I really do need platonic stobin’s next job to be at a sex shop. Them sitting on the counter and eating the busted shipment of edible panties during their lunch break. Them lamenting about their failed love conquests to a background chorus of vibrating silicone dongs. Them pointing out all the plot holes in the softcore porno that’s been stuck in the vcr for the last two weeks.
Platonic sex shop employees stobin could cure my deeply rooted trauma and no one can convince me otherwise.
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Oh my god…… do I like blondes????
(Transcript under cut)
I’ve evolved as a person. I’ve grown. My taste in men is only mildly questionable now.
*Distant Deep (Kinda sexy…) Maniacal Laughter (I guess…)*
What was that..?
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Feeling a lot of trans Leo feelings rn and I would like to reiterate how possible it is for him to not only be trans but also have no idea at all about it.
Okay so, he’s bigger than Donnie, particularly carapace wise, which tends to be the case when the slider is female and the softshell is male.
Second, his coloring. He retains the same coloring his whole life, even as a much older adult, so there’s another tick in the trans checklist, especially being that said coloring is noticeably bright.
His demeanor is also pretty at odds from most male red eared sliders - one example of this being when Bullhop was staying with them and Leo is noticeably less angered by him being both in their territory and in general than the others are - male red eared sliders would be way more combative here.
Like alone none of these are 100% definitive indicators but all together it makes perfect sense to me personally.
Now, how would it work for Leo to not know?
Okay, bear with me, but I like to think it’s because of Splinter’s (or rather, Lou Jitsu’s) genetics! As in, of course Leo wouldn’t assume otherwise, after all, his human self is very masc, including his lower voice and overall body type, so he and his family would have no reason to assume that he’s actually trans! But I personally like to think that it is because of Lou Jitsu’s DNA that Leo’s humanoid half turned out so masc in comparison to his more female aligning turtle half.
So yeah. Female red eared slider mutated with the DNA of a human man equals a turtle teen with no idea he’s trans (or potentially intersex.)
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Do you think that all the bhaalists in the temple were jealous of the consorts ‘marriage night’? To the worshippers of a murder god being killed by your partner and brought back must be the most romantic concept ever
Like
“Oh my god, he killed you and brought you back? My husband only brings severed heads instead of flowers..”
“I know right? Do they really think such pitiful murder is romantic? The consorts husband killed 7000, do better”
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I noticed that my message on the fridge for my boyfriend read vaguely ominous when it comes to describing my yoghurt container... So I erased my signature, doodled this, took a photo, erased the last parts and redid my own signature and drew myself instead of Drakken.
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