#this happened in my dream i swear

[sweetgreekcreep]

the stanley parable but instead of the narrator it's the kurzgesagt guy going on about doomsday scenarios and space while you just wander around the empty office unable to beat the game forever

#the stanley parable #tsp #this happened in my dream i swear #what is wrong with my brain #kurzgesagt

[spyglassrealms]

had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

#normally I don't chronicle my dreams here but fucking hell that one was funny #I think this would genuinely make tumblr better tbh #@ staff do this cowards #spy has thoughts #my life is a sitcom and i am my own laugh track #functional website #spy's smash hits #Glock function #edit for everyone in the notes saying 'everyone clapped' #I know I can't prove to you that it happened for real you're just gonna have to trust me on this #but I swear on my goddamn life I'm not making this up #I make so many conscious puns that sometimes my subconscious cooks up a real good one

[babydarkstar]

i just. i just…FUCK. i just really want harrowhark to go sicko mode when she realizes john has the power to resurrect whoever he wants he just chooses not to and even after learning about his own blood daughter he still doesn’t resurrect her he just makes her a construct. i would be alecto-levels of grief-stricken-enraged if my childhood nemesis/guard dog/whipping girl/codependent lesbian situationship that i lobotomized over/suicide-pact soulmate/only friend was suddenly here but not here haunting her own dead body and the only reason she’s present is because she was made into a fascist killing machine for a man with a power kink, and she’s not even happy about it but she’s going through the motions because all she knows of love is to be useful. (forever your sword.) and if i was harrow and i died and then came back to myself after switching bodies with the human cage holding the earth’s soul and realized all of this, i think i too would be accompanying the earth’s soul on her shoulder to go kill a man with eclipse-eyes and criminal levels of nonchalance. y’know. the one who guarded g1deon but not me, lord. the one who was so sure i had never seen that which lies insensate and with stilled mind, lord, who did not realize i was a lock and there was a key in the shape of a girl, lord. the one who looked me dead in the eye and told me i could never have my cavalier back, lord. the cavalier who came back haunted and empty and incomplete by your hand, lord.

i’m so team ‘harrowhark saves gideon for real this time not because she wants her cav but because she wants her other half’ i might lose my mind about it

#the locked tomb #griddlehark #im going crazy if im being honest #like sorry if this doesnt make sense im losing my mind #also i think so much about kiriona’s jealousy when alecto swears her fealty to harrow #and so many people talk about how theres a chance harrow chooses alecto over kiri/gideon #and yeah. she probably will choose alecto. but not as a supplement to gideon #bc once harrow realized the price to pay she never wanted it to happen to gideon #which is why she was so so upset she literally threw up every day for like a month about it #and lobotomized to stop the soul-bleed from being finalized. #she couldnt swallow one more soul as sacrifice for her own life #let alone gideon?????? she said it all in the pool scene ok. and then the iron fence scene #‘i can’t conceive of a universe without you’ #something something abt making gideons life miserable bc she wished she was dead #and would mever forgive herself for it #etc etc etc #ultimately i think harrow wants gideon. not as a cav or a servant. just as herself #one can dream

[screwpinecaprice]

She's on a hospital bed, amnesiac after an accident and she's having a crush on this man who is apparently her husband.

@dragonuva's part on an art trade with them from last year! 🥰 It's based on the first chapter of Chiptune by Newlense.

Guys. This fanfic is my favorite FAVORITE connverse fic and I love it so much I don't care if the last update was in 2020 nor if it's never going to be continued. It's so tender and the angst whalloped my guts in the right places. 😭💕

#Yoo I can't believe I actually didn't post this. #There was a comment that described the fic as being like a dream and I agree. #connverse #Connie Maheswaran #Steven Quartz Universe #based on a fanfic #Pease ignore my own comment on the fic tho. I was so smitten by it it brought out the cheese in me. 😭😵 #There's something about the writing style that made me fall in love with it too. #Thank you for the art trade! #dragonuva #SU #Not my art #I will make my own fanart of this story. I swear. #Usually I don't mind that much if a fic is incomplete. I'm just glad I get to know and experience the story. #There IS one connverse fic that I actually did really hoped and was oh so curious to see what happened next. Last update on #that was on 2019 and it's marked ascomplete so I've just stopped hoping. ¯⁠\⁠_⁠༼⁠ ⁠•́⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ⁠•̀⁠ ⁠༽⁠_⁠/⁠¯ It do be like that. #I do have a guess about something in Chiptune. Because something about Connie's circumstance is a little odd.

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

Thank you for feeding us the laughingstock <3

you're so Welcome! its entirely Voluntary! i have Every Choice On The Matter!

#ive said it before and ill say it again: theyre holding me hostage in my own head #i swear to god i meant to scribble more outfits tonight... i Didnt... #I FUCKING WONDER WHY!!!!! #but yeah no yeah seriously tho i love them and i love Providing #this pairing is a heavy weight on my back but by fuck i will carry it #i am honestly hoping for crumbs in the update lmfao #theyd be platonic crumbs of course but ough any would be so so tasty #i will take any interaction they have! any tidbits! and i will cherish them! #& like. theyre a rarepair and i do not believe for a second that they have canon merit #but hey! a guy can dream! #and if one day the impossible happens and it turns out i Sniffed Out A Canon Couple. goddamn. id be unbearable. id never shut up about it #yall would have to kill me. #rambles from the bog #laughingstock #scribble salad

[dragon-tidbits]

So my roommate had a dream

#Gravity Falls #Stanford Pines #Stanley Pines #Roommate Gep #sona #I swear to GOD #its true I yelled at him #he was expecting someone else #he was expecting robots #I want them in MY DREAMS #AND IT HASNT HAPPENED YET

[thegameartist03]

a couple more doodles as i continue to figure out how to draw the bird man and try and get all my homework done for the week.

#gamma’s art #phantom of the paradise #potp #potp au #winslow leach #there’s Lore behind a couple of the designs that i swear i will talk about #fun fact. i was dreaming and my brain slapped me with the second image and i immediately woke up to draw it #someone reblogged my art and said GIVE HIM FEATHERS #agreed. dw it’ll happen #faentom of the paradise

[twistedappletree]

I really want to write a short post-canon story about Jin Ling having nightmares from all of the trauma he’s endured, so Lan Sizhui uses his spiritual energy and their connection to guard his dreams one night and ends up guiding Jin Ling through his sleep.

Meanwhile, everything they see in Jin Ling’s dreamscape is lush and vibrant and fantastical without even a hint of anxiety or darkness, and while Jin Ling assumes the entire dream is shaped by Lan Sizhui’s influence, Lan Sizhui is only blocking out Jin Ling’s intrusive thoughts—the rest is all of the light and wonder Jin Ling’s imagination conjures on its own, a glimpse into what his dreams would be like every night if he hadn’t suffered all that he did.

#it would also give me an excuse to write something super description heavy which is literally my forte lmaoooo #I haven’t done that in so long bc most of my short stories require quick descriptions inbetween dialogue to flow as #well a short story #I already have SO MANY PRETTY THINGS IN MY HEAD #and even lsz is looking around in total awe of how rich and colorful and versatile Jin Ling’s dreams are #nothing bad happens they just explore a beautiful shifting dreamscape together and have a chance to truly relax from the waking world #anyway #fic ideas #👀👀👀👀 #apple babble 🍎 #zhuiling musings #not sure if I’d put a ton of romance in it maybe some light fluff like holding hands #bc I really wanna focus on the experience of the dreamscape more than anything #just have it be a cute fun little feel-good fic #bc I swear that’s what I need rn lmaoooo 😭 #jin ling #lan sizhui

[golden-bean-soup]

Sometimes you have to become obsessed with a character from a show to keep you adrift in this cruel world. It's just me and this fictional motherfucker fighting against mental instability and general unwellness of the soul

#this is about #uchiha sasuke #but tbh it can apply to pretty much all my blorbos #monkey d. luffy #roronoa zoro #naruto #one piece #eren yeager #idk why im fixating on eren of all characters lately bc i swear I barely remember what the fuck happened in aot #whole show was like a fever dream to me

[being-otaku-is-life]

"WHEN WORDS FAIL" FROM SHREK THE MUSICAL EXCEPT ITS ZELINK!!!!

I NEED TO LEARN HOW TO MAKE ANIMATICS BRO I HAVE SO MANY THAT PLAY IN MY FKING HEAD EVERY FKING DAY!!!!

#zelink #botw zelink #totk zelink #JUST IMAGINE LINK BUILDING UP THE COURAGE TO FKING SAY SOMETHING #THE FLOWER IS A SILENT PRINCESS #guys im going insane #im kinda heavily entirely completely obsessed rn #i need to post my animatic ideas more often #i have so many of them #ZELINK ISNT EVEN THE FIRST PAIRING IVE HAD THIS SONG REMIND ME OF OKAY I SWEAR #IM LIKE IN TROUBLE IN MY FKING HEAD #IVE HEAD SNOWLIN FROM RED SHOES AND THE SEVEN DWARVES POP UP #AMONG SO MANY OTHERS BRO #ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY #WHEN I SAY I THINK IN ANIMATICS I DO #*cries* #someone make me talented in drawing/animating #one of these days #its going to happen #i hope and pray #i have so many dreams and goals in life for my fandoms #anyway im done now #sorry for ranting #k bye #enjoy life

[dagwmeno]

You should draw dream sans... he would look awesome :3

HI THIS IS A VERY LATE REPLY BUT HERE YOU GO I might or might not had a whole art style crisis again and my art style changed

Also I don't know why it's such low quality?????? It kept exporting that way and I couldn't fix it so I'm very sorry 💔

#bittensketches #utmv #dream sans #I just noticed how crooked his little circlet is #I'm gonna figure out a way to draw it properly one day i swear i swea #also yeah idk what happened with my art style but I quite like what happened there ngl

[sysig]

Getting up to trouble is his speciality (Patreon)

#Doodles #SCII #Helix #ZEX #The Captain #Mixed set! :D Lots of singular doodles - one-offs or ones that apply to a few different scenes #The kiss is random tho <3 I still haven't gotten to ZEX showing off his uniform to Zelnick! I want them to!! #Him seeing his Captain in his uniform was so lovely tho <3 I love Big Love and that was so <3 Hehe #Smooch ♥ #ZEX does not eat enough ;; He eats like a bird and it's highly distressing #I actually wrote in my notes that I was surprised he wasn't hurting In The Same entry as when he was experiencing hunger pangs haha #It doesn't help that he tends to talk through meals rather than eat - he's so much more interested in making connections with humans! #As far as metaphors go - killing himself for the sake of trying to bridge that gap - I mean it's apt but ZEX please #I think it was while he was talking to Wally at one point that he framed the War in a very flippant light-hearted way which was funny to me #I don't think that's the descriptor most people would use haha #Swearing <3 <3 VUX terminology <3 <3 #I want a VUX glossary of terms so badly hehe I've been slowly compiling a few here and there :3 Direct translation! The dream ♫ #Him getting stressed enough to swear is very endearing haha ♪ What do you mean I'm endeared by everything he does don't be silly #The next one of me deeply enjoying when he's creepy is not proof of anything! Just because I Happen to also like that!! #I do really love when he's creepy tho agh <3 <3 The mental image of him as The Hunter - casually cornering and capturing his prey <3 #In that instance he was interrupted pretty quickly but the setup was there!! And it was extremely good!!! #I love how huffy he gets as well haha ''All these humans interrupting my seduction attempts >O( ...Wait O|'' lol #And finally an exchange on the board between him and Scarecrow haha so many fun faces around!! #I love him being completely baffled by a non-mechanical construct it just short-circuits his brain haha ♥ #He's so intelligent but there exists things unknowable! #The image of him tapping his pen is so Incredibly cute ah <3 Where did he learn such a thing! Does it translate from his VUX form to this ♪ #Anything everything ♥ Learned or known! It's wonderful

[darlix747]

“who is the cook of zool?”

see, every other group has a great cook in their roster. mitsuki, yuki, and ryuu are all forces to be reckoned with. but zool? here are my thoughts

torao - permabanned from any and every kitchen. one time he almost burnt down the house making mac and cheese. he could maybe make you a pb & j but that’s a STRETCH

touma - situationally good. i recall from (pretty certain) his wonderful octave card that he makes pretty good bbq. but i wouldn’t trust him with much more than the summer cookout. he’s doing his best though

minami - passable. a slightly upgraded version of basic college student survival skills. he can make some pretty good ramen from a packet, fried rice, maybe some fancy toasts for a nice breakfast. not stellar but not torao.

haruka - the secret ace in the hole. actual cooking legend. assigned gordon ramsey at birth. he’s been cooking with his grandma since childhood (see 2022 birthday card), and it would be a disgrace if he wasn’t good at it. the bonus is being able to make his own sweets at home. sometimes he displays affection through homecooked bento and sweets. everyone finds it very endearing.

#ooo rich boy cant cook who woulda thought #but minami did go to college for like a year before zool happened so my assesment checks out #i swear the touma bday camping trip with bbq card story is not a fever dream #i think it’s touma’s wonderful ocatave card #but haru!! the group baby is the actual cook #i love them sm #idolish7 #idolish7 zool #zool #isumi haruka #inumaru touma #mido torao #natsume minami #lix thoughts

[musubiki]

how was playing hsr? was there anything that you liked in the game and the story?

ITS BEEN AMAZING AS EXPECTED!!!!!!!!! i actually havent played genshin in a while since starting it, i have no motivation to do the filler event while a perfectly good star rail is sitting there waiting to be played :')

but for mechanics, i love they have auto battle so you dont have to nessecarily sit there and invest in every little battle you gotta do....and i love that the resin (resin??) system is a lot more forgiving with a higher cap, lower cost, and allow for overflow...thats nice...i also love that the mc and starter units are very useful. im so emotionally attatched to the star rail crew so im glad they never have to leave my team !!!!

storywise im LOVING IT SO FAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i started playing it at the beginning of spring break 2 weeks ago and im almost all caught up!!! i went through belabog and penacony and now im just doing those leftover intermission main quests which im only now realizing i shouldve done before going to penacony LMAO

and of course.....danmarch....im so soft for them......and also i love sampo i cant wait to see what they do with him

#besides the star rail crew and sampo im not too attatched to anyone else #im very much a (what would happen in canon) type of player so the only units i REALLY want are himeko welt and imbibitor lunae #(and sampo) #everyone else i can go without #so this game is probably gonna be a lot better for my wallet #overall it just like it better than genshin minus the open world part #i like the story and characters...i like that you can play as bad guys while theyre still bad guys???? like blade and kafka??? #cuz in genshin you always gotta redeem them somehow first before theyre playable #not here hueheuhe #also i love that they actually kill off playable characters #(spoilers from here on out) #i know were supposed to be all sad for fireflys death but honestly.......i didnt care about her too much LMAO #i was actually a little annoyed for the secret base part because her base was SO FUCKING DEEP IN ENEMY TERRITORY #i was like (damn bitch how far away is this shit??!) #that by the time we got to the emotional part i was just mad #i never liked characters where the game tries to like....force you to care about them #and its implied you have some super close relationship ESPECIALLY when you havent known them long #now if march died that would be a whole different story #but firefly??? i mean rip but i didnt really know her #im loving the penacony quest so far though #any setting where its like a place of mind tricks and gambling and spending money and sin is always so scary to me #especially the dream within a dream within a dream shit #the mind fuck aspect is always a good plot that i enjoy #i also love that theyre not afraid to upgrade units #like we have dan heng and the dragon dan heng #so characters arnt stagnent forever #everyday i hope we one day get to see a 5-star secret power march #cuz that girl has some shit going on i swear #i just did her luofu memory quest #and those fuckers in the garden of recollection............

[ludrii]

Char designs #2!

Why are my only two pose modes stiff boi™ and Top 10 Anime Action Scenes tho lol xD

#signed ludrii #my art #dream smp #dsmp #wilbur #jschlatt #crap I misspelled his name again in the drawing #I swear it happens every time #sapnap #c!wilbur #c!jschlatt #c!dream #c!sapnap

[eternal-moss]

A little bit sad because I just woke up from a dream where I’d found this worm, and then reared it for years, finding it mulch to eat, nice cool + damp places to live in, etc etc. It was literally like my son, I spent so much time looking after it and making sure it was alright and growing healthily. And then I woke up and now he’s gone :(

#I swear this only happens to normal people with like… a partner and children #of course I had to get invested in a worm #farewell my curious son，I will miss you #Being sick is making me have some weird dreams. At least this one wasn’t a nightmare #The Worm Dream