#this was LONG as FUK

[drawnfamiliarfaces]

Heroes of Millennium (HoM) AU

Act 1: What was left behind. - Part 1 (page 1-5) -here- -> Part 2

#heroes of millennium au #hom au #danny phantom #dp #jake long #american dragon jake long #adjl #YEEEEEE BABEY WE GETTING DROPPED RIGHT THE FREACK IN!! NO LONG INTROS JUST STRAIGHT UP MEAT HERE BABIES #CAN YOU TELL IM EXCITED EVEN IF I STIL YET TO ACTUALLY DRAW PART 2??? only rough sketch draft still but fuk it #i have 40 pages of rough comic im allowed to be excited of having that much??? never drew comics for shit before #i feel a need to apologize for my jake's dragon 'redesign' but i actually like it so i wont lol #i would apologize for falsely saying i would post it yesterday haha i overestimated my speed and typography took much longer than i hoped.. #still prolonged 48 hours is better than not posting at all ;D #if you are confused and have questions dont worry its by design (sorta) lol. everything will be answered wit time...long time

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

Married with Children

Qrow & Yang: (walking around Mantle)

Qrow: Sooooooo, I've noticed you and that emo partner of yours have gotten pretty close lately. What are your thoughts on the little mystery femme fatale now that you two have "kissed and made up"?

Yang: (blushing) Qrow! We havent kissed! Made up, yes. Kissed? No.

Qrow: Oh, but I can tell you want to, kid. It's written all over your face.

Yang: (blushes deeper shade of crimson) I- I don't know? I mean. I like Blake and all, and I'm happy she's been doing better after everything in Argus. And her new haircut looks absolutely amazing. And-

Qrow: (whimpers like a little puppy) My little Firecracker has a bad case of puppy love. (Swiftly brings an arm up to block Yang’s backhand while laughing)

Yang: Okay! I like Blake! So what?!

Qrow: (ruffles Yang’s hair affectionately) You and your dad have the same taste in women. Only difference is that I think this one is the healthiest relationship anyone in the Xiao Long family has ever had. Now, I can only hope Ruby doesn't take on the family curse...

-Back At The Atlas Academy Dorms-

Blake & Weiss: (laying on the floor while looking through Blake's new notebook)

Blake: (dragging her pen across the pages as she spews word vomit excitedly) And this is the house plans I drew up. I'm not a builder, but I feel like this is a good start.

Weiss: (glances over the notes impressed) Wow, Blake, you've really put some thought into this. I take it you really like Yang.

Blake: Weiss, in my fantasies, Yang and I are already married with half a dozen kids. I don't just like Yang. I love her.

Weiss: Uh-huh (props her head in her hand cheekily) and is there any plan to confess this love to Yang anytime soon, or are you going to have imaginary children seven and eight before you even consider it?

#volume 8 setting #bumbleby #yang xiao long #blake belladonna #rwby #weiss schnee #rwby crack post #qrow branwen #smug weiss #lesbian disaster yang #i already made one of these but got a second idea for one #curse you - sevi-fuk - for giving me a double whammy idea!

[iwasbored777]

The amount of self-control that Spiderverse writers showed by planning to make Gwen and Miles a couple by the end of the first movie and deciding to leave it for the second one, then deciding to split the second one in two parts and that of course meant postponing them again... They're not just torturing us they're torturing themselves (but the ones that are actually being tortured here are Miles and Gwen), they want that ship just as much as we do.

#if we don't get them making out in the third one as a payback for waiting so long what's the point #also what do you mean you toned it down for the first film they were already adorable as fuk #it was so cute #didn't have to make it so angsty in the sequel tho #i don't like crying #spider man across the spiderverse #gwen stacy #miles morales #Gwiles #ghostflower #across the spiderverse #spiderverse #spider man into the spider verse #into the spiderverse

[goldenstarprincesses]

Idk care if I get sent to fandom jail for this but....America 100% speaks fluent French

#never really got the idea that he somehow can't speak it? #he just likes to fuk with France by speaking Louisiana French #or acting like he can't just like he dose with most other languages #He would have for sure learned it as a child. Even England knew French would have been important #then it was still the lingua franca for a long time #still in the top 10 most common languages spoken in the US #idk i just like polyglot America #kill me #hws america #alfred f jones #nyo america #amelia jones #hetalia #hws england #hws canada #hwd France #francis bonnefoy

[goldenshornyjail]

Blake

Oh, lawd, she WOULD!!! Immediate Inspiration!

*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*

Blake: (kissing Yang passionately in their shared roadside inn room in Vacuo, her leg is hitched up on Yang’s hip. Allowing her to grind against Yang’s clothed erection. She breaks away and smirks) You know my favorite part about not sharing a room with Weiss and Ruby?

Yang: (grunts briefly as Blake continues to grind against her) You mean heavy make-out sessions and grinding against my dick until I'm an aching mess, isn't it?

Blake: (gives a quick peck to Yang’s lips) Close, but I'm more appreciative of being able to do this in the middle of the room. (Drops to her knees while leaving hot. Open mouthed kisses down Yang's abs and hip before licking the almost obnoxiously large flaming heart buckle, unfastening the belt and trousers, and looking up at Yang with hooded eyes)

Yang: (flushes as all the air is knocked out of her lungs and plasters her hands against the wall, leaving finger indents from where she's trying to grab hold of the flat surface) fuck....

Blake: That's kind of the point, but foreplay is always appreciated. (Pulls Yang's trousers down and her eyes dilate to their limit as she stares at the fully erect cock and balls) Oh... the things I'm going to do to those...

Yang: W-What was that, babe?

Blake: Nothing, Dragon~ But you might want to hold onto something~~

Team RWBY had to pay an extra fee upon leaving the inn the next morning for two holes gouged into the wall and a busted bedframe.

#bumbleby #yang xiao long #blake belladonna #rwby #spicy bees #bumbleby ns/fw #thanks sevi fuk!

[aniju-aura]

The Nightmare met a Day dream today

Bonus:

@marchy-emmet

#juju's art #ingo #subway boss ingo #subway boss nobori #emmet #kudari #submas #subway boss #subway boss emmet #nightmare au #whatever the fuk my au is I don't know #this is a lilo and stitch reference btw #it just got long #Sphinx Bois #Sphinx AU #Sphinx Submas

[soobinies]

YEONJUN :: 220519 WEVERSE MAGAZINE 

#txtnetwork #yeonjun #choi yeonjun #txt #tomorrow x together #tomorrow by together #mine:edits #WHAT THE FUK YEONJUN??? #TAKE HIM FROM ME #LONG POST BUT HRS PRETTY

[storfulsten]

aaaaaaa

#don't mind me just getting rid of some brainrot ok cool #done on the tablet while visiting the parents house so no refs just improvising #so stuff and colors may be way off but idc tbh #just vibin yeehaw #corpse husband #among us but not really #meant to be in a space suit I guess but can't really tell without the rest of the body or the helm or the cat ears lol #ah well #enough rambling sorry #enjoy or don't it's whatever #I draw what I want #k now back to the regular fnf au bullshit hopefully ok ok #stream 'fuK u lol' on spotify bc it's dope #it's only a minute long it's worth it I swear #anyways laters k bye lol

[flash-caterpillarlover]

Pov : The Welcome Home fandom when

#can't wait for THAT long #welcome home #fuk this #funny #meme #welcome home tumblr #welcome home fandom

[timehascomeagain]

I wish i could come to vietnam without always having a foot in england and i wish i could be in england without always having a foot in vietnam x____x I just wish i could wholly be in one or in the other and be done but song 2 it wasn't easy but nothing is woohoo etc

#like emoshurnallee... i want to just experience where i am without longing for the other place..it's so gauce #gauche......fuk

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

One day I'll draw this, but I need to see how you handle this idea too.

So... Yang dressing Ruby up and all for her date with Penny(who is waiting for Ruby with big ass bouquet of roses)

*gasp* Is this a collab?! Haha! I'm kidding. How's it going, Sevi? Always good to hear from you. Yang being Big Daddy sister and getting Ruby ready for a date? Yes, please! You'll have to tag me when you draw your version. I want to see it!

*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*

Ruby: Yaaaaaang... I'm ready. I've been ready for the past ten minutes. Can I please go downstairs now? Penny is waiting.

Yang: (wearing a shirt that says "Best Big Sister" with "> Daddy" written in with permanent marker as she makes a few minor adjustments to Ruby's outfit) And there is absolutely nothing wrong with waiting on a woman, especially when she's trying to look her damn best. Now, (holds up bottle of cologne) hold up your wrists.

Ruby: Yaaaaaang!

Yang: (gives half a spritz on Ruby's wrist before grabbing her wrists, rubbing them together, and pulling them up to wipe the residual cologne on Ruby's neck) There! Perfect! Not too overbearing, fun, but also an aura of maturity, or at least some punk aspect.

Ruby: (looks in the mirror and her jaw drops: a pair of black slacks cover her legs, but shape her calves nicely while somehow accentuating a nonexistent curve of her hip, fancy black leather boots with red stitching adorn her feet, a white dress shirt sits slightly loose on her arms while a deep crimson vest with black thorn vine accents and black lapels covers her torso. A silver chain is slung from the vest pocket to her lapel where her insignia pins the collar. Her hair is properly washed, brushed, and gelled to look suave but tousled enough to be fun. Her usual cloak has been washed and folded just right to wrap around her shoulders and the excess billows slightly off to the side)

Ruby: I take it back. This is amazing! I look like a cooler Uncle Qrow!

Yang: I'm sure Penny will appreciate it. Now, don't keep her waiting any longer! (ushers Ruby out the door)

Ruby: I thought you said waiting on a woman is worth it!

Yang: The lady is waiting on the man in this scenario. Now, move it! (hip checks Ruby out into the hall)

Ruby: (slams face first into the wall) Gah!

Penny: (waiting in the living room with Blake when she sees Ruby) Oh, Ruby, you look amazing!

Ruby: (quickly readjusts herself to try to look cool, but looks like a fumbling idiot) Thanks! You look- uh.....

Penny: (completely hidden behind an enormous bouquet of flowers. The only thing showing is the bottom of her green and white sundress that reaches her knees at the bottom of the bouquet)

Ruby: Uh.... good?

Penny: (face pops through the bouquet of roses with a few scrapes from the thorns) Thank you! Are you ready to go on our date?

Ruby: Uh, yeah! (puts the roses somewhere in the living room and escorts Penny out the door and down the driveway) Don't wait up!

Yang: (leaning smugly against the doorframe) Penny, have my sister back by 9:30, and stay away from Lover's Lane! I don't need to be an aunty yet.

Ruby: Gack!

Penny: I will have Ruby back at 2130 sharp, Ms. Xiao-Long! (turns to Ruby) Ruby, what is Lover's Lane?

Ruby: (mortified) Nothing! Nothing! Let's just go!

#yang xiao long #rwby #ruby rose #rwby crack post #nuts and dolts #penny polendina #date night #nothing bad happened guys #penny is a human and nothing bad happened #the war is over and everything is fine #yang has to play supportive and teasing sister and protective father #thanks sevi-fuk!

[commanders-sole-braincell]

tagged by the lovely @hawkepockets and @astralarias

last song: Welly Boots by The Amazing Devil

currently watching: Earthspark, Dungeons and Drag Queens (I don’t watch much Tv rn - I tend to scratch an episode or two in now and again)

currently reading: Song of Achilles, The Nine Eyes of Lucien

currently obsessed with: Transformers, Story of Seasons/Harvest Moon... be honest I’ve I’ve fully forgot everything I ever liked ever

tagging @stardragons, @bluebudgie, @commander-wame, @likemesomesalads, @eggsordium, @synchrosgw2, @orrianreaper, @the-blazing-light - but no pressure

#HOO sorry this took me so long #whys i start that tag like a quaggan #Anyfoo Ive been getting absoutley fukking YARKED by life atm so my bad on the delay

[roughridingrednecks]

Crank and bros

#crank #fuk you #tongue #fat #long hair #face tats #saggin' #redneck #tats

[goldenshornyjail]

Just thought about what if Yang's body gets heated while having sex? And it would be awkward to explain that to the doctors why exactly Blake got burned and where.

Anyway, F to Blake's pussy, it got burned by Yang's dick, what a tragedy

Hey, @sevi-fuk! Woof! Press F to pay respects to Blake's whole vaginal area! This is going to be fun!

*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*

Blake: (panting and sweating as she digs her nails into Yang's shoulders) Fuck, Dragon! This is so hot!

Yang: (semblance sparking intermittently as she rams her cock into Blake's pussy rapidly) I feel the same. Fuck! Blake, I love you so much!

Blake: (winces slightly but immediately moans from the pain sparking a new wave of pleasure) No, you're actually scalding!

Yang: (stops thrusting and notices her hair is half on fire and the heat is spreading to her pubes and cock) Do you want me to stop? I can cool down and come back.

Blake: (wraps legs around Yang's waist and pulls her closer) Don't you dare!

Yang: (still thrusting) You sure?

Blake: (feels Yang's scalding cock brush her g-spot and feels a rush of heat explode across her body) FUCK YES!!!!

-In the Hospital-

Velvet: So.... That's how you got second degree burns on your labia?

Blake: (looking thoroughly satisfied and sitting on a bag of ice, steam is still billowing up into the air from her nethers) Mmhmm....

Yang: (mortified) I told you I could stop to calm down....

Blake: But it felt so good~

Yang: How?! I scrambled your eggs!!!

#thanks sevi-fuk! #bumbleby #yang xiao long #blake belladonna #spicy bees #bumbleby ns/fw #yang's a dragon #press F to pay respects #Yang scrambled Blake's egg for the month

[dopepoisonivyoncrack]

#I WAITED SO LONG TO MAKE THIS IT TURNED INTO A FUKING MOOD BOARD #bleach spoilers #bleach anime #tybw #bleach memes #blr pls don't fuk up the quality I beg u

[kamimint]

I like taking pictures of him

#his jacket is so annoying so i took it off 😭😭😭😭 #his pants r annoying too 😭 and so is his belt ik they wanted to make his shit removable #but like. thwyre all way too loose #anyway we had ordered him a long time ago and we got him during our trip #to my boyfriends moms house #god that trip was. a lot #took us 5 days its 16 hours one way #so a LOT of driving in total #and qhen we were going there our hotel had bedbugs so we decided #to just keep going. and we drove for 16 hours without rest AND OUR TIRE #PRESSURE LIGHT CAME ON AND WE HAD TO GET ROADSIDE ASSISTANCE #i did enjoy meeting Kenny's friend ajd brother though #and scooter's. i miss you scooters i miss tour pumpkin spice latte and everything bagel sandwhich #literally today was when i finished this but #we havent had a break since getting home monday which was why i wasnt #here for a fat minute . yeah #anyway. oh fuk a gougar #the imposter plusy is the gougar #imposterchat #uhmmmyeah anyway once again follow my insta im super active on my story there #I ONLY SAY THAT BC. its harder for me to talk here since i dont like cluttering my blog with posts #you know ?