#rwby crack post

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

Who knows the original artist?

#bumbleby #blake belladonna #rwby #weiss schnee #rwby crack post #rwby shitpost #white rose

[sarahshoots1st]

Reject Valentine's Day (heteronormative, consumerist, origins in Catholicism)

Embrace Bumbleby Day (queer, true romance is earned, origins in fictional characters' trauma)

Mark your calendars. March 25th. Come on Bumbleby nation, I know we can make this a thing going forward 🐝

#happy (belated) bumbleby day #bumbleby #rwby crack post

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Jaune: Sweet! Phineas and Ferb: Across the Second Dimension is on sale! Man I loved that show as a kid! Did you guys ever watch it?

Ruby: Of course- Well. We watched a good bit of it.

Jaune: What? Couldn't afford the channel or something?

Yang: Well, the movie came out, the one where they Hop dimensions?

Jaune: I though it was really good!

Yang: Yeah, so did we, until ....

~~~~~

Movie: SUMMER! It's like the world's best story, and it's waiting to be To-old!

Kid!Ruby: *Sobbing her eyes out* MAMA!

Kid!Yang: *Clutching Ruby, Sniffling*

~~~~~

Jaune: Huh.

Ruby: Yep. But we're big girls now! We can handle a movie for little kids!

Yang: Definitely!

Ruby: Uh-Huh!

Jaune: Cool! Would you mind coming over to the JNPR dorm for Movie night then? You can bring Weiss and Blake!

Ruby: Certainly!

~They Could not, in fact, handle the Movie for little Kids~

#rwby #jaune arc #ruby rose #yang xiao long #rwby shitpost #rwby crack post #I know the phrase “they didn't need to go that hard for a ____” But that's bs #They DID need to go that hard! #And any composure who doesn't feel the need to go that hard should find a project they feel the need to go hard on!

[geekykinkygirl]

#bumbleby #rwby bumbleby #rwby #rwby crack post #blake belladonna #yang xiao long #rwby blake #rwby yang #My GF made the joke #it's her fault #woof woof woolf

[goldenshornyjail]

Blake: Hey, Yang?

Yang: What's up, Babe?

Blake: Do you want to play "Lion Tamer"?

Yang: .....I feel like this is a trick.... What's that?

Blake: I get on all fours and you put your head in my mouth~

Yang: (jaw drops as a bright red blush explodes across her face) BLAKE!!!

#bumbleby #yang xiao long #blake belladonna #rwby #fun roleplay #teasing #rwby crack post

[jedidragonwarriorqueen]

Meanwhile, in the desert of Vacuo

Qrow: Now that Winter's here, we can start the meeting.

Nora: Why did we have to wait? She's not even on this committee.

Robyn: She's our air conditioner.

Winter: *deep, deep sigh*

#rwby #rwby crack post #rwby volume 9 #rwby v9 #winter schnee #qrow branwen #robyn hill #nora valkyrie

[heliosthegriffin]

"So, who's the most dangerous member of team JNPR?" Yang asked the table unprompted, the rest of her team looking up from their food.

"Hmm, Pyrrha." Weiss said with little thought. "Perfect form, incredible strength and reflexes, she is definitely their ace in the hole."

"Really?" Yang held her stomach. "Nora's stronger, and her energy she brings to a fight is something else,"

Blake was silent in thought for a moment. "The question, it isn't who's the strongest, or most skilled, though. Pyrrha is definitely the best fighter, but Nora is stronger, but the element of surprise and intelligence, are just as deciding a factor in a fight. Ren's not as good a fighter, or as strong, but his mobility and aura control mixed with his ruthlessness, I think make him more dangerous."

"Elaborate." Weiss stated.

"Well, Nora is strong and energetic, but she's always going to come at you head on, so it's easy to counter her, if you don't fight her on her terms. Pyrrha better about that, but she's very civil, so she's not going to fight you outside of arena, or unless you start it. Ren, though? I can see him slitting someone's throat."

The rest of the table stared at her blankly.

"Nah, it's Jaune." Ruby said after a beat, drinking some milk.

"What?" Weiss said flatly. "You must be kidding. He's by far the least skilled, weakest, and most disgra-"

"Ok that's enough, princess." Yang cut her off. "But, she's got a point, Ruby."

Ruby shrugged. "Yeah, that's true, but-" She took a drink of milk. "What's Jaune's fighting style?"

Weiss huffed. "Simple, it's nothing, he doesn't have one."

"Yeah, it's kind of random style."

Blake thought for a moment, seeing a flash of triumph in Ruby's eyes. "Oh, that's your point."

Ruby gave finger guns at the cat-girl. "Exactly! You asked who's the most dangerous! It's Jaune, because, how you going to fight someone who doesn't know what he's going to do next?"

"What?" Yang and Weiss asked simultaneously.

Blake nodded along. "She's got a point, how are you going to react to someone who doesn't know what even he's going to do next?"

"Plus, have you ever been hit by him?" Ruby added, with no one stepping up to the plate. "His skill and style might not be great, but his strength is incredible, and his durability, endurance, and staying power are unmatched if you ask me."

"She's right, you know." A new voice interjected, all of team RWBY turning to face the sudden newcomer.

"Ren? Since when did you get here?" Yang asked.

"Since the beginning," He said simply, sipping from a juice box. "But, it's definitely, Jaune." His eyes became distant and foggy. "Always has been."

"Uh, you ok, buddy?" Yang putting a hand on his shoulder.

Ren went back to normal. "Yeah, why wouldn't I be?"

"Well, the look of trauma on your face, just kind of,-"

"Don't ever get locked in a food-pantry with Jaune, there's no telling what he'll do, because even he doesn't know."

"How did that even occur?" Weiss asked. "Why were you two even-"

"Nora."

"Oh."

"Well, it's not like we ever have to worry about that."

====

"Jaune Arc, you're under arrest for suspicion of forgery to enter Beacon !" Harriet Bree stormed over to the blonde as he was stocking a shelf inside one of Beacons's storage closets. With a sound of confusion and a hand of tomato soup, he turned and let go, screaming.

Harriet, moving at full speed, had no chance to stop, as she knocked away the can of soup, only for another to fall at her feet, as Jaune dropped the armfuls of soup to the ground. Harriet at full momentum, crushed the metal can underfoot, spraying it all over herself.

"Ah! Gross!" She wailed, still charging forward, only to step on another can and slip, flying up into the air and knock Jaune over. Jaune groaned as she knocked into him, recovering quick she mounted his chest, ready to knock him out.

Jaune reaching wildly, grabbed a shaker of pepper, slamming it into her face. Harriet felt her eyes water and nose sting, as she recoiled back, letting Jaune push her off of him, running for the door, Harriet behind him.

Flailing wildly, Jaune grabbed a broom, swinging it wildly around with knocking rows of preserved goods off the shelves and onto the floor, Harriet taking a wrong step trying to dodge the flailing, stepping into a puddle of oil from a broken bottle, sliding forward, right into Jaune's wild strikes.

Harriet felt her head ring and vision swim, then another swing connected, knocking her back and into a row of shelves. She went straight through it, and the shelves falling straight onto her with a groan, the sound of clanging metal and falling supplies consuming the room, as Jaune fled out the door, turning off the lights and locking the door behind him.

---

AN: Felt like writing some goofiness.

#jaune arc #Team RWBY #Lie Ren #Harriet Bree #Crack-post

[madmanwonder]

Crossover Crack Prompt: Fairy Knight/Heavenly Knight/Titania Knight/Scarlet Amplifier/Honor and Protection/Combat Support Magic/Erzune

Erza Scarlet:

X

Jaune Arc:

#my post #rwby #fairy tail #erza scarlet #jaune arc #erza titania #fairy knight #heavenly knight #titania knight #scarlet amplifier #honor and protection #combat support magic #erzune #crossover crack ship #crossover crack ship meme #crossover #crossover ship #crack ship

[rwac96]

Crossover Crackship Meme: Jangiku/Ash Knight/Aratsumoto/Amplified Ashes

RANGIKU MATSUMOTO - BLEACH

X

JAUNE ARC - RWBY

#meme #memes #meme post #crossover #crossover ship #crossover crack ship #crossover crack ship meme #bleach #rwby #jaune arc #rangiku matsumoto #jangiku #ash knight #aratsumoto #amplified ashes

[therealmofamorus]

Crossover Crack Ship: ArcRei/RArc /Lighting Cavelier/Purple Devil Knight

Jaune Arc:

X

Reina Mishima:

#my post #rwby #rwby shitpost #tekken #tekken shitpost #tekken 8 #reina mishima #reina #tekken reina #ArcRei #lighting cavelier #purple devil knight #RArc #crossover crack ship meme #crossover crack ship #crossover ship #meme post

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

Yang: (goes into the fridge and pulls out a large Tupperware filled with pasta. Puts a fair amount of pasta into a smaller Tupperware and puts pasta sauce on it before heating it up in the microwave. Takes pasta out of microwave, places the cover on, shakes the sin out of it, pops off the top, grabs a fork, jumps up onto the counter to sit, and starts eating)

Weiss: That.... is the most bachelor-esque thing I've ever seen...

Blake: I know.

Weiss: And you're in love with that.

Blake: I know.

Ruby: (does the exact same thing Yang did but instead of transferring the pasta to a different dish she leaves it in the original container, slather it in pasta sauce, and dives in with a mixture of using her utensil but mostly face)

Blake & Weiss: Good lord...

Penny: (sighs dreamily)

Blake & Weiss: Why?!

#bumbleby #yang xiao long #blake belladonna #rwby #weiss schnee #ruby rose #rwby crack post #rwby shitpost #penny polendina #nuts and dolts

[sarahshoots1st]

The great thing about RWBY is that by shipping characters together you're actually helping save the universe

What's that? Salem wants to destroy the world by turning mankind to strife and discord? That can't happen if EVERY CHARACTER is dating EVERY OTHER CHARACTER that matches their sexual orientation! The forces of evil and darkness will never prevail if the world turns into one giant polycule!

#rwby shitpost #rwby crack post #this is canon i wrote it

[mycofaerie]

my addition to the RWBY Snapchat crack thread on Twitter:

he’s doing finnnneee

#rwby #rwby Snapchat #arthur watts #crack post #cinder fall #rwby volume 8 #she really said f you and let him turn to ash

[gaymakima]

theory

ozpin: raven this is a very important mission. i need you to infiltrate salem's lair and spy on her for me. as your semblance allows you to return to safety quickly, you can escape if things go awry.

raven: oh lmfao sure thing, infiltration is my jam (and if i admit that i love my family i will implode on the spot so thanks for giving me an out before i'm forced to face my feelings)

ozpin: thank you. it's in your hands, raven... good luck.

[later]

ozpin: oh, you're back earlier than I expected. so what news of

raven: i fucked your wife

#raven branwen #salem #rwby #ravelem #idk no one else has a ship name for this rarepair so im going for it #other ideas i had included witch rave and smth smth obligatory witch with a corvid reference #my post #also not personally a fan of the 'summer is on salem's side' theory but if i think abt it along this theory then i just start cracking up

[goldenshornyjail]

Yang: (bursts into the house) Blake! Blake! You gotta see this!

Blake: What is it?

Yang: (holds up utility toolbelt harness) I got a new toy!

Blake: .....Sunshine, that looks ridiculous....

Yang: Ridiculous, but I promise it's gonna be affective!

-Later that Evening-

Blake: (wrists pulling against the restraints binding her to the headboard as she pants and moans) Gods! Yang... you may - holy fuck! You may have... have been on to something~ Oh, GOD!!! I'm cumming! (tenses up and her legs start shaking around Yang's hips)

Yang: (continues to gently ease Blake through her orgasm) You ready for the next size up?

Blake: Oh, yeah~

Yang: (pulls out and reloads a new dildo with the larger spare slung in her harness, and pulls a bottle of lube out of a rear pouch to help slick the fresh dildo) Still think this was a bad idea?

Blake: Fuck no!

#bumbleby #yang xiao long #blake belladonna #rwby #rwby crack post

[pyxilatezero]

I hope Jaune burns like Joanne of Arc.

Not gonna lie I hate Jaune a lot, I’m not tryna be mean or anything I just don’t like him. White Knight is… it doesn’t sit well with me. Meanwhile you guys are saying how far-fetched Whiterose is. It’s not like we’re shipping little red riding hood with Snow White!

.*looks at character inspos*

Crud. We’re shipping Little Red Riding Hood and Snow White. Son of a!*

*disclaimer: I don’t like cursing.

#rwby iceflower #ruby x weiss #weiss x ruby #no Whiterose we die like gays #rwby #Jaune deserves to die #white knight #sorry I don’t like white knight #crack post