“utena should have realized that she’s basically participating in a sex trafficking ring” she does she thinks it’s bad and she does everything in her power to help anthy because she is aware that the system is wrong. “utena should have asked more questions about the duels” she does and anthy shuts her down every single time until she starts to feel like maybe she’s the weird one for finding it weird. “utena should have known that akio is end of the world” he’s literally just a guy who is nice to her, she is not privy to the same information that we are, and once it is revealed to her, she actually understands the situation pretty well. “utena is a dumb jock” utena is canonically good at math. “utena is naive” utena is a manipulated child.
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aita for trying to summon a god to resurrect my wife?
i (142m) recently lost my wife (139f) to terminal illness. we were married for nearly 127 years, and were survivors of a disaster that destroyed our home city and killed nearly everyone in it. she was my best friend, the love of my life, and the light of my world. i’ve spent months trying to move on, but the pain of losing her has only grown stronger since her death, with my grief eventually leading me to quit my job and travel in the hopes of finding something else to live for. i will be upfront in admitting that, in the process of quitting, i blew up the school i worked at (no one was hurt), almost killed my assistant (he’s fine), and released a bunch of monsters from the abandoned gated community i had contained them in a few decades prior (long story).
anyway, during my travels i came across a relic that contained immense necromantic power, but i quickly realized that i would be unable to utilize it for my purposes on my own, as my wife had been dead for several months by that time and was well past the point of resurrection by conventional means. long story short, i decided to harness the power of the same god that caused the disaster that destroyed my and my wife’s former home.
as it turns out, my former boss (????m) picked up a kid (13x) off the street around the same time this was happening, and tasked my brother (also 142m, we’re twins) with teaching them magic. i won’t bore you with the details, but this thirteen year old now keeps following me around and fucking up my plans to reunite with my true love, which i’m frankly tired of.
(side note: this kid also won a fighting competition that hasn’t been won by someone from our school since i attended. i need to remind you, they are thirteen. i’m not certain they’d ever used magic before my boss picked them up, so i have no idea how this possibly could have happened, or when they had the time to even attend the fights since they’ve seemingly dedicated the majority of their time to fucking me over for no good reason.)
my ex-boss seems to think that summoning this being is a “bad idea” and could “destroy the world,” but 1. i’m doing it in my already ruined hometown and 2. i think that the world is a small price to pay to have my wife back. it’s not like it’s worth much without her in it, anyway.
edit: shut up about the fucking giant tree it’s an unrelated current event. you can’t prove that i actually did anything to him, and it’s rude to accuse people baselessly
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loooove an ot3 <3 but jsyk aabria said on the dropout discord that karna is around 14!! she's just a lil guy
oh damn! okay thanks for letting me know- I hadn't heard that, she only said in the show that she was "young" which i interpreted to be like. older teenage age, of a peer with Deli, but its good to know! thanks <3
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Cybertronian mating dances but it's legitimately just the kind of shit people do in vehicles to impress their buddies
Fuck being graceful, go do some donuts in the parking lot
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One of my favourite parts of the pegoryu dynamic has gotta be the best friends aspect I think. Yeah they’re the epitome of guys doing fuck all, but they’re also the epitome of guys enabling each other’s terrible stupid decisions. Like, I would argue that doing the Big Bang burger challenge is a terrible idea and no one should actually attempt that, but you know who would be way on board with Akira doing that shit on the weekly? Ryuji would. There is just so much potential for shenanigans with them. Akira would be like “hey wanna see if I can back flip out this second story window?” and Ryuji’s immediate response would be “HELL YEAH” bc of course it would, they’re each others ultimate yes-men. They could truly be living in their own stupid little world eating ramen and playing video games and be perfectly happy because they’re together, and yeah maybe their stupid little world involves some bodily injury, but certainly that’s nothing the power of love can’t overcome, right?
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actually you know what this is a fun idea for ALL of the matches. what if we DID just start making up in-character insults and "attacks". the rules are that they must be in-character only, they must be silly (so no bringing in actual character discourse, only dumb stuff), and that we try to make them as ridiculously mundane as possible. like. "did you know one time when quackity was on tv for a speech he was giving back when he was vice, i saw him trip on his shoelaces, except he was embarrassed about it, so he tried to play it off as cool, and instead just sort of looked even dumber." things like that.
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