#this is fake obvs

[colinarmistead]

finally managed to get a copy of the super rare "Grief Pet" game from 2012, it was released around the time as the first 2 movies and it’s hard to find any info on it, so lucky to have found one of the few copies!!

#this is obv fake lol #I TRIED #madoka #pmmm #charlotte #bebe #witch #puella magi madoka magica

[aardvaark]

i was thinking about how i wished leverage had a birthday episode for some of the characters cause that would be sweet, but then i realised something and basically…. okay here’s my thoughts in quotes form, just for fun

hardison: so when’s your birthday? i could plan something for us and the team to do and-

parker: i dont know

hardison: you don’t know… your own birthday?

parker: no, how would i know? pshh, cmon, you’re telling me you remember EXACTLY when you were born? watch this - hey, eliot, do you know your exact birth date?

eliot, innocently passing by, who was canonically anonymously dropped off at a hospital as an infant: no, how would i know?

parker: that’s what i said!

hardison: excuse me?? what is going on right now

sophie, walking into the apartment: whats wrong?

hardison: parker and eliot- well, okay, when’s your birthday? i just have to prove something.

sophie: …….july 12th

hardison: why did you pause? wait, is that your birthday or sophie devereaux’s birthday?

sophie: ………… (guilty silence)

parker: see, no one knows their real birthday! haha you’re so weird sometimes, hardison

hardison:

hardison: what the fuck guys

#leverageposting #wren speaks #leverage #parker leverage #alec hardison #nate knows his birthday i guess so i didn’t include him. if he was watching the whole time he would probably say ‘idk’ to mess w hardison #they’re having this convo in nate’s apartment but it’s like 3am & he’s asleep & they’ve all broken in to hang out #parker doesn’t know either bc of her ridiculously neglectful foster parents or bc she’s parker & her priorities are simply different to most #people. her birthday is irrelevant to thievery. and sadly probably not related to fun happy memories anyway. #sophie obviously is a good enough grifter to answer confidently but she feels a little bad abt lying to her family by now #meanwhile hardison had a normal foster nana who would have known his bday. most kids aren’t safe-surrendered like eliot so assumably #hardison would have a known bday. and he likes birthdays! #and he wants to throw parker a little party even if it’s a very unconventional parker bday that involves rappelling & jumping off buildings #but he is once again thwarted by the leverage team members having the strangest possible lives #he IS gonna give them each birthday parties tho. even if he has to make up some dates & stuff #sophie’s can be the fake date she gives if that’s what she rlly wants. nate’s real birthday is on file somewhere even if he’s being annoying #rn so hardison just has to do some basic hacking. eliot would have an approximate bday such as the day he was surrendered that his parents #would have celebrated throughout childhood. and parker’s would be april 1st bc that’s alice whites bday (and YOURE ALICE!!!) #as in it’s canonically in the online info abt alice white shown in the juror no.6 job & obvs that’s april fools so it’s funny :) #and hardison has a NORMAL bday unlike SOME ppl and yes he DOES expect presents you heathens!!

[jmoonjones]

I am manifesting this into canon 🦊☀️

(reference)

#acotar #I can't stand that fake family but that meme is pretty fun #who is messier: the kardashians or the vanserras? #a court of mist and fury #a court of thorns and roses #a court of wings and ruin #a court of silver flames #day court #helion spell cleaver #lucien vanserra #acotar fanart #acotar art #helion is obvs far superior to kris but satire etc etc #acomaf #acosf #acowar #feyre archeron #sjmaas

[nahoney22]

Me stood outside the directors of The Bad Batch’s houses rn

#fake gun #bc this is obvs a cat #the bad batch #tbb #tbb spoilers #spoilers bad batch

[nyaskitten]

Are you actually fucking shitting me 😭😭😭😭😭 why are they the same outfit... just tinted different colors...

#obv the moustache fake scar and fedora are different from the beanie but still #ninjago #raine's rambles #cole ninjago #ninjago cole #cole brookstone #pspspsps absolutelynotsanebaby please draw cole in this outfit btw

[jack-gourdon]

It’d be funny if the code decided going into this with “I can fix him” with Charlie but it ends up going the other way around where being with Charlie causes the code to become caring and wanting to be accepted by everyone

#qsmp #qsmp slimecicle #Q!characters obvs #tfw you corrupt ur fake dad but end up actually liking him so now u don’t know what to do about it #IT’D BE FUNNY NGL #I also fully believe Flippa’s spirit is within that code #if it’s not just her to begin with #corrupted tho #because like the vague suggestions that the eggs are actually AI

[notemaker]

Hijack The movie, screenshot 100% legit: In which Jack was there all along (trust me he totally was) part 1 here. Hiccup can’t see Jack, but he knows he’s there so it’s all good.

#hijack the movie au #toothless the long suffering #love his deadpan looks #just like his rider #jack is so smug #he likes astrid but also thinks shes got a fine temper Not To Mess With TM #so we all agree #hijack #frostcup #movie fake screenshots #obv #my art #jack frost #hiccup #jack frost rise of the guardians #rise of the guardians jack frost #rotg jack frost #hiccup horrendous haddock iii #Hiccup Haddock #how to train your dragon hiccup #HTTYD Hiccup #httyd #httyd art #hiccup httyd #how to train your dragon #how to train your dragon fanart #rise of the guardians #rise of the guardians fanart #toothless #toothless fanart

[satans-knitwear]

Is that a blaster in your pocket or are you just happy to see me??

Treat me ~ Tip me

#Mandalorian seduction techniques #Its so close. Im not ready. But i could rly do with a reason to live rn i guess lmao #Satans knitwear #Alt pinup #Pinup girl #Geek pinup #thigh harness #Thigh garters #Stockings and suspenders #The fluff is fake obvs #cheeky #Treat (lingerie wishlist) me (amazon wishlist) ~ Tip (pypl) me (cshpp) #Big sad just squished me like a bug today. Thankfully i have many posts in my drafts to provide temporary distractions

[i-write-hurt-not-comfort]

if the diabolik lovers characters discovered AO3

i saw this for a couple other series on tiktok and wanted to make my own for DL. yes there's references to a couple fics i wrote bc i can.

#diabolik lovers #diabolik lovers fake tweets #diabolik lovers memes #diabolik lovers edits #shuuma #reijiruki #subakou #ayayui #azunato #i think i'm funny personally #yes obv i had to reference the piss fics

[fereldanwench]

GIMME DANGER || 2.0 Vanilla Photomode → created entirely with vanilla photomode and in-game animations → all text is in-game dialogue [full set under the cut]

⚠️ do not reupload or edit my shots without my permission ⚠️

#goro takemura #takemura goro #takemura x v #cyberpunk 2077 #cp2077edit #cp2077 screenshots #oc: valerie v powell #c: goro takemura #ship: goro x valerie #g: cyberpunk 2077 #mine: edits #mine: stories #sortaaaaaa #it's just in-game stuff but whatever i'm putting it there anyway #not the full mission/dialogue obvs but just wanted to 1) record some of my fave moments #and 2) see what i could do only using vanilla poses and goro's in-game animations #yes he really smiles at v like that when you approach him at the beginning MY HEART #also i've always headcanoned that valerie changed from her street clothes when she pulls the counterintel fake #this isn't the exact outfit i had in mind but i like this jacket from PL #and she'd probably take her heels off before running on slippery crates but I DIGRESS #a little bit of personal indulgence today <3

[b4kuch1n]

hfr indulgence weekend

#hi-fi rush #hfr chai #hfr peppermint #hfr korsica #hfr macaron #hfr cnmn #gods cnmn's tag is so fucking funny. yeah those are letters #the ink comms are! finished! I just gotta go scan them #I dont trust my phone scanner rn tbh its. u can see right here lmao #gonna try and scan it at a photocopy shop to compare the difference #anyways yes of course I tried my hand at redesigning the suit stuff lmao. like whats in the game is cute. but. clenches fists #they dont understand women in suit like I do!! they dont understand.... they dont underst #I enjoy the Idea of putting chai in formal wear bc that dude is straight up a rectangle. literally needed to fake a waist for him #but yeah. tbh also kind of a surprise how much I enjoyed drawing chai's face. like he's straight up just. :-D <- thats him #everyone else slaps obvs but chai is like. I think I just enjoy translating that specific eye shape lol #also maybe its just decoration but I choose to believe that sleeve on his left hand is a compression sleeve #it was the load bearing arm. nobody comes into my inbox about that sentence ok #alright. alright #got some Plan Thing coming up at the end of june-start of july mark. hope that goes well #but otherwise! scan ink comms tomorrow! then that will be open again on. monday I'll say #so! stay tuned for that? aye #also actually Ive been enjoying doing those chibi things like in the first page up there. its fun to try and figure out what to include #this is genuinely new to me lmao. before the sk8 stuff I havent drawn that kinda thing for literal years #this year is the year of art thing resurfacing huh. ink and now this... well! its fun to see #okay. alright. I go sleep now. or I go get snack actually. and Then sleep #have a good night lads! keep ur wrists safe for me please

[mooncheese3]

if mpreg were in the canon sv universe i full bet sqq would exhibit pregnancy related symptoms the very next day after having sex with binghe One time the previous night 1direct10n wattpad fic style

#binghe and his S class monster genetics #sqq is like hahahahah no way hahaahah thats so fake obv theres just a virus going around #sqh is like bro im *sob* so sorry bro youre pregernaut *sobs continue* #im gonna be an uncle-granpa😭😭 <- sqh #bingqiu #luo binghe is the ultimate alpha sigma male every podcast loser that shows up in ur ytshorts with a backwards cap aspires to be

[akkivee]

my hypster fc magazine came in the mail, and it was full of bangers as usual, but it is so important to me that you all know that kuukou, out of concern for the youth who can’t afford to travel to a temple, or that it’s too far etc etc, has decided to create a temple in the metaverse and therefore accessible from your smartphone LOL

#vee queued to fill the void #KUUKOU IN VR CHAT LMAO?????????????? #the little blurb was written like he’s talking to us about his plans and he’s so funny lol #kuukou: those old farts aren’t gonna understand the use of tech so it’s up to me to show them the way 😏 #also kuukou: idk how our patrons will hear my sermons i haven’t thought that far ahead yet #kuukou is literally faking it until you make it LOL #and i mean that so literally pls towards the end of him talking out of his ass about his plans he relays to us #kuukou: obvs this is going to cost a lot and i don’t got money jyushi’s broke and hitoya’s a stingy btch so i can’t rely on them #kuukou: and so i’m recruiting bon line dancers!!!! #kuukou: for those who apply as thanks i will build you an in metaverse grave using a percentage of donations yall generated #KUUKOU????????????????????????? HUH??????????????????? WHAT???????????????? #anyway petition to get kuukou a vtuber or some digital avatar he keeps trying to reach out to us LOL #c: kuukou👑

[yunogf]

#nctinc #jaehyunnet #nct #nct 127 #jaehyun #gifs*jaehyun #mine*works #im so unapologetic abt these jaehyun pool sets like #i am not sorry he is so fine #the things this is doing to my brain...... #im across the pool doing my best to not be obv abt gawking at him #i laugh a loud fake laugh but the kind thats Pretty bc im hoping to catch his attention #so he can fall instantly in love w me #the chronic protagonism<3 #also side bar i just love big obnoxious af captions that block half of the subject matter :) #nothing like trying to focus on someone whos wearing subtitles :) #majority of these do not match but after blurring all the captions idc

[moe-broey]

THE MILFS ARE FIIIIIIIIIGHTINGGGGGGGGGG

#feh #and. sothis #i feel legally obligated to join henriette's team obviously #and you know as far as moms go henriette isn't bad! just a bit absent (obvs due to the nature of her position) #but also something that has always stuck w me about her is ..... there is something off. about her. #like i don't think she's a bad person or even a bad mom. she just seems like. she's hiding something. #i have always been equally put off and intrigued by her. #LIKE. OKAY ANOTHER THOUGHT i think i've voiced before but when sharena comes off as 'fake nice' #it doesn't FEEL fake. it feels overplayed and forced but it's so geniune actually. she is just fighting for her life #to pass a social interaction and make a new friend #meanwhile henriette's 'fake nice' feels like. she knows something all of us don't. she knows something that died w gustav. #she has always felt. foreboding. #also doesn't help though that i inherently distrust mother figures LMFAOOOOO #LIKE. coin flip between 'oh she's a good mom i'm gonna cry forever now' and setting off my fight or flight response LMFAO #no need to dig into that! #fe henriette #<- just for henriette thoughts

[theythemmer]

for him to post this during lesbian visibility week is so disrespectful like i do not have time to have a sexuality crisis i need to be kissing women!!!!!!

#I KNOW ITS JUST THE GUN BUT IM STILL HAVING A MELTDOWN OVER FEELING GENUINELY ATTRACTED TO A REAL MAN #blabble #jacksepticeye #gun tw #i guess??? idk if it’s needed bc it’s obvs fake but i want to be sure