#those are my qualifications

[phoenixmetaphor]

resident evil cowboy au??? resident evil cowboy au!

or maybe more like ‘western au’ but whatever. someone mentioned the words ‘cowboy au’ within my circle and that was all it took, i was gone on another extreme au adventure. have brainrot, will travel.

bonus initial concept sketch below — leon is older in it than in the comic and has graduated to dual pistols. chris remains grizzled.

#my fanart #resident evil #leon kennedy #leon s kennedy #chris redfield #cowboy au #western au #yeah in this au chris got grizzled in his 20s and then just stayed that way #look if he’s not going to be grizzled in a western au what’s even the point #his jacket just got more holes #i don’t know why i decided i had to be the one to do this when i don’t understand what hats look like #and this is the era of literally everyone wearing hats 100% of the time #i’m sorry for all the period inaccuracies #i don’t know what i’m doing #i played rdr2 for like 5 hours and got to the point where the world opened up #then i got decision paralysis and quit #those are my qualifications #i will refrain from using the relationship tag since it ain’t shippy #but… you know #okay i must return now to the bog whence i came

[brightsunnydaysofcastamere]

Why do I need a job why can't I just take art lessons and baking lessons and scuba diving lessons and piano lessons and figure skating lessons and woodworking lessons and bushcrafting lessons and pottery lessons and horse riding lessons and sailing lessons and archery lessons and foreign language lessons and climbing lessons and welding lessons and fencing lessons and cooking lessons until I die?

#these are all classes I have taken or wanted to take at some point lol #I just want to max out as many stats as possible is that too much to ask? #I contacted an ice skating club about lessons but they're full #which is probably for the best bc figure skating is expensive #also their adult lessons are on 7 am on saturdays W H Y #but a friend and I agreed to take scuba diving lessons together so I'm going to see about starting those in january or February #the club I want to join lets you borrow equipment for free in the first year #so I can hopefully get a bunch of qualifications without too much investment #personal #my posts

[tatsumi-rin]

Moral Orel doesn't seem 100% like a show I'd feel seen in if you don't know me but then I remember the episode with the special ed kids and underneath the usual satire on extremist bible belt religion it reminds me WAY too much of how actual special ed departments treated me and other kids growing up.

Like the writers must HAVE BEEN THERE IN LIFE, man. I'd kill to sit down with Dino Stamatopoulos and find out what the fuck inspired him and the other writing staff that day.

#husbandothings #moral orel #bonus fun tag rant? bonus fun tag rant...apparently #in those departments you are immediately written off as a tragic forever toddler by at least 50% of the staff regardless of your disability #there's good ones but the bad ones bring the fun spicy trauma #it doesn't matter how smart you actually are you gotta draw the sad face on that boy on the comic sans worksheet at the age of 15 #in your free lesson spaces that you got because of reasons #if someone tells me they're a teaching assistant or have “qualifications” in autism and special needs development i immediately distrust #because I have never met a neurotypical person with those qualifications who knows how to treat kids like humans especially autistic kids #funniest part? I was mostly in the special ed department because of my hearing and not totally my undiagnosed autism #and a little because of wonky emotional development from get this...a freaking religious school #like i see adults in the show and i see the headteacher who tried to tell my parents i should forgive the bullies because jesus would #even though the truth is way more nuanced but he just wanted to wash his hands of it #it's funnier than it should be because that teacher would fit right in to this show for that and additional reasons I won't state here #my family were atheists but thought the school would be good #the weird thing is at that time as a little kid I liked the idea of believing in god but nothing that happened proved Him to me #and moral orel hits because it resonates with the fact i genuinely believe religion can do good and it's all about the people #the ones who want to use that faith for good in the world and surviving rough crap and not to do things that would make jesus flip tables #that has stuck with me for over a decade as has the people who felt the show reinforced their christianity #but anyway

[season-of-the-squirrels]

okay we have how many steddie fics where eddie is an international music sensation and not ONE where he’s british?? and has an accent that steve swoons for while making fun of his little british turns of phrase? and it’s a dual pov written by two authors where incidentally one is a steve coded american and the other is an eddie coded brit?? not a single one??? be so fr

#steddie #steddie fanfiction #anyways if you are british hit me up #i have a semi british friend and i love making fun of her accents #and her little british sayings #unfortunately for her she is friends with a lot of autistic theatre kids who use her accent as a vocal stim #so those are my qualifications

[todayisafridaynight]

this isnt rgg related in the slightest i just need to share the fact im utterly baffled someone posted the entirety of Postman Blues onto youtube. seven hours ago.

#not rgg #it rgg related cause of ttm yadayada we get it #snap chats #SOORRRYYYYYY I WAS GETTING MY FAV TTM CAP TO SHARE WITH MY PRIVATE TWITTER #i usually reserve all of my ttm and nakai posting on there so im not annoying here... as much... lol ... #BUT YEAH NO I WANTED TO SEE IF I COULD FIND THE MOVIE IN HIGHER RES AND I DID?? #JUST. JUST CHILLI ON YT. SEVEN HOURS AGO #who the fuck is posting a movie from 1997 in 1080p in 2023 <- 'girl what were you doing at the devils sacrament' moment #ok bye i have to get ready for class ig #will prob just work o my fic/s the whole time since note taking takes like three seconds <3 #im physically incapable of drawing outside of comms rn and even those ive been doin em all day #this is my qualification of a break. ttm posting LET ME LIVE

[hellaverse-critical-confessions]

Howdy y'all, sorry I've been inactive lately. Been busy with real life and fanfiction writing, also we've had nothing new in a while?? Even the Mammon episode I couldn't be arsed to watch, smarter people have already made their points about it anyhow. Beyond my own lore and AUs I just don't really care for Helluva at the moment. Still accepting asks though!!

#not a confession #anyone wanna see the fic in question? #wouldn't call it a fix-it per se. not sure about the qualifications for that. but its creation WAS primarily motivated by spite #and then I ended up having a lot of fun with it #I feel like I already care so much more about these two characters than canon. which is not me bragging bc canon cares very little #helluva critical #(oh shit. I just remembered the bg design ask catching dust in my inbox. I should do another of those appreciation posts sometime)

[tracle0]

Next - here Previous - here First - here

#crow comic #art #artist #artist on tumblr #original comic #original art #I'd like to add a note here explaining the panel with just the flag of England #from that I mean to. Discuss how the influx of Christianity twisted England especially into being power hungry and corrupt #something something monarchy as a power of the church. something something beating the celts out of their home #I can't remember exactly what my thoughts were but I'm 99% sure it was along those lines. Hence the. Flag of England #st. georges flag??? I want to say??? Lemmie check #yea st georges flag cool #anyway. #current update is I might not be able to go to uni after all :)))))) #oh actually this links to this comic #I made this during a college course I did that basically let you get a level 3 or level 4 in art media and design #this comic had no end input into it but I did make it as part of my final major project. Should have been graded - was not due to COVID #(I made it in 2020) #I got a level 4 which is the same as the first year of uni in the UK. Cool! Cost me nothing to attend #however now I'm applying for a student loan I'm. Not able to get one. Because I already have a foundation/year 1 qualification #and the student finance body won't give you a grant for re-doing a foundation year #is what I can understand from what I've found out #I need to call someone up about it but everywhere is shut until tuesday so. Wait until Tuesday I guess??? #sigh

[psqqa]

L M A O having worked with a number of german lawyers, i know for a fact that qualifying to practice law in germany is a process that takes roughly 7 years at least and two separate rounds of state exams, no shortcuts.

#ace attorney #you're telling me mr. glam rockstar started studying law at the tender age of 10? #i don't mcfuckin think so #anyway works out to roughly the same time as jurisdictions where law can only be studied at graduate level #although my understanding is also that german lawyers are more likely to pursue LLMs and such after their basic qualifications #(or between them? #i feel like there were a number of interns who had passed the first state exam #and were now doing an LLM before heading into the intern stage and second state exam #or had completed an LLM and were now doing the intern stage or something along those lines #point is: i was getting the sense that although roughly 7 years is the minimum amount of time within which it is possible to qualify #many of the ambitious folks who want to work at major firms or abroad and such will take longer)

[qm0ri]

oh boy i sure wouldn’t give THIS GUY any of my blood haha amiright hahahah

#i think i’m gonna make designs for every taz character ever actually #(this is untrue please do not think i’m going to do this) #but im just saying if they ever proceed with developing a taz animated series hmu brothers im getting my degree in illustration #and visual dev AND i’ve listened to the silly podcast for 6 years those r my qualifications and clearly they’re good #/j /j /j #the adventure zone #taz balance #garfield the deals warlock #taz garfield #my art

[girlbossbigbrother]

Jason shouldve hated or resented percy. I cant explain properly rn but like percy has been so lucky with the gods tbh😭 even tho they claim to hate him n threaten to kill percy, he still gets very special treatment (especially by poseidon) and hes allowed to get away with a LOT. Jason only met his dad for the first time in the final battle of BOO when he was 16. Imagine being Jason ur whole life is defined by ur dad being king of the gods and youve never even met him and juno basically owns u….. meanwhile poseidon crashed percy’s birthday party and has let him sleepover at his underwater palace……

If i was jason id be MAD AF 💀 id swing at percy of my OWN volition.

#omg and then they could have an rivals to lovers arc 💞 #me n jason r both cancers so those are my qualifications on why I think this is how he shouldve been characterizes #mdposts #percy jackson #heroes of olympus #jason grace #jercy

[deepwaterwritingprompts]

this weeks requests! also...i may be losing my mind. i wrote down 'inanimate objects coming to life' on my prompt doc and now just...cant find it in the asks? going to take it anyway. compelled.

anyway sorry prompts are late/not happening this week, it has been just a. just really calm and relaxing week for me. just very low stress. no screaming at all.

requests are currently closed, i will announce when they reopen, thank u

#today my wp professor stated confidently to the entire class that japanese doesnt have the sound 'shi' in it #and that sushi was invented during the meiji restoration #and when i was like???? no? to both of those things he was like yes i am right lets move on! #SIR #i dont have the time to unpack everything wrong about what you just said but like. #th e hepburn romanization is right there #i have...a genuine japanese language qualification why are u doing this #even modern sushi...was invented in the edo area i- #requests

[jasontoddssuper]

I love my male f/os for their dark hair,transmasc swag,undiagnosed autism,hatred for their dad's and weirdly funny senses of humor that they use as coping mechanisms but more importantly,it's also the other way around

#HELP FKFKFKDJSBDBDJFJGJCB💀💀💀 #WHY DO I FIT ALL THE QUALIFICATIONS TO BE A BATBOY I'M CLARK AND LOIS' SON NOT BRUCE'S SMH /lh #percy jackson #perseo jackson #jason todd #dabi #zagreus #those aren't all of them but they're my main ones and yes i know i have a type SHUT- #also when i say batboy i'm including duke especially because he's awesome and deserves better in especially since he's the first black one #feel the need to say that because even with wfa people still insist on excluding him as one in their posts to have just 'the big four'(ew) #perlex #jaysumm #makoya #casszag #pjo #hoo #batfam #robin #red hood #teen titans #ditf #utrh #ditf 2020 #rhato #wfa #bnha geekery #hades game #real self shipping hours #summercore #letters from summer

[starkidlabs]

Please hire me 🥺 I’m book smart!!

#god #I need this job I just interviewed for so badly #I’ve been looking for other places to apply to and I can’t find anything #All the jobs are either under company’s I really don’t want to work for or the positions are out of my experience zone (Ie something I #have never done or it’s a manager position or something) #I cannot find a single entry level job in London that is not for some accounting/corporate position or teaching (but obvs I don’t have #teaching qualifications) #also I know those entry level jobs at these corporate firms are highly sought after anyway there was like 300 business students at my uni #pretty much going after the same jobs

[semercury]

I wish I was better at gift giving. I feel like I have to be under someone's skin and living in their ribcage to know what they actually want. And even then, I feel like it's never enough.

#stuff sarah says #i think my expectations might be too high too #and i wish i could give people the world. but alas. i work at a grocery store #i also love giving practical gifts. i want them to be used or enjoyed #but i think people are always okay with them. i think im just insecure #its also hard bc me and my friends are all struggling 20-somethings and early 30-somethings #and unfortunately serotonin or a stable housing market dont comply with usps shipping qualifications... #i also think its bc i think im a hard person to give gifts too #if you ask me what i want it usually is smth like 'a bullet to the head' or 'a new brain' #and again. hard to wrap those #but im also easy to gift give bc i love the thoughts behind the gifts more than the gift itself usually #thats what makes me feel the warm fuzzies #you could get me a rock and a handwritten note about why you love me and id start sobbing #you give me a car and ill feel guilt for twenty years. like. #its the thoughts i like. not the thing itself. the homemade birthday cards from my little cousins were always my fave gift from them #i was so sad i didnt get any this year actually.

[gothwizardmagic]

re: homeschooling that's fascinating! and also really depressing with your experience with formal school, glad that didn't last too long. I hate how it's such on shaky bureaucratic ground though. do you have any kind of diploma for proving you've completed the equivalent of high school? or does this kind of study just basically lock you out of the job market? I guess if you're doing specialised work (like being a dance instructor), you might not need that anyway

yeah im lucky that i wound up in a field with non-school qualifications because i have absolutely no documentation of any education past age 9. the government here really just pretends homeschoolers dont exist - unless things have changed in the last 15 years (which hopefully they have but i doubt it) theres no way to access any kind of legal proof of education as a homeschooler without enrolling in some kind of formal schooling. the system is in dramatic need of overhaul and because it affects such a small number of people, nobody can be bothered actually doing that. i qualify for ue now because im over the age for adult admission (here once you're over i think 23 you can apply without the high school qualifications and you just have to sit an english comprehension test to make sure youll understand the coursework) but i dont actually want to go to university anymore so im still out here without any evidence of schooling to my name. it basically set me up to be unemployable without pursuing alternative qualifications.

#lieutenantkim #the lack of ue options is BY FAR my biggest problem with homeschooling #they completely abandon those kids to try and make it as adults with no evidence of education #and there are beureaucratic disadvantages before that - no student id means no student prices on things like buses #bc our dental care system is run through school enrollment homeschoolers dont qualify for free dental care even tho theyre supposed to #its a fucking mess you basically disappear from the system entirely #im extremely lucky that dance caught my attention and i had the ability to pursue it #i have multiple internationally recognised dance qualifications but without those id be up shit creek #and that was all self directed i got no support from the government whatsoever seeking out qualifications

[saetoru]

ok i have what is apparently an unpopular opinion but i honestly think a lot of the revenge things ppl do to ppl that cheat on them that i see on tik tok are too far

#i seen one when someone quite literally ruined their ex boyfriends chances of getting to med school or working anywhere in the health field #i saw one where they literally threw a family ring of generations into a lake bc her husband cheated #like yes he cheated and that is SO wrong and u deserve so much that he does not #but that is still a person and to a degree you still have to treat them w basic levels of decency #such as not ruining their career that is just #idk that’s rly not the flex you think it is #the suicide rates of med school is wild #that shit is NOT easy and for u to perhaps throw away those qualifications for someone bc they have been unfaithful to you #is not rly the evening of the playfield u might think it is #idk maybe that’s just me but #heartbreak u do bounce back from #some things are too permanent to be ‘morally-just’ revenge in my eyes #maybe this is just me #idk i don’t like to think i have sympathy for cheaters #i don’t. i’ve been cheated on #but i do have sympathy for people as people #IDK I RLY DONT #the comments are always praising them #but that med school one made me sick to my stomach #literally i felt genuinely nauseous #u have to understand that #something like that #it’s bigger than just #oh haha i broke his car window now he has to get a new one #my cousin is in med school and his parents have worked TIRELESSLY as immigrants #to save up for med school or wtv he chose to pursue #ruining something like that is not something that just affects one person #u might just like #put multiple ppls lifes worths of sacrifice to no use #like idk. rough up his car a bit !! put a glitter bomb in his stuff !! don’t mess w ppls entire futures it’s just…so wrong beyond cheating