#this is ENTIRELY possible

[hazel2468]

my new rule is that any time I see someone being stupid about trans men/trans mascs. I will put on my dick and do a little doodle of sexy trans guys.

Tonight, you get a sexy Jace being sexy. With his cool tats that I can't ever seem to draw the same way.

#art #digital art #my art #mtg fanart #fuck I love this man #and to appease tumbrl's shitty policy uh #he spilled something and she's helping him clean it off #per Fairgold tradition yeah #yeah that's what's going on #shut up yes I ship Avery with everyone life sucks let me make them as queer as possible #thanks to a screw up i never saw coming #an Avery exists in every universe PER THE WORD OF GOD (aka the DM aka my wife) so #this is ENTIRELY possible #fanwalker #marking mature JUST in case but i always tend to rate up just in case

[victorluvsalice]

First up, Smiler’s final day of college! After giving Victor a happy boost to try and help override his fear of the dark and sitting with him to chat over breakfast, Smiler headed to campus to play a little foozball, give their final presentation, and take their final, er, final --

And, most importantly, do some last-minute Spirit Squad stuff to try and level up that one last time. Taking down and putting up the banners at Foxbury’s stadium helped a lot, as did going to Britechester to toilet paper their book statue and prank THEIR stadium with banners. . .but what did the trick in the end was coming back to Foxbury, finding a few fellow Squad members by the spawn point, and leading them in a couple school cheers! Two “Mr. Clicky” dances later, and Smiler had maxed out their rank in the Squad, becoming a Senior Member! This entitled them to wear the Larry The Lobster mascot outfit and buy the special Foxbury ping-pong table! (I thought they got one for free, but no go -- ah well, the family can afford it!) Nice! :D

And so it was back home in triumph, to take another drink from Victor’s wrist while Alice cleared out some of the cursed objects around the place. XD Begone, creepy doll, we do not need you! You know what we do need?

#sims 4 #the lazy save #victor van dort #alice liddell #smiler always #the smiler #yeah I was slightly disappointed to find no ping-pong table in the household inventory #maybe it was supposed to be there but my game glitched out #this is entirely possible #but hey Smiler made Senior Member #and that makes me happy #I didn't want to end their time in University without maxing that out #just got harder to keep up with after I moved them in with Victor and Alice you know? #but I don't regret it #I love my strange OT3 :) #queued

[artkaninchenbau]

Crocodile finds a strange stray cat an 11-year old Nico Robin (AU where they met 13 years earlier. Robin's been on the run from the World Government for 3 years. Crocodile's 27 and has not set up base in Alabasta yet)

It seems like I have become possessed. By some sort of demon.

Bonus:

#My art #One Piece #Nico Robin #Sir Crocodile #Y'all the OP brainrot is BAD #According to an SBS Crocodile would absolutely spoil his child rotten if he had one. *We all know how Robin's childhood went* #Scary mofo who does not know how to parent a child but boy does he have the spirit + Child who has never had proper parent in her life #They'd make. An absolute disaster of a duo. This AU concept is so fucking funny to me okay #But also sad because I would fucking die for baby Robin she deserves the fucking world #This poor girl has never been spoiled in her entire life AND NOW PAPADILE IS HERE TO SPOIL HER #You know it's funny. I know 11 yo Robin should LOOK older than 8 year old Robin. But Crocodile is a fucking giant so she's still baby sized #Also I just had too much fun drawing Robin looking as pathetic as humanly possible lmao #She's a like a wet kitten in the rain 😭

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

#good omens #´hello friends!! how are you!! #I hope you're doing well! ( ´ ▽ ` ) #I have a big cough but otherwise I am good! It's nothign bad I am just very slimey #usually I am not a cough person I am not sure where this is coming from #most of the time I just get a stuffy nose #has my nose gotten stronger #but there are good news too I have already found a VERY good chestnut to put into my pocket this autumn!! its very small! (❁´▽`❁) #it's been a very warm autumn in Germany so far so it has not really felt like fall yet #but yesterday it was all rainy and stormy and I had two new books and it was the best day possible to have a slimey cough (: #and now I feel SO much autumn I am close to buying a set of window colors #I do not know what I would to with the window colors I just have this strong urge in me to buy a window color set #the last time I did a window color was at the birtday of a class mate I think she turned 9 and I made a deer #but for some reason we did this craft 5 minutes before we all had to leave so we had to carry our window color deer home wet #unfortunatly for the deer and me I fell down the stairs of her house and smeared the deer all over me and i screamed the entire drive home #which wasn't very long but it probably felt very long for the mother who had a screaming child covered in window color deer inside her car

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

*peering down at my own genetic sequence* uh-huh uh-huh bold choice bold fucking choices my friend

#and i don't have veto power over any of this? that Cannot be correct information #there must surely exist an Appeal Process or #*me discovering how any of reality's systems function* this can not POSSIBLY be how this system functions #*scribbling furiously filling an entire college ruled notebook DOUBLE-SIDED with a list of design flaws to present to the court*

[amaranthsynthesis]

First morning wake up after the nautiloid crash and there are still many questions to be answered. Not by Ballard, though! He doesn't know shit or remember fuck all! My man has the lowest possible intelligence stat without incurring a negative, and also there's holes in his brain.

Had the thought a ways back about the notes you find from Kressa in the Illithid Colony re: the dark urge strangling her with his own intestines. I'm not sure how he was healed from her experiments, if they scarred or how long the marks might last, but my policy is not to turn down shit about durge that's funny/deeply upsetting so here we are. This is the first time I've drawn Gale I think and I love him.

Also:

#bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 comic #the dark urge #durge #Ballard #bg3 spoilers #durge spoilers #technically? #gale dekarios #astarion #cw flashing #gif warning #possible epilepsy warning #I hope I kept that gif slow enough but better safe than sorry #artings #digital art #I don't want to talk about how long it took to figure out how to draw the shirt he was halfway in the entire time lmao

[majunju]

shameless (full spread on da patreon)

#genshin impact #my art #suggestive #i say “suggestive” but the entire spread is just him getting dominated in every way possible

[bigfatbreak]

Birds of a Feather previous / next

(part 43)

#sass loudly: nothing bad can POSSIBLY happen from letting marinette bear creation and intuition #its not like time and creation together cause a form of evolution lmao #somewhere bunnyx is groaning with her face in her hands #my art #feralnette au #birds of a feather #sorry for the fused panels again! if you want singles they'e on my patreon #but i didnt want to split this into two updaaaates #also the paneling for this update was entirely inspired by juangeedraws' SISYPHUS comic

[temeyes]

on your horse muppet, wE ARE LEAVING-

#i would like to give a special thanks to Thorne again for inspiring this entire thing LMAO #ALSO I FORGOT TO ADD PRICE'S GIGANTIC BELT BUCKLE #but i already tweaked the lighting and textures sasahsah i don't wanna redo it from the start eUGH #anyway i would ride them all (all at once if possible HUYYYY-) #my art #2024 #call of duty #call of duty: modern warfare #call of duty: modern warfare ii #call of duty: modern warfare iii #cod #codmw #codmwii #codmwiii #modern warfare #mw #mw2 #mw3 #task force 141 #tf141 #141 #price cod #soap cod #ghost cod #gaz cod #john price #simon riley #soap mactavish #kyle garrick #kyle gaz garrick

[drbtinglecannon]

In Knives Out Blanc wanted to do the murder mystery investigation with Marta so bad, but she was certain she was guilty so she spent a good amount of the movie avoiding/hiding stuff from him

Meanwhile in Glass Onion Helen was fucking carrying the investigation, even while accidentally getting drunk, and even went to investigation lengths Blanc was hesitant to do

#knives out #glass onion #ko: marta actively ruins evidence due to her perceived guilt. blanc knew the entire time she was innocent or ill intent #go: helen fucking diving forward to eavesdrop on duke/miles/whiskey better. helen tossing a tape recorder in birdie's bag. helen listening #in on lionel & claires freak out at the pool. helen did all the research on her sisters journals to get as into the role as possible #marta only standing up for her rightful inheritance at the end after everything vs helen down to ruin those shitheads from the start #i love these movies & the duality in the chars/victims & how it ends. marta gets the house. helen burns miles' down. its just!!!!! AHHH #i just rewatched knives out again so i can rewatch glass onion again tomorrow. im so normal about this series #tc posts #*of ill intent gdi. tumblr mobile let me edit tags

[recurring-polynya]

Me, writing the parts of my fanfic I want to write: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Me, trying to string those parts together into something that resembles a narrative: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

#writing #i have just spend an entire ten minutes thinking about the plot/structure of my fanfic and i am in agony #(possibly. it's also possible it was only 3) #usually i just write a bunch of scenes and then force them to go together like a chimp doing a jigsaw puzzle #you'd be surprised at how successful i have been at this #anyway for reasons i can't do that this time plz pray for me

[nextstopparis]

you know how in 5.13 arthurs like “i tried to take your head off with a mace” and merlins like “and i stopped you, using magic” and arthurs immediate reply to that is “you cheated” … and i guess i was just thinking about the breathy little laugh merlin lets out in response to that. bc like i just noticed how maybe it was a little bit of relief and awe. because like. he just talked to arthur. about magic. about using magic From The Beginning. against him in a fight. and arthurs immediate response, his most natural reaction to that, was to comment on merlins poor sportsmanship. out of anything he couldve said something about. the first thing that came to mind was merlin not playing fair. which. idk. IDK!!!

#like he barely even cared about the magic at that point TBH!!!! #what the hell was the crime of magic compared to not knowing his best friend bc he didnt trust him!!!! #whatd arthur care about magic then other than to keep up appearances!!!! #LIKE I JUST WATCHED THAT SCENE AND MERLINS LITTLE LAUGH MADE ME CRY #its entirely possible im going insane from too many blorbos in my head #bbc merlin #merthur #5.13

[sudoscience]

Disadvantages of audiobooks: hard to pay attention to sometimes, can't always understand everything that's said, no idea how things are spelled

Advantages of audiobooks: this

God bless you, Moira Quirk.

Transcript:

"No," said Dulcinea. "Oh, no no no. Stay awake."

Gideon couldn't say anything but blearrghhh, mainly because blood was coming enthusiastically out of every hole in her face.

#meant to add the transcript earlier but i didn't have the printed copy handy #mostly because i really wanted to know how that sound was spelled #as a transcription “​blearrghhh” is at once completely accurate but also entirely underwhelming #the locked tomb #tlt spoilers #(possibly) #gideon the ninth #moira quirk #video #audiobooks #gideon nav #dulcinea septimus

[marshmallsy]

the acoc candy couture vol 2 zine is literally the most stunning thing i've ever seen (CHECK IT OUT AND ALL THE OTHER ZINES FROM THE D20 ZINE JAM) and i drew the rocks sisters like i was fucking possessed or smth

i did a bunch of research to make smth sort of historically accurate for my primsy design last year. this year i wanted to just go off and go for pure vibes only. also i actually saved my process!

i knew roughly 2 things i wanted for this piece: outrageous medieval-esque fashions (historical accuracy not required) and also twists for their licorice hair. i put together a pureref, found a pose reference, and played with several different color palettes really terribly until i found one i liked! the details made me wanna die but the end result was sooooo worth it

#a crown of candy #acoc #dimension 20 #d20 #d20 fanart #jet rocks #ruby rocks #marshmallsydraws #d20 zine jam #jet's face is still possibly the most beautiful face i've ever drawn in my entire life AND I WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO REPLICATE IT NAUR

[rottmnt-residuum]

promised raph angst. so much under the surface

this takes place right before leo and mikey get back from checking hidden city entrances

#rottmnt #rottmnt rapheal #rottmnt residuum #residuum #bonus! an aside #i dont write internal dialogue in the comic #i struggle so much with it that i wouldnt even be doing this comic if i had to write internal dialogue lmao #i dont consider residuum angsty because. well. #to me angst is entirely internal? #if you aren't privy to the characters thoughts angst isn't possible #but from i've learned and what co-author has told me- that isn't the case??? weird lmao #bonus stuff

[mobius-m-mobius]

Hey, Loki’s back. Well, I guess you two are ready to go.

#mobius #loki #o.b. #lokius #mcuedit #lokiedit #marveledit #loki spoilers #the eye contact the concern THE tiniest 'hi' 🥺💖 #obsessed with how mobius is at his limit this entire ep but never hesitates to be as soft as possible with loki #like they weren't obvious enough when you rewatch there's all these bonus quiet moments too?? god they're so everything #(and i actually would like this to be a running gag lol) #loki s2 spoilers #owen wilson #tom hiddleston #ke huy quan #marvel #owenwilsonedit #dianagifs