize the fucking implications #Kyle getting worked up over heiman NOT for her sake. but eric’s #’in a way wE’rE aLl gOiNg oUt wiTh cArTmAn’ what the FUCK does that mean kyle #kyle’s stupid little ‘Hey heidi so I know you and cartman have an anniversary comin up’ (I. no words.) c #‘some of us don’t think cartman’s qualified to be with you. what do you find in him that’s remotely REDEEMING’ #motherfucker didn’t even ask why she liked him. asks what’s ‘redeeming ‘ abt him. kyle I know wanting to redeem cartman is Your Thing but #jesus dude let heidi speak for herself #don’t get me started when the girls were like ‘do u like heidi?’ and kyle had a mental breakdown (he’s always known when he Likes a Girl. #wtf why was he so torn up abt it.) #also Kyle ‘I hate Cartman let’s exclude him from building boats’ Brofloski goin ‘awww cartman i’m sorry’ as soon as #Cartman gets emo abt the ‘surgery’ and is the first to include him in boat building #AND THEN proceeds to be on top of eric abt the quality of boats?? when no one else cares? not even BUTTERS? y does he care so much?? #weirdo. fuckin weirdo fr

[compacflt]

Do you have any opinions on what kind of music mav and ice like? I’m just curious as someone who has motorcycle riding 80s navy dad whose favorite two artists were Madonna and Bruce Springsteen if you think the answer would surprise us? Or if they’d be as predictable as always

Yeah nothing crazy. kinda predictable i guess. classic rock, country rock, classic blues, nostalgic 60s folk, contemporary stuff when it comes on the radio and isn’t unlistenable by their middle-aged-white-man standards.

+ of course ice’s somewhat gay Fleetwood Mac entanglement

#Look i was born in 2003 idk anything about 90s music tbh. 80s yes but not 90s #it’s one of those things I don’t feel qualified to discuss #most of my opinions on questions like this are inspired by what my white dad b. ca. 1970 enjoyed in high school #so that’s where you get ‘beast of burden’ by The Rolling Stones in my fic. that’s a ‘my dad likes this song’ song. #so what else did my white dad like that i feel is in line with ice and mav #? #uhhh. okay. Donna summer. counting crows. the foo fighters. Joni Mitchell. Peter Paul and Mary. bill withers. Burt Bacharach. Whitney. #Coldplay! they listen to the radio so i think they’re into some 21st ce artists as well. like to a Normal degree. #they don’t follow celebs but like the music. they like old t swift but like to a normal white dad degree. #my white dad is really into dua lipa for some reason. ice & mav don’t give me that vibe #pete maverick mitchell #tom iceman kazansky #icemav #asks #it’s one of those things that’s like ‘you should really have ur own hcs about this bc everyone’s are going to be too specific’ #like ice & mav’s sex lives & what they prefer in bed. I certainly have my hcs but they’re so specific it’s not worth #discussing because they won’t be universal so who cares. they’ll just live inside my head #the act of sharing hcs is very vulnerable & not always worth it tbh #better to shove them into a narrative somewhere #ty for the ask anon 🥺❤️❤️

[dollopheadsandclotpoles]

Why is it so hard for people to believe that other people have different preferences in life? I know I’m very ace but I’ve met allos who’ve told me they believe they can have a satisfying romantic relationship without sex, and yet other allos insist that sexual intimacy is 100% important for a relationship and that any allo who says otherwise is in an unhealthy relationship like… can we just acknowledge that relationships don’t always follow a particular formula? People do what suits them best and just because it’s different for YOU doesn’t mean you can determine what is and isn’t healthy for someone else if they’re both happy and content with the way their relationship works

#ace stuff #aroace tag #my best friend always worries she’s doing something wrong #because she doesn’t feel the need to constantly hang out with her husband #when they were doing long distance and sometimes they only spoke once a week and she was like we’re both happy with that #but other people make us think something is wrong with us because of it #like fuck ya’ll stop pushing your fake romantic ideals on other people #like I’m aroace and don’t want to be in a qpr even but #rankles me when people act like aces who are not aro can’t be with an allo #because they don’t give them what they need sexually or whatever #even if they HAVE sex they aren’t ATTRACted to them so it’s unfair #it’s all bullshit!!!! #different things work for different people #rant over lol sorry just needed to vent and this is my place to do it

[driedbloodondeadflies]

hannibal being in prison in the middle of the lockdown and will being like “brb molly gotta zoom call hannibal i need to be insane for this game of cluedo”

#hannibal #nbc hannibal #hannibal lecter #will graham #hannigram #murder husbands #don’t mind me i was thinking about what if hannibal was shot recently and the last season starting right at the lockdown happened and they #gave us a fun/filler episode full of shenanigans on how they spend their time #abviously the murder wives are having hot sexy homosexual lesbian gay sex with toys and straps having a blast #i don’t even remember if they’re together yet by season 3 i’m always confused about the timelines #but yeah that is what is happening

[szczylpierdolony]

wish i had the balls to get a sugar daddy

#like this is sth i’ve had on my mind since i was 16 and now feel like i’m running out of time to try bc they’re always looking for someone #in their early 20s #but 1. idk if i could successfully have sex with a cis guy #like i wouldn’t freak out or anything but idk if i could even get any type of turned on #2. worried about safety like this is just a random person you meet on the internet that’s likely physically stronger than you and it freaks #me out a little bit #3. i’m not attractive and i have body hair i wouldn’t be willing to get rid of #4. i don’t think i could spend time with someone i dislike personality wise and i tend to not like cishet men even if it’s just chit chat #5. how would i hide it from my parents (and possibly friends bc i think some could be weird abt it too) #6 . i’m literally just a pussy who’s afraid to try #but idk it seems like sth that’d be decently convenient #and yeah ig i could try looking for a sugar mommy but the likelihood of finding one are much slimmer plus i’m really fucking unattractive #and i think a man would be more likely to deal with it #📓